Sitemap: 2021 March | Jezebel

3/30/2021 - What Do You Say To a Nine-Year-Old Who Has Watched Someone Die?

3/30/2021 - Rep. Matt Gaetz Faces Federal Investigation Over Alleged Relationship With 17-Year-Old Girl

3/30/2021 - Is Rami Malek OK?

3/30/2021 - American Mothers Sure Would Love a Little Help Around Here

3/30/2021 - Chet Hanks's White Boy Summer Venture Is Himbo Performance Art

3/30/2021 - Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Star Jen Shah Has Been Indicted for Fraud in Utah

3/30/2021 - Y'all Going to Keep Wearing the Masks After This?

3/30/2021 - Clap for Bimini Bon Boulash, Babes!

3/30/2021 - Invoking MLK, Drug-Loving Columbia Professor Says He's Putting His Body on the Line to Educate the Public

3/30/2021 - Think Fame Is Disorienting? Try Reading Sharon Stone’s Memoir

3/30/2021 - Aggro Cops Pinning Down Mourners at Sarah Everard Vigil Were Fine, Actually, According to Investigators

3/30/2021 - The 'Wicked Beauty' Who Walked With the Icons

3/30/2021 - Yes, Travis Barker Sucked Kourtney Kardashian's Finger, Because They Are in LOVE

3/30/2021 - Please Explain To Me How This Wasn't a Foul!

3/30/2021 - Roses, Blindfolds, and Chopped Wood: Meet the Popular TikTokers Making Romantic Thirst Traps for Women

3/30/2021 - Minnesota Supreme Court Rules Victim-Blaming Is OK, Actually

3/29/2021 - More Women Hold State Office, But the BS Family Leave Policies Remain the Same

3/29/2021 - Arkansas Leads the Country in Denying Trans Kids Basic Rights

3/29/2021 - Gammy Wants a Threesome

3/29/2021 - Ghislaine Maxwell Allegedly Groomed Girls as Young as 14 to Be Abused by Epstein

3/29/2021 - Nothing to See Here

3/29/2021 - Unfortunately, We’ve Been Forced to Contemplate Boris Johnson’s Sex Life

3/29/2021 - The Goth House Real Estate Agent Wouldn't Let Us Publish the Pics Because We're 'Political' :(

3/29/2021 - The Talk Will Give Sharon Osbourne $10 Million to Talk Somewhere Else About Being Racist: Report

3/29/2021 - Gowns! Galore! At the 52nd NAACP Image Awards

3/29/2021 - I Can Finally Return to Work Now That Ever Given Has Been Dislodged From the Suez Canal

3/29/2021 - More Like Utica Mean

3/29/2021 - The ‘Lepers’ Who Demanded the Right to Be Treated as Human

3/29/2021 - The Border 'Crisis' That Wasn't

3/29/2021 - South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem Got Into a Twitter Fight With Lil Nas X, and Lost

3/29/2021 - The Visionary Director Who Laughs at Convention

3/29/2021 - Let's See What Madonna's Up To

3/29/2021 - Scholastic Is Pulling a Book From the Captain Underpants Series Due to 'Passive Racism' Towards Asians

3/28/2021 - Washington Post Writer Reportedly Barred from Covering Sexual Misconduct Because She Is a Survivor of Assault [Updated]

3/28/2021 - Trump Is Doing Weddings Now

3/28/2021 - Live Footage of My Last Two Brain Cells Writing This Blog

3/28/2021 - I Feel So Bad for Everyone on Marriage or Mortgage Who Chose Marriage Instead of Mortgage!

3/28/2021 - A Lot of People Don't Know That Sailor Moon Had Gays on It, and Bowen Yang Has Had ENOUGH

3/28/2021 - Ellie "Mrs. Secret" Goulding Drops Nutso Bombshell

3/27/2021 - Saturday Night Social: Love Theater and Theatrical Arts

3/27/2021 - Quick Update on That Nationwide Legislative Assault on Trans Kids

3/27/2021 - Sad News: Legendary and Adored Children's Book Author Beverly Cleary Has Died

3/27/2021 - BREAKING: Millions of Bald Men Have Died Apparently

3/26/2021 - Ken Starr, Mark Meadows, and Stephen Miller: Three Horsemen of the Apocalypse Have Assembled

3/26/2021 - Lil Nas X Is Pole Dancing His Way Straight to Hell!!

3/26/2021 - USA Today Takes the Bait

3/26/2021 - Jessica Simpson Says John Mayer's 'Sexual Napalm' Comment Had Men Lining Up

3/26/2021 - The Lost Pirate Kingdom Is the Ideal Documentary for Me, a Dumbass

3/26/2021 - Yes, People Are Writing Horny Fanfic About the Suez Canal and the Ever Given

3/26/2021 - All Chrissy Teigen Ever Cared About

3/26/2021 - Heinz Beanz and Ketchup Now the Proud Sponsor of... Michelle Visage!

3/26/2021 - Mitt Romney Receives Prestigious Award for Temporarily Locating His Spine

3/26/2021 - Joel McHale Says It Would Have Been Hard to Pull a Clip to Mock Drew on The Soup, Which ???

3/26/2021 - A Black Lawmaker Was Arrested, Charged With 'Knowingly' Knocking on Brian Kemp's Door As He Disenfranchised Black Voters

3/26/2021 - A Lesser Royal Weighs In on the Harry and Meghan Drama

3/26/2021 - Reconsidering the Story Tina Turner's Been Telling for 40 Years

3/26/2021 - Missouri Republicans Don't Seem to Care That Their Constituents Want Health Care

3/25/2021 - USC Settles Lawsuits From 710 Women Accusing a Former University Gynecologist of Sexual Abuse

3/25/2021 - Georgia Republicans Aren't Even Trying To Hide Their Voter Suppression Anymore

3/25/2021 - 10-year-old Khloe Kardashian Was Trapped Under a Bed While Her Parents Had Sex

3/25/2021 - Michigan University Students Claim Their Title IX Coordinator Told Them Sexual Assault Wasn't 'Worth Reporting'

3/25/2021 - There Are No Easy Answers On What to Do About Immigration, But Biden Could've Had More of Them

3/25/2021 - Noooooo!

3/25/2021 - Dear Fuck-Up: How Do I Make My Husband Love My Fat Sister?

3/25/2021 - Sex Workers in Atlanta Are Trying to Turn Horror Into Hope

3/25/2021 - Is This Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Cast Pic Photoshopped???

3/25/2021 - The Strategic Deployment of Basic

3/25/2021 - Remembering True Blood, HBO's Camp Vampire Fantasia

3/25/2021 - The 'Protestant Whore' Who Defined Restoration Theater

3/25/2021 - Hey Look, It's Andrew Cuomo Abusing His Power to Get His Family Covid-19 Tests in the Hamptons

3/25/2021 - Am I the Only One Who Remembers Kendall and Kylie Jenner's Racist Vine?

3/25/2021 - Spare a Moment for a Rihanna Conspiracy?

3/25/2021 - Poly Styrene: The Black Punk Trailblazer The Scene Forgot

3/25/2021 - New Zealand Approves Paid Leave for Miscarriage, and Once Again I Wonder Why I Live in America

3/25/2021 - Rest In Peace, Jessica McClintock, and Thanks for Inventing Cottagecore

3/24/2021 - Mitch McConnell Says Joe Biden Has Gotten, Like, Totally Stuck Up Since He Became President

3/24/2021 - Sharon Stone Has Worked With Some Real Dirtbags, But Had No Idea Woody Allen Was One of Them

3/24/2021 - Jay Leno Is Sorry for His Racist Jokes, Even Though He Says There Is a 'Ring of Truth to Them'

3/24/2021 - Ashley Tisdale Picks Sick As Hell Name for Her New Baby

3/24/2021 - Whose Idea Was This?

3/24/2021 - Does Meghan McCain's Stylist Hate Her?

3/24/2021 - Marjorie Taylor Greene's Very Good Buddy Was One of the People Who Stormed the Capitol

3/24/2021 - Please, Just Eat the Damn Donut

3/24/2021 - 'There’s No Status That Can Protect You’: Megan Rapinoe On the Inescapable Reality of Pay Discrimination

3/24/2021 - I'm Always Horny for Sauron

3/24/2021 - The Brutal Audacity of Demi Lovato

3/24/2021 - You Can't Have Southern Food Without Edna Lewis

3/24/2021 - Half of All Republican Men Say They're Willing to Risk Dying of Covid-19 to Prove Their Manliness

3/24/2021 - The Rich Kids Are Fine

3/24/2021 - Like Many Americans, Prince Harry Now Juggling Multiple Jobs to Make Ends Meet

3/24/2021 - Trans Student Wins $300K Settlement After Being Bullied and Blocked From School Locker Rooms

3/23/2021 - What Even Is Medium Anyway?

3/23/2021 - Bridal Designer Carried An X-Acto Knife Around the Office Because of Her Boss's Alleged Harassment

3/23/2021 - Kenya Moore Defended, Then Apologized for Wearing a 'Native American Headdress' As a 'Costume'

3/23/2021 - 20 Years of Waiting for the 'Right Time' to Talk About Banning Guns

3/23/2021 - Mitch McConnell Admits Anti-Asian Racism Is Real, He Just Doesn't Want To Do Anything About It

3/23/2021 - Fuck Cereal

3/23/2021 - Mystery Solved! Kylie Jenner Still Rich, Just Bad at Timing

3/23/2021 - Meghan McCain Is Sorry She Has Only Just Realized That Words Can Be Racist

3/23/2021 - The Lower East Side Housewives Who Wrote the Militant Playbook

3/23/2021 - Rep. Matt Gaetz Is Thrilled That His Not-So-Secret Son, Nestor, Enjoyed Spring Break

3/23/2021 - The American Idol Stage of Kellyanne Conway's Image Rehabilitation Tour Is Finally, Thankfully, Over

3/23/2021 - The Prince Is Getting a (Definitely Real, Not at All Fake) Job

3/23/2021 - The Making of Kim Kardashian, Superstar

3/23/2021 - The Rise and Fall of 'Bro-gurt,' the Macho, Ab-Obsessed Snack for MEN

3/23/2021 - Attacks on Asian Americans Didn't Stop for Anti-Hate Protests

3/22/2021 - Australian Parliament Is Apparently Rife with Sexual Misconduct and Abuse

3/22/2021 - At Least Ten Dead in Colorado Grocery Store Shooting [Updated]

3/22/2021 - Billie Eilish Knows About Mondays

3/22/2021 - Anti-Sex Work Group Takes Down Pages Stoking Panic About Massage Parlors

3/22/2021 - Of the Many Bad Arguments About Why D.C. Shouldn't Be a State, This Dude From the Heritage Foundation Had the Worst

3/22/2021 - Washington State Sheriff Decides That Delivering Newspapers While Black Is a Crime

3/22/2021 - Does Anyone Even Watch Ellen's Show Anymore?

3/22/2021 - Burner? I Hardly Know Her

3/22/2021 - Chris Pine Is In a Three-Way Beauty Competition Against Springtime and His Dog

3/22/2021 - Oh My God, The Real Housewives Is 15 Years Old

3/22/2021 - Grandpa Is Right, Screw Space (For Now)

3/22/2021 - The Nostalgic Lure of HGTV's Home Town

3/22/2021 - Husband of Woman Killed In Atlanta Massage Parlor Shooting Says Police Handcuffed Him, Treated Him Like a Suspect

3/22/2021 - Claudia Conway Lives to Sing Another Day on American Idol

3/22/2021 - Spring Breakers Have Overtaken Miami Beach

3/21/2021 - Federal Government Finally Considers Granting D.C. Statehood After Two Centuries

3/21/2021 - Without Support From Wealthy Nations, People In Poorer Nations May Not Be Vaccinated Until 2023

3/21/2021 - Prince William Reportedly Does Not Feel Trapped by the Monarchy He Will One Day Rule

3/21/2021 - Thomas Middleditch Reportedly Groped a Queer Woman Who Turned Him Down at a Nightclub

3/21/2021 - Primary Beneficiaries of Literal Empire Reportedly Want to Hire a Diversity Consultant

3/21/2021 - 'I Belong Here': Sandra Oh Speaks Out Against Anti-Asian Violence

3/21/2021 - Did Self-Identified Billionaire Kylie Jenner Just Accidentally Reveal That She's Broke?

3/20/2021 - Saturday Night Social: What the Fuck Is This

3/20/2021 - Cuomo Accuser Lindsey Boylan Calls for the Governor's 'Abuse of Power' to Come to an End

3/20/2021 - Bhad Bhabie Speaks Out About Abuse She Says She Experienced at Facility Dr. Phil Sent Her to

3/20/2021 - Saweetie's Already Legendary Single Era Has Begun

3/19/2021 - Current Cuomo Staffer Becomes 8th Woman to Accuse Governor of Sexual Harassment

3/19/2021 - Justin Bieber's Love Song Is Probably Not Going to Make Civil Rights Anthem History

3/19/2021 - Vicki Gunvalson Is No Longer an All-Star Real Housewife

3/19/2021 - 'Get Pics of Her Rack!!!' California Cops On Leave After Violent Group Chat Was Leaked

3/19/2021 - Wow, Meghan McCain Finally Said Something I Agree With

3/19/2021 - Despite Death Threats, House Dems Still Can't Agree That Marjorie Taylor Greene Should Be Expelled

3/19/2021 - Drew Barrymore's Barefoot Winter Stroll in NYC Remains a Mystery

3/19/2021 - I Still Don't Totally Understand the White House's Confusing Weed Policy

3/19/2021 - A Story About a Weight Room That's Actually About How Much It Sucks to Be a Woman Athlete

3/19/2021 - Sharon Stone On Owning the Crotch Shot She Never Wanted

3/19/2021 - Here's What We Know About the Atlanta Shooting Victims

3/19/2021 - Sharon Osbourne Apparently Thinks She Is the Victim of Her Own Racist Comments

3/19/2021 - Keeping Up With the Kardashians Is a Study in the Business of Sisterhood

3/19/2021 - How Advocates for Massage and Sex Workers Are Mourning the Atlanta Shooting Victims

3/18/2021 - Vanessa Bryant Names the Officers She Says Shared Images of Helicopter Crash for 'Morbid Gossip'

3/18/2021 - Cuomo Was Allegedly a Creep to Women Reporters, Too

3/18/2021 - If You Need Me I'll Be Watching Caitlyn Jenner Singing Disastrously on Loop

3/18/2021 - The Sun Seems to Have Knowingly Used Illegally Obtained Information to Report on Meghan Markle

3/18/2021 - Armie Hammer Responds to Rape Allegation With a Disgusting Statement Smearing His Accuser

3/18/2021 - Kourtney Kardashian Is the Smartest One of Them All

3/18/2021 - Why Does the Murderer Get to Tell the Story?

3/18/2021 - Teen Vogue Editor Resigns Before First Day of Work Over Past Racist and Homophobic Tweets

3/18/2021 - I'm Very Emotionally Invested In This Woman Who Is Documenting Her Cleaning Strike On Twitter

3/18/2021 - Mark Ruffalo Almost Dropped Out of 13 Going On 30 Because Dancing Is Hard For Men

3/18/2021 - Blue Lives Matter, Say Republicans, Unless You Mean the Cops That Stopped a Pro-Trump Insurrection

3/18/2021 - Operation Varsity Blues Is Remarkably Soft On the College Admissions Scandal’s Rich Parents

3/18/2021 - NBC Wants to Assure You That It's Taking the Golden Globes' Diversity Issues Seriously

3/18/2021 - The Tokyo Olympics Is Plagued by Archaic Sexists

3/18/2021 - Happy (Belated) Birthday to Wee Leprechaun Rob Kardashian

3/18/2021 - 'Go To, Like, An Art Class': The Kardashians as Art Collectors

3/18/2021 - Say Happy Mother's Day to This Glass Jar

3/17/2021 - Man Arrested Outside Kamala Harris' Official Residence Reportedly Had a Gun and a Whole Lot of Bullets

3/17/2021 - Has James McAvoy Gotten Hotter or Is It Just the Baking?

3/17/2021 - Mills College Is Dead. Long Live Mills 'Institute'

3/17/2021 - I'm Legitimately So Jealous Of This Rah Rah Bitch

3/17/2021 - It's Easy to See How Trump Is Complicit In Violence Against Asian American Women

3/17/2021 - Billie Eilish Got Rid Of Her Signature Black and Neon Green Hair

3/17/2021 - No Ted Cruz, the Equality Act is Not a 'War On Women'

3/17/2021 - Soon We Can All Dress Like a Real Fungi

3/17/2021 - France Debates Bill Classifying Sex With Children Under 15 Rape, a Law That Somehow Did Not Already Exist

3/17/2021 - County Authorities Suggest Atlanta Shooter Was Simply Too Tempted By Womanly Ways

3/17/2021 - Tamir Rice's Mother Releases List of Demands to Those Profiting Off Her Son's Tragic Death

3/17/2021 - Sharon Osbourne: It's the Cancel Culture, Innit?

3/17/2021 - The Undeniable Legacy of Anti-Asian Violence

3/17/2021 - Excuse Me, Cardi B and Candace Owens Are Fighting?

3/17/2021 - Thank You, Wendy Williams, For Your Flatulence

3/16/2021 - Cuomo’s Crew of Hypothetical Allies Is Dwindling By the Minute

3/16/2021 - Demi Lovato Really Isn't Afraid To Be Vulnerable

3/16/2021 - Sharon Osbourne Has Said Some Wildly Racist Stuff, According to New Report

3/16/2021 - Alabama Legislature Bill Would Make It a Felony To Prescribe Hormone Blockers to Trans Youth

3/16/2021 - With Nothing But Free Time on His Hands, Vladimir Putin Allegedly Worked to 'Influence' the 2020 Election

3/16/2021 - Small Talk's Gonna Be Rough When This Is All Over!

3/16/2021 - Sarah Everard's Murder Shouldn't Be an Excuse to Give Police More Power

3/16/2021 - Gayle King Is 'Not Trying to Break News' But Harry and William Are Definitely Fighting

3/16/2021 - Mom and Daughter Arrested For Hacking Classmate Information, Allegedly Rigging Homecoming Queen Results

3/16/2021 - People in Tacky Houses Shouldn't Throw Shade: Ranking the Real Housewives' Real Estate

3/16/2021 - Elliot Page Is Excited to Live 'Fully' In His Body

3/16/2021 - Democratic Senator Calls FBI's Background Check of Brett Kavanaugh 'Fake,' Wants Answers

3/16/2021 - The Bachelor Finale Was an Hour of Dead Air Sprinkled With False Attempts at Anti-Racism Work

3/16/2021 - Maybe Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod Will Heal Their Love in the Dominican Republic

3/16/2021 - Ilhan Omar Calls on Biden to End Contracts Between ICE and Local Prisons

3/15/2021 - Capitol Police Will Finally Start Taking Down That Hideous Fence

3/15/2021 - Boris Johnson Orders Police to Patrol Bars and Clubs in Disguise to 'Protect' Women From Harassment

3/15/2021 - A New Ocean Is Born

3/15/2021 - Tamir Rice's Mother Calls Tamika Mallory and Celebrity BLM Activists 'Clout Chasers'

3/15/2021 - Cuomo Allies Try to Turn Sexual Harassment Allegations Into a White Woman Thing

3/15/2021 - Here's More Proof That Huge Creeps Never Stay Down For Long

3/15/2021 - Is Kim Kardashian Punk?

3/15/2021 - Pope Continues Grand Catholic Tradition of Deeming Same-Sex Marriage Uncool

3/15/2021 - The Women Imprisoned For Miscarriage in the Strictest Anti-Abortion Country On Earth

3/15/2021 - The Genius Mind Behind Doja Cat's Brilliant Grammys Look

3/15/2021 - Mom Allegedly Harassed Daughter's Cheerleading Team 'Rivals' With Deepfakes Depicting Them Drinking, Nude

3/15/2021 - Austin Parents Call for Firing of a Teacher Who Read An Anodyne Picture Book About a Trans Kid to Her Class

3/15/2021 - Buckingham Palace Hired an Independent Probe to Investigate the Meghan Markle Bullying Claims

3/15/2021 - The New Celebrity Gossip Is Anti-Gossip

3/15/2021 - True to Form, Beyoncé Surprised Everyone by Showing Up to the Grammys and Making History

3/14/2021 - The Problem Is the Police

3/14/2021 - The Talk Is Going on Hiatus While CBS Investigates Sharon Osbourne's Comments

3/14/2021 - Phoebe Bridgers Remains Committed to Her Skeleton Look at the Grammys

3/14/2021 - Pelosi Declines to Say Whether Cuomo Should Resign, While Biden Remains Silent

3/14/2021 - Can Surgeons Stop Running Weird Secret Instagram Accounts and Just Like...Be Normal

3/14/2021 - Is Anyone Surprised That Beyoncé's Skipping the Grammys Again

3/13/2021 - Saturday Night Social: Still Can't Believe The Pink Panther Gave Us 'Check On It'

3/13/2021 - Fuck You Tate and Your Union-Busting Bake Shop

3/13/2021 - Literally Everyone Wants Cuomo to Resign

3/13/2021 - If You See J.Lo and A-Rod Break Up No You Didn't

3/12/2021 - Not All Votes Are Equal, Says Arizona Politician, Who Supports 'Quality' (Hwhite) Over 'Quantity'

3/12/2021 - Doja Cat, Queen of TikTok, Spider-Crawls All Over Her Cool New Track

3/12/2021 - Um... JLo and A-Rod Broke Up?

3/12/2021 - Believe People When They Tell You Who They Are

3/12/2021 - Sharon Osbourne On Meghan Markle in 2018: 'She Ain't Black'

3/12/2021 - Dear Fuck-Up: Must I Keep Watching My Friend Self-Sabotage?

3/12/2021 - Gov. Andrew Cuomo Denies Sexual Harassment Allegations In Bizarre, Trumpian Press Conference

3/12/2021 - Wait, They Can't Show J. Lo's Iconic Green Versace Dress Uncensored on Daytime TV?

3/12/2021 - Looking Back at Camp Rock, the Meme-Prone Disney Channel Movie That Put Demi Lovato on the Map

3/12/2021 - The Life and Legacy of Ida B. Wells, As Told by Her Great-Granddaughter

3/12/2021 - Lisa Vanderpump's Torture Dungeon PUMP Is Closed Indefinitely

3/12/2021 - How TikTok Testimonials Forced Authorities to Finally Act on an Allegedly Abusive Christian Boarding School for 'Troubled' Girls

3/12/2021 - Sharon Osbourne Is Sorry

3/12/2021 - Chris Harrison Is Out Golfing, Unbothered That Pre-Production for The Bachelorette Is Starting Without Him

3/12/2021 - Reward Offered for the Pepe LePew Consent Scene From Space Jam 2

3/11/2021 - EVERYONE’S GETTING THE VAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3/11/2021 - Michelle Obama Also Took Up Knitting During the Pandemic

3/11/2021 - Lyft and Uber to Begin Sharing Information on Drivers Banned Over Sexual Assault

3/11/2021 - Texas Deserves Better Than Maybe-Governor Matthew McConaughey

3/11/2021 - Sen. Tammy Duckworth Effectively Reads the Room: 'F*ck Tucker Carlson'

3/11/2021 - But Who Will Retrieve the Sperm Stored on the Moon

3/11/2021 - Justin Bieber Does Not Have a Phone

3/11/2021 - The Year We All Judged Each Other

3/11/2021 - Georgetown Law Professor, Who Bemoaned the Bad 'Blacks' In Her Class in Public Zoom, Has Been Swiftly Fired

3/11/2021 - Yet Another Republican Governor Celebrates State-Sponsored Discrimination Against Trans Kids

3/11/2021 - Happy One-Year Anniversary of the Day I Told My Neighbor About Tom Hanks Having Covid-19

3/11/2021 - They're Putting Puppets in the Puppets

3/11/2021 - Resign, Bitch!

3/11/2021 - The Whitest Family on Earth Assures Everyone That They Are Definitely Not Racist

3/11/2021 - Former Teen Vogue Editor Joins Staff in Denouncing Incoming Editor's Racist Tweets

3/10/2021 - There's Now Audio of Trump Making an Ass of Himself on the Phone with Georgia Lead Investigator

3/10/2021 - Oh My God It's Strega Nona!!!!!!!

3/10/2021 - Republicans Aren't Ready to Admit That Most Americans Really Like the Stimulus Package

3/10/2021 - #FreeBritney Is a Bipartisan Issue, Apparently

3/10/2021 - Beth Moore, Author and Leader in the Southern Baptist Denomination, Leaving Over Sexism

3/10/2021 - We Did It, Joe!

3/10/2021 - Jennifer Garner & Ben Affleck's Daughter Was Kicked Off a Kindergarten Soccer Team Because of Paparazzi

3/10/2021 - Miu Miu's Winter Runway Is Sickening in the Worst Way

3/10/2021 - Ramona, Let Me Hold $300

3/10/2021 - Mom Says Teacher Forced Her 5-Year-Old to Unclog Toilet With Bare Hands

3/10/2021 - The Landscape For Legal Abortion Has Never Been More Dire

3/10/2021 - Tucker Carlson Sees Reporter's Tweet About Being Harassed, Harasses Her Some More

3/10/2021 - Former Panda Express Worker Alleges She Was Forced to Strip to Her Underwear During a Training Seminar

3/10/2021 - Humphrey Yogart Is Giving Meghan Markle Her Own Limited-Edition Frozen Yogurt Flavor

3/10/2021 - Lions and Tigers and Bears... and Cocaine. Oh My!

3/9/2021 - 1 in 3 Women Globally Have Faced Physical and/or Sexual Violence, Finds WHO Study

3/9/2021 - Sonja Morgan and Her Side Boob Are Having a Ball

3/9/2021 - Arkansas Governor Tells People Who Want an Abortion to Fuck Off

3/9/2021 - Just Put Your Name on the Checks, Joe

3/9/2021 - Horton Hears an Opportunity to Profit Off Manufactured Outrage

3/9/2021 - BYE BITCH!!!!!!! [UPDATED]

3/9/2021 - Windsors 'Saddened' to Learn of Their Own Racism

3/9/2021 - Lady Gaga Stole My Murder-For-Hire Look

3/9/2021 - I Will Not Abide Crystal Propaganda

3/9/2021 - Major Biden Is a Bad Dog, But Try Telling That to His Loyal Stans

3/9/2021 - The Existential Question of This Perfect Bed

3/9/2021 - Welcome to Hotel Vaccine

3/9/2021 - The Magical Trap of the Princess Story

3/9/2021 - God Has Canceled This Baptist Preacher Who Gave the Most Sexist Sermon In the 6,000-Year History of the Planet

3/9/2021 - Meghan Markle's Father and Half-Sister Certainly Have a Lot to Say!

3/9/2021 - The Bachelor's Matt James Invites His Dad Into All 3 Fantasy Suites

3/9/2021 - Republicans Settle on an Election Plan of Plentiful and Widespread Voter Suppression

3/8/2021 - The Entire Nevada Democratic Party Resigned After DSA Candidates Swept Their Elections

3/8/2021 - Post-Oprah Interview, Bad Men Are Seizing Their Moment

3/8/2021 - Teen Vogue Staff Condemn New Editor-in-Chief for Past Anti-Asian Tweets [Updated]

3/8/2021 - No, Meghan Markle's Secret Wedding Was Not Less Real Than the Public Wedding

3/8/2021 - In Honor of International Women's Day, SD Governor Kristi Noem Celebrates Bullying Teen Girls

3/8/2021 - A Critical Pepe Le Pew Scene From LeBron’s Space Jam Movie Was Cut Because Pepe Is Irredeemable

3/8/2021 - Brave: Papa John's Founder Says He Spent The Last 20 Months Learning Not to Use the N-Word

3/8/2021 - The Unbearable Grief of WandaVision

3/8/2021 - Symone Is Not Playing

3/8/2021 - Culture Has Really Gone Downhill Since Sally Jessy Raphaël's Daytime Tenure

3/8/2021 - Biden Administration Starts to Deal With the Mess that Betsy Devos Made of Title IX

3/8/2021 - The Best Dressed From the Neck Up at the 2021 Critics Choice Awards

3/8/2021 - Writer Torrey Peters Wants a Punk Utopia for Trans Girls and a Cuisinart Mixer

3/8/2021 - Harvard Professor Argues That Asian Women Forced Into Sexual Enslavement During WWII Were Actually Volunteers

3/8/2021 - The Blueprint Clarence Thomas Wrote

3/8/2021 - There's Some Incredibly Good News (Money) For Parents In the Democrats' Covid-19 Relief Package

3/8/2021 - Bethenny Frankel Is Very Sorry for Saying Mean Things About Meghan Markle

3/8/2021 - More People Actually Want to Get the Vaccine Now, Which Is a Relief

3/7/2021 - Harry and Meghan's Oprah Interview Was One for the Royal History Books

3/7/2021 - It's Impossible Not to Tear Up at Minari Star Alan Kim's Critics' Choice Acceptance Speech

3/7/2021 - If Your Ex Is Jeff Bezos, the Best Revenge Is Being a Better Person Than He Is

3/7/2021 - The Big Interview Is Here: An Open Thread

3/7/2021 - One Son of Mumford & Sons Appears to Be a Far-Right Sympathizer

3/7/2021 - Two More Women Have Accused Andrew Cuomo of Sexual Harassment and Misconduct

3/7/2021 - Duh-ramaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

3/7/2021 - Kim's Unleashing Her Inner Cluttertina Now That Kanye's Out of Their Sparsely Furnished Home

3/6/2021 - Saturday Night Social: Patti Harrison Appreciation Post

3/6/2021 - 'This Is the Reality of Black Girls': Amanda Gorman Describes Racist Run-In Outside Her Home

3/6/2021 - The Senate Agrees: You Don't Deserve to Die I Guess

3/6/2021 - Janice Dickinson Enters Fuck Everyone Season, and No One—Not Even Julie Andrews—Is Safe

3/5/2021 - We Need to Talk About How Much Kyrsten Sinema Sucks

3/5/2021 - The Best Date You've Ever Been On

3/5/2021 - Drake Is Ready For a Post-Panny Summer of Freaking On Strangers

3/5/2021 - Another Man Has Written Bad Poetry

3/5/2021 - The Women Who Changed the Way We Look at War

3/5/2021 - Stubborn Asteroid Refuses, Once Again, to Strike Earth

3/5/2021 - How to Cook That Is a One-Stop Shop For Debunking Viral Cooking Videos

3/5/2021 - Here's the Only Good Takeaway From Sex and The City 2, the Worst Movie Ever Made

3/5/2021 - Garcelle Beauvais Says Erika Jayne Is 'a Lot More Open Than I Thought She'd Be' Amid Lawsuits

3/5/2021 - Have We Been Calling 'Social Distancing' By the Wrong Name All Along?

3/5/2021 - Peepaw Wants You to Have a Horny Summer, Too

3/5/2021 - A Heartwarming Tale of America: 7-Year-old Forced to Sell Lemonade to Fund Her Own Brain Surgery

3/5/2021 - 'The Macarena' and the History of Viral Dance Music That Predicted TikTok

3/5/2021 - Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley Are Really Doing This, Huh

3/5/2021 - Before Peloton There Was Spinning®: How 2 Guys Named John Birthed the Unwieldy Fitness Trend

3/5/2021 - At the Golf Channel, Misogyny Was Reportedly Pervasive In the Workplace

3/4/2021 - I Had No Idea How Many People Were Horny For Lola Bunny

3/4/2021 - Incarcerated Trans Woman Files Lawsuit After Being Forced to Bunk With Convicted Rapist

3/4/2021 - Famous Comedian Quits Twitter After Being Reminded His Wife Isn't Actually Spanish

3/4/2021 - The Senate Voted to Have a Debate Over Whether to Vote On If Americans Deserve to Live

3/4/2021 - All the Single (Rich) Ladies Are Buying Houses, So Yay Feminism, I Guess

3/4/2021 - Is This a Bit?

3/4/2021 - Brands Are Getting Ready For A Horny, Vaccinated Summer

3/4/2021 - Sen. Marsha Blackburn Defends the Vital American Neanderthal Vote From Democratic Slander

3/4/2021 - An Apartment Within an Apartment Within a Nightmare

3/4/2021 - New York Times Columnist David Brooks and Facebook Are a Match Made in Hell

3/4/2021 - The Bachelor Redemption: Now Begins the Chris Harrison Apology Tour

3/4/2021 - The Convenient Lie of 'Sexual Empowerment'

3/4/2021 - This Is Court Intrigue in Real-Time

3/4/2021 - Elaine Chao's Excuse For Using the DOT As Her Father's Personal PR Agency: I'm Asian!

3/4/2021 - Do Not Dare Question the Love Between Katherine McPhee and David Foster

3/4/2021 - I Am Truly Not Embarrassed By My Snatch But Now Does Not Seem Like a Great Time to Celebrate

3/3/2021 - Weird How a Generation Without Houses, Health Insurance, or Money Also Does Not Want Babies

3/3/2021 - Local Man Refuses to Let Allegations of Bad Behavior in the Past Keep Him From Doing a Bad Job in the Present

3/3/2021 - Aunt Becky Emerges

3/3/2021 - Mike Pence Has Blogged

3/3/2021 - Shitting on People in Red States Is a Terrible Bush-era Legacy

3/3/2021 - While the Windsors Investigate Meghan Markle's Rudeness, Perhaps They Could Look Into Prince Andrew's Alleged Pedophilia

3/3/2021 - Sofia Vergara Finally Gets to Decide the Future of Her Own Embryos

3/3/2021 - Catch Me On the Dancefloor Bumpin' to Certified Billboard Hit 'Agatha All Along'

3/3/2021 - Why Hasn't Ivanka Trump Updated Her Instagram Account Since the Inauguration?

3/3/2021 - Acclimate Your Child to Existential Dread and Crushing Anxiety With This Hot New Toy

3/3/2021 - The Audacity of Magnolia Network

3/3/2021 - More Fans Accuse James Charles of Soliciting Nude Pics From Teens

3/3/2021 - Uh Oh, the Palace Is Freaking Out About Meghan Markle's Oprah Interview

3/3/2021 - These Girls Just Wanted to Run; the Right Wanted a War

3/3/2021 - Shockingly, Hollywood Seems to Have a Colorism Problem

3/2/2021 - Chris D'Elia Faces Child Pornography Lawsuit Over Allegedly Soliciting Explicit Photos From 17-Year-Old

3/2/2021 - Local Woman Loses Job Over Past Tweets

3/2/2021 - Let's Watch Lil Nas X and Miley Cyrus Mock Hannah Montana

3/2/2021 - The Great Jabbing Is Coming

3/2/2021 - Let the Journalist Who Hasn't Interviewed a Fake Cory Booker On Air Cast the First Stone

3/2/2021 - Texas Is Ending Its Mask Mandate, Allowing Businesses To Fully Open Against CDC Recommendations

3/2/2021 - iCarly Star Jennette McCurdy Probably Won't Be Back For the Reboot

3/2/2021 - On a Scale of Not Hitler to Yeah That's Hitler, Where Would You Put This Amazon Icon?

3/2/2021 - The Right Is Going Nuts Over a Nonexistent Attempt to Ban and 'Cancel' Dr. Seuss [UPDATED]

3/2/2021 - The Younger Cuomo Refuses to Participate in Cuomo on Cuomo Crime

3/2/2021 - Inside the Making of People's Iconic '50 Most Beautiful' Issue

3/2/2021 - Paris Hilton Says David Letterman Was 'Purposely Trying To Humiliate' Her in Invasive 2007 Interview

3/2/2021 - I Would Absolutely Wear These Stupid Clown Shoes

3/2/2021 - When a Spoon Is a Surgical Instrument

3/2/2021 - 'You’re Not My Fucking Mother': North Dakota State Rep's Behavior So Sexist, It's Even Making Fellow Republicans Uncomfortable

3/2/2021 - The Duke, the Princess and the Making of a Modern Dynasty

3/2/2021 - Nomadland Disrupts Hollywood’s Fantasy of the Drifter

3/2/2021 - On The Bachelor, The Women Tell All But Only Say 'Sorry'

3/2/2021 - Alec Baldwin Isn't Taking Questions On Where His Latest Baby Came From!

3/2/2021 - Absolute Joker Calls for House Judiciary Hearing on 'Cancel Culture'

3/1/2021 - Help, I Just Read the Words 'Potential Fourth Surge'

3/1/2021 - Does It Help That There's a Photo?

3/1/2021 - Of Course Trump and Melania Got Vaccinated Before Leaving the White House

3/1/2021 - Hilaria Baldwin Adds Sixth Child to Su Familia

3/1/2021 - Sorry, The $15 Minimum Wage Hike Is Officially DOA

3/1/2021 - Ginny Miller Isn't Real

3/1/2021 - What Do You Want From Billie Eilish?

3/1/2021 - The Doctor Who Wrote the Powerful, Manipulative Playbook for the Anti-Abortion Movement

3/1/2021 - The Women's History Month Anthem Is Bing Bang Bong

3/1/2021 - 'Which Race of Girls Gives the Best Blow Jobs:' More Details Emerge About Madison Cawthorn's Allegedly Predatory Behavior in College

3/1/2021 - Professional Troll Candace Owens Is Exactly Who I Go to When I Want to Learn About Feminism

3/1/2021 - Ryan Fischer, Lady Gaga's Dogwalker, Is Doing Better and Wants to Thank His Dog Guardian Angel

3/1/2021 - In Praise of Jason Sudeikis's Sad Dad Moustache

3/1/2021 - The Fanciest Fashion at the Mostly-Remote 2021 Golden Globe Awards

3/1/2021 - The Utter Chaos of the 2021 Golden Globe Awards

3/1/2021 - James Charles Denies Grooming 16-Year-Old Fan: 'The Accusation... Is Completely False'

3/1/2021 - I'm Still Crying Over Taylor Simone Ledward's Golden Globes Tribute to Her Late Husband Chadwick Boseman

3/1/2021 - Cuomo Is Trying to Master the #MeToo Kinda Apology