Depending on your tolerance for blood, this might either be a satisfying or ghastly experience because "cleaning" basically means draining all of the blood out of it and then rinsing it. Suzanne Connole says to do this she takes a little skewer to it and pierces all the blood vessels and empties them. It should go from being purple to very pink after the blood is all gone. The umbilical cord also needs to be cut off. (You can dry it and keep it as a memento if you like!) If you want to cook the placenta and eat it, you'll want to remove the membranes on the fetal side with a sharp knife. If you're going to do encapsulation, you can leave the membranes on.

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To cook the placenta, you can basically just treat it as you would any organ meat. So, sauté it, roast it, steam it, whatever you like! You're limited only by your imagination and your culinary skills. You might, for palatability's sake, go for a recipe with bold flavors and spices, since you probably won't want to savor the organ-y, rich essence of the placenta as you choke it down enjoy each bite.

Encapsulation: As Easy As Swallowing a Meat Pill

If your ultimate goal is encapsulation, you'll want to steam the placenta on the stovetop with whatever herbs you like—various places suggest ginger, lemons, and chili peppers. Note: You can also encapsulate the placenta raw by just dehydrating the placenta without cooking it, but Suzanne Connole says this isn't recommended by TCM practitioners because cooking it imparts its own benefits, and you want the more low-key restorative characteristics of a cooked placenta for taking over the long-term (as opposed to the immediate rush of the raw you'd want in the short term).

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You then slice up the steamed placenta and put it in a food dehydrator until it's nice and crispy, normally overnight. (You can also dry it out in an oven on the lowest temperature.) You can eat it like this as jerky if you want to. But if you're going for pills, you pulverize the hell out of the dried placenta in a blender, and then you pour it into little gel caps from an encapsulation kit.

It sounds simple, but it's a two-day process (because of the drying), and it makes a mess (blood, blood everywhere!). So, in all honesty, this might not be the time to get all DIY. For one thing, if you're lacking any of the necessary kitchen equipment, you'll have to fork over money for that. But more importantly, you have just given birth and probably you and your partner are exhausted and have better things to worry about than learning to clean and prepare a placenta and then neatly pour placenta dust into small gel capsules. Most professional placenta preparers will charge somewhere around $200 to do the whole thing for you. They typically come to your house (because of state health laws) and do it there. So you can watch if you like. Plus, if you've hired one who is trained in TCM, they can tailor the herbs they use to your specific situation.

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Whether you've made them yourself or hired someone else to do it, the pills will keep pretty much forever, as long as you keep them dry. Connole says the typical placenta will produce about a one month supply of pills. She recommends taking multiple capsules in the first five days and then decreasing and spacing them out after that. She says taking them for at least for the first five weeks will "get most people past the immediate drama of postpartum." Of course, some people like to save capsules for menopause, which who even knows...

So there you have it: the many and varied options you have for indulging in a little placentophagy. If, after thinking about it, you don't want to eat the placenta and you don't want to take placenta pills, but you still want to do something special, there's always the very charming placenta teddy bear that you can cuddle up with.

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Image by Jim Cooke.