Star Jones Tells The World What It Already Knew

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  • Star Jones finally admits she had gastric bypass surgery. Now if we could get her to admit that Al swings both ways! [People]
  • Paris Hilton has landed a film role — playing the privileged daughter of an organ transplant magnate. It's a musical. Set in the year 2056. [Page Six]
  • Sean Penn: Offering free marriage counseling to a bride-to-be. [Page Six]
  • Michael and Dina Lohan in court: Icy silence. [Page Six]
  • Anne Hathaway: In the Hamptons, in tears. Yeah, those nouveau-riche assholes get us down too. [Page Six]
  • "Kate's nasty but I love her." —Pete Doherty. Also: "I like the way she walks and talks. I love her bones. I love her brain." And so much more! [Mirror]
  • Adam Sandler hasn't been wearing his wedding ring lately. Trouble with the wife? Or shooting a film? Does anyone care? [Gatecrasher]
  • "If wishes came true, Ryan Seacrest would have AIDS." — former American Idol co-host Brian Dunkleman. [Gatecrasher, 2nd item]
  • Blind item time! "Which unlikely sports celebrity will soon be gracing a fitness magazine cover as part of a back-room deal to keep certain damaging hooker allegations out of a different publication?" Guesses, please! [Gatecrasher, last item]
  • Whoa, a literary blind item! "A prize-winning author notifies some of the grad students in his creative writing program that his lovely wife, also a writer, has left him for one of America's most prominent captains of industry." [Galleycat]
  • Usher called off his wedding, then his fiancée landed in the hospital for pregnancy complications. What a mess. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Former American Idol contestant Corey Clark was arrested again, and judging from his mug shot, he loved every minute of it! [Entertainment Tonight]
  • The Brits are calling Kirsten Dunst a "Hollywood hellraiser." [DailyMail]
  • Good Morning America's Robin Roberts has breast cancer. [ABC News]
  • R.I.P. Michelangelo Antonioni. [Reuters]

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@petitegal: You're right and all, but I'd still see it. I'm helplessly drawn to spectacles of bad taste like an LA gay to Pinkberry.