Sitemap: 2020 May | Jezebel

5/30/2020 - Saturday Night Social: What Does This Mean

5/30/2020 - 'America Has Looted Black People,' Says Activist Tamika Mallory

5/30/2020 - Derek Chauvin's Wife Files for Divorce

5/30/2020 - Louis XVI's Fucking Grandson or Whatever Weighs In

5/30/2020 - Porsha Williams Demands Justice for George Floyd at the Protest in Atlanta

5/29/2020 - RuPaul's Drag Race Open Thread: Who Will Be Named the Werk-From-Home Queen?

5/29/2020 - Your Disastrous Makeover Stories

5/29/2020 - Maybe Amy Should Sit This One Out

5/29/2020 - Lady Gaga and BLACKPINK Make Sour Sound Sweet

5/29/2020 - Get Ready for More Drag Race Than You Can Possibly Handle

5/29/2020 - A Theory of Grease: What If Sandy and Danny Actually Fucked?

5/29/2020 - Cop Charged With Third-Degree Murder, Manslaughter for Death of George Floyd

5/29/2020 - Songs for Grinding at Prom for the '90s and 2000s

5/29/2020 - The Lawyer Seeking Justice for Undocumented Victims of Sexual Assault

5/29/2020 - Forbes Decides Kylie Jenner Is Not a Billionaire

5/29/2020 - Trump Never Stops Telling Us Who He Is

5/29/2020 - Comedian Jo Firestone On Crying and Laughing to Disney+'s Encore

5/29/2020 - God Loves Duck Dynasty Guy's Secret Child, Too

5/29/2020 - Four Women File New Rape and Sexual Assault Suit Against Harvey Weinstein, Disney

5/29/2020 - Afro-Latino CNN Reporter Arrested by Minnesota State Patrol While Broadcasting Live On-Air

5/29/2020 - Britney Spears Was in the Mood to Give Us 'Mood Ring'

5/29/2020 - Cardi B Has Been Commenting on Police Brutality Since Her 'Teeth Have Been Fucked Up'

5/29/2020 - The Tricky Exceptionalism of 'Fellow White Women'

5/28/2020 - The Problem Isn't Just Amy Cooper

5/28/2020 - Don't Worry, Matt Damon Is No Longer Terrorizing That Irish Town

5/28/2020 - Kelly Loeffler and Her Luxurious Blowout Are Off the Hook for Insider Trading

5/28/2020 - New App 'for Bros by Bros' Already Has a Woman Problem, Shockingly

5/28/2020 - The Bachelorettes Are Beefing: Racism Edition

5/28/2020 - I Live for These '90s Fashion Runway Videos

5/28/2020 - This Is What You Get

5/28/2020 - The Gilded Racism of Southern Charm, Bravo's Plantation Fantasy

5/28/2020 - An Attempt to 'Fix' My Face, Old Hollywood Style

5/28/2020 - The Greatest Love Story in Love Life Is Between Mother and Daughter

5/28/2020 - The Racism Row Dividing Roller Skaters Online

5/28/2020 - What's Going On Here?

5/28/2020 - Wife Guy Justin Bieber Sends Plastic Surgeon Cease-and-Desist for Video About Hailey Bieber: Report

5/28/2020 - YouTuber Myka Stauffer Has 'Rehomed' Her Adopted Child as If Sending Away an Unruly Pet

5/28/2020 - Don't Tell John Boyega Who to Hate

5/28/2020 - Carly Rae Jepsen Recorded a Full 'Quarantine Album,' the Traitor

5/27/2020 - A Loon Stabbing a Bald Eagle Through the Heart Is Probably a Metaphor

5/27/2020 - Who's Ready for This Horny Mae West Documentary?

5/27/2020 - Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Are Finally Getting Along

5/27/2020 - Fired Up and Ready to Nap for the Youths

5/27/2020 - While Sports Men Squabble Over Their Millions, Women’s Soccer Is Coming Back

5/27/2020 - Put Your Kid in Some Tupperware, Call it a Pool

5/27/2020 - Remembering Larry Kramer, Champion and Adversary of Humanity

5/27/2020 - Sofia Richie Has Broken Up With Skeleton King Scott Disick

5/27/2020 - The Duchess of Cambridge Is Too Blessed to Be Stressed

5/27/2020 - Which Man Is Dad Enough?

5/27/2020 - Dismissing the Nation's Dead

5/27/2020 - Here's a Fun Little Dudefight About Whether Covid-19 Is Actually All That Bad

5/27/2020 - Self-Isolation Is the Right Time for a 1980s Career-Woman Makeover

5/27/2020 - Gabrielle Union Goes Into Detail About the 'Toxic' Environment at America's Got Talent

5/27/2020 - Let Aunt Becky's Image Rehabilitation Tour Begin

5/27/2020 - Costa Rica Is the First Central American Country to Legalize Same-Sex Marriage

5/27/2020 - Terrace House: Tokyo Canceled Following Hana Kimura's Death

5/27/2020 - California Suing Criminal Minds Over Cinematographer's Alleged 'Rampant' Sexual Misconduct

5/26/2020 - 'You Either Have an Accent or You’re This Over-Sexualized Ninja Chick': Asian American Stars on Hollywood Success

5/26/2020 - Millennial Couple Moves to L.A. With a Little Help From Dad

5/26/2020 - Jimmy Fallon Apologizes for Wearing Blackface on Saturday Night Live

5/26/2020 - Amy Klobuchar Inserts Herself Into the George Floyd Case Without Saying 'George Floyd,' 'Police' or 'Murder'

5/26/2020 - Brad Pitt Ponders a Motorcycle

5/26/2020 - Judge Who Asked Sexual Assault Plaintiff If She 'Closed Her Legs' Fired for Failing to Close His Fucking Mouth

5/26/2020 - Survival Is the Prize in The Lovebirds

5/26/2020 - Diane Keaton Continues Being Diane Keaton During Quarantine

5/26/2020 - Only One Father Can Be Named the True Daddy

5/26/2020 - The Origins of Justin Timberlake's Love Affair With Black Music

5/26/2020 - Missouri Health Officials Suggest Self-Quarantine For Everyone in That Ozarks Coronavirus Stew

5/26/2020 - A Brief Twirl Through 80 Years at the Copacabana

5/26/2020 - Ayo and Rachel Are Single Deserves to Be a Full Series

5/26/2020 - What Happens When the Most Powerful Conspiracy Theorist in the World Manipulates a Young Woman's Death

5/26/2020 - A Brief History of Cameltoe

5/26/2020 - White Woman Calls Cops On Black Man Just Looking for Cool Birds

5/26/2020 - Let's Check In Again With Britney Spears, in Self-Isolating Repose

5/26/2020 - Does Terrace House Have to Rethink Its Commentary?

5/26/2020 - Jagged Edge's 'Let's Get Married' Remains the Best Song About Marriage

5/26/2020 - The Celebrities Spent Memorial Day in Their Pools, Mostly

5/25/2020 - Naomi Osaka Is the Top-Earning Female Athlete Ever

5/25/2020 - Gretchen Whitmer's Husband Blew It

5/25/2020 - Mary-Kate Olsen Celebrated Memorial Day By Filing for Divorce

5/25/2020 - Staten Island Is Not Fucking Around When It Comes to Social Distancing

5/25/2020 - Good News for North Carolina!

5/25/2020 - Goodbye to X Æ A-12, Hello to X Æ A-Xii

5/25/2020 - Lana Del Rey Is Posting Through It

5/24/2020 - Please Enjoy These Photos of the National Zoo's New Cheetah Cubs

5/24/2020 - Farewell to the Salad Bar

5/24/2020 - 'Megxit' Was Prince Harry's Idea All Along

5/24/2020 - I Envy These Bolivian Orchestra Members Quarantining in a German Castle With Ghosts, Wolves

5/23/2020 - Saturday Night Social: Fighting Pottery Barn in the Name of Freedom

5/23/2020 - Joe Biden Regrets Putting Foot in Mouth for 4,000th Time

5/23/2020 - Wrestler Hana Kimura Is Dead at 22

5/23/2020 - Here Is a Nice Story About Harry and Meghan Falling in Love in Botswana

5/22/2020 - Trump Keeps Lying About Masks

5/22/2020 - Tell Us About Your Most Nightmarish Roommate

5/22/2020 - Rain on Me, Rain, Rain, Rain! On! Me!

5/22/2020 - Open Thread: How Are You Surviving Quarantine With a Partner?

5/22/2020 - America Never Paid Its Debt to Jane Roe

5/22/2020 - What the Jezebel Staff Has On Tap For This Strange-Ass Memorial Day Weekend

5/22/2020 - The Silence of the Lambs Still Gets Under Our Skin

5/22/2020 - Kyle's Last Supper: A Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Power Ranking

5/22/2020 - Was Edward Cullen a Draft Dodger?

5/22/2020 - Consider These Glistening Summer Desserts from 1960

5/22/2020 - Biden Tries Out His Blaccent in Tired Effort to Be 'Down'

5/22/2020 - The New, Messy Generation of Hip-Hop Heirs on Reality TV

5/22/2020 - Looks Like Kelly Ripa Has Been Riding Out Quarantine in the Caribbean—in SECRET!!!

5/22/2020 - Now We Know What a Socially Distanced Dance Party Looks Like

5/22/2020 - Inside the Plan to End Legal Abortion

5/22/2020 - Instagram's Robot Moderators Are Probably Just as Prejudiced Against Plus-Sized Bodies as Humans

5/21/2020 - Bill Clinton to Co-Author a Crime Novel Based on Chelsea's Time in the White House

5/21/2020 - The Man Who Videotaped Ahmaud Arbery's Murder Has Also Been Arrested

5/21/2020 - Goldie Hawn Is Sad, Which Is Just One More Thing to Be Sad About

5/21/2020 - Biden Vets Every Woman in America for VP

5/21/2020 - Some Good News: John Krasinski Sells His Soul to ViacomCBS

5/21/2020 - Weinstein Accuser Rowena Chiu Reveals Details of Nightmarish NDA, Which She's Now Happily Breaking

5/21/2020 - What's Up With Horrible Matt Lauer's Horrible New Tattoo?

5/21/2020 - This Republican Running for Congress Is Somehow Too Bigoted Even for Other Republicans

5/21/2020 - Becky Lynch, WWE Superstar, Doesn't Need Her Pregnancy Critiqued

5/21/2020 - Seberg Approaches the Actress's Story With Cowardice

5/21/2020 - Lana Del Rey Could Have Left This One in the Drafts

5/21/2020 - Dear Fuck-Up: I’ve Been Lying to My Wife

5/21/2020 - Consider the Lautner

5/21/2020 - Aunt Becky and Mossimo (of the Target Mossimos) Will Plead Guilty in College Admissions Scandal

5/21/2020 - Freaky Twilight Doll May Actually Be Haunted

5/21/2020 - Kendall Jenner Must Pay for Her Fyre Fest Sins

5/20/2020 - The U.S. Birth Rate Is at Its Lowest in 35 Years

5/20/2020 - Normal People's Producers Demand Sex Scene Compilation Be Removed From Pornhub

5/20/2020 - There's a Perfectly Reasonable Explanation for the Man in J. Lo's Selfie, Allegedly

5/20/2020 - The Weird Saga of the Woman Who Supposedly Refused to Alter Florida's Covid-19 Data

5/20/2020 - Hedge Fund Bros Allegedly Had Fuck, Marry, Kill List of Woman Co-Workers, Including Chelsea Clinton

5/20/2020 - Maineweek Madness: Bad Tweets, Bears, and Tucker Carlson

5/20/2020 - The Craziest, Most Disgusting TV Show Is Coming to Netflix

5/20/2020 - The Passion of Scheana Shay

5/20/2020 - Guitar Hero and Godless Ghouls: Revisiting the Formatively Emo Twilight Soundtrack

5/20/2020 - Thoughts and Prayers for Having a Real Election This Year

5/20/2020 - The Maddening Dullness of Vanderpump Rules

5/20/2020 - They're Married, Perform in Porn, and Now They're Co-Stars and Crew

5/20/2020 - The Big Flower Fight Almost Gets It

5/20/2020 - Here's Princess Margaret Learning to Waterski

5/20/2020 - Trump Is Using the Pandemic As an Excuse to Deport Migrant Children Without Even Telling Their Families

5/20/2020 - Get in Shape Girl: A Century of Working Out from Home

5/20/2020 - Lorde Emerges From Years-Long Quarantine to Announce She's Absolutely 'Jazzed'

5/20/2020 - Judge Approves Plan to Retrieve Titanic Telegraph, But What About Its Ghosts?

5/20/2020 - Tara Reade's Landlords Are Irrelevant

5/20/2020 - Bella Thorne Plays a Bank-Robber Influencer in Infamous Trailer

5/20/2020 - Let's All Move to New Zealand

5/19/2020 - We're Already Talking About Postponing the Oscars

5/19/2020 - New York Times Decides Alison Roman No Longer Sparks Joy, Puts Column on Temporary Hold

5/19/2020 - Pete's Back!

5/19/2020 - Lockdown Protesters Are the New Plague Rats

5/19/2020 - Some Tips For Tiffany Trump Who Graduates into the Worst Recession Since the Great Depression

5/19/2020 - I Read A Bunch of Rodham Sex Scenes So You Wouldn't Have To

5/19/2020 - University of Kentucky Cheerleaders Say They Were Told Not to Wear Underwear in Hazing Ritual

5/19/2020 - Choo Choo! Will the Phaedra Parks Shade Train Roll Back Into Station on Real Housewives of Atlanta?

5/19/2020 - 'Jane Roe' Says She Was Paid by Evangelicals to Publicly Denounce Abortion

5/19/2020 - Jeremy Renner Looks Like a Portobello Mushroom: An Oral History

5/19/2020 - One Lucky May Queen Now Owns the Midsommar Flower Dress

5/19/2020 - Interview With the Vampire Does Not Hold Up, But Kirsten Dunst Still Rules

5/19/2020 - Let's Hit the Open Road for Ice Cream Cones

5/19/2020 - Woman Who Alleges Florida Officials Are Disappearing Covid Data Suddenly Finds Herself Without a Job

5/19/2020 - Rodham Is Pantsuit Nation Erotica

5/19/2020 - Cops Tried to Tase Ahmaud Arbery in 2017 Over Nothing More Than Being a Black Man Hanging Out in a Park

5/19/2020 - Mindy Kaling Will Help Write Legally Blonde 3

5/19/2020 - Happy Birthday to JoJo Siwa, the Master of the Universe

5/19/2020 - A Chat With @ArmasUpdates, the Ana de Armas Stan Account That Deserves to Be Unblocked

5/19/2020 - Temptation Island Will Go On With a Quarantined Crew

5/19/2020 - Once Again, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green Are Separating

5/18/2020 - STIs Are Poised to Spike As Contact Tracers Focus on Covid-19

5/18/2020 - Zoos Are Screwed

5/18/2020 - Kelly Ripa Is Not Here for Your Comments About Her Shiny Face

5/18/2020 - Even Fox News Hosts Think Trump is an Idiot for Taking Hydroxychloroquine

5/18/2020 - This Virus of Great Uncertainty

5/18/2020 - I Thought This Famous Actor Was in Twilight But He Wasn't

5/18/2020 - The Luxury, Status-y Fitness Studio Is on Its Last Gasping Breath

5/18/2020 - Three's Company for the RuPaul's Drag Race Finale

5/18/2020 - Karl Rove Seems Personally Affronted By Obama's Speech to Black College Students

5/18/2020 - Please Enjoy Harry Styles's Ode to Eating 'Watermelons'

5/18/2020 - The Most Brutal Reunion Reads on The Real Housewives of Atlanta

5/18/2020 - Here's an Idea for Renovating Your Living Room

5/18/2020 - The Future of Nightclubs After Covid-19 Is Uncertain

5/18/2020 - The Post-Pandemic Future of Porn

5/18/2020 - Who Isn't Pregnant, at This Point?

5/18/2020 - Eric Attempts to Overtake Don Jr. As the Dumbest Trump Son

5/18/2020 - People Still Want to See Movies in Theaters

5/18/2020 - A Collection of Headlines About Animal Crossing That Convince Me You Should All Find Another Game

5/17/2020 - The Bachelorette's Hannah Brown Says the N-Word, Apologizes

5/17/2020 - New Zealand Is So Good at Social Distancing, Not Even the Prime Minister Can Break the Rules

5/17/2020 - Lilly Wachowski Would Prefer Elon Musk and Ivanka Take No Pill at All

5/17/2020 - University of Utah Police Officer Allegedly Bragged About Having Explicit Photos of a Murdered Student on His Phone

5/17/2020 - Women Have Been Hit Hardest by Coronavirus-Related Unemployment

5/17/2020 - Who's Ready to Go Back to Disney World?

5/17/2020 - What Do the Nations Best Dealing With Covid-19 All Have in Common? They're Led by Women

5/17/2020 - I Wish Obama Spoke at My High School Graduation

5/16/2020 - Saturday Night Social: Everyone Should Get High and Watch the Original Cats Tonight

5/16/2020 - Here's Further Proof That Dogs Are Better Than Cats

5/16/2020 - Maybe If Someone Showed Melania a Picture of Michelle Obama in a Mask She'd Copy Her and Keep Hers On

5/16/2020 - Women in Science Make Outrageous Demand to Be Recognized for Their Work

5/16/2020 - Even Trey MacDougal Hated Trey MacDougal

5/15/2020 - Betsy DeVos Shovels Coronavirus Money to a College People Have Confused With a Cult

5/15/2020 - Tell Us About Your Most Memorable Breakup With a Friend

5/15/2020 - Chloe and Halle Are in a League of Their Own

5/15/2020 - Car Enthusiast Katie Porter Doesn't Want to Hear About Your Escalade

5/15/2020 - Boomer Favorite J.C. Penney Is Facing Extinction

5/15/2020 - Leah McSweeney Is the Breath of Fresh Air The Real Housewives of New York Needed

5/15/2020 - So, Who Wasn't A Creepy Senator In the '90s?

5/15/2020 - Scream and the Art of Being Smart About Being Dumb

5/15/2020 - 'Risking It All for Some Dick': Here Are Your Quarantine Sex Stories

5/15/2020 - Now Is the Time for Some Petty Drama

5/15/2020 - Let's Talk Summer Looks

5/15/2020 - SPIN Magazine Brings Back Founder Who Created Hostile Environment for Women

5/15/2020 - Frozen Will Not Return to Broadway

5/15/2020 - Excuse Me, But Why Is Ashley Benson Kissing G-Eazy?

5/15/2020 - The Actress and the Prince

5/15/2020 - Covid-19 Is Coming For Your Blowout

5/14/2020 - An Ode to Annalise Keating

5/14/2020 - Senator Dianne Feinstein Is Talking to the FBI About That Suspicious Stock Dump

5/14/2020 - Dakota Johnson's Depression Is 'Beautiful' Apparently

5/14/2020 - Mask Off at the Mask Factory

5/14/2020 - Covid Whistleblower Rick Bright Says the U.S. Has Known About N95 Mask Shortage Since 2007

5/14/2020 - The Affordable Skincare of Your Self-Isolation Dreams

5/14/2020 - Anita Hill Worries Coronavirus Heralds a Return to Young, White Status Quo

5/14/2020 - Masculinity Is a Death Cult

5/14/2020 - Soledad O'Brien's Kids Should Let Her Curse More

5/14/2020 - Fuck This Guy Who Spilled an Entire Tub of Cereal On the Subway for TikTok Clout [UPDATED]

5/14/2020 - Tara Reid Remembers Some Gossip: 'Dating' Tommy Lee and 'Beefing' with Lindsay Lohan

5/14/2020 - Longtime Mask Enthusiast Tom Hardy Hates Bags

5/14/2020 - And Now for Some Haunted Dolls

5/14/2020 - Reality TV Captain Says People Should Feel Okay Going on Cruises

5/14/2020 - Julianne Hough Has Some Bullshit Theories On Healing Endometriosis

5/14/2020 - Mary-Kate Olsen's Prenup Is More 'Ironclad' Than Her Cigarette Habit

5/14/2020 - Imagine Being Quarantined With a Ghost

5/14/2020 - The Juicy Gossip From André Leon Talley's Memoir Is Rolling In

5/14/2020 - The FBI Is Digging Into Senator Richard Burr's Shady Stock Sales

5/13/2020 - Prince Harry Is Lonely in Los Angeles

5/13/2020 - Jay Manuel Left ANTM Because He Wanted To, He Says

5/13/2020 - Congrats to Mary-Kate Olsen on Her Impending Divorce!

5/13/2020 - Biden Is Getting Dragged to the Left

5/13/2020 - Garcelle Beauvais Reminds Us She's Still a Sex Symbol

5/13/2020 - Who Threw the First Brick at Hollywood Boulevard?

5/13/2020 - Where Is She?

5/13/2020 - French Serial Killer 'Expert' Admits to Inventing a Murdered Wife for Attention

5/13/2020 - Don Jr., Racism Whisperer

5/13/2020 - Now Is the Time to Drop That YouTube Apology Video

5/13/2020 - It Could Be Worse Than These Mannequins

5/13/2020 - Overconfident Man Thinks He Has a Say in Postponing the Presidential Election

5/13/2020 - Swimming in the Dark Captures Love and Rebellion Among Men in 1980s Poland

5/13/2020 - Gigi and Zaddy Are Farmers Now

5/13/2020 - Learning to Not-Hate My Pandemic Beard

5/13/2020 - It's the Return of Reese Witherspoon the Rom-Com Icon

5/13/2020 - Sounds Like That Socially Distant Travis McCready Concert Won't Happen, After All

5/12/2020 - The Lizzie McGuire Cast and Gordo's Mustache Did a Table Read of the Bra Episode

5/12/2020 - Chasten Buttigieg Is Writing a Memoir

5/12/2020 - A Big Hello to Blue Ivy, Star of Tina Knowles's Mother's Day Video

5/12/2020 - All the Economy-Horny Senators Raw Dogging It At the Fauci Hearings

5/12/2020 - Shopping Will Probably Suck From Now On

5/12/2020 - Thanks for the Nightmares, Norwegian Public Broadcasting

5/12/2020 - RIP Aimee Stephens, Who Fought for Trans People All the Way to the Supreme Court

5/12/2020 - TikTok Pancake Cereal Is a Delicious, Soggy Waste of Time

5/12/2020 - Rockford Peach Mary Pratt, Pioneer of Women's Baseball, Has Died

5/12/2020 - Lawyer for Man Who Filmed Ahmaud Arbery's Killing Sputters All Over Chris Cuomo Interview

5/12/2020 - I'm Inspired By the Fashionable, Muscular Roller Skaters of YouTube

5/12/2020 - Is 'Social Distancing' the Escape Melania Has Dreamed About?

5/12/2020 - Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin Are Really Annoying (To Each Other)

5/12/2020 - Let's Bring Back Pieing Politicians

5/12/2020 - Vanderpump Rules Editor Enjoys Humiliating the Easily Humiliated Scheana Shay

5/12/2020 - Robert Pattison Is a Pasta Freak Who Eats Like an Animal

5/12/2020 - Raise a Glass to Freedom, the Hamilton Movie Is Coming

5/12/2020 - David Lynch's Bizarre Weather Reports Return

5/12/2020 - Trump Ends Press Conference After Mean Women Journalists Press Him to Answer a Question

5/11/2020 - Chrissy Teigen Has Accepted Alison Roman's Apology

5/11/2020 - X Æ A-12's Father Is Being a Real Dick

5/11/2020 - I Love the Deranged Way Kylie Jenner Cuts Her Cake

5/11/2020 - Who Will Get the Rose?

5/11/2020 - Look at This Baby's Face

5/11/2020 - For Those Who Want to Smell Like Harry Styles, Here's a Candle

5/11/2020 - Oprah's Dog Sadie Has Replaced Stedman in the Quarantine Kennel

5/11/2020 - The Best and Worst Backdrops From The Real Housewives of Atlanta Virtual Reunion

5/11/2020 - All Hail Crystal Methyd's Drag Race

5/11/2020 - How the Hair Salon Became a Battlecry For Freedom

5/11/2020 - The Wholesome Joy of the 'Double Rainbow' Guy, RIP

5/11/2020 - The Drama of The Last Dance Was Made for a Real Housewives Franchise

5/11/2020 - What Shirt Will Men Buy Now That They Can't Have the J. Crew Gingham?

5/11/2020 - Look at This 1957 Cadillac of Patio Furniture

5/11/2020 - The Hypebeasts Are Coming for Your Beloved Anti-Consumerist Icons

5/11/2020 - Katy Perry Gets the Finger From the Womb

5/11/2020 - The Real Bailout is Happening on GoFundMe

5/11/2020 - Katy Perry Singing 'Baby Mine' to Her Dog While Wearing an Elephant Costume Is My Own Personal Hell

5/10/2020 - I'm No Expert, But a Socially-Distant Concert Still Sounds Like a Bad Idea

5/10/2020 - Bet Mike Pence Wishes He Wore a Mask!

5/10/2020 - Bad Bunny Is the Only Productive Person in Lockdown

5/10/2020 - Apparently, This Is All Pluto's Fault

5/10/2020 - A Love Letter to Sweet Tomatoes Ranch Dressing, I'll Miss You Most of All

5/10/2020 - RIP Little Richard, Thanks for the Glam, the Rock 'n' Roll, and the Magic School Bus Theme Song

5/10/2020 - Navajo Nation Has Among the Highest Rates of Covid-19 Infections and the Fewest Resources

5/10/2020 - Last Night Was Jill Scott Verzuz Erykah Badu and Everybody Won

5/9/2020 - Saturday Night Social: Do You Think God Is Listening to Trump's Spiritual Advisor?

5/9/2020 - RIP Roy Horn, a True Tiger King

5/9/2020 - Tourism Board Hopes Normal People Makes You Appropriately Horny for Ireland

5/9/2020 - Unsurprised to Report Women Are Doing Way More Home Labor Than Men Right Now

5/9/2020 - Alison Roman Talking Shit About Chrissy Teigen Is a Recipe for Disaster

5/9/2020 - Maybe It's Funnier in French: The Real Housewives of New York Power Rankings

5/8/2020 - Home Care Workers Are the Mothers Lawmakers Ignore

5/8/2020 - I Will Personally Be Thrilled If Stephen Miller Dies of Covid-19

5/8/2020 - The Best Advice You've Received From a Mother Figure

5/8/2020 - Here's an Isolation Love Song, Courtesy of Charli XCX

5/8/2020 - Meet Kristin Cavallari, Incredibly Successful Ex-Wife of Washed-Up NFL Athlete

5/8/2020 - I Asked a Linguist to Pronounce X Æ A-12. He Couldn't

5/8/2020 - Video Is Never Enough

5/8/2020 - Have You Broken Quarantine for Sex? Tell Us Your Story

5/8/2020 - All Hail the Un-Cancelable Cruising

5/8/2020 - All Patio Furniture Should Be Hideous But Comfortable, Just Like This Chair

5/8/2020 - Door-to-Door Hamptons Doctor Will Top Off Fillers While Testing for Coronavirus

5/8/2020 - Is This Hat Good?

5/8/2020 - Is It OK to Thrift Online? Etsy Sellers Discuss How the Pandemic Has Affected Their Businesses

5/8/2020 - Making the Monarchy Into a Real Housewives Franchise

5/8/2020 - Ariana Grande Is Dating a Real Estate Agent Named Dalton

5/8/2020 - Ray J to Become Divorcee

5/8/2020 - Advice for Surviving Lockdown, From a Woman Who Spent Two Years in a Closed Glass Structure

5/8/2020 - Euphoria's Makeup Artist Has Become Her Own Canvas

5/8/2020 - The Grimes/Elon Baby Name Debacle Continues

5/7/2020 - Yes, There Is Going to Be a Coronavirus Rom-Com TV Show

5/7/2020 - Tara Reade Spoke To Megyn Kelly About Joe Biden Assault Allegations

5/7/2020 - I Want Diane Keaton's Black Flame Boots

5/7/2020 - Notorious Germophobe Definitely Doesn't Know the Covid-Positive Valet Whose Job It Is to Wait On Him Day & Night

5/7/2020 - My Press-On French Manicure Makes Me Feel Newly Alive

5/7/2020 - How Does One Bounce Back From Being Broke?

5/7/2020 - The Pastel Hell of One of Kimberly Guilfoyle's Favorite Designers

5/7/2020 - Marilyn Monroe's Hydrating Skin Care Routine, Leaked

5/7/2020 - Spaceship Earth Reassesses Famously 'Failed' Experiment Biosphere 2

5/7/2020 - 'Half the Stuff Was True': Snooki Remembers Some Gossip About Herself

5/7/2020 - Best of Luck to SoulCycle in Selling Riders on 'Socially Distanced' Spin Classes

5/7/2020 - Dear Fuck Up: How Do I Figure Out What I Want in Life When Every Day Feels the Same?

5/7/2020 - OK, Hear Me Out: It's 1970s Kitchen Time

5/7/2020 - On Killing Grandmas

5/7/2020 - The Aggressive Visibility of Camouflage

5/7/2020 - Earnest Internet Man Ansel Elgort Wants to Tweet Sad Things Like the Rest of Us

5/7/2020 - Cindy Adams Has Some Thoughts on Mother's Day During the Pandemic

5/7/2020 - 'It's the Hardest Part of My Career': A Travel Nurse Working in a Covid-19 Hospital

5/7/2020 - 'Covid-19 Parties' May Be the Unfortunate New Pandemic Trend

5/6/2020 - As a Fellow Victim, Kevin Spacey Understands How Hard It Is to Lose Your Job During the Pandemic

5/6/2020 - Are You Positively Shocked to Hear That Women Are Taking on More Household Responsibilities During Lockdown?

5/6/2020 - Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson Have Split

5/6/2020 - Trump Doesn't Like the Massive Coronavirus Death Toll, so Naturally, He's Denying the Numbers

5/6/2020 - Kimberly Guilfoyle's Cinco de Mayo Was Memorable, to Say the Least

5/6/2020 - Basically All We're Gonna Do Is Talk About 'Sneakernight'

5/6/2020 - Chloë Sevigny Gives Birth to Child With Pronounceable Name

5/6/2020 - Fuck Betsy DeVos (More Than Usual, This Time)

5/6/2020 - How Pop Music Rejects Binary Ideas of Gender

5/6/2020 - Where Does Novelist Emily Giffin Find the Energy to Hate Meghan Markle so Much?

5/6/2020 - Revisiting Home Comforts, a Y2K Manifesto in Favor of Control

5/6/2020 - Black Mirror Creator Understands the Last Thing We Need Right Now Is More Black Mirror

5/6/2020 - Rent the Runway Employees Are Suffering as Women Continue to Rent Gowns

5/6/2020 - Get in the Car, We're Going Video Conferencing

5/6/2020 - The End of J. Crew Was Inevitable

5/6/2020 - The Only Obamas I Want to Watch a Documentary About Are Sasha and Malia

5/6/2020 - Brad Pitt and Alia Shawkat Are Still Not Dating, Just in Case You Were Wondering

5/6/2020 - Guess Who Got Special Favors From Jared Kushner's Wildly Incompetent Coronavirus Task Force

5/6/2020 - Vanderpump Rules' Scheana Shay Is Trying This Music Career Thing 'One More Time'

5/6/2020 - We've Been Here Before

5/6/2020 - Nikki Bella Writes in New Memoir That She Was Raped Twice As a Teen

5/5/2020 - Well, Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is Back in the Hospital

5/5/2020 - Looks Like Sephora Wants to Pull Its Stores Out of J.C. Penney

5/5/2020 - Kristin Cavallari Would Like You and Everyone Else to Reconsider the Institution of Marriage

5/5/2020 - As Coronavirus Deaths Rise, Trump's Task Force 'Winds Down'

5/5/2020 - Of Course, Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis's Dystopic 'Quarantine Wine' Was Wildly Successful

5/5/2020 - Denise Richards Stands By Husband's Bizarre RHOBH Dinner Party Comments

5/5/2020 - Ohio State Representative Refuses to Wear a Mask Because God

5/5/2020 - Grappling With the Big Lasagna

5/5/2020 - New York Attorney General's 'Weinstein Unit' Reportedly Investigating Cover-Up at NBC

5/5/2020 - I'm Inspired By This 5-Year-Old Who Tried to Drive to California to Buy a Lamborghini

5/5/2020 - Trump Wishes Women Journalists Were More Like 1950s TV Housewives

5/5/2020 - This 2007 Newsstand Photo Is an Archive of a Tabloid Moment

5/5/2020 - 90 Day Fiancé Explores Reality-Star Upkeep During Lockdown

5/5/2020 - Suspended Between Love and Rage

5/5/2020 - Grimes Gives Birth to First Kid, X Æ A-12 Musk

5/5/2020 - Judi Dench Calls Cats Costume 'Like Five Foxes Fucking On My Back'

5/5/2020 - The Haunting of Shirley Jackson

5/4/2020 - NYPD Officer Filmed Punching Black Man During Social Distancing Arrest

5/4/2020 - Here Are the Only Good Parts Of Vogue's Very Dull Met Gala Oral History

5/4/2020 - Katy Perry Misses Booze

5/4/2020 - Trump's Life Is 'Worse' Than Life of Man Who Was Assassinated, According to Trump

5/4/2020 - Westworld's Season Finale Was a Sweet Release From Itself

5/4/2020 - Trump Administration Urges Country to Go 'Back to Normal' After Doubling Projected Death Toll

5/4/2020 - Gonna Declare the Double Shantay OK

5/4/2020 - All the Fabulous and Freaky Looks From Jezebel's First-Ever Net Gala

5/4/2020 - Judge Says Women’s Soccer Can Continue to Do More Work for Lower Pay

5/4/2020 - I Turned to Extraction for Joyful Violence and a Sexy Chris, But Alas It Was Disturbing

5/4/2020 - Tyra Banks Is Really Going Through It

5/4/2020 - How the Fashionable Face Mask Became a Symbol of Class

5/4/2020 - The Biden Campaign Tries to Meme Into the Hearts of the Suburban 'Empathy Moms'

5/4/2020 - Gaze Upon This Famous Fat Cat Who Lived in a Train Station Toilet

5/4/2020 - Love Island Is Temporarily Canceled, Providing Opportunity to Catch Up On All 300 Hours of Love Island

5/4/2020 - Ryan Murphy's Hollywood Rewrites the Past to Fit the Present

5/4/2020 - Judge Renews Britney Spears Conservatorship Until August, at Least

5/4/2020 - Area Man Thwarted by Disney in Very Chill Quarantine Strategy

5/4/2020 - Welcome to The Attic

5/4/2020 - Pence: Actually I Should Have Worn a Mask at the Mayo Clinic, After All

5/3/2020 - It Looks Like J. Crew Will File for Bankruptcy

5/3/2020 - Poor Carole Baskin Got Pranked by Fake Tonight Show Producers

5/3/2020 - I Would Sell One of My Organs for a Happy Endings Reunion

5/3/2020 - The Bon App Recap: 'Anything Can Be Your Dump'

5/3/2020 - Looks Like More Horny Vampire Stories Are on the Way

5/3/2020 - Just What We Need, Murder Hornets

5/3/2020 - Don't You Dare Misquote Rose Byrne

5/3/2020 - Lady Gaga Once Mounted Leslie Jordan in the Woods

5/2/2020 - Saturday Night Social: Now This Is Art

5/2/2020 - I'm Being Attacked by These AI-Generated Song Lyrics

5/2/2020 - Not Relying on Thoughts and Prayers, Canada Bans Assault Weapons Following Mass Shooting

5/2/2020 - Run the Chateau Marmont Staff Their Checks Already!

5/2/2020 - You'd Think Someone With a Cosmetics Line Would Know Their Foundation Shade by Now

5/1/2020 - Surprise: Kayleigh McEnany Lies After Saying She'll Never Lie

5/1/2020 - The Weirdest Thing You've Seen an Animal Do

5/1/2020 - Dress Up and Dance in the House to This Doja Cat Remix With Nicki Minaj

5/1/2020 - Beverly Hills to Reopen the Botox Economy

5/1/2020 - Do We Really Need Our Shampoo to Be 'Prestige'?

5/1/2020 - The Power of The Exorcist Compels You to Reexamine It

5/1/2020 - Inside New York's Hottest Underground Club

5/1/2020 - Biden Just Wants You To Take His Word For It

5/1/2020 - Covid-19 May Push Lesbian Bars to Extinction

5/1/2020 - A Daycare Provider With Two Teenagers Feels the Weight of the Pandemic

5/1/2020 - Mike Pence is Very Upset That a Reporter Told the Truth

5/1/2020 - Anne Geddes Isn't Going to Share Her 'Mindblowing' Baby Photos for Free

5/1/2020 - Gigi Hadid Is Definitely Having a Baby!

5/1/2020 - My Restless Search for Perfect Sleep

5/1/2020 - Online Pet Scammers Are Taking Advantage of Aspiring Pet Owners