Sitemap: 2019 September | Jezebel

9/29/2019 - Hedge Fund Billionaire Reportedly Donated $37.3 Million to Ensure His Kids Got Into Their Preferred Ivy League Schools

9/29/2019 - Felicity Huffman's Daughter Is Reportedly Going to Take the SATs Again

9/29/2019 - Does Anyone Actually Think Debbie Harry Is 'Just a Pretty Blonde in a Pair of Tight Pants'?

9/29/2019 - The Biebers Are on Their Way to Your Nightmare Wedding

9/29/2019 - At Last, Aidy Bryant Is the Best SNL Cast Member

9/29/2019 - Hillary Clinton Thinks Joe Biden's Creepy Touching Isn't a Big Deal

9/29/2019 - The Fast and the Furious Director Rob Cohen Accused of Sexual Assault

9/28/2019 - Saturday Night Social: Cardi B Asks 'What If Todd Haynes Made a Movie About a Rapper Who Keeps Bees?'

9/28/2019 - When the Language of Sexual Assault Protects Everyone but the Victim

9/28/2019 - Mark Ronson Did Not Know What Sapiosexual Meant, Says He Isn't That After All

9/28/2019 - Wendy Williams and Christie Brinkley Are Still At It

9/27/2019 - Subpoena Time!

9/27/2019 - Tell Us About Your Silliest Regret

9/27/2019 - Christina Aguilera's 'Haunted Heart' Puts the Camp in Vamp

9/27/2019 - Goodbye to Anna Merlan, Finally Skulking Into the Night Where She Belongs

9/27/2019 - Who Do You Love

9/27/2019 - The Many Dons of Don Jr.

9/27/2019 - They're Making Jonah Hill Play the Riddler in The Batman

9/27/2019 - Please Paint Me Like Sarah Jessica Parker in This Sexy Milkmaid Dress

9/27/2019 - Let's Move to This Tasteful Ancient Manor House

9/27/2019 - The Death of Dick Long Is Packing a Shocking Twist

9/27/2019 - This Week in Meghan McCain Brings the Possibility That She May One Day Be Fired

9/27/2019 - A Hollow Play of Sound and Fury, Signifying Nothing

9/27/2019 - Stone Age Parents Used Sippy Cups, Too

9/27/2019 - Never Do This to Tom Holland Again!

9/27/2019 - The End of Bojack Horseman Is Near, and It Really Looks Like Things Are Going to Work Out This Time

9/27/2019 - Al Franken Still Thinks He's the Victim

9/27/2019 - Justin and Hailey Bieber Kick Off Wedding Festivities by Terrorizing Hotel Guests

9/27/2019 - Unraveling the Mystery of a Mannequin From the Movie Mannequin, Now on Display at a Philadelphia Mall

9/27/2019 - The Fake Meats are Fighting!

9/27/2019 - Which Mattress Startup Will Sponsor Rudy Giuliani's New Podcast?

9/27/2019 - In Know My Name, the Whole Story Is the Hardest to Tell

9/27/2019 - Long Island Teacher Reportedly Asked Students to Provide Funny Captions for Images of Slavery

9/26/2019 - Trump Administration Will Cap Refugee Acceptance at Just 18,000

9/26/2019 - Helen Mirren Now Travels By Manservant

9/26/2019 - Miley Cyrus Is a 'Bratty Millennial' According to Her Mother

9/26/2019 - Rudy Giuliani Would Like to Clarify That He Is Actually a Hero and Not a Crime Guy

9/26/2019 - I'm With Whistleblow(Her)*

9/26/2019 - Girl Ultra Is Making 'the R&B Album Mexico Has Never Had'

9/26/2019 - 'I Told You That Lady Was Crazy!' It's The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 12 Trailer

9/26/2019 - RHOP's Monique Samuels Explains How to Show Receipts Without Being a Messy Bitch

9/26/2019 - 'The Patriarchy Is Going Down': Mexican Women Are Rising Up

9/26/2019 - Aunt Becky's Crime Visor Returns!

9/26/2019 - Rich People Have Bad Taste and Don’t Like Antiques Anymore, so They Should Give Them to Me

9/26/2019 - James Deen Cut From Porn Film Titled Consent

9/26/2019 - Stories About My Brother

9/26/2019 - Comrade Bethenny Frankel Doesn't Think Your SoulCycle Protest Matters

9/26/2019 - The Whistleblower Complaint Arrives Just in Time for Treason Season

9/26/2019 - Kirsten Dunst Is Down to Bring It On Again… Again

9/26/2019 - And Here We Have the Fake-Real Pee Tape

9/26/2019 - 'Time to Get Weird': The Masked Singer Returns

9/26/2019 - Cardi B Says She Was Sexually Harassed During a Magazine Shoot

9/25/2019 - Amal Clooney Goes After Trump For Endangering Journalists

9/25/2019 - The Inventor of the Labradoodle Is Filled With Regret

9/25/2019 - Brad Pitt May Be Dating a Spiritual Healer But They Also May Just Be Friends

9/25/2019 - Trump Is in the Emo Phase of His Presidency

9/25/2019 - Is This Shoe Ok? Ancuta Sarca’s Upcycled, Environmentally-Friendly Sneaker Kitten Heels

9/25/2019 - If There Are Still Royals, Does That Make You a Peasant?

9/25/2019 - This Week In Tabloids: Reese Witherspoon Is Still Testifying in Ryan Philippe's Domestic Violence Trial

9/25/2019 - This World Is Not Bullshit Anymore, 'It’s the Bull Who Ate That Shit and Then Shit It Out Again'

9/25/2019 - Plácido Domingo: The Brilliant ‘Cash Cow’ the Met Opera Protected—Until It Cost Them Too Much

9/25/2019 - The Brilliant Simplicity of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's New 'A Just Society' Proposal

9/25/2019 - The U.K. Will Now Define 'Mother' as a Man or Woman Who Gives Birth

9/25/2019 - Who Is That? Extremely Accurate Predictions for The Masked Singer Season 2

9/25/2019 - Sailor Brinkley-Cook Thinks Everyone Needs 'More Love,' Especially Wendy Williams

9/25/2019 - Please, Can We Stop With the Vape Panic?

9/25/2019 - Warner Bros. Wants People to Know the Joker Film Isn't an 'Endorsement of Real-World Violence'

9/25/2019 - Convicted Rapist Bill Cosby Owes $2.75M in Legal Fees

9/24/2019 - Accused Sexual Harasser Placido Domingo Withdraws From Met Opera

9/24/2019 - It's Official: Blue Ivy Is a Cultural Icon

9/24/2019 - Lana Del Rey Is Dating a Cop

9/24/2019 - Bad Internet on the Rise

9/24/2019 - Nancy Pelosi Finally Announces Formal Impeachment Inquiry Against Crime President

9/24/2019 - All Mike Pence Wants Is a Kiss From Mother, New Book Reveals

9/24/2019 - French Conservatives Are Very Concerned About Offering IVF to Lesbians and Single Women

9/24/2019 - 15 TikToks That Deserve Academy Awards

9/24/2019 - So, How Was Lindsay Lohan as a Judge on The Masked Singer?

9/24/2019 - Someone Check on Wilbur?

9/24/2019 - The Misogyny of Greta Thunberg's Critics

9/24/2019 - Tuck In Everything, but Don't Tuck In Your Jersey Like Post Malone

9/24/2019 - Don Jr. Will Not Launch a Failed Bid for Mayor of New York City, After All

9/24/2019 - Break Up With Your Boyfriend, He's Using Those Threesomes to Cheat On You

9/24/2019 - Put Me in the Box, Ellen

9/24/2019 - Please Don't Tag the Real Michelle Williams As the Other Michelle Williams

9/23/2019 - Parents Accused of Abandoning Their 9-Year-Old Child Say She Was Actually a Fully-Grown, Mentally Unwell Adult

9/23/2019 - Demi Moore Was Raped When She Was 15, She Reveals in New Memoir

9/23/2019 - Have You Seen Lenny Kravitz's Lost Sunglasses?

9/23/2019 - Michael Cohen Loves to Be in Prison, Actually

9/23/2019 - Gucci Model Talks About Transforming the Runway Into a Protest

9/23/2019 - Why Aren't More Women Novelists Celebrities?

9/23/2019 - Don Jr. and Ivanka Are Fighting!

9/23/2019 - Is Terrence Howard Okay?

9/23/2019 - Vanderpump Rules' Kristen Doute and Her Bearded Loafer Boyfriend Brian Carter Broke Up

9/23/2019 - Greta Thunberg Isn't Your Mascot

9/23/2019 - Mariah Carey Will Release a 25th Anniversary Reissue of Merry Christmas

9/23/2019 - Oprah’s Book Club Is Back, Bitches

9/23/2019 - Trial Begins Over Deadly French Weight-Loss Drug

9/23/2019 - Elizabeth Warren's 'Electability' Isn't the Problem

9/23/2019 - Melania Helps Capitalism Be Best

9/23/2019 - Stans Are Ruining Lizzo's Postmates Driver's Life

9/23/2019 - Leaked Letter Shows the Trump Administration Rallying U.N. Member States Against Abortion Rights

9/23/2019 - Chanel Miller On Why She Became 'Emily Doe' During Stanford Sexual Assault Case

9/23/2019 - Kerry Washington Is on the Hunt for Her Missing Child in American Son

9/22/2019 - Here Are All Your 2019 Emmy Award Winners in One Place

9/22/2019 - Bethenny Frankel's Post-RHONY Plans: Making New Shows That May or May Not Be About Bethenny Frankel

9/22/2019 - Reports of Sexual Assault on the London Tube Have Nearly Doubled Since 2015

9/22/2019 - Feeling Godlike and Horny: Hello, It's Your 2019 Emmys Liveblog!

9/22/2019 - Here We Present The Rock Drinking a Very Tiny Cup of Tea

9/22/2019 - All the Fine Glam and Freaky Fashion on the 71st Emmy Awards Show Red Carpet

9/22/2019 - Let Mike Be The Bachelor, You Cowards

9/22/2019 - Report: Jamie Spears to Resume His Duties as Britney's Personal Conservator

9/22/2019 - Angelica Ross Left Twitter After a Weekend of Harassment From Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump Supporters

9/22/2019 - Reports of Lower Abortion Rates Could Be Due to a Rise in Self-Managed Abortions

9/22/2019 - Miley and Kaitlynn Are Over

9/21/2019 - Saturday Night Social: Lillibet Makes Her London Society Debut

9/21/2019 - Joe Biden Insists He Is a Champion of Equality Right Before Calling a Woman Moderator 'Sweetheart'

9/21/2019 - New Lawsuit Claims Charlie Rose Used His Show as a 'Sexual Hunting Ground'

9/21/2019 - Jonathan Van Ness On Revealing He Is HIV Positive: 'I Do Feel the Need to Talk About This'

9/21/2019 - It's the End of the World as We Know It

9/21/2019 - The Green Dress Is Back

9/20/2019 - Your Best Back-to-School Transformation Story

9/20/2019 - Mandy Moore Is Back, and She Thinks She's Stevie Nicks Now

9/20/2019 - Climate Activism Is Feminism In a Dying World

9/20/2019 - Everyone Who's Upset About This Black Girl's Hair Is Telling On Themselves

9/20/2019 - This Week In Meghan McCain Brings Praise for Some Good Boys

9/20/2019 - We Remembered Some Things About Friends Just in Time for the 25th Anniversary

9/20/2019 - Somewhere, Kim Cattrall Is Screaming

9/20/2019 - The Transparent Musicale Finale Is a Transgenre Letdown

9/20/2019 - Sansa Stark Will Reemerge in a New Survival Thriller on Whatever Quibi Is

9/20/2019 - Lilly Singh Won't Save Late Night, But She Will Keep It Alive

9/20/2019 - Songs to Listen to While You're Storming Area 51

9/20/2019 - A Strike Against the Abyss

9/20/2019 - Prince Andrew's Accuser Isn't Going Away

9/20/2019 - Judy Traces the Lingering Trauma of Child Stardom

9/20/2019 - Tekashi 6ix9ine Could Be Walking Down the Street and Cardi B Wouldn’t Know A Thing

9/20/2019 - Ben Carson Called Trans Women 'Big Hairy Men,' In Case You Need a Reminder That He Is a Major Asshole

9/20/2019 - Margaret Atwood Reflects on the Sexy Handmaid's Tale Costume

9/20/2019 - 'How Many Stories Can You Write About Rape?': 20 Years of Law & Order: SVU

9/20/2019 - Lindsay Lohan Knows What Television Needs: Lots More Lohans

9/19/2019 - Muslim Leader Removed From Women's March Board Over Tweets About Israel

9/19/2019 - Pakistani Women's Rights Activist Gulalai Ismail Successfully Escaped Authorities to Seek Asylum in New York

9/19/2019 - Brad Pitt Says He Confronted Harvey Weinstein the Ozarks Way

9/19/2019 - Promises, Promises

9/19/2019 - Reminder: You Could Be Annihilated by an Asteroid at Any Point

9/19/2019 - Tom Delonge Was Right About UFOs and Also the Hottest Member of Blink 182

9/19/2019 - Toys R Us Is Back--As An Instagram Popup 'Adventure'

9/19/2019 - Melania—Betrayed! (By Scissors)

9/19/2019 - Can Everyone Hold Hands and Pray? Fran Drescher Has Approached Cardi B About Rebooting The Nanny

9/19/2019 - This Is a Dick

9/19/2019 - The Beautiful, Static Fantasy World of Downton Abbey

9/19/2019 - Melania Will Cure Her Racism by Posing for a Photo With 10 Children

9/19/2019 - The Fictions of Margaret Atwood

9/19/2019 - Keke Palmer Asks God to Bless Dick Cheney, Whom She Still Doesn't Know

9/19/2019 - Beyoncé's Wax Figure Gets a Glow Up

9/19/2019 - Let's Get to Know Mike Pence's New Press Secretary, Who Is Also Reportedly Dating Stephen Miller

9/19/2019 - Ten Women Accuse Walt Disney Company of Gender Discrimination

9/19/2019 - Laurel Flew Too Close to the Sun on Last Night's The Challenge

9/19/2019 - American Horror Story: 1984 Hacks Up Slasher Movie Tropes and Stitches Them Together

9/19/2019 - Connie Britton and I Are Both Against a Friday Night Lights Reboot

9/18/2019 - The One Where There Was Too Much Friends-Themed Merchandise

9/18/2019 - Justin Trudeau Was Photographed Wearing Brownface at a 2001 Party

9/18/2019 - Please Do Not Make Me Look at or Think About Tommy Lee's Dick, Real or Algorithm

9/18/2019 - No More Old Ass Presidents?

9/18/2019 - A Jon Hamm Sighting, Scammer Films, and One Charming Brazilian Movie at TIFF 2019

9/18/2019 - 'Our Job Is Not to Fix Lyft; Our Job Is to Heal': Women Keep Suing Lyft Over Neglecting Rape Allegations

9/18/2019 - Harriet Renders a Flat Portrait of an American Hero

9/18/2019 - Where Do the Royals Get Their Money?

9/18/2019 - This Week In Tabloids: Who's Gonna Tell Beyoncé About the Unauthorized Destiny's Child Musical?

9/18/2019 - Celine Dion: 'I Miss To Be Touched'

9/18/2019 - The Old Taylor Can't Come to the Phone Right Now, She's An Animorph

9/18/2019 - Welcome to America's Back-to-School Horror Show

9/18/2019 - Report: Abortion Rates Have Dropped to Record Lows

9/18/2019 - The Revolutionary Black Women of Saubara

9/18/2019 - Jonathan Scott Thinks Zooey Deschanel is a 'Great Human,' Will Probably 'Keep' Her

9/18/2019 - Bachelor in Paradise Wasn't Ready for Its First Queer Love Story

9/18/2019 - Body Positivity Is Out, Body Ambivalence Is In, Says Jameela Jamil

9/18/2019 - Merriam-Webster Officially Recognizes 'They' As a Nonbinary Pronoun

9/18/2019 - SNL Reportedly Hired Shane Gillis to Woo Conservative Viewers

9/17/2019 - The Census Bureau Would Like to Make It Very Clear That They Are Not Snitches

9/17/2019 - Popular Book The Devil Wears Prada Evolves Into Its Final Form: a Musical

9/17/2019 - Lizzo Apologizes for Accusing a Postmates Driver of Stealing Her Food

9/17/2019 - Summer's Over, and So Is the Romance: A Bachelor in Paradise Open Thread

9/17/2019 - 'Will President Trump Replace Mike Pence With Nikki Haley Because He Refused to Insult Anthony Scaramucci?' and Other Questions You Hear Before You Die Instantly

9/17/2019 - A List of Headlines We Really Didn't Want to Use Regarding the Explosion at the Semen Factory

9/17/2019 - The Real Life Ramona of Hustlers Wasn't Impressed With the Movie

9/17/2019 - Lauren Duca and the Failure of 'Feminist' Self-Empowerment

9/17/2019 - Maybe You Can Sleep However the Fuck You Want During Pregnancy, Suggests Study

9/17/2019 - Let's Remember the Extreme Poodle Grooming Show on TLC That Never Was

9/17/2019 - The Wing's Merchandise Sure Looks a Lot Like Popular Feminist Instagram Content

9/17/2019 - Christopher Eccleston Says He Struggled With an Eating Disorder While Filming Doctor Who

9/17/2019 - Cokie Roberts Has Died

9/17/2019 - Is This the Pink Pussy Hat of Dresses?

9/17/2019 - Contemplating President Warren With 20,000 Other People in New York City

9/17/2019 - You Can Stay at the Real Downton Abbey Via Airbnb, If You Are Lucky

9/17/2019 - Beanie Feldstein Finds the Sweet Spot of Nerdy Teen Girlhood

9/17/2019 - Please Don't Masturbate Over Tom Hiddleston in Public

9/17/2019 - Are Rich Women OK?

9/17/2019 - Big Mouth's Season 3 Trailer Opens With a Game Show About Masturbation

9/17/2019 - Sean Spicer Glows Like Radioactive Waste in His Dancing With the Stars Debut

9/17/2019 - Phoenix Artists Can Refuse to Make Wedding Invitations for Same Sex Couples, Arizona Supreme Court Rules

9/16/2019 - Women Are Paying to Remove Their Resting Bitch Faces, for Some Reason

9/16/2019 - Harvey Weinstein Told Cara Delevingne to Hide Her Sexuality With 'a Beard'

9/16/2019 - The Secret Service Wants to Protect the Trump Family on Jet Skis

9/16/2019 - The Damn Computer Just Owned Me

9/16/2019 - Women's March Officially Cuts Ties With Linda Sarsour and Tamika Mallory

9/16/2019 - Charli XCX Pauses the Party to Get Real

9/16/2019 - Meghan McCain Doesn't Understand Why Anyone Is Still Talking About Brett Kavanaugh

9/16/2019 - ThirdLove and the Lie of a 'Feminist' Company

9/16/2019 - Which Property Brother Is Zooey Deschanel Dating Again?

9/16/2019 - Hot Pot Season Has Begun

9/16/2019 - Through Tears and Confetti, Wendy Williams Announces Show Renewal Through 2022

9/16/2019 - Tall Girl Is Short on Purpose

9/16/2019 - Meghan Markle's Pot-Growing Nephew Is Back With Another Blatant Cash Grab

9/16/2019 - The Real Housewives of Potomac Cast Wore Lovely Reunion Gowns Worthy of a Red Wedding

9/16/2019 - Liam Hemsworth's No Good, Very Bad, Sad Boy Summer Continues

9/16/2019 - Leana Wen's Departure from Planned Parenthood Gets Messier, Somehow

9/16/2019 - Constance Wu: 'When Tom Cruise Is in an Interview, People Aren’t, Like, 'What’s It Like to Be a White Actor?''

9/16/2019 - President Trump's Parenting Style—Revealed!

9/16/2019 - Beyoncé's Homecoming Takes Home Zero Emmys

9/16/2019 - Jane Lynch and Cyndi Lauper to Star in New 'Golden Girls for Today' Netflix Series

9/15/2019 - Respect to This Woman Trying to Slow Down Speeders With a Hair Dryer

9/15/2019 - Britain's 2021 Census Will Allow Respondents to Choose Sex Not Assigned at Birth

9/15/2019 - Someone Stole a Solid Gold Toilet From Winston Churchill's House

9/15/2019 - Judge Blocks Removal of Charlottesville Confederate Statues

9/15/2019 - Russell Simmons Is Banned From a West Village Yoga Studio

9/15/2019 - The New York Times Bizarrely Undermines Its Own Reportage of New Brett Kavanaugh Allegations [Updated]

9/14/2019 - Saturday Night Social: Kasey Claims the Title of World's Cutest Rescue Dog

9/14/2019 - NYC Exhibit Features Photos Documenting the Glory Days of 1980s Fashion Rediscovered in a Trash Pile

9/14/2019 - The Sackler Family Reportedly Hid $1 Billion of OxyContin Money in Order to 'Lowball Victims'

9/14/2019 - MIT Students Think President L. Rafael Reif Should Also Resign Over Taking Jeffrey Epstein's Money

9/14/2019 - Zooey Deschanel Is Dating a Property Brother

9/13/2019 - Let's Check in on Rudy Giuliani's Extremely Messy Divorce

9/13/2019 - Tell Us About the Greatest Prank You Ever Pulled

9/13/2019 - FKA twigs's 'holy terrain' Is Alien Music

9/13/2019 - Jezebel Investigates: Which One of Brad Pitt's Exes Did Ellen DeGeneres Date?

9/13/2019 - Felicity Huffman is Going to Jail

9/13/2019 - Todd Phillips's Joker Delivers a Strangely Uncool Version of a Classic Maniac

9/13/2019 - This Week In Meghan McCain Brings A Strong Reaction to Baby Shark and Some Ivanka Trump Shade

9/13/2019 - The Cheap Old Houses Instagram Account Is the Only Good Instagram Account

9/13/2019 - Hustlers Makes Class War Fun

9/13/2019 - Buckingham Palace Would Like to Clarify They Do Not Endorse The Crown

9/13/2019 - All the Sequins, Sheers, and Sparkles at Rihanna's 2019 Diamond Ball

9/13/2019 - Adele—Divorced!

9/13/2019 - You Don't Need to Ask About Abortion

9/13/2019 - Influencer Caught Editing Clouds In Photos Partners With App She Used

9/13/2019 - Donald Trump Blames His Orange Skin on Lightbulbs

9/13/2019 - MIT Officials Knew in 2013 Their Media Lab Was Funded by Convicted Sex Offender Jeffrey Epstein

9/12/2019 - The Democratic Presidential Candidates Are Here to Tell You Some Jokes

9/12/2019 - So What Was Up With Joe Biden's Teeth?

9/12/2019 - Instead of Using Foot Numbing CBD Cream, Buy Shoes That Don't Hurt

9/12/2019 - Jury Finds Brooke Skylar Richardson Not Guilty of Murdering Fetus She Said Was Stillborn

9/12/2019 - Aunt Becky Pivots to a Crime Visor. What Does It Mean?

9/12/2019 - Third Democratic Debate Night's Alright for Fighting: An Open Thread

9/12/2019 - This Is a Death Sentence

9/12/2019 - Florida Man Tells a Whopper

9/12/2019 - Christine Blasey-Ford's Father Is Reportedly More Interested in Golf Than Supporting His Daughter

9/12/2019 - Old Navy Is On the March

9/12/2019 - Millie Bobby Brown, a Child, Is Sorry for Pretending to Wash Her Face

9/12/2019 - Andie MacDowell Wants to See More Interesting Older Broads On Screen

9/12/2019 - While the World Burned, Hillary Clinton Read Her Emails

9/12/2019 - Demi Moore Has a Revealing Memoir on the Way, But More Importantly, Wild Taxidermy

9/12/2019 - All Clothes Should Have A Pee Hole

9/12/2019 - Yoga Instructors at YogaWorks Want to Unionize

9/12/2019 - Nail Salon Workers Are Still Fighting the Same Toxic Conditions

9/12/2019 - Studio Suits Also Cried When Beth Died in the 1994 Little Women

9/12/2019 - 'Soulful Vanilla Child': When Pink Was Black

9/12/2019 - 5 Major Things to Watch Out for in the Third Democratic Debate

9/12/2019 - See You in Hell, Jughead

9/12/2019 - Miley Cyrus and Kaitlynn Carter Are Still Young, Hot, and Horny!

9/12/2019 - Time For Some Psychic Scammer Drama From, Where Else, Florida

9/12/2019 - Now They're Licking Each Other's Tonsils to Prove They Don't 'Kiss Like Fish'

9/12/2019 - Melania Has a Son—Together

9/11/2019 - Kevin Hart Is Out of the Hospital

9/11/2019 - Jeffrey Epstein Was Seen With Underage Girls in 2018, Another Investigation Reveals

9/11/2019 - Please Enjoy Millie Bobby Brown's Extremely Minimalist Skincare Routine

9/11/2019 - Kiss Your Flavored E-Cigarettes Goodbye, Baby

9/11/2019 - Building a Memory Palace of Penises: The Collection Is Part Literary Experiment, Part Feminist Revenge Plot

9/11/2019 - How Many More Bachelorette Losers Will Shoot Their Shot With Celebrities?

9/11/2019 - The Wing Is Launching LinkedIn for Women (Who Can Afford It)

9/11/2019 - Pretty Please Can J.Lo Headline the Super Bowl?

9/11/2019 - MTV's Ghosted: Love Gone Missing Is a Perfectly Temporary Fix

9/11/2019 - This Week In Tabloids: Lori Loughlin, Interrupted

9/11/2019 - Sites Like 23andMe Make Sperm Donation Anonymity Obsolete

9/11/2019 - All I Got From New York Fashion Week Was a Funny Story About Kelly Cutrone

9/11/2019 - More Men Are Speaking Up About Being Sexually Assaulted in the Military

9/11/2019 - Donna Karan, Attending a Halsey Concert, Asks 'Who is Halsey?'

9/11/2019 - The Brock Turner Judge Coaches Tennis Now

9/11/2019 - How Much Power Does Queen Elizabeth Have, Really?

9/11/2019 - When Alyssa Met Ted

9/11/2019 - The Brock Turner Judge Has Already Been Fired From His New Tennis Coaching Gig

9/10/2019 - Renée Zellweger Once Overheard Some Jerks on the London Tube Talking Shit About Her Face

9/10/2019 - That Caroline Calloway Essay Is Out & Oh Boy Does It Live Up to the Hype

9/10/2019 - Jennifer Aniston: I'm Still Fine!

9/10/2019 - Laughing About Sexual Assault Helped Billy Bush Learn to Have Empathy for Himself, Mostly

9/10/2019 - Maybe Victoria's Secret Should Hire Some More Women, Just a Thought

9/10/2019 - Live, Laugh, Handmaid

9/10/2019 - Man Needs Beard

9/10/2019 - A Very Brady Renovation Makes an Excellent Argument in Favor of Lance Bass

9/10/2019 - This Election Is Literally High School: Cliquey, Loud, and Full of Nerds

9/10/2019 - The Perfect Terror of the White Nightgown

9/10/2019 - The 19th Century Queen of Celebrity Culture

9/10/2019 - Ex-USC Gynecologist Accused of Abuse Has Finally Given Up His Medical License

9/10/2019 - The Deuce Gets Into Dworkin

9/10/2019 - Microsoft President Says Taylor Swift Wanted to Sue Over Racist Chatbot Named 'Tay'

9/10/2019 - Everyone Should Watch a Wrestling Match Live Before They Die

9/10/2019 - What the Hell Is the 'Lady Usher of the Black Rod'

9/10/2019 - Jerry Falwell Jr. Is Just Running Liberty University Like A Megachurch

9/10/2019 - So Long, Blake, and See You at Stagecoach

9/10/2019 - Britney Spears Granted New Conservator After Dad Jamie Spears Temporarily Resigns

9/10/2019 - If You Told Taylor Swift She Was Going to Get to Be a Cat, for Work? What?

9/10/2019 - The White House Is Making Informercials for Ivanka Trump Now

9/10/2019 - Crazy Rich Asians Director Jon M. Chu Explains How Salary Negotiations With Adele Lim Fell Apart

9/10/2019 - Teen Girl Swimmer Gets Disqualified Over School-Issued Swimsuit Wedgie

9/10/2019 - Jenny Slate Is Engaged, But Not to Captain America

9/10/2019 - University of Florida Student Accused of Sexually Assaulting Classmate Deemed 'High Achieving' By Judge

9/9/2019 - Riverdale's Camila Mendes Was Sexually Assaulted As a Student at NYU

9/9/2019 - JetBlue Kicked Bobby Brown Off a Flight, Then Gave Him a Refund

9/9/2019 - A Bad and Dumb Story Somehow Gets Worse

9/9/2019 - The Kelly Clarkson Show Is Karaoke and Boss Bitch Feminism, Y'all

9/9/2019 - Sarah Palin Is Getting a Divorce

9/9/2019 - Where Will Katy Perry Debut Her Brand New Party City Clown Costume?

9/9/2019 - Courtney Love, Infamous Former Addict, Will Not Sell Out to the Sackler Family, Manufacturers of the Opioid Crisis

9/9/2019 - Please Help Welcome to the World Sharon Osbourne's New Face

9/9/2019 - Google Employees Say Their Careers Were Stymied After Reporting Harassment and Discrimination

9/9/2019 - The Secret to a Long, Happy, and Healthy Life Is Cheerleading

9/9/2019 - We Cooked Antoni Porowski's Food and Somehow It Wasn't Terrible

9/9/2019 - Immerse Yourself in Other People's Problems, with Couples Therapy

9/9/2019 - Mark Halperin's Redemption Tour Isn't Exactly Smooth Sailing

9/9/2019 - Everyone Already Hates The Goldfinch

9/9/2019 - Donald Trump is Now Feuding With Chrissy Teigen and John Legend???

9/9/2019 - A Brief Overview of the Reasons Don Jr. and Ivanka Reportedly Hate Each Other

9/9/2019 - Megan Twohey and Jodi Kantor Earned Weinstein Accusers' Trust With a Single Line

9/9/2019 - Meghan Markle Would Like to Remind Everyone That She Is Very Normal

9/8/2019 - Here's Your First Look at the Last of The Good Place

9/8/2019 - New Book Says Lisa Bloom Offered to Damage Rose McGowan's Reputation to Help Harvey Weinstein

9/8/2019 - Lily-Rose Depp and Timothée Chalamet Seem to Be Having a Nice Time Making Out in Italy

9/8/2019 - Humanity Cannot Survive an Immortality Pill

9/8/2019 - The DMV Is Selling Your Information

9/8/2019 - MIT Will Investigate Media Lab's Ties to Jeffrey Epstein Following Director's Resignation

9/8/2019 - Whales Are Plotting Something

9/7/2019 - Saturday Night Social: Bette Midler's House Costs $50 Million and Is Decorated With Hats

9/7/2019 - Roman Polanski, Convicted Child Rapist, Has Been Given Yet Another Award

9/7/2019 - Victim Allowed to Testify Through the 2,500 Personalities She Invented to Survive Childhood Sexual Abuse

9/7/2019 - Kanye Bought a Home on the Range

9/7/2019 - Felicity Huffman Reportedly Bought Those Test Scores Because Motherhood Is 'Bewildering'

9/6/2019 - Howard Shultz Is Not Running for President But He Absolutely Would Have Won, I Just Know It

9/6/2019 - The Grossest Place You've Had Sex

9/6/2019 - Where Has This Camila Cabello Been Hiding?

9/6/2019 - Vogue Has Some Interesting Ideas About What Celebrities Look Like!

9/6/2019 - Where Were You When You First Saw Halsey Singing Blink-182 At The Mall?

9/6/2019 - Harry and Meghan Are Officially Off to Africa with Archie

9/6/2019 - Buckle the Fuck Up for the Lifetime College Admissions Scandal Movie Trailer

9/6/2019 - I Would Lay My Life on the Line for a Fizzgig from Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance

9/6/2019 - Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is Very Upset That Women Treat Her Like the Monster She Is

9/6/2019 - This Week In Meghan McCain Brings Us Meghan McCain (Who Is Back)

9/6/2019 - More Adult Lunchboxes, Please

9/6/2019 - Amber Heard's Lawyers Ask Judge To Dismiss Johnny Depp's Defamation Suit, Calling It 'Meritless Bullying'

9/6/2019 - White Claw Can't Keep Up With the Hype

9/6/2019 - The Celebrations for Placido Domingo, Opera Star and Alleged Sexual Harasser, Are Extremely, Uncomfortably Elaborate

9/6/2019 - Unwrapping the Beef: A Very Brief History of Marianne Williamson Fighting With Erica Jong

9/6/2019 - HBO's Catherine the Great Promises Empire, Helen Mirren's Heaving Bosoms

9/6/2019 - It Chapter Two Is Bad and Dumb

9/6/2019 - Please Just Never, Ever, Ever Show Me This

9/6/2019 - Kendall Jenner's Personal Boogeyman Looks a Lot Like Brad Pitt

9/6/2019 - A Rural Clinic Operating Without a Net

9/6/2019 - Nicki Minaj Knows Her 'Retirement' Tweet Was Out of Nowhere

9/6/2019 - Woody Allen Says He's 'Done Everything The Me Too Movement Would Love To Achieve'

9/6/2019 - Billy Bush, the Man Who Giggled While Trump Shared His Sexual Assault Strategy, Is Getting a Comeback

9/5/2019 - Olivia Wilde Wishes Critics Hadn't Labeled Booksmart a 'Female Version' of Superbad

9/5/2019 - Campaign Aide Who Alleged Trump 'Forcibly Kissed' Her Drops Lawsuit

9/5/2019 - Dylan Farrow Thinks Scarlett Johansson 'Has a Long Way to Go'

9/5/2019 - Man and His Dog May Be Headed for a Breakup

9/5/2019 - Facebook Announces Plans to Monetize Your Loneliness

9/5/2019 - Jezebel Investigates: What Is the Half-Life of a Real Housewife?

9/5/2019 - Actually, Scrunchies Have Always Ruled

9/5/2019 - The Wing is Publicly Responding to a Racist Incident That Has Black Members Openly Quitting

9/5/2019 - Michigan State Fined for Complete Failure to Protect Students from Larry Nassar

9/5/2019 - Harry Styles Doesn’t Know He’s Beautiful (That’s What Makes Him Beautiful)

9/5/2019 - And Here We Have a 19-Year-Old Climate Activist Treating Joe Biden With Abject Skepticism [UPDATED]

9/5/2019 - And Now, 10 Years of Brad Pitt’s Newsboy Cap

9/5/2019 - Jeremy Renner Cancels 'Jeremy Renner'

9/5/2019 - Literally What in the Hell Are You Doing, 60 Minutes Australia?

9/5/2019 - Founder of MIT's Media Lab Continues to Believe Taking Money From Epstein in 2013 Was Justified

9/5/2019 - Britney Spears—a Brunette!

9/5/2019 - Camila Cabello on Her Boyfriend: 'I Love Working With Him So Much'

9/5/2019 - What the Fuck Is Going On With Joyce Carol Oates's Keyboard? [Updated]

9/5/2019 - The National Anthems of Lana Del Rey

9/5/2019 - Man Charged in Connection With Mac Miller's Death

9/4/2019 - The Woman Who Wore a T-Rex Costume to Her Sister's Wedding Is the Best Person in America

9/4/2019 - Mariah Carey Says No Holiday Music 'Til After Halloween, As Per Law

9/4/2019 - Jonah Hill Is Getting Married Before You

9/4/2019 - Neighbor, Can You Spare a Gun?

9/4/2019 - Can I Live???

9/4/2019 - You Can Never Have Too Many Hangers

9/4/2019 - Crazy Rich Asians Co-Writer Left Sequel After Learning White Male Colleague Earned Around 10 Times Her Salary

9/4/2019 - This Week In Tabloids: Princess Beatrice's Wedding Plans Foiled by Allegations Against Prince Andrew

9/4/2019 - Murder Trial Begins for Young Woman Who Says She Experienced a Stillbirth and Buried the Remains

9/4/2019 - Scarlett Johansson, Back at It Again

9/4/2019 - I'm the Rhoda

9/4/2019 - The Founder of One of America's Largest Conversion Therapy Programs Now Says He's Gay—And Sorry

9/4/2019 - Marianne Williamson Tweets and Deletes a Message Encouraging 'Prayer, Meditation, Visualization' to 'Turn Away' Hurricane Dorian

9/4/2019 - Hallmark Posts Its Star-Studded Christmas Movie Lineup, All of Which I Will Watch

9/4/2019 - Talking Shit and Saving the Birds

9/4/2019 - I Cannot Look Away From This Intense New YouTube 'Couple'

9/4/2019 - Jennifer Aniston Isn't Fine—She's Thriving!

9/4/2019 - Emily Doe at the Center of Stanford Sexual Assault Case Reveals Her Identity

9/4/2019 - At Last, Ryan Murphy Is Developing a Chorus Line Series for Netflix

9/3/2019 - Stop This Right Now

9/3/2019 - Dancers Say Jeffrey Epstein Would Recruit Them From NYC Studios to Give Him 'Erotic Massages'

9/3/2019 - Here Is the Dancing Jeff Goldblum Video We All Probably Need but Certainly Do Not Deserve

9/3/2019 - Definitive Proof That Mike Pence Is Not a Homophobe

9/3/2019 - Here's How Not to Talk About the Male Birth Control Pill

9/3/2019 - The 'Long Balls' on This Cat's Face Do Not Resemble a Penis

9/3/2019 - Manny MUA and Other YouTubers Are Calling to Cancel 'Cancel Culture'

9/3/2019 - Make the Cat Prime Minister

9/3/2019 - Walmart Takes the Grand Step of Asking Customers to Please Conceal Their Weapons

9/3/2019 - Meghan McCain Apparently Can't Survive Without Her Most Vital Nutrient, the AR-15

9/3/2019 - Bret Stephens's Dudefight With Guy Who Called Him a Bedbug Is Now Entering Its Second Week

9/3/2019 - Linda Hamilton Wants You to Watch the New Terminator and Say, ‘Oh My God, She Got So Old!’

9/3/2019 - Ariana Grande Sues Forever 21 For Hiring 'Look-Alike Model' To Sell Makeup

9/3/2019 - Prince Harry Swears His Family Flies Commercial

9/3/2019 - Jezebel Would Like Joe Biden to Know He Can Just Quit If He Wants

9/3/2019 - Diplo Flew to Burning Man on a Private Plane Full of Popeyes Spicy Chicken Sandwiches

9/3/2019 - Kristen Stewart Was Told If She Stopped Holding Her Girlfriend's Hand in Public, She 'Might Get a Marvel Movie'

9/3/2019 - Tiffany Trump Wants You To Know That You (And Also Her Father's Former Assistant) Don't Know Her at All

9/3/2019 - Don't You Dare Try to Take the Taylor Swift 'London Boy' Route in Real Life

9/3/2019 - Harry Styles Has the Timothée Chalamet Bowl Cut Now

9/2/2019 - Puppy Dies On KLM Flight from Amsterdam to Boston

9/2/2019 - Justin Bieber Owns Up to His Shitty Past in a Very Long Labor Day Instagram Post

9/2/2019 - Teen Goes Deaf and Blind After Eating Nothing But Processed Foods

9/2/2019 - Open Thread: How to Beat the Back-to-Work Blues

9/2/2019 - Trump: A Category 5 Hurricane? I Don't Know Her

9/2/2019 - Once Again, It Is Keanu Reeves's Birthday

9/2/2019 - Exorcists Convinced a Catholic School to Toss Their Harry Potter Books So Kids Can't Summon Demons

9/2/2019 - Doctors Are 'Optimistic' Kevin Hart Will Make a Full Recovery Following Car Crash

9/1/2019 - Lover Is Selling Quite a Few Copies

9/1/2019 - It Is Now Illegal to Send an Unsolicited Dick Pic in Texas

9/1/2019 - Kevin Hart Hospitalized After Car Crash, Suffered 'Major Back Injuries'

9/1/2019 - 'This Is Fucked Up' Is a Pretty Good Campaign Slogan

9/1/2019 - Bootleg Vape Juice Could Be Causing an 'Epidemic'

9/1/2019 - Ruth Bader Ginsburg Promises She Is Going to Be Just Fine

9/1/2019 - Will and Grace Want Names