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12/30/2020 - A Nurse Stripped Off His PPE to Have Sex With a Covid-19 Patient in Indonesia

12/30/2020 - Whatever Happened to That Undressed Reboot, Anyway?

12/30/2020 - End of an Era: Olivia Jade Is Returning to YouTube

12/30/2020 - Senator Josh Hawley Loves Being An Asshole So Much Even Mitch McConnell Is Stunned By His Commitment

12/30/2020 - Songs for Your Solo New Year's Party

12/30/2020 - Jezebel's Most-Read Stories of 2020

12/30/2020 - Death to Sabrina Spellman

12/30/2020 - Jezebel's 2020 Word of the Year: Cornova

12/30/2020 - Some Things We Wrote That We Loved in 2020

12/30/2020 - A Girlfriend of Alleged Nashville Bomber Was Sent for a Psych Evaluation After Telling Police He Was Building Bombs a Year Ago

12/30/2020 - The Year Celebrity Clout Got Complicated

12/30/2020 - Lynsey Addario, The Photojournalist Bearing Witness

12/30/2020 - Dying Mall Documentary Jasper Mall Recites an Elegy for Capitalism

12/30/2020 - Celebrity Breakups in 2020 That Proved Love Is Dead

12/30/2020 - The Year Everything Collapsed On Moms

12/30/2020 - Louisiana Rep-Elect Luke Letlow—Who Attended Maskless Outings, Events—Has Died of Covid-19

12/30/2020 - Billie Eilish Loses 100,000 Followers Over a Drawing of Boobs, Calls Prudish Unfollowers 'Babies'

12/30/2020 - The Government Has to Tell Us About the Aliens Now

12/29/2020 - For Kids From Low-Income Families, the Pandemic Has Made Everything More Difficult

12/29/2020 - New York State Used "Son of Sam" Law To Claim Profits From Grifter Anna Delvey's Netflix Deal

12/29/2020 - Oh Look! More Evidence That Hilaria Baldwin Totally Never Lied About Being From Spain

12/29/2020 - This Fucking Guy, Again

12/29/2020 - A Night of Drinking The Rock's Tequila With The Rock

12/29/2020 - It Is Completely Normal to Want to Bone Jack Black, Yet We Do Not Speak of It

12/29/2020 - I Love Seth Rogen's Pottery

12/29/2020 - Hospital CEO Says Black Doctor Who Died of Covid-19 Was 'Complex,' 'Intimidating'—Not Mistreated

12/29/2020 - KJ Brooks, the Activist Who Said What Needed to Be Said

12/29/2020 - Unidentified White Woman Could Be Charged With Attempted Robbery for Attacking Teenager Over Cell Phone

12/29/2020 - A Dr. Pimple Popper For the Covid Era

12/29/2020 - What Is Khloé Kardashian Putting in This Tiny Ball Bag

12/29/2020 - Who Is Child Rapper Jack Harlow and Why Must I Know This?

12/29/2020 - Nurses, Who Tried to Keep the Earth On Its Axis

12/29/2020 - The Trashy, Uncomplicated Beauty of the Celebrity Memoir

12/29/2020 - Jessica Simpson, Whose Life is Now an Open Book

12/29/2020 - My Year in Plants

12/29/2020 - Alec Baldwin to Hilaria 'Hillary' Baldwin Truthers: 'Go Fuck Yourself'

12/29/2020 - What's the Point of Non-Essential Work?

12/29/2020 - It's Probably Time to Let Biden See All of the Secret Documents or Whatever

12/28/2020 - Musicians Are Struggling With Addiction During the Pandemic

12/28/2020 - Here's One Lawmaker Who Actually Gives a Shit

12/28/2020 - Hello, Can I Interest You in Another Hilaria Baldwin Update?

12/28/2020 - Louie Gohmert Ruins Mike Pence's Extended Ski Vacation (Good) With Extremely Stupid Lawsuit (Bad)

12/28/2020 - 'The Night is Dark and Full of Terrors' in Potomac

12/28/2020 - How Long Do You Have to Live Somewhere To Actually Say You're From There?

12/28/2020 - Woman Attacks Black Teen In SoHo Hotel After Falsely Accusing Him of Stealing Her Phone

12/28/2020 - Remember the Stove?

12/28/2020 - Not Even Wonder Woman Can Have It All

12/28/2020 - The Girl On TikTok Who Made a Fraternity Her Username

12/28/2020 - Michael Alig's Desperate Third Act

12/28/2020 - The Women Who Won Universal Preschool for Multnomah County

12/28/2020 - Sara Nelson, the Labor Movement Leader We Needed Most

12/28/2020 - The Most Inspiring People of 2020, According to Us

12/28/2020 - Aunt Becky Is Free From Prison

12/28/2020 - The Republican 'Freedom Force' Has Arrived to Take On Socialism, the Squad, and Possibly the Guardians of the Galaxy

12/28/2020 - Covid-Cautious Tom Cruise Has Reportedly Built 'a Secure Studio on a Former Top-Secret Military Base'

12/28/2020 - Saudi Women's Rights Activist Sentenced To Nearly 6 Years In Prison For God Knows What

12/28/2020 - Covid Vaccine Line-Cutting Has Already Begun

12/27/2020 - Let's Just Double Check What the Trump Administration Was Doing While Unemployment Benefits Ran Out

12/27/2020 - The Girl Scouts Are in a Recruitment War with the Boy Scouts

12/27/2020 - Wife Guy Reporting for Duty

12/27/2020 - Clarity Fan Hilaria Baldwin Wants to Clarify Things and Clear Some Things Up

12/27/2020 - In One of His Final Acts as President, Donald Trump Fucks Over, Uh......Almost Everybody

12/27/2020 - Great! I Finally Learned Something About Anwar Hadid, and It's That He's an Anti-Vaxxer

12/26/2020 - Saturday Night Social: Not to Be a Downer but 1 in 1,000 Americans Died of Covid This Year

12/26/2020 - All This Fuss for $600....... Humiliating!! Truly!!

12/26/2020 - Mariah Carey Celebrates New Spotify Streaming Record by Rightfully Calling Spotify Cheap

12/25/2020 - Your Best Holiday Story

12/25/2020 - Queen Elizabeth Reveals SHOCKING Yearslong Affair With the Grinch

12/25/2020 - Hope You're Having a Better Christmas Than Iggy Azalea!

12/25/2020 - Promising Young Woman Needs More Murder

12/24/2020 - Black Physician Who Alleged Racist Hospital Treatment Dies of Covid

12/24/2020 - Biden's Not So Sure About That Whole Student Debt Cancellation Thing Anymore

12/24/2020 - Our Hopes for $2,000 Checks Seem to Have Been Dashed by the Usual Suspects

12/24/2020 - Jada Pinkett Smith's Mom Wasn't So Impressed with Olivia Jade's Red Table Talk Apology

12/23/2020 - Documentary Inconvenient Indian Pulled From Distribution After Revelation That Its Creator Is White

12/23/2020 - The UN Seems to Have Stopped Taking Its Sexual Harassment Problem Seriously

12/23/2020 - Nothing Screams 'Our Marriage is FINE' Like a Family Photo Shoot at an Irish Castle

12/23/2020 - Fox News's Maria Bartiromo Got Scammed On-Air by Animal Rights Activists, Merry Christmas!

12/23/2020 - Mariah Carey, Poly Styrene, *NSYNC, TLC, and More: It's a Very Ludacrismas Playlist

12/23/2020 - Please No More Sex and the City

12/23/2020 - People (and Things) I Was Inexplicably Horny For in 2020

12/23/2020 - Please Put a Trigger Warning on Frozen's Arendelle Yule Log

12/23/2020 - Jeff Bezos Reportedly Considers Himself the Alexander the Great of Modern Exploitation

12/23/2020 - Everyone Is a Prepper Now, in The Sense That They're All Trying Not to Die

12/23/2020 - The Year in Re-Drew: Drew Barrymore Loves Everything So Here Are Some Things She Loves

12/23/2020 - Everything I Bought to Make This Christmas Extra Christmasy

12/23/2020 - The Year Celebrity Dating Got Weird

12/23/2020 - No Carolers Left Behind in Kirk Cameron Protest

12/23/2020 - A Chilling Christmas Ghost Story From 1915

12/23/2020 - Of Course Trump Is Pardoning All the Republican Goons And War Criminals

12/23/2020 - Tom Cruise Has Reportedly Scared the Shit out of Everyone Left on the Mission: Impossible Set

12/23/2020 - Congratulations to Newly Engaged Bachelorette Tayshia Adams

12/23/2020 - Congress Approves New Smithsonian Museums Celebrating Latinx People and Women's History

12/22/2020 - Pakistani Workers Making Clothes for Fast Fashion Brand Boohoo Report Earning Less Than 50 Cents An Hour

12/22/2020 - Trump Asks Congress to Increase the Size of Stimulus Checks in Covid-19 Relief Bill

12/22/2020 - Viola Davis and Her Husband Soak Together in Their Jacuzzi Every Day

12/22/2020 - Dr. Fauci Gets the Covid-19 Vaccine One Day After a Bunch of Congressional Covid-Deniers

12/22/2020 - Trump to Incoming Biden Administration: No Free Clout

12/22/2020 - The Girl Who Would Have Killed to Watch Her Boyfriend Race a Jet Ski Is Getting a Reduced Sentence

12/22/2020 - It's the Least Fuck-Worthy Time of the Year

12/22/2020 - A Requiem for Live Music

12/22/2020 - Bravolebrity NeNe Leakes Encourages Followers to Boycott Bravo Over Alleged Racial Discrimination

12/22/2020 - Our Last Normal Night

12/22/2020 - I Also Have a Martin Shkreli Love Story

12/22/2020 - A Quarantine Expert's Guide to Maximizing Post-Pandemic Social Awkwardness

12/22/2020 - Before Kelly Loeffler Was a Trump Stan, She Was a Romney Girl

12/22/2020 - Sorry to Jean Auel, My Queen

12/22/2020 - Goodbye to Brendan, the Best Bachelorette Contestant (Hit Me Up)

12/22/2020 - Chris Pratt Enters the Best White Chris Discourse

12/22/2020 - Man Who Can't Get Sick With Covid Anymore Gets Rid of Paid Sick Leave

12/21/2020 - A Mysterious Phishing Scam Is Roiling the Publishing Industry

12/21/2020 - Rudy Giuliani Is Still Very Much Under Federal Investigation

12/21/2020 - John Mulaney Has Checked into Rehab After Struggling with Sobriety During the Pandemic

12/21/2020 - Trump's Conspiratorial Scheming (And Haunted Lawyer Sidney Powell) Is Scaring Even White House Aides

12/21/2020 - Why Is the Trump Administration Still Planning to Execute Lisa Montgomery?

12/21/2020 - Son of Rich Businessman Turned President Cosplays As Very Relatable Everyman

12/21/2020 - Congrats to Everyone Who Was Not an Asshole to Elliot Page After He Came Out

12/21/2020 - The Worst Shows We Streamed This Year After Running Out of Things to Watch

12/21/2020 - Four Christmases Makes the Taboo Divine

12/21/2020 - A Running List of Right-Wing Politicians and Media Figures Who Downplayed the Virus But Skipped the Line to Get a Vaccine

12/21/2020 - The Deceptive Pleasures of Promising Young Woman, an Unconventional Rape-Revenge Movie

12/21/2020 - Bless This Mess: Being Bobby Brown at 15

12/21/2020 - Yet Another Government Official Urged Covid-19 Vigilance Before Scheduling a Holiday Party

12/21/2020 - Congrats to the Parents of Ryan, the 9-Year-Old YouTube Multi-Millionaire

12/21/2020 - When Will Eating the Rich Also Be a Tax Deduction?

12/21/2020 - Spotted: Rihanna's Fashion Mullet!

12/21/2020 - I'm Tired of Tips for 'Surviving' the Winter

12/20/2020 - What $600 Buys

12/20/2020 - Janet Malcolm Is Shaking

12/20/2020 - Much Like Every Other 27-Year-Old on Your Instagram Feed, Ariana Grande Is Engaged

12/20/2020 - Vaccines Here but Things Still Bad

12/20/2020 - Anytime Now, Guys [UPDATE]

12/20/2020 - Prison Abolition…Even for Mossimo Giannulli 🙄

12/19/2020 - Saturday Night Social: Everyone Say 'Thank You, Lesbians'

12/19/2020 - The New York Times Agrees That Its Fundamentally Flawed Podcast Is Fundamentally Flawed

12/19/2020 - ZOLA......SHE'S COMING

12/18/2020 - Hello, I'm Screaming At This Mitch McConnell Tweet

12/18/2020 - The Shittiest Gift You've Ever Given

12/18/2020 - Why Not Allow Yourself the Acute Devastation of Hayley Williams's Affectionate Lullaby, 'Find Me Here'?

12/18/2020 - The Class War Over Covid-19 Vaccine Access Has Begun: Stanford Doctor Edition

12/18/2020 - Don't Get Tricked Into the 'Rachel'

12/18/2020 - I Can't Believe I'm Saying This But...Trump Had a Great Idea

12/18/2020 - Please, Hayley Atwell, Not Lord Xenu!

12/18/2020 - Marie Kondo and The Home Edit Have Nothing on Clean House

12/18/2020 - Who Is the Real Queen of Sundance? A Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Holiness Ranking

12/18/2020 - Mom Influencer Accuses Latinx Family of Trying to Kidnap Her Kids; Police Find Her Full of Shit

12/18/2020 - I Have Defeated Lunch

12/18/2020 - All the Music That Saved Us in 2020

12/18/2020 - The Morning Show Halts Production After Staffer Tests Positive for Covid-19

12/18/2020 - Do Celebrities Know What Sexism Is?

12/18/2020 - Drew Barrymore Learns a Powerful Lesson About Overcoming Wedgies

12/18/2020 - Model Scout With Abuse Allegations Dating Back to the 1980s Arrested in Connection to Jeffrey Epstein

12/18/2020 - Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp Won't Let the Death Threats Stop Him From Ass-Kissing Donald Trump

12/18/2020 - Turns Out, Hillsong Megachurch Has Allegedly Been Full of 'Inappropriate Sexual Relationships' for Years!

12/18/2020 - Through the Bathroom's Looking Glass

12/18/2020 - Honey Boy Director Supports FKA Twigs Amidst Shia LeBeouf Abuse Allegations

12/17/2020 - Royal Wedding Gown Embroiderer Facing Potential Homelessness During Coronavirus Pandemic

12/17/2020 - Sackler Family Denies Responsibility for Their Role in Opioid Crisis in House Hearing

12/17/2020 - Vanessa Bryant Claims Her Mother Has "Spiraled Out of Control" After New Lawsuit

12/17/2020 - The Dumbasses Suspected of Plotting to Kidnap Gretchen Whitmer Allegedly Tried to Buy Supplies From the FBI

12/17/2020 - Kirk Cameron Starts a New Christmas Tradition: Covid Carols

12/17/2020 - Biden Taps New Mexico Congresswoman Deb Haaland to Become the First Native American Secretary of the Interior

12/17/2020 - A Comprehensive List of People Who Are Not Doctors Yet Shamelessly Continue to Use the Unearned Honorific

12/17/2020 - That's a Lot of Drugs

12/17/2020 - Dear Fuck-Up: I No Longer Recognize the Woman I Married

12/17/2020 - Apple Fitness+ Is Making Me Consider Fitness-App Monogamy

12/17/2020 - Billie Eilish Remixes 'Til I Die: The Sounds That Tortured TikTok in 2020

12/17/2020 - The Best Shit We Streamed Before We Ran Out of TV

12/17/2020 - Leonard Roberts Describes Racism on Heroes Set, Says Co-Star Ali Larter Was Part of the Problem

12/17/2020 - Congrats to Trump, Who Has Finally Won the War...Against Showerheads

12/17/2020 - The Aspirational Lure of the Guest Room

12/17/2020 - Cory Booker Is Taking on NCAA Practices That Exploit College Students

12/17/2020 - No Country for Brown Sinners

12/17/2020 - Biden Aide Correctly Calls Republicans 'Fuckers,' Prompts Bi-Partisan Unity (In Freaking Out)

12/17/2020 - Tom Cruise Reportedly Launched Into Yet Another Tirade Against Mission Impossible Crew, 5 Members Quit

12/17/2020 - Longing For a Theater Filled With Strangers

12/17/2020 - Let's Mourn the Lizzie McGuire Reboot That Could've Been

12/16/2020 - Kansas Mayor Who Voted for Mask Mandate Resigns After Receiving Death Threats

12/16/2020 - The City of Paris Is Being Punished for Appointing Too Many Women

12/16/2020 - Goodbye to Pete Davidson's Epic Tattoo Collection

12/16/2020 - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Says It's Time For Pelosi (and Schumer) to Go

12/16/2020 - Jezebel Investigates: Is Elf on the Shelf Single?

12/16/2020 - Daisy Coleman's Alleged Rapist Says He's 'Okay.' Meanwhile, Daisy and Her Mother Are Dead

12/16/2020 - Vaccine Shipment Returned Because It Was Not Cold-As-Balls Enough

12/16/2020 - Heard of Elf on the Shelf? Now Meet MAGA Elf On the Shelf Who Has Covid-19

12/16/2020 - The Bachelor's Most Shocking Breakups

12/16/2020 - Doug Emhoff, Kamala Harris's Second Gentleman, Is Not Just a Wife Guy, He's a 'Girl Dad'

12/16/2020 - Confirmed: Marriage Is a Death Cult

12/16/2020 - Does Ramona Singer Know You Can Make Food at Home?

12/16/2020 - The Best Books We Read All Stinkin' Year

12/16/2020 - The Bachelorette's Romantic Covid Hometowns Episode at the La Quinta

12/16/2020 - Not Even Coronavirus Can Stop the Cult of Celebrity

12/16/2020 - No One Wants Extremely Shitty Homeowner Donald Trump to Be Their Neighbor

12/16/2020 - Tom Cruise Saves the Movie Industry by Berating Mission Impossible Crew Over a Covid-19 Breach

12/16/2020 - Fashion Designer Peter Nygard Indicted on Sex Trafficking, Racketeering Charges

12/16/2020 - Damn, Even Santa Claus Has Covid-19

12/15/2020 - Trump Administration Asks Supreme Court To Reinstate Rule Requiring Patients Pick Up Abortion Pill In-Person

12/15/2020 - Lizzo's Body Is Her Own

12/15/2020 - Time for Another Celebrity Coronavirus Apology

12/15/2020 - Beep Beep, Pete Buttigieg Got The Keys to the Jeep (Rowwwrrrr)

12/15/2020 - Tony Hawk ProStock Trader?

12/15/2020 - Jeffrey Toobin Doesn't Need Sympathy For Taking His Dick Out During a Work Meeting

12/15/2020 - Once That Vaccine Hits We Are Doing Schiaparelli-Inspired Glamour

12/15/2020 - Everyone's Least Favorite Host Is Back

12/15/2020 - The TikToks That Got Us Through

12/15/2020 - The Vaccine Needs to Be Cold As Balls

12/15/2020 - How Many Siblings Does folklore Have?

12/15/2020 - The Men Tell All and Say Very Little On the Latest Bachelorette

12/15/2020 - Madison Cawthorn Has Some Unsurprisingly Racist Thoughts About Raphael Warnock Representing 'Real Americans' [UPDATED]

12/15/2020 - Must We Do This, Christina Aguilera?

12/15/2020 - How Harriet the Spy Found Its Home

12/15/2020 - Debra Messing, Emphasis on the Mess

12/15/2020 - Despite Having Met Republicans, Biden Still Thinks They Will Work With Him Post-Trump

12/14/2020 - Pinterest Paid Its Former COO $22.5 Million in a Gender Discrimination Suit

12/14/2020 - No Coup for You

12/14/2020 - Perez Hilton Has Been Banned From TikTok, Where He Was Apparently a Jerk to Teens

12/14/2020 - Stephen Miller's Receding Hairline Is Still Very Committed to the Coup

12/14/2020 - The Case Against Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Star Tom Girardi Just Got More Dramatic

12/14/2020 - Even a White House Staffer Is Relying on GoFundMe For Medical Bills, After Covid-19 Related Amputation

12/14/2020 - Remember Pippa?

12/14/2020 - Professors Sexually Harassed Me for 10 Years, You're Goddamn Right I Go By 'Doctor'

12/14/2020 - Can They Please Give Candice Bergen an Oscar Already

12/14/2020 - New Jersey Gym Owners Still Want to Lift Free or Die

12/14/2020 - ICU Nurse Receives First Public Covid-19 Vaccine In U.S., Got a Cool Sticker Too

12/14/2020 - It's Been a Decade Since Miley Cyrus Smoked Salvia, And I Do Not Remember It Fondly

12/14/2020 - Sia Says 'Pathological Liar' Shia LaBeouf 'Conned' Her Into an 'Adulterous Relationship'

12/14/2020 - Kelly Loeffler Denounces Racism By Taking a Selfie With a Former KKK Leader

12/14/2020 - Let Sasha Obama Live, Damn

12/14/2020 - Truly, Fuck the New York Post

12/13/2020 - If I Were Joe Biden, I Would Simply Enact the Squad's List of Policy Proposals

12/13/2020 - Former Adviser Accuses Andrew Cuomo of Sexual Harassment

12/13/2020 - Breonna Taylor's Boyfriend's Defense Fund Got a $100k Boost from Tyler Perry

12/13/2020 - Police Protected Proud Boys at D.C. Protests, Local Black Lives Matter Organizers Say

12/13/2020 - Area Man Mad at Doctor

12/13/2020 - Country Music Legend Charley Pride Died From Complications of Covid-19

12/12/2020 - Saturday Night Social: Personal Recommendations of Week

12/12/2020 - The Covid-19 Vaccine Is Coming, but Pre-Pandemic Life Will Remain Out of Reach

12/12/2020 - Fracking Era Incoming? Jeffree Star Buys Big Ol' Sprawling Ranch in Rural Wyoming

12/11/2020 - What Time Is the Civil War?

12/11/2020 - Your Most Memorable Rejection

12/11/2020 - Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello's 'The Christmas Song' Depicts Famous People Acting Normally

12/11/2020 - Turns Out the Zodiac Killer's Cipher Does Not Say 'Hi, It's Me, Ted Cruz'

12/11/2020 - Vivienne Westwood's Son and His Ex-Publicist Are Having a Dramatic Dudefight Over Email

12/11/2020 - Look at This Absolute Unit Every Damn Day

12/11/2020 - Just Some Photos of Ellen DeGeneres

12/11/2020 - Even Before FKA Twigs Came Forward, Shia LaBeouf Was Allegedly Predatory For Years

12/11/2020 - Ask Drew Barrymore How She's Doing and Then Take Cover

12/11/2020 - Tulsi Gabbard's Back, This Time With Some Transphobia

12/11/2020 - Southern Charm Stars, Who Enjoyed Bars, Booze Cruises, Racism This Summer, Also Enjoyed Coronavirus

12/11/2020 - I Can't Get Enough of Swiftie Conspiracy Theorists

12/11/2020 - Argentina's Parliament Approves Groundbreaking Abortion Rights Bill

12/11/2020 - Oh, So All of Hillsong Is a Mess?

12/11/2020 - Disney World Reportedly Hides Its Maskless Guests With Some Handy Photoshop

12/10/2020 - Shoplifting Has Increased During the Pandemic—But Customers Are Mostly Taking Food

12/10/2020 - Argentina Is Divided Over Potentially Historic Abortion Legalization

12/10/2020 - Actual Angel Dolly Parton Saved Child's Life On Movie Set

12/10/2020 - It Would Appear That Rudy Giuliani Is Going to Live

12/10/2020 - Say A Little Prayer For Me and My Fellow Dionne Warwick Truthers

12/10/2020 - Judge Says Trump Administration Still Can't Force Covid Exposure on Those Seeking Abortions

12/10/2020 - Michelle Buteau Is Making the Most of It

12/10/2020 - So… What Is Shawn Mendes’s Deal?

12/10/2020 - Gifts for the Museum Lover in Your Life

12/10/2020 - Ellen DeGeneres Has Coronavirus

12/10/2020 - American Master Bedrooms Should Just Split Up Already

12/10/2020 - Tiffany Haddish Turned Down Grammys Gig When She Found Out It Was Unpaid

12/10/2020 - Dianne Feinstein's Staff Suggests Her Age Is Becoming a Problem

12/10/2020 - Time Is a Flat, Fuzzy, Suede Circle Made in Australia

12/10/2020 - I Got High and Watched Matthew Morrison as the Grinch

12/10/2020 - James Charles Descends From His Palace to Save Viral TikTok Stars Charli and Dixie D'Amelio

12/10/2020 - The State Dept. Holiday Party Gifts This Year Are Melania's Leftover Be Best Merch and (Possibly) Covid-19

12/10/2020 - A She Shed of One's Own

12/10/2020 - Harry Styles Is Not Trying to Date In the Middle of a Freakin' Pandemic!

12/10/2020 - The Remake Parade Continues Apace

12/9/2020 - Justice Department Pays Settlement for Merchant Marine Academy Sexual Assault Victim

12/9/2020 - Men Were Briefly Interested in Domestic Chores During Lockdown, But They're Over It Now

12/9/2020 - Gwyneth Paltrow Says Harvey Weinstein Is One Reason She Left Acting

12/9/2020 - Taylor Swift Is Doing More to Provide Covid-19 Relief Than the Federal Government

12/9/2020 - RuPaul's Drag Race Season 13 Pits Mother Against Daughter

12/9/2020 - Rep. Katie Porter Wants Everyone To Know Just How Much Covid-19 Is Fucking Over Working Women

12/9/2020 - I Scream You Scream We All Scream For Tyra Banks's Smizecream

12/9/2020 - A Woman Alone: On History's Survival Show, There's No Escaping Gender, Not Even in the Woods

12/9/2020 - Ellie Goldstein's Allure Cover Is Fashion Brilliance

12/9/2020 - The Bachelor Rewind: Bachelorette Season 16, Mid-Season Recap

12/9/2020 - Anti-Vaxxers Are Harassing This Poor Woman Who Just Wants Treatment for Her Fucked Up Foot

12/9/2020 - Gifts for the People in Your Life Who Have Given Up

12/9/2020 - Former Int. Sec. Ryan Zinke Is Both Musclebound Swamp Drainer, Gentle Horseback Rider In New Portraits

12/9/2020 - Sofia Richie Wants Everyone to Please Leave Olivia Jade Alone

12/9/2020 - And the Hits Keep Coming From Rudy Giuliani's Star Witness

12/9/2020 - Checking In On Disgraced Celebrity Pastor Carl Lentz, Suffering from 'Pastoral Burnout'

12/9/2020 - The Bachelorette's Ninth Week: Big Little Lies and Bye, Bye, Bennett

12/9/2020 - The Casual, Trendy, Absolutely Normative Postwar American Family Room

12/9/2020 - Judge Esther Salas Asks Congress For Better Protections for Federal Judges

12/8/2020 - Texas Attorney General Files Lawsuit Alleging Voter Fraud in Georgia and Three Other States

12/8/2020 - Chicago Alderman Faces Thousands in Fines for Keeping His Restaurant Open for Indoor Dining

12/8/2020 - Get Out Your Tissues, the Kardashians' Christmas Eve Party Was Canceled

12/8/2020 - After a Mask-Optional Christmas Party, Santa May Be Delivering a Lump of Covid to the White House This Year

12/8/2020 - A Philosophy of Life and Roller Skating With YouTube's Favorite Instructor

12/8/2020 - Everything Was Cake But Now Everything Is Baguette

12/8/2020 - Even Going Fake Viral Is Incredibly Annoying

12/8/2020 - Gifts for Anyone Living in a State That Just Legalized Weed

12/8/2020 - Why the Dream Kitchen Always Includes an Island

12/8/2020 - Welcome to Olivia Jade's Redemption Tour

12/8/2020 - Let's Remember the Time Ronald Reagan Accidentally Revealed Iran-Contra During an Election Debate

12/8/2020 - It's So Stressful That My Parents Own 2 Football Teams

12/8/2020 - I Cannot Get Over the Way Nigella Lawson Pronounces 'Microwave'

12/8/2020 - Workplace Sexual Harassment Has Skyrocketed During the Pandemic

12/8/2020 - Two Pieces of Shit Duke It Out Over Another Piece of Shit

12/8/2020 - Whose Legs Are These?

12/8/2020 - From the Victorians to Anthropologie: Stuck in the Parlor's Games

12/8/2020 - Well, Gwen Stefani, No One Wants a 'Covid Situation' at Their Wedding!

12/8/2020 - The NYPD Targets Communities of Color By Criminalizing Sex Work

12/7/2020 - Well, It Looks Like Trump Fucked Us on the Vaccine

12/7/2020 - The Walter Reed Doctor Who Spoke Out Against Trump's Covid Joy Ride Appears to Have Been 'Removed'

12/7/2020 - B.A.P.S Star Natalie Desselle Reid Has Died

12/7/2020 - Look Who's a Modern-Day Plague Rat!

12/7/2020 - Okay, But Does Stacey Abrams Read Supernatural Fanfic?

12/7/2020 - Sound of Metal Will Fuck You Up in the Best Way Possible

12/7/2020 - With Travel a Distant Dream, Let Rick Steves Take You Away

12/7/2020 - Twitter Queen Dionne Warwick Is Tweeting All Her Own Tweets, Deal With It

12/7/2020 - Gifts for the Draggable, Critical, Fashion-Challenged Housewives in Our Lives

12/7/2020 - KFC Pioneers the New Soap Opera: A Chicken Sex Thriller

12/7/2020 - Gifts for the New Yorker Who Fled Upstate and Now Claims the City Is 'Totally Dead'

12/7/2020 - TikTok Is Limply Fighting a Losing Battle Against Pro-Eating Disorder Content

12/7/2020 - Kristen Stewart Got Coronavirus On The Happiest Season Set But She's Fine Now

12/7/2020 - Sad Former Reality TV Star Rides His Beer Kart Into the Sunset

12/7/2020 - Melinda Coleman, Mother of Audrie and Daisy's Daisy Coleman, Has Died By Suicide 4 Months After Her Daughter

12/7/2020 - The Latine Delegation Has Decided Netflix's Selena: The Series Is Not Good

12/7/2020 - We Get It, Kelly!

12/7/2020 - The Organizational Fantasy of the Perfect Entryway

12/7/2020 - Historically Racist Country Finally Elevates Non-English Language Music

12/7/2020 - Some Minor Drama About Cardi B and an $88,000 Handbag

12/7/2020 - Jill Biden Will Push for Debt-Free Community College as FLOTUS

12/6/2020 - Now Watch This Drive

12/6/2020 - David Sedaris's Joke About Firing People Is a Joke, It's Just Not Funny

12/6/2020 - Netflix Isn't Giving in to the Royal Family

12/6/2020 - The Vaccine Is Coming, Which Is Good

12/6/2020 - Cue the Curb Your Enthusiasm Theme

12/6/2020 - Kyle Richards Tests Positive for Covid Along With Like Half of the Beverly Hills Cast

12/5/2020 - Saturday Night Social: Drop What You're Doing, and Watch This TikTok

12/5/2020 - Incredible Wow Did Not See This Coming

12/5/2020 - The Trump Administration Must Accept New DACA Applicants, Federal Judge Rules

12/5/2020 - Jax Axed and Brittany Too…ittany

12/4/2020 - Sorry, Republicans, Everyone Is Cool With Pot Now

12/4/2020 - Your Wildest School Detention Story

12/4/2020 - Miley Cyrus's Cover of Hole's 'Doll Parts' Is One of 2020's Few Blessings

12/4/2020 - Benito Skinner Talks Comedy, Queerness, and Diversity

12/4/2020 - Here's Some Inexplicable Book Twitter Drama Involving Moby Dick and a White YA Author's Racist Meltdown

12/4/2020 - Is This What I'm Supposed to Wear On a Private Plane?

12/4/2020 - Dov Charney Is Still a Grifter

12/4/2020 - Kristen Stewart in Repose, Alone On a Little Fashion Bench

12/4/2020 - Woman Dies After YouTuber Boyfriend Was Allegedly Paid to Abuse Her on Livestream

12/4/2020 - JoJo Siwa's Entire Family Has Recovered From Coronavirus

12/4/2020 - Do You Find Darth Vader Hot? Drew Barrymore Does

12/4/2020 - What Is Erika Jayne Thinking?

12/4/2020 - Dr. Fauci's Bonkers Workday Schedule Includes Just 10 Minutes to Piss

12/4/2020 - In Mariah Carey's Magical Christmas Special, a Diva Embraces Her Inner Camp

12/4/2020 - How The Crown Undid Charles and Camilla's Decade-Long Rehabilitation

12/4/2020 - Noted Conspiracy Theorist May Not Know How to Pronounce QAnon But He Still Loves It!

12/4/2020 - Black Panther's Letitia Wright Tweeted and Deleted a Wild Video Questioning Covid Vaccines

12/4/2020 - The Black Women Who Fought to Turn Georgia Blue Say It Took Decades for Democrats to Listen

12/3/2020 - Black Ethical AI Researcher Says Google Fired Her Over a Critical Email

12/3/2020 - It's So Easy Not to Use Slurs

12/3/2020 - Jennifer Lopez Says She Has Never Gotten Botox, Seemingly Forgetting She Is Still Very Rich

12/3/2020 - Donald Trump Is Breaking Up With BFF William Barr, Who Rudely Won't Invent Voter Fraud

12/3/2020 - It Doesn't Take an Expensive Psychologist to Figure Out Why I Enjoyed The Undoing

12/3/2020 - Dear Fuck-Up: How Do I Move On When the World Is Stuck?

12/3/2020 - Move Over Mysterious Monolith, We've Got a Dick Event

12/3/2020 - Home Box Office Finally Lives Up to the Name

12/3/2020 - What Is the Met Gala? A Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Holiness Ranking

12/3/2020 - Just Some Nice Photos of The Crown's Olivia Colman in a Giant-Ass Coat

12/3/2020 - What Time Does the Covid Vaccine Class War Start?

12/3/2020 - The 3-Episode Rule of Prestige Television

12/3/2020 - Candace Owens Doesn't Even Go Here

12/3/2020 - Braunwyn Windham-Burke Makes Reality TV History As the First Openly Gay Real Housewives Star

12/3/2020 - Meet Melissa Carone, Rudy Giuliani's Stunningly Messy Star Witness In Weird, Limp Voter Fraud Case

12/3/2020 - Is She a Winter or a Summer? The Long Fashion Legacy of Color Me Beautiful

12/3/2020 - Pro-Trump Attorney Caught Encouraging Florida Republicans to Register to Vote Via His Brother's Georgia Address

12/3/2020 - George Clooney's Twin Toddlers Speak Fluent Italian, Unlike Their Parents, and I Welcome Our New Overlords

12/3/2020 - Dolly Parton on 54 Years of Marriage: 'I’m Sick of Him and I’m Sure He’s Sick of Me'

12/2/2020 - No Thank You!

12/2/2020 - You'll Never Guess What Spread at the Swingers Convention in New Orleans

12/2/2020 - Imagine Not Being Able to Wear a Hoodie

12/2/2020 - Rep. Katie Porter Destroyed Steven Mnuchin With a Gentle Reminder That He's a Dipshit

12/2/2020 - BTS Is So Huge South Korea Changed Their Military Service Law for Them

12/2/2020 - Why Does TikTok Hate Matthew Morrison So Much?

12/2/2020 - New Lawsuit Alleges Erika Jayne's Divorce Was Really a Business Arrangement

12/2/2020 - Judge Declares We Don't Need to Dig Up Warren G. Harding's Dusty Old Boner to Prove He Had a Secret Family

12/2/2020 - U.S. Women's Soccer Team Is Finally Allowed to Play In Decent Venues, Just Like the Men's Team

12/2/2020 - Michael Flynn Is Using His Presidential Pardon to Endorse a Call for Martial Law

12/2/2020 - Lady Gaga's Oreos Are the Cookie Equivalent of a Corporate Rave

12/2/2020 - Lawsuit Charges California Has Failed Black, Latinx, Low-Income Students During the Pandemic

12/2/2020 - The Bachelorette's Tayshia Adams Is Breaking Hearts, Taking Names (and Wedding Photos)

12/2/2020 - Let's Check in On Selena Gomez, Who Is Reportedly 'Pissed' at Saved by the Bell But Also Maybe Dating Jimmy Butler

12/2/2020 - If Your Spotify 2020 Wrapped Results Seem Weird, You're Not Alone

12/2/2020 - Hey Obama... Some People Actually Do Want to Defund the Police

12/1/2020 - Justice Department Investigated A Potential Presidential Pardon Bribery Scheme

12/1/2020 - Healthcare Workers Say Some Patients Don't Believe They Have Covid-19—Even When It's Killing Them

12/1/2020 - Marsai Martin Is The Youngest Hollywood Executive Producer Ever

12/1/2020 - William Barr on Election Fraud: 'I Don't Know Her'

12/1/2020 - Would You Rather the Rats Fall on You or You Fall Into the Rats?

12/1/2020 - White Women With Humanities Degrees, Brace for Impact: Phoebes Waller-Bridge and Bridgers Have Collided

12/1/2020 - Nobody Wants to Be a Knight Anymore

12/1/2020 - The Bachelor Rewind: A Complete History of 'Lauren'

12/1/2020 - Why Did Lush UK Give Money to an Anti-Trans Group?

12/1/2020 - Meet Elliot Page

12/1/2020 - Here's Kayleigh McEnany Suggesting a Playboy Reporter Asking Her Questions Is Sexist

12/1/2020 - This Is What Government Abandonment Looks Like

12/1/2020 - Remember BlackBerry? She's Back (Sort of)

12/1/2020 - Holiday Home Makeover With Mr. Christmas Is All About Letting Go

12/1/2020 - A Sad Day for Singles: Rihanna Is Reportedly Dating A$AP Rocky

12/1/2020 - Our Grifter-in-Chief Has Raised $170 Million Since Election Day