Earlier this week, America's biggest celebrities appeared on paleo-wingnut Alex Jones's radio show, talking "Obama deception," 9/11 conspiracies, evils of birth control, and the "New World Order Elite." (They followed a global warming skeptic.) If not an awesome hoax? Jaw-dropping.
To his pantheon of American heroes, which as we know, includes Rod Blagojevich, Spencer Pratt can add Alex Jones. For the uninitiated, Alex Jones is a Texas-based nut-job with a penchant for conspiracy theories, references to "Big Brother" and, obviously, a history of appearances in the worst Richard Linklater movies. In 2007 he made a film called Loose Change dealing with "the New World Order," aka "totalitarian world government." (The New World Order seems to involve Obama deception, the suppression of American sovereignty and a lot of conspiracies.)
Spiedi appeared on the show Monday, which was apparently all about the New World Order agenda, which they got into after seeing Jones' latest opus, The Obama Deception. In addition to endorsing Jones's views on 9/11, Fleshbeard aired his concerns about Bohemian Grove, the famous old-boys' private club where, Jones asserts, the rich Republicans go in for "mock child sacrifice" in the presence of 40-foot stone owls. Spencer was troubled by these reports.
He brought them on his show, Jones explains on his website, because "Heidi and Spence are acting as though they have woken up to the New World Order and are plugging away to their combined 800,000 followers on twitter endlessly about the 'New World Order Global Elite.'" Even Miley Cyrus is intrigued! From Twitter:
Miley Cyrus: @heidimontag i dont understand what is @infowars ?
10:18 AM Jun 28th from mobile web
Spencer writes: Everyone please tune in to the Alex Jones radio show tomorrow! Speidi will be on with Alex Jones from 12pm-1! @inforwars [sic] @prisonplanet
RT @prisonplanet: @mileycyrus All your fans are relying on you to protect them from real bullies — the New World Order Global Elite!
RT @prisonplanet: @mileycyrus and @heidimontag Hey Miley and Heidi — thanks for waking up to the truth! Yes!!!!!!
On the show, Spencer said the following:
"Just like everybody else on the earth, we've been caught up in ourselves and pop culture and things of no substance."
But! Here's more, from a transcript helpfully provided by our own Hortense.
We used to have a phenomenal relationship with the media, they've kind of turned on us now because they've created us into such a monstrous thing...a monster in their opinion,...like they made us too big, like the Obama-sized us...[The Hills] just like the American government can narrate our media, is the same exact principles, like, so they can either put a positive light on you or a negative light. We took the negative light, and smiled, and went with it, and you know, we're very appreciative of you know, good press, negative press, whatever, because end of the day, now we have a bigger, you know, reach to talk about Alex Jones and you know the New World Order takeover, so...
Heidi, for her part, weighed in on "the mark of the beast" and birth control:
I was just saying about birth control, because I got very scared about it the other day and I felt like God was telling me that this was something just created by the government that is really bad for my body and I was just getting sick, and I researched it, and one of the founding people who invented birth control said it was the worst thing they had ever done, they wished they'd never created it, how it morally corrupted society, it's just sickening to him. How it devalues women, how it causes depression, how it can cause cancer, how it sterilizes your body, and what it does to your body, how most women are suicidal sometimes on it, and in fact, in order to even stabilize the population right now, each woman would have to have three children, that the population is decreasing so much that population control is just a myth.
People know she's for real, too!
They take me very seriously because I've always been a very serious Christian, and most Christians understand what's going on. They understand they're being persecuted. They understand this is the end of the world. They understand the New World Order, the One World Currency, is all in Revelations in the Bible, so they're taking me very seriously and they know when I mean something, that it's a message.
It's good to know these two Obama-big deep thinkers are prepared to address the secret population decline. Jones says he plans to have the couple back on his show in the coming days, presumably to continue their education. We hope so, because if this is part of Spencer's plan for world domination, it's seriously mysterious. While there's a definite rightness to the parasitic pair making this their platform, maybe they should start to worry when this guy's introducing them as "a lower eschelon of celebrity."
Have Spencer & Heidi, from MTV's "The Hills," Become Disinfo Agents? [AboveTopSecret]
Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag, And Miley Cyrus Twitter About Infowars And The New World Order [Information Liberation]
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Talk About Their Awakening To The New World Order [Information Liberation]
MTV Star Heidi Montag: Over My Dead Body Would I Take A Microchip [Information Liberation]
Alex Jones (Radio Host) [Wikipedia]