So, get this: Britney Spears — a woman who has a court-order to stay away from alcohol if she ever wants to get her kids back — has applied for a job as a bartender. TMZ has learned that on Thursday night, while staying at the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica, CA, Britney asked for, then filled out. a job application at the hotel's "Cameo Bar." It's currently with Human Resources. She was probably just fooling around though, right? Right? [TMZ]
Didn't she pull this same stunt earlier in the year, but as a cocktail waitress at some goddamn club in Hollywood. And actually showed up to work a shift, but the club thought she was just kidding? Either way, pull your head out of your ass, Britney, and head to Utah. I'm going to declare it the state that works wonders until Lindsay screws up again.