Sitemap: 2021 May | Jezebel

5/30/2021 - HAGS: It's a Boom Time for Teen Summer Jobs

5/30/2021 - School Closures and Lack of Childcare Weren't the Only Reasons Women Lost Jobs During Covid

5/30/2021 - Trevor Noah and Minka Kelly Are Back Together?? Maybe???

5/30/2021 - Vaccinations Up, Mask Mandates Down

5/30/2021 - Naomi Osaka Slapped With $15k Fines for Not Doing Press at the French Open

5/30/2021 - The Virgin Execs at Marvel HQ Are Reportedly Furious That Taika Waititi Fucks

5/29/2021 - Saturday Night Social: Knocked...Over a Cliff...by Dalmatians...

5/29/2021 - Lawyers for Some Pro-Trump Protesters Plan to Blame Capitol Siege on, Uh...Misinformation?

5/29/2021 - Meghan Would Never! Kate Middleton FLAUNTS Covid Shot Amidst Global Vaccine Shortage

5/29/2021 - Miles Teller Says He 'Never Met' the Guy Who Allegedly Punched Him Over Unpaid Work

5/28/2021 - Big Freedia's Lady Gaga Cover Is More New Orleans Bounce Than Judas

5/28/2021 - High School Students in Boston Say They Were Forced Into 'Cult-Like' Therapy Sessions, Requiring Them to Scream and Cry

5/28/2021 - Danny Masterson's Rape Trial Is Ensnared in Scientology Dogma

5/28/2021 - Give Us the John Steinbeck Werewolf Book or I'll Make It Into an HBO Show Myself

5/28/2021 - Please, I Can't Take Any More Action Dads

5/28/2021 - My One Passion in Life is Getting Beautiful Things For Free, Like This Parrot (??) Funeral Urn (??)

5/28/2021 - The Cost of Spectacle

5/28/2021 - Nike Says It Dropped Soccer Superstar Neymar Over Sexual Assault Allegation, Sort Of

5/28/2021 - GOSSIP GIRL IS BACK BABY!!!

5/28/2021 - The iHeartRadio Music Awards Red Carpet Was So Spectacularly Bad... Maybe It Was Good?

5/28/2021 - Maybe the Third Time's a Charm For Kim Kardashian's Baby Bar Exam

5/28/2021 - Maybe Think Twice Before Punching Your Flight Attendant Who Just Wants You to Put On Your Damn Seat Belt

5/28/2021 - It's Time to Stop Dramatizing Serial Killers Who Violently Murder Women

5/27/2021 - Gwen Stefani Doesn't Get What the Big Deal Is About All Her Cultural Appropriation

5/27/2021 - Pennsylvania Becomes the Latest State To Introduce Legislation Restricting Abortion Access

5/27/2021 - Pete Davidson Is Totally Going to Quit SNL (Probably)

5/27/2021 - Leave It to Florida Republicans to Make Tech Bros Look Like the Good Guys

5/27/2021 - Quick Question: What Would Channing Tatum Look Like With Pete Davidson's Tattoos?

5/27/2021 - Here's the Darkest, Most Depressing Thing You'll See All Week

5/27/2021 - SZA On Her Contract With RCA Records: 'I Really Hate My Label. So Much'

5/27/2021 - One Woman's Blistered Search for the Perfect Summer Sandal

5/27/2021 - New Translation of Ancient Greek Puts Cock Sucking Back Where It Belongs: In the Dictionary

5/27/2021 - Caitlyn Jenner Has No Idea What the Hell She's Doing

5/27/2021 - Heather Morris Says Glee Cast Was 'Very Scared' to Report Lea Michele for Bullying

5/27/2021 - Bernie Sanders's Rider Invokes a Vermont Senior Citizen's Dream: Freezing Hotel Rooms, Green Tea, Nuts

5/27/2021 - Petition to Get Bravo to Make Jennifer Weisselberg a Real Housewife

5/27/2021 - Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer Actually Had Crushes On Each Other But Did They Ever Take a Break

5/27/2021 - Naomi Osaka Chooses Her Mental Health Over Answering Questions at the French Open

5/27/2021 - Amy Cooper Is Suing Her Former Job, Arguing Viral Video Demonstrating Racism Wasn't Enough Evidence to Fire Her for Racism

5/26/2021 - Vanessa Redgrave Has Recused Herself From the Kevin Spacey Conversation

5/26/2021 - European Influencers Say They Were Possibly Approached by Russians to Say the Pfizer Vaccine Isn't Any Good

5/26/2021 - Georgia Moves to Decriminalize Bug Noises Even as Residents Report a Crime Wave of Cicada Horniness

5/26/2021 - Hell Is the Real Housewives 'All Stars' Cast House

5/26/2021 - The Wuhan 'Lab Leak' Investigation Is the Kind of Clusterfuck That Could Turn Everyone Into Conspiracy Theorists

5/26/2021 - Doomsday Couple’s Lifetime Movie Script Needs to Be Updated With New Murder Charges

5/26/2021 - What Is Going On With These Rupaul's Drag Race: All-Stars 6 Casting Decisions?

5/26/2021 - Angelina Jolie May 'Continue Her Legal Fight' After Judge Rules Shared Child Custody With Brad Pitt

5/26/2021 - The Ellen DeGeneres Show Is Now the Kelly Clarkson Show

5/26/2021 - Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Star Jen Shah Is Vacating the Shah Chalet: Report

5/26/2021 - Darnella Frazier, Teen Who Filmed George Floyd's Murder, Speaks Out One Year Later

5/26/2021 - Fashion Scavenger Hunt: The Perfect Low Heel For Stomping Around the City

5/26/2021 - Buying Beautiful Gowns For My Brand New Body

5/26/2021 - The Bizarre Story of a Kansas Legislator and Substitute Teacher Who Allegedly Assaulted a Student While Ranting About Masturbation and Lesbians

5/26/2021 - Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's Children Won't Get to Testify in Their Own Custody Hearing

5/26/2021 - Congratulations to Seth Rogan, the First White Male Comedian to Admit Some of His Past Jokes 'Aged Terribly'

5/25/2021 - Moderate Democrats Beg Republican Colleagues To Support Creation of Jan. 6 Commission

5/25/2021 - Female Cops Allege Senior Male Police Officers Used 'Bachelor Party' Stings To Sexually Assault Them

5/25/2021 - Tessa Thompson Is Having the Best Summer of Her Life

5/25/2021 - Marjorie Taylor Greene Unites Republicans and Democrats in Their Disdain for Marjorie Taylor Greene

5/25/2021 - Emily, the Saddest and Best Brontë, Is Finally Getting a Buyer for Her Book of Emo Poetry

5/25/2021 - Dry Cleaning's Florence Shaw on Her Debut Album, Meghan Markle, and Not Reading the Comments

5/25/2021 - Jezebel Investigates: Who Is Joe Biden's Favorite Peloton Instructor?

5/25/2021 - Rachael Leigh Cook on Josie, Sexism, and All the Haircuts She Made Us Get

5/25/2021 - Niecy Nash on Marriage to Jessica Betts: 'I Never Want to Imagine a Future Without This Being'

5/25/2021 - Ferris Wheel Flirtation: An Excerpt from Alyssa Cole’s How to Find a Princess

5/25/2021 - The Surveillance State Comes For Online Clowns

5/25/2021 - And Now Rand Paul and Richard Marx Are Fighting

5/25/2021 - A Eulogy for Co-Living, the Tech World's Awkward Suburban Dream

5/25/2021 - Bennifer Spotted Making Out at the Gym 'Between Sets.' Ew

5/25/2021 - It Will Take Massive Resources to Stem the Epidemic of Domestic Abuse That Increased During the Pandemic

5/24/2021 - Martin Bashir, Accused of Conducting 'Deceitful' Princess Diana Interview, Speaks

5/24/2021 - Fixer Upper Couple Donates $1,000 to Texas School Board Candidate Trying to Ban 'Critical Race Theory'

5/24/2021 - Our New Favorite Teen Girl Punk Band Just Signed a Record Deal

5/24/2021 - Extreme Diet Shill Teddi Mellencamp May Show Up On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Again

5/24/2021 - Turns Out Some Men Who Are Reluctant to Get Vaxxed Will Happily Do So at a Strip Club

5/24/2021 - In Light of the Friends Reunion, It's Time to Remind Everyone Who the Best Friend Is

5/24/2021 - The Real Housewives of Potomac Are Back and Arguing About Pubic Hair and Cheating Husbands

5/24/2021 - Dr. Ruth Doesn't Want You to Bone Everyone You See Post-Covid

5/24/2021 - I'm Not Buying What The Big Shot With Bethenny Frankel Was Selling

5/24/2021 - Is It Too Soon For 'Shot Girl Summer'?

5/24/2021 - 60 Minutes' Segment About Republican Attacks On Trans Kids Was Itself an Attack On Trans Kids

5/24/2021 - Andrew Yang Only Knows Two Jay-Z Songs and Other Revelations From His Awkward Interview With Ziwe

5/24/2021 - Machine Gun Kelly, Megan Fox, and the Case of the Rotting Tongue

5/24/2021 - The First Taste of Oscar-Winning Director Chloé Zhao's Marvel Movie Is Gorgeous

5/24/2021 - Justin Baldoni's Man Enough Is a Shallow Study of Men's Tender Feelings

5/24/2021 - Simone Biles Becomes First Woman to Land This Series of Superhuman Flips

5/23/2021 - High School Edits At Least 80 Girls' Yearbook Photos to Cover up Their Chests

5/23/2021 - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Says She's in Therapy for Trauma Related to the Capitol Insurrection

5/23/2021 - Kevin Spacey Will Reportedly Star in an Italian Film About a Falsely Accused Pedophile

5/23/2021 - Eight States Have Now Reached Biden's Covid Vaccination Goal for Summer

5/23/2021 - Medically Obsessed With Watching Lil Nas X Realize He Just Split His Pants on Live TV

5/23/2021 - Eurovision Guy Who Looked Like He Was Doing Coke Was NOT Doing Coke, Says Eurovision Guy

5/22/2021 - Saturday Night Social: Did Croissants Always Look Like This

5/22/2021 - The Journalist Fired by the AP for Supporting Palestine Says She 'Will Not Be Intimidated Into Silence'

5/22/2021 - Thinks Don't Look Good for Ol' Matt Gaetz

5/22/2021 - Kandi Burruss' Atlanta Steakhouse Reopens After Failing a Health Inspection

5/21/2021 - Olivia Rodrigo Is Here to Stay

5/21/2021 - Are There Still People Who Didn't Know Mother Teresa Was Running an Alleged Cult?

5/21/2021 - Simone Biles Landed a Yurchenko Double Pike, Which Is an Incredibly Big Deal

5/21/2021 - A Guide to Eurovision 2021: Justice for Denmark

5/21/2021 - Man Vying For Cheney's House Seat Impregnated 14-Year-Old Girl When He Was 18, Compares It to 'Romeo and Juliet'

5/21/2021 - Be Horny in the Streets, Not in the Tweets

5/21/2021 - Here's a Harrowing Story of a Family Trying to Pay More Than $400,000 In Coronavirus Medical Bills

5/21/2021 - Which Chris Is the Coolest Human on the Planet, According to Drew Barrymore?

5/21/2021 - The Trailblazing Women Who Created Television as We Know It

5/21/2021 - The Gossip Girl School Uniforms Are Sparkling New and Messing Me Up

5/21/2021 - When Meditation and Sensory Deprivation Unlock Wild Visions in Your Brain

5/21/2021 - Lady Gaga Told Oprah She Got Pregnant After Being Raped by a Music Producer at 19

5/21/2021 - Charges Dropped for Woman Cruelly Accused of Murder After Giving Birth to a Stillborn

5/20/2021 - AP Fires Staffer After Harassment Campaign from College Republicans Over Past Support for Palestine [UPDATE]

5/20/2021 - Ziwe, Do Your Worst

5/20/2021 - William and Harry Call BBC's Practices 'Deceitful' and 'Unethical' in Statements on Diana Interview

5/20/2021 - The Knives Are Out and They Are SNATCHED!

5/20/2021 - Chris Cuomo, Just Like Michael Corleone, Tried to Advise His Brother On How to Get Out of a Mess of His Own Making

5/20/2021 - Angelina Jolie Says We Should Put Women in Charge of Bees, But I Think We Should Put Bees in Charge of Women

5/20/2021 - What's the Deal With All These String Bikinis With Questionable Crotch Situations?

5/20/2021 - The Government Needs to Fix the Pernicious Scourge That Is Inner Thigh Chafing

5/20/2021 - I'm Obsessed With Dorit Kemsley's Extremely Expensive, Incredibly Rare Vivienne Westwood Corset

5/20/2021 - Martin Bashir Got His Iconic Princess Diana Interview With Deceit and Lies, BBC Finds

5/20/2021 - We Asked a Bunch Of Dudes to Rate Prince William's Bicep

5/20/2021 - Summer Beers, Ranked

5/20/2021 - The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Brushed Right Past Kathy Hilton's Past Life as a Practicing Child Dentist

5/20/2021 - Tennessee Republicans Determined to Show They Hate Trans Youth More Than Any Other Republican-Dominated State

5/20/2021 - Don't You Dare Label Bennifer As Anything Other Than Friendly Friends Or You'll 'Jinx' It!

5/20/2021 - The Uncanny, Fluorescent World of the Costco Influencer

5/20/2021 - Obama Reportedly Called Trump a "Racist, Sexist, Pig," Along With Many Other Accurate Descriptors

5/19/2021 - Wealthy Cuckhold Wants Instructions for Keeping His Cheating Wife From Taking the Money They Stole Together

5/19/2021 - Flower That Looks Like a Peen and Smells Like Death Blooms at Abandoned Gas Station: Nature Is Healing

5/19/2021 - Marilyn Manson's Former Assistant Says He Bit Her, 'Expected' Her to 'Please' His Friends

5/19/2021 - Is Lisa Vanderpump Bugging Out Over Bugged Bottles of Bug-Filled Rosé?

5/19/2021 - Woman Uses Archaic Kansas Law to Seek Justice, After Prosecutor Called Her Alleged Rape 'Immature Sex'

5/19/2021 - I Will Only Watch Harry & Meghan: Escaping the Palace If There Are At Least 3 Explosions

5/19/2021 - Spoiler Alert: 'Halston'

5/19/2021 - My Long, Arduous Effort to Make My Cat's Life Better

5/19/2021 - RESPECT Is Giving Us the Aretha Franklin Glamour We Deserve

5/19/2021 - I Have Cicada Envy

5/19/2021 - Texas Just Passed Its Terrifying, Extreme Anti-Abortion Bill

5/19/2021 - The Real Housewives of New York Are Obsessing Over 'Cancel Culture'

5/19/2021 - Mark McCloskey's Reinvention as a Beacon of American Nationalism

5/19/2021 - One Small Thing: Conceal Don't Feel

5/19/2021 - Demi Lovato Has New Pronouns and a New Podcast

5/19/2021 - Rihanna and Her Boyfriend (!!!!) A$AP Rocky Took Their Love On the Road

5/19/2021 - New York Attorney General Letitia James Announces It's (Still) Crime Time For Trump

5/19/2021 - [UPDATED] Turns Out Allegedly Lying About Inventing Flamin' Hot Cheetos Is a Very Lucrative Career Move

5/18/2021 - Economic Working Paper Entitled 'The Value of a Slender Spouse' Is Exactly As Bad As You'd Think

5/18/2021 - Rep. Rashida Tlaib Pressures Biden To Reconsider U.S. Support of Israel Amidst Continued Violence Against Palestinians

5/18/2021 - Another Casualty of Chrissy Teigen's Mean Tweets: A Bloomingale Deal

5/18/2021 - Lawyers for Capitol Rioters Say That Trump Made Them Do It, Which...Duh

5/18/2021 - Goop's Vagina Candles Apparently Keep Exploding, Lawsuit Edition

5/18/2021 - Laura Bush Isn't Convinced That the White House, An Obviously Haunted Place, Is Haunted

5/18/2021 - A Damning Documentary Argues That Elite Model Management Facilitated Decades of Abuse

5/18/2021 - The Lying, Cheating, Fighting Shahs of Sunset Are Back and More Enjoyable Than Ever

5/18/2021 - Dear Evan Hansen, You're Too Old to Still Be in High School

5/18/2021 - This Man Is Not Bright

5/18/2021 - How Did Wife Swap, the 2000s Reality Show About Swapping Wives, Even Get Made?

5/18/2021 - Halston Made Me Want to Dress Up and Go Into an Office

5/18/2021 - Megan Rapinoe Launches NFT Trading Card, Tragically Forcing Fans Like Me to Consider Buying Cryptocurrency

5/18/2021 - Gov. Greg Abbott Joins His Fellow Republican Governors In Telling Texas's Unemployed Residents to Eat Shit

5/18/2021 - Wait, Olivia Munn Was Trying to Holler at John Mulaney in 2015?

5/18/2021 - Parents Will Start Getting Monthly Checks for Their Children in July

5/17/2021 - Blake Bailey, Roth's Biographer, Will Soon Share a Publisher with Roger Stone and Woody Allen

5/17/2021 - Biden Administration Say the Word 'Abortion' Challenge

5/17/2021 - Working Too Much Is Literally Killing Us, WHO Study Says

5/17/2021 - Bill Gates Swears He's a Good Dude

5/17/2021 - Bret Stephens Saw David Brooks's Conflict of Interest and Went Hmm, Why Don't I Get Myself One Too

5/17/2021 - Jake Gyllenhaal Just Has That Literary Scammer Look About Him

5/17/2021 - A 26-Foot-Tall Marilyn Monroe Statue Is Getting the MeToo Treatment, and Perhaps Some Points Have Been Made

5/17/2021 - Ariana Grande Got Married This Weekend and the Arianators Were Not Invited

5/17/2021 - What Could Possibly Go Wrong With a James Patterson-Produced Ghislaine Maxwell Documentary?

5/17/2021 - The Best Tidbits from The New Yorker's Wendy Williams Profile

5/17/2021 - Matt Gaetz Is Proof You Can't Shame the Shameless

5/17/2021 - Jean Smart Is Definitely Going to Win an Emmy for Hacks, No Doubt

5/17/2021 - Janet Jackson's Iconic Key Earring Sold at Auction for More Than Most Cars

5/17/2021 - Bolu Babalola's Summer Romance Reading List

5/17/2021 - Get Ready Because Amy Coney Barrett Now Has the Green Light to Try and Gut Roe

5/17/2021 - Is Chrissy Teigen's Cookware Line a Casualty of Her Courtney Stodden Tweets?

5/17/2021 - Police Are Banned From New York City Pride Until At Least 2025

5/16/2021 - Pharma Executives Mocked 'Hillbillies' Who Got Addicted to Opioids

5/16/2021 - Bill Gates Was Allegedly a Creep to Women He Worked With

5/16/2021 - There's a Non-Zero Chance a J.Lo Breakup Anthem Is on the Way

5/16/2021 - San Francisco Trans Community Leader Felicia Elizondo Has Died

5/16/2021 - Bella Hadid Joined Brooklyn Protesters to Demand Freedom for Palestine

5/15/2021 - Saturday Night Social: Thinking About Her (the Hacky Sack Scene From She's All That)

5/15/2021 - Israel Takes Aim at Palestinian Refugees and Journalists in Latest Airstrikes in Gaza

5/15/2021 - Who Will NBC Pick to Be the New Ellen (Minus the Allegedly Toxic Workplace Part)?

5/14/2021 - Matt Gaetz’s Bestie Joel Greenburg Is Already Picking Out Decorations for Their Shared Cell

5/14/2021 - Katy Perry and Pikachu Want You to Follow Your Dreams

5/14/2021 - Much Like Monarchy and Film Adaptations of Rebecca, America Should Really Not Attempt to Do Eurovision

5/14/2021 - Tiffany Moon Not Leaving Real Housewives of Dallas, Despite Reports [Updated]

5/14/2021 - Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Creating a Hostile Work Environment, But She's Basically Untouchable

5/14/2021 - Tana Mongeau, Dixie D’Amelio, and Other Very Strange Outfits On the Party Circuit This Week

5/14/2021 - The Fractured Fairytale of Bennifer 2.0

5/14/2021 - The Squad's Moving, Powerful Speeches Represent a Turning Point on Palestine and Israel

5/14/2021 - The Forgotten Women Reporters Who Changed the Face of Journalism

5/14/2021 - Bad Woman Replaced By Another Bad Woman (But This One Loves Trump)

5/14/2021 - Is America Entering a Reverse Cuffing Season?

5/14/2021 - Is Drew Barrymore Cheugy? An Investigation

5/14/2021 - Songs From the Glass Closet: George Michael's Older at 25

5/14/2021 - Prince Harry Has Identified the Problem In His Life and Surprise, It's Being a Royal

5/14/2021 - Apple Hires, Gets Rid of Man Who Called Women 'Soft And Weak' and 'Generally Full of Shit' In Racist Bestselling Book

5/13/2021 - Texas Anti-Abortion Bill Would Allow Any Private Citizen To File Civil Lawsuits Against Abortion Providers

5/13/2021 - Philadelphia Health Official Cremated Remains of MOVE Bombing Victims Without Family's Consent

5/13/2021 - John Mulaney Is Apparently Dating Olivia Munn, Who He Met At Church

5/13/2021 - Spotted: First Lady Jill Biden's Mask-Free Face Hours After CDC Announcement

5/13/2021 - The One Where Malala Joins the Friends Reunion?

5/13/2021 - The Mummified, Glitter-Encased Remains of Alleged Cult Leader 'Mother God' Have Been Found in a Colorado Home

5/13/2021 - Lisa Vanderpump Sending Her Enemy a $132 Restaurant Bill Is Actually Kind of Amazing

5/13/2021 - All Harry Potter Fans Wanted Was a Marauders-Era Prequel & for JK Rowling to Denounce Her Transphobia, What the Hell Is This?

5/13/2021 - Universal Can't Seem to Stop Hiring Male Actors to Dub Laverne Cox's Voice

5/13/2021 - Ellen Decries 'Cancelation,' Says Allegations of an Abusive Workplace Were 'Orchestrated'

5/13/2021 - One Woman's Journey Into the Brave New World of Wide Leg Jeans

5/13/2021 - Tiffany Haddish Might Be Getting Her Own Daytime Talk Show Once Ellen Is Gone

5/13/2021 - Marjorie Taylor Greene Targeting AOC Isn't Just Harassment, It's Dangerous

5/13/2021 - The Plot in this Royal Drama Has Either Thickened or Is Thinning; I've Lost Track

5/12/2021 - So Now It's Just Illegal for Grown Adults to Get Up to Wacky Hijinks While Posing as High School Students

5/12/2021 - Please, Someone Think of the White Man Restaurateurs

5/12/2021 - Colton Underwood Says He Was 'Blackmailed' Into Coming Out and Is Sorry for Allegedly Stalking Cassie Randolph

5/12/2021 - Chrissy Teigen Sort of But Not Really 'Apologized' to Courtney Stodden

5/12/2021 - Buckingham Palace Tells 'Trump Train' Weirdo to Stop Driving Around in a Bus With the Queen's Face On It

5/12/2021 - Gal Gadot Still Incapable of Acknowledging the Existence of Palestinians

5/12/2021 - For Sale: A Video About How Much Cara Delevingne Loves Her Vagina

5/12/2021 - Seth Rogen Has Made Me Rethink My Opinions on Facial Hair

5/12/2021 - Why Would Anybody Want to Put Their Therapy Sessions on Television?

5/12/2021 - Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Looking for a Summer Blazer That Says 'Hello, I'm a Stylish Media Professional'

5/12/2021 - Ellen Cancelled Ellen Because 'It's Just Not a Challenge Anymore'

5/12/2021 - The Heartwarming Tale of How a Co-Founder of Students For Trump Is Going to Prison After His Co-Founder Snitched On Him to the Feds

5/12/2021 - LOL WELP

5/12/2021 - The Passionate, Lightly Rabid Subculture of Jen Psaki Superfans

5/12/2021 - Travis Barker Now Has a $75 Goop Candle That Smells Like Kourtney's Koochie

5/11/2021 - BBC Faces Accusations of Censorship After Removing Prince Andrew Joke From Drag Race Episode

5/11/2021 - Fulton County District Attorney Plans To Seek Death Penalty Against Alleged Atlanta Spa Shooter

5/11/2021 - Nicki Minaj Broke the Crocs Website Because Barbz Love Sensible Footwear

5/11/2021 - Two Trump Ladies May Have Acted Out Bodyguard Scenes With Their Actual Bodyguards

5/11/2021 - Girls5eva Is a Surprisingly Hilarious Show About the Messed Up Girlhoods of Older Millennials

5/11/2021 - Whoopi Does Not Want to Talk About Bennifer Anymore

5/11/2021 - Forty Years of Queering the Suburbs

5/11/2021 - The Natural Conclusion of Influencing: Nikki Phillipi Crying About the Emotional Trauma of Killing Her Dog

5/11/2021 - Are You Also Buying a Farm Rio Dress?

5/11/2021 - I Need a Team of Investigators to Make Sense of Porsha Williams's Engagement Timeline

5/11/2021 - Republicans Now Debating Whether Liz Cheney Is a Victim of Cancel Culture

5/11/2021 - Ben Affleck Emailed His Way Back to Jennifer Lopez While She Was Still With A-Rod

5/11/2021 - Families of Police Brutality Victims in the US Want the United Nations to Step In

5/11/2021 - Meanwhile, Jennifer Garner Is On Tour With First Lady Jill Biden

5/10/2021 - More Teen Girls Graduate High School When They Have Birth Control Access, Study Shows

5/10/2021 - Much Like Mia Thermopolis, This Teen Got a Royal Title for Her 16th Birthday

5/10/2021 - Some Women Want to Keep Wearing Masks to Deflect the Male Gaze

5/10/2021 - Happy Mother's Day to Aunt Becky, I Guess!

5/10/2021 - Joe Biden Wouldn't Take Your Crappy Low-Paying Service Jobs Either

5/10/2021 - NBC Drops 2022 Golden Globes Broadcast

5/10/2021 - Mare of Easttown Explores the Depths and Failures of a Mother's Love

5/10/2021 - Bennifer's Reappearance Is a Harbinger of Better Times to Come

5/10/2021 - Petition to Include Anna Nicole Smith in the American Woman Quarters Program

5/10/2021 - Biden Administration Rolls Back Trump Policies Allowing Discrimination Against Trans People

5/10/2021 - Seth Rogen Regrets Joking About James Franco Sexual Harassment Allegations

5/10/2021 - Gamer Girl Megan Fox Apparently DESTROYED Machine Gun Kelly at Mortal Kombat

5/10/2021 - Hey NRA, Here's Approximately How Many Shootings Happened in the U.S. On Mother's Day

5/10/2021 - Supporter of Arizona Election Recount Now Says It's 'Embarrassing,' Makes Republicans 'Look Like Idiots'

5/10/2021 - Giuliana Rancic Has Ended Her Red Carpet Reign—Only to Begin Anew at NBC

5/10/2021 - Trump's Large Adult Sons (and Daughters) Are Still Costing Taxpayers Hundreds of Thousands of Dollars

5/9/2021 - Being Friendly With Jeffrey Epstein Apparently Not So Great for a Marriage

5/9/2021 - Jeff Bezos's $500 Million Yacht Comes With Its Own Yacht

5/9/2021 - Thank God There's This Body Language Expert to Decode Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker's Mysterious PDA

5/9/2021 - The Value of Elon Musk's Favorite Cryptocurrency Apparently Plummeted During His SNL Debut

5/9/2021 - JEZEBEL EXCLUSIVE: Kentucky Derby Winner Medina Spirit Responds to Doping Reports

5/9/2021 - Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals She Went 'Totally Off the Rails' Over Quarantine, Ate Bread

5/9/2021 - Happy Mother's Day to the Moms of Jezebel, We Freakin Love Our Moms!

5/9/2021 - Remembering the Awkwardness of MTV's Date My Mom

5/8/2021 - Saturday Night Social: Update on That Rocket That Might Fall and Kill Me, Specifically

5/8/2021 - Israeli Police Injure as Many as 200 Palestinians in Horrific Attack on Jerusalem Mosque

5/8/2021 - Rob McElhenney Says Growing Up With Two Moms Was 'a Pretty Great Gift'

5/7/2021 - Saweetie's Pizzazz Could Be Used Better Than On 'Fast (Motion)'

5/7/2021 - Selling Sunset's Christine Quinn Is Pregnant, Rich, and Vibing

5/7/2021 - The Wine Mom's Quiet, Cheerful Facade of Rebellion

5/7/2021 - I Got Zooted and Couldn't Remember Rebel Wilson's Name

5/7/2021 - I Personally Don't Think Kate Winslet Has Consumed Enough Wawa Products

5/7/2021 - A Chat With My Very Cool Mom, a Reverend Who Deals With the Darkest Parts of Life Daily

5/7/2021 - Kim Zolciak, Who Once Claimed Racism 'Wasn't Real,' Just Got Her Show Canceled

5/7/2021 - Laura Prepon's Name Is Intentionally Mispronounced in the Title of Her Kitchen Line

5/7/2021 - An Interview With My Mother About Her Camper, a Thing She Loves Possibly Even More Than Me

5/7/2021 - Republican Strategist Lee Atwater, a Notorious Asshole, Organized Hundreds of Fellow High School Students to Spit at a Woman He Said 'Hadn't Been Screwed in 20 Years'

5/7/2021 - No, Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi Are Not Having Marital Issues, Why Do You Ask?

5/7/2021 - Becoming a Mother in the Isolation of the Pandemic

5/7/2021 - After 20 Years, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association Has Finally Decided It's Time For Some Black Members

5/6/2021 - Telecom Companies Want to Weaken Bill Allowing Domestic Abuse Survivors To Leave Family Phone Plans Shared With Abusers

5/6/2021 - Black People Are More Than Twice As Likely As White People To Die Due To Childbirth

5/6/2021 - Adele Is Thirty Free and Chilling

5/6/2021 - Fox News Claims Even They Didn't Know Gov. Ron DeSantis Was Gonna Do All That

5/6/2021 - 'You Ain't No Family': Which Real Housewife Has the Best Mom?

5/6/2021 - Dear Fuck-Up: I Found Out My High School Bully Became a Teacher

5/6/2021 - Somebody Tell Me What We're Doing With Our Shorts This Year

5/6/2021 - Caitlyn Jenner Lays Out Her Plan For Running America's Most Populous State, Which Doesn't Seem to Include Learning Anything About It

5/6/2021 - The Many People Who Protected Josh Duggar

5/6/2021 - They Invented Another Boob Prison and This Time It's a Polo Shirt

5/6/2021 - Florida Homecoming Queen to Be Tried As an Adult in One of the Few American Voter Fraud Cases With Actual Evidence

5/6/2021 - How Starbucks Suburbanized Music and Almost Got Away With It

5/6/2021 - Prince Charles and Prince Harry's Relationship Might Never Recover

5/6/2021 - Texas Is About to Pass a Radical Anti-Abortion Bill and It Should Scare You

5/6/2021 - A Federal Judge Remembers the Real Victims of the Pandemic: Landlords

5/5/2021 - Eat the Cicadas, You Cowards

5/5/2021 - I Would Like a Book About Stacey Abrams's Siblings Please

5/5/2021 - After Killing Citizens, the Los Angeles Police Reportedly Also Harasses Their Families at Vigils

5/5/2021 - Britney Spears Will Ask the Court to Remove Her Father From Conservatorship, Finally

5/5/2021 - U.S. Decides to Stop Being a Dick About the Covid Vaccine

5/5/2021 - Sorry Roman Roy, Succession Is Now A Show For Giants

5/5/2021 - Bill Gates and the Enduring Myth of the 'Great Man'

5/5/2021 - Looking Back at the Debut of Real Housewives of Orange County, the Show That Started It All

5/5/2021 - The Real Housewives Of New York Cannot Be Healthy For Sonja Morgan

5/5/2021 - Fifty Shades, Pole Dancing, and Secret Swingers: The Mythology of the 'Sex-Mad' Suburban Woman

5/5/2021 - Turns Out Peloton's $4,300 Treadmill Is Dangerous

5/5/2021 - Where Are All the Women Ballet Choreographers?

5/5/2021 - Steven Soderbergh Explains Why This Year's Oscars Left Viewers Cold

5/5/2021 - Republican Leadership Able to Identify At Least Two Women (But Only Like One)

5/5/2021 - One Small Thing: The Lip Balm to Rule Them All

5/5/2021 - Kim Kardashian Must Return the Ancient Roman Statue That Lives in Her Home

5/5/2021 - Decrepit Blond Still Not Allowed to Spread Conspiracy Theories on Facebook

5/5/2021 - It's Marvel's World, We Just Live (and Go To the Movies) In It

5/4/2021 - Democrat Bee Nguyen Is Running For Georgia Secretary of State On a Voting Rights Platform

5/4/2021 - Meghan Markle's First Children's Book Sounds Pretty Cute

5/4/2021 - In What Way Does Will Smith Need a 'Fitness Journey'?

5/4/2021 - Two Awful Blondes Allegedly Had a FaceTime

5/4/2021 - Kevin McCarthy Has Had It With Liz Cheney. Officially.

5/4/2021 - Kids Have It Hard Enough, Don't Take Away Snow Days

5/4/2021 - In Her First Political Ad, Caitlyn Jenner Really Wants You To Forget She's A Republican

5/4/2021 - England Catches Up to This Century By Allowing Mothers' Names on Marriage Certificates

5/4/2021 - Suspected Dognappers Allegedly Stalked Lady Gaga's Dog Walker While Hunting For Pricy Puppies

5/4/2021 - American Girl Is Getting the Old Band Back Together

5/4/2021 - The Subtle Gatekeeping of 'Good' Suburban Supermarkets

5/4/2021 - Please, No More Documentaries About Britney Spears

5/4/2021 - American Dream Is Too Big To Fail

5/4/2021 - Who Is Big and Who Is Small in This Photo?

5/3/2021 - Bathtub Incident Aside, It Sounds Like Joshua Wolf Shenk Was Another Bad Boss

5/3/2021 - Judge Rules Kevin Spacey Accuser Has to Identify Himself Because He Talked About Alleged Abuse

5/3/2021 - Can You Make It Through This 'Woke' CIA Ad Without Shriveling Into a Desiccated Husk?

5/3/2021 - Is It Possible to Fix True Crime?

5/3/2021 - Bill and Melinda Call It Quits

5/3/2021 - Some Republicans Just Now Belatedly Realizing That Listening to Donald Trump Wasn't the Greatest Idea

5/3/2021 - Black Jewish History Museum Director, Tasked With Both Curating and Cleaning Toilets, Forced Out After Getting 'Political'

5/3/2021 - Oh, So THIS Is How They're Replacing Samantha in the Sex and the City Reboot?

5/3/2021 - The Big Shot With Bethenny Frankel Isn't Empowerment Fluff, It's Faux-Feminist Torture Porn

5/3/2021 - Gifts for Moms, Who Deserve to Take a Load Off

5/3/2021 - Lubbock Voters Pass Extreme, Unconstitutional Ban Declaring Abortion 'Murder'

5/3/2021 - Perhaps Ryan Murphy Has Finally Met His Match With Halston

5/3/2021 - Remembering the Chaotic Home Makeovers of Trading Spaces

5/3/2021 - They're Telling Me This Is Justin Bieber But I Don't Know About That

5/3/2021 - Hopefully Everyone Leaves Billie Eilish Alone

5/3/2021 - The Gluttony and Glory of Smash Cakes

5/3/2021 - Cops, Who Famously Didn't Like Wearing Masks, Don't Want to Get Vaccinated Either

5/2/2021 - Game of Thrones Actor Esme Bianco Is Suing Marilyn Manson for Sexual Abuse

5/2/2021 - Everybody Hates Mitt

5/2/2021 - Timothée Chalamet Supremacy Continues Apace

5/2/2021 - Think I Figured Out Why Elon Musk's Sourcing SNL Sketch Ideas From His Twitter Followers

5/2/2021 - Not Caitlyn Jenner Taking an Anti-Trans Stance...

5/1/2021 - Saturday Night Social: Remembering Olympia Dukakis

5/1/2021 - They're Talking About 'Critical Race Theory' Again........

5/1/2021 - Heather Thomson Says One (or More?) of the Housewives Physically 'Assaulted' Her on Set