Via Salon comes The Vomitones' new single, "I Love America So Much." Like many a too-possessive boyfriend, Bush Administration official or Palin rally-attendee, he says, "I love America so much that I don't want her to be free." Well, and there's also the part where he wants to "fuck her all night long." After eight years of getting fucked, I think America's probably ready for a good long snuggle with a better-looking dude. Who's Your Founding Father, Bitch [Salon]
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