So Wall Street's going to hell and people are losing their homes and foreign banks are selling off their dollars and oil's at $100 a barrel and...well, how could you possibly expect someone tangentially related to the world of finance to be capable of being in a relationship right now? (And no, "he" is not, you know, Ben Bernanke.) Breakup excuse offered to the roommate of Dealbreaker blogger Bess Levin: "I really like you a lot, but I just don't feel like I have anything to offer you right now, with this credit crunch and all..." [Dealbreaker]