Someone Tell Britney Spears She Can Buy This Car

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In today’s Tweet Beat, Britney Spears can literally buy that car, Ryan Reynolds muses on fatherhood and Julie Stiles is just as scared as the rest of us.

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Britney cannot buy that car. Not on her own.

If her father, as her personal conservator, and her financial conservator (whose name escapes me) both give their permission, then she can buy that car.