Sitemap: 2021 April | Jezebel

4/29/2021 - Joel Greenberg Confession Letter Claims He and Rep. Matt Gaetz Engaged In 'Sexual Activities' With a Minor

4/29/2021 - 'Doctor Who' Actor Noel Clarke Faces Allegations of Sexual Misconduct and Verbal Abuse From 20 Women

4/29/2021 - Adam Sandler Denied His Rooty Tooty Fresh N'Fruity

4/29/2021 - A 'Conservative Estimate' Shows Women Lost $800 Billion in Income During the Pandemic

4/29/2021 - Republicans Come Out Against Universal Daycare, Saying It's for Soviets and Abnormal People

4/29/2021 - I Think This Tall Duck Should Be Taller, Quite Frankly

4/29/2021 - Hollywood Moves to Make Intimacy Coordinators a Formalized Job

4/29/2021 - Anne Heche Drags Ellen DeGeneres While Rating Her Own Red Carpet Looks

4/29/2021 - Will and Kate Mark 10 Years of Marriage with a Beautiful Ralph Lauren Ad of a Video

4/29/2021 - Bethenny Frankel Has Taken Up Her Sword in the Cancel Culture Wars

4/29/2021 - Hundreds of People Reported Abnormal Menstruation After Being Tear Gassed in Portland

4/29/2021 - The Forging of Kate Middleton Into a Future Queen

4/29/2021 - Prince Charles Continues to Beef With Prince Harry, the Only Likable Member of His Family

4/29/2021 - Paid Sick Leave Could Have Prevented 7,500 Cases of Covid at Walmart

4/28/2021 - Blake Bailey Rumors Had Reportedly Been Circulating for Years Before Norton Axed His Philip Roth Biography

4/28/2021 - Please Allow Rudy Giuliani's Delightful Neighbor to Gleefully Tell You About the F.B.I. Raid on His Home

4/28/2021 - The 3 Men Indicted for the Murder of Ahmaud Arbery Have Also Been Charged With Federal Hate Crimes

4/28/2021 - Wait... A Real Housewives Extra Is Running For Mayor of NYC?

4/28/2021 - Catholic Bishops Might Ice Out Biden From Receiving Communion Because He's Pro-Abortion

4/28/2021 - Yet Another Hillsong Pastor Caught Maybe Sexting a Congregant!

4/28/2021 - Help, I Cannot Stop Listening to Willow Smith's Perfect New Pop-Punk Track

4/28/2021 - The CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund Should Give All Its Money to Independent Designers

4/28/2021 - Naomi Osaka Woke Up This Morning And Chose To Take All My Money

4/28/2021 - The Politics of Who Gets to Define 'Woke'

4/28/2021 - Joseline Hernandez Demands Her Flowers; Wendy Williams Throws Them at Her

4/28/2021 - Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help This Mom-To-Be Find Minimalist Maternity Clothes

4/28/2021 - Britney Spears Will Finally Speak On Her Own Behalf in Court Over Her Conservatorship

4/28/2021 - BTS, McDonald's, and the Fake Intimacy of the Celebrity Fast Food Meal

4/28/2021 - Rachel Bilson and Rami Malek Are Cool Again After That Photo Incident

4/28/2021 - The Writer of That Made-Up Kamala Harris Book Story Has Resigned From the New York Post

4/28/2021 - It's Official, the Internet Isn't Cool Anymore

4/27/2021 - Youn Yuh-jung Just Isn't That Impressed With Hollywood

4/27/2021 - More People Are Considering Cosmetic Procedures After a Year of Only Being Seen Through Their Webcams

4/27/2021 - At Least Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker Seem To Be Enjoying Themselves

4/27/2021 - Allow Stacey Abrams to Continue, Please

4/27/2021 - Don't Ever Listen to Joe Rogan

4/27/2021 - Tamisha Iman Deserves Everything, Even If RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Doesn't Deserve Tamisha Iman

4/27/2021 - Vaccinated Americans Can Breathe All Over Each Other Outdoors Again, Says CDC

4/27/2021 - Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos Are Having a Dudefight Over the Moon

4/27/2021 - The President's Entire Rolodex Is Getting Together to Host a Concert to Convince More People to Get Vaccinated

4/27/2021 - How Soon Until Someone Calls the Cops On a Child Wearing a Mask Because Tucker Carlson Told Them to?

4/27/2021 - Republicans Are Spreading a Cruel New Lie About Kamala Harris

4/27/2021 - The Jenner Sons Probably Won't Be Voting Caitlyn Jenner for Governor

4/27/2021 - Ross Dress for Less and My Discounted American Dream

4/27/2021 - Just Like Us, Billions of Cicadas Are Ready to Emerge for Giant Bug Orgy

4/26/2021 - Florida Private School Bans Vaccinated Teachers From Interacting With Students

4/26/2021 - Federal Judge Dismisses Lawsuit That Would Allow Schools to Misgender Trans Athletes

4/26/2021 - Department of Justice to Investigate Louisville Police Department Over the Death of Breonna Taylor

4/26/2021 - The Semi-Confirmed Cast of the Real Housewives 'All-Stars' Season Is a Nightmare Mix of Personalities

4/26/2021 - Fox News Is Kinda Sorta Sorry for Starting the Rumor That Biden Is Banning Beef

4/26/2021 - Woman Charged With Felony After Heinous Crime of Keeping a Sabrina the Teenage Witch VHS Rental for 20 Years

4/26/2021 - The Oscars Were Full of 'Firsts'

4/26/2021 - Nobody Watched the Damn Oscars

4/26/2021 - You Don't Have to Give Interviews, St. Vincent

4/26/2021 - We Need to Talk About Ansel Elgort in the West Side Story Teaser Trailer

4/26/2021 - Lana Del Rey Apparently Inspired a Capitol Rioter to Wear a Mesh Face Mask

4/26/2021 - The Conservative Supreme Court Has Picked a Cruel Time to Hear Their First Second Amendment Case in Over a Decade

4/26/2021 - Framing Britney Spears Filmmakers Set Their Sights on Janet Jackson's Super Bowl Humiliation

4/26/2021 - Alaska State Senator, Barred From Alaska Airlines After Whining About 'Mask Tyranny,' Now Has to Commute by 14-Hour Ferry Ride

4/26/2021 - The Suburban Nightmares Haunting the Lifetime Movie

4/26/2021 - Sisters with Transistors Explores the Avant-Garde History of Women Electronic Musicians

4/26/2021 - Looks Like Aaron Sorkin and Paulina Porizkova Are 'Dating'...?

4/25/2021 - Finally, Glenn Close Won at the Oscars

4/25/2021 - I Dare Anyone to Top Youn Yuh-jung's Oscar Speech

4/25/2021 - All the Sparkliest, Most Joyous Fashion On the 93rd Academy Awards Red Carpet

4/25/2021 - Bernie Sanders Leads Senators in Urging Joe Biden to Expand Medicare

4/25/2021 - What Time Are the 93rd Academy Awards?

4/25/2021 - Rita Wilson Says Scott Rudin Created a Hostile Workplace After She Told Him She Had Cancer

4/24/2021 - Saturday Night Social: Anyone Lose $100,000 Worth of Diamond Rings

4/24/2021 - Joe Biden Uses the Word 'Genocide' When Talking About the Armenian Genocide

4/24/2021 - He's Baaaaaaaaaaaack

4/23/2021 - Republican Women Starting to Wonder If Republican Men Aren't Just a Little Bit Sexist

4/23/2021 - Ariana Grande Will Not Be the Weeknd's Cartoon Fantasy

4/23/2021 - This Portrait of La Toya Jackson Drawn by a Young Janet Jackson Is a Scream

4/23/2021 - A Few Fly Oscars Red Carpet Looks of Yore to Inspire Us to Get the Hell Out of Our Sweatpants

4/23/2021 - The Weird, Sad, and Hyper-Local Tale of Ponzu, the Influencer Cat Who Died in a Brooklyn Park

4/23/2021 - Symone Better Win RuPaul's Drag Race Or Else

4/23/2021 - Imagine If Someone Would Ask Jenny McCarthy If She's Been Vaccinated

4/23/2021 - Caitlyn Jenner Announces Campaign to Make America Suffer Through Yet Another Celebrity Turned Politician

4/23/2021 - This Man Apparently Thought Telling People On Bumble He Stormed the Capitol Would Get Him a Date, But Instead It Got Him Arrested

4/23/2021 - Family Built Gender Reveal Explosion So Intense That Neighbors Mistook It For an Earthquake

4/23/2021 - Simone Biles Left Nike So Now We're All Leaving Nike

4/23/2021 - Andrew Yang Wants You to Know He Can Name Two Gay People and One Gay Bar

4/22/2021 - Nothing But Respect for These Anti-Work Icons, Who Got Married Four Times and Divorced Thrice for PTO

4/22/2021 - Men Are Foolishly Disqualifying Themselves from Hot Vax Summer

4/22/2021 - 'That Was Not My Birth Plan': Black Woman Who Was Shackled During Labor Settles NYPD Suit

4/22/2021 - A Bunch of the Worst TikTokers Just Got a Reality TV Show

4/22/2021 - Would It Be a Hate Crime If I Punched Josh Hawley In His Smug Little Face

4/22/2021 - The Best Dinner Is Dip Dinner

4/22/2021 - Dear Fuck-Up: How Do I Stop Obsessing Over My Ex?

4/22/2021 - Brett Kavanaugh Declares Children Deserve Life Sentences

4/22/2021 - What's Going On With Sophie Turner's Jeans?

4/22/2021 - One Small Thing: A Moisturizer Fit for Crones

4/22/2021 - Publisher Received Emails Accusing Disgraced Philip Roth Biographer of Rape, Which They Ignored

4/22/2021 - Photographer Who Turned Down an Invitation to Dine With Orcas Has Regrets

4/22/2021 - Elizabeth Olsen Is Truly Done With Social Media, Unlike, Uh, Some Other Celebrities

4/22/2021 - Finally, Some Not Terrible News For Trans Youth, This Time From North Dakota

4/22/2021 - Italian Legend Skips Work for 15 Years Before Anyone Notices

4/21/2021 - UK Tabloids Furious at Jane Austen Museum's Pivot to Accurate History

4/21/2021 - Level Forward, a Company Founded to Address Gender Discrimination in Hollywood, Is Apparently a Terrible Workplace for Women of Color

4/21/2021 - Guy Who Wrote About What a Giant Creep Philip Roth Is Turns Out to Also Allegedly Be a Giant Creep

4/21/2021 - Meghan and Harry Will Name the Baby When They Feel Like It

4/21/2021 - Vanita Gupta Confirmed Just In Time to Fuck With the Minneapolis Police Department

4/21/2021 - If You're Going to Do a 'Whale Tail,' Please Do It Right

4/21/2021 - Correctly Crediting Trans Journalists for Their Work Is 'Fraught,' According to The New York Times

4/21/2021 - Will You Watch Bethenny Frankel On the Apprentice: Girlboss Edition?

4/21/2021 - Students Gifted One More Year of Meals to Get Them Through the Rest of the Pandemic

4/21/2021 - Cher's Favorite Cher Songs Are... Not the Best Cher Songs

4/21/2021 - How Octavia Butler, the Person, Created Octavia Butler, the Writer

4/21/2021 - The Battle of 'Who Called It Off First' Begins Between Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez

4/21/2021 - Let's Hear It for Body Positivity Icon DJ Khaled

4/21/2021 - Columbus Police Killed 16-Year-Old Ma’Khia Bryant After She Reportedly Called Them for Help

4/20/2021 - Ex-President of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, Which Famously Has No Black Members, Expelled Over Racist Email

4/20/2021 - We Have No Idea If the Covid-19 Vaccines Impact Periods Because Of Course No One Checked

4/20/2021 - This Is Not Justice

4/20/2021 - This Looks So Uncomfortable Kylie Are You OK???

4/20/2021 - Jury Finds Derek Chauvin Guilty On All Counts in the Murder of George Floyd

4/20/2021 - Two-Thirds of Unvaccinated Jerks Say They Plan to Keep Being Jerks

4/20/2021 - What's Going On With Paris Hilton's Pivot to NFT Influencer?

4/20/2021 - Ted Lasso's Unkillable Optimism & Perfectly Shaped Mustache Could Not Have Returned at a Better Time

4/20/2021 - Thoughts I Had on 4/20 For No Particular Reason

4/20/2021 - Scott Rudin Is Stepping Down From More Producing Roles After Workplace Abuse Allegations

4/20/2021 - Robert De Niro Sure Does Seem to Love Suing Women Who Try to Leave Him

4/20/2021 - All Fro-Yo is Diet Culture

4/20/2021 - Help, Why Are These People Still Talking About Maxine Waters

4/20/2021 - Good News, We Can Finally Put the Demi Lovato Yogurt Saga to Bed

4/20/2021 - The Words ICE Uses to Talk About Migrants Don't Matter If ICE Still Exists

4/19/2021 - Ayanna Pressley Launches New Policy Pledge to Move the Needle on Progressive Goals

4/19/2021 - Stop Telling Me How I Feel!!!!!

4/19/2021 - A Banner Day for Bad Books

4/19/2021 - Happy Birthday Suri Cruise and Also Time Isn't Real

4/19/2021 - Nancy Pelosi Is Not Going to Censure Auntie Maxine, Who Is, Of Course, Right About Everything

4/19/2021 - Matthew McConaughey Can Only Be Governor of Texas If Richard Linklater Directs Him

4/19/2021 - Courtney Stodden Is Having a Blast With Elliot Page at the Gender Party

4/19/2021 - Deshaun Watson's Lawyer Suggests All 22 Women Accusing His Client of Sexual Misconduct Are Lying

4/19/2021 - Tramp Stamps and the Problem With 'Industry Plants'

4/19/2021 - The Feuds, Fights, and Petty Drama That Made James Charles a YouTube Celebrity

4/19/2021 - Sutton Foster Allegedly Threatened to Quit The Music Man If Producer Scott Rudin Didn't Step Down

4/19/2021 - Demi Lovato Is Beefing With a Frozen Yogurt Shop For Being a 'Diet Culture Vulture'

4/19/2021 - Cool, Medical Experts Still Can't Agree on When People Should Start Getting Mammograms

4/18/2021 - Scientists Now Free to Use Fetal Tissue to Find Life-Saving Treatments Under the Biden Administration

4/18/2021 - Paris Hilton Says She Has PTSD From Her Ex Leaking Their Sex Tape Without Her Consent

4/18/2021 - Chris Evans, If You're Reading This, Please Answer Lizzo's Instagram DM [UPDATE]

4/18/2021 - Half of American Adults Have Received at Least One Dose of a Covid Vaccine

4/18/2021 - Simon & Schuster Has Decided to Drop the Book by One of the Cops Who Shot Breonna Taylor

4/18/2021 - Taylour Paige and Zoë Kravitz Are 'a Thing,' the Latter Confirms

4/17/2021 - Saturday Night Social: Tamisha Iman!

4/17/2021 - Harry and William Said at Least One (1) Word at Each Other at Prince Philip's Funeral

4/17/2021 - Angel Olsen Confirms She's Gay in Cryptic New Instagram Post

4/16/2021 - Biden Is Not Going to Reverse Trump's Xenophobic, Deadly Refugee Policy... For Now

4/16/2021 - Megan Thee Stallion Took a Nice Trip to the Strip Club With About 57 of Her Closest Friends

4/16/2021 - Helen McCrory, Aunt Polly From Peaky Blinders, Has Died

4/16/2021 - Who Is This a Picture Of? Wrong Answers Only

4/16/2021 - Jennifer Carroll Foy Knows She's the Best Person to Take Virginia Into the Future

4/16/2021 - The Real Housewives of Dallas's Brief Encounter With a Pet Psychic Has Left Me Shaken

4/16/2021 - Chrissy Teigen Has Returned to Twitter of Her Own Free Will, Unlike the Rest of Us Hostages

4/16/2021 - Well, Drew Barrymore Was Certainly On One This Week

4/16/2021 - Couples Therapy's Dr. Orna Guralnik on Season 2, Surviving a Pandemic, and Her Savior Complex

4/16/2021 - To the Surprise of No One, a Bunch of Cops Donated Money to Kyle Rittenhouse

4/16/2021 - A Best-Selling Book, a Pair of Ambitious Influencers, and the $400 Sweater Forcing a Reckoning Among Climate Activists

4/16/2021 - The 'Other Woman' in the J.Lo/A-Rod Breakup Speaks

4/16/2021 - Disneyland Fanatics Are Foaming at the Mouth for the Park to Reopen

4/15/2021 - Former CBS News President Once Held Up a 'I Hate My Job' Sign In Corporate Budget Meeting

4/15/2021 - Fyre Festival Ticket Holders Can Finally Move On From the Pain of Being Embarrassed on the Internet

4/15/2021 - The Gucci Heirs Are Not Happy With Lady Gaga Or Al Pacino

4/15/2021 - Bodycam Footage in Chicago Cop Shooting Reveals Prosecutor 'Misspoke' by Saying 13-Year-Old Was Definitively Armed

4/15/2021 - Cop Who Raided Breonna Taylor's Apartment & Sued Her Boyfriend For Emotional Distress Will Be Torturing Her Family With a Book

4/15/2021 - Looks Like Aidan the Furniture Man is Coming to Sex and the City: We're Doing It Again!

4/15/2021 - Younger Will Have a Covid-Free Final Season, Thank God

4/15/2021 - Like a Good Reality TV Momager, Queen Elizabeth Will Use Strategic Seating to Keep Harry and William From Fighting at Grandfather's Funeral

4/15/2021 - Hot Soup Can Protester Is Single, Prepared for Dinner, and Wants You to Donate to Daunte Wright's Memorial Fund

4/15/2021 - Should Fessy Have Eaten the Testicles?

4/15/2021 - Love This Divorce For Jen

4/15/2021 - Brave Cops Fight Breast Cancer By Arresting People Using Pink Handcuffs

4/15/2021 - Ivanka Trump Is Back—and Vaccinated, Much to Her Followers' Chagrin

4/15/2021 - J.Lo and A-Rod, a.k.a. Mom and Dad, Are Officially Donezo—For Good

4/15/2021 - Yet Another True Crime Podcast Has Helped Catch an Alleged Killer

4/14/2021 - Sure Sounds Like the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation Tried to Blame a Police Shooting on a Dead Teenager

4/14/2021 - Incarcerated Woman Wins Right to Abortion in Nebraska

4/14/2021 - 'I Don't Identify As She Or Her': Courtney Stodden Joins the Party

4/14/2021 - Cop Who Killed Daunte Wright Charged With Second-Degree Manslaughter, But the Wright Family Wants More

4/14/2021 - TikTok Teens Are Repeating Your Early 2000s Fashion Mistakes. It's Fine

4/14/2021 - Not to Defend the Wildly Rich, But Why Does WWE's Stephanie McMahon Make Less Than Her Husband?

4/14/2021 - Bobby Brown Says He Thinks Nick Gordon Was Responsible for Bobby Kristina's and Whitney Houston's Deaths

4/14/2021 - Fast & Furious Is Back to Teach Us How to Throw Ourselves Out a Car Window Without Messing Up Our Hair

4/14/2021 - From Boy Band Thrusting to the Magic Mike 'Dolphin': A Vital, Long Overdue History of Stage Humping

4/14/2021 - Please Help Me Figure Out What Gal Godot's Wonder Woman Has to Do With Princess Diana

4/14/2021 - Chet Hanks's Ex-Girlfriend Files Assault Lawsuit Against Him On the Premiere Day of 'White Boy Summer'

4/14/2021 - Bernie Madoff Makes His Way Off to Hell But Does Not Get to Take Lil Nas X's Stripper Pole Down There

4/14/2021 - Shocker: Colton Underwood, the 29-Year-Old Virgin Bachelor, Is Gay

4/14/2021 - There Is No After

4/14/2021 - Whoever Kidnapped Darius, One of the World's Longest Living Rabbits, Is Going to Hell

4/13/2021 - Unfortunately, It'll Take More Than a Live-Streamed Concert To End the Coronavirus Pandemic

4/13/2021 - Appeals Court Upholds Ohio Down Syndrome Abortion Law

4/13/2021 - Prince Philip Was Really Into Aliens

4/13/2021 - Dangerous Anti-Capitalists Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley, and Mike Lee Are Trying to Cancel Baseball

4/13/2021 - This Is What Happens When You Accuse Jake Paul of Sexual Assault

4/13/2021 - Brooklyn Center Police Chief, Cop Who Shot and Killed Daunte Wright Both Resigned

4/13/2021 - I'm Just Thinking About These Buff Little Marshmallows

4/13/2021 - Allow Me to Mindhunt the 'Creepy' G-Man Accused of Terrorizing His Women Coworkers in the FBI

4/13/2021 - Would You Drive Justin Bieber's Tour Bus?

4/13/2021 - Biden-Harris Administration Injected A Ton Of Money Into Addressing Black Maternal Health

4/13/2021 - Pig Royalty Is Best in Show

4/13/2021 - Care Has Always Been Infrastructure

4/13/2021 - 'She Can't Really Sing': The Best Real Housewives Hot Mic Moments

4/13/2021 - Let's Look at Britney Spears's Instagram for Just One Moment

4/13/2021 - Did Usher Tip Strippers With Fake Money With His Face Printed On It? An Investigation

4/13/2021 - Republicans Aren't Above Filibustering an Anti-Asian Hate Crimes Bill

4/12/2021 - Bad Dog Gets a Shot at Being Good

4/12/2021 - Biden Lifts Restrictions on Abortion Pills for the Remainder of the Pandemic

4/12/2021 - Screening Promising Young Woman on College Campuses Is Probably Not the Best Stand-in for Consent Ed

4/12/2021 - I Literally Did Not Know Brenda Song and Macaulay Culkin Were Together Or Having a Baby

4/12/2021 - The Talk Holds a Very Special Episode to Heal from Sharon Osbourne

4/12/2021 - I'll Take Two of Everything From Cardi B's New Ass-Contouring Athletic Wear Collection

4/12/2021 - No Accident

4/12/2021 - 'Orphans and Widows... It Makes You Feel Sick': The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Trailer Has Arrived

4/12/2021 - The Beat Goes On (And On... And On)

4/12/2021 - The Bonkers, Sordid History of Matt Gaetz's Friend Joel Greenberg

4/12/2021 - Is Andrew Yang Trolling?

4/12/2021 - Doctors Forgot to Warn People With Breasts That the Covid Vaccine Could Affect Their Next Mammogram

4/12/2021 - A Completist's Guide to the WoW Presents Plus App, by 2 Experts Who Watched Every Single Show

4/12/2021 - Meanwhile, Kourtney Kardashian Is Just Living Her Life

4/12/2021 - Trump Denies Matt Gaetz Solidarity as Fellow Creepy Man

4/11/2021 - Charlyne Yi Tried to Quit Disaster Artist Over James Franco Allegations

4/11/2021 - What Has Andrew Yang Ever Done for Abortion Rights?

4/11/2021 - Tragically, 'Drivers License' Singer Olivia Rodrigo Has Gotten a Parking Ticket

4/11/2021 - Area Legend Youn Yuh-jung Calls Brits a Buncha Snobs During Her BAFTA Acceptance Speech

4/11/2021 - Another Banger from Bowen Yang

4/11/2021 - Does Gretchen Whitmer Really Think 'Personal Responsibility' Will Do Anything to Covid Rates?

4/11/2021 - Gigi Gorgeous Came Out Again!!!!

4/10/2021 - Saturday Night Social: The Friends Reunion Is Coming

4/10/2021 - Something Incredibly Obvious I Only Just Realized About Taylor Swift's 'Fifteen'

4/10/2021 - January Jones Killed a Snake Who Might Have Been an Angel Disguised as a Snake to Test Her

4/9/2021 - Time to Pack the Courts? Biden Is (Finally) Gathering a Team to Find Out

4/9/2021 - I'm Looking Forward to Watching Ziwe Make White People Squirm On a Bigger Screen

4/9/2021 - This Cell Phone Cooking Game Has Me Irate Over Its Slander of New York Cuisine

4/9/2021 - Michelle Visage Is Not-So-Secretly the Greatest Living Television Host

4/9/2021 - The Best Time I Ever Had at a Club Was Watching TV in My Living Room

4/9/2021 - Drew It Yourself (With Some Help From Bobby Flay and Puppies)

4/9/2021 - Of Course Fox News Is Blaming Oprah For Prince Philip's Death

4/9/2021 - Woman Accusing NFL's Deshaun Watson of Sexual Assault Must Share Identity, Judge Rules

4/9/2021 - Happy Born Day to Taylor Swift's First Re-Recorded Album Fearless (Taylor's Version)

4/9/2021 - Emails Show Amazon Asking the Postal Service to Install Dubious Mailbox Ahead of Union Vote

4/9/2021 - An Era Closes for the British Crown: Prince Philip Has Died

4/8/2021 - Will You Overcome Post-Pandemic Anxiety to Have the Horniest Summer of Your Life?

4/8/2021 - Matt Gaetz Reportedly Used an Accused Sex Trafficker as a Middleman to Venmo a Teen

4/8/2021 - Good News for People Who Like Outfits: The Met Gala Is Happening

4/8/2021 - I'm Pretty Sure Kim Kardashian Made a Lesbian Joke About Kourtney Kardashian and Addison Rae

4/8/2021 - This Woman Managed to Conceive a Baby When She Was Already Pregnant With Another One

4/8/2021 - But He Was Always Nice to Me: Matt Gaetz Edition

4/8/2021 - Girl, What the Fuck Is This?

4/8/2021 - Dear Fuck-Up: I Feel Guilty That I Reneged on My Best Friend

4/8/2021 - Trump Creep Brad Parscale's Comeback Plan Now Includes Caitlyn Jenner

4/8/2021 - JoJo Siwa Is a Legend

4/8/2021 - The Weight

4/8/2021 - Peepaw Needs a Ring Light... Quickly

4/8/2021 - College Track Coach Allegedly Used a Horrible Scheme to Steal Explicit Photos From Students' Phones for Blackmail

4/8/2021 - The First Woman Hired to Write for Wonder Woman Has Died

4/8/2021 - Khloé Kardashian Explains Why She Wants to Erase That 'Bad' Picture

4/8/2021 - What's a President Got to Do to Get a Chair Around Here? (Be a Man)

4/7/2021 - In the Grand Tradition of Mississippi White Dudes, Top Mississippi Election Offical Publicly Advocates for Suppressing the 'Woke' Vote

4/7/2021 - Utah Now Making Fathers Chip in for Medical Costs Accumulated by Children They Sire

4/7/2021 - Oh My God This Imaginary Selena Gomez and Kendall Jenner Drama Is Ridiculous

4/7/2021 - Dead TERFs Allegedly Furious That Torrey Peters's Book Is Good

4/7/2021 - They'll Give Anyone a Book Deal

4/7/2021 - In Praise of Dangerous Ideas

4/7/2021 - Maybe Marianne Williamson Was Right

4/7/2021 - I Will Absolutely Taxidermy My Cat After She Dies

4/7/2021 - Fur Moms Against Pawdicures

4/7/2021 - Khloé Kardashian's Bikini Photo Is This Week's Cinnamon Toast Crunch Shrimp Tails

4/7/2021 - Remembering John Q., a Hostage Thriller Where the Hospital Is the Terrorist

4/7/2021 - Feign Shock With Me as Reports Claim Scott Rudin Is a Tyrannical Asshole

4/7/2021 - Leslie Jordan Accidentally Let Slip That Rue McClanahan Lost Her Money to Bernie Madoff

4/7/2021 - Nothing Says 'I'm Innocent' Quite Like Matt Gaetz Requesting a Pre-Emptive Pardon From Trump

4/7/2021 - 'Meat Is Magic': The Women Who Are Committed Carnivores

4/7/2021 - Please, Someone, Stop the Celebrities From Running For Office!

4/6/2021 - Two of the 22 Women Accusing Deshaun Watson of Sexual Misconduct Went Public With Their Stories

4/6/2021 - DJ Bassnectar Faces Lawsuit Over Alleged Sexual Abuse of Underage Girls

4/6/2021 - Sheryl Underwood Says She Hasn't Spoken to Sharon Osbourne

4/6/2021 - Taylor Swift Dropped a Throwback Banger From Her Early-Petty Season

4/6/2021 - There's No Hell Hot Enough for Arkansas Republicans Who Are Fucking With the Lives of Trans Kids

4/6/2021 - Let's Gooooooooooo

4/6/2021 - Does Trump Have a Statue Of Himself in His Home Office?

4/6/2021 - Kehlani: 'Wanna Know What's New About Me? I Finally Know I'm a Lesbian'

4/6/2021 - Of Course There's Sugar in Oat Milk....?

4/6/2021 - Ray Fisher Says He Had to Explain 'What Would Be Offensive' When Working With Joss Whedon, and Was Threatened For It

4/6/2021 - The Convenient Lie of 'Objectivity'

4/6/2021 - New York May Actually Tax the Rich

4/6/2021 - Katie Hill Has a Message For Matt Gaetz: Resign

4/6/2021 - Pete Davidson Finally Moved Out of His Mother's Basement

4/6/2021 - Vaccine Passports (or Something Like Them) May Be Coming Soon

4/5/2021 - More Evidence That BMI Isn't a Helpful Measure of Anything

4/5/2021 - Harvey Weinstein's Lawyers Are Requesting a New Trial Because of a Juror's Novel

4/5/2021 - Congratulations to Sophia the Robot, Who Is Far More Successful Than Me

4/5/2021 - Here's How All Your Favorite Celebs Spent the Day Drenched in the Blood of Jesus Christ

4/5/2021 - Matt Gaetz's Desperate PR Campaign Is Not Doing What He Thinks It's Doing

4/5/2021 - Science Reveals That Hitting Just 50 Percent of a Set of Twins Is Not, In Fact, Good Parenting

4/5/2021 - New York Politician Defends Free Speech By Wearing the Ugliest Shoe I Have Ever Seen

4/5/2021 - Arkansas Governor Belatedly Realizes Wanting Trans Kids to Die Is Perhaps a Bad Look

4/5/2021 - Kandy Muse, Though?

4/5/2021 - Guns Don't Kill People, Lack of Access to a Free 100-Foot Yacht Kills People

4/5/2021 - 69 Questions About Godzilla vs. Kong and Millie Bobby Brown's Fluoride Conspiracy Theories

4/5/2021 - The Tragic Humanity of Kong

4/5/2021 - Godzilla and Kong Should Kiss

4/5/2021 - White Evangelical Christians Refuse Covid Vaccine Because of Antichrist, God

4/5/2021 - Has Mariah Carey Never Received a Shot Before?

4/5/2021 - Who Does Cancel Culture Serve?

4/5/2021 - Pandemic Disney World Guests Even More Rabid Than Normal Disney World Guests

4/4/2021 - Don't Trust The Birds

4/4/2021 - Thandiwe Newton Is Reclaiming Her Name

4/4/2021 - Nearly a Fifth of Americans Are Fully Vaccinated, but the Pandemic's Not Over Yet

4/4/2021 - Deb Haaland Creates New Unit to Investigate Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women

4/4/2021 - Daniel Kaluuya Urges Beanie Babies to Consider the Incel Demographic on Last Night's SNL

4/4/2021 - Kate Winslet Says She Knows 'at Least Four' Closeted Actors Who Are 'Terrified' to Come Out

4/3/2021 - Saturday Night Social: What Does Godzilla vs. Kong Mean for the Future of Lesbian Cinema?

4/3/2021 - New Reminder of Your Inevitable Mortality Just Dropped

4/3/2021 - Heather Gay Keeps Calm, Carries on the Spon

4/2/2021 - America's Best Southern Man, Leslie Jordan, Once Spat on Gary Busey Because of 'Hypoglycaemia'

4/2/2021 - There's Already a Strong Contender for Song of the Summer

4/2/2021 - Are Benson And Stabler Gonna Bang Now Or What?

4/2/2021 - Army Investigating Allegation of Sexual Assault at Training Base Involving 22 Assailants

4/2/2021 - These Guys Always Tell Us Who They Are

4/2/2021 - Rewatching Heathers, the Violent Dark Comedy That Made '80s Teen Films Seem Like Reindeer Games

4/2/2021 - Goodbye to That Hot Man: Regé-Jean Page Is Leaving Bridgerton

4/2/2021 - Well Look Who It Is

4/2/2021 - Hello, Is This Building Actually Called Penis?

4/2/2021 - Gayle King Attempts to Talk Some Sense Into Drew Barrymore

4/2/2021 - Dear Lady Gaga, I Am Going to Steal All Your Wigs

4/2/2021 - RHOSLC's Brooks Marks Inserts Himself in Jen Shah Discourse, Then Has Mommy Walk it Back

4/2/2021 - Michael Strahan's Tooth Gap Got Me Good!

4/2/2021 - We Asked Fitness Experts to Explain Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene's Controversial Workout Routine

4/2/2021 - Anna Sorokin Is Reportedly in ICE Custody

4/1/2021 - Confirmed Creep Rep. Matt Gaetz Reportedly Showed Nude Photos of Women to Other Legislators

4/1/2021 - Trans Youth Have Always Sought Out Gender-Affirming Medical Care

4/1/2021 - Sofia Vergara's Ex Sucks A Lot

4/1/2021 - Andrew Yang's Mayoral Campaign Has Released an Original Rap Song and Accompanying Music Video and I Can't Stop Cackling

4/1/2021 - I Have a Genius Idea for Small Kitchens and No, I'm Not High

4/1/2021 - Kim Kardashian's Divorce Lawyer Shares Thoughts on Marriage, Celebrity, and Laura Dern's Great Arms

4/1/2021 - You Can Just Use Hair Gel to Get the Instagram Angry Cat Eyebrow

4/1/2021 - Please Give Me What This Guy Is Smoking

4/1/2021 - Are You Having a Nice Opening Day Or Do You Live With a Yankees Fan?

4/1/2021 - Miss Michelle Visage, Girl, Where Have You Been!?

4/1/2021 - Are You Surprised That Ivanka's 'Global Women's Empowerment' Initiative Was a Flop?

4/1/2021 - Khloé Kardashian and Kris Jenner Have the Same 'Cheeks'....?

4/1/2021 - The Shah Chalet Was Also a Sham

4/1/2021 - Yet Another Gender Reveal Has Ended in Tragedy