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Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth

Sparkle-Vamp Goes Geek In Twilight Spoof

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Nightlight, The Harvard Lampoon's first parody novel since 1969's Bored of the Rings, tells the love story of Belle Goose and "computer nerd" Edwart Mullen, who might be a vampire because he "leaves his Tater Tots™ untouched at lunch." [EW]