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2020 May
5/30/2020 - Saturday Night Social: What Does This Mean
5/30/2020 - 'America Has Looted Black People,' Says Activist Tamika Mallory
5/30/2020 - Derek Chauvin's Wife Files for Divorce
5/30/2020 - Louis XVI's Fucking Grandson or Whatever Weighs In
5/30/2020 - Porsha Williams Demands Justice for George Floyd at the Protest in Atlanta
5/29/2020 -
RuPaul's Drag Race
Open Thread: Who Will Be Named the Werk-From-Home Queen?
5/29/2020 - Your Disastrous Makeover Stories
5/29/2020 - Maybe Amy Should Sit This One Out
5/29/2020 - Lady Gaga and BLACKPINK Make Sour Sound Sweet
5/29/2020 - Get Ready for More
Drag Race
Than You Can Possibly Handle
5/29/2020 - A Theory of
Grease
: What If Sandy and Danny Actually Fucked?
5/29/2020 - Cop Charged With Third-Degree Murder, Manslaughter for Death of George Floyd
5/29/2020 - Songs for Grinding at Prom for the '90s and 2000s
5/29/2020 - The Lawyer Seeking Justice for Undocumented Victims of Sexual Assault
5/29/2020 -
Forbes
Decides Kylie Jenner Is Not a Billionaire
5/29/2020 - Trump Never Stops Telling Us Who He Is
5/29/2020 - Comedian Jo Firestone On Crying and Laughing to Disney+'s
Encore
5/29/2020 - God Loves
Duck Dynasty
Guy's Secret Child, Too
5/29/2020 - Four Women File New Rape and Sexual Assault Suit Against Harvey Weinstein, Disney
5/29/2020 - Afro-Latino CNN Reporter Arrested by Minnesota State Patrol While Broadcasting Live On-Air
5/29/2020 - Britney Spears Was in the Mood to Give Us 'Mood Ring'
5/29/2020 - Cardi B Has Been Commenting on Police Brutality Since Her 'Teeth Have Been Fucked Up'
5/29/2020 - The Tricky Exceptionalism of 'Fellow White Women'
5/28/2020 - The Problem Isn't Just Amy Cooper
5/28/2020 - Don't Worry, Matt Damon Is No Longer Terrorizing That Irish Town
5/28/2020 - Kelly Loeffler and Her Luxurious Blowout Are Off the Hook for Insider Trading
5/28/2020 - New App 'for Bros by Bros' Already Has a Woman Problem, Shockingly
5/28/2020 -
The Bachelorette
s Are Beefing: Racism Edition
5/28/2020 - I Live for These '90s Fashion Runway Videos
5/28/2020 - This Is What You Get
5/28/2020 - The Gilded Racism of
Southern Charm
, Bravo's Plantation Fantasy
5/28/2020 - An Attempt to 'Fix' My Face, Old Hollywood Style
5/28/2020 - The Greatest Love Story in
Love Life
Is Between Mother and Daughter
5/28/2020 - The Racism Row Dividing Roller Skaters Online
5/28/2020 - What's Going On Here?
5/28/2020 - Wife Guy Justin Bieber Sends Plastic Surgeon Cease-and-Desist for Video About Hailey Bieber: Report
5/28/2020 - YouTuber Myka Stauffer Has 'Rehomed' Her Adopted Child as If Sending Away an Unruly Pet
5/28/2020 - Don't Tell John Boyega Who to Hate
5/28/2020 - Carly Rae Jepsen Recorded a Full 'Quarantine Album,' the Traitor
5/27/2020 - A Loon Stabbing a Bald Eagle Through the Heart Is Probably a Metaphor
5/27/2020 - Who's Ready for This Horny Mae West Documentary?
5/27/2020 - Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Are Finally Getting Along
5/27/2020 - Fired Up and Ready to Nap for the Youths
5/27/2020 - While Sports Men Squabble Over Their Millions, Women’s Soccer Is Coming Back
5/27/2020 - Put Your Kid in Some Tupperware, Call it a Pool
5/27/2020 - Remembering Larry Kramer, Champion and Adversary of Humanity
5/27/2020 - Sofia Richie Has Broken Up With Skeleton King Scott Disick
5/27/2020 - The Duchess of Cambridge Is Too Blessed to Be Stressed
5/27/2020 - Which Man Is Dad Enough?
5/27/2020 - Dismissing the Nation's Dead
5/27/2020 - Here's a Fun Little Dudefight About Whether Covid-19 Is Actually All That Bad
5/27/2020 - Self-Isolation Is the Right Time for a 1980s Career-Woman Makeover
5/27/2020 - Gabrielle Union Goes Into Detail About the 'Toxic' Environment at
America's Got Talent
5/27/2020 - Let Aunt Becky's Image Rehabilitation Tour Begin
5/27/2020 - Costa Rica Is the First Central American Country to Legalize Same-Sex Marriage
5/27/2020 -
Terrace House: Tokyo
Canceled Following Hana Kimura's Death
5/27/2020 - California Suing
Criminal Minds
Over Cinematographer's Alleged 'Rampant' Sexual Misconduct
5/26/2020 - 'You Either Have an Accent or You’re This Over-Sexualized Ninja Chick': Asian American Stars on Hollywood Success
5/26/2020 - Millennial Couple Moves to L.A. With a Little Help From Dad
5/26/2020 - Jimmy Fallon Apologizes for Wearing Blackface on
Saturday Night Live
5/26/2020 - Amy Klobuchar Inserts Herself Into the George Floyd Case Without Saying 'George Floyd,' 'Police' or 'Murder'
5/26/2020 - Brad Pitt Ponders a Motorcycle
5/26/2020 - Judge Who Asked Sexual Assault Plaintiff If She 'Closed Her Legs' Fired for Failing to Close His Fucking Mouth
5/26/2020 - Survival Is the Prize in
The Lovebirds
5/26/2020 - Diane Keaton Continues Being Diane Keaton During Quarantine
5/26/2020 - Only One Father Can Be Named the True Daddy
5/26/2020 - The Origins of Justin Timberlake's Love Affair With Black Music
5/26/2020 - Missouri Health Officials Suggest Self-Quarantine For Everyone in That Ozarks Coronavirus Stew
5/26/2020 - A Brief Twirl Through 80 Years at the Copacabana
5/26/2020 -
Ayo and Rachel Are Single
Deserves to Be a Full Series
5/26/2020 - What Happens When the Most Powerful Conspiracy Theorist in the World Manipulates a Young Woman's Death
5/26/2020 - A Brief History of Cameltoe
5/26/2020 -
White Woman Calls Cops On Black Man Just Looking for Cool Birds
5/26/2020 - Let's Check In Again With Britney Spears, in Self-Isolating Repose
5/26/2020 - Does
Terrace House
Have to Rethink Its Commentary?
5/26/2020 - Jagged Edge's 'Let's Get Married' Remains the Best Song About Marriage
5/26/2020 - The Celebrities Spent Memorial Day in Their Pools, Mostly
5/25/2020 - Naomi Osaka Is the Top-Earning Female Athlete Ever
5/25/2020 - Gretchen Whitmer's Husband Blew It
5/25/2020 - Mary-Kate Olsen Celebrated Memorial Day By Filing for Divorce
5/25/2020 - Staten Island Is Not Fucking Around When It Comes to Social Distancing
5/25/2020 - Good News for North Carolina!
5/25/2020 - Goodbye to X Æ A-12, Hello to X Æ A-Xii
5/25/2020 - Lana Del Rey Is Posting Through It
5/24/2020 - Please Enjoy These Photos of the National Zoo's New Cheetah Cubs
5/24/2020 - Farewell to the Salad Bar
5/24/2020 - 'Megxit' Was Prince Harry's Idea All Along
5/24/2020 - I Envy These Bolivian Orchestra Members Quarantining in a German Castle With Ghosts, Wolves
5/23/2020 - Saturday Night Social: Fighting Pottery Barn in the Name of Freedom
5/23/2020 - Joe Biden Regrets Putting Foot in Mouth for 4,000th Time
5/23/2020 - Wrestler Hana Kimura Is Dead at 22
5/23/2020 - Here Is a Nice Story About Harry and Meghan Falling in Love in Botswana
5/22/2020 - Trump Keeps Lying About Masks
5/22/2020 - Tell Us About Your Most Nightmarish Roommate
5/22/2020 - Rain on Me, Rain, Rain, Rain! On! Me!
5/22/2020 - Open Thread: How Are You Surviving Quarantine With a Partner?
5/22/2020 - America Never Paid Its Debt to Jane Roe
5/22/2020 - What the Jezebel Staff Has On Tap For This Strange-Ass Memorial Day Weekend
5/22/2020 -
The Silence of the Lambs
Still Gets Under Our Skin
5/22/2020 - Kyle's Last Supper: A Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Power Ranking
5/22/2020 - Was Edward Cullen a Draft Dodger?
5/22/2020 - Consider These Glistening Summer Desserts from 1960
5/22/2020 - Biden Tries Out His Blaccent in Tired Effort to Be 'Down'
5/22/2020 - The New, Messy Generation of Hip-Hop Heirs on Reality TV
5/22/2020 - Looks Like Kelly Ripa Has Been Riding Out Quarantine in the Caribbean—in SECRET!!!
5/22/2020 - Now We Know What a Socially Distanced Dance Party Looks Like
5/22/2020 - Inside the Plan to End Legal Abortion
5/22/2020 - Instagram's Robot Moderators Are Probably Just as Prejudiced Against Plus-Sized Bodies as Humans
5/21/2020 - Bill Clinton to Co-Author a Crime Novel Based on Chelsea's Time in the White House
5/21/2020 - The Man Who Videotaped Ahmaud Arbery's Murder Has Also Been Arrested
5/21/2020 - Goldie Hawn Is Sad, Which Is Just One More Thing to Be Sad About
5/21/2020 - Biden Vets Every Woman in America for VP
5/21/2020 - Some Good News: John Krasinski Sells His Soul to ViacomCBS
5/21/2020 - Weinstein Accuser Rowena Chiu Reveals Details of Nightmarish NDA, Which She's Now Happily Breaking
5/21/2020 - What's Up With Horrible Matt Lauer's Horrible New Tattoo?
5/21/2020 - This Republican Running for Congress Is Somehow Too Bigoted Even for Other Republicans
5/21/2020 - Becky Lynch, WWE Superstar, Doesn't Need Her Pregnancy Critiqued
5/21/2020 -
Seberg
Approaches the Actress's Story With Cowardice
5/21/2020 - Lana Del Rey Could Have Left This One in the Drafts
5/21/2020 - Dear Fuck-Up: I’ve Been Lying to My Wife
5/21/2020 - Consider the Lautner
5/21/2020 - Aunt Becky and Mossimo (of the Target Mossimos) Will Plead Guilty in College Admissions Scandal
5/21/2020 - Freaky
Twilight
Doll May Actually Be Haunted
5/21/2020 - Kendall Jenner Must Pay for Her Fyre Fest Sins
5/20/2020 - The U.S. Birth Rate Is at Its Lowest in 35 Years
5/20/2020 -
Normal People
's Producers Demand Sex Scene Compilation Be Removed From Pornhub
5/20/2020 - There's a Perfectly Reasonable Explanation for the Man in J. Lo's Selfie, Allegedly
5/20/2020 - The Weird Saga of the Woman Who Supposedly Refused to Alter Florida's Covid-19 Data
5/20/2020 - Hedge Fund Bros Allegedly Had Fuck, Marry, Kill List of Woman Co-Workers, Including Chelsea Clinton
5/20/2020 - Maineweek Madness: Bad Tweets, Bears, and Tucker Carlson
5/20/2020 - The Craziest, Most Disgusting TV Show Is Coming to Netflix
5/20/2020 - The Passion of Scheana Shay
5/20/2020 -
Guitar Hero
and Godless Ghouls: Revisiting the Formatively Emo
Twilight
Soundtrack
5/20/2020 - Thoughts and Prayers for Having a Real Election This Year
5/20/2020 - The Maddening Dullness of
Vanderpump Rules
5/20/2020 - They're Married, Perform in Porn, and Now They're Co-Stars and Crew
5/20/2020 -
The Big Flower Fight
Almost Gets It
5/20/2020 - Here's Princess Margaret Learning to Waterski
5/20/2020 - Trump Is Using the Pandemic As an Excuse to Deport Migrant Children Without Even Telling Their Families
5/20/2020 - Get in Shape Girl: A Century of Working Out from Home
5/20/2020 - Lorde Emerges From Years-Long Quarantine to Announce She's Absolutely 'Jazzed'
5/20/2020 - Judge Approves Plan to Retrieve Titanic Telegraph, But What About Its Ghosts?
5/20/2020 - Tara Reade's Landlords Are Irrelevant
5/20/2020 - Bella Thorne Plays a Bank-Robber Influencer in
Infamous
Trailer
5/20/2020 - Let's All Move to New Zealand
5/19/2020 - We're Already Talking About Postponing the Oscars
5/19/2020 -
New York Times
Decides Alison Roman No Longer Sparks Joy, Puts Column on Temporary Hold
5/19/2020 - Pete's Back!
5/19/2020 - Lockdown Protesters Are the New Plague Rats
5/19/2020 - Some Tips For Tiffany Trump Who Graduates into the Worst Recession Since the Great Depression
5/19/2020 - I Read A Bunch of
Rodham
Sex Scenes So You Wouldn't Have To
5/19/2020 - University of Kentucky Cheerleaders Say They Were Told Not to Wear Underwear in Hazing Ritual
5/19/2020 - Choo Choo! Will the Phaedra Parks Shade Train Roll Back Into Station on
Real Housewives of Atlanta
?
5/19/2020 - 'Jane Roe' Says She Was Paid by Evangelicals to Publicly Denounce Abortion
5/19/2020 - Jeremy Renner Looks Like a Portobello Mushroom: An Oral History
5/19/2020 - One Lucky
May Queen Now Owns the
Midsommar
Flower Dress
5/19/2020 -
Interview With the Vampire
Does Not Hold Up, But Kirsten Dunst Still Rules
5/19/2020 - Let's Hit the Open Road for Ice Cream Cones
5/19/2020 - Woman Who Alleges Florida Officials Are Disappearing Covid Data Suddenly Finds Herself Without a Job
5/19/2020 -
Rodham
Is Pantsuit Nation Erotica
5/19/2020 - Cops Tried to Tase Ahmaud Arbery in 2017 Over Nothing More Than Being a Black Man Hanging Out in a Park
5/19/2020 - Mindy Kaling Will Help Write
Legally Blonde 3
5/19/2020 - Happy Birthday to JoJo Siwa, the Master of the Universe
5/19/2020 - A Chat With @ArmasUpdates, the Ana de Armas Stan Account That Deserves to Be Unblocked
5/19/2020 -
Temptation Island
Will Go On With a Quarantined Crew
5/19/2020 - Once Again, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green Are Separating
5/18/2020 - STIs Are Poised to Spike As Contact Tracers Focus on Covid-19
5/18/2020 - Zoos Are Screwed
5/18/2020 - Kelly Ripa Is Not Here for Your Comments About Her Shiny Face
5/18/2020 - Even Fox News Hosts Think Trump is an Idiot for Taking Hydroxychloroquine
5/18/2020 - This Virus of Great Uncertainty
5/18/2020 - I Thought This Famous Actor Was in
Twilight
But He Wasn't
5/18/2020 - The Luxury, Status-y Fitness Studio Is on Its Last Gasping Breath
5/18/2020 - Three's Company for the
RuPaul's Drag Race
Finale
5/18/2020 - Karl Rove Seems Personally Affronted By Obama's Speech to Black College Students
5/18/2020 - Please Enjoy Harry Styles's Ode to Eating 'Watermelons'
5/18/2020 - The Most Brutal Reunion Reads on
The Real Housewives of Atlanta
5/18/2020 - Here's an Idea for Renovating Your Living Room
5/18/2020 - The Future of Nightclubs After Covid-19 Is Uncertain
5/18/2020 - The Post-Pandemic Future of Porn
5/18/2020 - Who Isn't Pregnant, at This Point?
5/18/2020 - Eric Attempts to Overtake Don Jr. As the Dumbest Trump Son
5/18/2020 - People Still Want to See Movies in Theaters
5/18/2020 - A Collection of Headlines About
Animal Crossing
That Convince Me You Should All Find Another Game
5/17/2020 -
The Bachelorette
's Hannah Brown Says the N-Word, Apologizes
5/17/2020 - New Zealand Is So Good at Social Distancing, Not Even the Prime Minister Can Break the Rules
5/17/2020 - Lilly Wachowski Would Prefer Elon Musk and Ivanka Take No Pill at All
5/17/2020 - University of Utah Police Officer Allegedly Bragged About Having Explicit Photos of a Murdered Student on His Phone
5/17/2020 - Women Have Been Hit Hardest by Coronavirus-Related Unemployment
5/17/2020 - Who's Ready to Go Back to Disney World?
5/17/2020 - What Do the Nations Best Dealing With Covid-19 All Have in Common? They're Led by Women
5/17/2020 - I Wish Obama Spoke at My High School Graduation
5/16/2020 - Saturday Night Social: Everyone Should Get High and Watch the Original
Cats
Tonight
5/16/2020 - Here's Further Proof That Dogs Are Better Than Cats
5/16/2020 - Maybe If Someone Showed Melania a Picture of Michelle Obama in a Mask She'd Copy Her and Keep Hers On
5/16/2020 - Women in Science Make Outrageous Demand to Be Recognized for Their Work
5/16/2020 - Even Trey MacDougal Hated Trey MacDougal
5/15/2020 - Betsy DeVos Shovels Coronavirus Money to a College People Have Confused With a Cult
5/15/2020 - Tell Us About Your Most Memorable Breakup With a Friend
5/15/2020 - Chloe and Halle Are in a League of Their Own
5/15/2020 - Car Enthusiast Katie Porter Doesn't Want to Hear About Your Escalade
5/15/2020 - Boomer Favorite J.C. Penney Is Facing Extinction
5/15/2020 - Leah McSweeney Is the Breath of Fresh Air
The Real Housewives of New York
Needed
5/15/2020 - So, Who
Wasn't
A Creepy Senator In the '90s?
5/15/2020 -
Scream
and the Art of Being Smart About Being Dumb
5/15/2020 - 'Risking It All for Some Dick': Here Are Your Quarantine Sex Stories
5/15/2020 - Now Is the Time for Some Petty Drama
5/15/2020 - Let's Talk Summer Looks
5/15/2020 -
SPIN
Magazine Brings Back Founder Who Created Hostile Environment for Women
5/15/2020 -
Frozen
Will Not Return to Broadway
5/15/2020 - Excuse Me, But Why Is Ashley Benson Kissing G-Eazy?
5/15/2020 - The Actress and the Prince
5/15/2020 - Covid-19 Is Coming For Your Blowout
5/14/2020 - An Ode to Annalise Keating
5/14/2020 - Senator Dianne Feinstein Is Talking to the FBI About That Suspicious Stock Dump
5/14/2020 - Dakota Johnson's Depression Is 'Beautiful' Apparently
5/14/2020 - Mask Off at the Mask Factory
5/14/2020 - Covid Whistleblower Rick Bright Says the U.S. Has Known About N95 Mask Shortage Since 2007
5/14/2020 - The Affordable Skincare of Your Self-Isolation Dreams
5/14/2020 - Anita Hill Worries Coronavirus Heralds a Return to Young, White Status Quo
5/14/2020 - Masculinity Is a Death Cult
5/14/2020 - Soledad O'Brien's Kids Should Let Her Curse More
5/14/2020 - Fuck This Guy Who Spilled an Entire Tub of Cereal On the Subway for TikTok Clout [UPDATED]
5/14/2020 - Tara Reid Remembers Some Gossip: 'Dating' Tommy Lee and 'Beefing' with Lindsay Lohan
5/14/2020 - Longtime Mask Enthusiast Tom Hardy Hates Bags
5/14/2020 - And Now for Some Haunted Dolls
5/14/2020 - Reality TV Captain Says People Should Feel Okay Going on Cruises
5/14/2020 - Julianne Hough Has Some Bullshit Theories On Healing Endometriosis
5/14/2020 - Mary-Kate Olsen's Prenup Is More 'Ironclad' Than Her Cigarette Habit
5/14/2020 - Imagine Being Quarantined With a Ghost
5/14/2020 - The Juicy Gossip From André Leon Talley's Memoir Is Rolling In
5/14/2020 - The FBI Is Digging Into Senator Richard Burr's Shady Stock Sales
5/13/2020 - Prince Harry Is Lonely in Los Angeles
5/13/2020 - Jay Manuel Left
ANTM
Because He Wanted To, He Says
5/13/2020 - Congrats to Mary-Kate Olsen on Her Impending Divorce!
5/13/2020 - Biden Is Getting Dragged to the Left
5/13/2020 - Garcelle Beauvais Reminds Us She's Still a Sex Symbol
5/13/2020 - Who Threw the First Brick at Hollywood Boulevard?
5/13/2020 - Where Is She?
5/13/2020 - French Serial Killer 'Expert' Admits to Inventing a Murdered Wife for Attention
5/13/2020 - Don Jr., Racism Whisperer
5/13/2020 - Now Is the Time to Drop That YouTube Apology Video
5/13/2020 - It Could Be Worse Than These Mannequins
5/13/2020 - Overconfident Man Thinks He Has a Say in Postponing the Presidential Election
5/13/2020 -
Swimming in the Dark
Captures Love and Rebellion Among Men in 1980s Poland
5/13/2020 - Gigi and Zaddy Are Farmers Now
5/13/2020 - Learning to Not-Hate My Pandemic Beard
5/13/2020 - It's the Return of Reese Witherspoon the Rom-Com Icon
5/13/2020 - Sounds Like That Socially Distant Travis McCready Concert Won't Happen, After All
5/12/2020 - The
Lizzie McGuire
Cast and Gordo's Mustache Did a Table Read of the Bra Episode
5/12/2020 - Chasten Buttigieg Is Writing a Memoir
5/12/2020 - A Big Hello to Blue Ivy, Star of Tina Knowles's Mother's Day Video
5/12/2020 - All the Economy-Horny Senators Raw Dogging It At the Fauci Hearings
5/12/2020 - Shopping Will Probably Suck From Now On
5/12/2020 - Thanks for the Nightmares, Norwegian Public Broadcasting
5/12/2020 - RIP Aimee Stephens, Who Fought for Trans People All the Way to the Supreme Court
5/12/2020 - TikTok Pancake Cereal Is a Delicious, Soggy Waste of Time
5/12/2020 - Rockford Peach Mary Pratt, Pioneer of Women's Baseball, Has Died
5/12/2020 - Lawyer for Man Who Filmed Ahmaud Arbery's Killing Sputters All Over Chris Cuomo Interview
5/12/2020 - I'm Inspired By the Fashionable, Muscular Roller Skaters of YouTube
5/12/2020 - Is 'Social Distancing' the Escape Melania Has Dreamed About?
5/12/2020 - Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin Are Really Annoying (To Each Other)
5/12/2020 - Let's Bring Back Pieing Politicians
5/12/2020 -
Vanderpump Rules
Editor Enjoys Humiliating the Easily Humiliated Scheana Shay
5/12/2020 - Robert Pattison Is a Pasta Freak Who Eats Like an Animal
5/12/2020 - Raise a Glass to Freedom, the
Hamilton
Movie Is Coming
5/12/2020 - David Lynch's Bizarre Weather Reports Return
5/12/2020 - Trump Ends Press Conference After Mean Women Journalists Press Him to Answer a Question
5/11/2020 - Chrissy Teigen Has Accepted Alison Roman's Apology
5/11/2020 - X Æ A-12's Father Is Being a Real Dick
5/11/2020 - I Love the Deranged Way Kylie Jenner Cuts Her Cake
5/11/2020 - Who Will Get the Rose?
5/11/2020 - Look at This Baby's Face
5/11/2020 - For Those Who Want to Smell Like Harry Styles, Here's a Candle
5/11/2020 - Oprah's Dog Sadie Has Replaced Stedman in the Quarantine Kennel
5/11/2020 - The Best and Worst Backdrops From
The
Real Housewives of Atlanta
Virtual Reunion
5/11/2020 - All Hail
Crystal Methyd's Drag Race
5/11/2020 - How the Hair Salon Became a Battlecry For Freedom
5/11/2020 - The Wholesome Joy of the 'Double Rainbow' Guy, RIP
5/11/2020 - The Drama of
The Last Dance
Was Made for a
Real
Housewives
Franchise
5/11/2020 - What Shirt Will Men Buy Now That They Can't Have the J. Crew Gingham?
5/11/2020 - Look at This 1957 Cadillac of Patio Furniture
5/11/2020 - The Hypebeasts Are Coming for Your Beloved Anti-Consumerist Icons
5/11/2020 - Katy Perry Gets the Finger From the Womb
5/11/2020 - The Real Bailout is Happening on GoFundMe
5/11/2020 - Katy Perry Singing 'Baby Mine' to Her Dog While Wearing an Elephant Costume Is My Own Personal Hell
5/10/2020 - I'm No Expert, But a Socially-Distant Concert Still Sounds Like a Bad Idea
5/10/2020 - Bet Mike Pence Wishes He Wore a Mask!
5/10/2020 - Bad Bunny Is the Only Productive Person in Lockdown
5/10/2020 - Apparently, This Is All Pluto's Fault
5/10/2020 - A Love Letter to Sweet Tomatoes Ranch Dressing, I'll Miss You Most of All
5/10/2020 - RIP Little Richard, Thanks for the Glam, the Rock 'n' Roll, and the
Magic School Bus
Theme Song
5/10/2020 - Navajo Nation Has Among the Highest Rates of Covid-19 Infections and the Fewest Resources
5/10/2020 - Last Night Was Jill Scott
Verzuz
Erykah Badu and Everybody Won
5/9/2020 - Saturday Night Social: Do You Think God Is Listening to Trump's Spiritual Advisor?
5/9/2020 - RIP Roy Horn, a True Tiger King
5/9/2020 - Tourism Board Hopes
Normal People
Makes You Appropriately Horny for Ireland
5/9/2020 - Unsurprised to Report Women Are Doing Way More Home Labor Than Men Right Now
5/9/2020 - Alison Roman Talking Shit About Chrissy Teigen Is a Recipe for Disaster
5/9/2020 - Maybe It's Funnier in French: The
Real Housewives of New York
Power Rankings
5/8/2020 - Home Care Workers Are the Mothers Lawmakers Ignore
5/8/2020 - I Will Personally Be Thrilled If Stephen Miller Dies of Covid-19
5/8/2020 - The Best Advice You've Received From a Mother Figure
5/8/2020 - Here's an Isolation Love Song, Courtesy of Charli XCX
5/8/2020 - Meet Kristin Cavallari, Incredibly Successful Ex-Wife of Washed-Up NFL Athlete
5/8/2020 - I Asked a Linguist to Pronounce X Æ A-12. He Couldn't
5/8/2020 - Video Is Never Enough
5/8/2020 - Have You Broken Quarantine for Sex? Tell Us Your Story
5/8/2020 - All Hail the Un-Cancelable
Cruising
5/8/2020 - All Patio Furniture Should Be Hideous But Comfortable, Just Like This Chair
5/8/2020 - Door-to-Door Hamptons Doctor Will Top Off Fillers While Testing for Coronavirus
5/8/2020 - Is This Hat Good?
5/8/2020 - Is It OK to Thrift Online? Etsy Sellers Discuss How the Pandemic Has Affected Their Businesses
5/8/2020 - Making the Monarchy Into a Real Housewives Franchise
5/8/2020 - Ariana Grande Is Dating a Real Estate Agent Named Dalton
5/8/2020 - Ray J to Become Divorcee
5/8/2020 - Advice for Surviving Lockdown, From a Woman Who Spent Two Years in a Closed Glass Structure
5/8/2020 -
Euphoria
's Makeup Artist Has Become Her Own Canvas
5/8/2020 - The Grimes/Elon Baby Name Debacle Continues
5/7/2020 - Yes, There Is Going to Be a Coronavirus Rom-Com TV Show
5/7/2020 - Tara Reade Spoke To Megyn Kelly About Joe Biden Assault Allegations
5/7/2020 - I Want Diane Keaton's Black Flame Boots
5/7/2020 - Notorious Germophobe Definitely Doesn't Know the Covid-Positive Valet Whose Job It Is to Wait On Him Day & Night
5/7/2020 - My Press-On French Manicure Makes Me Feel Newly Alive
5/7/2020 - How Does One Bounce Back From Being Broke?
5/7/2020 - The Pastel Hell of One of Kimberly Guilfoyle's Favorite Designers
5/7/2020 - Marilyn Monroe's Hydrating Skin Care Routine, Leaked
5/7/2020 -
Spaceship Earth
Reassesses Famously 'Failed' Experiment Biosphere 2
5/7/2020 - 'Half the Stuff Was True': Snooki Remembers Some Gossip About Herself
5/7/2020 - Best of Luck to SoulCycle in Selling Riders on 'Socially Distanced' Spin Classes
5/7/2020 - Dear Fuck Up: How Do I Figure Out What I Want in Life When Every Day Feels the Same?
5/7/2020 - OK, Hear Me Out: It's 1970s Kitchen Time
5/7/2020 - On Killing Grandmas
5/7/2020 - The Aggressive Visibility of Camouflage
5/7/2020 - Earnest Internet Man Ansel Elgort Wants to Tweet Sad Things Like the Rest of Us
5/7/2020 - Cindy Adams Has Some Thoughts on Mother's Day During the Pandemic
5/7/2020 - 'It's the Hardest Part of My Career': A Travel Nurse Working in a Covid-19 Hospital
5/7/2020 - 'Covid-19 Parties' May Be the Unfortunate New Pandemic Trend
5/6/2020 - As a Fellow Victim, Kevin Spacey Understands How Hard It Is to Lose Your Job During the Pandemic
5/6/2020 - Are You Positively Shocked to Hear That Women Are Taking on More Household Responsibilities During Lockdown?
5/6/2020 - Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson Have Split
5/6/2020 - Trump Doesn't Like the Massive Coronavirus Death Toll, so Naturally, He's Denying the Numbers
5/6/2020 - Kimberly Guilfoyle's Cinco de Mayo Was Memorable, to Say the Least
5/6/2020 - Basically All We're Gonna Do Is Talk About 'Sneakernight'
5/6/2020 - Chloë Sevigny Gives Birth to Child With Pronounceable Name
5/6/2020 - Fuck Betsy DeVos (More Than Usual, This Time)
5/6/2020 - How Pop Music Rejects Binary Ideas of Gender
5/6/2020 - Where Does Novelist Emily Giffin Find the Energy to Hate Meghan Markle so Much?
5/6/2020 - Revisiting
Home Comforts
, a Y2K Manifesto in Favor of Control
5/6/2020 -
Black Mirror
Creator Understands the Last Thing We Need Right Now Is More
Black Mirror
5/6/2020 - Rent the Runway Employees Are Suffering as Women Continue to Rent Gowns
5/6/2020 - Get in the Car, We're Going Video Conferencing
5/6/2020 - The End of J. Crew Was Inevitable
5/6/2020 - The Only Obamas I Want to Watch a Documentary About Are Sasha and Malia
5/6/2020 - Brad Pitt and Alia Shawkat Are Still
Not
Dating, Just in Case You Were Wondering
5/6/2020 - Guess Who Got Special Favors From Jared Kushner's Wildly Incompetent Coronavirus Task Force
5/6/2020 -
Vanderpump Rules
' Scheana Shay Is Trying This Music Career Thing 'One More Time'
5/6/2020 - We've Been Here Before
5/6/2020 - Nikki Bella Writes in New Memoir That She Was Raped Twice As a Teen
5/5/2020 - Well, Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is Back in the Hospital
5/5/2020 - Looks Like Sephora Wants to Pull Its Stores Out of J.C. Penney
5/5/2020 - Kristin Cavallari Would Like You and Everyone Else to Reconsider the Institution of Marriage
5/5/2020 - As Coronavirus Deaths Rise, Trump's Task Force 'Winds Down'
5/5/2020 - Of Course, Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis's Dystopic 'Quarantine Wine' Was Wildly Successful
5/5/2020 - Denise Richards Stands By Husband's Bizarre
RHOBH
Dinner Party Comments
5/5/2020 - Ohio State Representative Refuses to Wear a Mask Because God
5/5/2020 - Grappling With the Big Lasagna
5/5/2020 - New York Attorney General's 'Weinstein Unit' Reportedly Investigating Cover-Up at NBC
5/5/2020 - I'm Inspired By This 5-Year-Old Who Tried to Drive to California to Buy a Lamborghini
5/5/2020 - Trump Wishes Women Journalists Were More Like 1950s TV Housewives
5/5/2020 - This 2007 Newsstand Photo Is an Archive of a Tabloid Moment
5/5/2020 -
90 Day Fiancé
Explores Reality-Star Upkeep During Lockdown
5/5/2020 - Suspended Between Love and Rage
5/5/2020 - Grimes Gives Birth to First Kid, X Æ A-12 Musk
5/5/2020 - Judi Dench Calls
Cats
Costume 'Like Five Foxes Fucking On My Back'
5/5/2020 - The Haunting of Shirley Jackson
5/4/2020 - NYPD Officer Filmed Punching Black Man During Social Distancing Arrest
5/4/2020 - Here Are the Only Good Parts Of
Vogue
's Very Dull Met Gala Oral History
5/4/2020 - Katy Perry Misses Booze
5/4/2020 - Trump's Life Is 'Worse' Than Life of Man Who Was Assassinated, According to Trump
5/4/2020 - Westworld's Season Finale Was a Sweet Release From Itself
5/4/2020 - Trump Administration Urges Country to Go 'Back to Normal' After Doubling Projected Death Toll
5/4/2020 - Gonna Declare the Double Shantay OK
5/4/2020 - All the Fabulous and Freaky Looks From Jezebel's First-Ever Net Gala
5/4/2020 - Judge Says Women’s Soccer Can Continue to Do More Work for Lower Pay
5/4/2020 - I Turned to
Extraction
for Joyful Violence and a Sexy Chris, But Alas It Was Disturbing
5/4/2020 - Tyra Banks Is Really Going Through It
5/4/2020 - How the Fashionable Face Mask Became a Symbol of Class
5/4/2020 - The Biden Campaign Tries to Meme Into the Hearts of the Suburban 'Empathy Moms'
5/4/2020 - Gaze Upon This Famous Fat Cat Who Lived in a Train Station Toilet
5/4/2020 -
Love Island
Is Temporarily Canceled, Providing Opportunity to Catch Up On All 300 Hours of
Love Island
5/4/2020 - Ryan Murphy's
Hollywood
Rewrites the Past to Fit the Present
5/4/2020 - Judge Renews Britney Spears Conservatorship Until August, at Least
5/4/2020 - Area Man Thwarted by Disney in Very Chill Quarantine Strategy
5/4/2020 - Welcome to The Attic
5/4/2020 - Pence: Actually I Should Have Worn a Mask at the Mayo Clinic, After All
5/3/2020 - It Looks Like J. Crew Will File for Bankruptcy
5/3/2020 - Poor Carole Baskin Got Pranked by Fake
Tonight Show
Producers
5/3/2020 - I Would Sell One of My Organs for a
Happy Endings
Reunion
5/3/2020 - The
Bon App
Recap: 'Anything Can Be Your Dump'
5/3/2020 - Looks Like More Horny Vampire Stories Are on the Way
5/3/2020 - Just What We Need, Murder Hornets
5/3/2020 - Don't You Dare Misquote Rose Byrne
5/3/2020 - Lady Gaga Once Mounted Leslie Jordan in the Woods
5/2/2020 - Saturday Night Social: Now This Is Art
5/2/2020 - I'm Being Attacked by These AI-Generated Song Lyrics
5/2/2020 - Not Relying on Thoughts and Prayers, Canada Bans Assault Weapons Following Mass Shooting
5/2/2020 - Run the Chateau Marmont Staff Their Checks Already!
5/2/2020 - You'd Think Someone With a Cosmetics Line Would Know Their Foundation Shade by Now
5/1/2020 - Surprise: Kayleigh McEnany Lies After Saying She'll Never Lie
5/1/2020 - The Weirdest Thing You've Seen an Animal Do
5/1/2020 - Dress Up and Dance in the House to This Doja Cat Remix With Nicki Minaj
5/1/2020 - Beverly Hills to Reopen the Botox Economy
5/1/2020 - Do We Really Need Our Shampoo to Be 'Prestige'?
5/1/2020 - The Power of
The Exorcist
Compels You to Reexamine It
5/1/2020 - Inside New York's Hottest Underground Club
5/1/2020 - Biden Just Wants You To Take His Word For It
5/1/2020 - Covid-19 May Push Lesbian Bars to Extinction
5/1/2020 - A Daycare Provider With Two Teenagers Feels the Weight of the Pandemic
5/1/2020 - Mike Pence is Very Upset That a Reporter Told the Truth
5/1/2020 - Anne Geddes Isn't Going to Share Her 'Mindblowing' Baby Photos for Free
5/1/2020 - Gigi Hadid Is Definitely Having a Baby!
5/1/2020 - My Restless Search for Perfect Sleep
5/1/2020 - Online Pet Scammers Are Taking Advantage of Aspiring Pet Owners