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2021 January
1/30/2021 - Saturday Night Social: Congrats to Abigail Thorn!
1/30/2021 - Sophie Made You Feel
1/30/2021 - Sarah Jessica Parker Terrorizes Vulnerable Public by Suggesting That Carrie's a Podcaster
1/29/2021 - Farewell to Our Dearly Beloved Chelsea Beck
1/29/2021 - Your First Job Horror Stories
1/29/2021 - Miley Cyrus's Smoker's Rasp Makes for a Great, Gritty Cover of Mazzy Star's 'Fade Into You'
1/29/2021 - This "Birthday" Insurance Rule Covering Children Is Extremely Fucked Up!
1/29/2021 - When Are We Confronting Mary? A
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
Holiness Ranking
1/29/2021 - A Trump-Era Villain and an Alleged Rapist Have Made What Looks to Be A Truly Terrible Movie
1/29/2021 - What's a Few Covid-19 Vaccines Between Young, Non-Immunocompromised Friends?
1/29/2021 - For Some Reason, Drew Barrymore Seems Surprised That Dakota Johnson Graduated High School
1/29/2021 - Guards Suspended From New Jersey Prison Where Women Are 'Regularly Sexually Assaulted'
1/29/2021 - Crisis! The Hamptons Are a Sewage-Swamped, Caviar-Deficient Mess
1/29/2021 - Gay Media Please Raise Your Standards
1/29/2021 - Sorry to Liz Cheney But Your Party's Present and Future Is Racist Trolls Like Matt Gaetz
1/29/2021 - Is This the End of Hillsong? Megachurch Hit With $20 Million Lawsuit for 'Immoral' Acts
1/29/2021 - Following the Capitol Insurrection, White Nationalist Novels Surge In Popularity
1/28/2021 - Carey Mulligan On Criticism of Her Attractiveness in 'Promising Young Woman'
1/28/2021 - Award-Winning Actress Cicely Tyson Has Died at 96
1/28/2021 - Jane Krakowski Is Definitely Not Dating the MyPillow CEO—Because She's Dating Someone Else
1/28/2021 - Elizabeth Warren Has Also Heard of a Little Thing Called GameStop
1/28/2021 - As the Tuna Salad Debate Rages On, the Real Victim Is Our Relationships
1/28/2021 - All the Virgin Islands Residents I Begged for Information About 'Homeless' Mike Pence's Luxury St. Croix Vacation
1/28/2021 - The Tackiest Reality TV Mansion in America Is Now For Sale
1/28/2021 - Anna Wintour's Moving to New Jersey
1/28/2021 - What to Make of Claudia Conway's Domestic Violence Allegations
1/28/2021 - Doesn't Mommy Look Pretty?
1/28/2021 - Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene Endorses the Violent Deaths of Her Democratic Colleagues; Republicans Suggest Stern Talking To
1/28/2021 - Poland Has Banned Almost All Abortions, a Disaster for Reproductive Rights
1/28/2021 - As Taylor Swift's Self-Appointed Biggest Fan... What the Hell
1/28/2021 - Rebel Wilson Discovers People Treat Women Better After They Lose Weight
1/28/2021 - We Have to Save Books from the Book People
1/27/2021 - Cloris Leachman, Actor and Comedic Icon, Dies at 94
1/27/2021 - Amendment to South Carolina Abortion Bill Requires Doctors to Give Patients' Names to Authorities
1/27/2021 - Britney Spears' Former Assistant Isn't Sure What a Conservatorship Is, But She's Pretty Sure Britney Doesn't Deserve It
1/27/2021 - Proud Boys Leader Was a Snitch for the Feds, Doesn't Recall Snitching to the Feds
1/27/2021 -
New York Times
Editor Who 'Resigned' After Publishing the Tom Cotton Op-Ed Is Unsurprisingly Awful in Other Ways
1/27/2021 - My Pussy Is Out For Jesus at the Coronavirus Prom
1/27/2021 - There Is No Good Reason for Dionne Warwick to Know the Word Stonks
1/27/2021 - Not Even Regal Poet Amanda Gorman Can Class Up the Super Bowl
1/27/2021 - Halsey's Pregnant!
1/27/2021 - The Morality Play of Pandemic Shaming
1/27/2021 - When I Die Please Recycle Me and Make My Body an Iris Van Herpen Dress
1/27/2021 - The First
Real World
Cast Members Might Be Reuniting For a New Show
1/27/2021 - The Pick-Up Artists Found Their Final Form at the Capitol Siege
1/27/2021 - We Tried the TikTok Booty Leggings to See If We Could See Our Ass From the Front
1/27/2021 - Soon-To-Be Divorcée Kim Kardashian West Has a Kanye 'Exit Plan' Ready to Go
1/27/2021 - Sen. Josh Hawley Has a History of Supporting Anti-Government Militia Groups
1/26/2021 - Oregon Assault Case Dismissed After Witness Refuses Court's Demand to Testify Without a Mask
1/26/2021 - Marjorie Taylor Greene's Old Facebook Posts Endorsed A Wild Conspiracy Theory About Hillary Clinton
1/26/2021 - Shockingly, Another Famous Person Is On an Island Vacation During the Pandemic
1/26/2021 - You (Almost) Did It, Joe
1/26/2021 - Adding to His Possibly Fake Breakup Saga, MyPillow Guy Also Dumped By Twitter
1/26/2021 - There's No Vaccine For Being a Selfish Piece of Shit
1/26/2021 - Remember Puppetry of the Penis?
1/26/2021 - Remembering Gianna Bryant and the Collective Grief of Her Tragic, Untimely Death
1/26/2021 - I Will Destroy Anyone Who Tries to Fuck With JoJo Siwa
1/26/2021 - Dr. Pimple Popper Treats Someone With a Tennis Ball-Sized Lump in His Neck
1/26/2021 - Rep. Katie Porter Ventures Into Ted Cruz's Head, Finds an Empty Whiteboard
1/26/2021 - Nearly 40 Women Reach Court Settlement in Harvey Weinstein Sexual Misconduct Case
1/26/2021 -
The Bachelor
? More Like
America's Next Top Bully
1/26/2021 - FKA Twigs On Shia LaBeouf's 'Controlling' Behavior: 'I Wasn't Allowed to Look Men in the Eye'
1/26/2021 - Remembering Rahmbamarama, the Obama Era's Most Zealous Fan Community
1/26/2021 - It Turns Out Lying About Election Fraud Can Get Really Expensive
1/25/2021 - Keira Knightley Will No Longer Be Shooting Sex Scenes Directed By Men
1/25/2021 - Shockingly, There's No Evidence of a Pandemic Baby Boom
1/25/2021 - Larsa Pippen Seems to Have Waded Into Some
Tiger King
Drama
1/25/2021 - Democrats Should Absolutely Put Mitch McConnell In Timeout
1/25/2021 - I Can't Stop Looking at Suzanne Somers's $8 Million, Zebra-Upholstered Sex Nest
1/25/2021 - Genuinely Good News! It Seems Like the Harriet Tubman $20 Bill Is Actually Going to Happen
1/25/2021 - J.Lo's Forced 'Love Don't Cost a Thing' Challenge Is Dead in the Water, Along With Her Fitbit
1/25/2021 - The Iconic Babies of
Bling Empire
1/25/2021 - Asia Argento Alleges
The Fast and the Furious
Director Rob Cohen Drugged and Raped Her
1/25/2021 - Who Among the
Drag Race
Queens Can Dethrone Symone?
1/25/2021 - How Can I Explain: An Incomplete Oral History of Asian Americans and Our Ineffable Love of New Wave
1/25/2021 - Just a Few Observations From Sarah Huckabee Sanders's Long-Ass Campaign Announcement Video
1/25/2021 - Paige Lorenze Details Harrowing Abuse Allegations Against Ex Armie Hammer, Including Branding
1/25/2021 - Lifetime's Wendy Williams Movies Celebrate the Host in All Her Messy Glory
1/25/2021 - The Era of the
Ellen DeGeneres Show
Might Be Coming to an End
1/25/2021 - Inspiring: No One Will Hire Former Trump Staffers, But Now They Get to Pull Themselves Up by Their Bootstraps
1/25/2021 - The Intertwining Lives of a Notorious Abortionist and America's First Woman Doctor
1/25/2021 - Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker Are Dating, Proving the Drummer Is Always the Hottest
1/25/2021 - Inside the
Caliphate
Debacle, and Exactly Who Is Allowed to Fail
1/25/2021 - Biden Is Getting Rid of Trump's Trans Military Ban
1/24/2021 - Let's Check in and See How the Media Covered the First Few Days of the Biden Presidency
1/24/2021 - Oh God, Please No
1/24/2021 - Simone Biles's Shower Is Better Than Kylie Jenner's...I Guess???
1/24/2021 - Here's That Additional Covid-Related Stress You Didn't Ask For
1/24/2021 - A Capitol Stormer Who Tweeted 'Assassinate AOC' Was Arrested
1/24/2021 - The Newly Out JoJo Siwa Says She's 'Never Ever, Ever, Ever Been This Happy'
1/23/2021 - Saturday Night Social: Can't Wait to Watch This Show About My All-Time Favorite Scammer
1/23/2021 - In Shocking Twist, Guy Who Sucks Lied
1/23/2021 - Who Is Impersonating Lili Reinhart and Why Are They Doing It So Boringly
1/22/2021 - Goodbye To All That Barf
1/22/2021 - The Happiest You've Ever Been to See a Co-Worker Leave
1/22/2021 - Billie Eilish & Rosalía Are Serving Looks and Satan With 'Lo Vas a Olvidar'
1/22/2021 - It's Official: She Gay
1/22/2021 - Some Bernie Memes That Are Not Sexist
1/22/2021 - The Voice of Someone's Generation Finally Speaks
1/22/2021 - America Beginning to Wonder if Money Might Be the Solution to Child Poverty After All
1/22/2021 - Sad and Depressing Life of Jenna Ryan Now Sadder and More Depressing
1/22/2021 - Sorry, What Is Wrong With Everyone?
1/22/2021 - Police Investigating Kellyanne Conway After Daughter Posts Abuse Allegations Online
1/22/2021 - Shocking News Y'all: Lakynn's Mom Whitens Her Teeth, Also Is a Trump-Supporting Covid Denier
1/22/2021 -
Red Table Talk
Gives Green Light for Olivia Jade To Vlog About Salad Again
1/22/2021 - Actual Paralympians Think Madison Cawthorn's Paralympics Posts Are Bullshit
1/22/2021 - Who Gave Dave Chappelle Covid?
1/22/2021 - We Asked a Therapist How the Hell Lawmakers Still Traumatized by The Insurrection Are Supposed to Do Their Jobs
1/22/2021 - Instacart Continues Its Impressive Commitment to Exploitation By Firing Its Only Unionized Workers
1/21/2021 - New York State May Finally Repeal "Walking While Trans" Loitering Law
1/21/2021 - Dallas County Scrapped Vaccination Plan Prioritizing Communities of Color After Resistance From the State
1/21/2021 - Maybe Getting Engaged After Two Weeks Isn't the Key to a Long-Lasting Marriage
1/21/2021 - Tweeting From Her Home in the Sewers, Marjorie Taylor Greene Calls for Kamala Harris Presidency
1/21/2021 - It Would Be So Much Easier for This Man to Move If This Were the Peoria Skyline
1/21/2021 - Blame It All on Whitney: A
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
Holiness Ranking
1/21/2021 -
Tiny Pretty Things
and the Timeless Allure of Ballet Dramas
1/21/2021 - Revisiting the Catty Art World of
Gallery Girls
1/21/2021 - Gay Culture Is gaysovercovid
1/21/2021 - Unfortunately, the Note Katy Perry Was Searching For During the Inauguration Concert Has Died
1/21/2021 - Feds Say Zip Tie Guy Filmed The Whole Coup With an iPhone Strapped to His Chest
1/21/2021 - Biden Will End the Unconscionable Anti-Abortion Global Gag Rule, Just Like Every Democratic President Since Reagan
1/21/2021 - Is This a
30 Rock
Plotline Come to Life Or Am I Being Punked?
1/21/2021 - Biden Administration Will Attempt to Correct 10,000 Years of Sexism With a Gender Equality Council
1/21/2021 - In a Heartwarming Sign, Joe Biden Began His Presidency By Upsetting TERFs
1/21/2021 - It's a New Day In America and Ted Cruz Is Still an Irredeemable Dumbass
1/21/2021 - Maybe Garth Brooks
Did
Get Celebratory Inauguration Hairplugs
1/21/2021 - The New White House Press Secretary Doesn't Seem to Hate the Press
1/20/2021 - Officer Who Diverted Capitol Riot Mob Escorts Kamala Harris to Inauguration
1/20/2021 - Danny Masterson Pleaded Not Guilty to Rape Charges
1/20/2021 - Now the Authorities Are Involved With Armie Hammer's Finsta
1/20/2021 - QAnon Tearily, Tragically Reckoning With the Shock That Biden Is President
1/20/2021 - New Radicals Guy Totally Wore the Bucket Hat—America Is Back, Baby
1/20/2021 - Important American Talents Cruelly Ignored By
Parade Across America
1/20/2021 - Bernie Sanders Got That Geriatric Drip
1/20/2021 - Mississippi Is Trying to Criminalize Even Talking About Abortion
1/20/2021 - Eric and Tiffany Trump, the 'Other' Children, Were Just As Complicit
1/20/2021 - Moms Are Boycotting a Trump-Supporting Baby Sleep Expert
1/20/2021 - All the Best Looks From the Biden-Harris Inauguration
1/20/2021 - OK, Now I Cry
1/20/2021 - Paws Up, Little Monsters
1/20/2021 - Bill Clinton Wears His Mask Like Every Man in a Suburban Grocery Store
1/20/2021 - Vice President Kamala Harris Just Made History
1/20/2021 - Michelle Obama Did the Purple Unity Thing Right
1/20/2021 -
DHS Leaders Kirstjen Nielsen and Chad Wolf Should Never Shake the Stain of Caging Children
1/20/2021 - Donald Trump Jr, the Biggest Blowhard and Fool, Is the Natural Torchbearer of Trumpism
1/20/2021 - Holy Crap We're Having So Many Feelings: An Inauguration Day Liveblog
1/20/2021 - Bye, Bitch!!!!!!! The Final Goodbye
1/20/2021 - Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, Please Just Get Divorced Already
1/20/2021 - Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Kayleigh McEnany Were Trump's Enthusiastic Cleanup Crew
1/20/2021 - Stephen Miller Used the White House to Enshrine Racist Terror
1/20/2021 - Goodbye to Seema Verma, the Trump Appointee Who Desperately Tried to Anoint Herself a Girlboss
1/20/2021 - Mike Pence, a Bigot and Coward, Who Made the Chaos Make Sense
1/20/2021 - Four Years Later, Melania Trump Still Doesn't Deserve Your Sympathy
1/20/2021 - 'Tiger King' Star Joe Exotic Believes Trump Will Give Him A Last Minute Pardon
1/19/2021 - Surprise: a Lot of Fucking People Are Watching Netflix!
1/19/2021 - Youngest Ever Inaugural Poet Amanda Gorman Hopes There Is "A Breath For Joy" In Her Poem
1/19/2021 - Bachelorette Clare Crawley and Fiancée Dale Moss Have Split
1/19/2021 - Not to Alarm Anyone, But Mitch McConnell Is Starting to Think This Trump Character Might Be Bad News
1/19/2021 - The Wild Ride of Hope Hicks, From Gossip Girl to Lying for Her Fascist Boss
1/19/2021 - Rudy Giuliani Was the Court Jester at The End of the World
1/19/2021 - Remember When Dianne Feinstein Helped the Night Stalker Get Away
1/19/2021 - Betsy Devos Detested the DOE as Much as She Did Children
1/19/2021 - Watch Team USA Celebrate Their Goals With Some Awkward, Socially Distanced High-Fives
1/19/2021 - Princess Betrothed as Royal Family Flees
1/19/2021 - Sean Spicer Proved That Evil Can Look Clownish and Pathetic
1/19/2021 - Gwyneth Paltrow's Pussy (Candle) Goes Boom
1/19/2021 - Hugh Grant Retweeting Elizabeth Hurley Is a Moment
1/19/2021 - Ivanka Trump Played at Benevolence While Leaving a Trail of Blood
1/19/2021 - Donald Trump May Be Gone, But His Legacy Will Haunt Us for Generations
1/19/2021 - Get Ready For More Legislation Targeting Trans Youth
1/19/2021 - Mets General Manager Fired 4 Years After He Pushed a Woman Reporter Out of Industry With Dick Pic Harassment
1/19/2021 - Dr. Pimple Popper Goes Head-to-Head With a Nipple... on Someone's Head
1/19/2021 - Ashley Biden Talks Inauguration, First Daughter Role, and Melania Trump Snub in First TV Interview
1/19/2021 - Ana de Armas Got Breakup Bangs!
1/19/2021 - House Rep Says Gun Congresswoman Lauren Boebert Gave a Tour Just Before the Capitol Riot
1/18/2021 - Finally, Hannah Arendt and the March for Life Founder Get to Be Friends in Trump's Garden of Heroes
1/18/2021 - In Memoriam: Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas, the Perfect Tabloid Couple
1/18/2021 - Woman Who Stormed Capitol MAY Have Taken Nancy Pelosi's Laptop and MAY Have Intended to Give It to Russia
1/18/2021 -
Friends
Reunion Unable to Be Stopped by the Forces of Nature
1/17/2021 - When Kamala Harris Resigns Her Seat, There Will Be No Black Women in the Senate
1/17/2021 - The Call Is Coming from Inside the Capitol
1/17/2021 - Apparently They're Just Like, Selling Presidential Pardons
1/17/2021 - I Had to Wonder...What the Heck Would Caitlyn Jenner Do in the
Sex and the City
Reboot?
1/17/2021 - Covid's 'Going to Get Worse Before It Gets Better,' Biden Administration Official Warns
1/17/2021 - BREAKING: Lindsey Graham Thinks Impeachment Trial Bad
1/17/2021 - Good News, Everyone!
1/16/2021 - Absolutely Not
1/16/2021 - Saturday Night Social: Jezebel Dot Com Wants YOU to Eat a Hot Pocket With Glass in It
1/16/2021 - I Am Once Again Asking You to Focus on Armie Hammer's Alleged Abuse
1/15/2021 - Nancy Pelosi Is Big Mad
1/15/2021 - The Time You Completely Lost Your Shit
1/15/2021 - Lana Del Rey Sure Wants You To Think She's 'Not Unhinged or Unhappy… Just Wild' on 'Chemtrails Over the Country Club'
1/15/2021 - Jenna Ryan, Texas Real Estate Agent Who Chartered a Private Plane to Storm the Capitol, Has Been Charged
1/15/2021 - The Concept 'This Monday' Has Been Canceled Until Further Notice
1/15/2021 - My Ex-Boyfriend Henrik Lundqvist Is Recovering Well After Open Heart Surgery, Thank You For Asking
1/15/2021 - This Rich TikTok Star Painted Her Tesla Pink
1/15/2021 - The Cops Who Rioted in the Capitol Abandoned 'Law and Order' to Justify Violently Attacking Law Enforcement
1/15/2021 - I'm in Love With Jennifer Coolidge's Perfect, Functional Kitchen
1/15/2021 - Be Best Is Finished After Attaining Its Goal of Informing Every American to Be Best
1/15/2021 - On a Very Special Episode of
Drew
, Carrie Underwood Reveals Her Fear of Turtles
1/15/2021 - Welcome, Comrade Snapchat
1/15/2021 - Aunt Becky's Husband Mossimo Giannulli Reportedly in Solitary Confinement, Requests To Leave Prison Early
1/15/2021 - How Brilliant Makeup Artist Pat McGrath Invents Her Otherworldly Looks
1/14/2021 - White Women Helped Incite the Violence At the Capitol Too
1/14/2021 - Finally, a Proposed Relief Plan That Actually Recognizes People Are Struggling
1/14/2021 - Kesha Has Joined Demi Lovato in Trying to Use Meditation to Connect With Aliens
1/14/2021 - I Cannot Believe I Am Yas Queening Joe Biden
1/14/2021 - 'Girl, Why You So Thirsty For Love': A
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
Holiness Ranking
1/14/2021 - Don't Let Those Wild Armie Hammer Texts Obscure His Alleged Abuse
1/14/2021 - Dear Fuck-Up: Should I Warn an Organization About a Rapist?
1/14/2021 - What Does One Wear to a Second Impeachment?
1/14/2021 - Why Won't Ivanka and Jared Let Their Secret Service Detail Shit In Any of Their 6.5 Bathrooms?
1/14/2021 - Uber Suddenly Cares About 'Retraumatizing' Sexual Assault Survivors When Faced with a $54 Million Fine
1/14/2021 - Editing Trump Out of Movies Is Not Bold, It's Cowardly and Ahistoric
1/14/2021 - A Kardashian Divorce Built to Last for a Million Years
1/14/2021 - Inside the World War I Hospital Run and Staffed by Women
1/14/2021 - Trump Doesn't Want to Pay His Lawyer to Lose Anymore
1/14/2021 - Ariel Pink Accused of Sexual Misconduct and Physical Abuse
1/14/2021 - Armie Hammer Denies 'Vicious and Spurious' Sexts, Drops Out of Jennifer Lopez Movie
1/14/2021 - Ex-Michigan Governor Rick Snyder Charged for His Role in the Flint Water Crisis
1/13/2021 - Biden Plans to Majorly Expand Child Tax Credit in His Relief Plan Proposal
1/13/2021 - After the Insurrection, Black Cleaning Staff Were Left to Pick Up the Pieces: Report
1/13/2021 - Don't Hire Kevin Bacon to Do Your Bikini Wax, Advises Kyra Sedgwick
1/13/2021 - Hope Floats For Good
1/13/2021 - This Dude Got Impeached Twice
1/13/2021 - Republicans Boo Cori Bush for Telling the Truth
1/13/2021 - The Triumph of Fascist Aesthetics
1/13/2021 - Hell Yes,
Real Housewives of New Jersey
Is Back
1/13/2021 - Just Some Regular Pictures of Simon Cowell Vibing
1/13/2021 - Honestly Owning Lizzie Borden's Murder House Sounds Like a Fucking Chore
1/13/2021 - Jim Jordan Self-Cancels, Once Again
1/13/2021 - Here Is Why Olivia Rodrigo & Her Viral Single 'Drivers License' Are About to Take Over Your Life
1/13/2021 - Rita Ora Is Still Dead In the Pokemon Universe, Judging By This Katy Perry Song
1/13/2021 - Expel These People From Congress Already
1/13/2021 - The Grotesque Execution of Lisa Montgomery Blurs the Line Between What Is Legal and What Is Just
1/13/2021 - I Refuse To Believe Harry Styles Is a Homewrecker, Sorry Jason Sudeikis!
1/13/2021 - I Was Raised On the Lie of the Reluctant, Rural Insurrection
1/13/2021 - The CIA Has Released a CD-ROM (????) of Information On UFOs
1/12/2021 - Rep. Bonnie Watson Coleman Caught Covid Just Days After Being Exposed to Her Maskless Colleagues
1/12/2021 - Supreme Court Reinstates Rule Requiring Patients Receive Abortion Pill In-Person
1/12/2021 - Yes, I'm Blogging About Chuck Norris
1/12/2021 - DHS Agents Were Just Chilling During the Capitol Riot Because No One Asked Them for Help
1/12/2021 - Remember (Where) the Alamo (Is Located)
1/12/2021 - Here's a List of Five Condiments Smarter Than Chris Cillizza
1/12/2021 - CNN Reporter Breaks Down After Devastating Covid-19 Report
1/12/2021 - Has Prince Harry Emerged From His Flop Era With a Ponytail?
1/12/2021 - Anti-Abortion Activist Abby Johnson Had Quite the Adventure at the Capitol Riot
1/12/2021 - Everyone Relax, Martha Got the Vax
1/12/2021 - Please Shut Up About 'Healing' and 'Unity'
1/12/2021 - That's the Way the Pilar Cyst Bounces on
Dr. Pimple Popper
1/12/2021 - When Will Queen Victoria's Reign of Terror End?
1/12/2021 - Who the Fuck Gave Rep. Pramila Jayapal Covid?
1/12/2021 - What's Going On With Kanye West and This TikTok Makeup Guru?
1/12/2021 - Lina Hidalgo, Who Expanded Voting Rights in Texas
1/12/2021 - Trump Supporters Planning 'Armed Protests' Across the Country Next Week
1/11/2021 - The Capitol Police Officer Who Took a Selfie with a Trump Supporter Has Been Suspended
1/11/2021 - Who Even Goes Here Still
1/11/2021 - No Thanks: Lana Has Decided to Comment on the Riots at the Capitol
1/11/2021 - Please Read This Incredible Op-Ed Full of Sentences by Susan Collins
1/11/2021 - The Long Bread Is Okay
1/11/2021 - Stop Letting This Cretin Speak to Gayle King
1/11/2021 - I'm Just a Used Condom Fluttering in the Wind on
The Bachelor
1/11/2021 - Are Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green Locked in a Fierce Game of Revenge Vacations?
1/11/2021 - Politicians Like Andrew Yang Need to Do More Than Just Horrifiedly 'Imagine' the Childcare Crisis
1/11/2021 - Pope Allows Women to Serve Body of Christ But Priesthood Still Out of the Question
1/11/2021 - It's a Little Early, But
RuPaul's Drag Race
Already Seems to Have Found a Winner
1/11/2021 - Seoul's Advice for Pregnant Women: 'Don't Look Disheveled,' Prepare Food for Husbands 'Unaccustomed to Cooking'
1/11/2021 - Melania's Statement On the Capitol Siege Is, Predictably, Full Of Shit
1/11/2021 - Is Armie Hammer Really As Bad at Sexting As Your Third-to-Last Hookup? Maybe!
1/11/2021 - Apparently Some Officials Thought It Would Be Bad 'Optics' to Call the National Guard on Rioters
1/10/2021 - What the Hell Is Going on in This Lana Del Rey Instagram Comment?
1/10/2021 - A Very Pissed-Off Trump Has Some Big Plans for His Last Week in Office
1/10/2021 - The
Sex and the City
Reboot Is Happening, and Sadly There's Nothing Kim Cattrall or I Can Do About It
1/10/2021 - Area Social Network Fucked for the Time Being
1/10/2021 - Kamala Harris'
Vogue
Cover Has Got to Be One of THE Magazine Covers Released This Year
1/10/2021 - Queen! Olivia Wilde Maybe Got With Harry Styles Before She and Jason Sudeikis Were DONE Done
1/9/2021 - Saturday Night Social: Surprise! White Women Did It
1/9/2021 - Black Women and Latinas Continue to Bear the Brunt of the Post-Covid Economic Downturn
1/9/2021 - Are These 'Sources' Close to Karlie and Ivanka Just Karlie and Ivanka in Novelty Groucho Glasses?
1/8/2021 - Melania Skipped the Coup In Favor of the Important Task of Photographing Fancy Furniture
1/8/2021 - The Time You Dated Someone From Work
1/8/2021 - Opulence Abounds on Saweetie and Doja Cat's Excellent 'Best Friend'
1/8/2021 - When the Club Is Your Living Room
1/8/2021 - 'Possibly Deranged' Queens Squirrel Apologizes for Biting Neighbor: 'This Is Not Who I Am'
1/8/2021 - The Furniture Damaged in the Capitol Riot Will Almost Certainly Be Rebuilt By Incarcerated People For Pennies
1/8/2021 - Hip-Hop Comes to Utah: A
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
Holiness Ranking
1/8/2021 - What's Up With Logan Paul's Feathery, Princess Diana-Inspired Mullet?
1/8/2021 - The Problem With Anointing the Celebrity Feminist
1/8/2021 - Does Stassi Schroeder Know Her Baby Shares a Name With an Alleged Sexual Harasser, Or?
1/8/2021 -
The Bachelorette
's Tayshia Adams and Zac Clark Discuss a More Diverse
Bachelor
Future
1/8/2021 - Drew Barrymore Makes People Try Food They Hate
1/8/2021 - Outside Agitators Charter Plane to Riot
1/8/2021 - Brave: All of the Massive Corporations That Suddenly Support Democracy
1/8/2021 - Thank You Ireland For CNN's Donie O'Sullivan
1/8/2021 - The Resistance Rescinds Its Invite to Karlie Kloss, Thanks to Tavi Gevinson
1/8/2021 - 'Gayle, Enough': SoHo Gargoyle Disrespects Gayle King, Is Arrested After Falsely Accusing Black Teen of Stealing Her Phone
1/8/2021 - Yet Another White Woman Has Been Outed For Pretending to Be a Person of Color
1/7/2021 - Betsy DeVos Latest Trump Minion to Pretend She Has Principles
1/7/2021 - Prosecutors Looking Into 'All Actors' Who Had a Role In the Riots at the Capitol—Including Trump
1/7/2021 - Shockingly, Another Anonymous Source Has an Update on the Rumored Kardashian-West Divorce
1/7/2021 - Georgia Republicans Vow That No More Fair Elections Will Take Place on Their Watch
1/7/2021 - This Is Most Certainly America
1/7/2021 - Welcome Back, Viennetta
1/7/2021 - Morning Joe This Is No Time For Corny Dweeb Shit
1/7/2021 - Then Came the Punks
1/7/2021 - Hilaria Baldwin Forced to Shop For Diapers Elsewhere After She Forgot the Word for Cucumber
1/7/2021 - Somewhat Unsurprisingly, Britney Spears's Shittiest Ex-Husband Is an Anti-Masker Who Also Attended the Trump Riot
1/7/2021 - West Virginia Politician Who Livestreamed Himself Storming the Capitol Is a Notorious Anti-Abortion Radical [UPDATED]
1/7/2021 - There Is No 'Peaceful Transition'
1/7/2021 - 'Brotherhood Is Healing': When Men's Self-Help Groups Collide With Covid Restrictions
1/7/2021 - Taylor Swift Dropped 2 New Bangers, Just in Time for the Coup
1/7/2021 - Karlie Kloss, Welcome to the Resistance
1/7/2021 - They Always Show Themselves
1/7/2021 - Oil Companies Aren't Super Interested in Drilling in Alaska's Arctic Refuge After All
1/6/2021 - What Do We Think Trump Will Do With His Time While He's Locked Out of Social Media?
1/6/2021 - The Rats Are Jumping Ship
1/6/2021 - What Time Is the 25th Amendment Happening?
1/6/2021 - Enough Is Enough Is Enough
1/6/2021 - Ivanka Learns That 'Patriot' and 'Domestic Terrorist' Are Not, In Fact, Synonyms
1/6/2021 - What Did These Fuckers Think Was Going to Happen
1/6/2021 - It's Apparently Very Easy to Riot in the Capitol When You're a Trump Supporter: Updating
1/6/2021 - The SAG Awards and the Grammys Are Fighting Over a Dinner Reservation
1/6/2021 - There's Much to Learn From How Badly
1 Girl 5 Gays
Has Aged
1/6/2021 - Kylie Jenner, Queen of Capitalism, Released a Luxury Hand Sanitizer in the Middle of a Pandemic
1/6/2021 - Amber Heard Can Proceed With Lawsuit Alleging Johnny Depp Orchestrated a 'Smear Campaign' Against Her
1/6/2021 - Prince Charles's Life Waiting in the Wings
1/6/2021 - I'm Forced to Respect JoJo Siwa
1/6/2021 - Goodbye Kelly Loeffler, the Worst Woman in the World
1/5/2021 - Kenosha District Attorney Will Not Press Charges Against the Officer Who Shot Jacob Blake
1/5/2021 - Kimye is Allegedly No More
1/5/2021 - Nobody Puts Lt. Gov. Bae in a Corner
1/5/2021 - What's He Thinking?
1/5/2021 - The Girls Are STILL Fighting
1/5/2021 - We Need to Bring Back Clowning On Some Guy
1/5/2021 - Oh Darn, the Grammys Have Been Postponed
1/5/2021 - Bean Dad Is Sorry He Went Overboard on Bean Story, Assures Everyone Bean Child Is Safe and Eating Pistachios
1/5/2021 - Would You Buy Registered Sex Offender Anthony Weiner's Beautiful Kitchen Countertops?
1/5/2021 - Art Installation Begs the Question Will Men Finally Be Able to Identify a Clitoris on This Gigantic Vagina
1/5/2021 - Larsa Pippen Wore a Trash Bag and No Mask While Dining Out in Miami
1/5/2021 - Should I Buy This Luxury Lunchbox, or Is This My Pandemic Brain Speaking?
1/5/2021 - Down the Rabbit Hole With Justin Bieber's Glitzy New Megachurch
1/5/2021 -
Dr. Pimple Popper
and the Half-Head Removal
1/5/2021 - Man, What a Weenie
1/5/2021 - The First Black
Bachelor
Is Here, and Everyone Is Super Horny
1/5/2021 - Please Leave DJ Tanner Alone!
1/5/2021 - The Leader of the Proud Boys Has Been Arrested Ahead of Far-Right Protests
1/4/2021 - Gun-Loving Rep. Who Owns Gun-Themed Restaurant Would Like to Carry Gun on Capitol Hill
1/4/2021 - Whole Foods CEO Persists In Being Total Asshole
1/4/2021 - Tanya Roberts Is Still Alive, Contrary to What Her Rep Told Everyone 24 Hours Ago
1/4/2021 - At Age 36, Meghan McCain Has Finally Discovered Paid Family Leave
1/4/2021 - The
RuPaul's Drag Race
Queens Are Trapped in Purgatory, Just Like the Rest of Us
1/4/2021 - The Era of 'Practical' Bikinis Is Over
1/4/2021 - Invest in Yourself This Year
1/4/2021 - The Kardashians' Elaborate Aspen Vacation House Is Trying to Sell Me Something I Can't Afford
1/4/2021 - These Photos of Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde Are Forbidden (to Us)
1/4/2021 - Governor of OH, a State Leading the Nation in Child Poverty, More Interested in Burying Tissue Than Helping Children
1/4/2021 - Meet the Cast of the New
Gossip Girl
, Hot and Rich Like the Old
Gossip Girl
1/4/2021 - I'd Rather Be Surfing With Adam Brody
1/4/2021 - Can We Just Impeach This Motherfucker Again
1/4/2021 - I Stand With Bean Daughter
1/4/2021 - Letitia James, the Attorney General Holding Corruption to Account
1/4/2021 - Don't Ask Blake Shelton to Write a Ruminative Song for the Current Dystopia, He's in Love
1/4/2021 - Oh Good, Billy Baldwin Wants to Talk About Hilaria Baldwin!
1/4/2021 - Officials Are Starting to Get Creative With the Bungled Vaccine Rollout
1/3/2021 - Introducing the New Squad
1/3/2021 - Very Sad That These College Grads Had to Defer Their Dreams of Destroying the Earth
1/3/2021 - Olivia Jade Would Like to See Some Chill Vibes Now That Her Mom Is Done Serving Time, K?
1/3/2021 - Nancy Pelosi Wins Re-election, Will Continue on as Speaker of the House
1/3/2021 - It's Donald Trump vs. Numbers Apparently
1/3/2021 - Is Zoë Kravitz Vagueposting About Her Just-Made-Public Divorce?
1/2/2021 - Saturday Night Social: This Bitch
1/2/2021 - Pelosi and McConnell Got Graffito Tagged
1/2/2021 - Busy Philipps Wants Her Gay Kid to Live Their Life 'However the Fuck You Want'
1/1/2021 - Your Most Magical New Year's Eve
1/1/2021 - Extremely Chill: Illinois Is Expunging 500,000 Marijuana Arrest Records
1/1/2021 - Sydney Battle's 'Brooklyn Mom' Was the Perfect Joke for a Year When Not Much Was Funny
1/1/2021 - Some Asshole Deliberately Destroyed Hundreds of Vaccine Doses
1/1/2021 - Callie Russell, the Woman You Want If You're Stuck in the Wilderness
1/1/2021 - What Even Is a Hit Anymore?
1/1/2021 - Justin Bieber Is Angling to Be the Next Mustachioed Pastor of Hillsong [UPDATE]
1/1/2021 - This Is What Childcare Could Look Like