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2020 October
10/30/2020 - Tell Us About Your Most Stressful Halloween Celebration
10/30/2020 - What's the Real Reason Trump Canceled His Election Night Bash At His Hotel?
10/30/2020 - White Professor Who Pretended She Was Mexican Wasn't Even Creative About Her Scam
10/30/2020 - Harry Styles's 'Golden' Music Video Is a Glorious Ode to Shroomin', Probably
10/30/2020 - A Brief Engagement With Some of the Inanimate Entities Imploring Me to Vote
10/30/2020 - Remembering the Sartorial Choices of America's Worst Women
10/30/2020 - Dr. Phil Kind of Handed Drew Barrymore Her Ass This Week
10/30/2020 - Beyoncé Is
British Vogue
's December Cover Star, Thank God
10/30/2020 - Meet the Republican New Guard—the Far-Right, QAnon-Fueled Answer to the Squad
10/30/2020 - How America Has Rebuilt After Its Worst Presidents
10/30/2020 - Living Through History Fucking Sucks
10/30/2020 - Bank Notes, Vegetables, and KFC: This Month With the Royals
10/30/2020 - Halloween Sucks This Year (And Every Year)
10/30/2020 - Conveniently, Ivanka Trump Comes Out as Anti-Abortion
10/30/2020 - Joni Ernst and the White Lie of 'Conservative Feminism'
10/30/2020 - Why Is Lil Wayne Doing This Shit?
10/30/2020 - Standing in the Doorway: The Dream of a Woman on a Winning Presidential Ticket
10/30/2020 - Bette Midler Will Bring Out Prosthetic Teeth For a Spooky
Hocus Pocus
Reunion
10/29/2020 - Senator Kelly Loeffler Claims She's 'Not Familiar' With Trump's Pussygate Comments
10/29/2020 - Joe Biden Is Calling For A National Mask Mandate
10/29/2020 - Bachelorette Clare Crawley Liked Tweets Saying That Producers Pushed Her Out Of The Show
10/29/2020 - Brett Kavanaugh Fucked Up a Legal Detail in Wild Supreme Court Decision About Voting and Had to Issue a Correction
10/29/2020 - Did Ellen DeGeneres Ruin Chrishell Stause's Chance at Being The Bachelorette?
10/29/2020 - A Tale of Two Grifters: The Winding, Parallel Careers of George and Kellyanne Conway
10/29/2020 -
The Crown
Season Four Trailer Has a Lot of Great Gowns, Beautiful Gowns
10/29/2020 - A Brief, Slobbery, Romantic History of Bobbing for Apples
10/29/2020 - RuPaul Devastated to Learn Cory Booker Is a Cousin One Year Too Late to Cash In
10/29/2020 - People Are Getting Weird About AOC Again
10/29/2020 - The Girl Scouts Post, Delete Tweet Congratulating Amy Coney Barrett For Her Groundbreaking New Role Oppressing Women
10/29/2020 -
The Great British Bake Off
Exists Thanks to Coal-Fired Ovens
10/29/2020 - Harry Styles's Car Broke Down in Front of a Fan's House, So He Fed Her Fish (This Is Not Fanfic)
10/29/2020 - 'I See This As a Big Turning Point': Gen-Z Voters On Their First Time at the Polls
10/29/2020 - No More Celebrities as Politicians, Please
10/29/2020 - French Actor Gérard Depardieu's Rape Case Will Be Reopened
10/28/2020 - Poland Deploys Riot Police on Protesters Rallying Against Near-Total Abortion Ban
10/28/2020 - Turns Out CBS Won't Be Paying
Rachael Ray
Crew As Promised After All
10/28/2020 - Brad Pitt, Lone Wolf Once More
10/28/2020 - Biden Camp Sends Kamala Harris to Lasso Up Some Votes In Texas, Now a Swing State?
10/28/2020 - How the Stage Was Set for Trump to Steal the Election
10/28/2020 - This (True) Scary Story About a Severed Hand Gives Me the Heebie Jeebies
10/28/2020 - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Warned Ted Yoho About the Smoke Before She Lit His Ass Up
10/28/2020 - Half-True Crime: Why the Stranger-Danger Panic of the '80s Took Hold and Refuses to Let Go
10/28/2020 -
Vanderpump Rules
' Scheana Shay Is Pregnant, Gives Birth to Clearblue Brand Partnership
10/28/2020 - Ok, Hear Me Out: Maybe Adele and Skepta Are Dating?????
10/28/2020 - Matthew McConaughey's Prophetic Wet Dreams, And Other Revelations From His Memoir
10/28/2020 - Everybody Hates Dale:
The Bachelorette
, Week 3
10/28/2020 - Why Cori Bush Still Has Hope
10/28/2020 - Trump's Final Message to His Loyal Supporters: Eat Shit and Freeze
10/28/2020 - 'I'm Fearfully Hopeful': Conversations With 14 Women Voters Across the Country
10/28/2020 - Sam Smith Has Hair Plugs and They Are NOT Ashamed!!
10/28/2020 - The DOJ Can't Defend Trump Against E. Jean Carroll's Defamation Suit (For Now)
10/27/2020 - Kansas City Activist to Board of Police Commissioners: 'You Age Like Trash When You're Racist'
10/27/2020 - The Supreme Court Is Already Considering Hearing A Case That Could Bring Down Roe V. Wade
10/27/2020 - We Get It Kim, You're Rich
10/27/2020 - Dumb Broke Bitch Spends Government Money on Fancy-Ass Candles
10/27/2020 - Cock Kills Cop
10/27/2020 - One Thing We Can All Agree On: Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton Are Engaged
10/27/2020 - Working Moms Shouldn't Have to Clean Up the Government's Mess
10/27/2020 - Tana French's Newest Book Did Not Need a Halfbaked Black Lives Matter Subplot
10/27/2020 - Report Finds 19 Women at ICE Detention Center Were Subject to Aggressive Gynecological Treatments Without Consent
10/27/2020 - Kanye West and Jennifer Aniston Collide in Spectacular Explosion of Nothingness
10/27/2020 - Is There More to Sarah Cooper Than Lip-Syncing Trump?
10/27/2020 - 10 More Terrifying Tales to Haunt Your Nightmares
10/27/2020 - The Best Tool Against an Inconvenient Royal Woman: Witchcraft Accusations
10/27/2020 - Thank the Satanic Panic for
Beetlejuice
,
The Addams Family
, and the Golden Age of Creepy Kids' Shit
10/27/2020 - NXIVM 'Sex Cult' Leader Keith Raniere Has Been Sentenced to 120 Years in Prison [Updated]
10/27/2020 - Drake Put Raisins in the What Now?
10/27/2020 - Colleges Are Cutting Everything But Tuition
10/26/2020 - The Supreme Court Tells Wisconsin Voters to Fuck Off
10/26/2020 - The Amy Coney Barrett Confirmation Is a Farce
10/26/2020 - Money Isn't Real, and Cardi B Isn't 'Depreciating' the Value of a Birkin Bag
10/26/2020 - Congratulations to Rand Paul, Who Has a Particularly Stupid Coronavirus Idea Involving Seniors and a Cruise Ship
10/26/2020 - Here's Emrata's Spoken-Word Poetry Pregnancy Reveal
10/26/2020 - Glorious Evidence of
The Bachelorette
's Dale Moss Modeling Costumes for Party City
10/26/2020 - Pricks in Public: A Microhistory
10/26/2020 - The Met's Costume Institute Wants Me to Think About Time As If I Don't Already Do That Enough
10/26/2020 - Wendy Williams Seems to Address Odd On-Air Behavior: 'I'm Not Perfect'
10/26/2020 - Halloween Was in Full Swing at America's Most Haunted House
10/26/2020 - The Trump Administration Plot to Turn Santas Into Covid-Vaccine Influencers
10/26/2020 - Is Wendy Williams Okay?
10/26/2020 - 10 Scary Stories to Ensure You Never Sleep Again
10/26/2020 - The Trump Administration Is Completely Giving Up On that Whole Pandemic Thing
10/25/2020 - Good Job, Everyone: Early 2020 Voters Have Already Exceeded Early Voters in 2016
10/25/2020 - What Are the Murder Hornets Trying to Tell Us?
10/25/2020 - Dominic West and Lily James Could Get Fined for Their PDA Sesh
10/25/2020 - Noted Covid Understander Mike Pence Won't Quarantine Despite Likely Exposure
10/25/2020 - Please Enjoy These Crumbs Adele Threw at Us on
Saturday Night Live
10/25/2020 - I Guess Armie Hammer Wasn't One of the White Celebs Who Got Divorced Over Racial Politics
10/24/2020 - Saturday Night Social: Lisa Murkowski Eat Shit Challenge
10/24/2020 - New Exposé Details How Anna Wintour Has 'Sidelined and Tokenized' Black Women at
Vogue
10/24/2020 - Did Someone Say 'More
Borat
News'? No? Well, Here's Some Anyway!
10/23/2020 - Clinging to Her Last Shred of Relevance, Megyn Kelly Makes Nice With Donald Trump
10/23/2020 - Tell Us About the Most Mortifying Thing You've Ever Done
10/23/2020 - Does Ariana Grande's 'Positions' Sound Familiar to You?
10/23/2020 - Did Fox Fire Melissa Francis in the Middle of an Equal Pay Dispute? [Updated]
10/23/2020 - Manhattan's Mission Chinese Was Reportedly a Brutal, Racist Place to Work
10/23/2020 - Drew Barrymore Has Finally Revealed What Drug She's On
10/23/2020 - Join Us On Instagram Live at 2 P.M. For a Chat With Genius Author Myriam Gurba
10/23/2020 - Akwaeke Emezi Reinvents the Adage that Families Are Not What They Seem
10/23/2020 - We're In the 'My Dad Is Bigger Than Your Dad' Stage of the Election
10/23/2020 - Madison Cawthorn, Republican Rising Star, Claims He's Not Racist After Creating Racist Website
10/23/2020 - Why Is Everyone Mad at Irene, Singer in K-Pop Group Red Velvet?
10/23/2020 - Here's Some Old Jennifer Lawrence/Anderson Cooper Drama
10/23/2020 - Santa Meet and Greets Are Going Virtual
10/22/2020 - U.S. Signs Anti-Abortion Declaration With A Group Of Primarily Conservative Governments
10/22/2020 - Joe Biden's Face Said What His Mouth and Body Could Not
10/22/2020 - Amber Rose Says Kanye West Has Bullied Her 'For 10 Years'
10/22/2020 - It's the Final Countdown: Welcome the Last Presidential Debate of 2020
10/22/2020 - Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson Are Cuddling Again, Unfortunately
10/22/2020 - Every Question Is Biased, Hateful, and Rude to the Biased, Hateful, and Rude Man
10/22/2020 - Why Did Blake Lively Draw Heels On Her Feet For An Instagram Post About Voting?
10/22/2020 - Video Game Daddy Nathan Drake Will Be Played By Local Abercrombie Model
10/22/2020 - Dear Fuck-Up: Why Won't My Friend Text Me Back?
10/22/2020 - The Men Are At the Gate: Repeller Has Fallen
10/22/2020 - Dutch Man Claims He Hacked Trump's Twitter With the Extremely Clever Password 'Maga2020!'
10/22/2020 - Yeehaw, Noah Cyrus Wore Nude Bodyhose At the 2020 CMT Awards
10/22/2020 - The Guerrilla Girls On Fighting Art World Sexism Since 1985
10/22/2020 - There Aren't Many Answers in Ghislaine Maxwell's Long-Anticipated Deposition
10/22/2020 - Revisiting
Nickellennium
, The Millennial Time Capsule of a Brighter World That Never Came
10/22/2020 - Here's How Not to Interview the World's Biggest Girl Group
10/22/2020 - Now That Anna Wintour Is Single, Maybe She and Bill Nighy Can Be Together Forever
10/22/2020 - Chris Christie Bravely Takes a Stand for Mask Wearing, 8 Months Too Late
10/21/2020 - In Texas, Social Workers Can Now Turn Away Clients Based on Their Sexual Orientation, Gender or Disabilities
10/21/2020 - Jennifer Lawrence Stopped Being a Republican Because of Trump
10/21/2020 - Shonda Rhimes' Final Straw With ABC Was Over a Disneyland Pass
10/21/2020 - So Brave: Local Republican Will Not Vote for Petulant Dictator (Who Is Baldly Losing)
10/21/2020 - Rudy Giuliani vs. Borat: Is Team No One an Option?
10/21/2020 - QuiBye!
10/21/2020 - And Now For Some Adorable Babies in Halloween Costumes
10/21/2020 - Amy Coney Barrett's Recent Tenure on the Board of an Anti-LGBT School Network Is Extremely Alarming
10/21/2020 - Former Classmates of Republican Star Madison Cawthorn Detail a Pattern of 'Predatory Behavior' Towards Women
10/21/2020 - Pope Francis Still Trying to Be Cool Catholic Dad, Says Same-Sex Couples Should Be 'Legally Covered'
10/21/2020 - Breaking: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Ilhan Omar Are Big Fuckin' Nerds, Attract Over 400,000 to Twitch Stream
10/21/2020 -
The Bachelorette
, Week 2: Clare Crawley's Love Language Is 'Dale Moss'
10/21/2020 - How America Invented the White Woman Who Just Loves Fall
10/21/2020 - Susan Sarandon Is Trying to Start Dusty Beef With Cher Over a Movie from 1987?
10/21/2020 - Reformation Conveniently Finds Its Workplace Culture Is 'Not Racist'
10/20/2020 - Grand Juror in Breonna Taylor Case Claims Jury Was Not Presented With Homicide Charges
10/20/2020 - Lawyers Are Still Struggling To Reunite Over 500 Migrant Children With Their Parents
10/20/2020 - Apparently, Camila Cabello Inspired Every Song Shawn Mendes Has Ever Written, Which Makes No Sense
10/20/2020 - Drama Queen Donald Trump Reportedly Walked Out of
60 Minutes
Interview
10/20/2020 - The Plaintiff and the Defendant in Landmark Same Sex Marriage Case Both Agree That Amy Coney Barrett Should Not Be on the Supreme Court
10/20/2020 - So It Looks Like Sen. Kelly Loeffler Does, Indeed, Have a Portrait of Chairman Mao in Her Home
10/20/2020 - Phil Collins Probably Did Not Feel This Coming In the Air
10/20/2020 - Demi Lovato Believes Aliens Will Save Us From a Nuclear Apocalypse If Everyone Meditates Really Hard
10/20/2020 - Jeffrey Toobin Was Allegedly Sexually Inappropriate Long Before He Jerked Off on Zoom
10/20/2020 - Is Chris Pratt a Republican? I Tortured Myself With a Decade of Internet History For the Truth
10/20/2020 - Tiffany Trump Awkwardly Courts LGBTQ Voters By Role-Playing 'Straight Girl at a Gay Bar'
10/20/2020 - The Fantasies That Made Sense of a Senseless Year
10/20/2020 - The Danish Man Who Murdered Journalist Kim Wall Has Been Recaptured After Breaking Out of Prison
10/20/2020 - A Terrifying (True) Tale About a Haunted Shed That's Also a Portal to The Underworld
10/20/2020 - America's Worst Couple Might Not Be Getting Married?!
10/20/2020 - Exxon Mobile Has Not Joined 'the Resistance'
10/19/2020 - Judge Rules It's Not Too Late to Prosecute the Rape Allegations Against Danny Masterson
10/19/2020 - Rush Limbaugh, Evil Bigot, Isn't Long for This World
10/19/2020 - What Would You Miss Most If You Were Serving Time for Insider Trading? For Martha Stewart, It Was Lemons
10/19/2020 - Trump Preps for Presidential Debate by Continually Shitting on the Black Woman Moderating It
10/19/2020 - Judge Rules Disney Free to Fire Employee Who Took Paternity Leave Because His Wife, Not Him, Was Pregnant
10/19/2020 - This 'Dick Out on a Zoom Call' Story Is a Nightmare Scenario [Updated]
10/19/2020 - Harvey Weinstein Can Stay His Ass in Prison While Appealing His Rape Conviction
10/19/2020 - Welp, Tamron Hall Got Into it With Amy Winehouse's Father on Television
10/19/2020 - Pathetic Trump Calls Dr. Fauci a 'Disaster' Following Damning
60 Minutes
Interview
10/19/2020 - No Reporter at the
NY Post
Wanted to Smear the Bidens With Russian Disinfo Except a Woman Who Grammed a Photo With Roger Stone
10/19/2020 - WeWoreWhat's Danielle Bernstein Is Suing a Small Business After Allegedly Stealing Yet Another Design
10/19/2020 - What the Dip in This Romance Heroine’s Butt Meant to Me
10/19/2020 - Chris Pratt, Just Come Out and Say You're a Republican, Thanks!
10/19/2020 - One Guess Why These Voters 'Identify' With Joe Biden But Find Hillary Clinton Untrustworthy
10/18/2020 - Trump Administration Tries to Cut Food Stamp Benefits for the Unemployed, Judge Says No
10/18/2020 - How 'Lock Her Up' Became 'Lock Him Up'
10/18/2020 - Adele Is "Jumping Head First into the Deep End," aka Hosting Next Week's
SNL
10/18/2020 - I Have a Name
10/18/2020 - Gretchen Whitmer Warns That Donald Trump Is Inciting 'Domestic Terrorism' at His Rallies
10/18/2020 - Issa Rae Joked About Being
SNL
's First Black Woman Host, and the Audience Believed Her????
10/17/2020 - Saturday Night Social: Notes on Debbie
10/17/2020 - Trump Joked About Leaving the Country If He Loses, and Legally Speaking? He Might Want to
10/17/2020 - Who's 'the They/Them' Caroline Calloway's Dating? Here's Three Minimally Educated Guesses!
10/16/2020 - Fewer People Watched Trump's Big Dumb Town Hall Than the First Season of Alf
10/16/2020 - Your Halloween Costume Disasters
10/16/2020 - Demi Lovato's 'Commander in Chief' Is Bad But the Sentiment Is Good, Please Just Vote
10/16/2020 - Cruel Cops Stop Working With Domestic Violence Shelter Just for Posting a Black Lives Matter Sign
10/16/2020 - Donald Trump's 'Tone' Has Never Changed
10/16/2020 - Drew Barrymore Is Having a Surprisingly Horny Halloween Season
10/16/2020 - Italian Coffee Poisoner Is Shitty Both As a Co-Worker and As an Edgar Allan Poe Villain
10/16/2020 - Goodbye to Tab, Your Grandma's Favorite Soda
10/16/2020 - All the Shit I Bought to Live Alone and Love It
10/16/2020 - In Netflix's
Blackpink: Light Up the Sky,
the World's Biggest Girl Group Reintroduces Itself
10/16/2020 - Susan Collins Finally Commits (To QAnon Candidates)
10/16/2020 - Is It Really Love If You Only Donate Less Than One Percent of Your Wealth to Your Wife's Election Campaign?
10/16/2020 - Oh, OK, Taryn Manning and
Dancing With the Stars
Have Beef?
10/16/2020 - A Coronavirus Cautionary Tale About a Superspreader Spin Class
10/15/2020 - Trump-Supporting Republican Congressional Candidate Believes QAnon Conspiracy Theory
10/15/2020 - Chris Christie Thinks Coronavirus Is Serious Now That He's Contracted It
10/15/2020 - After Filing For Divorce, Cardi B Is Back Together With Offset
10/15/2020 - Seems Like Donald Trump's Miracle Coronavirus Drug Is Only a Miracle for the Stock Market
10/15/2020 - Rudy Giuliani's Daughter Probably Hates Him Too
10/15/2020 - Latinx Writers 'Refuse to Be Filtered Through a White Perspective' in Open Letter to Hollywood
10/15/2020 - President Trump Simply Loves His Tall Son, His 'Beautiful Barron'
10/15/2020 - 'We, Too, Are America': Poet Crystal Good Testifies Before Senate About Obtaining a Judicial Bypass for an Abortion at 16
10/15/2020 - The Cynical Making of the Poor, Marginalized 'Conservative Woman'
10/15/2020 - The Fantasy of a Locker Room Where Men Don't Act Like Total Assholes
10/15/2020 - Bow Down to Ivy Queen, Who Made Everyone at the Billboard Music Awards Look Like Mierda
10/15/2020 - The Real Housewives of Orange County Are Back And Worse Than Ever
10/15/2020 - An Expert on Anti-Asian Racism Grades Rudy Giuliani on His Anti-Asian Racism
10/15/2020 - Yes, Kamala Saw That Fly Too
10/15/2020 - Looking for Love in the Newspapers of 19th Century New York
10/15/2020 - Was Demi Lovato Censored by NBC at the Billboard Music Awards?!
10/15/2020 - Elizabeth Warren Accuses Disney of Favoring Executives Over Workers Amid Massive Layoffs
10/15/2020 - Amy Coney Barrett Is Not Like All the Other Girls
10/14/2020 - Breonna Taylor's Boyfriend Says the Police Didn't Try to Help After They Shot Her
10/14/2020 - A Slightly Annotated Version of Melania's Covid Statement
10/14/2020 - The Saga of Jessica Alba's Eye Contact on the
Beverly Hills, 90210
Set Is Just Getting Started
10/14/2020 - Trump Simply Loves the Creative Way California Republicans Are Suppressing Votes
10/14/2020 - Wildly Anti-Abortion Judge Can't Possibly Say Whether She'd Restrict Birth Control
10/14/2020 - Johnny Lawrence Was the True Winner of the 1984 All-Valley Karate Tournament
10/14/2020 - Amy Cooper Falsely Accused Black Birdwatcher of Assault In Unreleased 911 Call
10/14/2020 - Ted Cruz Is Mad That 'Lazy' Democrats Refused to Attend His Covid Party
10/14/2020 - Trump Is Using the Justice Department As His Tool for Petty Personal Power
10/14/2020 - India Oxenberg Is Finally Free from NXIVM: 'You Get Used to This Environment of Abuse That You Believe It's Good for You'
10/14/2020 - Stassie Baby Is Kylie Jenner's Best Friend But Maybe Yours and Mine Too
10/14/2020 - Hi, It's Me, The Batman
10/14/2020 - Is Mitt Romney a Himbo? [UPDATED]
10/14/2020 - Bella Hadid Is Dating This Man Who Looks Like John Mayer, But Isn't
10/14/2020 - Welcome to the New
Bachelorette—
Just Like the Old
Bachelorette
, But With More Global Health Crisis
10/14/2020 - Justice Department Defends Melania (By Suing Her Former Friend)
10/13/2020 - Facebook Bans Anti-Vaccine Advertisements, Finally
10/13/2020 - Stop Sharing Cardi B's Nude Photo
10/13/2020 - Kamala Harris's Prosecutorial Background Came In Handy During the Amy Coney Barrett Confirmation Hearings
10/13/2020 - Sen. Hirono Hammers Amy Coney Barrett For Using the Slur 'Sexual Preference' While Referring to Gay People
10/13/2020 - The Strange and Unbothered Ascent of the Sprouse Twins
10/13/2020 - This (True) Scary Story Will Make You Think Twice About Investigating That Strange Noise Outside in the Dark
10/13/2020 - Chaos Merchant Gal Gadot Resurrects 'Imagine' Discourse Amid
Cleopatra
Discourse
10/13/2020 - How Men's Rights Activists Swallowed the World
10/13/2020 - A Vision of God That Wants People to Access Abortion
10/13/2020 - Here is Some Good Dick to Get You Through the Remainder of the Amy Coney Barrett Hearing
10/13/2020 - The Gretchen Whitmer Kidnap Plot Was a Direct Result of Donald Trump's Rhetoric
10/13/2020 - Hello! Jezebel Has a New Look
10/13/2020 - The Manosphere's Existential Crisis Is Building the Future of the Far-Right
10/13/2020 - Megan Thee Stallion on Black Women: 'We Deserve to Be Protected… and We Are Entitled to Our Anger'
10/13/2020 - My 'Our Marriage is Strong' Note Has People Asking a Lot of Questions Already Answered By My Note
10/13/2020 - Sen. Mitch McConnell Chuckles Like a Cartoon Villain When Asked Why He Left Americans to Die
10/13/2020 - This Year's Scariest Halloween Decoration is This 2000 Florida Voting Machine
10/13/2020 - There Is No 'Religious Persecution' Here
10/13/2020 - A Coronavirus Vaccine Trial Was Paused Because of One Participant's 'Unexplained Illness'
10/12/2020 - It Turns Out Legislating Models' Bodies Hasn't Done a Lot to Change the Fashion Industry
10/12/2020 - Trump Says He'll Give Beautiful Women in Rally Crowd a "Big Fat Kiss"
10/12/2020 - Machine Gun Kelly Meets the Family
10/12/2020 - Breaking: Bad Man Still Sucks
10/12/2020 - Sen. Gary Peters Shares Personal Story About How Later Abortion Saved His Ex-Wife's Life
10/12/2020 - The Senator, the 'Freak Show,' and a Referendum on 'Good' Womanhood
10/12/2020 - The Beautiful Weirdness of Mary Lattimore's Harp Music
10/12/2020 - Kamala Harris Reminds the Senate Judiciary Committee That People Are Dying
10/12/2020 - 'We Really Had No Choice But to Send Him': A Mom Confronts the Anxiety of Preschool
10/12/2020 - Amy Klobuchar Incisively Demonstrates How Amy Coney Barrett Hearing Is Screwing Over Americans
10/12/2020 - Show Us Your Kids' Halloween Costumes
10/12/2020 - The Miserable Business of Emo Masculinity
10/12/2020 - Republicans Are Using Amy Coney Barrett's Motherhood As a Shield
10/12/2020 - Tom Parker of The Wanted Has Been Diagnosed With Terminal Brain Cancer
10/12/2020 - Amy Coney Barrett's Supreme Court Confirmation Hearings: An Open Thread
10/12/2020 - So We're Really Doing This, Huh?
10/11/2020 - There's Not Going to Be a Debate, Get Over It!!!
10/11/2020 - So Far, Democrats Appear to Be More Enthusiastic About Mail-In Voting
10/11/2020 - Gal Gadot Is Going to Play Cleopatra and Discourse Is Happening
10/11/2020 - Health Officials Say We Might Have Already Entered the Second Wave of the Pandemic
10/11/2020 - Big Idiot Still Stupid, Confirmed
10/11/2020 - White Women Reportedly Furious That Bill Burr Reminded Them That We're White
10/10/2020 - Saturday Night Social: Who Is She and What Does She Want
10/10/2020 - Sick Man Holds Bleak Event
10/10/2020 - Mindy Kaling Says Being Pregnant During the Pandemic Was 'Scary,' Which…Yeah! I Believe It!
10/9/2020 - Trump Proves He Is Very Healthy and Virile to World-Renowned TV Doctor Rush Limbaugh
10/9/2020 - The Dumbest Way You've Gotten Scared
10/9/2020 - Nothing Exudes the Painful Indelicacy of 2020 Like Bebe Rexha and Doja Cat's 'Baby, I'm Jealous'
10/9/2020 -
Emily in Paris
Is What Happens When We Are So Bored
10/9/2020 - May We Gently Suggest
Magic Mike XXL
?
10/9/2020 - My Boyfriend Left Me and Now I Have to Watch Him Live a Better Life
10/9/2020 - Drew Barrymore Is Worried About People Vamping It Up in Front of Cameras
10/9/2020 - One Man's 90 Day Experiment in Search of Perfect Skin
10/9/2020 - Magical Woman Says Covid-19 Can't Be Cured With Magic
10/9/2020 - White House Still Incredibly Sus About Trump's Last Covid-19 Test
10/9/2020 - My Brief Hero's Journey Into the 'Art of Manliness,' Which Unfortunately Did Not Teach Me to Chop Wood
10/9/2020 - Marjorie Taylor Greene, Conspiracy Theorist and 'Christian Values' Candidate for Congress, Allegedly Has a History of Extramarital Affairs
10/9/2020 - Will the Father of Mindy Kaling's Second (and First) Child Please Stand Up?
10/9/2020 - Blake Jenner Identifies Himself As Melissa Benoist's Former Abuser in Lengthy, Deflecting Instagram Post
10/8/2020 - Monica Roberts, Founder of TransGriot and Trailblazing Trans Journalist, Has Died
10/8/2020 - Rapper Tory Lanez Has Been Charged With Assault in The Megan Thee Stallion Shooting
10/8/2020 - Niecy Nash and Jessica Betts Are Hot and In Love, Which Seems Nice
10/8/2020 - A Master Class in Victim Blaming: White House Accuses Gretchen Whitmer of ‘Sowing Division’ for Criticizing White Supremacists
10/8/2020 - The
Forty-Year-Old Version
Is a Perfect Close-Up Of the Perils of Selling Out
10/8/2020 - The 'Radical' Soft Masculinity of Straight Boys on TikTok
10/8/2020 - Dear Fuck-Up: How Do I Tell My Parents I'm Taking Medical Leave?
10/8/2020 - 'Grab the Fuckin’ Governor, Just Grab the Bitch': Six Alleged Militia Members Charged With Plot to Kidnap Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer
10/8/2020 - Trump's Latest Covid-Ravaged and Drug-Fueled Message to Seniors: I'm Cured!
10/8/2020 - King, Warrior, Magician, Revisionist: The Enduring 'Masculine' Book That Romanticizes Cro-Mags
10/8/2020 - Real Housewives of New York Needs Eboni K. Williams, But Does It Deserve Her?
10/8/2020 - La-La-La Ladies! Get Yourself a Man Who Squeaks
10/8/2020 - Kamala Harris Deftly Avoided the Pitfalls History Set for Her
10/8/2020 - How the 'Girl Watching' Fad of the 1960s Taught Men to Harass Women
10/8/2020 - Mark Meadows Didn’t Let a Deadly Pandemic or State Rules Get In the Way of Love
10/8/2020 - Were Suzanne Somers and Her Husband Fucking When She Fell Down the Stairs?
10/8/2020 - Consider the Snapewife
10/7/2020 - Kamala's Face Says It All
10/7/2020 - Two Women Win the Nobel Prize in Chemistry for Pioneering 'Genetic Scissors'
10/7/2020 - Did Y'all See That?
10/7/2020 - Justin Bieber's Crocs Are Here, and They're Yellow
10/7/2020 - We're Through the Plexiglass Here, People: It's Jezebel's Vice Presidential Debate Liveblog
10/7/2020 - Which of These Celebrities Do You Think Are Actually Naked?
10/7/2020 - If Tupac Were Actually Alive He Would Definitely Skip the VP Debate
10/7/2020 - Health Experts Agree This Plexiglass Barrier Is a Joke
10/7/2020 - Remembering Notre Dame
10/7/2020 - Netflix's
American Murder
Is Beyond True Crime—It's a Horror Movie
10/7/2020 - A Presidential Affair: The Secret, Salacious Sex Scandals of U.S. Presidents
10/7/2020 - The Only Thing Laurene Powell Jobs Wants To Save Is Her Bottom Line
10/7/2020 - A Teenage Karate Beef and the Great Myth of the Midlife Crisis
10/7/2020 - Amy Coney Barrett Isn't a Handmaid, She's an Aunt
10/7/2020 - Amazon Allegedly Forced Pregnant People to Risk Miscarriages or Lose Their Jobs
10/7/2020 - Chip Gaines and the Rise of the HGTV Husband
10/7/2020 - Heather, That's a Bad Idea
10/7/2020 - Ed Sheeran's Manager Suggests That Princess Beatrice DID Slice Ed's Face Open With a Sword While 'Knighting' James Blunt
10/7/2020 - Remember When Bob Dole Was Considered Too Old to Be President?
10/7/2020 - Why Are Men Obsessed With Fighting Chimps?
10/7/2020 - Okay, Maybe Jessica Alba
Was
Allowed to Make Eye Contact With the Cast of
Beverly Hills, 90210
10/7/2020 -
The
Bachelor
Spun Intimidation Into a Fairy Tale: The Ballad of Colton Underwood and Cassie Randolph
10/7/2020 - Grand Jury Indicts That White Couple Who Pointed Guns At BLM Protesters
10/6/2020 - Amy Coney Barrett Once Lived in the Home of Christian Group People of Praise's Co-Founder
10/6/2020 - Justice Department Officials Knew 'Zero Tolerance' Border Policy Would Lead To Family Separation
10/6/2020 - Lenny Kravitz Had A Crush On Lisa Bonet When They First Met, Understandably
10/6/2020 - Trump Is Waiting to See If He Wins to Decide If Americans Are Worth Saving
10/6/2020 - Who Did Rihanna Really Disrespect by Including Hadith in Her Fashion Show?
10/6/2020 - Mariah Carey's Current Moment? Legacy,
Dahling
10/6/2020 - I Am Begging Louis Vuitton to Explain This Outfit to Me
10/6/2020 - Man Facing Death Suddenly No Longer Gives a Shit About God
10/6/2020 - An Illustrated Taxonomy of the Male Celebrity Midlife Crisis
10/6/2020 - Legendary Coiner of Words Wendy Williams Has a New One: 'Cornova'
10/6/2020 - 'Je t’aime et je t’adore': The Intimate Romance of Eleanor Roosevelt and Her 'Dearest'
10/6/2020 - Trump's 'Manly' Performance of Virus-Busting Strength
10/6/2020 - Billy Bush, 'the Fluffer' Who Laughed at Trump's 'Grab 'Em by the Pussy' Assault Fantasy, Is Ready for Sympathy
10/6/2020 - The Wind Moans, a Door Creaks: It's Time for Jezebel's Annual Scary Stories Contest!
10/6/2020 - The Paradox of How-To Feminism For Men
10/6/2020 - Misguided British Gym Celebrates Black History Month With a Fucked-Up Slavery-Themed Workout
10/6/2020 - They Did Tyra Banks Dirty
10/6/2020 - A Definitive and Informed Ranking of the 50 Greatest Men of the 21st Century
10/6/2020 - Katy Perry's Breast Pump Would Like You to Vote
10/6/2020 - Prosecutors Are Reopening the Investigation into the Fatal Shooting of Oscar Grant
10/5/2020 - Here's Something Mother Pence Must Be Pretty Happy About
10/5/2020 - What's the Most Insane Thing You've Ever Seen? Is It This Now?
10/5/2020 - Dolly Parton's Birthday Wish to Shoot a
Playboy
Cover Might Just Come True
10/5/2020 - Trump Campaign Says Very Brave President Can Now Empathize With the Common Man
10/5/2020 - Who Wrote the Tweet?
10/5/2020 - Daddy Is Scaring the Trump Kids
10/5/2020 - Tori Spelling Would Never Be Mean to Jessica Alba Because She Cleans Her Kid's Ass With Alba's Butt Wipes
10/5/2020 - Let's Check In On Jeffree Star
10/5/2020 - The Last Stand of the Violent, Pathetic Trump Man
10/5/2020 - Look At These Pictures of Kayleigh McEnany
10/5/2020 - Guess Who Wants to Overturn the SCOTUS Decision Legalizing Gay Marriage
10/5/2020 - The Subjectivity of 'Faggot'
10/5/2020 - Welcome to Jezebel's Masculinity Week
10/5/2020 - Why Did the UK Women's Prize for Fiction Ask One of Its Best Writers for Proof of Their Sex?
10/5/2020 - Lana Del Rey, Please Wear a REAL Mask Next Time
10/5/2020 - Pope Francis, Bernie Bro
10/4/2020 - Area Teen Totally Pissed at Mom
10/4/2020 - Trump Went on a Little Hermetically-Sealed Virus Ride, As a Treat
10/4/2020 - Morally Reprehensible Man Apologizes for the Millionth Time
10/4/2020 - Covid Cases Are on the Rise in Nearly Half of All States
10/4/2020 - Trump Says He's 'Doing Well,' but the Drugs He's on Say Otherwise
10/4/2020 - Megan Thee Stallion Used Her
SNL
Debut to Speak Out Against the Breonna Taylor Decision
10/3/2020 - Saturday Night Social: Area President Still Alive I Guess
10/3/2020 - Rashida Tlaib Calls Out Twitter for Not Taking Death Threats Against the Squad Seriously
10/3/2020 - Nation Going Bonkers Over President Covidina
10/2/2020 - White House Flouts Masks In Heroic Attempt to Induce Coronavirus Superspread
10/2/2020 - The Worst Place You've Ever Peed
10/2/2020 - Who Has the Coronavirus?
10/2/2020 - Billie Eilish, I Beg to Differ: There's Always Time to Die
10/2/2020 - Is 9 p.m. Early or Is It Late?
10/2/2020 - Six More Sexual Assault Charges Brought Against Harvey Weinstein
10/2/2020 - Here Is the Perfect Dress for Your Third Husband's Funeral
10/2/2020 - Ain't No Disco Like a Róisín Murphy Disco
10/2/2020 - Rihanna and Cara Delevingne Bring Back the Fashion Mullet, Are You Excited Yet
10/2/2020 - I Watched
The Witches
Through My Fingers So This Remake Looks Totally Fine to Me
10/2/2020 - Now That's an October Surprise, Bitch
10/2/2020 - Allow Drew Barrymore to Teach You How to Use a Telephone
10/2/2020 - A White Male Professor Reportedly Faked Being a Woman of Color, This Time to Troll Scientists on Twitter
10/2/2020 - Surprise! Covid-19 Has Completely Decimated Women in the Work Force
10/2/2020 - Can This Man Just Leave Demi Lovato Alone?
10/2/2020 - Doctors' Group Asks the Supreme Court To Overturn Trump's Dangerous Abortion 'Gag Rule'
10/2/2020 - President Trump, First Lady Melania Trump Test Positive For Covid-19
10/1/2020 - Secretly Recorded Tapes of Melania Trump Reveal Her Frustration At Criticism Over Immigration Policies
10/1/2020 - Kimberly Guilfoyle's Departure From Fox News Came Amidst Allegations of Sexual Harassment
10/1/2020 - Jessica Alba Says She Wasn't Allowed To Make Eye Contact With the Cast on
Beverly Hills, 90210
10/1/2020 - Congress’s Best Professors Teamed Up for a Free Lesson On Trump’s (Allegedly) Crime Taxes
10/1/2020 - Smize Your Way to Sober Living With Melania
10/1/2020 - What the Hell is Biden Beauty?
10/1/2020 - Obviously Justin Bieber Is Doing a Crocs Collab?
10/1/2020 - Let's Get Into This Trailer for The Real Housewives of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
10/1/2020 - A Barb Is Born
10/1/2020 - Who Slapped Charlie Carver At the Emmys For Being Too Gay Around 'People in the Business'?
10/1/2020 - Students Use TikTok to Document the Invasive Test-Taking Software Destroying Their Lives
10/1/2020 - Chris Cuomo Wants to Know Why Ted Cruz Is Such a Punk
10/1/2020 - Brad Parscale's Wife Now Says Her Husband 'Was Not Violent'
10/1/2020 - Hi, How Are Ya? Jeffree Star's New (Ex-)Beau, Basketball Player Andre Marhold, Has Allegedly Robbed Him
10/1/2020 - Chrissy Teigen's Tragic Pregnancy Loss Spurs Trolls and Assholes to Run Their Mouths
10/1/2020 - The Advisor and the Slack Channel That (Sort Of) Singlehandedly Destroyed an NYU Newsroom
10/1/2020 - Women Doctors Make Less Than Male Doctors, Even Though They're Probably Better at Their Jobs