3/30/2020 - Juul Isn't Doing So Well Right Now, Either
3/30/2020 - Retail Shopping May Change Forever
3/30/2020 - Rihanna Wants a Bunch of Babies
3/30/2020 - It's Strike Time
Is Ready for the Revolution
3/30/2020 - They're Really Using a Pandemic to Gut Abortion Access
3/30/2020 - Let's See What Some Christian Influencers Are Up To
3/30/2020 - Heidi's Lip Synch Saved an Unfortunately Medically Themed Episode of
3/30/2020 - Sue Bird Isn't Worried About Being a 40-Year-Old Olympian
3/30/2020 - Influencers Are Social Distancing by Ignoring Lockdown Orders and Embracing #Vanlife
Mama June: Family Crisis
Puts the Perfect Accent on Its Own Destitution
3/30/2020 - A Definitive Ranking of All the Jezebel Pets, As Judged by 3 Kids
3/30/2020 - The Unashamed Empathy of Literature's Original Horse Girl
3/30/2020 - Trump's Sexism Is Going to Get People Killed in Michigan
3/30/2020 - Drake Has a Kid!
3/30/2020 - Chained to the Algorithm
3/30/2020 - Just a Reminder You Can Play
The Oregon Trail
at Any Time
3/30/2020 - It Seems the President Isn't Happy About Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's New U.S. Residence
3/30/2020 - At Least We Got a Virtual Backstreet Boys Reunion Concert
3/29/2020 - New York Hospital System Will Let Partners Into Birthing Rooms, After All
3/29/2020 - Jerry Falwell, Jr.'s Liberty University May Be Experiencing a Covid-19 Outbreak
3/29/2020 - The
Recap: 'We're All Dealing With This Pile of Shit Together'
3/29/2020 - What Am I Supposed to Do Without
The Great British Baking Show
3/29/2020 - So Was Jeanine Pirro Wasted Last Night or What?
3/29/2020 - Does Trump Think We Can Shoot the Coronavirus?
3/29/2020 - There Could Be 100 People in a Room and Apparently None of Them Are Paying the Joanne Trattoria Staff
3/28/2020 - Saturday Night Social: RIP Takaya the Sea Wolf, You Were Better Than Us All
3/28/2020 - Florida Man Defies Odds, Finally Does Something Good
3/28/2020 - Personally, I Would Like to Wash My Hands of These Celebrity PSAs
3/28/2020 - Sure He's in Drag, But Where Did Bad Bunny Get the Hand Sanitizer in His New Music Video?
3/28/2020 - Will Someone Please Consider Wendy Williams's Boobs in All of This
's Julissa Calderon Is Here to School You on 'Gentefication'
3/27/2020 - Unfortunately, Joe Biden Is Launching a Podcast
3/27/2020 - The Time You Saved Someone From Despair
3/27/2020 - Dua Lipa Makes Us DANCE
3/27/2020 - Don't You Dare Pull Any April Fools Shit This Year, Brands
3/27/2020 - When Will Britney Spears Return to TikTok?
3/27/2020 - Coronavirus Is Pushing Reddit's Relationship_Advice to a Breaking Point
3/27/2020 - Please Get These Coronavirus PSAs From the Stars of
Out of My Face!
3/27/2020 - Down Time: Octo Octa On Escaping to Other Worlds in Music and Gaming
3/27/2020 - O-Town's Ashley Parker Angel Recalls Making a Band in Real-Time
3/27/2020 - This Doctor Is Provoking the Right's Narrative That Covid-19 Is No Big Deal
3/27/2020 - A Review of
's Lethargic Season Premiere By Someone Who Knows Nothing About the Kardashians
3/27/2020 - French Montana Accused of Sexual Assault
3/27/2020 - Imbalancing Act: 'The Motto Is, Don't Kill Grandpa'
3/27/2020 - Where Were You When You First Found Out Adam Brody and Rachel Bilson Broke Up?
3/27/2020 - HRH WFH
Making the Cut
Is a Thinly Disguised Amazon Marketing Campaign
3/27/2020 - Arnold Schwarzenegger Wants to Be in Charge
3/27/2020 - Trump Wants To Resurrect the Economy by Easter
3/26/2020 - Starbucks Employees Got Sick, But Stores Stayed Open
3/26/2020 - Britney Spears Didn't Really Beat Usain Bolt's World Record
3/26/2020 - Home Depot Billionaire Wants to Peddle a Bogus Coronavirus Treatment
3/26/2020 - Now Is the Only Good Time to Do Baby Foot
3/26/2020 - My Eyes Have Seen the Glory of the Lord and It's Bad Bunny
3/26/2020 - My Walks of Life
3/26/2020 - A Brief Tour Through the Self-Isolation Spots of The Rich and Famous
3/26/2020 - Fox Blonde Reports on the Difficult Circumstances Women Currently Face
3/26/2020 - 'A Hunger for Survival': Karla Cornejo Villavicencio On Her New Book
The Undocumented Americans
3/26/2020 - I Can Relate to This Black Reporter Getting the Fuck Away From a Herd of Bison
3/26/2020 - We Still Can't Do the 'Oops... I Did It Again' Choreography, 20 Years Later
3/26/2020 - What Are the Paparazzi Doing Right Now? Here Are Some Answers
3/26/2020 - Everyone But Aunt Becky Is Doing Crimes, According to Aunt Becky
3/26/2020 - Down Time: Jillian Tamaki On the Joy of Friend Chat Rooms
3/26/2020 - Second Horseman of the Apocalypse Eliminated from
The Masked Singer
3/26/2020 - Imbalancing Act: 'We’re Doing It, We’ll Get It Done, But It’s Not Going to Come Without Its Price'
3/26/2020 - The End of the Domestic Flex
3/26/2020 - Domestic Workers Are Scrambling for Work in the Age of Coronavirus
3/26/2020 - Here, Presented Without Much Comment, Is a Video of a Baby Hippo Playing With Her Mom
3/25/2020 - Cheesecake Factory Is On a Rent Strike
3/25/2020 - Miley Cyrus and I Are Handling Social Distancing Very Differently
3/25/2020 - The Good, the Bad, and the Very Fucking Ugly of that Proposed Trillion-Dollar Covid-19 Stimulus Package
3/25/2020 - At Least One Republican-Led State Is Keeping Its Abortion Clinics Open, For Now
3/25/2020 - Bury Me Wherever They Archived
3/25/2020 - Who Will Save the Influencers from Themselves?
3/25/2020 - UK Department of Health Approved, Then Revoked, Access to Home Abortion Amid Self-Isolation Orders
3/25/2020 - Thank God for
3/25/2020 - What If Money Could Buy You Class?
3/25/2020 - Megan's 24-Hour Product Diary: Perfume Reminds Me That I Am Still a Human Being
3/25/2020 - Give Drake Some Water
3/25/2020 - An Appreciation of Reese Witherspoon's Dooney & Bourke Bags on
Little Fires Everywhere
3/25/2020 - Plague-Ridden Period Pieces Are the Best Place to Put Your Coronavirus Anxiety
3/25/2020 - Imbalancing Act: 'Are We Being Vigilant Enough?'
3/25/2020 - Child Reporter Claims Kylie Jenner Is Not Dating Travis Scott
3/25/2020 - Now Prince Charles Has Coronavirus
3/25/2020 - Don't Let Trump Get Away With It
3/25/2020 - Coronavirus Partygoer Tests Positive for Coronavirus
3/24/2020 - Mel C Will Always Love Athleisure
3/24/2020 - Security Guard Makes the National Cowboy Museum the Only Good Twitter Account
3/24/2020 - Are Taylor Swift and What's-His-Name Going to Get Married?
3/24/2020 - Joe Biden and Jake Tapper Found Some Time to Bicker About the Vampire Cough
Chris Meloni's Thirst Trap Hinges Entirely On This Kilt
3/24/2020 - New Orleans Has a Plan—at Least for Its Rat Population
's Julissa Calderon Is Not Changing Her Accent
3/24/2020 - Imbalancing Act: 'I'm Concerned About the World the Baby Is Going to Grow Up In'
3/24/2020 - Feminism Means Survival on
3/24/2020 - Niall Horan's
Earnestly Preserves One Direction's Swagger
3/24/2020 - The Olympics May Be Postponed But the Topless Tongan Is Forever
3/24/2020 - Why Are Celebrities Being Treated Like Pandemic Experts?
3/24/2020 - The Coronavirus Pandemic Is Forcing Abortion Providers to Make Impossible Decisions
3/24/2020 - This Man Thinks Your Grandparents Would Die for the Stock Market
3/24/2020 - Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard Outed As Landlords
3/24/2020 - Instagram Is Trying to Promote Accurate Covid-19 Information
3/24/2020 - The Royal Retreat to the Countryside
3/24/2020 - Partners Are Not Pleased With New York Hospital's Decision to Ban Them From Delivery Rooms
3/23/2020 - Sexual Assault Investigations at Universities Are Being Put on Hold
3/23/2020 - Trump's Claims that Antimalarials May Cure Coronavirus Is Now Leading to Deaths
3/23/2020 - Gwyneth Paltrow Thinks You Should Write the Next Great American Novel While Quarantined, Maybe Learn a New Language
3/23/2020 - Of Course Texas is the Latest State Trying to Stop Abortions During the Coronavirus Crisis
Game of Thrones
3/23/2020 - History Sure Is Silly in
Animal Crossing: New Horizons
Is an Instant Self-Isolation Classic
3/23/2020 - When Dick Pound Says the Olympics Are Postponed, He Definitely Means Business
3/23/2020 - Down Time: Grouper on Finding Solace in Octavia Butler Books
3/23/2020 - What's the Witchiest Font Stevie Nicks Could Have Used for This Note?
3/23/2020 - Sophie Turner Tells Coronavirus Naysayers Like Evangeline Lilly to Stop Being 'Fucking Stupid'
3/23/2020 - Condragulations, Leslie Jones, You Are the Winner of Last Week's Challenge
3/23/2020 - Dr. Fauci Is Doing a Good Job So It's Only a Matter of Time Before Trump Fires Him
3/23/2020 - A Pandemic Didn't Stop Woody Allen From Finding a Publisher For His Memoir
3/23/2020 - The Aspirational Fantasy of the Perfect Playroom
3/23/2020 - Let's Watch Kim Kardashian Struggle to Get Dressed
3/23/2020 - Imbalancing Act: 'We Have to Decide Between Paying Rent and Buying Groceries'
3/23/2020 - A
Musical Is Headed to the Stage at Some Point
3/22/2020 - New York Hospital System Bans Partners During Childbirth Amid Coronavirus Outbreak
3/22/2020 - The White House Correspondents' Dinner Is Officially Not Happening
3/22/2020 - Harvey Weinstein Has Reportedly Tested Positive for Coronavirus
3/22/2020 - The
Recap: Carla and Trixie Mattel Are Actively Trying to Save My Life
3/22/2020 - Can Y'all Just Postpone the Olympics Already
3/22/2020 - Marie Kondo's Weekly Routine Has Soothed Me Into Stasis
3/22/2020 - Ohio's Asshole Attorney General Orders Stop to Abortions Because of Coronavirus
3/22/2020 - Angela Bassett, Joe Biden, and Rihanna Walk Into a Club
3/21/2020 - Saturday Night Social: Should I Start Playing Animal Crossing?
3/21/2020 - I Will Social Distance From Space If Protozoa From
Can Come With Me
3/21/2020 - Venetian Fish Are Doing Better Than All of Us Right Now
3/21/2020 - RIP Kenny Rogers, I'll Miss Your Stunning Beard
3/21/2020 - It Looks Like Taylor Swift Was Telling the Truth About Kanye West the Whole Time
3/20/2020 - We're Not 'All In This Together'
3/20/2020 - The Most Generous Thing a Stranger Has Done for You
3/20/2020 - You Can't Do Anything But Love This New Weeknd Song to Pieces
3/20/2020 - Please Teach This Cat How to Properly Practice Social Distancing
3/20/2020 - Ever Think To Yourself, 'Damn, the Villain from
Looks Hung AF,' or Is It Just Me?
3/20/2020 - Get Into the Sweet, Manufactured Magic of
Zumbo's Just Desserts
3/20/2020 - Joe Biden Will Lead As Soon As He Figures Out How This Damn Computer Works
3/20/2020 - Could You Draw Mariah Carey From Memory? We Tried, for Some Reason
3/20/2020 - The Week the Dream Sank
3/20/2020 - Retailers Are Here For You
3/20/2020 - Casting the Perfect Adaptation of Jane Austen's
3/20/2020 - Working Class Hamptonites Want the Richies to Fuck Off Back to Manhattan Already
3/20/2020 - A Guide to Sorting British Murder Mysteries by Mood Based on Their Titles
3/20/2020 - I Finally Achieved My Dream of Being Yelled at By Debbie Allen
Little Fires Everywhere
Stifles Itself With Melodrama
3/20/2020 - Elsewhere, Britney Spears is Doing Beach Yoga
3/20/2020 - Fashion and Beauty Factories Are Now Producing Face Masks and Hand Sanitizer
3/20/2020 - Something Sure Seems Fishy About These Senators and Their Stocks
3/19/2020 - Spanx Founder Offers Wedding Dress to Brides Screwed by Coronavirus
3/19/2020 - Lana Del Rey and the Cop Broke Up!
3/19/2020 - JoJo Is a Social Distance Influencer Now
3/19/2020 - In the Time it Takes to Boil Instant Rice, Cirque du Soleil's CEO Fired Thousands of Employees via Bizarre Video
3/19/2020 - Surgeon General Pleads With Kylie Jenner to Save Us From Coronavirus
3/19/2020 - Let's Pivot to Vintage Pajamas
3/19/2020 - My Best Recollection of the Call I Just Had With Andrew Cuomo
3/19/2020 - Fuck, Marry, Kill: Quarantine Edition
3/19/2020 - Judge Judy Admonishes Man Who Shot and Killed His Girlfriend and Advertised Himself on Facebook as 'Hot as a Pistol'
3/19/2020 - 'Home Isn't a Safe Place for Everyone': How Coronavirus Is Impacting Domestic Violence Shelters
3/19/2020 - How Much Time Is Turtle Time, Exactly?
3/19/2020 - Against Butt Fisting
3/19/2020 - Down Time: Jenny Odell On Live Eagle Cams
3/19/2020 - Help, I Think I'm In Love With Andrew Cuomo???
3/19/2020 - 'Memba Her? She's Gone Now
3/19/2020 - Revisiting the
Franchise With the Tweens of My Family
3/19/2020 - The In-Between History of the Half-Up Hairdo
3/19/2020 - Of Course Ghislaine Maxwell, Jeffrey Epstein's Alleged Co-Abuser, Wants Money From His Estate
3/19/2020 - Kendall Jenner Goes for a Ride
3/19/2020 - Why Are Only the Wives of Heads of State Getting Covid-19? Some Theories
3/19/2020 - I'm Inspired by These Women Running a Marathon in Somaliland
3/18/2020 - Beer Company Now Selling 'Punk Sanitizer' to Help With Shortages
3/18/2020 - London Court Hears More Evidence in Johnny Depp's Libel Suit Against Tabloid Alleging He Abused Amber Heard
3/18/2020 - We Are All Seth Rogen Watching
Stoned in Quarantine
3/18/2020 - Trump Tries Out Some Asian Racism—You Know, For Flavor
3/18/2020 - Do You Think 'Both Hands' by Ani DiFranco Is About Fingering... With Both Hands?
3/18/2020 - Asshole Who Led Central Park 5 Prosecution Mad Enough About Ava DuVernay's Movie to Sue
3/18/2020 - Let's Take a Moment to Reflect on the Greatness (or Whatever It Is) of Judi Dench in
3/18/2020 - No Amount of Social Distancing Can Keep These Celebrities Inside!
3/18/2020 - Keep Real Housewife Jennifer Aydin's Rules at Hand for When We Can Party Again
3/18/2020 - Well, What Are We Doing With These Kids?
3/18/2020 - Here Is What's Not Worth Watching on Streaming Services Right Now
3/18/2020 - What To Expect When You're Expecting During a Pandemic
3/18/2020 - Excuse You, But What in the Ever-Loving Fuck is This?
The Circle Brazil
Outshines the American Version
3/18/2020 - The Complex, Contradictory History of the American Soap Opera
3/18/2020 - Oprah Was Definitely Not Arrested, But Everyone
Has Too Much Free Time Now
3/18/2020 - The Celebrities Are Bored
3/18/2020 - Hell Yeah Marie Newman!
3/18/2020 - Doing the Best We Can
3/18/2020 - A Unique Case, Inevitably: Genesis P-Orridge on H/er Life and Loves in Previously Unpublished Interview
3/18/2020 - Joe Biden Sweeps Primaries Inexplicably Held During Coronavirus Pandemic
3/17/2020 - Vaping Ex-Congressman Duncan Hunter Is Going to Prison
3/17/2020 - Guess Who Helped Pay for Kimberly Guilfoyle's Birthday Party!
3/17/2020 - Oh No, Not Kevin Durant!
3/17/2020 - Fantastically Wealthy and Powerful People Struggle to Figure Out What Money Is Worth
3/17/2020 - I Survived This Mozzarella Poppers Pizza
3/17/2020 - Toasts, Ranked
3/17/2020 - The End of the Bernie Bro
3/17/2020 - Supermodel Giselle Bündchen's Husband Has Broken Up With His Teammates
3/17/2020 - If You Miss Basketball, Consider
3/17/2020 - How Berkeley High's Whisper Network Sparked a Movement
3/17/2020 - In the Midst of a Pandemic, Idaho Republicans Decide to Pass a Bill Targeting Trans Student Athletes
3/17/2020 - Has Chris Cuomo Always Been Hot?
3/17/2020 - Let Them Eat S'mores
3/17/2020 - Maximalism Is Back
3/17/2020 - Here Is a List of Celebrities Who Don't Have Coronavirus (But Were Tested for It!)
3/17/2020 - The Wing's 'Feminist Utopia' Is Made Up of Asshole Members
Is Destined to Be Misunderstood and Disregarded
3/17/2020 - Being a Childcare Worker Has Always Meant Living on the Frontlines
Contestants Have No Idea What the Hell Is Going on Out Here
3/16/2020 - It's the End of the World As We Know It and R.E.M. Is Relevant Again
3/16/2020 - Funerals Are Going Online
3/16/2020 - Oh God, Not Idris Elba
3/16/2020 - Just Postpone the Primaries You Dummies
3/16/2020 - This Nice Doctor Answered All Our Questions About Covid-19
3/16/2020 - A List of Ways to Help People (From a Distance) During Coronavirus
RuPaul's Drag Race
Has Found Both a Villain and an Underdog
3/16/2020 - The Fight For Reproductive Freedom Is Happening Right Now
3/16/2020 - Help, I Accidentally Bought 45 Pounds of Cat Food
3/16/2020 - Peloton Certainly Is Smug Right Now
3/16/2020 - Joe Biden Really Wants You to Forget That He Supported the Hyde Amendment Less Than a Year Ago
3/16/2020 - Join Me for a Brief Moment's Peace in the Form of Harry Styles' Tiny Desk Concert
3/16/2020 - How Many Times Do I Have to Say It: Brad Pitt and Alia Shawkat Are Still Not Dating!
3/16/2020 - Welcome to the
3/16/2020 - It Doesn't Matter That Joe Biden Will Pick a Woman to Be Vice President
3/15/2020 - RIP to Beatrice,
's Beloved Dog Actor
3/15/2020 - An Extremely Chill, Intimate Evening With 2 Adult Men... It's Your Democratic Debate Liveblog, Pandemic Edition
3/15/2020 - California Bars to Close for the Foreseeable Future
3/15/2020 - Ariana Grande Calls Out the Virus Deniers
3/15/2020 - The
Recap: It’s Not Good and Yet It’s Kinda Good
3/15/2020 - Trump's Spiritual Advisor Was Set to Speak at Conference Promising 'Supernatural Protection' From Coronavirus
3/15/2020 - Thank You to Everyone Who Is Choosing to Stay Inside and Masturbate
3/15/2020 - A Pregnant Teenager Died Trying to Climb US Border Wall
3/15/2020 - Bethenny Frankel Put Her Foot on the Necks of American Billionaires
3/14/2020 - Saturday Night Social: RIP Genesis Breyer P-Orridge, the World Will Be Less Interesting Without You
3/14/2020 - Police in Paris Accused of Attacking Women on International Women’s Day
3/14/2020 - Petition to Replace Fake Dead Sea Scrolls With My Fourth-Grade Diary
3/14/2020 - R. Kelly Allegedly Knowingly Transmitted Herpes to Victims
3/14/2020 - Naomi Campbell Is the Queen of Social Distancing
3/14/2020 - The Solitude of Self-Quarantine Is Both Terrifying and Lovely
3/13/2020 - Trump and His Corporate Pals Want You to Know That Coronavirus Is NOT His Fault
3/13/2020 - The Worst Houseguest You've Ever Had
3/13/2020 - Megan Thee Stallion's Delightfully Dirty 'Captain Hook' Will Make You Blush
3/13/2020 - Imagine Arguing in Court That the Women's National Soccer Team Lacks Skill
RuPaul's Drag Race
Queens on How to Approach Backstabbing Friends
3/13/2020 - Please Shake Your Ass While Stress Cleaning Your Apartment This Weekend
3/13/2020 - The Property Brothers and Brad Pitt Are Going to Fix Up Some Houses
3/13/2020 - Disney Parks Are Closing, But Online Ride-Throughs Remain Open and Excellent
3/13/2020 - The Bizarre, Deceptively Sweet World of Comedian Cole Escola
3/13/2020 - The
Took My Lump of Clay Heart and Made Something Beautiful
3/13/2020 - Let the Soothing Drone of Mayor Pete Guest-Hosting
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
3/13/2020 - What The Hell Am I Supposed to Do With This Shit?
3/13/2020 - White Evangelicals Love Trump Now More Than Ever Before
3/13/2020 - Jared Kushner Asked Facebook for Help With His Coronavirus Homework
Never, Rarely, Sometimes, Always
Director Eliza Hittman on Her Tense, Minimalist Abortion Film
3/13/2020 - What Am I Gonna Do Without Wendy Williams to Hate-Watch?
3/13/2020 - Congratulations to Barbara: Peter Weber and Madison Prewett Broke Up 2 Days After the
3/13/2020 - LGBTQ+ Students Forced to Leave Iowa Capitol After Trying to Use Bathrooms
3/12/2020 - No-Contact Food Delivery Is Just Another Reminder We Live in A Dystopia
3/12/2020 - A Federal Judge Has Ordered Chelsea Manning Released From Jail
3/12/2020 - Soulja Boy Invested in A Soap Company At the Perfect Time
3/12/2020 - Weakling CDC Director Promises Free Coronavirus Testing After Grilling By Woman With a Whiteboard
3/12/2020 - The Government Is So Incompetent People Are Turning to
's Screenwriter for Coronavirus Information
3/12/2020 - My Quarantine Stockpile Is Weed
3/12/2020 - Tonight, You Should Watch
, Which Predicted the Horror of Wellness
3/12/2020 - Dusty Childers, Entertainer and Tarot Enthusiast, Gives Our Inner Child a Read
3/12/2020 - What Books Do You Pack for a Pandemic?
3/12/2020 - Kate Elizabeth Russell on
My Dark Vanessa
and the 'Early Aughts
3/12/2020 - The Dynamic Glamour of Black Women in
Waiting to Exhale
3/12/2020 - How Bad Is Your Group Chat About Coronavirus?
3/12/2020 - Sure Seems Like Outdoor Voices' Ousted Founder Is Calling Her Employees Sexist For Complaining
3/12/2020 - Watch Pandemic Expert Mike Pence BS His Way Through a Coronavirus Interview
3/12/2020 - Alexandra Grant Seems Way Cooler Than Her Famous Boyfriend (Keanu Reeves)
3/12/2020 - We Are in Actual Hell
3/12/2020 - Harvey Weinstein Is Back in the Hospital With More Conveniently-Timed Chest Pains
3/11/2020 - Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson Test Positive for Coronavirus
3/11/2020 - Katie Holmes Explains That Cashmere Bra
3/11/2020 - Shower Sex Holds Nick and Vanessa Lachey's Marriage Together
3/11/2020 - Here Come the Coronavirus Layoffs
3/11/2020 - Meghan Markle's Tabloid Transformation From Darling Princess to Scheming Temptress
3/11/2020 - Work From the Bathroom
3/11/2020 - Paulina Chávez Wants More Latinx Variety on Screen
3/11/2020 - Harvey Weinstein's Victims Are 'Grateful' For Any Kind of Justice
Proves That Hillary Clinton Is Likable, But Never Asks What That Got Her
3/11/2020 - Scenes From the Frontline of Hollywood's TikTok Invasion
3/11/2020 - Bernie Sanders Told Joe Biden to Pull the Fuck Up
3/11/2020 - Grizzled Aunt Wendy Lights Candy Cigarette, Prepares to Tell Disease Stories From Back in the Day
3/11/2020 - Scenes from the Daytime Talk Show Coronapocalypse
3/11/2020 - Women Voters Apparently Love Joe Biden, Even If His Policies Are Lukewarm Toward Them
3/11/2020 - Harvey Weinstein Sentenced to 23 Years in Prison
3/11/2020 - Harry and Meghan and William and Kate are Never, Ever Getting Back Together
3/11/2020 - Maybe
Needs More Barbaras
3/11/2020 - Another Good Night for Joe Biden and a Very Bad One for Bernie Sanders
3/10/2020 - Modern Bonnie & Clyde Reportedly Tried to Steal $1K Worth of Beer From Target
3/10/2020 - Coachella Is Officially Postponed
3/10/2020 - Naomi Campbell Was Right
3/10/2020 - Joe Biden, Friend of Unions, Tells Auto Worker Not to Be a 'Horse's Ass'
3/10/2020 - Unsealed Court Documents Reveal Harvey Weinstein Once Wrote Jennifer Aniston 'Should Be Killed'
3/10/2020 - Oprah Winfrey's Empathetic, Ignorant Approach to Immigration
3/10/2020 - Prison Inmates in New York Are Manufacturing Hand Sanitizer, But Can't Use Any
3/10/2020 - Billie Eilish Says 'If I Shed the Layers, I Am a Slut,' Addressing Body Image in Tour Video
3/10/2020 - Corey Feldman Blames Hackers for Online Documentary Debacle
3/10/2020 - Sorry, Everyone! Brad Pitt Is Still Not Dating Alia Shawkat
3/10/2020 - Let's Get Down to Business:
Star Liu Yifei Is Gilded Royalty
3/10/2020 - It's Never Going to Be Hannah Ann, Bud
3/10/2020 - Coronavirus Has Now Killed Intimacy Too!
3/10/2020 - BYU Reverses Its Decision to Allow Same-Sex Relationships
3/9/2020 - Weinstein Accusers Send Open Letter to New York Attorney General for Supporting Unfair Settlement
3/9/2020 - Send Vicky With a V's Sanders Endorsement to the Biden Supporters in Your Life
3/9/2020 - Selena Gomez's First Kiss Was With Dylan Sprouse and She Hated It
3/9/2020 - Let's All Thank the CPAC Attendee Who Has Now Forced Matt Gaetz Into Self-Quarantine
3/9/2020 - Coronavirus Porn Is Almost Appealing
3/9/2020 - Sherry Pie Is an Ominous Cloud Over
RuPaul's Drag Race
Was Right (About Quarantining)
3/9/2020 - Sex Work Abolitionists Are Going After Pornhub
3/9/2020 - Harry and Meghan Royally Stunt One Last Time
Love Is Blind
Was Never Good Reality TV
3/9/2020 - What Is Your Shame Hoard?
3/9/2020 - Donald Trump Jr. Hopes to Prove He's Daddy's Good Boy Once and for All With a Hunter Biden Debate
3/9/2020 - Get Off Your Ass and Block Billionaire Developers With This 90-Year-Old Retiree
3/9/2020 - Where in the World Is Poor Pete Davidson?
3/9/2020 - USWNT Still Winning, Still Not Getting Equal Pay
3/8/2020 - Put Dolly Parton on the Cover of
3/8/2020 - Ted Cruz Does One Reasonable Thing
3/8/2020 - Reese Witherspoon Is Narrating a New Docuseries About 'Fierce' Female Animals
3/8/2020 - The Bon App Recap: If You're Throwing a Dinner Party and Someone Shows Up on Time, That's Unacceptable
3/8/2020 - Harvey Weinstein Is Finally in Jail and Has Been Accused of 16 More Sexual Assaults
3/8/2020 - We're Living in Shell on Earth
3/8/2020 - The Catholic Church Is Apparently Fine With Child Abuse as Long as Priests Move Around a Lot
3/8/2020 - Sarah Palin May Be Related to Halle Berry, But She'll Never Be Invited to the Cookout
3/7/2020 - Saturday Night Social: Kamala Harris Endorses Joe Biden, According to Joe Biden
3/7/2020 - In Move Toward Equality, Women Now Free to Fling Themselves Down Deadly Ice Chute
3/7/2020 - Sanders Releases Reproductive Justice Plan, Calls for Legislative Codification of
Roe v. Wade
3/7/2020 - Principal Requires Students to Submit Pictures Wearing Prom Dresses for Approval
3/7/2020 - Justin Bieber's Cat's Escape Thwarted by Sandra Lee
3/6/2020 - Somehow Television News Missed That Swastika at a Bernie Sanders Rally
3/6/2020 - The Grossest Thing You've Seen at Work
3/6/2020 - Demi Lovato's 'I Love Me' Is Music to Buy Tampons to, and Also Great
3/6/2020 - How Much Chocolate Is Too Much for Taika Waititi?
3/6/2020 - Looks Like Hachette Will Not Be Releasing That Woody Allen Memoir After All
3/6/2020 - I Guess Nancy Pelosi on a T-Shirt Is Supposed to Be Empowering?
3/6/2020 - Abstain From Abstinence This Lent
3/6/2020 - Rich People Have Always Been Assholes During Plagues
3/6/2020 - Please Buy Yourself a Pair of House Shoes
3/6/2020 - The Frivolous Dream of a Woman President
3/6/2020 - Universal Childcare Would Have Changed My Mom's Life
3/6/2020 - Wendy Williams Has Stepped in Some Shit Again Over Ashley Graham's Diaper Pic
3/6/2020 - If You Love Something, Buy it Again
Honors 100 Women, Misses the Point
Host Alex Trebek Was Diagnosed With Pancreatic Cancer One Year Ago
3/5/2020 - Bill Clinton Had An Affair to "Manage [His] Anxiety"
3/5/2020 - Megan Thee Stallion Went on ESPN to Be a Little Shady
3/5/2020 - Give Bailey His Sad Concession Burrito!
3/5/2020 - Hachette Employees Walk Out in Protest Over Woody Allen's Forthcoming Memoir
3/5/2020 - Disgraced Politician Comes Out as Gay Hypocrite
3/5/2020 - Screw Sad Fashion, I Want Feathers and Dumb Shit
3/5/2020 - Let Comedian Chloé Hilliard Help You Ditch Your Dusty Job
3/5/2020 - They Were There All Along
3/5/2020 - Bret Michaels's $170,000 Disinfected Tour RV Can Be My New Tiny Home
3/5/2020 - Urban Prepping for the Coronavirus at the Drugstore
Director Kelly Reichardt on Getting Into 'Cow Comfort Space'
3/5/2020 - Elizabeth Warren's Watch Is Over
3/5/2020 - Grimes Would Like You to Know Her Boyfriend Elon Musk Is Very Similar to Bernie Sanders
3/5/2020 - Relatable Person Elle Fanning Has Also Thrown Up in an Uber
Real Housewives of New Jersey
Reunion Causes Worldwide Glitter Shortage
3/5/2020 - Grindr Is Nobody's Friend
3/4/2020 - Rosalind P. Walter, the First 'Rosie the Riveter,' Has Died
3/4/2020 - Venezuela's President Implores Women to Have Six Babies Each As Country Continues to Crumble
3/4/2020 - Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom's Japan Wedding Plans Might Be in Peril
3/4/2020 - They Are Trying To Kill Us
Real Housewives of New Jersey
's Jennifer Aydin Talks About Not Talking About Money
3/4/2020 - Nicolas Ghesquière Should Not Be Allowed to Do This
3/4/2020 - Hello From Work-at-Home Cartoon Hell, Ruled Over by Peppa Pig
3/4/2020 - Aly Raisman and Simone Biles Don't Want USA Gymnastics' Hush Money
3/4/2020 - Here Come the Meaningless, Mandatory Celebrity Endorsements
3/4/2020 - The Robert Durst Murder Case Has Finally Gone to Trial
3/4/2020 - Jill Biden and Symone Sanders Protect the QB
3/4/2020 - How Will the Democratic Primaries End? A Movie Idea
3/4/2020 - My Immigrant Mom Voted For Bloomberg, But She's Really a Bernie Bro At Heart
3/4/2020 - Bye Bitch!!
3/4/2020 - Pete Davidson Has Something to Say About Celebrity and Masculinity
3/4/2020 - Let's Check in on Britney Spears
3/4/2020 - Overthrowing Roe Without Overthrowing Roe
3/4/2020 - Joe Biden Had a Very Good Night
3/3/2020 - James Franco's Lawyers Claim Accusers Are Jumping 'On the #MeToo Bandwagon'
3/3/2020 - Efforts Now Underway to Make the Oxford Dictionary Less Sexist, Ancient
3/3/2020 - RIP to Laura Dern's Goldfish, Dead at 14
3/3/2020 - Mike Bloomberg Is Nasty
3/3/2020 - The Deification of the Older Black Voter
3/3/2020 - Everything Is Going to be Okay, the Olympics are Still Happening
3/3/2020 - Here's All the Depressing, Dumb Shit You Can Still Buy From Failed 2020 Campaigns
3/3/2020 - All I Want on My Birthday Is for This Asteroid to Blow Earth to Shreds
3/3/2020 - Ignorant Commenters Equate Black Girl Empowerment Commercial With Racism
3/3/2020 - Glossier's Having a Hard Time Trademarking Its Iconic Packaging
3/3/2020 - Imagine Monarchy As a Satirical Workplace Comedy
3/3/2020 - Can Jessica Cisneros Win?
3/3/2020 - Megan Thee Stallion Suing Record Label for Being 'Greedy and Shady'
3/3/2020 - The Recording Academy Has Officially Fired Former President and CEO Deborah Dugan
Tries to Talk About Racism Without Saying Racism
3/3/2020 - Dylan Farrow Calls Hachette's Decision to Publish Woody Allen's Memoir 'Deeply Upsetting'
3/2/2020 - Chris Matthews Resigns From
, Peaces Out Mid-Show
3/2/2020 - Producers Dropped a Character from the
Remake Because of MeToo
3/2/2020 - Jessica Biel Was Out and About Without Her Wedding Ring
3/2/2020 - Bloomberg Allegedly Didn't Want 'Fat Women' Representing His Company, and Other Fucked Up Tales
3/2/2020 - A Random List of Terrible Things We Saw and Heard at CPAC
3/2/2020 - What Pete and Chasten Showed Us
3/2/2020 - Lady Gaga Canceled Earth and Moved Elsewhere to Record Her Next Album
3/2/2020 - Susie Greene Is the Real Style Icon of
Curb Your Enthusiasm
3/2/2020 - The Klobmentum Went Hurtling Off a Cliff
All the Bright Places
Is a Depressing Teen Movie With Great Fall Fashion
3/2/2020 - How Much Lube Did It Take for Kim and Kourtney to Slip Into This Latex?
3/2/2020 - Pete Davidson's Basement Apartment Is a Man Cave Fit for a Teen Boy
3/2/2020 - Klobuchar Cancels Rally After Protesters Remind Voters of Her Biggest Prosecutorial Blunder
3/2/2020 - Widow Von'Du Von'
the Season Premiere of
RuPaul's Drag Race
3/2/2020 - Katy Perry Says She and Taylor Swift Are Too Busy to Be Close Friends
3/2/2020 - The Next Bachelorette Is Who?
The Invisible Man
's Disappearing Brain
3/2/2020 - Michael Bloomberg Is Sorry If He Annoyed Any Women by Being a Creepy, Sexist Boss
3/1/2020 - Meghan Markle Is Going to the Met Gala
3/1/2020 - Jennifer Lopez Didn't Let Anybody Down
3/1/2020 - The Shape of Our Democracy Is BYE!
3/1/2020 - The Bon App Recap: How Come No One Talks About Combos?
3/1/2020 - You Don't Louvre to See It, Coronavirus Fears Shut Down Paris Museum
3/1/2020 - 'Bye Felicia': Kimberly Guilfoyle's CPAC Appeal
3/1/2020 - Please Do Not Invite Me to Katy Perry's Wedding
3/1/2020 - The 'Feminist' Anti-Abortion Movement Is Just the Same Old Bullshit
3/1/2020 - After Biden's Win, Steyer Packed That Azz Up
3/1/2020 - Let Lizzie McGuire Fuck, You Cowards!