Need something to do with your spare dime? Perhaps you should consider investing in this giant Mars Bar, which you can then attack fellow candy bar eaters with. Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, ACK! Click to enlarge. [VintageAds]
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Wow, the guy looks really ecstatic, ripping that Mars bar open. And I mean really ecstatic, even for someone about to eat a gigantic candy bar.