Solar Powered Vibrator Perfect For The Earth Conscious, Horny

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If you'd like to get off without simultaneously fucking the earth, check out the Solar Bullet. There's also a light at the end, so it doubles as the world's smelliest flashlight.

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What about the Earth Angel? It's a vibrator you have to hand-crank to charge. Plus, everything, packaging included, made from recycled plastic.