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2020 July
7/30/2020 - Ellen DeGeneres Apologizes to Staff for Toxic, Racist Environment on Her Show
7/30/2020 - Tamar Braxton on Mental Health & Reality TV: 'They Promise Us Opportunity but Produce Exploitation'
7/30/2020 - Charlize Theron Is Dating Herself, Which Is Smart
7/30/2020 - Jared Kushner Scrapped a National Covid-19 Response Because it Was Hitting Democratic States
7/30/2020 - Martha Stewart's Ennui-Drenched Instagram is My Favorite Sexy Art Film
7/30/2020 - Jezebel Olympics Day 4: Lunch in the Time of Corona
7/30/2020 - True Crime's Messy, Interactive Renaissance
7/30/2020 -
The Kissing Booth
Sequel
Once Again Appeals to Lovers of Fanfic
7/30/2020 - Trump's Predictable Ass Wants to Delay the 2020 Election
7/30/2020 - A Florida Man Reportedly Used Covid-19 Small Business Loans to Buy $318,497 Lamborghini, Luxury Goods
7/30/2020 - Let's Remember When Jenny Jones and Ricki Lake Fueled Panic Over Goths and Punks
7/30/2020 - Herman Cain Dead From Coronavirus Complications After Attending Trump's Rally, Criticizing Mask Mandates
7/30/2020 - Dear Fuck-Up: I’m Tired of Learning About My Best Friend’s Life from Her Twitter
7/30/2020 - It's Not That Hard to Believe Ramona Singer's Daughter Would Scream at Some FedEx Employees
7/30/2020 - For the First Time Ever, Oprah Winfrey Is Not on the Cover of Her Magazine
7/29/2020 - Kate Winslet Is Going Full Horse
7/29/2020 - Powerful Biden Supporters Are Waging a Campaign Against Kamala Harris
7/29/2020 - Matthew McConaughey, Adventure Memoirist
7/29/2020 - Idiot Republican Congressman Thinks Wearing a Mask Gave Him Coronavirus
7/29/2020 - Jezebel Olympics Day 3: Art, Thy Name Is Toilet Paper Roll
7/29/2020 - The Political, Unglamorous Legacy of
The Real Housewives of D.C.
,
10 Years Later
7/29/2020 - Megan Thee Stallion and the Limits of the Music Industry's Compassion
7/29/2020 - An Archaic 'Nationality' Clause Is Barring Artists Like Rina Sawayama From the Mercury Prize and BRITs Awards
7/29/2020 - Parenting Is an Exercise in Triage
7/29/2020 - Susan Rice Wants Biden to Win, Whether She's VP or Not
7/29/2020 - The Desert of Maine, A Mysterious Goat Murder, and, of Course, Tucker Carlson
7/29/2020 - NYPD Releases Protester After Brutally Shoving Her Into Unmarked Van
7/29/2020 - The Misogynist Who Killed Judge Esther Salas's Son Had a List of More Than a Dozen Targets
7/29/2020 - The Republican Party Continues the Hallowed Tradition of Blaming Its Anti-Semitism on Hackers
7/29/2020 - Bernadette Beck Says Black Actresses on
Riverdale
'Stand There, Chew Gum, and Look Sassy and Mean'
7/29/2020 - Influencer Who Tested Positive for COVID-19 and Fled to the Hamptons May Have Received a $350K PPP Loan
7/29/2020 - Turns Out I Was Right
7/29/2020 - Alicia Keys Is Making a PBS Doc on Black Women Entertainers
7/28/2020 - No, You Should Not Plant Any Mystery Seeds You Get in the Mail
7/28/2020 - What Does Politico Know That We Don't Know???
7/28/2020 - Looks Like The Chainsmokers Are in Trouble!
7/28/2020 - Department of Homeland Security Escalates Its War on Children
7/28/2020 - 'People Love Mysteries/People Love Visions': A Brief Journey Into Lana Del Rey's Poetry Audiobook
7/28/2020 - Jezebel Olympics Day 2: Maybe Facetune Will Help Mitch McConnell Look Like a Human Being
7/28/2020 - Counterpoint: Don't Have Sex With Demons
7/28/2020 - Go Ahead and Fuck a Demon, But Make Sure He Pulls Out
7/28/2020 - Ivanka Trump Is Trying to Act Like Her Father's Administration Cares About Native American Women
7/28/2020 - This Bumbling New Start-Up Helps Conservative Websites Store User Names, Postal Addresses of Anonymous Readers
7/28/2020 -
Z
endaya Gets the Emmy Nomination She Deserves
7/28/2020 - Time For a Swim!
7/28/2020 - Let's Get These Nails Done: An At-Home Manicure for All of Y'all Who Are Stuck at Home
7/28/2020 - Johnny Depp's Libel Trial Comes to an End
7/28/2020 - Everyone Owes Megan Thee Stallion an Apology
7/28/2020 - Everybody Wants a Piece of Kanye
7/28/2020 - Seems Like the President Forgot to Ask the Yankees If He Could Throw Their Ball Around
7/28/2020 - Andrew Cuomo Is Livid About That Packed Chainsmokers Show in the Hamptons
7/27/2020 - Alan Menken Got That EGOT
7/27/2020 - L.A. Sheriff Uses Sexist Slur Against County Supervisor in Facebook Live Rant
7/27/2020 - Kylie Jenner Bought Her 2-Year-Old Daughter a $200K Pony
7/27/2020 - Republicans to Out of Work Americans: Eat Shit and Die, Losers!
7/27/2020 - Megan Thee Stallion Reminds All the Assholes That Getting Shot Isn't a Joke
7/27/2020 - This Friendly Neighborhood Blogger Does Not Have Power Over Your Favorite Pop Star
7/27/2020 - Jezebel Olympics Day 1: Smize Like Tyra Is Watching
7/27/2020 - Look at How Good Chris Pine Looks in a Mask
7/27/2020 - Perhaps the 'Flirtatious Anal Dildo For Cock Hungry Blonde Slut' Is Just Passionate About Transit
7/27/2020 -
90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way
Tells a Story of Passport Privilege
7/27/2020 - Johnny Depp 'Created a Misogynistic Persona' of Amber Heard As 'a Nagging Woman,' Lawyer Argues
7/27/2020 - Welcome to the Jezebel Olympics, the Only Olympics You're Getting This Year
7/27/2020 - Kelly Loeffler is Mad Over WNBA Protests She Knew Were Happening a Month Ago
7/27/2020 - Who is Miss America? A Look Back at the Pageant’s 100-Year History
7/27/2020 -
O: The Oprah Magazine
Will Live Its Best Life Online [Updated]
7/27/2020 - Mysterious Things Are Supposedly Afoot in Lala Kent's Love Life...
7/27/2020 - Someone Please Get the Houston Dash Another Cup for Their Celebratory Drinking
7/27/2020 - Missouri Senator Josh Hawley Would Like to Remind Us He Hates Abortion
7/27/2020 - Raffi, World's Greatest Musician, Writes Song Honoring Portland Moms
7/26/2020 - Things Aren't Looking Good for Movies
7/26/2020 - We Won't Get to See Trump Throw a Ball on TV, After All
7/26/2020 - Unemployment Boosts and Housing Protections End as Coronavirus Cases Continue to Rise
7/26/2020 - Demon Fight!!!!!!!!!!
7/26/2020 - Spencer Grammer Says She's Doing Fine After Some Guy Slashed Her Arm on Friday
7/25/2020 - Saturday Night Social: Remembering Lady Red Couture
7/25/2020 - Bar Exam Takers Prohibited from Smuggling in Tampons and Other Obvious Cheating Aids
7/25/2020 - Iconic TV Host Regis Philbin Is Dead at 88
7/25/2020 - Even Laverne Cox and Trace Lysette Have to Deal With Transphobic Bullshit on Dating Apps
7/24/2020 - Kayleigh McEnany Strikes Fear in the Hearts of Toddlers Everywhere, Erroneously Reports
Paw Patrol
's Cancelation
7/24/2020 - Tell Us Your Ridiculous Class Reunion Story
7/24/2020 - The Club in Our Hearts Is Open, Thanks to Kylie Minogue
7/24/2020 - Look Over There, at Marco Rubio's Flying Saucer
7/24/2020 - A Definitive Ranking of Zodiac Signs, by Someone Who Totally Knows Stuff About Astrology
7/24/2020 - How Jessy Lanza Managed to Transform Her Anger Into Effervescent Pop on
All the Time
7/24/2020 - Bye, Bitch!
7/24/2020 - How Much Will You Have Aged When These Movies Are Finally Released?
7/24/2020 - Trump Still Thinks Cosplaying As Richard Nixon Will Help Him Win the Votes of (White) Suburban Women
7/24/2020 - Area Bad Boy Aaron Carter Reportedly Threatens to Sue A Pug Rescue Organization for Defamation
7/24/2020 - Amber Heard's Sister Testifies in Johnny Depp Trial: There Were 'Signs of Physical Abuse… Early On'
7/24/2020 -
Selling Sunset
's Ice Queen Christine Quinn On Being the Cruella de Vil of Reality TV
7/24/2020 - Let's Redistribute Famous Paintings
I Am Legend
Style
7/24/2020 - Cookie Lyons May Be Getting Her Own
Empire
Spin-Off
7/23/2020 - There's Drama in the Chocolate World
7/23/2020 - Chicago Activist Groups Sue to Block Federal Agents From Interfering With Protests
7/23/2020 - Demi Lovato Celebrated Her Engagement at Nobu, Naturally
7/23/2020 - Stephen Miller's Boss Seems to Have Killed His Grandma
7/23/2020 - TikTok Doesn't Care About You
7/23/2020 - Hearst President Troy Young Has Apparently Just Realized Other People Can Hear Him [Updated]
7/23/2020 - If I Could Turn Back Time, I’d Work Out to Cher’s 1991 Exercise Tape
7/23/2020 - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Accuses Ted Yoho Of Using Wife, Daughters as a 'Shield' For His Misogyny
7/23/2020 - An Easy Breakfast Recipe You Can Whip Up in No Time
7/23/2020 - Fox News Sure Believes Coronavirus Is Real When It's Possibly in Their Office
7/23/2020 - The 'Incomparable' Bella Twins and Their Place in Wrestling Women's History
7/23/2020 - World's Stupidest Fascist Can't Stop Bragging About Passing a Test to Detect Dementia
7/23/2020 - Eminem Is Stressed About What Mariah Carey Might Say in Her Forthcoming Memoir
7/23/2020 - Taylor Swift Is Back in the Woods Now, Back in the Woods Now, Back in the Woods Now
7/23/2020 - 13 Nuns at a Single Michigan Convent Died From Covid-19
7/22/2020 - It's Probably Not Great That
The Affair
's Sarah Treem Is Adapting
Rodham
for Hulu
7/22/2020 - Roy Den Hollander May Also Be Linked to Death of Rival Men's Rights Lawyer in California
7/22/2020 - Jennifer Lopez's Dune Buggies Got Towed in the Hamptons
7/22/2020 - Dr. Fauci Is Sick Of You Bitches
7/22/2020 - Extremely Rich Senator Thinks She's Been Canceled
7/22/2020 - Troy Young, Head of Hearst Magazines, Is Allegedly Unable to Shut Up About His Dong at Work
7/22/2020 -
The Comeback
Stars and Creators Discuss What Valerie Cherish Would Be Doing in the Pandemic
7/22/2020 - Remember When Ben Affleck Tried to Be a Rom-Com Guy?
7/22/2020 - WeWoreWhat's Danielle Bernstein Accused of Stealing Mask Design From a Latina-Owned Brand
7/22/2020 - Ted Yoho Is as Bad at Grammar as He Is at Apologies
7/22/2020 - All the Shit I Bought to Become the Cool Roller Skater I Always Dreamed of Being
7/22/2020 - The Emptiness and Inertia of 'Having Conversations'
7/22/2020 - Trump Briefly Reminisces About Hanging Out In Palm Beach With Accused Child Abuser Ghislaine Maxwell
7/22/2020 - Somebody Made That Dreadful Celebrity Anti-Racism PSA, But Nobody's Talking
7/22/2020 - Amber Heard Says Johnny Depp Threw Bottles 'Like Grenades' During '3-Day Hostage Situation' in Australia
7/22/2020 - Amy Heckerling on Making
Clueless
: 'Everybody in Hollywood Passed on It'
7/21/2020 - Chinese Figure Skater Accuses Trainers of Physically, Emotionally Abusing Young Athletes
7/21/2020 - Corey Feldman Steps Down From Sexual Harassment Committee After Being Accused of Sexual Harassment
7/21/2020 - Will and Jada's Entanglements Reportedly Made Life Hell on the
All of Us
Set
7/21/2020 - Tucker Carlson Advocates for Doxing Journalists Who Are Not Tucker Carlson
7/21/2020 - Our Lady J to Write Pilot for
Rub & Tug
, Rescuing the Story from Scarlett Johansson's Tree Branch Clutches
7/21/2020 - I Listened to This Clip 1000 Times To Determine if a Reporter Called Kayleigh McEnany a 'Lying Bitch' [Updated]
7/21/2020 - Take the Reports of Covid-19 Reinfection With a Grain of Salt
7/21/2020 - What's Up With the French Nobility These Days?
7/21/2020 - 'You're Not a Racist and Neither Am I': The Former Feminist Who Turned to White Supremacy
7/21/2020 - Good Riddance (Again) to Eugenicist Margaret Sanger, Whose Name Will No Longer Adorn Planned Parenthood New York
7/21/2020 - Is Chloe Ting a Robot? And Other Facts About YouTube's Reigning Fitness Queen
7/21/2020 - A Very Lusty Boy Band Playlist
7/21/2020 - Unilever Reportedly Attempted to Get a
Cosmopolitan
Editor Fired for Complaining About Its Skin Lightening Cream
7/21/2020 - Rep. Ted Yoho Called Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez a 'Fucking Bitch' at Work
7/21/2020 - Elon Musk Slams Stupid Baby for Not Developing Faster
7/21/2020 - Suspect in Shooting at Federal Judge's Home Wrote a 2000-Page Rant Targeting 'Feminazis,' Praising Donald Trump
7/21/2020 - Michigan Judge Denies Release of Teen Incarcerated for Not Doing Homework
7/21/2020 - LSD Increasingly Popular Now That 'the World Is on Fire'
7/20/2020 - Study Finds That Facebook Users Love Transphobic Content
7/20/2020 - Former Fox News Personality Accuses Ed Henry of Rape
7/20/2020 - Kim Is Pretty Pissed at Kanye
7/20/2020 - DNC Attempts to Convert the 3 Republican Voters Who Hate Trump More Than They Hate Abortions
7/20/2020 - 2 Salsa Dancers Have Disappeared From a Circus Stranded Seaside in England
7/20/2020 - Marianne Williamson Wants the Hexing Witches of TikTok to Dream Bigger Than the Moon
7/20/2020 - Gunman Who Shot and Killed Son of Federal Judge Esther Salas Reported to Be Notorious Professional Misogynist
7/20/2020 - Barbara Smith Shares the Real Meaning of Identity Politics, the Most Misused Phrase in Our Lexicon
7/20/2020 - A Brief, Nerdy, Only Slightly Self-Effacing Conversation With New Zealand Band The Beths
7/20/2020 - Fast Food and Civil Rights: The Surprising History of McDonald’s in Black America
7/20/2020 - All Superstars Should Take
Under the Cherry Moon
-Sized Risks
7/20/2020 - Which No. 1 Singles from the '80s and '90s Stand the Test of Time?
7/20/2020 - Kimberly Nods
7/20/2020 - Nicki Minaj Is Extremely Pregnant [Updated]
7/20/2020 - Surprise, Surprise: TikTok is Popularizing Pro-Ana Content
7/20/2020 - The Only Good Wall Is Made of Moms Who Hate the Feds
7/20/2020 - Amber Heard Speaks in Johnny Depp Libel Trial: 'I Was Afraid He Was Going to Kill Me'
7/20/2020 - Hamptons Restaurant Owner Performatively Burns Jeffrey Epstein's and Harvey Weinstein's Regular Table
7/19/2020 - At Last, a
Parent Trap
Reunion
7/19/2020 - Pandemic Disney World Does Not Sound Like a Very Happy Place
7/19/2020 - Sorry to Say That This Jeffree Star Apology Is Not Really 'Doing What's Right'
7/19/2020 - Trump Administration Misuses the Word 'Violence' to Justify State Violence in Portland
7/19/2020 - Trump Bestie Roger Stone Called a Black Radio Host a Racist Slur Live on Air
7/19/2020 - August Alsina Dropped a New Song About Jada Called (You Guessed It) 'Entanglements'
7/18/2020 - Saturday Night Social: May All My Drunk Tweet Sprees Be as Good as Susan Orlean's
7/18/2020 - Breonna Taylor Was Allegedly Still Alive After Cops Broke In to Her Home and Shot Her
7/18/2020 - Civil Rights Leaders John Lewis and C.T. Vivian Died Within Hours of Each Other
7/18/2020 - Protect Meg at All Costs
7/17/2020 - Cute: Trump and Pence Are Still Trying to Convince Us That Biden Is a Radical Leftist
7/17/2020 - What's the Dumbest Way You've Hurt Yourself?
7/17/2020 - Jhené Aiko's Summer Anthem Makes Room for Joy
7/17/2020 - Much to the Jezebel Staff's Surprise, Helen Hunt, Holly Hunter, and Jodie Foster Are Different People
7/17/2020 - No, August Alsina Hasn't Watched That
Red Table Talk
Episode Yet
7/17/2020 -
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Is Toxic and Plagued by Racism, Employees Say
7/17/2020 -
Palm Springs
Is Just Like Other Rom-Coms But in a Good Way
7/17/2020 - GOP Warns That Elizabeth Warren's Dog, Democratic Pets Are Uniting for Some Voter Fraud
7/17/2020 - Excuse Me While I Extract My Liver and Mail it to Ruth Bader Ginsburg
7/17/2020 -
The Bold Type
Underestimates Its Sole Black Lead
7/17/2020 - Johnny Depp's Exes Winona Ryder and Vanessa Paradis Say He Was Never Violent Towards Them
7/17/2020 - Put Some Respect on Wishbone's Name
7/17/2020 - Feel Free to Skip the
30 Rock
Special
7/17/2020 - Tori Spelling is the Ideal Spokesmodel For Debt Cancellation
7/17/2020 - Quavo and Saweetie's Relationship Started With a DM Slide
7/16/2020 - Deceased Cat Invited to Register to Vote in Georgia
7/16/2020 - Women Accuse Former Washington Redskins Employees of Sexual Harassment and Verbal Abuse
7/16/2020 - Maybe Don't Debut Your Relationship At a Black Lives Matter Protest
7/16/2020 - White House Uses Big Trucks to Demonstrate Good Values
7/16/2020 - The Calm Will Soon Put People to Sleep Via Television
7/16/2020 - So Long As the Dick Hits Right
7/16/2020 -
The Tyra Banks Show
Tried Very Hard
7/16/2020 - The Unlikely Feminist Journey of Miss America 1971
7/16/2020 - Can Biden Just Pick a VP Already?
7/16/2020 - Champagne (Beard) Papi Sizzles Poolside
7/16/2020 - Jezebel Summer of Bad Books Club: Sisterhood's a Bitch
7/16/2020 - Dear Fuck-Up: How Do I Live With the Choice to Leave?
7/16/2020 - We Asked Ben Affleck What He Looks for When Buying a New House
7/16/2020 - Director Smriti Mundhra On New Dating Show and the Business of Indian Matchmaking
7/16/2020 - Please Help Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom Find Their Dog
7/16/2020 - Amber Heard's Ex-Assistant Claims Heard 'Stole' Her Rape Story
7/16/2020 - Exhale: Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is Out of the Hospital
7/15/2020 - Yes, of Course Ivanka Clutching a Can of Goya Beans Is an Ethics Violation
7/15/2020 - Asheville City Council Unanimously Passes Reparations Resolution
7/15/2020 - Will Smith Says Fame Made His and Jada's Marriage Problems Worse
7/15/2020 - Trump Is Building a Database of American Citizens Which Seems... Bad?
7/15/2020 - Find Three Hot Friends and Buy the
Golden Girls
House
7/15/2020 - Elena Delle Donne, MVP With Lyme Disease, Says WNBA Asked Her to 'Risk Her Life or Forfeit Her Paycheck'
7/15/2020 - Susan Collins Inches Closer to Getting Finally and Eternally Fucked
7/15/2020 - All the Shit We Bought to Escape to the Woods
7/15/2020 - The Trump Family Loves Posing With Food to Pretend They Give a Shit About Latinx People
7/15/2020 - Let Garcelle Beauvais Help You Be a Better Sexter
7/15/2020 - Evan Rachel Wood Shares Theory of How Hollywood Abuse Proliferates in
Showbiz Kids
Doc
7/15/2020 - Statue of Black Lives Matter Protester Replaces Toppled Statue of Racist Old White Man
7/15/2020 - Like Many of Us, Mary Trump Wants Her Racist Uncle to Resign
7/15/2020 - Recently Fired People to Be Replaced by Tyra Banks
7/15/2020 - Johnny Depp's Estate Manager Calls Him an 'Unusually Kind Man'
7/15/2020 - ViacomCBS Fires Nick Cannon for 'Perpetuating Anti-Semitism' on Podcast
7/14/2020 - Naysayers Will Scoff at Another
Dirty Dancing
Sequel, but I Say Bring It
7/14/2020 - Once Again, Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is in the Hospital
7/14/2020 - Ryan Murphy Is Starting a College Fund for Naya Rivera's Son
7/14/2020 - Just in Time for the Second Wave of Coronavirus, No One in America Has Any Health Insurance
7/14/2020 - It Is Always Wrong to Want to Bone a David Tennant Character, Yet We Persist
7/14/2020 - Ghislaine Maxwell Pleads Not Guilty to Sex Trafficking Charges, Judge Denies Bail
7/14/2020 - This New TLC Show Is Making My Vagina Hurt
7/14/2020 - Michigan Apparently Jailed a Black Teenager for Oversleeping and Blowing-Off Homework
7/14/2020 - I Keep My Hair (and the Planet) Healthy Through This Beauty Routine
7/14/2020 - Writer Elizabeth Méndez Berry On Protecting the 'Inconvenient Women' in Hip-Hop
7/14/2020 - Viola Davis Says She Feels Like She 'Betrayed' Herself by Filming
The Help
7/14/2020 - Do You Believe in the Radical Possibility of BTS?
7/14/2020 - Hillary Clinton Wonders Whether Trump Will 'Leave Quietly' If He Loses His Re-Election Bid
7/14/2020 - I Miss Roller Coasters
7/14/2020 - Ivanka Has Some Advice for Unemployed Workers: Just Find a New Job!
7/14/2020 -
Scooby-Doo
's Velma Is Canonically Gay
7/14/2020 - Whoever These People Are Just Got Fired
7/14/2020 - Head of Johnny Depp's Production Company Sent Sexist Texts Calling Amber Heard a 'Sociopathic Show Pony'
7/14/2020 - Tamera Mowry-Housley Is Leaving
The Real
7/13/2020 - Los Angeles Apparel Shut Down Following Covid-19 Outbreak That Infected 300, Killed 4
7/13/2020 - Federal Judge Rules That Women Can Get Abortion Pill Without Doctor Visit During Pandemic
7/13/2020 -
Glee
Cast Hold Hands at Lake Where Naya Rivera's Body Was Found
7/13/2020 - Trump, White House Insist Their Systematic Shitting On Dr. Fauci Is Nothing Personal
7/13/2020 - Let's Appreciate Casey Short's Perfect Ponytail
7/13/2020 - Fancy Ass Toast Restaurant Sqirl Is Under Fire for Selling Artisanal Moldy Jam
7/13/2020 - Betsy DeVos Demonstrates How Much Of an Idiot She Is On National Television
7/13/2020 - Goodbye, Villa Blanca! Can't Say We're Gonna Miss You
7/13/2020 - Naya Rivera's Death Confirmed By Officials [Updated]
7/13/2020 -
Poetic Justice
Is a Movie-Long Exploration of Why Janet Jackson Isn't Smiling
7/13/2020 - Margo Price's Breached Paradise
7/13/2020 - Summer Camp Vibes, Man
7/13/2020 - Washington ‘Redskins’ Will Retire Racist Name After 'Thorough Investigation' (into Cost of Printing New Merch)
7/13/2020 - Matt Gaetz Is a Big Dumb Racist
7/13/2020 - Actress Kelly Preston Dies After Long Bout With Breast Cancer
7/13/2020 - Amber Heard's Lawyers Say Johnny Depp Tried to Stop Her Sex Scenes
7/13/2020 - Everybody's Listening to
Hamilton
Again
7/12/2020 - This Is Just a Nice Story About Some Penguins on a Museum Field Trip
7/12/2020 - Burger King Staff Strike When Trans Colleague Dies After Being Made to Work With Covid-19
7/12/2020 - Disney+ Hates Lady Butts, Loves Man Butts
7/12/2020 - Shit's Still Bad and Getting Worse as Florida Sets Nationwide Record for New Covid Cases
7/12/2020 - Aaryn Lang on Being More Than a Muse and Her Grant to Support Black Trans Women Artists
7/12/2020 - At Last, Some Good News: Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli Lost Money on Their House
7/11/2020 - Saturday Night Social: If Only Trump Would Commute Everyone Else's Sentence, Too
7/11/2020 - 'Strippers and Steaks': Your
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Power Ranking
7/11/2020 - Sports Illustrated Model Valentina Sampaio Calls Attention to Violence Against Trans Women
7/11/2020 - Armie Hammer and Elizabeth Chambers Hammer Announce Their Breakup on Instagram
7/10/2020 - Notorious Haven For Sexual Predators Received Billions In Federal Covid-19 Relief
7/10/2020 - Show Us Your Sad Excuse For a Desk
7/10/2020 - Dua Lipa's Cartoon Avatar Loses Her Mind in the Club
7/10/2020 - Here Are Some Rejected Poems From Lana Del Rey's Upcoming Poetry Debut
7/10/2020 - Jada Pinkett Smith Brought Herself to the Red Table, As Promised
7/10/2020 - Remezcla Co-Founder Promises to Change Toxic Workplace By Staying in Charge, Keeping Things Mostly the Same
7/10/2020 - Goya's CEO Is Tearing the Latinx Community Apart
7/10/2020 -
Home Game
Profiles Some of the Wildest Sports You Didn't Know Existed
7/10/2020 - Mother of Florida Teen Who Died from Covid-19 Didn't Believe Kids Needed Masks, Took Cues from QAnon
7/10/2020 - Margo Price On Her New Album and the Importance of Reinvention
7/10/2020 - Johnny Depp Claims Amber Heard Caused Severed Finger Tip, Alleges 'Human Feces' Led to Separation
7/10/2020 - Donald Trump Very Proud That He 'Aced' a Cognitive Test That Likely Asked Him to Identify a Drawing of a Lion
7/10/2020 - I Have Some Questions for the Sensitivity Committee That Approved This Swastika Necklace
7/10/2020 - Sarah Paulson Also Doesn't Care for Lea Michele!
7/10/2020 - Goodbye Pier 1, the Imperialist Fantasia Rendered in Wicker
7/10/2020 - Melania Trump Statue Set Ablaze
7/9/2020 - There Are No Latinx Shows Left on Network Television
7/9/2020 - Anita 'Lady A' White Knows the Worth of Her Name
7/9/2020 - NBA Athletes Will Receive After-Hours Access to Disney World Attractions
7/9/2020 - Totally Cool, Mature President Says Supreme Court Decision Is 'Not Fair'
7/9/2020 - Some Alternate Name Suggestions for Lady Antebellum
7/9/2020 - 'Zeros! Zeros! Zeros!' TikTok Creators Melt Down Over 'Tikpocalypse' After Video Likes Disappear
7/9/2020 - Cancel Culture Isn't a Culture, It's a Religion
7/9/2020 - Who What Wear's Inane Listicles Are My Guilty Pleasure
7/9/2020 - Unsurprisingly, Harry Styles's Calm App Sleep Story Is Too Erotic for Bedtime
7/9/2020 - Working Out with Rita Moreno
7/9/2020 - The
Unsolved Mysteries
Reboot Is Still Dangerous to Watch Before Bed
7/9/2020 - Nashville's Youngest Coronavirus Victim Was Uninsured, Delayed Care for Days
7/9/2020 - Here's a Big Summer Mood
7/9/2020 - Driver Who Killed Summer Taylor Charged With Vehicular Homicide
7/9/2020 - Soccer Players Put Their Heads Together
7/9/2020 - Erykah Badu Has 'Midas Pussy,' According to Erykah Badu
7/9/2020 - Zendaya Filmed a Secret Movie,
Malcolm and Marie,
During the Pandemic
7/9/2020 - The Creators of
Mucho Mucho Amor
Discuss the Brilliance of Walter Mercado
7/9/2020 -
Glee
Actor Naya Rivera Presumed Dead After She Went Missing While Boating With Her Son
7/9/2020 - Surprise, Trump's Tulsa Rally Probably Caused a Spike in New Coronavirus Cases in the County
7/8/2020 -
The Wonder Years
May Be Coming Back, This Time Under Lee Daniels
7/8/2020 - Now Lady Antebellum Is Suing a Black Performer Over the Name 'Lady A'
7/8/2020 - Kourtney Kardashian Explains Why She Fled
KUWTK
7/8/2020 - Send Betsy DeVos to the Moon, Leave Her There
7/8/2020 - Vice President Pence, Detached from Reality, Says Florida, Texas, and Arizona Covid-19 Outbreaks Are Improving
7/8/2020 - Inside the Fight Tearing TERFs Apart
7/8/2020 - Katie Miller Tried (Really, Very Hard!) But Just Couldn't Give A Shit About Migrant Children
7/8/2020 - The Untold Stories of Black Tennis
7/8/2020 - What On Earth Is This Conspiracy Theory About Yolanda Hadid and Ghislaine Maxwell?
7/8/2020 -
The Baby-Sitters Club
Is Beautiful Teen Escapism
7/8/2020 - All the Shit We Bought For Our Homes Now That We're In Them All Day
7/8/2020 - Johnny Depp Allegedly Assaulted Amber Heard for Laughing at His 'Wino Forever' Tattoo
7/8/2020 - Supreme Court Deals Massive Blow To Birth Control Access
7/8/2020 - Jennifer Aniston Has Been Exploring Her Mind Palace
7/8/2020 - Working Moms Are Being Fired For Being Working Moms
7/8/2020 - The Future of Reality TV Is 'Good Behavior Bonuses' for Not Being Racist
7/8/2020 - Mary Kay Letourneau, Known for Marrying Boy She Raped, Has Died
7/7/2020 - Hilary Swank Goes to Mars in Netflix's
Away
7/7/2020 - Trump to America's Schoolchildren: Haha, You're Gonna Get Sick!
7/7/2020 - Justin Timberlake Down to Destroy the Confederate Statues
7/7/2020 - Like a Young Ted Bundy, Maybe Baby Donald Trump Just Needed More Hugs
7/7/2020 - America Is Drowning in Pandemic Paperwork
7/7/2020 - Kelly Loeffler Doesn't Think Supporting Black Lives Matter Is Good for the WNBA, An 88-Percent Black League
7/7/2020 - Memes Are Robbing Breonna Taylor of Her Story
7/7/2020 - Jezebel's Summer of Bad Books Club: What Does It Mean to be a 'Good Woman'?
7/7/2020 - What Does Ben Affleck Think About Dunkin Donuts Closing 450 Stores?
7/7/2020 - 'Where the White Women At?' Asks the GOP
7/7/2020 - Of Course, We Watched
Hamilton
on Disney+
7/7/2020 - Britney Spears Dances to Beyoncé Weeks After Getting Dragged by the Beyhive
7/7/2020 - Thandie Newton Says Amy Pascal Wanted Her to Be 'More Convincing as a Black Character'
7/7/2020 - Johnny Depp's Attorney Claims Amber Heard 'Invented' Abuse Allegations, Seeks 'Vindication'
7/7/2020 - Melania's Former Adviser Is Publishing a Tell-All, Too
7/6/2020 - Shein Apologizes for Selling Muslim Prayer Mats As Decorative Carpets
7/6/2020 - Art Dealer Claims to Have Located Missing Frida Kahlo Painting, But Probably Didn't
7/6/2020 - Please Do Not Let Halle Berry Play a Trans Man
7/6/2020 - Donald Trump Sure Loves Blaming Innocent Black Men!
7/6/2020 - Amy Cooper Is Now Facing Charges After Calling Cops On Black Bird Watcher
7/6/2020 - Can We All Agree Now That Quibi Was a Bad Idea?
7/6/2020 - Report: Prince Andrew Is Scared
7/6/2020 - An Extremely Intricate Guide to Beauty YouTube's Never-Ending Beef: Shane Dawson vs. Jeffree Star vs. James Charles vs. Tati Westbrook
7/6/2020 - The Only Dead People Donald Trump Even Pretends to Care About Are Statues
7/6/2020 - Mandy Moore Finds It 'Curious' That Ryan Adams Would Apologize Publicly Before Apologizing to Her
7/6/2020 - Introducing Nurse Don
7/6/2020 - Leonardo DiCaprio's Headband Era: The Aesthetics of the Off-Duty Heartthrob
7/6/2020 - Newspaper Owner Apologizes for Publishing Cartoon Equating Face Mask Mandates to the Holocaust
7/6/2020 - Lucky Brand Jeans Files for Bankruptcy, Will Fail to Collect on Inevitable Low-Rise Jeans Revival
7/6/2020 - Ghislaine Maxwell Might Be in Court as Soon as Friday
7/5/2020 - Broadway Actor Nick Cordero Dead From Covid-19 at 41
7/5/2020 - Bassnectar Says He's 'Stepping Back' From His Career After Multiple Fans Accuse Him of Sexual Misconduct
7/5/2020 - Please, I Beg You, a Moratorium on Even Joking About Celebrities Running for President
7/5/2020 - A Seattle Driver Plowed Into Black Lives Matter Protesters, One of Whom Died
7/5/2020 - Air Force Lieutenant Colonel Says Her Vanessa Guillen Comments Were Taken 'Out of Context'
7/5/2020 - Kanye West Is 'Running for President' in the Sense That We're All 'Running for President'
7/4/2020 - Saturday Night Social: Kimberly Guilfoyle and 50,000 Others Test Positive for Coronavirus
7/4/2020 - Indigenous Protesters Arrested for Trying to Keep Donald Trump Off Their Land
7/4/2020 - Shane Dawson Still Has at Least ONE Person in His Corner…
7/3/2020 - Tell Us About Your Messiest 4th of July
7/3/2020 - Ty Dolla $ign, Skrillex, Kanye West, and FKA twigs Walk Into a Club...
7/3/2020 - Tennessee's Abortion Bill Targets People of Color: Report
7/3/2020 - Nobody Likes
Vogue
Portugal's New Cover
7/3/2020 - The Wildest
Real Housewives
Vacations, Ranked
7/3/2020 - Massachusetts City Becomes the First to Recognize Polyamorous Relationships
7/3/2020 - It's Either a Good Time or the Worst Time to Rewatch
The Purge
7/3/2020 - RuPaul Deleted His Social Media
7/3/2020 - The Ideal Summer Quarantine Book Is That Donna Tartt Novel Where the Preppies Start a Sex Cult
7/2/2020 - Skin-Lightening Cream 'Fair & Lovely' Has Been Renamed 'Glow & Lovely'
7/2/2020 - Wealthy Hamptons Residents Are Hiring Security Guards After Protests
7/2/2020 - Some People Really Love Vanilla Ice, Apparently
7/2/2020 - Herman Cain Willing to Die for Donald Trump's Big Boy Rally
7/2/2020 - In Defense of Aprons
7/2/2020 - Will Sand in the Vag Turn Me Into a Sea Monster?
7/2/2020 - Singer Duffy Asks Netflix to Remove
365 Days
for 'Glamorizing Rape'
7/2/2020 - Shit I Bought: Quarantine Edition!
7/2/2020 - Froth, Feathers, Fluff: The History of the Boa
7/2/2020 - Working Parents Are Being Fucked Over As Usual and No One Seems to Care
7/2/2020 - A Tribute to
Floor Is Lava
Contestants Falling Into the Abyss
7/2/2020 - Dear Fuck-Up: I'm Ashamed That My Biological Clock Is Ticking
7/2/2020 - Ugh, These Two Again?
7/2/2020 - Unsurprisingly the Museum of Ice Cream Seems Like a Very Shitty Place to Work
7/2/2020 - Admire the Unadulterated Joy of Soccer Players Shirking Social Distancing Rules
7/2/2020 - Sarah Jessica Parker Is Producing a Dating Show for Singles Looking for Love—Real Love
7/2/2020 - Ghislaine Maxwell, Jeffery Epstein's Alleged Co-Abuser, Has Been Arrested [UPDATED]
7/2/2020 -
Essence
CEO Resigns After Essay Accuses Him of Sexual Harassment
7/2/2020 - Just Kidding, Mary Trump's Tell-All Book Is Now Good to Go
7/1/2020 -
Normal People
Won't Have a Second Season, Unless it Does
7/1/2020 - D.C. Socialite Hosts Fancy Dinner Party, Exposes Guests to Coronavirus
7/1/2020 - What Did Joss Whedon Do Now?
7/1/2020 - President Trump Reportedly Regrets Pandering to The Blacks™, Listening To Jared Kushner's 'Woke Shit'
7/1/2020 - I Got My Child Caterpillars: Greetings From My New Poop-Filled Life
7/1/2020 - Influencer From New York City Attempts to Re-Wild Some Lobsters in Maine
7/1/2020 - The Problem With Shitty Women Bosses Isn't That They're Women, It's That They're Assholes
7/1/2020 - I'm Inspired By Godzilla's Daughter Coming Out As Trans
7/1/2020 - What the Hell Is This Racist Debutante Parade in St. Louis?
7/1/2020 - Kanye West Can't Dress, and Neither Can Elon Musk
7/1/2020 - Do We Have Elton John To Blame for the Kardashians? He Thinks So
7/1/2020 - Meghan McCain Doesn't Trust Dr. Fauci Because He Didn't Blame Protesters for Covid-19 Uptick
7/1/2020 - Benee Explained, for Ya Old Ass
7/1/2020 - Wigging Out During the Pandemic
7/1/2020 - Luckily For YouTuber Myka Stauffer, 'Rehoming' Her Adopted Son Isn’t Illegal, Just Horrible
7/1/2020 - Police Officers Under Investigation for Allegedly Mocking Elijah McClain at Aurora Memorial
7/1/2020 - Did August Alsina Have an Affair With Jada Pinkett Smith, Or What?
7/1/2020 - What a Week for Women in Politics!
7/1/2020 - Fox News Anchor Ed Henry Fired Over Alleged Sexual Misconduct
7/1/2020 - Nine Harvey Weinstein Survivors Awarded $19 Million Settlement