So Pretty Much Everyone Is Excited About House of Cards' New Season

Seriously, no spoilers, you guys. He doesn’t know when he’s going to be able to watch the whole thing. Do you think he watches it in one big sitting or do you think he breaks it up, a few episodes at a time? Do you think he watches it with Michelle? Or maybe he and Joe B. watch it together but they’re in different places and they just set up a time that they’re both going to watch and they text back and forth going “OMG CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE WHAT HE JUST SAID OMG OMG OMG.”

Yes. That’s what I’m going with.