Sitemap: 2019 November | Jezebel

11/29/2019 - Can Trump Leave the Golf Course Long Enough to Show Up for the Impeachment Inquiry?

11/29/2019 - Would You Rent Used Clothes from H&M?

11/29/2019 - Plácido Domingo, Accused of Sexual Harassment, Seems Mad That Times Have Changed

11/29/2019 - Multiple Women Accuse Gordon Sondland of Retaliating After They Rejected His Sexual Advances

11/29/2019 - This Week In Meghan McCain Brings Her Father, Her Father, and Her Father!

11/29/2019 - New York State Lawmakers Want to Ban Virginity Checks After Gross T.I. Interview

11/29/2019 - Johnny Depp Is Producing the Michael Jackson Musical Not One Goddamn Person Wants or Needs

11/28/2019 - Open Thread: Jacqueline Novak on Why a Penis Is Actually Feminine

11/28/2019 - Donald Trump Went to Afghanistan to Personally Thank the Troops

11/28/2019 - Please, Someone Give Me Money to Buy The X-Files UFO Photos

11/28/2019 - Melissa Benoist Talks About Her Experience With Domestic Violence for the First Time in Vulnerable Video

11/27/2019 - Open Thread: Rico Nasty Brought Her Son On Stage And I'm Not Crying, You're Crying

11/27/2019 - Goldlink Does Not Know When to Shut Up

11/27/2019 - College Student Raped and Murdered, Allegedly by Catcalling Asshole

11/27/2019 - It's Not Pete's Week

11/27/2019 - A Very Pressing Question For Lizzie Maguire Screenwriters: Where Is Miranda?

11/27/2019 - When Can I Start Drinking on Thanksgiving?

11/27/2019 - Gabrielle Union Leaves America's Got Talent Following Claims of Racism and 'Toxic Culture' at NBC

11/27/2019 - Fatima Al Qadiri On Her Shimmering and Foreboding Atlantics Score

11/27/2019 - Spend Thanksgiving With Your Cool Friend's Cool Family

11/27/2019 - The Fader President and Publisher Andy Cohn Has Resigned Following Sexual Harassment Allegations

11/27/2019 - Jezebel Inquires: Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton Yelled So Much They Ruined Christmas

11/27/2019 - Leah Remini Says Beck Denying He's a Scientologist Is 'A Pussy Move'

11/27/2019 - Alternative Names for Thanksgiving by Me, a Radical Leftist Fighting the War on Thanksgiving

11/27/2019 - Am I Supposed to be Impressed by John Delaney's Fitness?

11/27/2019 - Larry Nassar Abuse Survivors Worry Judge's Celebrity May Strengthen Sentencing Appeal

11/27/2019 - Every Reporter Should Feel Lucky to Be Accosted By a Lovely Pig

11/27/2019 - Former Sad Boy Liam Hemsworth is Actually Doing Fine Now

11/27/2019 - The 'Messy, Unlikeable Women' Era of Television Finds a New Subject

11/27/2019 - Buy Your Loved Ones a ZAYN Graphic Muscle Tee That Screams 'OUR SEX HAS MEANING'

11/27/2019 - Baby Yoda, Werner Herzog, and a Lesson in Courage

11/27/2019 - Disney+ Is Bringing Back The Proud Family

11/26/2019 - Former 'Survivor' Contestant Silas Gaither Charged With Rape & Assault

11/26/2019 - Mister Rogers's Widow Says He Used to Fart to Make Her Laugh

11/26/2019 - Happy 80th Birthday, Tina Turner!

11/26/2019 - Barack Obama Is Probably Not Coming to Save Us

11/26/2019 - Can a Bitch Live?

11/26/2019 - Did Jeffree Star and Shane Dawson Release Contaminated Makeup?

11/26/2019 - If You Own The Amazon Coat, You Can Still Wear It

11/26/2019 - Revisiting the King of Hip-Hop's Emo Phase: Lil Wayne's 'Rebirth'

11/26/2019 - Just Fuck Already, Hot Ducks

11/26/2019 - The Making of a Health Clinic for Sex Workers, by Sex Workers

11/26/2019 - Betsy DeVos Continues to Deliver a Big Fuck You to Survivors of Sexual Assault

11/26/2019 - Is Boutique Egg-Freezing a Scam?

11/26/2019 - Physician Bars Champion Wrestler from Team Because 'Girls Don't Play Boys' Sports'

11/26/2019 - The Bachelor Will Try to Prove Pilot Peter Isn't a Giant Dweeb

11/26/2019 - Everyone, Let's Circle Around Justin Timberlake and Point Our Fingers at Him

11/26/2019 - Scarlett Johansson Runs Laps Around Another Woody Allen Question

11/25/2019 - Convicted Rapist Bill Cosby Is Still Claiming He's Innocent

11/25/2019 - Please Do Not Break Up With Me Unless You're Going to Pay a Celebrity to Do It

11/25/2019 - Jason Derulo Would Like Everyone to Know That His Dick Really Is That Big

11/25/2019 - Barf Is Back and Barfing Harder Than Ever

11/25/2019 - The Anti Abortion 'Replacement' for Planned Parenthood Isn't Doing Much—Except Gobbling Taxpayer Money

11/25/2019 - T.I. Still Doesn't See Any Issue With the 'Hymen Check'

11/25/2019 - I Don't Entirely Hate This Thanksgiving Dinner Served on the New York City Subway

11/25/2019 - Is One of These Turkeys Named Rudy Giuliani?

11/25/2019 - A Great Song About Bottoming Makes It to SNL

11/25/2019 - Sunbathe Your Asshole, for Wellness

11/25/2019 - This is How a Woman Becomes a 'Republican Star'

11/25/2019 - Justin Bieber Shows Solidarity With Millions of Twenty-Somethings Who Bleach Their Hair Every Winter

11/25/2019 - CBS Accused of Race and Age Discrimination in New Lawsuit

11/25/2019 - Fashion Cowboys and the Atrociously Arty Dominated the 2019 American Music Awards Red Carpet

11/25/2019 - Jenna Dewan Swears She 'Really, Really Loves' Camila Cabello

11/25/2019 - I Lived, Laughed, and Loved My Way Through the BravoCon Experience

11/25/2019 - Who Do I Have to Bone to Make a Baby Yoda?

11/24/2019 - Look at This Tiny Purse

11/24/2019 - K-Pop Star Goo Hara Dead at 28

11/24/2019 - Man Convicted of Killing Grace Millane Was Allegedly 'Possessive & Overbearing' Toward Women

11/24/2019 - Here's Another Case of Technology Going Too Far

11/24/2019 - Keep Ruth Bader Ginsburg in Whatever Kind of Prayers You Say

11/24/2019 - Hundreds of Climate Change Activists Delayed the Harvard-Yale Football Game

11/24/2019 - R. Kelly's Live-In Girlfriend Joycelyn Savage Says She's a 'Victim' of Singer

11/24/2019 - Elizabeth Banks Joins the Ranks of Every Mom I've Met in Feeling Judged for Mom Stuff

11/23/2019 - Saturday Night Social: Bless Willie Murphy, the 82-Year-Old Bodybuilder Who Defended Herself Against the Dude Breaking Into Her House

11/23/2019 - People Are Celebrating the End of the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

11/23/2019 - The Bad Men Are Singing

11/23/2019 - They Made Prince Andrew Clear Out His Buckingham Palace Office

11/22/2019 - I Have No Fucking Clue What to Wear in New York City

11/22/2019 - Your Most Disastrous Thanksgiving Meal

11/22/2019 - Vanessa Carlton Is Back, But It’s Nothing Special

11/22/2019 - Joe Biden Still Doesn't Know How to Talk About Deportation

11/22/2019 - Here Is What It's Like to Bone a College Football Guy (Apparently)

11/22/2019 - Are Dogs Good Drivers? A Tiny Jezebel Investigation

11/22/2019 - Quibi Is Killing Zac Efron

11/22/2019 - It's Hot Nut Season, Baby

11/22/2019 - USA Gymnastics Failed to Tell Simone Biles They Were Investigating Larry Nassar

11/22/2019 - Bojack Horseman's Princess Carolyn Has Been the Postercat for the Fallacy of Having It All

11/22/2019 - This Week In Meghan McCain Brings A Weird Obsession With Dolly Parton and Jamie Lee Curtis

11/22/2019 - Looks Like I Have to Ride This Rugby Man

11/22/2019 - Cheese Boards Are Instagram's Jell-O Molds

11/22/2019 - 'Is That a Blunt?': Here's Elizabeth Warren Completing an Escape Room with Desus & Mero

11/22/2019 - The Latest Front In the Right's Anti-Trans Culture War

11/22/2019 - One Guy Doesn't Like the Other Guy's Star Wars Movies

11/22/2019 - Now-Former Yale Women's Soccer Coach Accused of Sexual Misconduct in 2009

11/22/2019 - How Do You Fire a Royal?

11/22/2019 - How Weird, Kristen Stewart and I Are Wearing the Same Outfit

11/22/2019 - Wanna Feel Old? Billie Eilish

11/22/2019 - He Doesn't Look Like a Cat Here!

11/22/2019 - Jury Rejects Victim Blaming Defense and Convicts Man of Murdering Grace Millane

11/22/2019 - Frankie, Relax: A Dog Goes to Reiki

11/21/2019 - No Good Can Come From Hearing About 'Insect Armageddon'

11/21/2019 - Unclear Why The Hollywood Reporter Is Honoring a Man and a Racist at Gala for Women

11/21/2019 - Jax Taylor Defends Stassi Schroeder's Feet

11/21/2019 - The Coverage of the Grace Millane Case Is Disgusting

11/21/2019 - Mari Kondo Launches Online Shop to Fill Your Home After She Told You to Dump It All

11/21/2019 - Former Employees Say Bosses at National Center for Transgender Equality Fostered Culture of Racism

11/21/2019 - We Must Talk About the Very Good Hats of The Crown

11/21/2019 - How Much Are Your Trips to the Toilet Worth?

11/21/2019 - Pissi Myles Is the Political Correspondent We Need

11/21/2019 - The Failures of Pop Feminism

11/21/2019 - Never Forget When Fashion Host Kelly Osbourne Used to Dress Like A Hot Topic Employee

11/21/2019 - How Long Can You Listen to Devin Nunes Saying 'Nude Photos of President Trump' Before You Die?

11/21/2019 - The Rise and Fall of the Great American Cigarette

11/21/2019 - Ohio Introduces the Most Punitive Anti-Abortion Bill Yet

11/21/2019 - Johnson & Johnson Loses Vaginal Mesh Class Action Case After Over 1,000 Australian Women Sued

11/21/2019 - Irina Shayk Has Moved the Fuck On

11/21/2019 - After Wednesday's Elimination, The Masked Singer Is a Pure and Simple Travesty

11/21/2019 - Exploring the Political Landscape of Cancer

11/21/2019 - Cats Will Be Eligible for the Golden Globes, But What About Oscars?

11/21/2019 - Here's a Blog About Some Terrible Men

11/20/2019 - Joe Biden Says There's No Excuse for Domestic Violence, Except Self-Defense

11/20/2019 - Scott Warren, the Activist Who Left Water for Migrants in Arizona, Was Acquitted

11/20/2019 - I WANT NOTHING: Welcome to Jezebel's Fifth Democratic Debate Liveblog!

11/20/2019 - Hunter Biden, You Are the Father

11/20/2019 - Job Wanted: New Co-Host for Heather Dubrow's Podcast

11/20/2019 - Kid Fury and Crissle Explain How to Lovingly Critique Family Members on Thanksgiving

11/20/2019 - Ariana Feels the Bern

11/20/2019 - Manspreading Might Be Good For You

11/20/2019 - RuPaul Explains Why 'True Drag' May Never Go Mainstream

11/20/2019 - It Sounds Like Julie Andrews May Have Seen a Real Orgy

11/20/2019 - Jezebel Inquires: Tom Cruise Quits Scientology, Meg Ryan's Turkey Day Troubles, and Kanye West Met God in Joel Osteen's Mega-Church!

11/20/2019 - Prince Andrew Will 'Step Back from Public Duties'

11/20/2019 - Sharpie Boy Reads From Sharpie Notes

11/20/2019 - The Overuse of 'Emotional Labor' Turns All Relationships Into Work

11/20/2019 - Charles Barkley Threatens to Punch a Woman Reporter As a 'Joke'

11/20/2019 - Former Baltimore Mayor Charged Over Her 'Corrupt' Sale of Healthy Holly Children's Books

11/20/2019 - Dr. Luke Is Back, and He's Accusing Kesha's Former Lawyer of Lying About Court Documents

11/20/2019 - Report: Prince Andrew Is Somehow Considering a Second Interview

11/20/2019 - Aunt Becky Isn't Guilty, According to Aunt Becky

11/20/2019 - Here Are Your 2020 Grammy Awards Nominees

11/20/2019 - Just Imagine Julia Roberts as Harriet Tubman (Actually, Don't)

11/19/2019 - And Now There's a Plague Outbreak

11/19/2019 - Woman Sentenced to 15 Days in Jail for Milkshaking Matt Gaetz

11/19/2019 - Joan Collins Hates Your 'Tragic' Jeans

11/19/2019 - Cats Is a Metaphor About Heaven?

11/19/2019 - Did Trump Flatline Or What?

11/19/2019 - If Mayor Pete Wins We Have to Dance Like This Forever

11/19/2019 - Michael Jackson Accusers May Get Another Day in Court [UPDATE]

11/19/2019 - Virginia's Robot Judge Gave Sex Offenders 24 Percent Shorter Sentences

11/19/2019 - Who on Earth Are Any of These People?

11/19/2019 - The Palace's Prince Andrew Problem

11/19/2019 - Emilia Clarke Recalls Being Pressured to Go Nude on Game of Thrones for Fans

11/19/2019 - Halsey is Not Pregnant, She Just Loves Pancakes

11/19/2019 - Two Jail Workers Arrested for Failing to Check on Jeffrey Epstein the Night of His Suicide

11/19/2019 - Here's What I Believe About Fartgate

11/18/2019 - Elsa Sings Lesbian Duet in Frozen 2, Except It's With Her Dead Mom

11/18/2019 - Mina Chang Resigned After (Allegedly) Lying, Like a Lot

11/18/2019 - You Can Sleep Soundly, Selena Gomez and Bella Hadid are NOT Fighting

11/18/2019 - What Can't Solange Do?

11/18/2019 - A Tale of Two Apologies

11/18/2019 - Marriage Story's Best Scene Belongs to Merritt Wever

11/18/2019 - Atlantics Director Mati Diop Has Mixed Feelings on Her Historic Cannes Win

11/18/2019 - The Parents of Larry Nassar's Victims Say Malcolm Gladwell Used Their Stories Without Permission

11/18/2019 - The Last Abortion Clinic in West Virginia

11/18/2019 - Of Course J.Lo's Ecru Couch is 'Unsullied'

11/18/2019 - Fuller House Is Finally an Empty House

11/18/2019 - No New Friends for Lisa Vanderpump

11/18/2019 - Welcome Back, Christine Blasey Ford

11/18/2019 - Countess Luann Is Only Here to Talk Cabaret

11/18/2019 - It Looks Like Donald Trump Isn't Doing a Vape Ban, After All

11/17/2019 - Sesame Street Is Headed to the Middle East to Help Syrian Refugee Children Cope

11/17/2019 - Sara Lee Didn't Ask for This

11/17/2019 - RIP to Kimba, a Very Good Giraffe

11/17/2019 - Michael Bloomberg Apologized for Stop-and-Frisk Because He Wants People to Vote for Him

11/17/2019 - New CBS Sexual Harassment Infrastructure Seems to be Working Just as Poorly as Previous Policy

11/17/2019 - Who Let Prince Andrew Give This Interview About Jeffery Epstein?

11/17/2019 - Hillary Clinton Got to Meet the Royal Baby Before Me

11/16/2019 - Saturday Night Social: Nandi Bushell Loves Nirvana as Much as I Want to Love Anything

11/16/2019 - Barack Obama Is Making Me Roll My Eyes So Much

11/16/2019 - Apparently Ukrainian President Zelensky 'Loves' Trump's Ass

11/16/2019 - Finally, Celine Dion Weighs in on The Door Debacle

11/16/2019 - There's Going to be a Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

11/15/2019 - Crime Guy Roger Stone Is Now Officially a Crime Guy

11/15/2019 - Your Best Yearbook Quote

11/15/2019 - Celine Dion Sounds Perfecting Cursing on a Record

11/15/2019 - Sarah Dessen Is Sorry

11/15/2019 - Bring Back Daisy Dukes for Basketball Men

11/15/2019 - Let's Get Twisted While Watching Harry Styles Host Saturday Night Live

11/15/2019 - Jezebel Recommends: Take a Walk, Everybody

11/15/2019 - Clive Owen As Bill Clinton? Okay!

11/15/2019 - Love and Marriage: Huntsville Is All About Regular Married People Problems

11/15/2019 - Survivor Producers Stood By as a Contestant Who Reported Harassment Was Eliminated

11/15/2019 - Waves Director on Being a White Guy Telling a Black Family Story

11/15/2019 - Can These Plants Be Saved???

11/15/2019 - This Week In Meghan McCain Brings Hope That Aliens Are Real

11/15/2019 - The Latin Grammys Red Carpet Was a Great Place for Protest Fashion (And Other Looks)

11/15/2019 - The Real-Time Consequences Of the Trump Family Tweeting Threats

11/15/2019 - The Reason You're Moving to LA Is Because You Don't Own a Warm Winter Coat

11/15/2019 - Teresa Giudice to Aunt Becky: Prison is Fine!

11/15/2019 - The Goopiest Goops in Goop's 2019 Holiday Gift Guide

11/15/2019 - Of Course Sales of Don Jr.'s Triggered Were Juiced

11/14/2019 - Ayanna Pressley Continues Criminal Justice Reform Work With Landmark Legislation to Decriminalize Sex Work

11/14/2019 - Assholes Who Lined Up to Have Dinner With Brett Kavanaugh Heard Christine Blasey Ford's Testimony Again

11/14/2019 - Taylor Swift Says Recorded Performances Until November 2020 'Are a Question Mark' as a Result of Masters Fight

11/14/2019 - Kellyanne Conway Apparently Offended By Reminder That Her Husband Exists

11/14/2019 - Professional Troll Awarded Lifetime Appointment By Senate

11/14/2019 - Jinkx Monsoon and BenDeLaCreme Get Into the Christmas Spirit at Their New Holiday Spectacular

11/14/2019 - The Puppy Is Not A Metaphor

11/14/2019 - A List of People Angelina Jolie Should Date Next

11/14/2019 - The New Charlie's Angels Is Better Than Its Girl Power Marketing Makes It Out to Be

11/14/2019 - The Strawman of the Teenage Girl

11/14/2019 - Homeowners Association Tells Family They Installed Their Christmas Yard Snowman Too Early

11/14/2019 - Scared-Ass Ladders Jump Mia Yim

11/14/2019 - The Masked Singer's Ladybug is Squashed

11/14/2019 - All the Sequins, Animal Prints, and Pinks at the 2019 Country Music Awards

11/14/2019 - I've Got a Very Important Question For Deval Patrick and Michael Bloomberg

11/14/2019 - Crybaby Billionaires Continue to Whine About Elizabeth Warren

11/14/2019 - The Gouty, Flatulent, Meat-Bloated Aristocrats Who Never Stopped Eating

11/14/2019 - People Magazine and Us Weekly Point At Each Other and Scream for a While

11/14/2019 - Alicia Keys Will Once Again Host Her Karaoke Night Known As the Grammys

11/13/2019 - At Long Last, Milk Is Canceled

11/13/2019 - Very Cool French Baby Born on Club Dance Floor Will Never Have to Pay Cover

11/13/2019 - David Harbour Likes Girlfriend Lily Allen's Butt

11/13/2019 - No One Can Pronounce Kiev

11/13/2019 - This Shit Is Like One Million Hours Bro

11/13/2019 - Helena Bonham Carter Looks Like a Hot, Goth Bird at The Crown Premiere

11/13/2019 - Bestselling Authors Band Together to Dunk on a College Student

11/13/2019 - Why Am I So Obsessed With the Stupid 'Summertime Lover' Boy Band?

11/13/2019 - Stephen Miller's Leaked Emails Should Alarm You

11/13/2019 - U.S. Women's Soccer Fucked Up

11/13/2019 - Harry and Meghan Are Skipping Out on Christmas With the Queen, Maybe for America

11/13/2019 - Jezebel Inquires: Mommy Blog Drama! Kardashians in Khaos! Jane Fonda's Stylish New Prison Handcuffs!

11/13/2019 - The Little Mermaid's New Prince Eric Is Not Harry Styles

11/13/2019 - All the Glamorous Looks From the Impeachment Hearing!!

11/13/2019 - Baby, It's Beef Outside

11/13/2019 - The Other Impeachment We Should Care About

11/13/2019 - Moby Really Fuckin' Loves Animals, Man

11/13/2019 - John Legend, Who Looks Like a Literal Baby, Is People's Sexiest Man Alive 2019

11/13/2019 - More Airports Should Be Filled With Support Animals

11/13/2019 - Jared Kushner Has Another Extremely Dumb Idea—If You Can Believe It

11/13/2019 - It Is Totally OK If Hillary Clinton Doesn't Run Again

11/12/2019 - Wild Turkeys Are Terrorizing a Town in New Jersey

11/12/2019 - Adam Sandler Ignored the Only Good Acting Advice He'd Ever Had: Do 'Something Else'

11/12/2019 - How Do You Spell W-E-E-N-I-E?

11/12/2019 - Australian MeToo Documentary Exposes the Identities of Two Women

11/12/2019 - These Are Maybe the Only Good Boots

11/12/2019 - Werner Herzog Keeps Up With the Kardashians

11/12/2019 - Police Reportedly Ignored a Sex Worker's Attack, Allowing an Alleged Serial Killer to Murder a Fourth Victim

11/12/2019 - Rescuing 'Ok, Boomer' From the Adults

11/12/2019 - Innit Strange That Madonna Had An English Accent?

11/12/2019 - DACA Recipients Know Their Fight Goes Beyond The Supreme Court

11/12/2019 - Scrooges at Harrods Limit Santa Visits to Big Spenders

11/12/2019 - Robyn Crawford's Indispensable Memoir Shows Us More of Whitney Houston Than We've Ever Seen

11/12/2019 - Maybe I'm Attracted to Jason Derulo As a Cat

11/12/2019 - Whitney Houston, Robyn Crawford, and Wendy Williams Walk Into an Alley...

11/12/2019 - A Catholic Hospital Almost Let a Woman Die From a Miscarriage Due to Religious Restrictions

11/12/2019 - Sonic the Hedgehog Debuts New Face, Uninteresting Teeth

11/12/2019 - Sean Spicer Will Dance With the Stars No More

11/11/2019 - Alex Trebek Gets a Little Teary During Jeopardy!

11/11/2019 - A Ton of Cocaine Is Washing Up on the Shore of France

11/11/2019 - T.I.'s Daughter Unfollowed Her Creepy Father on Instagram

11/11/2019 - Guess Who Might Start An Impeachment Podcast

11/11/2019 - For Women Chefs, 'Badass' Is Not a Compliment

11/11/2019 - Kimberly Guilfoyle Is Officially Donald Trump Jr.'s Attack Dog

11/11/2019 - Why Are The Real Housewives of Potomac Stars Monique and Candiace Physically Fighting?

11/11/2019 - Love Island's Dystopia Is More About Breaking Up Than Falling in Love

11/11/2019 - All the Wildest and Wackest Looks at the 2019 People's Choice Awards

11/11/2019 - Before VSCO Girls: A Short History of Cool Girls

11/11/2019 - Paid Parental Leave Isn't Nearly Enough In a System Designed for Failure

11/11/2019 - The Ridiculous Twist of Last Christmas Makes It Worth Enduring This Mess

11/11/2019 - Literally No One Wants to Talk to Giuliana Rancic

11/11/2019 - French Actor Valentine Monnier Accuses Roman Polanski of 'Violent Rape'

11/11/2019 - And Here We Have Stormy Daniels and YG Dancing to 'FDT (Fuck Donald Trump)'

11/11/2019 - Gossip Girl's HBO Max Reboot Will Be a Lot Less White, Still Very Rich

11/10/2019 - It Sure Seems Like Nikki Haley Wants to Be Trump's Next Vice President

11/10/2019 - Congratulations to This Antisocial Screaming Penguin for Winning New Zealand's Bird of the Year Poll

11/10/2019 - Don't Tease Me, Rob Thomas

11/10/2019 - Instagram Is Starting to Hide Likes and Cardi B Is Unimpressed

11/10/2019 - Please, No More Photos of Pete Buttigieg Eating

11/10/2019 - HBO Drops Another Westworld Trailer, But Where Is Tessa Thompson?

11/10/2019 - Constance Wu is Finally Free...of the Constraints of a Regular Paycheck

11/9/2019 - Saturday Night Social: Mind the Gap, and the Golden Retrievers

11/9/2019 - Salt Bae is Allegedly Using His Limp Wrist to Hide the Tip Jar

11/9/2019 - Kshama Sawant Set to Defeat Amazon in Seattle Thanks to Two-Day Delivery

11/9/2019 - Lizzy Caplan and Lindsay Lohan Still Keep in Touch, Thank God

11/9/2019 - Helen Mirren: Dame, Queen, Video Gamer?

11/8/2019 - Your Weirdest Secret Habit

11/8/2019 - Andy Cohn, Co-Founder of The Fader, Has Been Suspended Following Sexual Misconduct Allegations

11/8/2019 - John Legend and Kelly Clarkson Reworked 'Baby, It's Cold Outside' but Baby, They Shouldn’t Have

11/8/2019 - Goodbye to Katie McDonough, Our Very Own Cannibal Witch

11/8/2019 - Getting There

11/8/2019 - This Week In Meghan McCain Brings Us So Many Hurt Feelings It's Kind of Hard to Keep Track

11/8/2019 - It's Okay to Feel Good About Amazon's A League Of Their Own TV Series

11/8/2019 - So What If Elizabeth Warren Is Angry?

11/8/2019 - It's Horny Time for Prince Harry

11/8/2019 - Should I Decorate for Christmas Already? A Debate

11/8/2019 - Never Go Outside

11/8/2019 - Sexual Assault Under the Guise of 'Adjustments' Is Rampant in the Yoga World

11/8/2019 - Some Women Workers In Japan Banned From Wearing Glasses Because They 'Give Off a Cold Impression'

11/8/2019 - Prince William Is Not a Fan of Olivia Colman—Unlike the Rest of Us!

11/8/2019 - Ivanka Defends Her Dad Through Gritted Veneers

11/8/2019 - After Claims of Emotional and Physical Abuse of Women Runners, Nike Will Investigate Prestigious Oregon Project

11/8/2019 - Triggered Doesn't Matter

11/7/2019 - Supernanny Jo Frost's Toughest of Tough Love Is Coming Back to Our Television Screens

11/7/2019 - The Guy Named for Multiple Dead Confederate Losers Wants his Senate Seat Back

11/7/2019 - Jeff Goldblum Defends Woody Allen, Insisting on Killing all My Independence Day-Related Fantasies

11/7/2019 - Man's Dog Denies Being a Very Bad Dog

11/7/2019 - Bosses at Vice and The Fader Ignored Sexual Misconduct, Employees Allege, Until Women on Twitter Began Exposing It

11/7/2019 - All Hail Gardner Minshew II, King of the Hot Dirtbags

11/7/2019 - Look at All These Hot, Botoxed Crybabies in the Vanderpump Rules Season 8 Trailer

11/7/2019 - Why Does The Masked Singer Hate Birds Who Were on The View?

11/7/2019 - Terminator's Sarah Connor, Mothering at the End of the World

11/7/2019 - Don Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle Were on The View and It Was as Gross and Messy as You'd Imagine

11/7/2019 - 'Middle Class Joe' Is Scared of Elizabeth Warren

11/7/2019 - The Enduring Excellence of Charlie's Angels' Ridiculous Costume Design

11/7/2019 - Surprise, Facebook and Instagram Aren't So Keen on Vaginas

11/7/2019 - Let Sasha Velour Be Your Drag Tutor

11/7/2019 - Robyn Crawford Describes Relationship With Whitney Houston: 'Caressing Her and Loving Her Felt Like a Dream'

11/7/2019 - Kim Kardashian Wants You to Believe Weight Loss Spon Con Is Good Because It Funds Prison Reform

11/7/2019 - Le French Are Getting Their Own Love Island, Or Should I Say L'Amour Island

11/7/2019 - New Jersey High School Holds Diversity Training After a Student Wore Literal Blackface to a Halloween Party

11/6/2019 - We Weren't Ready for the Popeyes Chicken Sandwich

11/6/2019 - Drake and Kylie Jenner: Just Friends

11/6/2019 - Elizabeth Warren Should Make Bill Gates Cry Next

11/6/2019 - Parenting This Realistic Baby Doll Made Me Feel Nothing But Existential Dread

11/6/2019 - T.I. Is Yet Another Overbearing Dad Doing a 'Hymen Check' On His Daughter

11/6/2019 - It Remains Difficult to Dislike Phoebe Waller-Bridge

11/6/2019 - Queen of England: 'Sorry Fur, You're Canceled!'

11/6/2019 - This Week in Tabloids: Midweek Madness Is Having a Baby

11/6/2019 - Let's Celebrate All The Good Shit That Happened On Election Night

11/6/2019 - M. Night Shyamalan's Latest Terrifying Thriller Features a Lifelike Doll

11/6/2019 - Boston Hates Melania

11/6/2019 - The Poor Eat the Rich But Not Each Other in Parasite

11/6/2019 - Drake Will Now Try to Siphon the Youth Off Kylie Jenner

11/6/2019 - Robyn Crawford Opens Up About Being Whitney Houston's Girlfriend in New Memoir

11/6/2019 - It Turns Out When You Ask Young People If They'd Like to Be Famous, Most of Them Say Yes

11/5/2019 - Democrat Appears to Win Kentucky Governor Race After Republican Incumbent Doubles Down on Abortion

11/5/2019 - Olivia Newton-John's Sexy Grease Pants Now Belong to...Spanx

11/5/2019 - Under the Sea With Shaggy and John Stamos: The Little Mermaid Live Open Thread

11/5/2019 - Khloe Kardashian: Actually, I'm Baby-Partnered

11/5/2019 - National American History and Founders Month Is Absolutely Not a Thing We Should Do

11/5/2019 - Who Is the Best Driver at Jezebel?

11/5/2019 - 'Everything Is a Translation and Nothing Is': Jennifer Croft on Memoir, Etymology, and Translation

11/5/2019 - Let's All Cringe and Remember Christina Aguilera's 'Dirrty' Phase

11/5/2019 - Christopher John Rogers Is the Only Designer in Human History to Make the CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund Awards Fun

11/5/2019 - How Can The Morning Show Be So Bad Yet So Watchable?

11/5/2019 - Florida County Commissioners Wouldn't 'Waste Money' on a New York Times Library Subscription

11/5/2019 - Blogger Macaulay Culkin Pivots to Sock Designer

11/5/2019 - The Duality of Melania

11/5/2019 - Just Say That You're Single

11/5/2019 - The NFL Should Change the Rules and Let Cats Play

11/5/2019 - Ava DuVernay Calls Out Academy For Disqualifying Nigeria's First-Ever Oscar Submission

11/5/2019 - Please Meet This Very Good, Very Fat Pig

11/4/2019 - Demi Moore's Daughters Discuss Losing Her to Addiction

11/4/2019 - Kaitlynn Carter Was Really Into Miley Cyrus

11/4/2019 - Bad Bosses We Have Known

11/4/2019 - When You Say 'Yee', Kacey Musgraves Says 'Merry Christmas!'

11/4/2019 - Baseball Man Comes Off the Fuck List

11/4/2019 - Ivanka Is Exactly Where She Wants to Be

11/4/2019 - E. Jean Carroll Becomes the Second Woman to Sue Donald Trump for Defamation

11/4/2019 - My Obsession With the Bon Appétit Cinematic Universe

11/4/2019 - Ashanti Did Sing on 'I'm Real,' Duh

11/4/2019 - NBC News Employees React Rationally to Accusations That Their Bosses Protect Alleged Sexual Abusers

11/4/2019 - The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 12 Premiere Had Lots of Babies and No Nene

11/4/2019 - Everything Burns

11/4/2019 - New Documentary Claims Britney Spears's Bodyguards Took Bribes From Paparazzi

11/4/2019 - Amber Heard On Why the Term 'Revenge Porn' Fails Its Victims

11/4/2019 - Ronan Farrow Says Rape Allegations Against Bill Clinton Should Be Revisited

11/3/2019 - Lorde Is Holding Off on Her New Album Until She's Done Grieving Her Dead Dog

11/3/2019 - Puerto Rican Astrologer Walter Mercado Has Died

11/3/2019 - Demi Lovato Is Feeling Herself

11/3/2019 - Where Do You Think The 'Wizard Rock' Was During Its Disappearance From the Arizona National Forest?

11/3/2019 - It's Great That Politicians Are Fighting About California Wildfires On Twitter

11/3/2019 - I'm So Proud of Joyciline Jepkosgei, Who Won the New York City Marathon With the Fastest Debut Time Ever

11/3/2019 - Kanye's Louisiana 'Brunchella' Offering Looks Like a Bad Holiday Inn Express Continental Breakfast

11/2/2019 - Saturday Night Social: Remember Me

11/2/2019 - 'RIP Rudy' Trending Topic Isn't About Rudy Giuliani

11/2/2019 - Delta Is Putting 'Vagina,' 'Genitals' and Lesbian Sex Scene Back in In-Flight Version of 'Booksmart'

11/2/2019 - North Carolina Is Fixing Its Bonkers Consent Law

11/2/2019 - Racists Let Children Contribute to 'Build The Wall' Mural At White House Halloween Celebration

11/2/2019 - Solange And Alan Ferguson Are Done After 11 Years Together

11/1/2019 - Let's Remember Some Mythical Creatures

11/1/2019 - Your Greatest Halloween Party Faux Pas

11/1/2019 - Sam Smith Fails at Honoring Donna Summer

11/1/2019 - This Week in Meghan McCain Brings Whoopi Goldberg Reaching the Upper Limit of Her Patience

11/1/2019 - Elizabeth Warren's Medicare for All Plan Is a Vision Statement for the Future She Wants

11/1/2019 - Kid Fury and Crissle Say 'Nice' Things About Kellyanne Conway, Azealia Banks, and Other Hated Figures

11/1/2019 - Anna Chlumsky Will Play a Hungry Journalist in Shonda Rhimes's Show About Grifter Anna Delvey

11/1/2019 - Are Plus Size Mannequins the Revolution We Need?

11/1/2019 - Director Kasi Lemmons On Harriet As a Joan of Arc Story

11/1/2019 - Invalidating the Fairy Tale

11/1/2019 - The Uneasy Return of Bratz

11/1/2019 - For Halloween, Don Jr. Was 'Man Who Tweets Conspiracy Theories on the Internet and Is Also Holding a Hunting Bow'

11/1/2019 - Of Course P!nk Was High, Come On!

11/1/2019 - Elderly Racist New Yorker Moves to Florida