Sitemap: 2019 October | Jezebel

10/30/2019 - New York City Says More Like Foie Nah, Amirite?

10/30/2019 - Meg Ryan Is Done With John Mellencamp, Again

10/30/2019 - Mick and Donald—Friendship Over

10/30/2019 - It's Ivanka Trump's 38th Birthday

10/30/2019 - Is The Trump Dog Real? A Very Serious Debate

10/30/2019 - Vanessa Hudgens Will Play Not 1, Not 2, But 3 Princesses in the Princess Switch Sequel

10/30/2019 - The Composers Who Write YouTube Influencers' Music, Often for Free

10/30/2019 - The Nightmarish Prospect of 'Debating,' Again, Whether Jeffrey Epstein Died By Suicide or Was Murdered

10/30/2019 - Is It Possible for the President to Look Less Like Shit? An Investigation

10/30/2019 - Keanu Reeves Shops at Whole Foods As Charity Gala He Was Supposed to 'Host' Rages On

10/30/2019 - A Mysterious Slime Has Come For Washington D.C.

10/30/2019 - Is Owning 100 Juicy Tracksuits Too Much, Or Just Enough?

10/30/2019 - Former Juul Executive Says Company Sent Out 1 Million Contaminated Pods They Refused to Recall

10/29/2019 - Missouri State Health Director Made a Spreadsheet Tracking Planned Parenthood Patients' Periods

10/29/2019 - There Is No Such Thing As Taking Too Many Photos of Your Cat

10/29/2019 - An Update on Pete Davidson's Dick and Its Whims

10/29/2019 - Let's Not Today, Alright?

10/29/2019 - What the Hell Is In This Cursed Air Force One Dish? Some Chefs Attempt to Explain

10/29/2019 - I'm Obsessed With These Soothing Polly Pocket Videos

10/29/2019 - The Long Shadow of the 'Welfare Queen'

10/29/2019 - Alabama's Near-Total Abortion Ban Has Been Temporarily Blocked

10/29/2019 - Balloon Boy's Father Insists His 'Hoax' Wasn't a 'Hoax,' Ten Years Later

10/29/2019 - Hidden Camera Clips Popped Up On Pornhub—and the Problem Won't Go Away

10/29/2019 - 10 More Petrifying Tales to Ensure You Never Sleep Again

10/29/2019 - The Old Taylor Must Come to the Phone Because the 'Shake It Off' Lawsuit Is Back

10/29/2019 - The Trump Family Is Giving Out the Most Dreaded of All Halloween Candy

10/29/2019 - Everyone, But Mostly Luann De Lesseps, Was 'Relieved' When Bethenny Frankel Quit RHONY

10/29/2019 - The Secret to Happiness Is Being a Narcissist

10/29/2019 - Olivia Newton-John Is Selling Her Sexy Grease Outfit, Which She Had to Be Zipped Into

10/28/2019 - Whales, Meet Garbage Patch

10/28/2019 - Australian Doctor Sends 9,000 Texts to Tinder Fling After He Breaks Things Off

10/28/2019 - Ben Affleck's Raya Journey Seems to Be Paying Off

10/28/2019 - The President Has Never Met a Dog

10/28/2019 - Foodgod Is Risen

10/28/2019 - Katie Hill's Resignation Is an Ugly Mess

10/28/2019 - The Women Building the Uncanniest Valley of the Dolls

10/28/2019 - That's a Titty

10/28/2019 - Teresa and Joe Giudice's Marriage Is Crumbling, But Their Trump Support Is Strong As Ever

10/28/2019 - Prince Charles's Staff Is Reportedly Nervous About The Crown

10/28/2019 - The Dumbest, Brightest, and Most Unintentionally Hilarious 2019 Celebrity Halloween Costumes

10/28/2019 - Here Are the 10 Most Frightening Stories You Will Ever Hear

10/28/2019 - How Disney's First Woman Animator Broke Into the Boys' Club

10/28/2019 - Class Warfare! Lady Gaga's Golden Globes Dress Listed at Auction by Hotel Housekeeper Claiming She 'Found It'

10/28/2019 - Join Me in Closely Observing Melania's Face While President Trump Got Booed at the World Series

10/28/2019 - New Dracula Seems Every Bit as Horny as Old Dracula

10/27/2019 - NBC Will Release Victims From Their Confidentiality Agreements, but They Have to Ask First

10/27/2019 - Katie Hill Has Resigned

10/27/2019 - In Addition to Being Pointless, Gender Reveal Parties Are Now Deadly

10/27/2019 - These Rats in Tiny Cars Are Supposed to Teach Us Something, but Mostly I Just Enjoy Watching Them

10/27/2019 - Here's How Not to Market Your Baby Products

10/27/2019 - Please Meet Greta Thunberg the Beetle, Not to Be Confused With Greta Thunberg the Person

10/27/2019 - Chance the Rapper Gives a Shout Out to the Chicago Teachers Strike on SNL

10/26/2019 - Saturday Night Social: Cinderblock Will Not Be Hurried

10/26/2019 - PrEP Deemed 'Too Political' for Instagram

10/26/2019 - Former Vape-Lovers Are Now Crawling Back to Cigarettes, That Trusty Old Standby

10/26/2019 - Georgia Judge Rules That Complaining About Exes on Social Media Is Still Not a Jailable Offense

10/26/2019 - Multitasker Jane Fonda Can Accept Awards and Get Arrested at the Same Time

10/25/2019 - Rudy Giuliani, Serial Butt-Dialer

10/25/2019 - Tell Us About the Most Haunted Place You’ve Ever Been

10/25/2019 - Selena Gomez's Ambitiously Candid 'Lose You To Love Me' Lost Us

10/25/2019 - Should I Buy These Bad Bitch Snakeskin Booties?

10/25/2019 - A Texas High School Football Team Allegedly Used Rape as a 'Hazing' Ritual

10/25/2019 - The Ugly, Right-Wing Campaign Against Katie Hill

10/25/2019 - This Week in Meghan McCain Brings Birthday Celebrations Featuring Paul Ryan and Also Taxidermy

10/25/2019 - Donald Trump's Personal Calendar Might Corroborate an Apprentice Contestant's Alleged Sexual Assault

10/25/2019 - Oh, So They Are Doing a Hocus Pocus Sequel?!

10/25/2019 - Kate Took the Kids Halloween Shopping at a Grocery Store

10/25/2019 - She's Free

10/25/2019 - How a Texas Custody Battle Over a Trans Child Became the Latest Flashpoint for Conservatives

10/25/2019 - As If the Volcano Wasn't Bad Enough, Now Pompeii Faces the Tourists

10/25/2019 - Ivanka Says 'Happy Anniversary' to Jared in Very Normal Language That Is Absolutely Relatable

10/25/2019 - Rex Orange County Explained, for Ya Old Ass

10/25/2019 - Drake and Kylie Jenner Flirt at Party, Tearing a Hole in the Space-Time Continuum

10/25/2019 - How to Tell the Difference Between Wind and a Ghost

10/25/2019 - Impressions of Crouton, a Moderately Famous Internet Cow

10/25/2019 - Please Do Not Force Your Wedding Guests to Play Cornhole

10/24/2019 - Emma, the Office Worker of the Future, Seems Very Friendly

10/24/2019 - In Utah, 'Premarital Exams' Treat Sex Like a 'Problem to Be Solved'

10/24/2019 - A TMZ Reporter Ratted Out Eminem to the Secret Service Over Trump Lyrics

10/24/2019 - Kellyanne Conway Would Like to Know What Your Job Is, Exactly

10/24/2019 - Hero Women Kicked Out of Bar After Confronting Harvey Weinstein [UPDATED]

10/24/2019 - Kanye West Really, Really, Really Does Not Want You to Have Sex to His New Album

10/24/2019 - Let's All Watch Mark Zuckerberg Get Repeatedly Humiliated by the Progressive Women of Congress

10/24/2019 - Kesha Is the Latest Artist to Use Big Freedia's Voice While Ignoring Her Existence

10/24/2019 - Surprisingly, Stassi Schroeder Does Not Want to Get Married in a Cemetery

10/24/2019 - Wikipedia Exposes Porn Performers to Stalking, Harassment—And Visits From CPS

10/24/2019 - Get In Loser, We're Going Dancing at the Shell Station

10/24/2019 - The Unbearable Agony of Being the Man of MeToo

10/24/2019 - Harry Sirens, It’s Saturday Night!

10/24/2019 - This Betsy DeVos Appointee Now Says Most Student Debt Should Be Canceled and the System Is Fucked

10/24/2019 - Can Someone Check to See If Melania Knows About the Impeachment Inquiry?

10/24/2019 - Ben Affleck Seeks Bennifer 3.0 on Raya

10/24/2019 - FDA Now Wants Breast Implant Manufacturers to Warn People of Potential Risks

10/24/2019 - The Modern Girl’s Guide to Going to Prison for Three Weeks

10/23/2019 - Princess Diana Once Shoved Her Stepmother Down a Flight of Stairs

10/23/2019 - Popeyes Is Bringing Back the Cursed Chicken Sandwich, This Time With Reinforcements

10/23/2019 - There's Definitely Something Up With Pete Davidson's Dick

10/23/2019 - Man With Baby Bangs Grilled by Congress on Everything Except His Baby Bangs [Updated]

10/23/2019 - Lizzo Files Lawsuit Claiming She Didn't Steal '100 Percent That Bitch'

10/23/2019 - Rose McGowan Is Suing Harvey Weinstein And His Former Attorneys Lisa Bloom and David Boies

10/23/2019 - Instagram to Remove Filters 'Associated With Plastic Surgery,' Whatever That Means

10/23/2019 - Stories About Bill, My Yard Raccoon

10/23/2019 - Dollywood Wants You to Know It Also Doesn't Like This Racist Guy From the Neighborhood

10/23/2019 - Katie Couric Leans Into Sheryl Sandberg

10/23/2019 - Sasha Velour Wants to Redefine Drag

10/23/2019 - Halloween Is Canceled, It's Christmas Cable Movie Time

10/23/2019 - Cardi B Proves Star Quality Is Elusive On a Promising Rap Talent Show

10/23/2019 - Kirstjen Nielsen Is Trying to Reinvent Herself as a Woman Who 'Spoke Truth to Power'

10/23/2019 - Elizabeth Warren Is Making the Personal Political

10/23/2019 - Hailey Bieber Loves Jesus but Not Selena Gomez

10/23/2019 - In Prison Fashion, There Can Be Only One Victor: Martha Stewart vs. Felicity Huffman

10/23/2019 - There Is Nothing I Want More Than for Cardi B to Join the Fast and the Furious Family

10/22/2019 - Of Course Janis Ian Was the Real Mean Girl

10/22/2019 - Uniqlo Yanks Ad in Korea After Botched Translation Seems to Mock WW2 Sex Slaves

10/22/2019 - Everyone's Just a Little Too Excited About Jennifer Aniston Joining Instagram

10/22/2019 - You Absolute Jokers Better Not Make This Election Worse Than It Already Is

10/22/2019 - The Trump Administration Is Winning Its War on Reproductive Health Clinics

10/22/2019 - Alison Roman Is More Than #TheStew

10/22/2019 - Can Someone Please Tell Me if Aunt Becky is Going to Prison or Not?

10/22/2019 - On the Kardashian's Internet, the Memes Monetize You

10/22/2019 - 'Intermittent Fasting' Is Just Early Dinner

10/22/2019 - Why Are All These Acclaimed Directors Clowning Marvel Movies?

10/22/2019 - Dressing Catherine the Great

10/22/2019 - Big Scissor Time for Don Jr.

10/22/2019 - The 'Mess of Complexity' in Directing Your Porn Star Partner

10/22/2019 - Rates of Uninsured Children Are Rising

10/22/2019 - 'We’re Setting Up Our Kids for Failure': Carrying the Banner With Chicago Teachers

10/22/2019 - They Are Absolutely Going to Murder the Robot

10/22/2019 - You'll Never Drive Alone Again After Hearing This Eerie (True) Story

10/22/2019 - Nicki Minaj—Married?

10/22/2019 - Neither Olivia Jade Nor the Other One Are Currently Enrolled at USC

10/21/2019 - Abortion and Same-Sex Marriage Are Now Legal in Northern Ireland

10/21/2019 - The Loudest Bird in the World Is the Bro of Your Nightmares

10/21/2019 - Miley Cyrus Announces She Doesn't Have to Be Gay After Discovering Not All Men Are Trash

10/21/2019 - No Bedbugs for the G7 Summit, Unfortunately

10/21/2019 - Johnny Depp is Waging a Bitter War Against Amber Heard's Accusations of Abuse [UPDATE]

10/21/2019 - Modern Love Flattens What Makes the New York Times Essay Series So Engrossing

10/21/2019 - The FTC Has Confirmed That Sunday Riley Faked Product Reviews

10/21/2019 - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Didn't Just Endorse Bernie Sanders

10/21/2019 - Vanderpump Rules' Kristen Doute Is Writing a 'Self-Empowerment' Book for 'An Army of Boss Bitches'

10/21/2019 - On Saturdays We Wear Pink (To Promote Our Pop-Up Nightclubs)

10/21/2019 - Fiction in the Age of MeToo

10/21/2019 - Some Interesting Facts About Women's 'Pancake' Brains, Courtesy Ernst & Young

10/21/2019 - Eric Trump Stares Into the Void

10/21/2019 - Zooey Deschanel is Instagram-Official With the Property Brother

10/21/2019 - Help, I Have Fallen Over This Adam Driver Profile and I Cannot Get Up

10/21/2019 - The Food Truck Owner Hired for Jennifer Lawrence's Wedding Had No Idea He'd Be at Jennifer Lawrence's Wedding

10/20/2019 - Prince Harry Acknowledges That He and William Have 'Good Days' and 'Bad Days'

10/20/2019 - Maggie Rogers Hit Back at Some Tool Who Yelled at Her to Take Her Top Off During a Show

10/20/2019 - There Will Now Be Female Toy Soldiers, Thanks to a 6-Year-Old Girl (And the Media)

10/20/2019 - Francis Ford Coppola Does Not Like Marvel Movies Either

10/20/2019 - Jackie Kennedy Does Not Seem to Have Been a Very Good Friend to Carly Simon

10/20/2019 - Mississippi's New Emmett Till Memorial Had to Be Bulletproof

10/20/2019 - Jared Leto's Reported Plot to Kill the Joker Was Foiled

10/19/2019 - Saturday Night Social: The World Giraffe Population Is Up By One

10/19/2019 - Good Boy Jake Gyllenhaal Rescued a Stranded Dalmatian From a Busy Intersection

10/19/2019 - Airlines Discover a New Way to Make Flying Worse

10/19/2019 - Johnson & Johnson Recalls 33,000 Bottles of Baby Powder That May Contain Asbestos

10/19/2019 - Alec Baldwin Has Some Predictably Bad Opinions on the College Admissions Scandal

10/19/2019 - Why Heath Ledger's Joker and Regina George Are Among the Best Movie Villains of All Time

10/18/2019 - Let Us Journey Into a Truly Wild and Escalating Beef Between Tulsi Gabbard and Hillary Clinton

10/18/2019 - Your Nauseatingly Sweet Meet-Cute Story

10/18/2019 - Katy Perry's 'Harleys in Hawaii' Should Go Straight to Hell

10/18/2019 - The Trump Appointee Who Loves 'Badass' Spiritual Magic But Can't Use the Word 'Illuminati' Right

10/18/2019 - I Am Maybe in Love With This Private Investigator

10/18/2019 - I Looked at This Nancy Pelosi Photo and Felt Nothing

10/18/2019 - A Brief History of Pete Buttigieg Faking It on Medicare for All

10/18/2019 - Greener Grass Is the Absurdist Soccer-Mom Melodramedy of Your Nightmares

10/18/2019 - This Week In Meghan McCain Brings a Divorce From Pete Buttigieg and Love for Dave Matthews

10/18/2019 - Zoe Kravitz Is the Catwoman, and Jonah Hill Leaves The Batman Universe

10/18/2019 - Tan Mom Frightens Me Because I Think She Is My Future

10/18/2019 - Let's Check in With the People Making Millions Off Your Student Debt

10/18/2019 - Georgia School District Reverses Trans-Inclusive Bathroom Policy in Response to Death Threats

10/18/2019 - Modcloth Employees, Facing Layoffs, Are Caught Between a Big-Box Store and an Investment Firm

10/18/2019 - The Lighthouse Is Completely Out of Control, By Design

10/18/2019 - We Are Attracted to Ourselves

10/18/2019 - It's Time to Kill the Gucci Belt

10/18/2019 - It's Entirely Possible That Jennifer Lawrence Is Getting Married in a Mansion Full of Party Ghosts

10/18/2019 - Ivanka Wins a Kiss From Daddy

10/18/2019 - Time to Trash Your Nest

10/18/2019 - For Obvious Reasons, Most Nudists Prefer Dump Dinners

10/17/2019 - Former NBC News Anchor Linda Vester on Matt Lauer Allegations: 'Everybody Knew'

10/17/2019 - Felicity Huffman Reportedly Would Not Take Aunt Becky's Calls

10/17/2019 - Pete Davidson Is Single Again

10/17/2019 - White House Chief of Staff: Yup, We Did It!

10/17/2019 - As If There Could Be Another Clueless

10/17/2019 - Barbie's Malibu Dreamhouse Looks Like a Cry for Help

10/17/2019 - Mermaid Sex: Let Us Consider All the Ways

10/17/2019 - You're the Breadwinner and Your Partner Can't Handle It? Andie MacDowell Knows What to Do

10/17/2019 - Of Course TERFs Have Found Common Cause With White Nationalists [UPDATED]

10/17/2019 - Is This Shoe OK? Kanye West’s Yeezy Slides for Kids

10/17/2019 - It's Dust to Dust For the Skeleton on The Masked Singer

10/17/2019 - You Can Buy a Bio of Jackie Kennedy–With Her Sister's Salty Annotations

10/17/2019 - Dear God, Not Another Ted Bundy Show

10/17/2019 - Hell Yeah, Some Guy From Real Housewives Is Going to Abolish ICE by Doing Karate at It

10/17/2019 - Don Jr. Finally Understands Himself and His Place in the World

10/17/2019 - Student Suspended for Raising Sexual Assault Awareness in Her High School Is Suing Her District

10/17/2019 - Jeffrey Epstein Accuser Asks Judge to Untangle Financial Roadblocks He Set Up Before He Died

10/16/2019 - TV and Movie Sets Are Hiring 'Intimacy Coordinators' to Keep Actors Safe During Sex Scenes

10/16/2019 - Chipotle to Offer Free College, But Not Guacamole

10/16/2019 - New Bill Would Make It Mandatory for Florida Public Schools to Offer Bible Classes

10/16/2019 - Sign Me Up for This 'Loveless Marriage'

10/16/2019 - Demi Moore Sleeps With 7 Dogs, Which Seems Like the Right Number

10/16/2019 - If Kim Kardashian Is Orthodox, What Will Happen to Her Pumpkin Collection?

10/16/2019 - Does Rudy Giuliani Have Any Non-Crime Friends?

10/16/2019 - Christmas Movie Ideas

10/16/2019 - Leana Wen and the Stigma of the ‘Rare’ Abortion

10/16/2019 - Matt Lauer Allegedly Coerced Fellow NBC Broadcaster Into An Affair

10/16/2019 - Rom-Coms Will Never Die, So Binge Away

10/16/2019 - This Week in Tabloids: How Not to Write About a Rape Accusation

10/16/2019 - Trump Tried to Pull Some Sleazy Reality TV Sweeps Week Stunt With Grieving British Parents

10/16/2019 - Just Say Mmmmm-Yes!: Kate Bush's The Sensual World at 30

10/16/2019 - Men Explain Things to Elizabeth Warren

10/16/2019 - Never Change Your Hair, Internet Boyfriends

10/16/2019 - Bella Thorne's Debut Porn Film Is a Murderous Tale of Emasculation and 'Dominant, Prominent Pussy'

10/16/2019 - Miley Cyrus Joins Myspace in Spirit, Gets 'Rock n Roll' Heart Tattoo

10/16/2019 - Woman Sues San Antonio Police For Pulling Out Her Tampon During a Search

10/16/2019 - Simon Cowell's New Face, Explained

10/16/2019 - Ronan Farrow to NBC News's Accused Sexual Harassers: 'Before You Send Your Letter, Call a Feminist'

10/15/2019 - Please Do Not Text Any Fake Celebrity Phone Numbers

10/15/2019 - Just Try to Watch Joe Biden Lecture Elizabeth Warren Without Screaming

10/15/2019 - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Is Preparing to Endorse Bernie Sanders

10/15/2019 - Bernie Sanders Is Not Ready to Make Nice

10/15/2019 - Woman Holds Funeral Photo Shoot for Her Student Loans

10/15/2019 - The Royal Baby Is Officially a Ginger

10/15/2019 - Sisters in Suffering: It's Jezebel's Fourth Democratic Debate Liveblog and Open Thread

10/15/2019 - Pete Buttigieg Hereby Swears to Protect Massive Insurance Companies From the Dangers of Medicare for All

10/15/2019 - For Some Wild Reason Gina Rodriguez Thought She Could Get Away With Saying the N-Word [UPDATED]

10/15/2019 - Jeremy Strong Really Committed to Being the Saddest Bitch You've Ever Met on Succession

10/15/2019 - Something Happened With Fortnite

10/15/2019 - Turns Out, Multiple People Might Be '100 Percent That Bitch'

10/15/2019 - Sleeping Alone Is Better Than Sex

10/15/2019 - Happy Halloween, From the Scary Broccoli Pasta on Terrace House

10/15/2019 - A Petit Theory About Brand-New Couple Miley Cyrus and Cody Simpson

10/15/2019 - This Terrifying (True) Story Will Make You Check Your Locks Twice

10/15/2019 - The Gauntlet That Shaped Elizabeth Warren

10/15/2019 - Jonathan Van Ness Shit Himself For SponCon

10/15/2019 - Where Is Maggie Gyllenhaal's Emmy, Though

10/15/2019 - Five Women Have Accused Cuba Gooding Jr. of Sexual Misconduct

10/15/2019 - Hillary Clinton and the TERF Trap

10/15/2019 - Kanye West Thought Kim Kardashian's Met Gala Outfit Was 'Too Sexy'

10/14/2019 - A Look Back At How the Media Demonized Naomi Wolf for Accusing Harold Bloom of Sexual Assault

10/14/2019 - Rihanna Is Fine With Anna Wintour Asking Whether She's Pregnant

10/14/2019 - Tiffany, Sad

10/14/2019 - Look at This Lovely Apartment Decor in the Breaking Bad Movie El Camino

10/14/2019 - Global Study Uncovers Rampant Abuse of Pregnant People by Healthcare Workers

10/14/2019 - New Court Documents Allege Jeremy Renner Threatened to Kill His Ex-Wife Sonni Pacheco

10/14/2019 - Everything the Fake Aunt Becky in Lifetime's College Admissions Scandal Movie Taught Me

10/14/2019 - Amelia Earhart's Plane Is Still Missing

10/14/2019 - Memo: NBC News President Unleashes Scorched Earth Defense on Ronan Farrow's Depiction of Execs

10/14/2019 - All Hail the Great Trash TV Movies We're About to Binge on Disney Plus

10/14/2019 - Has the Zombie Movie Lost Its Bite?

10/14/2019 - An Influencer Claims She Is Being Evicted Because the Lisa Frank Flat Copied Her Apartment Design

10/14/2019 - Moving Past the Myth of the Art Monster

10/14/2019 - Mariah Carey Did Not Confuse Reese Witherspoon With Jennifer Aniston, Unfortunately!

10/14/2019 - Pharrell Says Criticism of 'Blurred Lines' as 'Rapey' Opened His Mind

10/14/2019 - Factory Workers Making Lululemon Leggings Say They're Beaten and Underpaid

10/13/2019 - California Bans Fur

10/13/2019 - Lizzie McGuire Will Return to TV as a 30-Year-Old Millennial in New York

10/13/2019 - This Trailer for Dolittle Is Kind of a Lot

10/13/2019 - The Meat Wars Rage On

10/13/2019 - The Los Angeles Kings Fight to Break the Taylor Swift Curse

10/13/2019 - MSNBC President Phil Griffin Allegedly Waved Around a Picture of Maria Menounos's Naked Crotch at a Staff Meeting

10/13/2019 - Hugh Grant Thinks Movies Are Too Damn Loud

10/13/2019 - Simone Biles Is Officially the Greatest Gymnast of All Time

10/12/2019 - Saturday Night Social: Congratulations to Holly, the Chonkiest Bear in All the Land

10/12/2019 - There Is a Lot of Hazing Going On at Ohio University

10/12/2019 - St. Louis Public Safety Director Essentially Blames Child Criminals for Their Own Deaths

10/12/2019 - Despite a 'Misogynistic Society of Corporate Asses' Mariah Carey Is Thriving

10/12/2019 - Naomie Harris Was Once Groped by a 'Huge Star' at an Audition

10/11/2019 - How Was Your Week?

10/11/2019 - The Best Piece of Unsolicited Advice You’ve Ever Received

10/11/2019 - Harry Styles Gives Us a Horny Anthem to Grind on Friends to

10/11/2019 - Which Episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark Fucked You Up the Most?

10/11/2019 - Jane Campion Is Making Benedict Cumberbatch Play American, But Kirsten Dunst Will Be There, Too

10/11/2019 - This Week In Meghan McCain Brings a Bright, Burning Hatred for Rand Paul

10/11/2019 - The Chilling Details of Ryan Phillippe's Now-Settled Domestic Assault Suit

10/11/2019 - That's Exactly What She Said the Last Time She Shot Someone

10/11/2019 - Officials: If You See This Fish, Kill That Sum Bitch Dead As Hell

10/11/2019 - Meet 56 Badass Billionaire Women Whose Wealth and Inheritance Should Be Taxed Immediately

10/11/2019 - I Will Personally Fight Melania for My Right to Vape

10/11/2019 - Making Trans Lives Matter at the CNN LGBTQ Town Hall

10/11/2019 - How to Get Away With Murder

10/11/2019 - Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus are Locked in a Sexy Paparazzi Death Match

10/11/2019 - Let's Drag Justin Bieber's Beautiful Home

10/11/2019 - YouTube Influencer Blippi Outsources Influencing

10/11/2019 - Georgia Southern Students Burn Cuban-American Author's Book After Accusing Her of 'Racism Towards White People'

10/10/2019 - Passengers Revolt After Cruise Ship Fails to Make Any Promised Stops

10/10/2019 - Today Staffers Are Reportedly Pretty Angry About NBC's Handling of Matt Lauer Rape Allegations

10/10/2019 - Kurt Cobain's Dirty Sweater Is Once Again for Sale

10/10/2019 - Bernie Sanders Is a Wife Guy

10/10/2019 - Will These $140 'Mental Health' Sweatpants Fill My Lexapro Prescription?

10/10/2019 - Tiny Has Advice on How to Handle Secret Lovers

10/10/2019 - Greta Thunberg's UN Speech: The Oontz Oontz Oontz Remix

10/10/2019 - Is This Shoe OK? The $3,000 Holy Water-Filled, Frankincense-Scented Nike Air Max 97

10/10/2019 - Maricopa County Republican Charged With Running a Human Smuggling Adoption Scheme

10/10/2019 - Prince Harry and Ed Sheeran, Together At Last

10/10/2019 - Cry Me a Riverdale

10/10/2019 - A Bunch of Conspiracy Theorists and Don Jr. Walk into a Trump Hotel

10/10/2019 - The Eagle, Uh, Fails to Land

10/10/2019 - Cardi B's Passion for Fashion Could've Been a Real Disaster

10/10/2019 - Mindy Kaling Says the Television Academy Tried to Deny Her An Emmy Nomination

10/10/2019 - Sesame Street Introduces Karli, Whose Mother Has an Opioid Addiction

10/9/2019 - Annette Roque Releases Statement Following Rape Allegations Against Ex-Husband Matt Lauer

10/9/2019 - Rihanna Did in Fact Turn Down the Super Bowl Halftime Show in Solidarity With Colin Kaepernick

10/9/2019 - NBC News Head Andrew Lack Relentlessly Pursued Women Who Worked for Him: Report

10/9/2019 - Warren Rising

10/9/2019 - Matt Lauer Insists He's the Real Victim

10/9/2019 - What Happens When the Queen Dies?

10/9/2019 - The Queasy Power of Shamelessness

10/9/2019 - Let's Talk About Whether Aliens Killed These Cattle in the Oregon Wilderness

10/9/2019 - Please Fire Me If I Ever Show Up to an Interview (With Rihanna!) Without Questions

10/9/2019 - A Deep Dive Into the Racism Allegations Against Basketball Wives' Evelyn Lozada

10/9/2019 - This Week in Tabloids: Name One Person Who's Ever Called Melania the 'Slovenian Sphinx'!

10/9/2019 - Another Woman Shares That Donald Trump Grabbed Her By the Pussy at Mar-a-Lago While He Was Dating Melania

10/9/2019 - Melania Breaks Ground on White House Tennis Pavilion in Subtle Erotic Exercise

10/9/2019 - Not Enough Pregnant People Are Getting Their Flu and Whooping Cough Vaccines

10/9/2019 - The English Soccer Wives Are Fighting and They Are Ruthless

10/9/2019 - George W. Bush Is Not Your Fucking Grandpa

10/9/2019 - Sophie Turner Comes Out as Anti-Instagram Influencer

10/9/2019 - Matt Lauer Was Fired After a Coworker Alleged He Raped Her in His Hotel Room

10/9/2019 - Gucci, Guys, What Are You Doing?

10/9/2019 - The Mother of the Ukrainian Orphan Who Is Actually Maybe an Adult Says She Is Definitely a Child

10/8/2019 - Girl Suspended for 'Bullying' After Raising Alarm on High School's Inaction on Rape

10/8/2019 - I Would Live in This Shed

10/8/2019 - Will Someone Please Help Lana Del Rey Find Her Vape?

10/8/2019 - The White House Will Not Cooperate With the Impeachment Inquiry So Don't Even Ask!

10/8/2019 - You'll Sleep With the Lights On After This Scary (True) Story

10/8/2019 - Visualize Betsy DeVos and Aunt Becky as Bunkmates (in Jail)

10/8/2019 - How Much More Time Does Bernie Sanders Need to 'Think About' Decriminalizing Sex Work?

10/8/2019 - Would You Live in the Rainbow Explosion That Is the Hotels.com Lisa Frank SponCon Flat?

10/8/2019 - There Is No Such Thing as 'Too Similar' When Publishers All Want the Same Book

10/8/2019 - The FBI Says Samuel Little Is the Most Prolific Serial Killer in American History

10/8/2019 - Pregnancy Discrimination Is Insidious by Design

10/8/2019 - The Impossibly High Stakes of Aimee Stephens's Supreme Court Case

10/8/2019 - Bury Me in Hailey Bieber's Virgil Abloh-Designed Off-White Wedding Gown

10/8/2019 - Jennifer Aniston Needed a Psychologist to Work Through Divorce With Justin Theroux (and His Massive Back Tattoo)

10/8/2019 - Big Mouth's Co-Creator Apologizes For Pansexuality Monologue

10/8/2019 - Lori Loughlin Could Face a 'Substantially Higher' Sentence Than Felicity Huffman

10/7/2019 - Woman Gets Sexually Harassed on a Freaking Airplane

10/7/2019 - What Even Is a Heel?

10/7/2019 - People Have Finally Had Enough of Seeing Kylie Jenner's Cars

10/7/2019 - Donald Trump Has Finally Crossed the Republican Line (The Line Is Aiding ISIS)

10/7/2019 - Pour One Out for the Instagram Activity Tab, the Best Place to Stalk Your Horny Loved Ones

10/7/2019 - Are You Afraid of the Dark? You Will Be!: It's Time for Jezebel's Annual Scary Story Contest

10/7/2019 - It Is Better Not to Work, I Think

10/7/2019 - FTC Shuts Down Real Estate Seminars Endorsed by Flip or Flop Stars

10/7/2019 - Let's Fight About the Trump Children and Their Succession Counterparts

10/7/2019 - Real-Life Inspiration Behind Hustlers Is Speaking Up for Dancers 'Stiffed' by Strip Club Owners

10/7/2019 - Lindsay Lohan Has Been Unmasked as a Terrible Judge on The Masked Singer Australia

10/7/2019 - Jared And Ivanka Have This Whole Impeachment Thing Under Control

10/7/2019 - Ja Rule Tries, Fails to Clear Up Rumor That Ashanti Sang Jennifer Lopez's 'I'm Real' Vocals

10/7/2019 - Elizabeth Holmes Is Now Scamming Her Lawyers

10/7/2019 - Here Is John Stamos As a Murderous French Crab Chef

10/6/2019 - Prince Andrew Might Want to Come Up With a Better Excuse

10/6/2019 - A Reminder That Simone Biles Is the Greatest Athlete of Our (All?) Time

10/6/2019 - Elton John Once Watched the Queen Slap Her Nephew in the Face While Telling Him, 'I Am the Queen'

10/6/2019 - Legend of Stage and Screen Diahann Carroll Had the Most Powerful One-Shoulder Formalwear Game in the Business

10/6/2019 - Princess Margaret Greenlit Casting Helena Bonham Carter in The Crown From Beyond the Grave

10/6/2019 - A Key Witness In the Amber Guyger Murder Trial Has Been Shot to Death in Dallas

10/6/2019 - Phoebe Waller-Bridge's Saturday Night Live Opening Monologue Is an Excellent Indoctrination Into the Cult of Fleabag

10/6/2019 - There's No Such Thing as a 'Good Man'

10/5/2019 - Saturday Night Social: America Finally Wises Up to the Seasonal Scam That Is Candy Corn

10/5/2019 - Elton John Says He Once Hosted a Dinner Party Where Sylvester Stallone and Richard Gere Fought Over Princess Diana

10/5/2019 - Elizabeth Warren Campaign Fires Senior Staffer Following Allegations of 'Inappropriate Behavior'

10/5/2019 - Epstein Accuser Alleges She Was Held Against Her Will on Victoria's Secret CEO Les Wexner's Compound

10/5/2019 - Miley Is Moving On

10/4/2019 - And Now We've Reached the Crime Text Phase of Crime Time

10/4/2019 - The Glorious Way You Broke Up With a Frenemy

10/4/2019 - Niall Horan’s Horny 'Nice to Meet Ya' Solidifies His Role as One Direction’s Robbie Williams

10/4/2019 - Sophia Chang Will Be Fucking Seen Now

10/4/2019 - This Week In Meghan McCain Brings a Play About Joe Biden in Three Acts

10/4/2019 - You Don't Need a New App to Post Private Instagrams, Just Make Your Instagram More Private

10/4/2019 - A Glossary of Ivankisms

10/4/2019 - Gal Gadot and Armie Hammer Join the 'Dangerously Sexy' Agatha Christie Murder-Mystery Universe

10/4/2019 - How to DIY Your Own Sexy College Admissions Crime Mom Costume

10/4/2019 - Are the Trolls OK?

10/4/2019 - Supreme Court Takes Up Case That Could Decide the Future of Legal Abortion [UPDATED]

10/4/2019 - Drugged Taylor Swift Cries Over Banana

10/4/2019 - Harvey Weinstein Will Be Tried in NYC Against His Wishes

10/4/2019 - Instagram Will Now Allow Users to 'Restrict' Harassers Rather Than Blocking Them

10/3/2019 - Michael Avenatti Says Stormy Daniels Still Owes Him Money

10/3/2019 - Judge Orders Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to Explain Twitter to Him in Court

10/3/2019 - Tyler Cameron Is Not The Bachelor, but He Is Once Again A Bachelor

10/3/2019 - Crime Guy Openly Admits He Wants to Do More Crimes

10/3/2019 - Women File Sexual Misconduct Lawsuit Against James Franco

10/3/2019 - Is This Handmaid's Tale Wedding Portrait Too On the Nose?

10/3/2019 - What’s the Story Behind This Egirl Face? An Investigation

10/3/2019 - The Perverse Spectacle of Black Forgiveness

10/3/2019 - Mya Is Accepting DMs If You Have a 'Case of the Ex'

10/3/2019 - The Muffs Mastermind Kim Shattuck, Who Possessed the Greatest Scream in LA Punk, Has Died

10/3/2019 - Tegan and Sara Forgive Their Teenage Selves in Their New Book High School

10/3/2019 - Actor Who Played Vampire Shocked He Can Play Bat Man

10/3/2019 - Bob Woodward Is Part of the Problem

10/3/2019 - The Influencers Are Striking Back

10/3/2019 - Lindsay Lohan Is Already Feuding With Someone on The Masked Singer Australia

10/3/2019 - It Doesn't Seem Like Gwyneth Has Tried All Her Goop Products

10/3/2019 - Why Are Epstein's Co-Conspirators Still Being Protected?

10/3/2019 - The Red Substance an Anti-Vaxxer Threw on Several California Lawmakers Was Indeed Human Blood

10/2/2019 - Your Favorite Fleabag Is Hosting SNL This Weekend

10/2/2019 - Amber Guyger Sentenced to 10 Years for Murdering Her Neighbor

10/2/2019 - Kylie Jenner and Tyga Hung Out

10/2/2019 - Donald Trump Fears the Jockstrap

10/2/2019 - 'Get Well' Messages From Other Democratic Candidates to Bernie Sanders, Ranked

10/2/2019 - Dispatches from the 2019 New York Film Festival: It's Great to Love Movies Again

10/2/2019 - Melania Returns to the Land

10/2/2019 - Shane Dawson and Jeffree Star Want Fans to Forgive Their Racist Jokes and Buy Their Makeup

10/2/2019 - Bravo's In a Man's World Demands Gender Equality Through Bad Prosthetics

10/2/2019 - This Week In Tabloids: Was Jennifer Aniston the Only Actor on Friends? Maybe!

10/2/2019 - Bernie Sanders Takes Campaign Break After Heart Procedure

10/2/2019 - How the Relationship Between Meghan Markle and the Press Turned Sour

10/2/2019 - Questions I'd Like Answered in Aunt Becky's Tell-All Book

10/2/2019 - Why It's So Hard to Open a New Abortion Clinic

10/2/2019 - Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott are Over (Again!)

10/2/2019 - Tina Horn on Making SFSX, a Comic Where Queer Sex Workers Are Heroes

10/2/2019 - Fleabag Could Come Back When She's 50

10/2/2019 - Kamala Harris Is Trying to Get President Trump Kicked Off Twitter

10/2/2019 - Timothée Chalamet's Medieval Bowl Cut Seems to Have Stressed Him Out

10/1/2019 - Ming, the Tiger Who Once Lived in a New York Apartment, Is Dead at 19

10/1/2019 - Judge Temporarily Blocks Georgia's 6 Week Abortion Ban

10/1/2019 - Meghan Markle Sues UK Tabloid for Treating Her Like Shit

10/1/2019 - Rudy Giuliani Reportedly Spits Everywhere While He Talks and Doesn't Mind Being Routinely Humiliated by the President

10/1/2019 - The First Time I Cried in a Theater Was During The Rugrats Movie

10/1/2019 - A Runway Crasher Was the Most Interesting Thing at Chanel This Season

10/1/2019 - Anti-Sex Work Feminists Try to 'Rescue' Strippers With 'Revenge Porn Tactics'

10/1/2019 - In Praise of Cardi B, Who Stunted All Over Paris Fashion Week 2019

10/1/2019 - Drop Out, Andrew Yang!

10/1/2019 - Teacher Who Refused to Use Correct Student Pronouns Sues School District

10/1/2019 - I Could Never Watch TV With Pete Buttigieg

10/1/2019 - Insatiable Still Looks Bad

10/1/2019 - The Anti-Abortion Doctor Who Believes Ectopic Pregnancies Can Be 'Reimplanted'

10/1/2019 - Elizabeth Warren Is a Leg Woman

10/1/2019 - Adele and Skepta are Dating, Obviously!

10/1/2019 - Jonathan Van Ness Continues to Break Down the Stigma Around HIV

10/1/2019 - The Ukrainian Orphan Who Is Actually Maybe an Adult Has Been Found in Indiana