I went to the bodega this morning to buy some breakfast โ€” cigarettes, Gatorade, and Doritos โ€” and saw that Doritos are doing that whole "mystery flavor" thing again. (Last year the mystery flavor turned out to be "cheeseburger.") Click the image for my guess.

So the chips are very yellow, with yellow powder and slightly green crystals. (Weird, I know!)

They smell like feet, but then again, so do Fritos. (My dog's paws always smell like Fritos!) As far as the taste goes, they're very sweet โ€” the Doritos, not my dog's paws โ€” with a vinegar/tangy kick. They're not bad, but it's not a flavor I would actually buy because I craved it. Here are the list of ingredients:

Whole corn, vegetable oil, corn, soybean, sunflower oil, sugar, salt, corn maltodestrin, fructose, dextrose, citric acid, buttermilk powder, monosodium glutamate, corn syrup, natural flavors, sodium diacetrate, modified corn starch, artificial color, and malic acid.


Yeah, no clues in there. WTF are "natural flavors"? Anyway, my official guess is: "Honey Mustard".