"Smell of Books," a spray fragrance that comes in four scents, including "Scents Of Sensibility" and (ugh) "Crunchy Bacon" has arrived for those of you who enjoy reading e-books but miss the "real book" smell.

This is all well and good, but where are the real book smell scents, like "Patron Smokes On Library Books Even Though We Ask Them Not To," "That Weird Vomit Smell Of 80's Children's Books" and "This 150 Dollar Textbook Reeks Of Student Loan Debt And Eating Peanut Butter Sandwiches For A Week?" [Neatorama]