Do you ever—when on the subway, walking in the street or chaperoning a school dance—feel like teens are laughing at you? Well, in the case of best friends Lorde (a real teen) and Taylor Swift (an eternal teen), they most definitely are. “That’s right, daddy-o,” they chuckle, flipping up the collars of their leather teen gang jackets. “You’re a real big tickle.”

The mean teens started laughing yesterday when rumor had it that Swift was mad at Lorde for rejecting the idea of doing a duet together. Later, Swift, probably while chewing on a tooth pic or smoking a cig behind the bleachers, tweeted:

“Ain’t that right, Lorde,” Taylor finished, pinching the back of her best friend’s arm. “Yeah, yeah, that’s right,” Lorde was quick to add. “Now beat it, Clyde, ‘cause you’re cruisin’ for a bruisin.’”

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Famous Scientologist John Travolta has not watched HBO’s Scientology documentary Going Clear. “I haven’t experienced anything that the hearsay has [claimed], so why would I communicate something that wasn’t true for me?” he told the Tampa Bay Times. “It wouldn’t make sense, nor would it for Tom [Cruise], I imagine.”

He has, however, seen the objective, Scientology-approved documentary Hey, John Travolta! Xenu Is Great! [Gossip Cop]


Despite rumors saying otherwise, Kristen Stewart is totally okay with the news that ex boyfriend Robert Pattinson is engaged to FKA twigs. “Kristen is doing fine, working and traveling, and she will survive Robert’s engagement. She has her own life and has moved on,” a source tells People, later adding, “Kristen lives a much more low-key life now and seems happierIt was obvious that she was struggling with the media attention [during her relationship with Rob].”

ENJOY THAT LOW-KEY LIFE, KRISTEN. I’M ROOTING FOR YOU. [People]


  • Being mocked on The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is not what drove Dr. Frederic Brandt to commit suicide, says a friend. [People]
  • Solange Knowles took niece Blue Ivy to an art museum. [POPSUGAR]
  • American Idol alum David Archuleta apologized for tweeting an anti-gay quote. [Just Jared]
  • Lily Collins’ friends aren’t so sure about this Chris Evans character. [OK!]
  • The Giuliana Rancic PLEASE LIKE ME AGAIN tour continues with a visit to Today where she blames her Zendaya comments on editing. [ONTD]
  • Mathew Knowles is ruining any chance of a Destiny’s Child reunion. [Bossip]
  • Speaking of cool dads, sources say Tom Cruise hasn’t seen his daughter Suri in a year. [TMZ]
  • You know what? Kaley Cuoco Sweeting WANTS you to think she’s getting divorced. [US Weekly]
  • The good news: Zach Braff and Donald Faison would love to make pizza for your gay Indiana wedding. The bad: Zach Braff and Donald Faison will be at your gay Indiana wedding. [People]
  • Feeling chill vibes this AM.

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