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2020 November
11/29/2020 - Please Feel Bad for These New Homeowners
11/29/2020 - Woman on Twitter Appointed to Biden Administration
11/29/2020 - George Clooney's One Weird Trick for Cutting His Own Hair...Barbers HATE Him!
11/29/2020 - Who Was She and What Did She Want
11/29/2020 - Pandemic Still Bad, Still Getting Worse
11/29/2020 - Laverne Cox Says She's 'in Shock' but 'Safe' After She and a Friend Were Attacked
11/28/2020 - Saturday Night Social: What Do I Do With All These Gourds
11/28/2020 - Resuming Evictions Caused Thousands of Covid Deaths, Researchers Say
11/28/2020 - International Diplomacy Is Shaking
11/27/2020 - Your Thanksgiving Disaster Stories
11/27/2020 - Donkeys, Twee, and Tinashe: Holly-lujah, It's a Very Obscure Holiday Playlist
11/27/2020 - Black Women Are Just Getting Started
11/27/2020 - Dead Mink the Danish Government Probably Shouldn't Have Killed Are Now Rising From Their Graves
11/27/2020 - All the Celebrities Who Spent Thanksgiving With Their Dogs
11/26/2020 - I Rebuke It I Rebuke It I Rebuke It I Rebuke It I Rebuke It I Rebuke It I Rebuke It I Rebu
11/26/2020 - Mrs. Horrible Has Entered the Chat
11/26/2020 - Fuck You, Catherine
11/26/2020 - Eating Alone and Loving It
11/25/2020 - Germany's Big Companies Are Now Required to Hire More Women Executives
11/25/2020 - More Indigenous Leaders Rally Against ABC's
Big Sky
11/25/2020 - Apparently the Presidency Is Hard on a Marriage!
11/25/2020 - The Universe Is Thirsty to Give Rudy Giuliani Coronavirus
11/25/2020 - Why Did This Fucking Lady Make Up a Fake Son, And Other Journalistic 'Mishaps'
11/25/2020 - The Jeffree Star Empire Is Collapsing: Report
11/25/2020 - Charles and Camilla Deactivate Social Media Comments Cause They Can't Take
The Crown
Heat
11/25/2020 - Drew Barrymore Has Failed Kindergarten (Again)
11/25/2020 -
Happiest Season
Is (Almost) the Queer Christmas Romcom We Deserve
11/25/2020 -
Veneno,
the Story of a Trans Sex Worker Who Became a Spanish Star, Is the Best TV of the Year
11/25/2020 - Stop Stealing Cursed Rocks From Italy Before You Kill Us All
11/25/2020 - Rihanna's Hat Is Giving Me a Heart Attack
11/25/2020 - How Romance Novelists Are Mobilizing Voters in Solidarity With Stacey Abrams
11/25/2020 - What Is Your Taylor Swift Songwriter Pseudonym?
11/25/2020 - Someone Call a Vet
11/25/2020 - Boy Band Fans Have Already Won the 2021 Grammy Awards
11/25/2020 - Ivanka and Jared Are Building a Rich People Commune For Their Post-Trump Administration Life
11/25/2020 - Don't Fuck With Tayshia Adams
11/25/2020 - RBG'S Body Wasn't Even Cold When Mitch McConnell Started Pushing Trump to Nominate Amy Coney Barrett
11/25/2020 - Meghan Markle On the 'Unbearable Agony' Of Miscarriage
11/25/2020 - Mickey Guyton Is the First Solo Black Woman to Get a Grammy Nomination In a Country Music Category
11/24/2020 - Stacey Abrams Always Knew Georgia Could Go Blue
11/24/2020 - Scotland Becomes First Country To Make Menstrual Products Accessible For Free
11/24/2020 - Relatable Man Ben Affleck Has Also Had A Bad High
11/24/2020 - The Endless Wait for Pandemic Relief Is Starving Mothers and Children
11/24/2020 - Why the Hell Did Someone Hire a White Guy to Read an Essay That Begins 'I'm a Southern Black Woman'?
11/24/2020 - The Bleak Future DACA Recipients Fear After Trump
11/24/2020 - Dax Shepard Bought a Giant Truck After Being Called A '6.57' By Hasan Minhaj
11/24/2020 - Here Are Your 2021 Grammy Awards Nominees
11/24/2020 -
Real Housewives of Orange County
Covid-Denier Kelly Dodd's Mother Hospitalized With Covid
11/24/2020 - Women Scientists Are Calling Bullshit On a Study Claiming That Women Make Bad STEM Mentors
11/24/2020 - Buy Some Weed…For Your Future
11/24/2020 - The QAnon Congresswomen, Who've Threatened the Squad With Physical Violence, Want to Carry Guns At the Capitol
11/24/2020 - Taylor Swift Is Releasing a
folklore
Documentary, Giving Me Something to Be Thankful For
11/24/2020 - Aunt Becky's Making Some Friends in Prison!
11/24/2020 - Behold the Emotional Terrorism That Is Watching BTS Give Each Other Christmas Gifts
11/24/2020 - Goodbye and Thanks for Nothing
11/23/2020 - Court Gives Tennessee Permission to Criminalize Certain Abortion Procedures
11/23/2020 - Bad Bunny Has Coronavirus
11/23/2020 - Fucking Finally
11/23/2020 - The Theme For Melania's Very Last Christmas in the White House? Death!
11/23/2020 - What Is This?
11/23/2020 - Woman Who Stayed In STEM Field Because She 'Needed the Income' Developed a Covid Vaccine
11/23/2020 - Of Course a Celebrity Chef Cooking Kerfuffle Didn't Topple the D'Amelios' TikTok Empire
11/23/2020 - Tiffany 'New York' Pollard Remembers All the Men She Loved and Lost On National Television
11/23/2020 - Chekhov's Sex Dungeon Is Tearing
Real Housewives of Atlanta
Apart
11/23/2020 - Andrew Cuomo and Bill de Blasio Just Need to Punch Each Other and Get It Over With
11/23/2020 - The Honest Vocal Coach Is YouTube's Stan Whisperer
11/23/2020 - Republican Senators Are Too Chickenshit to Openly Admit Their Discontent With Trump...Except to Carl Bernstein
11/23/2020 - The American Music Awards Get a Very 2020 Makeover: Sadness
11/23/2020 - Merry Christmas from Gigi Hadid!
11/23/2020 - We’re All Trapped in Instagram’s Digital Mall Now
11/23/2020 - At Least the Weeknd Tried to Say Something
11/23/2020 - Democrats Still Believe in Republicans' Good Will, for Some Reason
11/22/2020 - Thousands of Covid Vaccine Doses Could Go to Waste Because of Our Shitty Healthcare Infrastructure
11/22/2020 - Sidney Powell Apparently Too Insane for Trump's Completely Insane Bid to Contest Election
11/22/2020 - Candace Cameron Bure Reserves the Right to Be Horny
11/22/2020 - Would You Have Sex With This Sinkhole Oozing Green Slime in Toronto?
11/22/2020 - Purported Pandemic Profiteer Kelly Loeffler Tests Positive for Covid-19
11/22/2020 -
Real Housewives of Atlanta
Might Have Just Lost a Capital-F Friend!
11/21/2020 - Saturday Night Social: Check Out This Video of Me Giving Birth
11/21/2020 - America's Still Breaking Horrifying New Covid Records Every Day
11/21/2020 - Republican Effort to Make Life Hell for Trans Kids Finds Victory in Federal Court
11/21/2020 - Sia Kicks Off Her Movie's Promotional Cycle by Beefing With Autistic Critics on Twitter
11/20/2020 - Farewell to Jim Cooke, the Greatest Art Director Alive
11/20/2020 - The Relative You Are Most Excited to Evade at Thanksgiving This Year
11/20/2020 - This Bitch
11/20/2020 - The New BTS Song Is Making Me Cry, Sorry
11/20/2020 - Now Is the Time to Invest in Turkey
11/20/2020 - Vanessa Hudgens's Pandemic Ferrari Goes Beep Beep!
11/20/2020 - Jan Morris, Lifelong Travel Writer and Trans Woman, Dies at 94
11/20/2020 - What Do These Innocent Christmas Decorations Look Like to You?
11/20/2020 - Kayleigh McEnany Says She Doesn't Call On 'Activist' Reporters After Calling On Right-Wing Activist Reporter
11/20/2020 - David Sedaris Reads His Loyal Reader, Drew Barrymore
11/20/2020 -
Vogue
Unpublished a Story About a Potential Superspreader Wedding in Martha's Vineyard
11/20/2020 - Florida Prosecutor Who Put Jeffrey Epstein in Jail Wanted More Time But Says She Was Sabotaged
11/20/2020 - Ivanka Trump Says She Is Being Harassed!
11/20/2020 - 'Like, Holy Fuck, Can People Not Be Interesting Anymore?': A Serious Conversation with Bella Thorne
11/20/2020 - Halle Berry's First Orgasm, If You're Interested
11/20/2020 - Woman Sues Fertility Doctor After Learning He Used His Own Sperm To Impregnate Her
11/19/2020 - Tyson Foods Faces Lawsuit After Plant Managers Allegedly Bet On How Many Workers Would Catch Coronavirus
11/19/2020 - Viral Tik Tok Star Charli D’Amelio Lost One Million Followers... Out Of Her 99.5 Million Followers
11/19/2020 - Team Trump Wants Literally Anyone to Join a Desperate Brainstorming Session to Find Voter Fraud
11/19/2020 - Put Up a Tree This Year
11/19/2020 - Dear Fuck-Up: My Husband's Family Won't Get Off My Back About Gift Ideas
11/19/2020 -
The Bachelor
Rewind: Most Awkward Hometown Dates
11/19/2020 - Florida Sherriff's Department Uses Schoolchildren's Abuse History to Predict Which Kids They Might Want to Harass
11/19/2020 - Note to Biden Administration: Don’t Take Black Voters for Granted
11/19/2020 - Rudy Giuliani Is Leaking [UPDATE]
11/19/2020 - A Putrid Rot Is Festering in
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City's
Perfect Mormon Paradise
11/19/2020 - We're Talking With the White Board Queen, Rep. Katie Porter, On Instagram Live at 1 p.m. EST
11/19/2020 - Only the Snow Is Perfect: A
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
Holiness Ranking
11/19/2020 - Stephen Miller Is a Trenchant Ghoul, Migrant Children Edition
11/19/2020 - Maddie Ziegler Is Playing an Autistic Character in Sia's Movie Directorial Debut
11/19/2020 - Christmas Tree or Jameela Jamil?
11/19/2020 - Would U: Buzz Lightyear or Sheriff Woody Pride?
11/19/2020 - Man Who Says Liberals Should Be Hanged Appointed to Montana Governor-Elect's Transition Team
11/18/2020 - Here's the Trailer for Regina King's
One Night in Miami...
11/18/2020 - The Palm Oil Industry Is a Nightmare for Women: Report
11/18/2020 - Governor Matthew McConaughey?
11/18/2020 - For Kayleigh McEnany, 'Freedom' Means Having the Right to Kill Grandma at Thanksgiving
11/18/2020 - Here's a Little Story About the Time Donald Trump Apparently Believed He Was Being Cut in Half by Lasers
11/18/2020 - Everything I Learned About Ben Sasse From Looking at His Instagram
11/18/2020 - QAnon Follower Allegedly Murders QAnon-Famous Legal Advisor Whom She Enlisted to Regain Custody of Her Kids
11/18/2020 - I Have Had It With These Motherfucking Dates on This Motherfucking Plane
11/18/2020 - Barbie's New Job Is Instagram Influencer
11/18/2020 - The Krassenstein Clan Is Calling It Quits After Doing the Brave Work of Tweeting At Trump A Lot
11/18/2020 - Women Are 'Literally Falling' for Matt James, the First Black Bachelor Ever
11/18/2020 - Let's Help Jillian Find Nicole Kidman's Luxurious Robe From
The Undoing
11/18/2020 - Couple Who Hosted Superspreader Wedding in Ohio Gave Their Guests Hand Sanitizer As Favors But Claim They Weren't Thinking About Covid
11/18/2020 - Sad Man Locks Himself in His Room
11/18/2020 - Let's Meet the 2 Republicans In Michigan Who Tried and Failed to Pull Off a Coup for Trump Last Night
11/18/2020 - Logan Paul Has Entered the Harry Styles Masculinity Discourse
11/18/2020 - Rep. Pramila Jayapal Knows How to Stop Trumpism
11/17/2020 - Lawsuit Accusing Russell Simmons Of Rape Thrown Out Due To Statute Of Limitations
11/17/2020 - Trump Fires Senior Cybersecurity Official Who Disputed His Outlandish Claims About Election Fraud
11/17/2020 - Lana Del Rey Wants You To Know Her Mesh Face Mask Had Plastic On The Inside
11/17/2020 - For the Bargain Price of 20k Per Day, Rudy Giuliani Will Bungle All of Trump's Election Lawsuits
11/17/2020 - The Saga of the Craigslist Pig Couch: Its Creator Explains
11/17/2020 - At Least Cazzie David and Her Publicist Have Been Busy
11/17/2020 - SoulCycle's Star Instructors Reportedly Harassed Riders, Shamed Fat People, Received a Benz As Thanks
11/17/2020 - An Artist's Rendition of Mossimo of the Target Mossimos, and His New Pre-Prison Haircut
11/17/2020 - Blink and You'll Miss the Most Important Cameo on
The Crown
: Bagpuss
11/17/2020 - Women Will Likely Feel the Effects of the Pandemic for Generations to Come
11/17/2020 - Help Isn't On the Way
11/17/2020 - The
New York Times
Wedding Section Is a Messy Bitch
11/17/2020 - Would Y'all Let Dr. Wendy Live, Damn: A Chat With RHOP's Most Educated 'Housewife'
11/17/2020 - Taylor Swift Did Not Secretly Buy Her Own Masters From Scooter Braun, Unfortunately, But Will Still Re-Record Them
11/17/2020 - Ivanka Is the Classist, Racist Asshole You'd Expect, According to Her Former BFF
11/17/2020 -
LA Times
Has Wildly Condescending Answer for Latina Food Critic About Why She's Making Less Than Her White Male Counterpart [Updated]
11/17/2020 - Dolly Parton Donated Money for the Good Coronavirus Vaccine Before the Government Did
11/17/2020 - Oh Look, Someone Who Wants to Tell Me About 'Manly Men'
11/16/2020 - Georgia Secretary of State Says Republicans Pressured Him to Toss Out Ballots to Help Loser President
11/16/2020 - Mad That Some People Might Get Their Student Debt Forgiven When You've Paid Yours Off? You May Be a Narc
11/16/2020 - Julianne Hough Recommends That You Live, Laugh, Love
11/16/2020 - Patients Are Denying the Existence of Covid-19 While Dying of Covid-19
11/16/2020 - Madison Cawthorn Has Some Thoughts on 'Jewish Blood'
11/16/2020 - After All the Drama, Scooter Braun Sold Taylor Swift's Masters to Someone Else
11/16/2020 - Worst Holiday Desserts Ranked, According to an Expert
11/16/2020 - How Legit Is Celebrity Skincare Anyway?
11/16/2020 - More Rich People Accused of Cheating Their Kids Into College (This Time Fencing Is Involved!)
11/16/2020 - How the Left Plans to Force Joe Biden's Hand
11/16/2020 - Ellen DeGeneres Desperately Attempts Damage Control in Her
People's Choice Awards
Acceptance Speech
11/16/2020 - Marianne Williamson is FED UP With QAnon [UPDATED]
11/16/2020 - More Than 82,000 Sexual Abuse Claims Filed Against Boy Scouts of America
11/16/2020 - White House Pandemic Adviser Encourages Michigan to 'Rise Up' Against Governor Who Was Already Target of a Kidnapping Plot
11/16/2020 - Merry Christmas, This Year Blows
11/16/2020 - Aly Raisman and Captain America Had a Nice Playdate and Are Maybe (Probably Not) in Love
11/16/2020 - Trump Reportedly Planning Some Unhinged Shit for His Final Months in Office
11/15/2020 - Incoming 'Squad' Member Cori Bush Is Already Facing BS from Republicans
11/15/2020 - You Don't Have to Celebrate the First Woman Secretary of Defense
11/15/2020 - OK, Thank God: 'Black Panther 2' Will NOT Feature a Chadwick Boseman CGI Double
11/15/2020 - More Covid Relief Please
11/15/2020 - Trump Finally Admits That Biden Won the Election
11/15/2020 - Noooo Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Not Agaaaaain
11/14/2020 - Saturday Night Social: Hear Me Out…………
Titanic 2
11/14/2020 - Not Doing So Great
11/14/2020 - Sorry to Be Mrs. Late but Kamala Harris Dated Montel Williams????
11/13/2020 - The Most Important Political Event of Your Lifetime
11/13/2020 - Trump Shockingly Takes Credit for Covid Vaccine That Was Someone Else's Idea
11/13/2020 - This Isn't Christmas: Lil Nas X's 'Holiday' Doesn't Have Enough Jingle in These Bells
11/13/2020 - I Have No Idea How Seriously I Should Take Any of This
11/13/2020 - The Time Has Come to Let Lizzy Bennet Fuck
11/13/2020 - Drew Barrymore Comes to Terms With Her Shortcomings
11/13/2020 - Kylie Minogue's
Disco
Yearns for the Touch of a Stranger in the Club
11/13/2020 - The Centuries-Old Symbolism of a Woman at Her Industrious, Somewhat Sexual Spinning
11/13/2020 -
Grey's Anatomy
Did Covid-19 and I'm Still Exhausted From Watching It
11/13/2020 - Justice Samuel Alito Is Here With a Timely Reminder That He Sucks
11/13/2020 - Free Life Advice, As Gleaned From Harry Styles's
Vogue
Cover Story
11/13/2020 - Welcome to the Matriarchy: The Manosphere Is Freaking Out Over a Kamala Harris Presidency
11/13/2020 - Melissa McCarthy Is Very Sorry for Accidentally Being Involved With a Homophobic, Anti-Abortion Charity
11/13/2020 - Don't Go On a Fucking Cruise During a Pandemic
11/12/2020 - Obama Says Trump “Promised An Elixir" to Americans Alarmed by Seeing a Black Man as President
11/12/2020 - More Women Are Accusing Photographer Jonathan Leder Of Assault And Using Their Photos Without Permission
11/12/2020 - Ellen Wants Us All To Know She's Nice Now—And She Has The Subscription Box To Prove It
11/12/2020 - President Trump Is Grifting to the Bitter End, Baby
11/12/2020 - For the First Time in Industry History, Elite Model Management Will Offer Health Insurance to Models
11/12/2020 - Dolly Parton Doesn't Want to Age and That Sounds Perfectly Fine to Me
11/12/2020 - E. Jean Carroll's Defamation Lawsuit Against Donald Trump Will Move Forward, Thank God
11/12/2020 - Megan Rapinoe's Long Fight for Equality
11/12/2020 - The Fires of Groundbreaking Queer Artist David Wojnarowicz
11/12/2020 - Who Gets Holy Father's Blessing? A
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
Holiness Ranking
11/12/2020 -
Freaky
Swaps and Screws the Horror Comedy Format
11/12/2020 - HBO Max Promotes a Melissa McCarthy Movie By Supporting a Man Who Called Abortion a 'Modern-Day Holocaust'
11/12/2020 - Did Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner's Kids Get Pushed Out of School Because President Grandpa Keeps Hosting Superspreader Events?
11/12/2020 -
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
Has Already Set a New Gold Standard for Reality TV
11/12/2020 - I Need the
Bake Off
Contestants to Back Away From the Mango
11/12/2020 - This Is Not a Drill! Pharrell Williams Is Working on Rihanna's Next Album
11/12/2020 - PSA: Darren Criss Is NOT Gay
11/12/2020 - All the Conservative Fits and Sequined Gowns at the 'No-Drama Zone' 2020 CMA Awards
11/12/2020 - Texas Now Has More Than 1 Million Coronavirus Cases
11/11/2020 -
Borat
's Maria Bakalova Won't Say Whether She Thought Rudy Giuliani Was Touching His Dick or Not
11/11/2020 - Looks Like More Documents From the Suit Against Ghislaine Maxwell Will Be Released Soon
11/11/2020 - Cazzie David's Book of Essays Will Include Details on Her Breakup With Pete Davidson
11/11/2020 - Shocker: Trump's Michigan Voter Fraud Lawsuit Is Full of Complaints About Black People, Uh, Voting
11/11/2020 - Jeffrey Toobin Fired After Jerking Off in Front of His Coworkers on a Zoom Call
11/11/2020 - Who Has Coronavirus? The Sequel: 2 Corona 2 Virus
11/11/2020 - The
Gossip Girl
Reboot's Prep School Uniforms Are a Perfect Evolution of Its Iconic Aughts Attitude
11/11/2020 - 'Meat Response' Is Either About the Pussy, or the Dick, or Maybe Both
11/11/2020 - The Gun Couple is Suing the Photographer Who Took the Infamous Image They Now Use as a Greeting Card
11/11/2020 - We're Never Going to Hear The End of These Guys
11/11/2020 - It's Time for a National Reckoning Over Pants
11/11/2020 - Free Britney
11/11/2020 - Britney Spears Loses Bid to Remove Her Father From Her Conservatorship
11/11/2020 - Republicans Try to Save Their Senate Majority By Potentially Killing Off Voters At an Indoor Rally
11/11/2020 - Emily Is Staying in Paris For Another Season, But What Could She Possibly Be Doing?
11/11/2020 - It Should've Always Been Tayshia: The Bachelorette, Week 5
11/11/2020 - Here's A Nice Reminder That Laura Ingraham's Brother Hates Her Too
11/11/2020 - That Shape He Can't Forget: The Bittersweet History of Diet Soda for Women
11/11/2020 - Here's a Few More Details About the Carl Lentz Situation from the Alleged 'Other Woman'
11/11/2020 - 'Monkey Christ' Has Some Competition From Another Botched Spanish Restoration
11/10/2020 - Trump Might Not Be Conceding The Election, But His (Former) Allies Know It's Over
11/10/2020 - Air Force General Accused of Sexual Assault Could Be First High-Ranking Air Force Officer Ever Court-Martialed
11/10/2020 - The Kardashians Just Never Seem To Learn
11/10/2020 - Donald Trump Will Soon Join the Rest of Us Losers Who Can Be Kicked Off Twitter For 'Lying' or 'Inciting Violence'
11/10/2020 - White Politician Says He's a 'Black Gay Guy' On Twitter, Causes Immediate Chaos [UPDATED]
11/10/2020 - Yes, I Will Be Watching Kristen Stewart's Very Gay Christmas Movie
11/10/2020 - What 'Oprah's Favorite Things' Says About Oprah
11/10/2020 - R.I.P. to Great Tits
11/10/2020 - What Would Be Best for Post-White House Melania?
11/10/2020 - A Loving Ode to My 2-Foot Bong, Which Kept Me Alive During Election Week
11/10/2020 - What Time Is the Coup?
11/10/2020 - Mike Pence Is Going on Vacation, But We Have Some Better Ideas (Guantanamo)
11/10/2020 - New 'Everywoman' Statue Goes Bush-Out for Feminism, Just Like Mary Wollstonecraft Would Have Wanted
11/10/2020 -
Bend It Like Beckham
Celebrated Women's Soccer Right When the Sport Needed It the Most
11/10/2020 - To No One's Surprise, Investigation Finds Catholic Church Covered Up Abuse Allegations for Decades
11/10/2020 - Let's Take a Gander at Phil Collins's Messy-Ass Divorce Proceedings
11/10/2020 - Why Music Stan Account @PopCrave Called the Election Before Every Major Outlet
11/10/2020 - Lawyers Still Can't Find the Parents of 666 Migrant Children
11/9/2020 - Jill Biden Will Be the First FLOTUS to Have a Full-Time Job
11/9/2020 - Pathetic Loser Going to Let the DOJ Investigate Unfounded Voter Fraud Claims
11/9/2020 - Johnny Depp Is Still Getting His Paycheck for 'Fantastic Beasts'
11/9/2020 - Turns Out Trump's Election Night Party May Have Been Another Covid-19 Superspreader Event
11/9/2020 - Georgia's Senate Run-Off Race Is Already Horny I Guess
11/9/2020 - Not Even
The New York Time
s Can Escape Old-School Outrage Blogging
11/9/2020 - I Am Personally Thrilled Imagining Donald Trump As a Broke-Ass Bitch In Jail
11/9/2020 -
The Queen's Gambit
Has Me Reconsidering Wallpaper
11/9/2020 - What the Hell Is the 'Latino Vote,' And Is Talking About It Inherently Racist? An Expert Explains
11/9/2020 - The Business of Selling White Women the Righteousness of Their Own Anger
11/9/2020 - Hey, How About Some Scientists for a Change?
11/9/2020 - Please Watch the Most Horrifying Thing I Have Ever Seen on Television
11/9/2020 - The 'Year of the Republican Woman' Is a Mirage
11/9/2020 - Eva Longoria Apologizes for Undermining Black Women During Comments About Latina Voters
11/9/2020 - Let's Check in On the Sisters Hadid
11/9/2020 - Centrist Democrats Would Like to Remind You That They're Cynical and Unimaginative
11/9/2020 - When You’re A Star, They Let You Do It
11/8/2020 - A Trump Appointee You've Never Heard of Apparently Holds All the Keys to Power??
11/8/2020 - President Plans to Actually Do Something About Pandemic
11/8/2020 - Is Lana Del Rey...Flirting with Jake Tapper?
11/8/2020 - Doing Great
11/8/2020 - Progressives Are 'Not the Enemy,' Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Warns Democratic Leadership
11/8/2020 - Iconic
Jeopardy!
Host Alex Trebek Is Dead at 80
11/8/2020 - Grittney SPOTTED!! Orange Ingenue Seen FLAUNTING Bikini Body Through Streets of London
11/7/2020 - A Whole Power Suit
11/7/2020 - Not to Ruin the Saturday Night Social, but the Pandemic's Getting Worse
11/7/2020 - Meanwhile, Chez Loser…
11/7/2020 - Kamala Harris Calls Up Joe Biden to Celebrate Winning That Thing They Won
11/7/2020 - Rachel Maddow Forced to Tap Out of Election Coverage Following Covid Scare
11/7/2020 - Joe Biden Is, Thank God, the 46th President of the United States
11/7/2020 - Good Morning to Vice President-Elect Kamala Harris, and Kamala Harris Only
11/6/2020 - Coherent Adult President Speaks Sensical Words to American People for the First Time in 4 Years
11/6/2020 - Trumpworld Sad
11/6/2020 - The Most Chaotic Meal You've Made for Yourself
11/6/2020 - Stevie Nicks Gives Miley Cyrus's 'Edge of Midnight (Midnight Sky Remix)' a Much-Needed Boost
11/6/2020 - If There's a Lesson to Be Learned From the 2020 Election, It Isn't 'Shut Up About Defunding the Police'
11/6/2020 - Philly Mayor to Trump: 'The President Needs to Put His Big Boy Pants On'
11/6/2020 - I Want As Many Pets As Possible In the White House Again
11/6/2020 - Before Television's Absurd Obsession With Serial Killers, There Was
Dexter
11/6/2020 - Here's Some Nice, Low-Stakes TikTok Drama Featuring a Trump-Supporting, Keto-Friendly Staten Island Mother
11/6/2020 - Johnny Depp Asked to Resign From the
Fantastic Beasts
Films Following Loss of U.K. Libel Case
11/6/2020 - Let's Watch Kelly Loeffler As She Mud-Slings Her Way Through Georgia's Special Election
11/6/2020 - The Rich Republicans of
Real Housewives of Orange County
Think Covid-19 Is an Elaborate Joke
11/6/2020 - Hey Harry Styles, What Time Is the Rapture?
11/6/2020 - Stacey Abrams Was Absolutely Right About Georgia
11/6/2020 - Hailey Bieber Is NOT Pregnant, Thank You Very Much for Asking
11/6/2020 - Chaos Finally Comes for
The Bachelorette
: Clare and Dale Are Engaged
11/6/2020 - 'The Witches' Adaptation Faces Backlash For Giving Its Villain A Physical Disability
11/5/2020 - Police Captain Placed On Leave After "Put A Bullet In Their Skull” Comments On Election
11/5/2020 - White Woman Brie Larson Doesn't Believe There Is A Beauty Standard
11/5/2020 - Trump Addressed the Nation in A Rambling, Inaccurate, And Deeply Pathetic Speech
11/5/2020 - Trump Defense Secretary Mark Esper Is Already Hinting at Jumping Ship
11/5/2020 - Please Remember to Eat a Fucking Vegetable
11/5/2020 - The Time for Fashion Gloves Is Now
11/5/2020 - Olivia Wilde's Latest Film Set Besieged By Coronavirus
11/5/2020 - Dear Fuck-Up: Can I Call My Ex-Friend a Whore and Still Be a Feminist?
11/5/2020 - The Political Question of Our Time: Which of the Characters From
Succession
Didn't Vote for Trump?
11/5/2020 - A Very Serious Pornographic Investigation Into Pornhub's Search Term Map
11/5/2020 - This Is the Bad Place: Kristen Bell, Like a White Lady on Vacation, Wore Cornrows
11/5/2020 - Betty Dodson, Clitoral Orgasm Education Pioneer, Has Died
11/5/2020 - I'm Feeling Pretty Good About This, Actually
11/5/2020 - ICE Attempts to Block Case Against Extremely Shitty Gynecologist By Trying to Deport Witnesses
11/5/2020 - Hey Remember When Kelly Loeffler Took a Private Plane to a Hot Dog Stand? And Other Fun Facts About Jezebel's Most Hated Senator
11/5/2020 -
Top Chef
's Second Season Is Competitive Reality Television At Its Absolute Brattiest
11/5/2020 - Justin Bieber's Mustachioed Hillsong Pastor Carl Lentz Is Out of a Job Due to 'Moral Failures'
11/5/2020 - Well, Shit. Looks Like the Senate Is Free to Keep Trying to Kill Us
11/5/2020 - Scientists Found the Ancient Remains of a Female Hunter, So Maybe Gender Roles Are BS After All
11/4/2020 - Earwax Removal YouTube Is the Best Self Care There Is
11/4/2020 - The Supreme Court Is Probably Going to Let a Social Services Organization Discriminate Against Same-Sex Foster Parents
11/4/2020 - Lil Wayne Seems to Disagree That He Was Dumped for Endorsing Trump
11/4/2020 - Trump Is Losing His Shit About (Completely Non-Existent) Voter Fraud Conspiracies
11/4/2020 - TikTok Is Not Handling This Election Very Well
11/4/2020 - A Scumbag Child Has Now Been Elected to the Kansas House of Representatives
11/4/2020 - Reading Pema Chodron's 'Comfortable with Uncertainty' on This Very Normal and Fine Post-Election Day
11/4/2020 - We Posted Our Terrible Tweets Blog Too Early. Jezebel Regrets The Error
11/4/2020 - Black Women Voted Against Trump En Masse, But Don't Call Them Your Saviors
11/4/2020 - Susan Collins Wins, Consequences Lose
11/4/2020 - I See No Difference Here
11/4/2020 - When You're Done With
Bake Off
, Binge the Delightfully Polite and Very British
Garden Rescue
11/4/2020 - The Future of the Republican Party Is a Bunch of Shit-Talking Racists Inspired By Trump
11/4/2020 - Steve Kornacki, I'm Worried About You!
11/4/2020 - A Series of Small Victories From Election Night
11/4/2020 - Cartoon Hell Is Preferable to This One
11/4/2020 - Drugs, Drugs, DRUGS!!!!
11/4/2020 - Colorado Preserves Abortion Access, Louisiana Prepares to Eliminate It
11/4/2020 - Here's Cardi B Smoking 3 Cigarettes At the Same Damn Time on Election Night!
11/4/2020 - As Expected, We Don't Know Who Won Quite Yet So Have a Great Day!
11/4/2020 - Lindsey Graham Rides Trump Coattails to Another Victory
11/3/2020 - Scenes From a Normal American Democracy
11/3/2020 - Look At All These Celebrities Who Voted
11/3/2020 - What Garbage Will We Imbibe Tonight?
11/3/2020 - Last Chance to Do Like Denise and Dump Your Trump-Voting Boyfriend
11/3/2020 - Checking In With Our (Mostly) Boomer Parents on Election Day
11/3/2020 - Poland to Delay Abortion Ban After Massive Protests
11/3/2020 - It's the Most Capitalist Time of the Year: The Goop Holiday Gift Guide Has Arrived
11/3/2020 - Twist!
Real Housewives
Star Erika Jayne Is Getting a Divorce
11/3/2020 - Don't Panic: A White-Knuckled 2020 Presidential Election Liveblog
11/3/2020 - A Biden Win 'Is Not a Victory for Sex Workers'
11/3/2020 - Celebrities Are Getting Out the (Vague, Often Non-Partisan) Vote
11/3/2020 - Just Some Nice Pictures of Our Pets to Look at For No Particular Reason
11/3/2020 - A Shook President Trump Bitches About Fox News On Fox News
11/3/2020 - Inventing the Myth of the White Suburban Woman Voter
11/3/2020 - It Should Not Be This Hard to Vote
11/3/2020 - Aunt Becky Has 'Quietly' Gone to Prison, Hopes to Emerge For Christmas (Her Trademark Season)
11/3/2020 - A History of Rock the Vote, Which Made Politics Cool For a Skeptical Generation
11/3/2020 - Please Be Like Miley Cyrus and Forget About the Kendall Jenner Birthday Drama For Good
11/3/2020 - Haha, Everything Is Fine
11/2/2020 - Pregnant Women Face a Higher Risk of Death from Covid
11/2/2020 - Just What We Need: SCOTUS May Take Up a Direct Challenge to Roe v. Wade in the Coming Days
11/2/2020 - It's the Taylor Swift Election
11/2/2020 - Even Republicans Are Disgusted By Other Republicans' Efforts to Disenfranchise Voters in Texas
11/2/2020 - I Dress Like a
Riverdale
Actor, Apparently
11/2/2020 - I'll Cook Dinner On Election Day When Hell Freezes Over
11/2/2020 - Beauty YouTuber Tati Westbrook Is Back, and This Time She's Being Sued for Fraud
11/2/2020 - What I Learned Wearing a Biden Campaign Face Mask to Try and Stave Off My Election Fatigue
11/2/2020 - Love Is Undead
11/2/2020 - How Trump's Tired Campaign Playbook Uses Racism, Sexism to Target Kamala Harris
11/2/2020 - I'm Having a Normal Fall Morning
11/2/2020 - Trump Is Spiraling, Preparing For Election Night Chaos By Building a Fence Around the White House
11/2/2020 - Kamala Harris and the Complicated, Burdened Joy of Representation
11/2/2020 - I Feel Like Vomiting! How Are You Doing? An Open Thread
11/2/2020 - Johnny Depp Loses Libel Suit Against UK Tabloid
The Sun,
Which Called Him a 'Wife Beater'
11/2/2020 - David Crosby's (Maybe) Got a Big Old Dick
11/2/2020 - Into the Woods: How Some Women Are Surviving Election Day
11/2/2020 - There's an Eleventh-Hour Battle to Save 127,000 Ballots in Texas
11/1/2020 - We Should All Channel This 'Super-Beetle,' Which Can Survive Getting Run Over by a Car
11/1/2020 - Trump Denies Report That He'll Declare Premature Victory, Describes How He'll Try to Declare Premature Victory
11/1/2020 - Fracking? Lady Gaga Has Never Heard of Her
11/1/2020 - Dude This Profile Fucking Sucks
11/1/2020 - Trump Supporters Still Going Hard for Man Who Keeps Literally Leaving Them Out in the Cold
11/1/2020 - So Many Celebrities (6) Looked Hot on Halloween