We have known for some time now that purported baby Ariana Grande has been learning to walk and talk—she's one of those savant types whose early childhood milestones have skipped some steps; she's all "crawl, babble, octave runs like Mariah, wait please carry me I'm a baby"—and here she is on Jimmy Fallon TALKING FOR THE FIRST TIME (ON LATE NIGHT TV)!


Congratulations to Jezebel's absolute favorite baby on this thrilling professional achievement.

(She also does a perfect impression of Celine Dion singing "Tale As Old As Time," demonstrating extreme verbal precocity by spontaneously tacking on some French-Canadian ad-libs for good measure.)

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