While the rest of us were celebrating Thanksgiving by fighting our way—Gangs of New York style—onto a packed Amtrak and wishing we were stoned while our families talked politics at dinner, Solange Knowles and Alan Ferguson were continuing their most stylish nuptial celebrations with what appears to be the most stunning honeymoon ever.

Over the weekend, Solange Instagrammed several photos from Bahia, Brazil where she and Ferguson appear to have spent their honeymoon wearing breezy and beautiful caftans and leaning out of an endless stream of brightly colored shutters.

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While it's never been customary for a couple to invite third parties along for their honeymoon, I really wish Solange would have reached out to us with an invite to this.

[Madame Noir]


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In an interview with The Guardian, Mel B (a.k.a Scary Spice) confirms that she was once in a serious, 4-year relationship with a woman, but has been "happily married..to a penis" for years now.

"Well, I did have a four-year relationship with a woman. But I've been very happily married for seven years to a penis. Ha ha! An amazing guy," she told the paper. "I've definitely not been shy or been one to hold back. If I wanted to try something, I did. I had a girlfriend. So what?"

As long as your lover can get with your friends, I see absolutely no problem with that. [The Guardian]

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OK! Magazine is reporting that FKA twigs is making Robert Pattinson go on a diet to improve their sex life. As one "insider" told the tabloid, "FKA's so fit it's not funny and she outperforms him in the bedroom all the time. He's very unfit, smokes and drinks way too much, but she's convinced him he'll be much happier if he's more healthy."

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This story definitely doesn't seem made up and the insider source is definitely not Robert Pattinson's old haircut trying to get back at him ;-| [OK!]


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