Before you get all in my grill about how huge it was that the Attorney General nominee was "vague" about "waterboarding" or Britney Spears was ordered to childproof her house and the erudite Mitt Romney likened Hillary Clinton to an "intern," let me just admit first that now that, upon surveying the day's boring headlines on a variety of news sites I'm pretty sure no one is going to dispute me when I say it was a fucking tedious day on the internet, folks. The things I didn't get to today were, like...

Something Radar about celebrities with so many endorsement deals they should quit their day jobs, and a quote from Adrian Grenier about how he wants to wear all organic clothing in the future. No, seriously. Someone in the Lame Fuck's Justice Department got in trouble for something involving black people that was actually pretty benign (I think?) and someone else painted a 9 x 9 portrait of Julia Allison's boyfriend. Seriously, that's all I got for you folks. I hope the debate on now produces something marginally more interesting, but I'm not expecting anything more interesting than my India Pale Ale and this sadly-apt comic from the Washington Post.