Sitemap: 2020 February | Jezebel

2/28/2020 - President Trump Is The First Black President, Apparently

2/28/2020 - Your Birthday Horror Stories

2/28/2020 - Lady Gaga Brings the Old Lady Gaga Back, Kind of

2/28/2020 - The WWE Needs to Get Better at Faking Gender Equality

2/28/2020 - Who Knew That Pants Rule?

2/28/2020 - Chris Matthews Is Allegedly a Creep Both On and Off Camera

2/28/2020 - Put All the Culkins on Television

2/28/2020 - Donald Trump Is Leading Anti-Abortion Activists to the Promised Land

2/28/2020 - A Collection of the Creepiest Shit Michael Bloomberg Has Allegedly Said to and About Women

2/28/2020 - Rick Owens Is Giving You One Look for Every Mood

2/28/2020 - At CPAC, Everything Is Fine and Coronavirus Is a Media Conspiracy

2/28/2020 - Bad Bunny Used His Fallon Performance to Spotlight the Murder of a Puerto Rican Trans Woman

2/28/2020 - Paris Is Burning Director Jennie Livingston on Legacy, Controversy, and Harvey Weinstein

2/28/2020 - We Tried to Look Up How to Buy Stocks But It's Just Too Much

2/28/2020 - The Road to RuPaul's Drag Race Is All About Growth

2/28/2020 - It's Definitely Corona Time

2/28/2020 - Area Teens Have Zero Chill

2/28/2020 - Republicans Are Trying to Ban Drag Queen Story Hour

2/27/2020 - Woman Allegedly Called 911 After Her Parents Cut Off Her Cell Phone Service

2/27/2020 - Mark Halperin Thinks Being Canceled Is Like Having Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder

2/27/2020 - A Diva Never Forgets A Snub

2/27/2020 - Turns Out the Troops Do Not Care if Fellow Service Members Are Trans

2/27/2020 - Let Me Live in Lucy the Elephant

2/27/2020 - Former Baltimore Mayor Catherine Pugh Sentenced to 3 Years in Prison Over Children's Book Scandal

2/27/2020 - Why Are Netflix Teens All Dressed Like Aging Hipsters?

2/27/2020 - To All the Boys' Anna Cathcart Explains How to Weed Out Fake Friends

2/27/2020 - We Have Always Been Very Horny

2/27/2020 - Gwyneth Paltrow Suddenly Has Very Standard Beliefs About Why People Get Sick

2/27/2020 - Taylor Swift Has Chosen a Mascot for Masculinity

2/27/2020 - Explaining Michael Bloomberg, Who Should Have Paid Jezebel to Be Nicer to Him

2/27/2020 - Johnny Depp's Threatening Texts About Amber Heard Read Aloud in Court

2/27/2020 - Khloe Kardashian Is Ready To Fuck These Bottles of Febreze

2/27/2020 - No, Love Is Not Blind, But It Has a Great Imagination

2/27/2020 - Mike Pence, Who Enabled a Massive HIV Outbreak As Governor, Is Handling U.S. Coronavirus Response

2/26/2020 - Florida Woman Arrested for Killing Her Boyfriend By Leaving Him in a Suitcase

2/26/2020 - 'Sexy Baby Voice' Is Definitely a Result of the Patriarchy

2/26/2020 - Harry Styles Stopped at a Delaware Wawa for a Hoagie

2/26/2020 - Trump Administration Can’t Promise You’ll Be Able To Afford Coronavirus Vaccine

2/26/2020 - Looks Like Coronavirus Is Going to Kill Beards

2/26/2020 - Bloomberg Showed Us How He Likes to Deal With Women

2/26/2020 - I Will Brave the Misty Bluffs of Scotland For Some Free Tampons

2/26/2020 - I Wrote the Bill

2/26/2020 - White Weddings and the Politics of Taste

2/26/2020 - Please Just Give Me All the Old Oprah Episodes

2/26/2020 - Inside the Extremely Vanilla World of Pete Buttigieg Fanfiction

2/26/2020 - Can Jennifer Garner's New Boyfriend Fall Back For a Sec?

2/26/2020 - I'm Inspired By These Amorous Australian Baboons

2/26/2020 - Parents Are Filing FCC Complaints Over Shakira and J. Lo's Super Bowl Halftime Show

2/25/2020 - London Doctors Are Accused of Removing a Transgender Man's Vagina Without His Consent

2/25/2020 - Convicted Rapist Harvey Weinstein Hired a 'Prison Consultant' to Help Make Life in Prison Easier

2/25/2020 - Adrien Brody & Georgina Chapman Are Dating????

2/25/2020 - Just Another Fun Night With All Your Best Buds: It's Jezebel's 10th Democratic Debate Liveblog!

2/25/2020 - Like Most of Us, Justices Sotomayor and Ginsburg Can Dislike Trump and Work at the Same Time

2/25/2020 - Duffy Tells Fans Why She 'Disappeared'

2/25/2020 - Enter the Hot Pocket Heiress

2/25/2020 - Low Desire, Faked Orgasms, and Shame: The Fallout of the Unfinished Sexual Revolution

2/25/2020 - We Have Been Taught to Expect Nothing

2/25/2020 - The Dangerous, 'Relatable' Appeal of Lara Trump

2/25/2020 - School for Children With Hearing Loss Reports Sexual Abuse Spanning Decades

2/25/2020 - How the Hell Did BTS Perform in an Empty Grand Central Station?

2/25/2020 - Martha Stewart Loves American Cheese, and I Love Martha Stewart!!

2/25/2020 - Annabella Sciorra Says Her Weinstein Testimony Was 'Painful But Necessary'

2/25/2020 - An 11-Year-Old Girl Brought an AR-15 to a Gun Legislation Hearing, As You Do

2/24/2020 - Activists Plan General Strike in Mexico Following Cuts to Women's Programs

2/24/2020 - Harvey Weinstein Is Taking a Little Hospital Detour on the Way to Jail

2/24/2020 - Vanessa Bryant Is Suing the Helicopter Operator She Says Is Responsible for the Deaths of Her Husband and Daughter

2/24/2020 - Trump Just Scored Another Anti-Abortion Victory

2/24/2020 - Beyoncé Opens a Day of Mourning at the Staples Center

2/24/2020 - We Sat in the Presence of Dinosaurs at Jurassic World Live and Made It Out Alive

2/24/2020 - Surprise, Luxury Hotels Are Struggling to Rein in Influencers Who Want Everything for Free

2/24/2020 - A New Book Explores Women Who Are 'Too Much'

2/24/2020 - Rihanna Is Right as Always

2/24/2020 - Harvey Weinstein Found Guilty of Criminal Sexual Act and Third-Degree Rape

2/24/2020 - Hidden Figures Mathematician Katherine Johnson Has Died

2/24/2020 - Canadian Millennials Forced to Rename Their Blog

2/24/2020 - Louisiana Finds New Ways to Make Survivors of Domestic Violence Pay, Literally

2/24/2020 - Gigi Hadid, Zayn Malik, and Jake Paul Are Fighting!

2/24/2020 - Auschwitz Memorial Thinks Nazi-Hunting Show Hunters Goes Too Far

2/23/2020 - One Tree Hill Reunion Photos Prompt Existential Crisis in Me, a Very Big Former One Tree Hill Fan

2/23/2020 - Phillie Phanatic: Still Got It

2/23/2020 - Marianne Williamson Casts Powerful Endorsement Spell on Bernie Sanders

2/23/2020 - The Bon App Recap: "Penne Can Go Fuck Itself"

2/23/2020 - Legend and Icon B. Smith Has Died at 70

2/23/2020 - I Will Consent to Getting Married at Disney World If Lil Nas X Promises to Show Up

2/23/2020 - Bernie Sanders is Having a Very Good Week

2/23/2020 - Cardi B on Trans Kids: 'Let People Find Their Happiness'

2/22/2020 - Saturday Night Social: Much Like Actual Friends, the Show Will Also Not Get Out of My Living Room

2/22/2020 - Don Jr. Enjoys Killing Endangered Things Like Sheep and Our Democracy

2/22/2020 - Is The Coronavirus Attempting to Cancel Men and Also Cruises?

2/22/2020 - Gay Mormons at BYU Can Now Suck Face on the Quad Just Like the Straights

2/22/2020 - Pamela Anderson Doesn't Need Money, She's a Landlord!

2/21/2020 - Elizabeth Warren Is Winning Her Quest to Utterly Destroy Michael Bloomberg

2/21/2020 - The Worst Thing You've Ever Seen on an Airplane

2/21/2020 - BTS Has Pioneered the Avant-Garde Boy Band Format

2/21/2020 - Bette Midler, Goldie Hawn, and Diane Keaton Prove Dreams Do Come True

2/21/2020 - U.S. Soccer Federation Says Men and Women Who Play Soccer Aren't Doing the Same Job

2/21/2020 - Please Avoid Playing Any Love Songs During Restorative Yoga

2/21/2020 - Harvey Weinstein's Lawyer Finally Found a Woman Who's a Victim: Herself

2/21/2020 - Morgan Harper Thinks She Can Finally Unify 'the Black Vote'

2/21/2020 - Michael Bloomberg's Growing Sphere of Influencers and Celebs

2/21/2020 - Harley Quinn: Birds of Prey Is a Fun, Demented Carnival Ride

2/21/2020 - The World Is Ending, So Just Talk to Your Neighbors

2/21/2020 - Ben Affleck's Raya Profile Has Sailed Off Into the Night

2/21/2020 - Please Don't Stick Homemade Tampons In Your Vagina

2/20/2020 - Silver Might Be the New Blonde

2/20/2020 - Members of Congress Want Dating Apps To Start Screening For Sex Offenders

2/20/2020 - It's Rihanna's Birthday, and Nothing Else Really Matters

2/20/2020 - Trump Spent Most of Roger Stone's Sentencing Flailing His Arms About and Screaming

2/20/2020 - Go to Hell and Take Your Fiancé With You

2/20/2020 - Little Fires Everywhere Is About Legendary Character Actresses Yelling at Each Other

2/20/2020 - The High Fidelity Reboot Fails to Imagine a Real World in Which Women Are Into Records

2/20/2020 - Even 'Good Allies' Are Probably Complicit: Layla Saad on Countering White Supremacy

2/20/2020 - Katie Hill Says 'Revenge Porn' Is Misleading By Design

2/20/2020 - The End of Miss America

2/20/2020 - Esther, a Prequel to Orphan, Is Coming

2/20/2020 - Is This Shoe OK? The Kentucky Fried Chicken Crocs

2/20/2020 - Elizabeth Warren the Fighter Is Back

2/20/2020 - Making the Band Is Returning With More LaurieAnn Gibson, Thank God

2/20/2020 - Grimes Needs to Sleep, So Her 'Digital Self' WarNymph Posed in Balenciaga for Her

2/20/2020 - Victoria's Secret Executive Leslie Wexner Will Finally Step Down

2/20/2020 - Forever 21 Rises From the Dead

2/20/2020 - Grimes's Hollow Miss Anthropocene Delights in Darkness

2/19/2020 - We Know There Are More Amy Klobuchar Stories, Send Jezebel Your Tips

2/19/2020 - The White Editors of 'Rage Baking' Overlooked the Black Woman Who Popularized the Term

2/19/2020 - Peloton Will Replace Your Now-Useless Flywheel Bike for Free

2/19/2020 - The One With Bloomberg—Yet Another Democratic Debate Liveblog

2/19/2020 - Kelly Ripa Quit Drinking But It Wasn't a Big Deal

2/19/2020 - The Perfect Accessory for an Evil Billionaire Is a Very Controlling NDA

2/19/2020 - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Reminds The View That Life Is Hard for Average Americans

2/19/2020 - Comedian Chloé Hilliard Explains 'Big Dick Energy'

2/19/2020 - Pour One Out for the Whopper Sacrificed to Make This Viral Ad

2/19/2020 - The Spooky, Loosely Regulated World of Online Therapy

2/19/2020 - Is Lovers & Friends the New Festival of Dreams?

2/19/2020 - It's Mother's Time to Shine

2/19/2020 - Wendy Williams Alludes to Blowback from Amie Harwick Joke Without Addressing It Directly

2/19/2020 - Pete Buttigieg Keeps Lying About His Support From Black Politicians and Business Owners

2/19/2020 - Justin Bieber Still Thinks He Can Kick Tom Cruise's Ass

2/19/2020 - E. Jean Carroll Says Elle Magazine Fired Her After She Accused Trump of Rape

2/19/2020 - Gwyneth Paltrow Thinks We're Just Writing About Goop to Get Attention

2/19/2020 - Looks Like the Sussex Royals Are Going to Have to Get a New Website

2/19/2020 - Hayden Panettiere's Alleged Abuse Isn't Just Gossip

2/18/2020 - And Here Is a Short Clip of Amy Klobuchar Telling Voters a Story About Her 4th Grade Spanish Class

2/18/2020 - Maybe We Shouldn't Nominate a Billionaire Who Describes Transgender People As 'It'

2/18/2020 - Ben Affleck Knows He Fucked Up

2/18/2020 - They Found Love in a Hopeless Place

2/18/2020 - Your Grandparents' Clothes Were All Over the Brit Awards Red Carpet

2/18/2020 - Is Elizabeth Warren Being Erased?

2/18/2020 - Bloomberg Is Rewriting History With Confusing as Fuck Obama Ads

2/18/2020 - Everyone Speaks Simlish in Balenciaga's Dystopic Vision of the Future

2/18/2020 - Billie Eilish No Longer Reads the Comments, Which Must Be Nice

2/18/2020 - Amie Harwick's Murder Is a Reminder That The System Is Broken

2/18/2020 - It's Time to Prepare for Adele's Divorce Album

2/18/2020 - In the Midst of Sexual Abuse Allegations, The Boy Scouts of America Has Filed for Bankruptcy

2/18/2020 - Tana Mongeau and Those Fame-Hungry Paul Brothers Are Trying to Bamboozle You

2/18/2020 - Antarctica Has a Sexual Harassment Problem Too

2/17/2020 - Wendy Williams Just Can't Stop Making Awful 'Jokes'

2/17/2020 - Tiffany Boone Opens Up About Leaving The Chi After Being Harassed By Jason Mitchell

2/17/2020 - Constance Wu Made $600 Her First and Only Night as a Stripper

2/17/2020 - Very Rich Man Does One Good Thing

2/17/2020 - I Am Extremely Here for This Clip of Harrison Ford Playing With a CGI Dog

2/17/2020 - How Nice of Ted Cruz to Support Reproductive Freedom!

2/17/2020 - Harry & Meghan Continue to Be the Good Royals

2/16/2020 - Queen of Katwe Actor Nikita Pearl Waligwa Is Dead at 15

2/16/2020 - And Now for Some Good News (About Wine)

2/16/2020 - Goodbye to That Mustache

2/16/2020 - It's True, Not Everyone Is Trying To Bone White People

2/16/2020 - I Thought Dystopic Fashion Would Be Cuter

2/16/2020 - Kate Middleton Hypnobirthed Her Babies

2/15/2020 - Saturday Night Social: What Conditioner Does Daniel the Dog Use?

2/15/2020 - Bad Bunny Can Warm My Bench Any Day

2/15/2020 - Learning to Haggle Set Me Free

2/15/2020 - How Do You Solve a Problem Like The Bachelor?

2/14/2020 - Just Run in the Republican Primary, Dude!

2/14/2020 - Your Valentine's Day Flops

2/14/2020 - Billie Eilish Made an Emo Blockbuster James Bond Theme

2/14/2020 - Teens Sue to Prevent Trans Runners From Beating Them in Competitions

2/14/2020 - Apparently, Pete Davidson Also Tells Jokes

2/14/2020 - Tom and Bernie Are Over

2/14/2020 - Wendy Williams Doesn't Know What a Bon Vivant Is, Describes Self as Bon Vivant

2/14/2020 - Sonic the Hedgehog Is a Meaningless Fart in the Wind

2/14/2020 - Man Spanx Can Go to Hell! Signed, This Man

2/14/2020 - Sick of Dick Pics? A New AI Filter Claims It Identifies and Blocks 99 Percent of Unwanted Penises On Twitter

2/14/2020 - I Hope Zaya is Having a Great Day

2/14/2020 - RIHANNA IS IN THE STUDIO!! I REPEAT: RIHANNA IS IN THE STUDIO!!

2/14/2020 - Issa Rae Explains That Fashion Week Picture

2/14/2020 - The House Hunters Throuple Is Real

2/14/2020 - Lori Gottlieb's Marry Him Was Always a Caricature of the Petty, Shallow Woman

2/14/2020 - Harriet Tubman Did Not Ask For This Shit

2/13/2020 - Entire Board of French Film Awards Resigns After Giving Roman Polanski Film 12 Nominations

2/13/2020 - Jane Fonda is Done With Plastic Surgery

2/13/2020 - Congresswomen Still Care About the Equal Rights Amendment, Even Though It's Probably Doomed

2/13/2020 - Trump's Tweets Are Making It Tough for Barr to Do Crime

2/13/2020 - Kitten Heels Are Forever in the Camp Fashion Classic Down With Love

2/13/2020 - Love Is Blind Is a Heady, Twisted Fantasy

2/13/2020 - Lawsuit Alleges Juul Targeted Teens With Nickelodeon Ads

2/13/2020 - Michael Bloomberg Hopes Memes Will Distract From His History of Racism and Sexism

2/13/2020 - Donna Rotunno's Closing Remarks in the Weinstein Case Sound Like a Greatest Hits of Vintage Sexism

2/13/2020 - Hope Floats, Again

2/13/2020 - Megan Youngren Will Be the First Openly Transgender Person to Compete in the Olympic Marathon Trials for Team USA

2/13/2020 - Jim Carrey, Supporting Actor from Sonic the Hedgehog, Makes Creepy Remark to Unsuspecting Journalist [Updated]

2/13/2020 - To All the Boys: P.S. I Still Love You Plumbs the Depths of Adolescent Insecurity

2/13/2020 - Natalie Portman Admits She Hasn't Worked With Enough Women Directors

2/13/2020 - Don't You Dare Close Your Eyes, Because You'll Miss the Aladdin Sequel

2/12/2020 - French Writer and Open Pedophile Gabriel Matzneff Charged With Pedophilia

2/12/2020 - NBC Sports Fires Hockey Analyst Over Lewd Comments About His Coworkers

2/12/2020 - Sophie Turner Is Pregnant With a Tiny Jonas

2/12/2020 - Well I Guess Someone Had to Answer for the Iowa Caucus Fuckery

2/12/2020 - Extremely Competent Man Tasked With Important Editorship

2/12/2020 - The Housewives of New York Have Fallen

2/12/2020 - Indiana Attorney General's Funeral for 2,400 Fetuses Is a Political Sideshow

2/12/2020 - Inside New York's Trans Beauty Clinic, Which Helps Attendees Achieve Their Ideal Look

2/12/2020 - Let's Watch Timothée Chalamet Sit in a Tub in Wes Anderson's The French Dispatch

2/12/2020 - It's Not a Clinic, It's a Caste System

2/12/2020 - College-Educated White Women Are Behind Amy Klobuchar's New Hampshire Surge

2/12/2020 - Women's 'Weakness' Is an Age-Old Defense for Men Like Harvey Weinstein

2/12/2020 - This Dog Is a Star

2/12/2020 - The 1975 Say They Will Only Play Gender-Balanced Music Festivals

2/12/2020 - Let the Virginians Fuck

2/12/2020 - Once Again, Let's Circle Around Justin Timberlake and Point at Him Some More

2/12/2020 - FTC Alerted to Savage x Fenty Sketchy Membership Fees

2/11/2020 - New Hampshire Belongs to Bernie

2/11/2020 - Delightful Catholic Priest Says It's Better to Molest a Child Than Abort a Fetus

2/11/2020 - Goodbye to Andrew Yang

2/11/2020 - Gabrielle Union's Daughter Zaya on Being Transgender

2/11/2020 - President Trump Thinks His Crime Friend's Crime Wasn't Even That Illegal

2/11/2020 - Mike Bloomberg Offered Another Weak-Ass Apology for Racist Stop-And-Frisk Policy

2/11/2020 - Loved Little Women? Here Are Other Films That Feature Women

2/11/2020 - Crocs Have a Three-Block Radius, Period

2/11/2020 - Anna Cathcart Plays the Little Sister Everyone Needs

2/11/2020 - The Sarah Lawrence Father Accused of Starting a Cult Has Finally Been Charged With a Crime

2/11/2020 - It's Not Looking Good for the Rebirth of the Equal Rights Amendment

2/11/2020 - If Bella Hadid as a Red Big Bird in Oscar de la Renta Is Wrong, I Don't Want to Be Right

2/11/2020 - Jessica Simpson Thinks God Is 'Stronger' Than Animal Rights Activists Protesting Her Book Tour

2/11/2020 - Don't Worry, Eminem Is Also Not Really Sure Why He Was at the Oscars

2/11/2020 - The Rise and Fall and Attempted Rise Again of Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York

2/11/2020 - Visual Effects Artists Aren't Here for Your Cats Jokes

2/11/2020 - Christopher John Rogers Makes the Case for Glamour

2/11/2020 - Ava DuVernay to Direct Nipsey Hussle Documentary for Netflix

2/10/2020 - Once Again, Please Do Not Put 'Detox Pearls' in Your Vagina

2/10/2020 - Here's Olivia Jade's Fictitious Rowing Resume

2/10/2020 - Welp, We Have Found the Youths That Support Joe Biden

2/10/2020 - Sports Analyst Very Confused By Gymnasts' Uniforms

2/10/2020 - Deranged South Dakota Bill Targeting Trans Teens Has Been Defeated

2/10/2020 - Bury Me in LaQuan Smith, Please!

2/10/2020 - The Stars Wore Gold and Silver at Vanity Fair's Annual Oscars Party

2/10/2020 - Area Built a Heart-Shaped Bridge to the Future at New York Fashion Week

2/10/2020 - The More Tyra Banks Talks About Her Modelland 'Attraction,' the More Confusing It Is

2/10/2020 - The Radical Anti-Abortion Bill That Won’t Go Away

2/10/2020 - Janicza Bravo's Zola Is a Triumph in More Ways Than One

2/10/2020 - Amy Klobuchar Enjoys 'Klobmentum' After Clobbering Buttigieg in Debates

2/10/2020 - The Timeless, Twisty Appeal of Snake Jewelry

2/10/2020 - Greta Thunberg's New Docuseries Will Be a Coming-of-Age Story

2/10/2020 - Greta Gerwig and Her Green-Clad Coven Stormed the Oscars Afterparties

2/10/2020 - NXIVM's Keith Raniere Allegedly Created an 'Empowerment Group' to Recruit Asian Women for Sex

2/10/2020 - Elizabeth Warren Made a Good Joke

2/9/2020 - Iowa Dems Project Mayor Pete Won the Caucus, Results Still a Big Mess

2/9/2020 - Cast Kristen Wiig and Maya Rudolph in Some Dramas!

2/9/2020 - NOW Members Are Fighting Leadership's Refusal to Support Decriminalization of Sex Work

2/9/2020 - ABC, Motion Picture Academy Spiked a Postpartum Pain Ad From the Oscars Telecast, Calling It 'Too Graphic'

2/9/2020 - We Are Jokers, Not Little Women! It's Your Oscars 2020 Liveblog

2/9/2020 - The Bon App Recap: You're Gonna Think I've Taken It Too Far

2/9/2020 - Finally, It Is Every Beautiful and Terrible Look From the Oscars Red Carpet

2/9/2020 - Tom Ford Ditches NYFW, Upsetting Fives of Tens of Very Important People

2/9/2020 - Black Hair Isn't the Problem in Hollywood, Lack of Representation and Unskilled Stylists Are

2/9/2020 - Democrats Mostly Agree on Abortion Access but Some Struggle to Understand It

2/9/2020 - For the Oscars Leslie Jones Is Voting for Everybody Black

2/8/2020 - Woman Planks for Hours While I Struggle to Sit up Straight in a Chair

2/8/2020 - VA Secretary Allegedly Tried to Smear House Staffer for Reporting Assault

2/8/2020 - Newly Reformed and Totally Restrained President Fires Ambassador Just Because

2/8/2020 - Judge Rules Against Kesha in Ongoing Legal Battle With Dr. Luke

2/8/2020 - Can Prince Harry Be My Dad?

2/7/2020 - The Wildest, Most Exciting Friday Night You've Ever Had: A Democratic Debate Open Thread

2/7/2020 - The Iowa Dem Chair Never Tried The Fucking App

2/7/2020 - The Time You Went on Vacation to Bone

2/7/2020 - Do We Friend or Unfriend Carly Rae Jepsen's New Song?

2/7/2020 - Typing Loudly Means Your Writing Is Good

2/7/2020 - Season 2 of The Mandalorian Should LEGALLY Be All About Baby Yoda

2/7/2020 - Warren Apologizes to Women of Color Who Left Campaign, But the Problem Is Bigger Than That

2/7/2020 - Here Is Everything You Could Buy With All the Money Mike Bloomberg Has Spent Running for President

2/7/2020 - The Scariest Thing About Harvey Weinstein's Lawyer Is That She Might Actually Believe This Shit

2/7/2020 - The Directors of The Lodge Are Trying to Make You Uncomfortable

2/7/2020 - It's Gayle King's Job to Ask Questions

2/7/2020 - Christian Siriano Is Making Fashion Fun Again

2/7/2020 - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Suspects Washington Would Be Less Hostile With a Decent Bacon, Egg, and Cheese

2/7/2020 - Jennifer Aniston Keeps Running Into Her Exes at the Sunset Tower Hotel

2/7/2020 - Doctor Who Tried to Warn Citizens About Coronavirus Dies of Coronavirus

2/6/2020 - Psalm West Might Be Robert Kardashian Reincarnated, According to Kim K

2/6/2020 - What Else Has Donald Trump Thought About Jim Jordan's Body?

2/6/2020 - Nihilism in Iowa

2/6/2020 - Hey What's The Deal With This Person Running Against Susan Collins, Because Fuck Susan Collins

2/6/2020 - Is This Shoe OK? Bottega Veneta's Snake Print Wraparound High-Heel Sandals

2/6/2020 - Little Women Is Whatever Feminism Wants It to Be

2/6/2020 - Now Is Not an Ideal Time for Cruising

2/6/2020 - An Imperfect Ending That's Perfect for Bojack

2/6/2020 - Trump's Oprah Cosplay Was Aided by Betsy Devos's Massive Checkbook

2/6/2020 - Space Queen Christina Koch Returns to Earth

2/6/2020 - Nicki Minaj Also Thinks She Shouldn't Tweet

2/6/2020 - Mississippi Official Reportedly Stole Money From Poor People to Send a Professional Wrestler to Rehab

2/6/2020 - Ted Bundy: Falling for a Killer Renders the Women Three-Dimensional

2/6/2020 - Jessica Simpson's Memoir Is a Candid Meditation on Casual Cruelty

2/6/2020 - Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Trade Canadian Vistas for Los Angeles Strip Malls

2/6/2020 - Missouri State Rep Introduces Anti-Choice Bill That Defines a Fertilized Egg as a Person

2/6/2020 - New York Airline Travelers Are Being Punished Because Trump Is Mad About Sanctuary Cities

2/6/2020 - The Tailor Who Helped Two Convicted Murderers Escape from Prison to Be Released

2/5/2020 - Civil Rights Icon Bayard Rustin Finally Pardoned for Anti-Gay Charges

2/5/2020 - Behold, Erykah Badu's Vagina Scent

2/5/2020 - Cheers to Mitt Romney's Microscopic Backbone

2/5/2020 - Megachurch Pastor John Ortberg Reportedly Ignored a Volunteer's Confessed 'Sexual Feelings' for Children

2/5/2020 - This Fucker Lives Another Day, In Other Pointless News

2/5/2020 - I Am Obligated to Consider an Alternate Universe in Which The Notebook Stars Jessica Simpson

2/5/2020 - Scavenging the Sinewy Bones of Barney's Luxury Retail Experience

2/5/2020 - And the Medal of Freedom Winner Is: Men's Feelings

2/5/2020 - Jessica Simpson Is Giving a Masterclass on How to Dress for Your Book Tour

2/5/2020 - What is Going to Happen When the Original Real Housewives Are No Longer on Television?

2/5/2020 - The Real Clown in Joker Is Me, for Sitting Through All Two Hours of It

2/5/2020 - I Ate Through All My Feelings (and a Lot of Pork) in Iowa

2/5/2020 - James Charles Won

2/5/2020 - Barnes and Noble Celebrates Black History Month By Giving Frankenstein an Afro [UPDATED]

2/5/2020 - HBO Announces Jameela Jamil Will MC Voguing Competition Series; Jameela Jamil Disagrees

2/5/2020 - Sofia Richie Asks: Why Be a Reality Television Star When You Can Be an Actress Instead?

2/5/2020 - Witness in Weinstein Trial: 'I Want the Jury to Know That He Is My Rapist'

2/4/2020 - Things Seem to Be a Little Icy Between Pelosi & Trump, for Some Reason

2/4/2020 - Paris Is Tepid: Jameela Jamil to Judge Voguing Competition Show

2/4/2020 - Billie Eilish Has Some Thoughts on Rap, It Seems

2/4/2020 - The Trump Family's 'Charm Offensive' Could Be the Reason We Are Stuck With Brett Kavanaugh

2/4/2020 - Pete Buttigieg Is Currently Leading the Iowa Caucuses, But Not by Much

2/4/2020 - The J.Lo Super Bowl Discourse Is All About the Invisibility of Middle-Aged Women

2/4/2020 - Does Beyoncé Know That She's Trying To Help You Raise Your Credit Score?

2/4/2020 - Why Did Cher Save This Britney Spears Photoshoot on Her Phone?

2/4/2020 - Miss Americana or Miss It Altogether? A Swiftie and a Non-Fan Debate

2/4/2020 - The Transgressive Power of the Schoolgirl Skirt

2/4/2020 - The Academy Should Find a Bunker to Hide in If Parasite Doesn't Win Best Picture

2/4/2020 - Macmillan Will Try to Be Less White Thanks to #DignidadLiteraria and Latinx Authors

2/4/2020 - K-pop Star Seungri May Face Prostitution Charges in Military Court

2/4/2020 - Democrats Are Still Demanding That Women of Color Fall in Line

2/4/2020 - Pete Does a Great Bootleg Obama

2/4/2020 - Megan Thee Stallion Would Like Everyone to Know She Is Not Dating G-Eazy

2/4/2020 - The Bachelor’s Victoria Fuller Loses Her Digital Cosmopolitan Cover for Modeling ‘White Lives Matter’ Clothing

2/3/2020 - Joaquin Phoenix Curtsying to Prince William Is an Instant Classic

2/3/2020 - Burger King Says it Never Claimed Impossible Whoppers Were Vegan

2/3/2020 - Sheryl Sandberg Is Engaged

2/3/2020 - 24 Hours in the Belly of Iowa's Caucus Beast

2/3/2020 - A Night of Perplexing Wig Choices at Lady Gaga's Pre-Super Bowl 'Enigma' Concert

2/3/2020 - Barbie's 24-Hour Wellness Journal

2/3/2020 - The Shameful Luxury of Lactation Spaces

2/3/2020 - Once Upon a Time... Proves There's Nothing Hollywood Loves More Than Itself!

2/3/2020 - Next in Fashion's Eliminated Designers On the Fight for the Soul of Streetwear

2/3/2020 - Bold Looks Shined Bright at the Pretty Drab 2020 BAFTAs

2/3/2020 - Seems Like the Washington Post Is Actually Pretty Sexist

2/3/2020 - Resistance Is Futile in The Assistant

2/3/2020 - As if Destroying the Planet Wasn't Enough, Now Jeff Bezos Wants His Picture Taken With Lizzo

2/3/2020 - I Want to Believe: Contemplating the Meaning of Bernie Sanders in Iowa

2/3/2020 - Has Anyone Gotten Their Period on Kim and Kanye's Couches?

2/3/2020 - 'He Was Implying I Was a Liar': What Happened After I Was Sexually Assaulted at the VA

2/3/2020 - AOC to Democrats: 'Whoever Gets the Nomination, We Have to Rally Behind Them'

2/2/2020 - Watch Shakira & J. Lo's Super Bowl Halftime Show, Which Was Very Good

2/2/2020 - John Kerry Should Have Left in the 'Fucking'

2/2/2020 - Won't Someone Please Let Halsey Into the Club?

2/2/2020 - The Bon App Recap: We Always Think a Bottom Is Better Than the Top

2/2/2020 - Warren Campaign Volunteers Will Watch Your Kid While You Caucus, But Will They Watch Them While You Eat Potato Skins?

2/2/2020 - Here's the Protocol for Concussions at Cheer's Navarro College

2/2/2020 - Good News on Groundhog Day, Spring Is Coming and Bill de Blasio Still Won't Come Within Five Miles of a Groundhog

2/2/2020 - Victoria's Secret Is That They Are Bad and Also That They Are Horrible

2/1/2020 - Saturday Night Social: This Is the Opposite of the Fountain of Youth

2/1/2020 - New Details Prove It Might Be Time for Amy Klobuchar to Retire Her Favorite Go-To Conviction Story

2/1/2020 - The "Queen of Suspense," Mary Higgins Clark, Has Died

2/1/2020 - Rashida Tlaib Apologizes for Booing Because It's Apparently Only Okay If You Don't Actually Say 'Boo'

2/1/2020 - Gabrielle Union for Valedictorian, Class President, and Best All Around