1/30/2020 - Fiona the Hippo May Be Clairvoyant
1/30/2020 - Lisa Vanderpump's Dog Foundation is Facing a Sexual Harassment Lawsuit
1/30/2020 - Jessica Simpson Kissed Justin Timberlake A Decade Ago
1/30/2020 - Everyone Agrees That Alan Dershowitz Is Dumb as Hell
1/30/2020 - The Recording Academy Crisis Is Bigger Than the Grammys
1/30/2020 - Sex Work as Seen Through the Lens of Director Numa Perrier's
1/30/2020 - Detective Stabler Fandom Lives Forever on YouTube
1/30/2020 - Recently Exorcised Julianne Hough Has Transcended the Physical Plane to Somewhere Her Husband Probably Isn't
1/30/2020 - Hey Dude? Shut Up
1/30/2020 - E. Jean Carroll's Attorneys Want Trump's DNA for Defamation Suit
1/30/2020 - Vanessa Bryant's Statement Reveals the Relentless Nature of Superstardom
1/30/2020 - I Would Like to Never Think About
1/30/2020 - Kelis Opens Up About 'Being Assaulted From a Business Perspective' and 'Being Assaulted in the Home'
1/30/2020 - Please Don't Use Coronavirus as an Excuse to Lean Into Racism
1/30/2020 - Court Documents Say New Orleans Saints May Have Had Input on Which Priests Were Included on Abuser List
1/30/2020 - There's Nowhere Left for Sabrina to Descend in
1/30/2020 - Ciara—Pregnant!
1/30/2020 - PETA Wants a Robot Groundhog to Predict the Weather
1/30/2020 - What Is Kumail Nanjiani Watching on His Premium Pornhub Subscription?
1/29/2020 - Watch This Man Theatrically Collapse in Shock Over the Value of His Old Rolex
1/29/2020 - Selena Gomez Says Justin Bieber Was Emotionally Abusive
1/29/2020 - Tacky Trump Official Tweets Identity of Alleged Whistleblower, Dares Haters to @ Him
1/29/2020 - The Gwen Stefani/Blake Shelton Marriage Rumor Industrial Complex is Ruining My Fucking Life
1/29/2020 - Let's All Get Matching ERA Tattoos
1/29/2020 - Nordstrom Is Getting Into the Luxury Resale Business
1/29/2020 - 13 Questions I Have For Bernie Sanders About The Strokes
The Biggest Loser
Isn't About Wellness, It's About the Spectacle of Fat People's Pain and Tears
1/29/2020 - FDA to Finally Investigate Whether Instagram Influencers Are Controlling Your Mind
Ford v Ferrari
Is the Longest Car Commercial Ever Nominated for Best Picture
1/29/2020 - Remember When Michael Bloomberg Got That Teacher Fired?
1/29/2020 - French Writer 'Regrets' Child Sexual Abuse, But Says, Hey, Nobody Told Me It Was Wrong
1/29/2020 - BTS Performed Barefoot on
Late Late Show
, Bless Them
1/29/2020 - Kim Kardashian Swears She Didn't Mail Herself a Giant Orange Ivy Park Gift Box
1/29/2020 - Jeffrey Epstein Confidant and Victoria's Secret CEO Leslie Wexner May Finally Step Aside
1/29/2020 - SAG-AFTRA Releases Guidelines for Intimacy Coordinators on Sets
1/29/2020 - Shayanna Jenkins-Hernandez Wanted Nothing to Do With the Aaron Hernandez Docuseries
Events Keep Getting Canceled
1/28/2020 - David Schwimmer Says He Pushed for More Diversity on
1/28/2020 - Sorry Jay-Z, This Suit Is Pink
1/28/2020 - Mike Pompeo Says Mean Lady Reporters Can't Come on His Super Fun Airplane Trip
1/28/2020 - Michael Bloomberg Meets A Dog For What Can Only Be the Very First Time
1/28/2020 - Elle Duncan Had a Feelings Talk and Now We're Suffering Through #GirlDads
1/28/2020 - 4 Looks for Being Exiled to the Moon
1/28/2020 - The
's Troll Playbook Isn't Just Outdated, It's Malicious [UPDATED]
1/28/2020 - Canadian Murderer Encouraged to Visit Sex Workers by Parole Officer Kills Sex Worker
1/28/2020 - Has Book Criticism Become Incredibly Spicy Lately?
1/28/2020 - Stay Away From Him, Get a Job!!!
1/28/2020 - ProPublica Releases a List of 6,754 Priests Accused of Sexual Abuse
Thinks Your Favorite Superhero Movie Sucks
1/28/2020 - Degrassi's Co-Creator Taught Teens That Growing Up Could Be Weird
1/28/2020 - Is This Shoe OK? Maison Margiela's Tabi Boot x Reebok Instapump Fury Sneaker
1/28/2020 - Justin Bieber Just Really Loves Kissing His Wife
1/28/2020 - South Dakota Legislator Pushing Anti-Trans Bill Compared Gender-Affirming Care to Nazi Medical Experiments
1/28/2020 - OK Boomer, Let's Find Love (on
1/27/2020 - Chipotle Fined Over $1 Million for Child Labor Violations
1/27/2020 - Woman With Coronavirus Symptoms Dodges Security to Eat in Michelin-Starred Restaurant
1/27/2020 - Irina Shayk Is Not Afraid to Cut Ties
1/27/2020 - John Bolton is Really Going All Out on His Book Tour
1/27/2020 - There Is No Such Thing as 'Equal but Different' Gender Roles
Could've Been Called
Marriage, Is It Bad?
1/27/2020 - How to Talk About Kobe Bryant’s Legacy
1/27/2020 - Prince Andrew Has in Fact Provided 'Zero Cooperation' to Federal Investigators
1/27/2020 - Oprah Has Read the Comments About the
1/27/2020 - The Brexit Coin Is Further Proof of a Coming Dystopia
1/27/2020 - Justin Bieber's Show
Refuses to Dig Deeper
1/27/2020 - Lana Del Rey Maybe Got Her Grammys Dress at Dillard's, Which Rules
1/27/2020 - The Grammys Did Not Ask FKA twigs to Sing (But Should Have)
1/27/2020 - Do You Think Priyanka Chopra Helped Nick Jonas Clean His Teeth at the Grammys?
1/27/2020 - The Recording Academy Claims It'll Do Better, Even Though It Probably Won't
1/26/2020 - Here Are Your 2020 Grammy Winners
1/26/2020 - The Spotted Pig Might Close Following Sexual Harassment Settlement
1/26/2020 - Teens, Rise Up! Lil Nas X Watched
After School With the Rest of Us
1/26/2020 - Brazil's Government Tells Teens to Save Sex for Marriage
1/26/2020 - John Bolton's Book Reportedly Confirms Trump Did the Big Crime
1/26/2020 - Open Thread: Thank U, Next! It's the 2020 Grammy Awards
1/26/2020 - Newspaper Defies Odds, Proves It Is in Fact Possible to Endorse Just One Candidate
1/26/2020 - According to Trump's Spiritual Advisor It's Apparently Okay to Ask God to Terminate Pregnancies as Long as They're Satanic
1/26/2020 - Drowning in Ruffles and Sequins On the 62nd Grammys Red Carpet
1/26/2020 - Kobe Bryant Reportedly Dead in Helicopter Crash [Updated]
1/26/2020 - Silicon Valley CEO Clarifies Outrageous Job Posting Looking for a Nanny: 'I Need a Wife'
1/26/2020 - Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan's Kid Can Be an Influencer but Only If They Both Agree
1/25/2020 - Saturday Night Social: I'm (this) baby
1/25/2020 - This Chic Skeleton Is Honestly a Better Passenger Than I Ever Will Be
1/25/2020 - If AOC Can't Be the Present, There's Hope 'She Is the Future'
Premiered at Sundance and I Need to See It Immediately
1/25/2020 - Taylor Swift Won't Perform 'The Man' at the Grammys Because Of, Well, The Man at the Grammys
1/24/2020 - President Trump Is Shit at Keeping His Lies Straight
1/24/2020 - Your Most Ridiculous Breakup
1/24/2020 - The
Sequel Is Official, But Can It Compete With a New
1/24/2020 - Do Not Attempt to Stifle Megan Thee Stallion's Twerking
1/24/2020 - Collectively, the Jezebel Staff Is Almost Qualified to Work as a Rich Person's Butler/Nanny
1/24/2020 - Elizabeth Wurtzel Understood that Mental Health Is a Crucial Part of Women's Rights
1/24/2020 - HHS Is the Anti-Abortion 'Department of Life' Now, According to Alex Azar
1/24/2020 - Death to Blue 'Period Blood' in Maxi Pad Ads
1/24/2020 - Who Are You in the Gwyneth Paltrow Vehicle
1/24/2020 - They Dead Girl'd Nancy Drew
1/24/2020 - Silicon Valley CEO Family Looks to Disrupt Living by Outsourcing Their Entire Existence to Contract Laborer
1/24/2020 - A Night of White Empathy at a Reading for
1/24/2020 - A Goop-Approved Practitioner Pulled Energy Out Of Julianne Hough's Butt At Davos
1/24/2020 - An Ode to The Metal Rat, This Year’s Lunar Mascot
1/24/2020 - Kristin Chenoweth is Also Scared of Coronavirus
1/24/2020 - Grammys Deny That Their Voting Process Is Corrupt
1/24/2020 - Trump Administration Implements a New Rule to Stop 'Birth Tourism'
1/23/2020 - Anne Hathaway Is a Reporter Who May or May Not Have a Moral Compass
1/23/2020 - NCAA Board Plans To Establish a Sexual Violence Policy for College Athletes
1/23/2020 - Wendy Williams Didn't Fart, Okay!
1/23/2020 - Prince Charles Sucks Just as Much as Mike Pence
1/23/2020 - Add American History to the List of Things Betsy DeVos Does Not Understand
1/23/2020 - Try A Little Earnestness
1/23/2020 - Disney's
Life with Derek
Stars Have Always Known How Horny and Borderline Incestuous That Show Was
1/23/2020 - Lean Into Full Dirtbag, Justin Bieber
RuPaul's Drag Race
Season 12 Casts New Queens in All Your Favorite Roles
1/23/2020 - I'm Inspired By This Cat Who Everyone Thought Was Sick But Is Actually Just an Asshole
1/23/2020 - Netflix's
the goop lab
Is a Boring Ride Through Wellness Mania
1/23/2020 - Jean Paul Gaultier Threw Himself a High Fashion Funeral
1/23/2020 - 'We Needed to Do Something to End This:' Why a Group of Black Moms Took Over a Vacant House in Oakland
1/23/2020 - The Desperate and Opportunistic 'Rough Sex' Defense
1/23/2020 - Michelle Carter to Leave Prison for Good Behavior
1/23/2020 - Tinder Wants Safer Dates And Less Catfish
1/23/2020 - Channing Tatum Has Popped, Locked, and Dropped Back Into Jessie J's Arms!
1/23/2020 - Awkwafina Is Scrappy and Scammy in
Nora from Queens
1/23/2020 - Virginia Passes Bill Easing Abortion Restrictions
1/22/2020 - This Woman Used a Louis Vuitton Purse to Make a Prosthetic Leg
1/22/2020 - Weinstein's Rape Trial Opened With Graphic Stories From Six Accusers
1/22/2020 - Looks Like Justin Timberlake's Apology Instagram Did the Trick
1/22/2020 - The Girls Are Fighting... Again
1/22/2020 - We've Thought a Lot About Fucking Mr. Peanut, and We Have Additional Thoughts
1/22/2020 - Utah Judge Rules It's 'Lewd' for a Woman to Be Topless in Her Own Home
1/22/2020 - Would U: Let Mr. Peanut Nut?
1/22/2020 - The Long History of Joe Biden Working With Republicans to Gut Social Security
1/22/2020 - I Fucked Up My Face to Better Understand Elizabeth Warren
1/22/2020 - Is This Shoe OK? Alexander McQueen's Transparent-Soled Oversized Sneaker
Alum Katya Zamolodchikova Revels in the Embarrassment of Being Alive
1/22/2020 - Are We There Yet? Kicking Rocks at the Women's March
1/22/2020 - The Petty Politics of Who Gets to Be 'Her Royal Highness'
1/22/2020 - Here's Another Case of Alleged Sexual Assault on an Airplane
1/22/2020 - I’m Still Haunted by What Pete Buttigieg Would Bring to the Cookout
1/22/2020 - Grammys Chief Rips Racist and Sexist Academy's 'Boys' Club' in Filed Complaint
1/22/2020 - Olivia Jade vs. Aunt Becky vs. the United States Government
1/22/2020 - Hillary Says She'd Back Bernie, After All
1/21/2020 - CMT Says It'll Start Giving Equal Video Airplay to Men and Women Artists
1/21/2020 - The Saudi Crown Prince Allegedly Did Hack Jeff Bezos's Phone
1/21/2020 - Timothée Chalamet Went to Bed, Bath & Beyond With Zendaya, Without Tiny Goatee
1/21/2020 - Everything Is Just (Im)Peachy
1/21/2020 - Your Least Favorite Senators Wore Some Ugly Fashions on the Impeachment Catwalk
1/21/2020 - Who's the Milk Man? An Impeachment Trial Open Thread
1/21/2020 - Tracy's 24-Hour (Hand-Foot-and-Mouth Disease) Product Diary: I Wanna Peel Off My Skin Like Gloves!!!
1/21/2020 - Get Yourself a Subway Read and You'll Never Have to Cut Your Books in Half Again
1/21/2020 - Peggy Siegal Compares Bad Press About Her Jeffrey Epstein Connection to 'Nazi Germany'
1/21/2020 - Hillary Clinton Is Not Helping
1/21/2020 - Netflix Pulls a Horse Girl Out of Our Collective Middle School Memory and Sticks Her in a Movie
1/21/2020 - Sperm Donations From Dead Men Are Apparently the Future
1/21/2020 - Karl Lagerfeld's Cat Choupette is Surely Richer Than You
1/21/2020 - Welcome to Canada, Dude!
1/21/2020 - KFC Is in Trouble for Ad That Shows Boys Ogling a Woman's Cleavage
1/20/2020 - At Last, Liam Hemsworth 'Truly Is Happier Now'
1/20/2020 - HBO's
We Are the Dream
May Be the Emotional Salve That Gets Us Through This Hell Winter
1/20/2020 - The 49ers' Katie Sowers Will Be the First Woman and Openly Gay Coach to Head to the Super Bowl
1/20/2020 - Leave Martin Luther King Jr. Alone
1/20/2020 - Beyoncé Knows Her Athleisure, But Not Her Audience
1/20/2020 - The
New York Times
Editorial Board's Endorsement is Essentially Useless
1/20/2020 - Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt Got Divorced Fifteen Years Ago
1/19/2020 - Comme des Again?
1/19/2020 - Maybe Beyonce Will Get That Grammy for Lemonade After All
1/19/2020 - Don't Worry Straight People, Chasten Buttigieg Wouldn't Dare Be Photographed Near a Dancer Pole
1/19/2020 - Paris Hilton 'Knew Something the Whole World Didn't'
1/19/2020 - Oprah Backed out of a Documentary About Russell Simmons but Her Decision Had Nothing to Do With Russell Simmons Okay
1/18/2020 - Saturday Night Social: This Florence Pugh Mukbang Saved My Life
1/18/2020 - Uncensored Photos of the 2020 Women's March, Just in Case the National Archives Get Their Hands on Them
1/18/2020 - If You're The Person Who Stole This Famous Artwork Can You Please Just Admit It Already
1/18/2020 - The National Archives Honors Women By Censoring Them
1/18/2020 - Taylor Swift Wanted Justin Bieber Kicked Out of Her Gym, Which Honestly Feels Correct
1/17/2020 - The Trump Administration Is Giving Michelle Obama Pettiness For Her Birthday
1/17/2020 - Tell Us About the Most Disastrous Meal You've Ever Made
1/17/2020 - Jonas Brothers' 'What a Man Gotta Do' Is an Ode to Wife Guys Everywhere
1/17/2020 - It's an Election Year, So Get Ready for Some Hillary
1/17/2020 - Nooooooooooo: Rihanna and Hassan Jameel Are Reportedly Done
1/17/2020 - Oprah Says Russell Simmons 'Attempted to Pressure' Her Into Leaving Film About His Accusers
1/17/2020 - Matthew McConaughey and Hugh Grant Set Up Their Old-Ass Parents On a Date
1/17/2020 - Dr. Pimple Popper Removes a Lump the Size of a BABY From Man's Shoulder
1/17/2020 - Unfortunately, Young Tom Steyer Could Get It
1/17/2020 - Lara Trump Is an Honorary Black Now
1/17/2020 - I Don't Want to See Anyone's Belly Button Ever Again
1/17/2020 - Joe Biden Lies to the
New York Times
About His Attempt to Gut the ACA's Contraceptive Coverage, Rambles Incoherently About the Hyde Amendment
1/17/2020 - The Checkered History of Royals With Jobs
1/17/2020 - Missouri Helicopter Parents Would Like to Jail Librarians for Letting Kids Read
1/17/2020 - Karlie Kloss Is Very Passionate About Different Issues, Like Voting Democrat and Hating Her In-Laws
1/17/2020 - Grammys Head Fired Over Misconduct Claim, But Other Employees Allege a 'Coup'
1/16/2020 - Watchmen Might Be Over, But We Still Have Regina King
1/16/2020 - Cardi B Can Rob Me, But Only if She Wears the Mask
1/16/2020 - Ariana Grande is Getting Sued Over '7 Rings' But Apparently It's Not 2019?
1/16/2020 - New Report Claims the Trump Administration's Crime Guys Definitely Committed Crimes
1/16/2020 - Netflix's
Makes Me Feel Alive
1/16/2020 - Mariah Carey To Be Inducted Into Songwriters Hall of Fame, At Long Last
1/16/2020 - Two Decades After
, the Black Experience at White Colleges Remains Fractured
1/16/2020 - His Waist Is SNATCHED
1/16/2020 - Biology Test Asks High School Freshman to Solve a Rape
1/16/2020 - Things Aren't Looking Too Hot for Aunt Becky and Her Husband
1/16/2020 - Wendy Williams Lusts for Larry David (And Is Sorry for Discussing Joaquin Phoenix's Cleft Palate)
1/16/2020 - The Only Thing To Put in a 'Lady Drawer' Is Loads of Plan B
1/16/2020 - The Making of a 'Liar'
1/16/2020 - A Casting Director Once Told Lana Condor to 'Be More Like Hello Kitty'
1/16/2020 - Lev Parnas Is the Only Snitch We Recognize
1/16/2020 - A Woman's Place Is on the Hell Throne
1/16/2020 - Gigi Hadid Will Definitely Not Be An Impartial Juror at Weinstein Trial
1/16/2020 - Some Chaotic Suggestions for the
New Great British Bake Off
1/16/2020 - Pope Francis Appoints a Woman to High-Ranking Vatican Role
1/15/2020 - Director Accuses M. Night Shyamalan of Stealing Her Plot for 'Servant'
1/15/2020 - South Dakota Bill Aimed at Criminalizing Gender Transition Surgery for Minors Heads to Vote On Friday
1/15/2020 - Does Megxit Mean No Royal Stipend Or What?
1/15/2020 - Lev Parnas' Lawyer Is Probably Shitting Himself Right Now
1/15/2020 - The Beautiful Fantasy of the Pretty, Crazy Girl
1/15/2020 - Why the ERA Is Not a White Woman's Battle
1/15/2020 - Inside the Spectacular Implosion at the Romance Writers of America
1/15/2020 - Fuck Less Frequently for a Fun Surprise (Menopause)
1/15/2020 - New Lawsuit States Jeffrey Epstein Trafficked Hundreds of Girls and Young Women to His Private Island
1/15/2020 - Teen Has Fun, Christian School Responds Predictably
1/15/2020 - The Tabloids Foreshadowed Kaia Gerber and Pete Davidson's Breakup a Week Ago!
1/15/2020 - I Pine for Joey From Netflix's
1/15/2020 - Goodbye,
1/15/2020 - If a Priest Fucks in the Amazon, Can a Pope Allow It?
1/15/2020 - Sorry, Your Cat Might Consume Your Corpse When You Die Alone
1/15/2020 - Tom, What Did You Hear?
1/15/2020 - Megxit Twist! Meghan Markle's Dad Will Testify Against Her in Tabloid Lawsuit
1/15/2020 - Whitney Houston Is the Only Woman Among This Year's Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Inductees
1/15/2020 - Man Challenges Ex-Wife, Lawyer to a Duel
1/14/2020 - Can a Woman Win? There's Only One Way to Fucking Find Out
1/14/2020 - What the Hell Is Going on With Michael Bloomberg's Campaign Twitter Account?
1/14/2020 - Tennessee Senate Approves Bill Permitting Faith-Based Agencies to Stop LGBTQ Couples From Adopting
1/14/2020 - Mom and Dad Please Don't Break Up: A Democratic Debate Liveblog
1/14/2020 - Vanessa Hudgens and Austin Butler Are Done
1/14/2020 - Could Rebellious Teens Please Just Go Back to Worshipping the Devil?
1/14/2020 - What Does Sex Ed In a Post-MeToo World Even Look Like?
1/14/2020 - Suzanne Somers Would Like You to Know That She and Her Husband Are Very Horny
1/14/2020 - The WNBA's New Contract Gets Just a Little Closer to Pay Equity
1/14/2020 - Opening Ceremony to Close All Retail Locations 'Some Time in 2020'
's 'ChampagneGate' Was a Master Class in Sadistic Producing
1/14/2020 - Anna Wiener On
And the Intoxicating Promise of Tech
1/14/2020 - America's First Children's Librarian Thought
1/14/2020 - In True Cruella De Vil Fashion, San Francisco Doesn't Want to Give Up Fur
1/14/2020 - Meghan Markle Would Rather Just Text You
1/14/2020 - Dating Apps Like Grindr and Tinder Share Your Personal Information
1/14/2020 - Let's See How YouTubers Are Making NikkieTutorials' Coming Out Video About Themselves
1/14/2020 - Florence Pugh's Russian Accent Is Almost Convincing in
1/14/2020 - An American Airlines Employee Sent a Woman Harassing Texts After Stealing Her Number Off Her Bag Tag: Report
1/13/2020 - Warren Says Sanders 'Disagreed' That a Woman Could Win the Presidency
1/13/2020 - Gigi Hadid Is Pretty Sure She Could Be an Impartial Juror at Harvey Weinstein's Rape Trial
1/13/2020 - Can Everyone Just Take a Breath and Log Off for a Minute?
1/13/2020 - Which of the Jezebel Staff Is Most Qualified to Be President?
1/13/2020 - Mueller Witness Pleads Guilty to Child Sex Charges
1/13/2020 - Two Houses Is Better Than a Divorce
1/13/2020 - Thinx Period Panties May Contain Crotch Toxins
1/13/2020 - Chip and Joanna Gaines are Selling $6 Sprigs of Fake Eucalyptus at Target
1/13/2020 - Jezebel Investigates: How Tall Is Bernie Sanders?
1/13/2020 - For Rosie Perez, Patriarchy Has 'Always Been Part of My World'
1/13/2020 - Cory Booker Ends His Presidential Campaign, Still Apparently Dating Rosario Dawson
1/13/2020 - There Is No Real Beef Here
1/13/2020 - Boob Molds, Mosaic Prints, and Boring Basics at the 2020 Critics' Choice Awards
1/13/2020 - Royals Don't Bully People, According to Some Royals
1/13/2020 - 'Congratulations to Those Men,' Who Are Your 2020 Oscar Nominees
Still Looks Nonsensical, Will Return in March
1/12/2020 - I Bow Down to Billy Porter's Butterfly Sleeves & Gigantic Pantsuit
1/12/2020 - Cardi B 2028?
1/12/2020 - Elton John Now Implicated in Megxit
1/12/2020 - Arizona Politician Who Resigned After Sex Crime Allegations Hopes Everyone Forgot Because He's Running Again
1/12/2020 - What Does a Giant Hole Have To Do To Get A Little Privacy Around Here?
1/12/2020 - Horny Male Finally Contributes to Society
1/12/2020 - The Greatest Athlete of All Time Wins Another Title
1/12/2020 - Women to Once Again Save the Day After the Failure of a Man
1/11/2020 - Saturday Night Social: Hey, Do I Know You from Somewhere?
1/11/2020 - Murderer in Indiana Sentenced to 65 Years In Prison After Stabbing Classmate Pregnant With His Child
1/11/2020 - 'The Rapist Is You' Protestors Chant Outside Weinstein Trial
1/11/2020 - In New House Tour, JoJo Siwa Warns of the Perils of Land Scarcity
1/11/2020 - Janelle Monáe Tweets #IAmNonbinary, the Start of 20-THEMTY
1/10/2020 - Trump Administration Still Distressingly Vague About Soleimani's Supposed 'Imminent Attack'
1/10/2020 - The Worst Clothing Item You Own
1/10/2020 - Halsey Should Be Sad
1/10/2020 - That Viral
Proposal Video Is Adorable, You Humorless Cretins
1/10/2020 - Fear and Loathing From an Antiwar Protest
1/10/2020 - Hydration Expert Jennifer Aniston Dethroned As Smartwater Baroness After 12-Year Reign Over the Planet's Water Supplies
1/10/2020 - Can Cate Blanchett Make a Series About Phyllis Schlafly Endurable?
1/10/2020 - My Winter Crush Is Subway Raccoon
1/10/2020 - Pack Up the Crystals: Marianne Williamson Suspends Her Presidential Campaign
1/10/2020 - Michelle Obama is Here to Break Instagram TV
1/10/2020 - Would You Have Sex With Larry David?
1/10/2020 - BBC Host Wins £700,000 in Gender Pay Discrimination Suit
1/10/2020 - Justin Bieber Begs Fans to Game the System and Stream 'Yummy' on Repeat While They Sleep
1/10/2020 - Goop Takes to the High Seas
1/10/2020 - Pop a Pimple, Save a Marriage?: Another Wacky
Dr. Pimple Popper
1/10/2020 - Oprah Claims Megxit is Not Her Fault, Which Seems Obvious?
Editorial Staff Had No Idea About That Mysterious Facebook Advertorial: Source
1/9/2020 - Michael Bloomberg Eats What You Grow
1/9/2020 - American Horror Story: Infinity
1/9/2020 - The Lizzie McGuire Reboot is in Peril
1/9/2020 - Sarah Huckabee Sanders Wants Trump to Bomb His Way Through the Middle East Without Pesky Interference of Congress
1/9/2020 - ¡Adiós, Bitches!
1/9/2020 - Goodbye to the Totally Unroastable Ecleen Caraballo
1/9/2020 - How to Talk to Your Son About Pants
1/9/2020 - The Only Person Who Still Loves Low-Rise Jeans Is Olivia Wilde
1/9/2020 - Just Try to Pry This Beautiful OTC Sleep Pill Out of My Hands
1/9/2020 - It's Going to Be Lonely in That Castle, Bitch!
1/9/2020 - Anita Hill Encourages Entertainment Industry Workers to Take a Survey on Workplace Sexual Harassment
1/9/2020 - Billy Porter Thinks 'Bitches Are Scared. And They Should Be'
1/9/2020 - Republican Lawmakers Now Want to Prevent Trans Students From Competing in Girls and Boys Sports
May Have a 10th Life as a Cult Classic
1/9/2020 - Welcome to Megxit? A-Markle-lypse? Harry-geddon?
1/9/2020 - Welcome to Sam's Club, I Mean, Kim Kardashian West's Hidden Pantry
1/9/2020 - Timothée Chalamet Grew a Hideous Little Goatee And It Sucks
1/9/2020 - Leonardo DiCaprio Rescued a Guy Who Fell Off His Yacht, Which Was More Than Rose Would Have Done
1/8/2020 - Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is Starting Out 2020 With Zero Cancer
1/8/2020 - Grimes Is Giving Birth to Something
1/8/2020 - Everything Is Not Fine
1/8/2020 - As a Young Metropolitan Person, I Am Ready to Die on an Electric Scooter
1/8/2020 - Elizabeth Warren Wants to Reminds Us Who She Is
1/8/2020 - Meghan and Harry Have Quit Being Royalty
1/8/2020 - Stupid Exercise Moves, Ranked
1/8/2020 - What's Inside North West's Birkin Bag?
1/8/2020 - The
Hot Monsters of
Graduated to Some Version of Adulthood
1/8/2020 - 'Influencer' Is a 'Disgusting' Word, Says Extremely Influential Influencer
1/8/2020 - White Women Headlined More Films Than Ever in 2019, While Roles for Women of Color Declined
1/8/2020 - Who Really Needs Royals Anyway?
1/8/2020 - Lisa Vanderpump and Ken Todd Have Been Sued for Failing to Pay Employee Wages
1/8/2020 - Emmy Rossum Will Star in a Show About L.A. Billboard Icon Angelyne
' Real Life Ramona Is Suing Jennifer Lopez's Production Company
Creator Silvio Horta Has Died at 45
1/7/2020 - Gwyneth Paltrow on Chris Martin's New Girlfriend, Dakota Johnson: 'I Love Her'
1/7/2020 - Elizabeth Warren Gave an Excellent Lesson in Ignoring Meghan McCain
1/7/2020 - CDC Study Finds Millions of Teen Girls Are Getting Unnecessary Pap Smears
1/7/2020 - Who Is This?
1/7/2020 - Is This Shoe OK? The Ugg x Eckhaus Latta Open Toe Court Mule
1/7/2020 - Did You Happen to Notice the New
Features Horses Galloping Around in Deep Space?
1/7/2020 - France Is Finally Reckoning With Decades of Shoulder-Shrugging Over Child Sexual Abuse
1/7/2020 - Spotted Pig Owner Ken Friedman to Pay Accusers $240,000 in Sexual Harassment Case
1/7/2020 - Timothée Chalamet Is Too Hot to Play Young Bob Dylan
1/7/2020 - Put Some Respect on Kealia Ohai's Name
1/7/2020 - Artificial Intelligence Offers Companies a New Way to Fake Diversity
1/7/2020 - Elizabeth Wurtzel Has Died at 52
1/7/2020 - Don Jr. Endorses Killing Muslims and Putting Hillary Clinton in Prison Via Assault Rifle, Naturally
1/7/2020 - Chloë Sevigny—Pregnant!
Didn't Need Hannah Brown
1/7/2020 - If You Care About
in 2020, Please Seek Help
1/6/2020 - There's No Good Reason Why the Four Day Work Week Shouldn't Happen
1/6/2020 - This Poor Woman Has Pubes Growing Out of Her Face and It's Not Her Fault
1/6/2020 - Selena Gomez Rang in 2020 By Getting Stung By a Portuguese Man O' War
1/6/2020 - Donald Trump Very Intrigued By the Idea of Committing War Crimes
1/6/2020 - Someone Evil Left Bottles Full of Bedbugs in an Ohio Walmart
1/6/2020 - Ricky Gervais Has Become His Character from
1/6/2020 - Harvey Weinstein Is Not a Husband Who Strayed
1/6/2020 - Prove Your Manhood with an Open Floor Plan
1/6/2020 - Harvey Weinstein Charged With Sex Crimes in Los Angeles [Updated]
1/6/2020 - Portland Woman Charged With Hate Crime After Ripping Hijab Off Another Woman's Head
1/6/2020 - Goop Crawls Into a Vagina to Promote New Netflix Show
1/6/2020 - The Desperate Trail to Safe-Haven Abortions in Colorado
1/6/2020 - Knives Out for the
Sequel: Even More Knives Out
1/6/2020 - Chet Hanks Reemerges at Golden Globes With Confounding New Accent
1/6/2020 - Harvey Weinstein's Trial Finally Begins
1/6/2020 - Julián Castro Endorses Himself As Vice President
1/6/2020 - Rachel Bilson and Bill Hader, Who Seem to Be Dating, Made it (Red Carpet) Official
1/5/2020 - Here Are All Your 2020 Golden Globe Winners
1/5/2020 - Michelle Williams Advocates for Abortion Access in Golden Globes Acceptance Speech
1/5/2020 - Here's Your Shiny and Golden (Globes) Open Thread!
1/5/2020 - All the Fancy-Ass Fashion On the 77th Golden Globes Red Carpet
1/5/2020 - Accused Rapist Harvey Weinstein Thinks He's Going to Make a Comeback
1/5/2020 - Please Caption This Photo of Fleabag Meeting Logan Roy & Don Draper
1/5/2020 - Elizabeth Warren Says What We're All Thinking
1/5/2020 - Adele and Harry Styles Went to the Beach
1/4/2020 - Saturday Night Social: At Last, Someone Is Standing Up for White Men
1/4/2020 - Republicans Want Don Jr. to Run for President, for Some Terrible Reason
1/4/2020 - Meat Loaf, No!
1/4/2020 - Vanessa Hudgens Says Her Nudes Leak Was 'Really Fucked Up,' Which Is Correct
1/3/2020 - President Trump Is Kicking Off the New Year With a Big Ol' Troop Surge
1/3/2020 - The Time You Tried to Reinvent Yourself Over the New Year
1/3/2020 - Justin Bieber's 'Yummy' Is Delicious Ty Dolla $ign Worship
1/3/2020 - Why Is There Always a Dead Girl?
1/3/2020 - How Long Can You Endure Watching This Foot Fungus Removal?
1/3/2020 - Mountain Lions Cannot Have a Little Human Flesh as a Treat
1/3/2020 - Would You Live in Dr. Phil's Son's Tim Burton-Inspired Hell Mansion?
1/3/2020 - Methodist Leaders Would Rather Break Up Entire Church Than Accept Marriage Equality
1/3/2020 - Should Feminists Be Working Harder to Steal Drinks Out of Men's Hands?
1/3/2020 - Tell Alex Trebek How Much You Love Him
1/3/2020 - Massachusetts Psychic and Crystal Light Therapist Arrested for Trying to Put a Demon in a Barbie Doll
1/3/2020 - Dr. Pimple Popper and the Third Testicle That Actually Wasn't
1/3/2020 - The 2 Veterans Running for President Still Haven't Released Official Statements on Iran [UPDATED]
1/3/2020 - Failing to 'Awaken Opportunities' With Goop-Approved Oracle Cards
1/3/2020 - Jeffree Star Now Haunts the Evil Castle of a Supervillain
1/2/2020 - Marianne Williamson Lays Off Entire Campaign Staff, Yet Remains Seemingly Unfazed?
1/2/2020 - Margot Robbie Has an Alt Twitter Account, and I Don't Want to Find It
1/2/2020 - Crime Guy Rudy Giuliani Signs Up to Tell On Himself at Impeachment Trial
1/2/2020 - What the Trump Kids Were Up To While You Were Enjoying Your New Year
1/2/2020 - The
Editor Who Pointed Out That Trump Sucks Is Retiring
1/2/2020 - Here Are the 207 Members of Congress Who Just Asked SCOTUS to Consider Overruling Roe v. Wade
1/2/2020 - Massachusetts Might Stop Forcing Minors to Get Parental Permission for Abortions
1/2/2020 - Hey, It's Lizzie
1/2/2020 - Slap Me, Pope Francis
Surviving R. Kelly Part II
Features His Victim-Blaming Former Manager
1/2/2020 - Julián Castro Ended His Campaign, But His Questions About Race and the Party's Future Endure
1/2/2020 - Does the Museum Model Work?
1/2/2020 - Happy New Year to Zooey Deschanel and Jonathan Scott, Specifically
1/2/2020 - Jesus is Woke and Snippy as Hell in Netflix's
1/2/2020 - It’s Still Hard Out Here for Women Directors
1/2/2020 - Robert Durst Confirms He Wrote Anonymous 'Cadaver' Letter
: Wages for Housework and the Refusal to Be Productive
1/1/2020 - I Saw the BTS Light and It Was Extremely Fucking Good
1/1/2020 - Oh God, This Promo Special Saluting
1/1/2020 - In Defense of