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2019 October
10/30/2019 - New York City Says More Like Foie
Nah
, Amirite?
10/30/2019 - Meg Ryan Is Done With John Mellencamp, Again
10/30/2019 - Mick and Donald—Friendship
Over
10/30/2019 - It's Ivanka Trump's 38th Birthday
10/30/2019 - Is The Trump Dog Real? A Very Serious Debate
10/30/2019 - Vanessa Hudgens Will Play Not 1, Not 2, But 3 Princesses in the
Princess Switch
Sequel
10/30/2019 - The Composers Who Write YouTube Influencers' Music, Often for Free
10/30/2019 - The Nightmarish Prospect of 'Debating,' Again, Whether Jeffrey Epstein Died By Suicide or Was Murdered
10/30/2019 - Is It Possible for the President to Look Less Like Shit? An Investigation
10/30/2019 - Keanu Reeves Shops at Whole Foods As Charity Gala He Was Supposed to 'Host' Rages On
10/30/2019 - A Mysterious Slime Has Come For Washington D.C.
10/30/2019 - Is Owning 100 Juicy Tracksuits Too Much, Or Just Enough?
10/30/2019 - Former Juul Executive Says Company Sent Out 1 Million Contaminated Pods They Refused to Recall
10/29/2019 - Missouri State Health Director Made a Spreadsheet Tracking Planned Parenthood Patients' Periods
10/29/2019 - There Is No Such Thing As Taking Too Many Photos of Your Cat
10/29/2019 - An Update on Pete Davidson's Dick and Its Whims
10/29/2019 - Let's Not Today, Alright?
10/29/2019 - What the Hell Is In This Cursed Air Force One Dish? Some Chefs Attempt to Explain
10/29/2019 - I'm Obsessed With These Soothing Polly Pocket Videos
10/29/2019 - The Long Shadow of the 'Welfare Queen'
10/29/2019 - Alabama's Near-Total Abortion Ban Has Been Temporarily Blocked
10/29/2019 - Balloon Boy's Father Insists His 'Hoax' Wasn't a 'Hoax,' Ten Years Later
10/29/2019 - Hidden Camera Clips Popped Up On Pornhub—and the Problem Won't Go Away
10/29/2019 - 10 More Petrifying Tales to Ensure You Never Sleep Again
10/29/2019 - The Old Taylor Must Come to the Phone Because the 'Shake It Off' Lawsuit Is Back
10/29/2019 - The Trump Family Is Giving Out the Most Dreaded of All Halloween Candy
10/29/2019 - Everyone, But Mostly Luann De Lesseps, Was 'Relieved' When Bethenny Frankel Quit
RHONY
10/29/2019 - The Secret to Happiness Is Being a Narcissist
10/29/2019 - Olivia Newton-John Is Selling Her Sexy
Grease
Outfit, Which She Had to Be Zipped Into
10/28/2019 - Whales, Meet Garbage Patch
10/28/2019 - Australian Doctor Sends 9,000 Texts to Tinder Fling After He Breaks Things Off
10/28/2019 - Ben Affleck's Raya Journey Seems to Be Paying Off
10/28/2019 - The President Has Never Met a Dog
10/28/2019 - Foodgod Is Risen
10/28/2019 - Katie Hill's Resignation Is an Ugly Mess
10/28/2019 - The Women Building the Uncanniest Valley of the Dolls
10/28/2019 - That's a Titty
10/28/2019 - Teresa and Joe Giudice's Marriage Is Crumbling, But Their Trump Support Is Strong As Ever
10/28/2019 - Prince Charles's Staff Is Reportedly Nervous About
The Crown
10/28/2019 - The Dumbest, Brightest, and Most Unintentionally Hilarious 2019 Celebrity Halloween Costumes
10/28/2019 - Here Are the 10 Most Frightening Stories You Will Ever Hear
10/28/2019 - How Disney's First Woman Animator Broke Into the Boys' Club
10/28/2019 - Class Warfare! Lady Gaga's Golden Globes Dress Listed at Auction by Hotel Housekeeper Claiming She 'Found It'
10/28/2019 - Join Me in Closely Observing Melania's Face While President Trump Got Booed at the World Series
10/28/2019 - New
Dracula
Seems Every Bit as Horny as Old
Dracula
10/27/2019 - NBC Will Release Victims From Their Confidentiality Agreements, but They Have to Ask First
10/27/2019 - Katie Hill Has Resigned
10/27/2019 - In Addition to Being Pointless, Gender Reveal Parties Are Now Deadly
10/27/2019 - These Rats in Tiny Cars Are Supposed to Teach Us Something, but Mostly I Just Enjoy Watching Them
10/27/2019 - Here's How
Not
to Market Your Baby Products
10/27/2019 - Please Meet Greta Thunberg the Beetle, Not to Be Confused With Greta Thunberg the Person
10/27/2019 - Chance the Rapper Gives a Shout Out to the Chicago Teachers Strike on SNL
10/26/2019 - Saturday Night Social: Cinderblock Will Not Be Hurried
10/26/2019 - PrEP Deemed 'Too Political' for Instagram
10/26/2019 - Former Vape-Lovers Are Now Crawling Back to Cigarettes, That Trusty Old Standby
10/26/2019 - Georgia Judge Rules That Complaining About Exes on Social Media Is Still Not a Jailable Offense
10/26/2019 - Multitasker Jane Fonda Can Accept Awards and Get Arrested at the Same Time
10/25/2019 - Rudy Giuliani, Serial Butt-Dialer
10/25/2019 - Tell Us About the Most Haunted Place You’ve Ever Been
10/25/2019 - Selena Gomez's Ambitiously Candid 'Lose You To Love Me' Lost Us
10/25/2019 - Should I Buy These Bad Bitch Snakeskin Booties?
10/25/2019 - A Texas High School Football Team Allegedly Used Rape as a 'Hazing' Ritual
10/25/2019 - The Ugly, Right-Wing Campaign Against Katie Hill
10/25/2019 - This Week in Meghan McCain Brings Birthday Celebrations Featuring Paul Ryan and Also Taxidermy
10/25/2019 - Donald Trump's Personal Calendar Might Corroborate an
Apprentice
Contestant's Alleged Sexual Assault
10/25/2019 - Oh, So They
Are
Doing a
Hocus Pocus
Sequel?!
10/25/2019 - Kate Took the Kids Halloween Shopping at a Grocery Store
10/25/2019 - She's Free
10/25/2019 - How a Texas Custody Battle Over a Trans Child Became the Latest Flashpoint for Conservatives
10/25/2019 - As If the Volcano Wasn't Bad Enough, Now Pompeii Faces the Tourists
10/25/2019 - Ivanka Says 'Happy Anniversary' to Jared in Very Normal Language That Is Absolutely Relatable
10/25/2019 - Rex Orange County Explained, for Ya Old Ass
10/25/2019 - Drake and Kylie Jenner Flirt at Party, Tearing a Hole in the Space-Time Continuum
10/25/2019 - How to Tell the Difference Between Wind and a Ghost
10/25/2019 - Impressions of Crouton, a Moderately Famous Internet Cow
10/25/2019 - Please Do Not Force Your Wedding Guests to Play Cornhole
10/24/2019 - Emma, the Office Worker of the Future, Seems Very Friendly
10/24/2019 - In Utah, 'Premarital Exams' Treat Sex Like a 'Problem to Be Solved'
10/24/2019 - A TMZ Reporter Ratted Out Eminem to the Secret Service Over Trump Lyrics
10/24/2019 - Kellyanne Conway Would Like to Know What Your Job Is, Exactly
10/24/2019 - Hero Women Kicked Out of Bar After Confronting Harvey Weinstein [UPDATED]
10/24/2019 - Kanye West Really, Really, Really Does Not Want You to Have Sex to His New Album
10/24/2019 - Let's All Watch Mark Zuckerberg Get Repeatedly Humiliated by the Progressive Women of Congress
10/24/2019 - Kesha Is the Latest Artist to Use Big Freedia's Voice While Ignoring Her Existence
10/24/2019 - Surprisingly, Stassi Schroeder Does Not Want to Get Married in a Cemetery
10/24/2019 - Wikipedia Exposes Porn Performers to Stalking, Harassment—And Visits From CPS
10/24/2019 - Get In Loser, We're Going Dancing at the Shell Station
10/24/2019 - The Unbearable Agony of Being the Man of MeToo
10/24/2019 - Harry Sirens, It’s Saturday Night!
10/24/2019 - This Betsy DeVos Appointee Now Says Most Student Debt Should Be Canceled and the System Is Fucked
10/24/2019 - Can Someone Check to See If Melania Knows About the Impeachment Inquiry?
10/24/2019 - Ben Affleck Seeks Bennifer 3.0 on Raya
10/24/2019 - FDA Now Wants Breast Implant Manufacturers to Warn People of Potential Risks
10/24/2019 - The Modern Girl’s Guide to Going to Prison for Three Weeks
10/23/2019 - Princess Diana Once Shoved Her Stepmother Down a Flight of Stairs
10/23/2019 - Popeyes Is Bringing Back the Cursed Chicken Sandwich, This Time With Reinforcements
10/23/2019 - There's Definitely Something Up With Pete Davidson's Dick
10/23/2019 - Man With Baby Bangs Grilled by Congress on Everything Except His Baby Bangs [Updated]
10/23/2019 - Lizzo Files Lawsuit Claiming She Didn't Steal '100 Percent That Bitch'
10/23/2019 - Rose McGowan Is Suing Harvey Weinstein And His Former Attorneys Lisa Bloom and David Boies
10/23/2019 - Instagram to Remove Filters 'Associated With Plastic Surgery,' Whatever That Means
10/23/2019 - Stories About Bill, My Yard Raccoon
10/23/2019 - Dollywood Wants You to Know It Also Doesn't Like This Racist Guy From the Neighborhood
10/23/2019 - Katie Couric Leans Into Sheryl Sandberg
10/23/2019 - Sasha Velour Wants to Redefine Drag
10/23/2019 - Halloween Is Canceled, It's Christmas Cable Movie Time
10/23/2019 - Cardi B Proves Star Quality Is Elusive On a Promising Rap Talent Show
10/23/2019 - Kirstjen Nielsen Is Trying to Reinvent Herself as a Woman Who 'Spoke Truth to Power'
10/23/2019 - Elizabeth Warren Is Making the Personal Political
10/23/2019 - Hailey Bieber Loves Jesus but Not Selena Gomez
10/23/2019 - In Prison Fashion, There Can Be Only One Victor: Martha Stewart vs. Felicity Huffman
10/23/2019 - There Is Nothing I Want More Than for Cardi B to Join the
Fast and the Furious
Family
10/22/2019 - Of Course Janis Ian Was the Real Mean Girl
10/22/2019 - Uniqlo Yanks Ad in Korea After Botched Translation Seems to Mock WW2 Sex Slaves
10/22/2019 - Everyone's Just a Little Too Excited About Jennifer Aniston Joining Instagram
10/22/2019 - You Absolute Jokers Better Not Make This Election Worse Than It Already Is
10/22/2019 - The Trump Administration Is Winning Its War on Reproductive Health Clinics
10/22/2019 - Alison Roman Is More Than #TheStew
10/22/2019 - Can Someone Please Tell Me if Aunt Becky is Going to Prison or Not?
10/22/2019 - On the Kardashian's Internet, the Memes Monetize You
10/22/2019 - 'Intermittent Fasting' Is Just Early Dinner
10/22/2019 - Why Are All These Acclaimed Directors Clowning Marvel Movies?
10/22/2019 - Dressing Catherine the Great
10/22/2019 - Big Scissor Time for Don Jr.
10/22/2019 - The 'Mess of Complexity' in Directing Your Porn Star Partner
10/22/2019 - Rates of Uninsured Children Are Rising
10/22/2019 - 'We’re Setting Up Our Kids for Failure': Carrying the Banner With Chicago Teachers
10/22/2019 - They Are Absolutely Going to Murder the Robot
10/22/2019 - You'll Never Drive Alone Again After Hearing This Eerie (True) Story
10/22/2019 - Nicki Minaj—Married?
10/22/2019 - Neither Olivia Jade Nor the Other One Are Currently Enrolled at USC
10/21/2019 - Abortion and Same-Sex Marriage Are Now Legal in Northern Ireland
10/21/2019 - The Loudest Bird in the World Is the Bro of Your Nightmares
10/21/2019 - Miley Cyrus Announces She Doesn't Have to Be Gay After Discovering Not All Men Are Trash
10/21/2019 - No Bedbugs for the G7 Summit, Unfortunately
10/21/2019 - Johnny Depp is Waging a Bitter War Against Amber Heard's Accusations of Abuse [UPDATE]
10/21/2019 -
Modern Love
Flattens What Makes the
New York Times
Essay Series So Engrossing
10/21/2019 - The FTC Has Confirmed That Sunday Riley Faked Product Reviews
10/21/2019 - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Didn't Just Endorse Bernie Sanders
10/21/2019 -
Vanderpump Rules
' Kristen Doute Is Writing a 'Self-Empowerment' Book for 'An Army of Boss Bitches'
10/21/2019 - On Saturdays We Wear Pink (To Promote Our Pop-Up Nightclubs)
10/21/2019 - Fiction in the Age of MeToo
10/21/2019 - Some Interesting Facts About Women's 'Pancake' Brains, Courtesy Ernst & Young
10/21/2019 - Eric Trump Stares Into the Void
10/21/2019 - Zooey Deschanel is Instagram-Official With the Property Brother
10/21/2019 - Help, I Have Fallen Over This Adam Driver Profile and I Cannot Get Up
10/21/2019 - The Food Truck Owner Hired for Jennifer Lawrence's Wedding Had No Idea He'd Be at Jennifer Lawrence's Wedding
10/20/2019 - Prince Harry Acknowledges That He and William Have 'Good Days' and 'Bad Days'
10/20/2019 - Maggie Rogers Hit Back at Some Tool Who Yelled at Her to Take Her Top Off During a Show
10/20/2019 - There Will Now Be Female Toy Soldiers, Thanks to a 6-Year-Old Girl (And the Media)
10/20/2019 - Francis Ford Coppola Does Not Like Marvel Movies Either
10/20/2019 - Jackie Kennedy Does Not Seem to Have Been a Very Good Friend to Carly Simon
10/20/2019 - Mississippi's New Emmett Till Memorial Had to Be Bulletproof
10/20/2019 - Jared Leto's Reported Plot to Kill the
Joker
Was Foiled
10/19/2019 - Saturday Night Social: The World Giraffe Population Is Up By One
10/19/2019 - Good Boy Jake Gyllenhaal Rescued a Stranded Dalmatian From a Busy Intersection
10/19/2019 - Airlines Discover a New Way to Make Flying Worse
10/19/2019 - Johnson & Johnson Recalls 33,000 Bottles of Baby Powder That May Contain Asbestos
10/19/2019 - Alec Baldwin Has Some Predictably Bad Opinions on the College Admissions Scandal
10/19/2019 - Why Heath Ledger's Joker and Regina George Are Among the Best Movie Villains of All Time
10/18/2019 - Let Us Journey Into a Truly Wild and Escalating Beef Between Tulsi Gabbard and Hillary Clinton
10/18/2019 - Your Nauseatingly Sweet Meet-Cute Story
10/18/2019 - Katy Perry's 'Harleys in Hawaii' Should Go Straight to Hell
10/18/2019 - The Trump Appointee Who Loves 'Badass' Spiritual Magic But Can't Use the Word 'Illuminati' Right
10/18/2019 - I Am Maybe in Love With This Private Investigator
10/18/2019 - I Looked at This Nancy Pelosi Photo and Felt Nothing
10/18/2019 - A Brief History of Pete Buttigieg Faking It on Medicare for All
10/18/2019 -
Greener Grass
Is the Absurdist Soccer-Mom Melodramedy of Your Nightmares
10/18/2019 - This Week In Meghan McCain Brings a Divorce From Pete Buttigieg and Love for Dave Matthews
10/18/2019 - Zoe Kravitz Is
the
Catwoman, and Jonah Hill Leaves
The Batman
Universe
10/18/2019 - Tan Mom Frightens Me Because I Think She Is My Future
10/18/2019 - Let's Check in With the People Making Millions Off Your Student Debt
10/18/2019 - Georgia School District Reverses Trans-Inclusive Bathroom Policy in Response to Death Threats
10/18/2019 - Modcloth Employees, Facing Layoffs, Are Caught Between a Big-Box Store and an Investment Firm
10/18/2019 -
The Lighthouse
Is Completely Out of Control, By Design
10/18/2019 - We Are Attracted to Ourselves
10/18/2019 - It's Time to Kill the Gucci Belt
10/18/2019 - It's Entirely Possible That Jennifer Lawrence Is Getting Married in a Mansion Full of Party Ghosts
10/18/2019 - Ivanka Wins a Kiss From Daddy
10/18/2019 - Time to Trash Your Nest
10/18/2019 - For Obvious Reasons, Most Nudists Prefer Dump Dinners
10/17/2019 - Former NBC News Anchor Linda Vester on Matt Lauer Allegations: 'Everybody Knew'
10/17/2019 - Felicity Huffman Reportedly Would Not Take Aunt Becky's Calls
10/17/2019 - Pete Davidson Is Single Again
10/17/2019 - White House Chief of Staff: Yup, We Did It!
10/17/2019 - As
If
There Could Be Another
Clueless
10/17/2019 - Barbie's Malibu Dreamhouse Looks Like a Cry for Help
10/17/2019 - Mermaid Sex: Let Us Consider All the Ways
10/17/2019 - You're the Breadwinner and Your Partner Can't Handle It? Andie MacDowell Knows What to Do
10/17/2019 - Of Course TERFs Have Found Common Cause With White Nationalists [UPDATED]
10/17/2019 - Is This Shoe OK? Kanye West’s Yeezy Slides for Kids
10/17/2019 - It's Dust to Dust For the Skeleton on
The Masked Singer
10/17/2019 - You Can Buy a Bio of Jackie Kennedy–With Her Sister's Salty Annotations
10/17/2019 - Dear God, Not Another Ted Bundy Show
10/17/2019 - Hell Yeah, Some Guy From
Real Housewives
Is Going to Abolish ICE by Doing Karate at It
10/17/2019 - Don Jr. Finally Understands Himself and His Place in the World
10/17/2019 - Student Suspended for Raising Sexual Assault Awareness in Her High School Is Suing Her District
10/17/2019 - Jeffrey Epstein Accuser Asks Judge to Untangle Financial Roadblocks He Set Up Before He Died
10/16/2019 - TV and Movie Sets Are Hiring 'Intimacy Coordinators' to Keep Actors Safe During Sex Scenes
10/16/2019 - Chipotle to Offer Free College, But Not Guacamole
10/16/2019 - New Bill Would Make It Mandatory for Florida Public Schools to Offer Bible Classes
10/16/2019 - Sign Me Up for This 'Loveless Marriage'
10/16/2019 - Demi Moore Sleeps With 7 Dogs, Which Seems Like the Right Number
10/16/2019 - If Kim Kardashian Is Orthodox, What Will Happen to Her Pumpkin Collection?
10/16/2019 - Does Rudy Giuliani Have Any Non-Crime Friends?
10/16/2019 - Christmas Movie Ideas
10/16/2019 - Leana Wen and the Stigma of the ‘Rare’ Abortion
10/16/2019 - Matt Lauer Allegedly Coerced Fellow NBC Broadcaster Into An Affair
10/16/2019 - Rom-Coms Will Never Die, So Binge Away
10/16/2019 - This Week in Tabloids: How Not to Write About a Rape Accusation
10/16/2019 - Trump Tried to Pull Some Sleazy Reality TV Sweeps Week Stunt With Grieving British Parents
10/16/2019 - Just Say Mmmmm-Yes!: Kate Bush's
The Sensual World
at 30
10/16/2019 - Men Explain Things to Elizabeth Warren
10/16/2019 - Never Change Your Hair, Internet Boyfriends
10/16/2019 - Bella Thorne's Debut Porn Film Is a Murderous Tale of Emasculation and 'Dominant, Prominent Pussy'
10/16/2019 - Miley Cyrus Joins Myspace in Spirit, Gets 'Rock n Roll' Heart Tattoo
10/16/2019 - Woman Sues San Antonio Police For Pulling Out Her Tampon During a Search
10/16/2019 - Simon Cowell's New Face, Explained
10/16/2019 - Ronan Farrow to NBC News's Accused Sexual Harassers: 'Before You Send Your Letter, Call a Feminist'
10/15/2019 - Please Do Not Text Any Fake Celebrity Phone Numbers
10/15/2019 - Just Try to Watch Joe Biden Lecture Elizabeth Warren Without Screaming
10/15/2019 - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Is Preparing to Endorse Bernie Sanders
10/15/2019 - Bernie Sanders Is Not Ready to Make Nice
10/15/2019 - Woman Holds Funeral Photo Shoot for Her Student Loans
10/15/2019 - The Royal Baby Is Officially a Ginger
10/15/2019 - Sisters in Suffering: It's Jezebel's Fourth Democratic Debate Liveblog and Open Thread
10/15/2019 - Pete Buttigieg Hereby Swears to Protect Massive Insurance Companies From the Dangers of Medicare for All
10/15/2019 - For Some Wild Reason Gina Rodriguez Thought She Could Get Away With Saying the N-Word [UPDATED]
10/15/2019 - Jeremy Strong Really Committed to Being the Saddest Bitch You've Ever Met on
Succession
10/15/2019 - Something Happened With Fortnite
10/15/2019 - Turns Out, Multiple People Might Be '100 Percent That Bitch'
10/15/2019 - Sleeping Alone Is Better Than Sex
10/15/2019 - Happy Halloween, From the Scary Broccoli Pasta on
Terrace House
10/15/2019 - A Petit Theory About Brand-New Couple Miley Cyrus and Cody Simpson
10/15/2019 - This Terrifying (True) Story Will Make You Check Your Locks Twice
10/15/2019 - The Gauntlet That Shaped Elizabeth Warren
10/15/2019 - Jonathan Van Ness Shit Himself For SponCon
10/15/2019 - Where Is Maggie Gyllenhaal's Emmy, Though
10/15/2019 - Five Women Have Accused Cuba Gooding Jr. of Sexual Misconduct
10/15/2019 - Hillary Clinton and the TERF Trap
10/15/2019 - Kanye West Thought Kim Kardashian's Met Gala Outfit Was 'Too Sexy'
10/14/2019 - A Look Back At How the Media Demonized Naomi Wolf for Accusing Harold Bloom of Sexual Assault
10/14/2019 - Rihanna Is Fine With Anna Wintour Asking Whether She's Pregnant
10/14/2019 - Tiffany, Sad
10/14/2019 - Look at This Lovely Apartment Decor in the
Breaking Bad
Movie
El Camino
10/14/2019 - Global Study Uncovers Rampant Abuse of Pregnant People by Healthcare Workers
10/14/2019 - New Court Documents Allege Jeremy Renner Threatened to Kill His Ex-Wife Sonni Pacheco
10/14/2019 - Everything the Fake Aunt Becky in Lifetime's
College Admissions Scandal
Movie Taught Me
10/14/2019 - Amelia Earhart's Plane Is Still Missing
10/14/2019 - Memo: NBC News President Unleashes Scorched Earth Defense on Ronan Farrow's Depiction of Execs
10/14/2019 - All Hail the Great Trash TV Movies We're About to Binge on Disney Plus
10/14/2019 - Has the Zombie Movie Lost Its Bite?
10/14/2019 - An Influencer Claims She Is Being Evicted Because the Lisa Frank Flat Copied Her Apartment Design
10/14/2019 - Moving Past the Myth of the Art Monster
10/14/2019 - Mariah Carey Did
Not
Confuse Reese Witherspoon With Jennifer Aniston, Unfortunately!
10/14/2019 - Pharrell Says Criticism of 'Blurred Lines' as 'Rapey' Opened His Mind
10/14/2019 - Factory Workers Making Lululemon Leggings Say They're Beaten and Underpaid
10/13/2019 - California Bans Fur
10/13/2019 - Lizzie McGuire Will Return to TV as a 30-Year-Old Millennial in New York
10/13/2019 - This Trailer for
Dolittle
Is Kind of a Lot
10/13/2019 - The Meat Wars Rage On
10/13/2019 - The Los Angeles Kings Fight to Break the Taylor Swift Curse
10/13/2019 - MSNBC President Phil Griffin Allegedly Waved Around a Picture of Maria Menounos's Naked Crotch at a Staff Meeting
10/13/2019 - Hugh Grant Thinks Movies Are Too Damn Loud
10/13/2019 - Simone Biles Is Officially the Greatest Gymnast of All Time
10/12/2019 - Saturday Night Social: Congratulations to Holly, the Chonkiest Bear in All the Land
10/12/2019 - There Is a Lot of Hazing Going On at Ohio University
10/12/2019 - St. Louis Public Safety Director Essentially Blames Child Criminals for Their Own Deaths
10/12/2019 - Despite a 'Misogynistic Society of Corporate Asses' Mariah Carey Is Thriving
10/12/2019 - Naomie Harris Was Once Groped by a 'Huge Star' at an Audition
10/11/2019 - How Was Your Week?
10/11/2019 - The Best Piece of Unsolicited Advice You’ve Ever Received
10/11/2019 - Harry Styles Gives Us a Horny Anthem to Grind on Friends to
10/11/2019 - Which Episode of
Are You Afraid of the Dark
Fucked You Up the Most?
10/11/2019 - Jane Campion Is Making Benedict Cumberbatch Play American, But Kirsten Dunst Will Be There, Too
10/11/2019 - This Week In Meghan McCain Brings a Bright, Burning Hatred for Rand Paul
10/11/2019 - The Chilling Details of Ryan Phillippe's Now-Settled Domestic Assault Suit
10/11/2019 - That's Exactly What She Said the Last Time She Shot Someone
10/11/2019 - Officials: If You See This Fish, Kill That Sum Bitch Dead As Hell
10/11/2019 - Meet 56 Badass Billionaire Women Whose Wealth and Inheritance Should Be Taxed Immediately
10/11/2019 - I Will Personally Fight Melania for My Right to Vape
10/11/2019 - Making Trans Lives Matter at the CNN LGBTQ Town Hall
10/11/2019 - How to Get Away With Murder
10/11/2019 - Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus are Locked in a Sexy Paparazzi Death Match
10/11/2019 - Let's Drag Justin Bieber's Beautiful Home
10/11/2019 - YouTube Influencer Blippi Outsources Influencing
10/11/2019 - Georgia Southern Students Burn Cuban-American Author's Book After Accusing Her of 'Racism Towards White People'
10/10/2019 - Passengers Revolt After Cruise Ship Fails to Make Any Promised Stops
10/10/2019 -
Today
Staffers Are Reportedly Pretty Angry About NBC's Handling of Matt Lauer Rape Allegations
10/10/2019 - Kurt Cobain's Dirty Sweater Is Once Again for Sale
10/10/2019 - Bernie Sanders Is a Wife Guy
10/10/2019 - Will These $140 'Mental Health' Sweatpants Fill My Lexapro Prescription?
10/10/2019 - Tiny Has Advice on How to Handle Secret Lovers
10/10/2019 - Greta Thunberg's UN Speech: The Oontz Oontz Oontz Remix
10/10/2019 - Is This Shoe OK? The $3,000 Holy Water-Filled, Frankincense-Scented Nike Air Max 97
10/10/2019 - Maricopa County Republican Charged With Running a Human Smuggling Adoption Scheme
10/10/2019 - Prince Harry and Ed Sheeran, Together At Last
10/10/2019 - Cry Me a
Riverdale
10/10/2019 - A Bunch of Conspiracy Theorists and Don Jr. Walk into a Trump Hotel
10/10/2019 - The Eagle, Uh, Fails to Land
10/10/2019 - Cardi B's Passion for Fashion Could've Been a Real Disaster
10/10/2019 - Mindy Kaling Says the Television Academy Tried to Deny Her An Emmy Nomination
10/10/2019 -
Sesame Street
Introduces Karli, Whose Mother Has an Opioid Addiction
10/9/2019 - Annette Roque Releases Statement Following Rape Allegations Against Ex-Husband Matt Lauer
10/9/2019 - Rihanna Did in Fact Turn Down the Super Bowl Halftime Show in Solidarity With Colin Kaepernick
10/9/2019 - NBC News Head Andrew Lack Relentlessly Pursued Women Who Worked for Him: Report
10/9/2019 - Warren Rising
10/9/2019 - Matt Lauer Insists He's the Real Victim
10/9/2019 - What Happens When the Queen Dies?
10/9/2019 - The Queasy Power of Shamelessness
10/9/2019 - Let's Talk About Whether Aliens Killed These Cattle in the Oregon Wilderness
10/9/2019 - Please Fire Me If I Ever Show Up to an Interview (With Rihanna!) Without Questions
10/9/2019 - A Deep Dive Into the Racism Allegations Against
Basketball Wives
' Evelyn Lozada
10/9/2019 - This Week in Tabloids: Name One Person Who's Ever Called Melania the 'Slovenian Sphinx'!
10/9/2019 - Another Woman Shares That Donald Trump Grabbed Her By the Pussy at Mar-a-Lago While He Was Dating Melania
10/9/2019 - Melania Breaks Ground on White House Tennis Pavilion in Subtle Erotic Exercise
10/9/2019 - Not Enough Pregnant People Are Getting Their Flu and Whooping Cough Vaccines
10/9/2019 - The English Soccer Wives Are Fighting and They Are Ruthless
10/9/2019 - George W. Bush Is Not Your Fucking Grandpa
10/9/2019 - Sophie Turner Comes Out as Anti-Instagram Influencer
10/9/2019 - Matt Lauer Was Fired After a Coworker Alleged He Raped Her in His Hotel Room
10/9/2019 - Gucci, Guys, What Are You Doing?
10/9/2019 - The Mother of the Ukrainian Orphan Who Is Actually Maybe an Adult Says She Is Definitely a Child
10/8/2019 - Girl Suspended for 'Bullying' After Raising Alarm on High School's Inaction on Rape
10/8/2019 - I Would Live in This Shed
10/8/2019 - Will Someone Please Help Lana Del Rey Find Her Vape?
10/8/2019 - The White House Will
Not
Cooperate With the Impeachment Inquiry So Don't Even Ask!
10/8/2019 - You'll Sleep With the Lights On After This Scary (True) Story
10/8/2019 - Visualize Betsy DeVos and Aunt Becky as Bunkmates (in Jail)
10/8/2019 - How Much More Time Does Bernie Sanders Need to 'Think About' Decriminalizing Sex Work?
10/8/2019 - Would You Live in the Rainbow Explosion That Is the Hotels.com Lisa Frank SponCon Flat?
10/8/2019 - There Is No Such Thing as 'Too Similar' When Publishers All Want the Same Book
10/8/2019 - The FBI Says Samuel Little Is the Most Prolific Serial Killer in American History
10/8/2019 - Pregnancy Discrimination Is Insidious by Design
10/8/2019 - The Impossibly High Stakes of Aimee Stephens's Supreme Court Case
10/8/2019 - Bury Me in Hailey Bieber's Virgil Abloh-Designed Off-White Wedding Gown
10/8/2019 - Jennifer Aniston Needed a Psychologist to Work Through Divorce With Justin Theroux (and His Massive Back Tattoo)
10/8/2019 -
Big Mouth
's Co-Creator Apologizes For Pansexuality Monologue
10/8/2019 - Lori Loughlin Could Face a 'Substantially Higher' Sentence Than Felicity Huffman
10/7/2019 - Woman Gets Sexually Harassed on a Freaking Airplane
10/7/2019 - What Even Is a Heel?
10/7/2019 - People Have Finally Had Enough of Seeing Kylie Jenner's Cars
10/7/2019 - Donald Trump Has Finally Crossed the Republican Line (The Line Is Aiding ISIS)
10/7/2019 - Pour One Out for the Instagram Activity Tab, the Best Place to Stalk Your Horny Loved Ones
10/7/2019 - Are
You
Afraid of the Dark? You Will Be!: It's Time for Jezebel's Annual Scary Story Contest
10/7/2019 - It Is Better Not to Work, I Think
10/7/2019 - FTC Shuts Down Real Estate Seminars Endorsed by
Flip or Flop
Stars
10/7/2019 - Let's Fight About the Trump Children and Their
Succession
Counterparts
10/7/2019 - Real-Life Inspiration Behind
Hustlers
Is
Speaking Up for Dancers 'Stiffed' by Strip Club Owners
10/7/2019 - Lindsay Lohan Has Been Unmasked as a Terrible Judge on
The Masked Singer Australia
10/7/2019 - Jared And Ivanka Have This Whole Impeachment Thing Under Control
10/7/2019 - Ja Rule Tries, Fails to Clear Up Rumor That Ashanti Sang Jennifer Lopez's 'I'm Real' Vocals
10/7/2019 - Elizabeth Holmes Is Now Scamming Her Lawyers
10/7/2019 - Here Is John Stamos As a Murderous French Crab Chef
10/6/2019 - Prince Andrew Might Want to Come Up With a Better Excuse
10/6/2019 - A Reminder That Simone Biles Is the Greatest Athlete of Our (All?) Time
10/6/2019 - Elton John Once Watched the Queen Slap Her Nephew in the Face While Telling Him, 'I Am the Queen'
10/6/2019 - Legend of Stage and Screen Diahann Carroll Had the Most Powerful One-Shoulder Formalwear Game in the Business
10/6/2019 - Princess Margaret Greenlit Casting Helena Bonham Carter in
The Crown
From Beyond the Grave
10/6/2019 - A Key Witness In the Amber Guyger Murder Trial Has Been Shot to Death in Dallas
10/6/2019 - Phoebe Waller-Bridge's
Saturday Night Live
Opening Monologue Is an Excellent Indoctrination Into the Cult of
Fleabag
10/6/2019 - There's No Such Thing as a 'Good Man'
10/5/2019 - Saturday Night Social: America Finally Wises Up to the Seasonal Scam That Is Candy Corn
10/5/2019 - Elton John Says He Once Hosted a Dinner Party Where Sylvester Stallone and Richard Gere Fought Over Princess Diana
10/5/2019 - Elizabeth Warren Campaign Fires Senior Staffer Following Allegations of 'Inappropriate Behavior'
10/5/2019 - Epstein Accuser Alleges She Was Held Against Her Will on Victoria's Secret CEO Les Wexner's Compound
10/5/2019 - Miley Is Moving On
10/4/2019 - And Now We've Reached the Crime Text Phase of Crime Time
10/4/2019 - The Glorious Way You Broke Up With a Frenemy
10/4/2019 - Niall Horan’s Horny 'Nice to Meet Ya' Solidifies His Role as One Direction’s Robbie Williams
10/4/2019 - Sophia Chang Will Be Fucking Seen Now
10/4/2019 - This Week In Meghan McCain Brings a Play About Joe Biden in Three Acts
10/4/2019 - You Don't Need a New App to Post Private Instagrams, Just Make Your Instagram More Private
10/4/2019 - A Glossary of Ivankisms
10/4/2019 - Gal Gadot and Armie Hammer Join the 'Dangerously Sexy' Agatha Christie Murder-Mystery Universe
10/4/2019 - How to DIY Your Own Sexy College Admissions Crime Mom Costume
10/4/2019 - Are the Trolls OK?
10/4/2019 - Supreme Court Takes Up Case That Could Decide the Future of Legal Abortion [UPDATED]
10/4/2019 - Drugged Taylor Swift Cries Over Banana
10/4/2019 - Harvey Weinstein Will Be Tried in NYC Against His Wishes
10/4/2019 - Instagram Will Now Allow Users to 'Restrict' Harassers Rather Than Blocking Them
10/3/2019 - Michael Avenatti Says Stormy Daniels Still Owes Him Money
10/3/2019 - Judge Orders Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to Explain Twitter to Him in Court
10/3/2019 - Tyler Cameron Is Not
The Bachelor
, but He Is Once Again A Bachelor
10/3/2019 - Crime Guy Openly Admits He Wants to Do More Crimes
10/3/2019 - Women File Sexual Misconduct Lawsuit Against James Franco
10/3/2019 - Is This
Handmaid's Tale
Wedding Portrait Too On the Nose?
10/3/2019 - What’s the Story Behind This Egirl Face? An Investigation
10/3/2019 - The Perverse Spectacle of Black Forgiveness
10/3/2019 - Mya Is Accepting DMs If You Have a 'Case of the Ex'
10/3/2019 - The Muffs Mastermind Kim Shattuck, Who Possessed the Greatest Scream in LA Punk, Has Died
10/3/2019 - Tegan and Sara Forgive Their Teenage Selves in Their New Book
High School
10/3/2019 - Actor Who Played Vampire Shocked He Can Play Bat Man
10/3/2019 - Bob Woodward Is Part of the Problem
10/3/2019 - The Influencers Are Striking Back
10/3/2019 - Lindsay Lohan Is Already Feuding With Someone on
The Masked Singer Australia
10/3/2019 - It Doesn't Seem Like Gwyneth Has Tried All Her Goop Products
10/3/2019 - Why Are Epstein's Co-Conspirators Still Being Protected?
10/3/2019 - The Red Substance an Anti-Vaxxer Threw on Several California Lawmakers Was Indeed Human Blood
10/2/2019 - Your Favorite Fleabag Is Hosting SNL This Weekend
10/2/2019 - Amber Guyger Sentenced to 10 Years for Murdering Her Neighbor
10/2/2019 - Kylie Jenner and Tyga Hung Out
10/2/2019 - Donald Trump Fears the Jockstrap
10/2/2019 - 'Get Well' Messages From Other Democratic Candidates to Bernie Sanders, Ranked
10/2/2019 - Dispatches from the 2019 New York Film Festival: It's Great to Love Movies Again
10/2/2019 - Melania Returns to the Land
10/2/2019 - Shane Dawson and Jeffree Star Want Fans to Forgive Their Racist Jokes and Buy Their Makeup
10/2/2019 - Bravo's
In a Man's World
Demands Gender Equality Through Bad Prosthetics
10/2/2019 - This Week In Tabloids: Was Jennifer Aniston the Only Actor on
Friends?
Maybe!
10/2/2019 - Bernie Sanders Takes Campaign Break After Heart Procedure
10/2/2019 - How the Relationship Between Meghan Markle and the Press Turned Sour
10/2/2019 - Questions I'd Like Answered in Aunt Becky's Tell-All Book
10/2/2019 - Why It's So Hard to Open a New Abortion Clinic
10/2/2019 - Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott are Over (Again!)
10/2/2019 - Tina Horn on Making
SFSX
, a Comic Where Queer Sex Workers Are Heroes
10/2/2019 - Fleabag Could Come Back When She's 50
10/2/2019 - Kamala Harris Is Trying to Get President Trump Kicked Off Twitter
10/2/2019 - Timothée Chalamet's Medieval Bowl Cut Seems to Have Stressed Him Out
10/1/2019 - Ming, the Tiger Who Once Lived in a New York Apartment, Is Dead at 19
10/1/2019 - Judge Temporarily Blocks Georgia's 6 Week Abortion Ban
10/1/2019 - Meghan Markle Sues UK Tabloid for Treating Her Like Shit
10/1/2019 - Rudy Giuliani Reportedly Spits Everywhere While He Talks and Doesn't Mind Being Routinely Humiliated by the President
10/1/2019 - The First Time I Cried in a Theater Was During
The Rugrats Movie
10/1/2019 - A Runway Crasher Was the Most Interesting Thing at Chanel This Season
10/1/2019 - Anti-Sex Work Feminists Try to 'Rescue' Strippers With 'Revenge Porn Tactics'
10/1/2019 - In Praise of Cardi B, Who Stunted All Over Paris Fashion Week 2019
10/1/2019 - Drop Out, Andrew Yang!
10/1/2019 - Teacher Who Refused to Use Correct Student Pronouns Sues School District
10/1/2019 - I Could Never Watch TV With Pete Buttigieg
10/1/2019 -
Insatiable
Still Looks Bad
10/1/2019 - The Anti-Abortion Doctor Who Believes Ectopic Pregnancies Can Be 'Reimplanted'
10/1/2019 - Elizabeth Warren Is a Leg Woman
10/1/2019 - Adele and Skepta are Dating, Obviously!
10/1/2019 - Jonathan Van Ness Continues to Break Down the Stigma Around HIV
10/1/2019 - The Ukrainian Orphan Who Is Actually Maybe an Adult Has Been Found in Indiana