Sorry for the long delays between posts today, people. Our servers are — again — acting up and acting out, and we've missed you guys as much as you've missed us. That is, if you've missed us. Cause if you, like, haven't, we might as well pack up and start drinking early.

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I got nervous and peed in the shower.