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2020 February
2/28/2020 - President Trump Is The First Black President, Apparently
2/28/2020 - Your Birthday Horror Stories
2/28/2020 - Lady Gaga Brings the Old Lady Gaga Back, Kind of
2/28/2020 - The WWE Needs to Get Better at Faking Gender Equality
2/28/2020 - Who Knew That Pants Rule?
2/28/2020 - Chris Matthews Is Allegedly a Creep Both On and Off Camera
2/28/2020 - Put All the Culkins on Television
2/28/2020 - Donald Trump Is Leading Anti-Abortion Activists to the Promised Land
2/28/2020 - A Collection of the Creepiest Shit Michael Bloomberg Has Allegedly Said to and About Women
2/28/2020 - Rick Owens Is Giving You One Look for Every Mood
2/28/2020 - At CPAC, Everything Is Fine and Coronavirus Is a Media Conspiracy
2/28/2020 - Bad Bunny Used His
Fallon
Performance to Spotlight the Murder of a Puerto Rican Trans Woman
2/28/2020 -
Paris Is Burning
Director Jennie Livingston on Legacy, Controversy, and Harvey Weinstein
2/28/2020 - We Tried to Look Up How to Buy Stocks But It's Just Too Much
2/28/2020 - The Road to
RuPaul's Drag Race
Is All About Growth
2/28/2020 - It's Definitely Corona Time
2/28/2020 - Area Teens Have Zero Chill
2/28/2020 - Republicans Are Trying to Ban Drag Queen Story Hour
2/27/2020 - Woman Allegedly Called 911 After Her Parents Cut Off Her Cell Phone Service
2/27/2020 - Mark Halperin Thinks Being Canceled Is Like Having Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
2/27/2020 - A Diva Never Forgets A Snub
2/27/2020 - Turns Out the Troops Do Not Care if Fellow Service Members Are Trans
2/27/2020 - Let Me Live in Lucy the Elephant
2/27/2020 - Former Baltimore Mayor Catherine Pugh Sentenced to 3 Years in Prison Over Children's Book Scandal
2/27/2020 - Why Are Netflix Teens All Dressed Like Aging Hipsters?
2/27/2020 -
To All the Boys'
Anna Cathcart Explains How to Weed Out Fake Friends
2/27/2020 - We Have Always Been Very Horny
2/27/2020 - Gwyneth Paltrow Suddenly Has Very Standard Beliefs About Why People Get Sick
2/27/2020 - Taylor Swift Has Chosen a Mascot for Masculinity
2/27/2020 - Explaining Michael Bloomberg, Who Should Have Paid Jezebel to Be Nicer to Him
2/27/2020 - Johnny Depp's Threatening Texts About Amber Heard Read Aloud in Court
2/27/2020 - Khloe Kardashian Is Ready To Fuck These Bottles of Febreze
2/27/2020 - No, Love Is Not Blind, But It Has a Great Imagination
2/27/2020 - Mike Pence, Who Enabled a Massive HIV Outbreak As Governor, Is Handling U.S. Coronavirus Response
2/26/2020 - Florida Woman Arrested for Killing Her Boyfriend By Leaving Him in a Suitcase
2/26/2020 - 'Sexy Baby Voice' Is Definitely a Result of the Patriarchy
2/26/2020 - Harry Styles Stopped at a Delaware Wawa for a Hoagie
2/26/2020 - Trump Administration Can’t Promise You’ll Be Able To Afford Coronavirus Vaccine
2/26/2020 - Looks Like Coronavirus Is Going to Kill Beards
2/26/2020 - Bloomberg Showed Us How He Likes to Deal With Women
2/26/2020 - I Will Brave the Misty Bluffs of Scotland For Some Free Tampons
2/26/2020 - I Wrote the Bill
2/26/2020 - White Weddings and the Politics of Taste
2/26/2020 - Please Just Give Me All the Old
Oprah
Episodes
2/26/2020 - Inside the Extremely Vanilla World of Pete Buttigieg Fanfiction
2/26/2020 - Can Jennifer Garner's New Boyfriend Fall Back For a Sec?
2/26/2020 - I'm Inspired By These Amorous Australian Baboons
2/26/2020 - Parents Are Filing FCC Complaints Over Shakira and J. Lo's Super Bowl Halftime Show
2/25/2020 - London Doctors Are Accused of Removing a Transgender Man's Vagina Without His Consent
2/25/2020 - Convicted Rapist Harvey Weinstein Hired a 'Prison Consultant' to Help Make Life in Prison Easier
2/25/2020 - Adrien Brody & Georgina Chapman Are Dating????
2/25/2020 - Just Another Fun Night With All Your Best Buds: It's Jezebel's 10th Democratic Debate Liveblog!
2/25/2020 - Like Most of Us, Justices Sotomayor and Ginsburg Can Dislike Trump and Work at the Same Time
2/25/2020 - Duffy Tells Fans Why She 'Disappeared'
2/25/2020 - Enter the Hot Pocket Heiress
2/25/2020 - Low Desire, Faked Orgasms, and Shame: The Fallout of the Unfinished Sexual Revolution
2/25/2020 - We Have Been Taught to Expect Nothing
2/25/2020 - The Dangerous, 'Relatable' Appeal of Lara Trump
2/25/2020 - School for Children With Hearing Loss Reports Sexual Abuse Spanning Decades
2/25/2020 - How the Hell Did BTS Perform in an Empty Grand Central Station?
2/25/2020 - Martha Stewart Loves American Cheese, and I Love Martha Stewart!!
2/25/2020 - Annabella Sciorra Says Her Weinstein Testimony Was 'Painful But Necessary'
2/25/2020 - An 11-Year-Old Girl Brought an AR-15 to a Gun Legislation Hearing, As You Do
2/24/2020 - Activists Plan General Strike in Mexico Following Cuts to Women's Programs
2/24/2020 - Harvey Weinstein Is Taking a Little Hospital Detour on the Way to Jail
2/24/2020 - Vanessa Bryant Is Suing the Helicopter Operator She Says Is Responsible for the Deaths of Her Husband and Daughter
2/24/2020 - Trump Just Scored Another Anti-Abortion Victory
2/24/2020 - Beyoncé Opens a Day of Mourning at the Staples Center
2/24/2020 - We Sat in the Presence of Dinosaurs at
Jurassic World Live
and Made It Out Alive
2/24/2020 - Surprise, Luxury Hotels Are Struggling to Rein in Influencers Who Want Everything for Free
2/24/2020 - A New Book Explores Women Who Are 'Too Much'
2/24/2020 - Rihanna Is Right as Always
2/24/2020 - Harvey Weinstein Found Guilty of Criminal Sexual Act and Third-Degree Rape
2/24/2020 -
Hidden Figures
Mathematician Katherine Johnson Has Died
2/24/2020 - Canadian Millennials Forced to Rename Their Blog
2/24/2020 - Louisiana Finds New Ways to Make Survivors of Domestic Violence Pay, Literally
2/24/2020 - Gigi Hadid, Zayn Malik, and Jake Paul Are Fighting!
2/24/2020 - Auschwitz Memorial Thinks Nazi-Hunting Show
Hunters
Goes Too Far
2/23/2020 -
One Tree Hill
Reunion Photos Prompt Existential Crisis in Me, a Very Big Former
One Tree Hill
Fan
2/23/2020 - Phillie Phanatic: Still Got It
2/23/2020 - Marianne Williamson Casts Powerful Endorsement Spell on Bernie Sanders
2/23/2020 - The Bon App Recap: "Penne Can Go Fuck Itself"
2/23/2020 - Legend and Icon B. Smith Has Died at 70
2/23/2020 - I Will Consent to Getting Married at Disney World If Lil Nas X Promises to Show Up
2/23/2020 - Bernie Sanders is Having a Very Good Week
2/23/2020 - Cardi B on Trans Kids: 'Let People Find Their Happiness'
2/22/2020 - Saturday Night Social: Much Like Actual Friends, the Show Will Also Not Get Out of My Living Room
2/22/2020 - Don Jr. Enjoys Killing Endangered Things Like Sheep and Our Democracy
2/22/2020 - Is The Coronavirus Attempting to Cancel Men and Also Cruises?
2/22/2020 - Gay Mormons at BYU Can Now Suck Face on the Quad Just Like the Straights
2/22/2020 - Pamela Anderson Doesn't Need Money, She's a Landlord!
2/21/2020 - Elizabeth Warren Is Winning Her Quest to Utterly Destroy Michael Bloomberg
2/21/2020 - The Worst Thing You've Ever Seen on an Airplane
2/21/2020 - BTS Has Pioneered the Avant-Garde Boy Band Format
2/21/2020 - Bette Midler, Goldie Hawn, and Diane Keaton Prove Dreams Do Come True
2/21/2020 - U.S. Soccer Federation Says Men and Women Who Play Soccer Aren't Doing the Same Job
2/21/2020 - Please Avoid Playing Any Love Songs During Restorative Yoga
2/21/2020 - Harvey Weinstein's Lawyer Finally Found a Woman Who's a Victim: Herself
2/21/2020 - Morgan Harper Thinks She Can Finally Unify 'the Black Vote'
2/21/2020 - Michael Bloomberg's Growing Sphere of Influencers and Celebs
2/21/2020 -
Harley Quinn: Birds of Prey
Is a Fun, Demented Carnival Ride
2/21/2020 - The World Is Ending, So Just Talk to Your Neighbors
2/21/2020 - Ben Affleck's Raya Profile Has Sailed Off Into the Night
2/21/2020 - Please Don't Stick Homemade Tampons In Your Vagina
2/20/2020 - Silver Might Be the New Blonde
2/20/2020 - Members of Congress Want Dating Apps To Start Screening For Sex Offenders
2/20/2020 - It's Rihanna's Birthday, and Nothing Else Really Matters
2/20/2020 - Trump Spent Most of Roger Stone's Sentencing Flailing His Arms About and Screaming
2/20/2020 - Go to Hell and Take Your Fiancé With You
2/20/2020 -
Little Fires Everywhere
Is About Legendary Character Actresses Yelling at Each Other
2/20/2020 - The
High Fidelity
Reboot Fails to Imagine a Real World in Which Women Are Into Records
2/20/2020 - Even 'Good Allies' Are Probably Complicit: Layla Saad on Countering White Supremacy
2/20/2020 - Katie Hill Says 'Revenge Porn' Is Misleading By Design
2/20/2020 - The End of Miss America
2/20/2020 -
Esther
, a Prequel to
Orphan
, Is Coming
2/20/2020 - Is This Shoe OK? The Kentucky Fried Chicken Crocs
2/20/2020 - Elizabeth Warren the Fighter Is Back
2/20/2020 -
Making the Band
Is Returning With More LaurieAnn Gibson, Thank God
2/20/2020 - Grimes Needs to Sleep, So Her 'Digital Self' WarNymph Posed in Balenciaga for Her
2/20/2020 - Victoria's Secret Executive Leslie Wexner Will Finally Step Down
2/20/2020 - Forever 21 Rises From the Dead
2/20/2020 - Grimes's Hollow
Miss Anthropocene
Delights in Darkness
2/19/2020 - We Know There Are More Amy Klobuchar Stories, Send Jezebel Your Tips
2/19/2020 - The White Editors of 'Rage Baking' Overlooked the Black Woman Who Popularized the Term
2/19/2020 - Peloton Will Replace Your Now-Useless Flywheel Bike for Free
2/19/2020 - The One With Bloomberg—Yet Another Democratic Debate Liveblog
2/19/2020 - Kelly Ripa Quit Drinking But It Wasn't a Big Deal
2/19/2020 - The Perfect Accessory for an Evil Billionaire Is a Very Controlling NDA
2/19/2020 - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Reminds
The View
That Life Is Hard for Average Americans
2/19/2020 - Comedian Chloé Hilliard Explains 'Big Dick Energy'
2/19/2020 - Pour One Out for the Whopper Sacrificed to Make This Viral Ad
2/19/2020 - The Spooky, Loosely Regulated World of Online Therapy
2/19/2020 - Is Lovers & Friends the New Festival of Dreams?
2/19/2020 - It's Mother's Time to Shine
2/19/2020 - Wendy Williams Alludes to Blowback from Amie Harwick Joke Without Addressing It Directly
2/19/2020 - Pete Buttigieg Keeps Lying About His Support From Black Politicians and Business Owners
2/19/2020 - Justin Bieber Still Thinks He Can Kick Tom Cruise's Ass
2/19/2020 - E. Jean Carroll Says
Elle
Magazine Fired Her After She Accused Trump of Rape
2/19/2020 - Gwyneth Paltrow Thinks We're Just Writing About Goop to Get Attention
2/19/2020 - Looks Like the Sussex Royals Are Going to Have to Get a New Website
2/19/2020 - Hayden Panettiere's Alleged Abuse Isn't Just Gossip
2/18/2020 - And Here Is a Short Clip of Amy Klobuchar Telling Voters a Story About Her 4th Grade Spanish Class
2/18/2020 - Maybe We Shouldn't Nominate a Billionaire Who Describes Transgender People As 'It'
2/18/2020 - Ben Affleck Knows He Fucked Up
2/18/2020 - They Found Love in a Hopeless Place
2/18/2020 - Your Grandparents' Clothes Were All Over the Brit Awards Red Carpet
2/18/2020 - Is Elizabeth Warren Being Erased?
2/18/2020 - Bloomberg Is Rewriting History With Confusing as Fuck Obama Ads
2/18/2020 - Everyone Speaks Simlish in Balenciaga's Dystopic Vision of the Future
2/18/2020 - Billie Eilish No Longer Reads the Comments, Which Must Be Nice
2/18/2020 - Amie Harwick's Murder Is a Reminder That The System Is Broken
2/18/2020 - It's Time to Prepare for Adele's Divorce Album
2/18/2020 - In the Midst of Sexual Abuse Allegations, The Boy Scouts of America Has Filed for Bankruptcy
2/18/2020 - Tana Mongeau and Those Fame-Hungry Paul Brothers Are Trying to Bamboozle You
2/18/2020 - Antarctica Has a Sexual Harassment Problem Too
2/17/2020 - Wendy Williams Just Can't Stop Making Awful 'Jokes'
2/17/2020 - Tiffany Boone Opens Up About Leaving
The Chi
After Being Harassed By Jason Mitchell
2/17/2020 - Constance Wu Made $600 Her First and Only Night as a Stripper
2/17/2020 - Very Rich Man Does One Good Thing
2/17/2020 - I Am Extremely Here for This Clip of Harrison Ford Playing With a CGI Dog
2/17/2020 - How Nice of Ted Cruz to Support Reproductive Freedom!
2/17/2020 - Harry & Meghan Continue to Be the Good Royals
2/16/2020 -
Queen of Katwe
Actor Nikita Pearl Waligwa Is Dead at 15
2/16/2020 - And Now for Some Good News (About Wine)
2/16/2020 - Goodbye to That Mustache
2/16/2020 - It's True, Not Everyone Is Trying To Bone White People
2/16/2020 - I Thought Dystopic Fashion Would Be Cuter
2/16/2020 - Kate Middleton Hypnobirthed Her Babies
2/15/2020 - Saturday Night Social: What Conditioner Does Daniel the Dog Use?
2/15/2020 - Bad Bunny Can Warm My Bench Any Day
2/15/2020 - Learning to Haggle Set Me Free
2/15/2020 - How Do You Solve a Problem Like
The Bachelor
?
2/14/2020 - Just Run in the Republican Primary, Dude!
2/14/2020 - Your Valentine's Day Flops
2/14/2020 - Billie Eilish Made an Emo Blockbuster James Bond Theme
2/14/2020 - Teens Sue to Prevent Trans Runners From Beating Them in Competitions
2/14/2020 - Apparently, Pete Davidson Also Tells Jokes
2/14/2020 - Tom and Bernie Are Over
2/14/2020 - Wendy Williams Doesn't Know What a Bon Vivant Is, Describes Self as Bon Vivant
2/14/2020 -
Sonic the Hedgehog
Is a Meaningless Fart in the Wind
2/14/2020 - Man Spanx Can Go to Hell! Signed, This Man
2/14/2020 - Sick of Dick Pics? A New AI Filter Claims It Identifies and Blocks 99 Percent of Unwanted Penises On Twitter
2/14/2020 - I Hope Zaya is Having a Great Day
2/14/2020 - RIHANNA IS IN THE STUDIO!! I REPEAT: RIHANNA IS IN THE STUDIO!!
2/14/2020 - Issa Rae Explains That Fashion Week Picture
2/14/2020 - The
House Hunters
Throuple Is Real
2/14/2020 - Lori Gottlieb's
Marry Him
Was Always a Caricature of the Petty, Shallow Woman
2/14/2020 - Harriet Tubman Did Not Ask For This Shit
2/13/2020 - Entire Board of French Film Awards Resigns After Giving Roman Polanski Film 12 Nominations
2/13/2020 - Jane Fonda is Done With Plastic Surgery
2/13/2020 - Congresswomen Still Care About the Equal Rights Amendment, Even Though It's Probably Doomed
2/13/2020 - Trump's Tweets Are Making It Tough for Barr to Do Crime
2/13/2020 - Kitten Heels Are Forever in the Camp Fashion Classic
Down With Love
2/13/2020 -
Love Is Blind
Is a Heady, Twisted Fantasy
2/13/2020 - Lawsuit Alleges Juul Targeted Teens With Nickelodeon Ads
2/13/2020 - Michael Bloomberg Hopes Memes Will Distract From His History of Racism and Sexism
2/13/2020 - Donna Rotunno's Closing Remarks in the Weinstein Case Sound Like a Greatest Hits of Vintage Sexism
2/13/2020 - Hope Floats, Again
2/13/2020 - Megan Youngren Will Be the First Openly Transgender Person to Compete in the Olympic Marathon Trials for Team USA
2/13/2020 - Jim Carrey, Supporting Actor from
Sonic the Hedgehog
, Makes Creepy Remark to Unsuspecting Journalist [Updated]
2/13/2020 -
To All the Boys: P.S. I Still Love You
Plumbs the Depths of Adolescent Insecurity
2/13/2020 - Natalie Portman Admits She Hasn't Worked With Enough Women Directors
2/13/2020 - Don't You Dare Close Your Eyes, Because You'll Miss the
Aladdin
Sequel
2/12/2020 - French Writer and Open Pedophile Gabriel Matzneff Charged With Pedophilia
2/12/2020 - NBC Sports Fires Hockey Analyst Over Lewd Comments About His Coworkers
2/12/2020 - Sophie Turner Is Pregnant With a Tiny Jonas
2/12/2020 - Well I Guess Someone Had to Answer for the Iowa Caucus Fuckery
2/12/2020 - Extremely Competent Man Tasked With Important Editorship
2/12/2020 - The Housewives of New York Have Fallen
2/12/2020 - Indiana Attorney General's Funeral for 2,400 Fetuses Is a Political Sideshow
2/12/2020 - Inside New York's Trans Beauty Clinic, Which Helps Attendees Achieve Their Ideal Look
2/12/2020 - Let's Watch Timothée Chalamet Sit in a Tub in Wes Anderson's
The French Dispatch
2/12/2020 - It's Not a Clinic, It's a Caste System
2/12/2020 - College-Educated White Women Are Behind Amy Klobuchar's New Hampshire Surge
2/12/2020 - Women's 'Weakness' Is an Age-Old Defense for Men Like Harvey Weinstein
2/12/2020 - This Dog Is a Star
2/12/2020 - The 1975 Say They Will Only Play Gender-Balanced Music Festivals
2/12/2020 - Let the Virginians Fuck
2/12/2020 - Once Again, Let's Circle Around Justin Timberlake and Point at Him Some More
2/12/2020 - FTC Alerted to Savage x Fenty Sketchy Membership Fees
2/11/2020 - New Hampshire Belongs to Bernie
2/11/2020 - Delightful Catholic Priest Says It's Better to Molest a Child Than Abort a Fetus
2/11/2020 - Goodbye to Andrew Yang
2/11/2020 - Gabrielle Union's Daughter Zaya on Being Transgender
2/11/2020 - President Trump Thinks His Crime Friend's Crime Wasn't Even
That
Illegal
2/11/2020 -
Mike Bloomberg Offered Another Weak-Ass Apology for Racist Stop-And-Frisk Policy
2/11/2020 - Loved
Little Women
? Here Are Other Films That Feature Women
2/11/2020 - Crocs Have a Three-Block Radius, Period
2/11/2020 - Anna Cathcart Plays the Little Sister Everyone Needs
2/11/2020 - The Sarah Lawrence Father Accused of Starting a Cult Has Finally Been Charged With a Crime
2/11/2020 - It's Not Looking Good for the Rebirth of the Equal Rights Amendment
2/11/2020 - If Bella Hadid as a Red Big Bird in Oscar de la Renta Is Wrong, I Don't Want to Be Right
2/11/2020 - Jessica Simpson Thinks God Is 'Stronger' Than Animal Rights Activists Protesting Her Book Tour
2/11/2020 - Don't Worry, Eminem Is Also Not Really Sure Why He Was at the Oscars
2/11/2020 - The Rise and Fall and Attempted Rise Again of Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York
2/11/2020 - Visual Effects Artists Aren't Here for Your
Cats
Jokes
2/11/2020 - Christopher John Rogers Makes the Case for Glamour
2/11/2020 - Ava DuVernay to Direct Nipsey Hussle Documentary for Netflix
2/10/2020 - Once Again, Please Do Not Put 'Detox Pearls' in Your Vagina
2/10/2020 - Here's Olivia Jade's Fictitious Rowing Resume
2/10/2020 - Welp, We Have Found the Youths That Support Joe Biden
2/10/2020 - Sports Analyst Very Confused By Gymnasts' Uniforms
2/10/2020 - Deranged South Dakota Bill Targeting Trans Teens Has Been Defeated
2/10/2020 - Bury Me in LaQuan Smith, Please!
2/10/2020 - The Stars Wore Gold and Silver at
Vanity Fair
's Annual Oscars Party
2/10/2020 - Area Built a Heart-Shaped Bridge to the Future at New York Fashion Week
2/10/2020 - The More Tyra Banks Talks About Her Modelland 'Attraction,' the More Confusing It Is
2/10/2020 - The Radical Anti-Abortion Bill That Won’t Go Away
2/10/2020 - Janicza Bravo's
Zola
Is a Triumph in More Ways Than One
2/10/2020 - Amy Klobuchar Enjoys 'Klobmentum' After Clobbering Buttigieg in Debates
2/10/2020 - The Timeless, Twisty Appeal of Snake Jewelry
2/10/2020 - Greta Thunberg's New Docuseries Will Be a Coming-of-Age Story
2/10/2020 - Greta Gerwig and Her Green-Clad Coven Stormed the Oscars Afterparties
2/10/2020 - NXIVM's Keith Raniere Allegedly Created an 'Empowerment Group' to Recruit Asian Women for Sex
2/10/2020 - Elizabeth Warren Made a Good Joke
2/9/2020 - Iowa Dems Project Mayor Pete Won the Caucus, Results Still a Big Mess
2/9/2020 - Cast Kristen Wiig and Maya Rudolph in Some Dramas!
2/9/2020 - NOW Members Are Fighting Leadership's Refusal to Support Decriminalization of Sex Work
2/9/2020 - ABC, Motion Picture Academy Spiked a Postpartum Pain Ad From the Oscars Telecast, Calling It 'Too Graphic'
2/9/2020 - We Are Jokers, Not Little Women! It's Your Oscars 2020 Liveblog
2/9/2020 - The
Bon App
Recap: You're Gonna Think I've Taken It Too Far
2/9/2020 - Finally, It Is Every Beautiful and Terrible Look From the Oscars Red Carpet
2/9/2020 - Tom Ford Ditches NYFW, Upsetting Fives of Tens of Very Important People
2/9/2020 - Black Hair Isn't the Problem in Hollywood, Lack of Representation and Unskilled Stylists Are
2/9/2020 - Democrats Mostly Agree on Abortion Access but Some Struggle to Understand It
2/9/2020 - For the Oscars Leslie Jones Is Voting for Everybody Black
2/8/2020 - Woman Planks for Hours While I Struggle to Sit up Straight in a Chair
2/8/2020 - VA Secretary Allegedly Tried to Smear House Staffer for Reporting Assault
2/8/2020 - Newly Reformed and Totally Restrained President Fires Ambassador Just Because
2/8/2020 - Judge Rules Against Kesha in Ongoing Legal Battle With Dr. Luke
2/8/2020 - Can Prince Harry Be My Dad?
2/7/2020 - The Wildest, Most Exciting Friday Night You've Ever Had: A Democratic Debate Open Thread
2/7/2020 - The Iowa Dem Chair Never Tried The Fucking App
2/7/2020 - The Time You Went on Vacation to Bone
2/7/2020 - Do We Friend or Unfriend Carly Rae Jepsen's New Song?
2/7/2020 - Typing Loudly Means Your Writing Is Good
2/7/2020 - Season 2 of
The Mandalorian
Should LEGALLY Be All About Baby Yoda
2/7/2020 - Warren Apologizes to Women of Color Who Left Campaign, But the Problem Is Bigger Than That
2/7/2020 - Here Is Everything You Could Buy With All the Money Mike Bloomberg Has Spent Running for President
2/7/2020 - The Scariest Thing About Harvey Weinstein's Lawyer Is That She Might Actually Believe This Shit
2/7/2020 - The Directors of
The Lodge
Are Trying to Make You Uncomfortable
2/7/2020 - It's Gayle King's Job to Ask Questions
2/7/2020 - Christian Siriano Is Making Fashion Fun Again
2/7/2020 - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Suspects Washington Would Be Less Hostile With a Decent Bacon, Egg, and Cheese
2/7/2020 - Jennifer Aniston Keeps Running Into Her Exes at the Sunset Tower Hotel
2/7/2020 - Doctor Who Tried to Warn Citizens About Coronavirus Dies of Coronavirus
2/6/2020 - Psalm West Might Be Robert Kardashian Reincarnated, According to Kim K
2/6/2020 - What Else Has Donald Trump Thought About Jim Jordan's Body?
2/6/2020 - Nihilism in Iowa
2/6/2020 - Hey What's The Deal With This Person Running Against Susan Collins, Because Fuck Susan Collins
2/6/2020 - Is This Shoe OK? Bottega Veneta's Snake Print Wraparound High-Heel Sandals
2/6/2020 -
Little Women
Is Whatever Feminism Wants It to Be
2/6/2020 - Now Is Not an Ideal Time for Cruising
2/6/2020 - An Imperfect Ending That's Perfect for
Bojack
2/6/2020 - Trump's Oprah Cosplay Was Aided by Betsy Devos's Massive Checkbook
2/6/2020 - Space Queen Christina Koch Returns to Earth
2/6/2020 - Nicki Minaj Also Thinks She Shouldn't Tweet
2/6/2020 - Mississippi Official Reportedly Stole Money From Poor People to Send a Professional Wrestler to Rehab
2/6/2020 -
Ted Bundy: Falling for a Killer
Renders the Women Three-Dimensional
2/6/2020 - Jessica Simpson's Memoir Is a Candid Meditation on Casual Cruelty
2/6/2020 - Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Trade Canadian Vistas for Los Angeles Strip Malls
2/6/2020 - Missouri State Rep Introduces Anti-Choice Bill That Defines a Fertilized Egg as a Person
2/6/2020 - New York Airline Travelers Are Being Punished Because Trump Is Mad About Sanctuary Cities
2/6/2020 - The Tailor Who Helped Two Convicted Murderers Escape from Prison to Be Released
2/5/2020 - Civil Rights Icon Bayard Rustin Finally Pardoned for Anti-Gay Charges
2/5/2020 - Behold, Erykah Badu's Vagina Scent
2/5/2020 - Cheers to Mitt Romney's Microscopic Backbone
2/5/2020 - Megachurch Pastor John Ortberg Reportedly Ignored a Volunteer's Confessed 'Sexual Feelings' for Children
2/5/2020 - This Fucker Lives Another Day, In Other Pointless News
2/5/2020 - I Am Obligated to Consider an Alternate Universe in Which
The Notebook
Stars Jessica Simpson
2/5/2020 - Scavenging the Sinewy Bones of Barney's Luxury Retail Experience
2/5/2020 - And the Medal of Freedom Winner Is: Men's Feelings
2/5/2020 - Jessica Simpson Is Giving a Masterclass on How to Dress for Your Book Tour
2/5/2020 - What is Going to Happen When the Original Real Housewives Are No Longer on Television?
2/5/2020 - The Real Clown in
Joker
Is Me, for Sitting Through All Two Hours of It
2/5/2020 - I Ate Through All My Feelings (and a Lot of Pork) in Iowa
2/5/2020 - James Charles Won
2/5/2020 - Barnes and Noble Celebrates Black History Month By Giving Frankenstein an Afro [UPDATED]
2/5/2020 - HBO Announces Jameela Jamil Will MC Voguing Competition Series; Jameela Jamil Disagrees
2/5/2020 - Sofia Richie Asks: Why Be a Reality Television Star When You Can Be an Actress Instead?
2/5/2020 - Witness in Weinstein Trial: 'I Want the Jury to Know That He Is My Rapist'
2/4/2020 - Things Seem to Be a Little Icy Between Pelosi & Trump, for Some Reason
2/4/2020 - Paris Is Tepid: Jameela Jamil to Judge Voguing Competition Show
2/4/2020 - Billie Eilish Has Some Thoughts on Rap, It Seems
2/4/2020 - The Trump Family's 'Charm Offensive' Could Be the Reason We Are Stuck With Brett Kavanaugh
2/4/2020 - Pete Buttigieg Is Currently Leading the Iowa Caucuses, But Not by Much
2/4/2020 - The J.Lo Super Bowl Discourse Is All About the Invisibility of Middle-Aged Women
2/4/2020 - Does Beyoncé Know That She's Trying To Help You Raise Your Credit Score?
2/4/2020 - Why Did Cher Save This Britney Spears Photoshoot on Her Phone?
2/4/2020 -
Miss Americana
or Miss It Altogether? A Swiftie and a Non-Fan Debate
2/4/2020 - The Transgressive Power of the Schoolgirl Skirt
2/4/2020 - The Academy Should Find a Bunker to Hide in If
Parasite
Doesn't Win Best Picture
2/4/2020 - Macmillan Will Try to Be Less White Thanks to #DignidadLiteraria and Latinx Authors
2/4/2020 - K-pop Star Seungri May Face Prostitution Charges in Military Court
2/4/2020 - Democrats Are Still Demanding That Women of Color Fall in Line
2/4/2020 - Pete Does a Great Bootleg Obama
2/4/2020 - Megan Thee Stallion Would Like Everyone to Know She Is Not Dating G-Eazy
2/4/2020 -
The Bachelor’
s Victoria Fuller Loses Her Digital
Cosmopolitan
Cover for Modeling ‘White Lives Matter’ Clothing
2/3/2020 - Joaquin Phoenix Curtsying to Prince William Is an Instant Classic
2/3/2020 - Burger King Says it Never Claimed Impossible Whoppers Were Vegan
2/3/2020 - Sheryl Sandberg Is Engaged
2/3/2020 - 24 Hours in the Belly of Iowa's Caucus Beast
2/3/2020 - A Night of Perplexing Wig Choices at Lady Gaga's Pre-Super Bowl 'Enigma' Concert
2/3/2020 - Barbie's 24-Hour Wellness Journal
2/3/2020 - The Shameful Luxury of Lactation Spaces
2/3/2020 -
Once Upon a Time...
Proves There's Nothing Hollywood Loves More Than Itself!
2/3/2020 -
Next in Fashion
's Eliminated Designers On the Fight for the Soul of Streetwear
2/3/2020 - Bold Looks Shined Bright at the Pretty Drab 2020 BAFTAs
2/3/2020 - Seems Like the
Washington Post
Is Actually Pretty Sexist
2/3/2020 - Resistance Is Futile in
The Assistant
2/3/2020 - As if Destroying the Planet Wasn't Enough, Now Jeff Bezos Wants His Picture Taken With Lizzo
2/3/2020 - I Want to Believe: Contemplating the Meaning of Bernie Sanders in Iowa
2/3/2020 - Has Anyone Gotten Their Period on Kim and Kanye's Couches?
2/3/2020 - 'He Was Implying I Was a Liar': What Happened After I Was Sexually Assaulted at the VA
2/3/2020 - AOC to Democrats: 'Whoever Gets the Nomination, We Have to Rally Behind Them'
2/2/2020 - Watch Shakira & J. Lo's Super Bowl Halftime Show, Which Was Very Good
2/2/2020 - John Kerry Should Have Left in the 'Fucking'
2/2/2020 - Won't Someone Please Let Halsey Into the Club?
2/2/2020 - The Bon App Recap: We Always Think a Bottom Is Better Than the Top
2/2/2020 - Warren Campaign Volunteers Will Watch Your Kid While You Caucus, But Will They Watch Them While You Eat Potato Skins?
2/2/2020 - Here's the Protocol for Concussions at
Cheer's
Navarro College
2/2/2020 - Good News on Groundhog Day, Spring Is Coming and Bill de Blasio Still Won't Come Within Five Miles of a Groundhog
2/2/2020 - Victoria's Secret Is That They Are Bad and Also That They Are Horrible
2/1/2020 - Saturday Night Social: This Is the Opposite of the Fountain of Youth
2/1/2020 - New Details Prove It Might Be Time for Amy Klobuchar to Retire Her Favorite Go-To Conviction Story
2/1/2020 - The "Queen of Suspense," Mary Higgins Clark, Has Died
2/1/2020 - Rashida Tlaib Apologizes for Booing Because It's Apparently Only Okay If You Don't Actually Say 'Boo'
2/1/2020 - Gabrielle Union for Valedictorian, Class President, and Best All Around