Sitemap: 2019 July | Jezebel

7/30/2019 - RIP John Delaney

7/30/2019 - NYPD Cop Says No One Helped When Fellow Officers Sexually Harassed & Attempted to Assault Her

7/30/2019 - Watch Robert Pattinson Lose His Fucking Mind in the Trailer for The Lighthouse

7/30/2019 - Medicare for All Is the Big Debate During the Big Debate

7/30/2019 - Will the Democratic Debates Be a Return to Love? An Open Thread

7/30/2019 - Leonardo DiCaprio's Once Upon a Time in Hollywood Mustache Kept Getting in His Mouth

7/30/2019 - Trump Continues to Harbor the Illusion That Black People Love Him

7/30/2019 - Boris Johnson Is Single White Female-ing President Trump

7/30/2019 - Who Is To Blame When a Child Dies in the Backseat of a Car?

7/30/2019 - Clearly, No One Understands the Plot of Cats, Not Even the People in Cats

7/30/2019 - Ashley Olsen's Goth Summer Style Is Inspiring to Me

7/30/2019 - Guess You Can't Blame Women For Their Shitty Sex Lives Anymore

7/30/2019 - I Am Ready for Wellness Trends to Pivot to Shit That’s Bad for Me

7/30/2019 - The Problem of the Improper Princess

7/30/2019 - Ebony Photo Archive Will Be Made Available for Researchers and the Public

7/30/2019 - Breaking: Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright's Home Is Actually Tasteful?

7/30/2019 - 66,000 People Are Allegedly Demanding Refunds for Jake Paul and Tana Mongeau's Wedding Livestream

7/30/2019 - Kristen Stewart Will Tell a Ghost to Back the Fuck Off

7/30/2019 - Bye, Peter! Windmills Will Never Be the Same

7/30/2019 - Like Youth Itself, Euphoria Might Be Fleeting

7/29/2019 - Parents Will Do Anything to Avoid Paying Full College Tuition, Report Finds

7/29/2019 - Jury Decides Katy Perry's 'Dark Horse' Ripped Off a Christian Rap Song

7/29/2019 - I Sincerely Hope Bella Hadid Does Not Drop Her $12K Belly Chain in the Ocean

7/29/2019 - I Take Some Small Solace in the Fact That Trump Lives in a Print Version of Twitter

7/29/2019 - JoJo Siwa Is the Master of the Universe

7/29/2019 - Lil Nas X Rode That Horse All the Way to a New Chart Record

7/29/2019 - Purity Culture Icon Joshua Harris Says That Premarital Dating Is Fine, Now That He's Getting Divorced

7/29/2019 - Big Mouth Is Gonna Cover All the Stages of Puberty, Huh?

7/29/2019 - More Like Not Forever

7/29/2019 - Megan Rapinoe Is Very Clear About What U.S. Women's Soccer Needs: More Money

7/29/2019 - A Helpful Outline of All the Ways That Alan Dershowitz Sucks

7/29/2019 - The Bitter End of SponCon Is Here: Real Housewives Hawking Fiber One

7/29/2019 - Of Course Jake Paul and Tana Mongeau’s Possibly Fake Wedding Ended in a Champagne-Induced Fistfight

7/29/2019 - Céline Dion's Camp Reportedly Worried About Her 'Boy-Toy' 'Taking Over'

7/29/2019 - Minnie Mouse Is Dead

7/29/2019 - Pioneering Investigative Journalist Nellie Bly Gets Her Own Monument

7/29/2019 - Neil deGrasse Tyson Will Keep Hayden Planetarium Job Following Sexual Misconduct Investigation

7/28/2019 - Meghan Markle Pivots to Media

7/28/2019 - Woman Dies in Alaska While Trying to Reach Into the Wild Bus

7/28/2019 - Watch a Whole Bunch of Stars Try to Navigate Romance in the Trailer for Amazon's Modern Love Series

7/28/2019 - Must We Really Discuss This Armie Hammer Video?

7/27/2019 - Saturday Night Social: Grasshopper Apocalypse

7/27/2019 - Hardly Any Rape Cases Lead to Charges in England and Wales: Report

7/27/2019 - Trump's Nominee for Joint Chiefs of Staff Post Accused of Sexual Assault

7/27/2019 - I Know What You Did Last Summer Is Getting Made Into an Amazon Series

7/27/2019 - RIP Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner's Dog, Waldo

7/26/2019 - Ruth Bader Ginsburg Says Brett Kavanaugh Is 'Very Decent'

7/26/2019 - The Dumbest Thing on Your Bucket List

7/26/2019 - Is Taylor Swift Lost?

7/26/2019 - A Slightly Unhinged Review of Bella Thorne's Very Unhinged Memoir, The Life of a Wannabe Mogul: Mental Disarray

7/26/2019 - Teen Witch Is Maybe a Musical, But Also Still the Perfect High School Movie

7/26/2019 - This Week in Meghan McCain Brings Us a Total Lack of Self-Awareness About How Others Perceive Her

7/26/2019 - Conservative Labor 'Expert' Wants You to Take Out a Loan to Fund Your Own Paid Leave

7/26/2019 - Fast Times at Ridgemont High Writer Says Abortion Storyline Would Be 'Controversial' in 2019

7/26/2019 - Liv Tyler's 25-Step Beauty Routine Will Make You Feel Exceedingly Poor and Dehydrated

7/26/2019 - 'Bad Luck, Not the Right Choice' for Flasher Who Targeted Ex-Israeli Army Jogger

7/26/2019 - The New Yorker Seriously Mischaracterized the Story of One of Al Franken's Accusers

7/26/2019 - To Be Happier, Talk to A Stranger... Just Not Me

7/26/2019 - Ryan Seacrest Was Not Famous Enough to Enter More Famous Jennifer Lopez's 50th Birthday Party

7/26/2019 - How San Juan's Queer Scene Joined the Ricky Rosselló Protests With a Ball

7/26/2019 - Bernie Sanders Also Supports Mommy Cardi, Bitch

7/26/2019 - Jeffrey Epstein Pretended He Was a Model Scout for Victoria's Secret to Prey on Young Women

7/26/2019 - Beauty Tips From Someone With a 'Horse Hoof' Growing Out of Her Head, on Dr. Pimple Popper

7/26/2019 - After All That, Woodstock 50 Is Moving to Maryland

7/25/2019 - Teens Arrested for Allegedly Attacking Lesbian Couple on London Night Bus After They Refused to Kiss

7/25/2019 - Royal Caribbean Cruises Know They Have a Sexual Assault Problem, Court Says

7/25/2019 - Turns Out Gwyneth Paltrow Is Human

7/25/2019 - Attorney General William Barr Is Looking Forward to Killing People Again

7/25/2019 - Personally I'm Shocked That Antonin Scalia's Son Is a Total Piece of Shit

7/25/2019 - Correction: Cole Sprouse and Lili Reinhart Are Maybe Still Dating, But Who Cares, I’m Over It Now

7/25/2019 - Unwrapping the Beef: Kim Anami's Kung-Fu Vagina Vs. Dr. Jen Gunter's Medical License

7/25/2019 - Wanda Vázquez, the Woman Set to Become Puerto Rico's Governor, Has a Complicated Track Record With Feminists

7/25/2019 - Free Your Mind, Wear a Skirted Swimsuit This Summer

7/25/2019 - You Have to Name the Problem First

7/25/2019 - Surrogacy Makes the Body a Worksite

7/25/2019 - Finally, My Sons Deliver a K-Pop 'Old Town Road' Remix

7/25/2019 - Clap If You Know Who Jessie J Is But Not What She Sings

7/25/2019 - Sussing Out the Most Haunted Wax Figures At Madame Tussauds

7/25/2019 - Doctor Who Claims Medical Abortions Can Be 'Reversed' Reportedly Lied About His Credentials For Years

7/25/2019 - Constance Wu Is Battling a New Wave of 'Diva' Allegations on the Press Tour for Hustlers

7/25/2019 - While Your Brain Was Atrophying During the Mueller Testimony, Melania Was Planning Her Christmas Decor

7/25/2019 - Quentin Tarantino's Once Upon a Time In Hollywood Doubles Down on Shittiness Toward Women

7/25/2019 - Jeffrey Epstein Found Unconscious in Cell

7/24/2019 - France Moving to Allow IVF for Single Women and Lesbian Couples

7/24/2019 - The Trailer for Fred Durst's The Fanatic Is the Craziest Shit You Will See Today

7/24/2019 - Faye Dunaway Fired From Play for Creating a 'Hostile' and 'Dangerous' Environment

7/24/2019 - How Many Fights About Robert Mueller Did You Get Into Today?

7/24/2019 - How Many Things Has Bella Thorne Walked Into While Wearing These Sunglasses?

7/24/2019 - Surprise, Women DJs Still Don't Have Equal Pay

7/24/2019 - Advice for the End of the World

7/24/2019 - Of Course Influencers Are Scamming Their Employers

7/24/2019 - Who Is the Source Behind These Quotes About Beyoncé's Excellent Parenting Skills?

7/24/2019 - The Future of YouTube Apology Videos Is Not Really Saying Sorry

7/24/2019 - 'Aggressively Fine': An Evaluation of The Lion King Performances

7/24/2019 - FDA Now Wants Textured Breast Implants to Be Recalled

7/24/2019 - This Week In Tabloids: Julianne Hough, a Podcast, and a Sex Therapist Walk Into a Bar

7/24/2019 - Please Let This One-Word Answer Save You From Watching Hours of Robert Mueller's Testimony

7/24/2019 - Summer Reading Diary: Spooky Fiction and Feminist Manifestos by the Pool

7/24/2019 - Lori Loughlin Is Forbidden From Playing Lori Loughlin in the Lifetime Movie Definitely Not Based on Lori Loughlin

7/24/2019 - Ruth Bader Ginsburg Has Outlived Her Enemies

7/24/2019 - What Does Ivanka Know?

7/24/2019 - Here's the Trailer for Casey Affleck's Film About a World Without Women, in Case You Wanted to See What That Looks Like

7/24/2019 - We're Just Swimming In Straight Pride Parades These Days

7/23/2019 - A Bunch of Dicks Are Ruining a Nude Park in Paris

7/23/2019 - Lifetime Will Do a Surviving Jeffrey Epstein Series

7/23/2019 - Lance Bass Is a Good Friend

7/23/2019 - Trash Time on Repeat

7/23/2019 - Krispy Kreme Really Wants to Be Instagrammed

7/23/2019 - Please Try to Guess Which Presidential Candidate Has Only Ever Used the Smiling Shit Emoji

7/23/2019 - Lifetime Is Producing the College Admissions Scandal Movie We've All Been Waiting For

7/23/2019 - RIP Bughead: An Ode to Cole Sprouse and Lili Reinhart’s Relationship, Gone Too Soon

7/23/2019 - Forever 21 Is Sending Diet Bars with Plus-Size Orders

7/23/2019 - Explaining Joe Biden, Who America Should Divorce Immediately

7/23/2019 - UK and US Relations Will Surely Soar Now That Both Countries Are Controlled By Yellow Haired Goons

7/23/2019 - A Ballad for All the Queer Eye Subjects Who Will Never Be Friends With the Fab 5

7/23/2019 - Kim Kardashian's Body Foundation Is Shiny, Grotesque, and One of Us Totally Loved It

7/23/2019 - The People vs. Immigration and Customs Enforcement

7/23/2019 - And Here's Marianne Williamson Declining Samatha Bee's Invitation to Drop Out of the Primary

7/23/2019 - Bella Thorne Likes What She Likes, Including 'Beings'

7/23/2019 - Elizabeth Warren Also Has a Selfie Plan, Naturally

7/23/2019 - Kirsten Gillibrand Doesn't Regret Calling for Al Franken to Step Down

7/23/2019 - Harriet Tubman and Cynthia Erivo Get the Heroic Biopic They Deserve

7/23/2019 - The Last Two Arkansas Abortion Clinics Are Hanging on by a Thread

7/23/2019 - The Big Little Lies Meryl Murder Watch, Season 2 Finale

7/23/2019 - Jeffrey Epstein Is a Model Beneficiary of the Good Ol' Boys Club

7/22/2019 - The Hills: New Beginnings Gets a Second Season

7/22/2019 - Study Finds That More Gun Owners Mean More Domestic Homicides

7/22/2019 - Megan Thee Stallion Is Wisely Trademarking 'Hot Girl Summer'

7/22/2019 - Fuck Yeah

7/22/2019 - Is He Even That Rich?

7/22/2019 - Frankly Speaking, the Queen Doesn't Give a Fuck About Repeating Outfits

7/22/2019 - The Real Housewives of Potomac Finally Deals With the Sexual Assault Allegations Against Michael Darby

7/22/2019 - 'He’s No Weinstein': The New Yorker’s Distorted Defense of Al Franken

7/22/2019 - Finally, A Bit More Clarity on Tyra Banks's Upcoming Modelland Experience... Center

7/22/2019 - Parents, Send Your Children to the Night Woods

7/22/2019 - Oh Great, Ryan Adams Appears to Be Planning a MeToo Comeback

7/22/2019 - Donald Trump Jr. Demonstrates Expert-Level Clenching on the Cover of His Upcoming Book

7/22/2019 - Cats Has a Lot of Work to Do to Unseat Avengers: Endgame As the Highest-Grossing Movie Ever

7/22/2019 - Prankster Jake Paul Pranked By Prankster Fiancé Tana Mongeau With Prank Pregnancy

7/22/2019 - Tom Hanks Is Mr. Rogers in A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (But How Mr. Rogers Is He?)

7/22/2019 - Anna Wintour Is Incredibly Good at Being Publicly Rude to Melania Trump

7/22/2019 - 'Soho Grifter' Anna Delvey Might Not Get to Grift Netflix After All

7/21/2019 - Happy Birthday to the Little Prince, Who Is Now 6

7/21/2019 - R. Kelly Headed to New York to Face Racketeering, Sex Crime Charges

7/21/2019 - A Cop in Louisiana Wrote a Facebook Post Suggesting AOC Deserves to Be Shot

7/21/2019 - Unwrapping the Beef: Taylor Swift Fans Are Swiping at Kamala Harris After a Party at Scooter Braun's House

7/21/2019 - The Rapid Life Cycle of a Conservative Martyr

7/21/2019 - Marvel 'Phase 4': Loki's Back, Everyone's Bisexual, and Thor Is a Woman Now

7/21/2019 - In Totally Normal News, Donald Trump Crashed a MAGA Themed Wedding, Amidst Cheers of "USA! USA! USA!"

7/21/2019 - A$AP Rocky Facing 'Backlash' From Swedish Authorities, Following Kim Kardashian and Donald Trump's Intervention

7/20/2019 - Saturday Night Social: Let Some Women Go to the Moon Now

7/20/2019 - Regina King Is Busting Heads in the New Watchmen Trailer

7/20/2019 - PA School District Threatens to Call Foster Care on Parents Who Don't Pay Off Children's Lunch Debt

7/20/2019 - Did Leana Wen, Ousted Planned Parenthood Head, Even Know Anything About Planned Parenthood?

7/20/2019 - Hannah Bronfman Accidentally Doused With Wine Before a DJ Gig But Don't Worry, Everything Is Fine

7/19/2019 - Anthony Scaramucci? I Haven't Heard That Name in Years

7/19/2019 - What Harmless Lies Did Your Family Tell You?

7/19/2019 - Iggy Azalea Tries to 'Clap Back,' But It's Offbeat

7/19/2019 - Is This Shoe OK? J. Lo’s Green Versace Dress… As a Sneaker

7/19/2019 - This Week in Meghan McCain Brings Us the Burdens of Being a Republican and Donald Trump 'on Acid'

7/19/2019 - Seems Weird Not to Mention That the Person You're Quoting Is a Notorious Anti-Abortion Extremist

7/19/2019 - Seems Like Some Asshole Messed With Frida Kahlo's Face to Sell Makeup

7/19/2019 - Then They Came For Our Manholes

7/19/2019 - The Last Czars: What If You Crossed the History Channel With Cinemax?

7/19/2019 - The 'Good Guy' Defense Is So Very Old

7/19/2019 - Women Are Dying in Car Accidents Because The Only Female Crash Test Dummy Weighs 110 Lbs.

7/19/2019 - Wellness Activist Kourtney Kardashian Has Resolved to 'Fight' 'Unhealthy' Lunches With Plastic Water Bottles

7/19/2019 - Margot Robbie Hasn't Seen Any Star Wars Movies and Will Continue to Not See Them

7/19/2019 - Dr. Pimple Popper Takes Us to Church

7/19/2019 - Ilhan Is Home

7/18/2019 - R. Kelly Is Glad to Be in Solitary Confinement

7/18/2019 - Ted Danson Will Star As the Mayor of Los Angeles in Tina Fey's New NBC Show

7/18/2019 - The Baldwin Men Just Can't Not Comment on Ireland Baldwin's Butt Photo

7/18/2019 - Ilhan Omar Isn't Afraid to Call Donald Trump a Fascist

7/18/2019 - This Is Obscene

7/18/2019 - I Am So Humbled to Be Considered Hot, and Hope to Be an Inspiration to Others

7/18/2019 - The Racist Attacks Against Ilhan Omar Were Always Part of Trump's Promise

7/18/2019 - A Tiny Guide to Bella Thorne and Tana Mongeau's Freshly Thawed Breakup Beef

7/18/2019 - Meghan McCain Is Mad That President Trump's Overt Racism Is Getting in the Way of Her Coded Racism

7/18/2019 - I Am Inspired By These Body-Slamming Mama Birds, Who Are Just Doing Their Best

7/18/2019 - I See 'It' Has His Clown Outfit on Like He Always Does

7/18/2019 - Jesse Watters Really Went With a Wife Metaphor To Talk About America, Huh?

7/18/2019 - Judge Who Was Nice to Alleged Rapist Because He Came From a 'Good Family' Has Resigned

7/18/2019 - Summer Reading Diary: My Endless Bummer

7/18/2019 - And Now for Some Niche Beauty YouTube Drama...

7/18/2019 - Explaining Bernie Sanders, Who Has Probably Made You Mad at Some Point

7/18/2019 - The Innate Sexism of the Trump Rally

7/18/2019 - Kim Kardashian Is Using Her Trump Connections to Free A$AP Rocky from Swedish Jail

7/18/2019 - What's Going on Here?

7/18/2019 - This Australian Court Case Over a Kylie Jenner Selfie Is Wild

7/18/2019 - White Women Are Ready to Mobilize For Trump

7/17/2019 - Claudia Rankine on Confronting White Men About Their Privilege

7/17/2019 - Westworld to Possibly Be Less Confusing

7/17/2019 - Alert: Spider-Man Is Allegedly Dating Someone Who Is Not Zendaya

7/17/2019 - Kevin Spacey Will Not Face Criminal Charges For Allegedly Groping a Teenage Boy

7/17/2019 - Sad Man Donated to Sad Man 2020

7/17/2019 - Gossip Girl Is Coming Back With New, Hopefully Even Ruder Characters

7/17/2019 - Sexual Misconduct Allegation Uncovered at IVF 'Mixup' Clinic

7/17/2019 - This Week In Tabloids: Taylor Swift's Battle Against Scooter Braun's Army of Pop Stars Continues

7/17/2019 - CHARMED LIFE, TRAGIC DEATH: JFK Jr. and the Last of the Great Magazine-Made Men

7/17/2019 - Will Cats Be the Greatest Movie of Our Generation?

7/17/2019 - Bachelor Creator Accused of Abuse Once Vowed 'Abusive Assholes' Had No Place on His Show

7/17/2019 - Billionaire Presidential Candidate Says You Can't Be Mad at Him Because Beyoncé Is Also Very Rich

7/17/2019 - Jeffree Star Is Beefing With Kylie Jenner Over Her ‘Money Grab’ Skincare Line, But Does She Know That?

7/17/2019 - The Louvre Removes the Sackler Family's Name From Wing

7/17/2019 - We've All Seen This Type of Guy

7/17/2019 - Leana Wen's Brief, Tumultuous Tenure at Planned Parenthood

7/17/2019 - All It Took To End Taylor Swift and Katy Perry's 'Feud' Was a Cat

7/17/2019 - Cardi B, J. Lo, Lizzo, and Constance Wu Are Stripper Robin Hoods in Hustlers Trailer

7/17/2019 - Living My Childhood Fantasy at the 'World's Busiest' Red Lobster

7/16/2019 - Beyoncé (and Blue Ivy!!!) Split Open the Heavens in 'Spirit' Video

7/16/2019 - Former U.S. Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens Is Dead at 99

7/16/2019 - Police Arrest Man Suspected of Murdering Baton Rouge Activist Sadie Roberts-Joseph

7/16/2019 - Coward Leonardo DiCaprio Refuses to Comment on Longstanding Titanic Small Door Controversy

7/16/2019 - The Democratic Primary Is Now a Race to See Who Can Go Totally Broke First

7/16/2019 - Planned Parenthood Has Fired Its President Leana Wen

7/16/2019 - Did Mya Snag a Vacation Boo on Lil' Kim's Girls Cruise?

7/16/2019 - Confronting the Reality of Ghislaine Maxwell, Epstein's Alleged Co-Abuser

7/16/2019 - If There Is a God, Harry Styles Will Portray Prince Eric in The Little Mermaid Live-Action Remake

7/16/2019 - The Trump Administration Created a Real-Life Sophie's Choice

7/16/2019 - Explaining Kirsten Gillibrand, Who Will Absolutely Let You Get Some Ranch

7/16/2019 - Is This Shoe OK? The Expensive Velcro Sneaker Trend

7/16/2019 - Another Small Texas City Wants to Become a Sanctuary City for the 'Unborn'

7/16/2019 - Here Are Your 2019 Emmy Nominations

7/16/2019 - Good Crime Hat, Aunt Becky

7/16/2019 - This Is How You Build a Dead Girl Narrative in Real Time

7/16/2019 - Join Me in Learning More About Donald and Melania Trump Getting a Hypothetical Divorce

7/16/2019 - The Farewell Makes Lying an Act of Love

7/16/2019 - Grimes Says She Got Surgery to 'Block Out' Blue Light (and Haters)

7/16/2019 - What Bachelor in Paradise Mess Is Upon Us, and When Will Dean Unglert Shave?

7/16/2019 - The Fight for Domestic Workers Rights Is Actually About the Future of Work

7/16/2019 - What Time Will the President and Former Vice President Hold Their Push-Up Contest?

7/16/2019 - Netflix Removes Infamously Graphic Suicide Scene From 13 Reasons Why

7/16/2019 - E. Jean Carroll Might Take Legal Action Against Trump After All

7/16/2019 - Does 'Cunt' Break the Rules? Twitter Finds it Hard to Decide

7/15/2019 - Greta Gerwig and Noah Baumbach Are Co-writing a Barbie Movie

7/15/2019 - When Harry Met Sally Almost Had a Different, Better Ending

7/15/2019 - Everyone Going Through a Breakup Should Get to Have Lunch With Laura Dern

7/15/2019 - They Won't Be Distracted

7/15/2019 - The Message to 'The Squad' Is Clear: Know Your Place

7/15/2019 - Lady Gaga's 'Haus Laboratories' Breaks the Prime Day Picket Line With Shimmery Lip Gloss

7/15/2019 - How Obvious Does It Need to Be?

7/15/2019 - The War for Campy Christmas Movie Dominance Begins NOW

7/15/2019 - Love Island Is Just Devious Enough to Make It in America

7/15/2019 - The War Over Who Will Play Elvis Presley Is Over, and It Is Not His Goth Grandson

7/15/2019 - Define 'Homophobic'

7/15/2019 - Joycelyn Savage and Azriel Clary Say They Are Still Living In R. Kelly's Condo By Choice

7/15/2019 - I'm Pretty Sure Bachelorette JoJo Fletcher's New Home Reno Show Is About Creating Slumlords

7/15/2019 - Even When It's a Mistake, It's Still Erasure

7/15/2019 - Scarlett Johansson Claims She's the Victim of 'Clickbait'

7/15/2019 - Finishing School Is a Twee Cult Horror Show in Paradise Hills

7/15/2019 - The Big Little Lies Meryl Murder Watch, Episode 6

7/14/2019 - Procter & Gamble Will Donate $529K to USWNT to Help Close Pay Gap

7/14/2019 - Instagram 'Influencer' Ray Diaz Accused of Sexually Assaulting Teen Girlfriend

7/14/2019 - You Can Soon Buy Friends-Themed Furniture, If You Really Must

7/14/2019 - At Long Last, the Queen Meets the Prince (and Duchess)

7/14/2019 - Please Stop Taking Selfies At This Toxic Ash Dump!

7/14/2019 - Beloved Louisiana Activist and Founder of African American Museum Found Dead in Car Trunk

7/14/2019 - Lashana Lynch Is the New 007

7/13/2019 - Saturday Night Social: Inside Katz's Deli's 'When Harry Met Sally' Orgasm Contest

7/13/2019 - E. Jean Carroll Is Getting Death Threats

7/13/2019 - Scarlett Johansson, Rethink This

7/13/2019 - Sophie Turner Has Bested Mariah Carey to Win the Bottle Cap Challenge

7/12/2019 - Bernie Sanders Is Not Here to Make Friends

7/12/2019 - Tell Us an Urban Legend From Your Hometown

7/12/2019 - Jezebel's Resident Mason Ramsey Stan Says the 'Old Town Road' Remix Is... Fun?

7/12/2019 - This Week in Meghan McCain Brings Us a Hearty Endorsement of Guns, Guns, Guns

7/12/2019 - The Farewell Director Lulu Wang On Making a Movie That's Based on a Lie and Exploring Life's Gray Zones

7/12/2019 - Give Me Dresses or Give Me Death*

7/12/2019 - Of Course Harvey Weinstein's New Lawyer Is a Woman Who Criticizes MeToo

7/12/2019 - I Have a Theory For Why Donald Trump Jr. Sits Like a Monster in Repose

7/12/2019 - First Woman to Lead Border Patrol Was a Member of Agents' Deeply Misogynistic and Racist Secret Facebook Group

7/12/2019 - Marianne and Leonard, Desire, and the Beauty in Objectification

7/12/2019 - Diane Keaton Walks a Tight Line Between Gleefully Single and Extremely Horny

7/12/2019 - How Jeffrey Epstein Used His Wealth To Buy Proximity to Girls

7/12/2019 - Dr. Pimple Popper's Season 3 Premiere Exposes the Dark Underside of Ear Piercing

7/12/2019 - Bye, Acosta!

7/12/2019 - Aubrey O'Day Goes on Television to Beg for Donald Trump Jr. Back

7/12/2019 - R. Kelly Arrested in Chicago on Federal Sex Crime Charges

7/12/2019 - I'm Inspired By Naomi Campbell's Super Elaborate Airport Routine

7/12/2019 - Horny Teen Drama Euphoria Is Getting a Second Season, Thank God

7/12/2019 - Britain Tormented by Plague of Polka Dot Dresses

7/11/2019 - Beverly Hills 90210 Is Back, Sort Of

7/11/2019 - Trump Decided Not to Delay the Census With Illegal Questions After All

7/11/2019 - Congratulations to Heidi Klum, Who Is Unexpectedly Married

7/11/2019 - Laura Loomer is Very Upset She Wasn't Invited to Trump's Truly Dumb Social Media Summit

7/11/2019 - What Does Anwar Hadid Know About the Frequency of Love That I Don't?

7/11/2019 - The Stillness of Reading a Humble Mass-Market Paperback

7/11/2019 - Explaining Beto O'Rourke, Who Stands on Tables and That's Pretty Much It

7/11/2019 - Trump's Domestic Gag Rule Can Now Go Into Effect

7/11/2019 - Surprise! The Trump Administration's New Human Rights Commission Is Full of Anti-Abortion Goons

7/11/2019 - Aziz Ansari Effectively Interrogates Others, But Not Himself, in Netflix Standup

7/11/2019 - What Can a Trans Memoir Do?

7/11/2019 - The Mike Pence Rule Is Alive and Well

7/11/2019 - The Mystery of How Jeffrey Epstein Made His Money

7/11/2019 - What is Red Scare and Am I Exempt From Caring About It? A Brief Guide to the Podcast World’s Laziest Provocateurs

7/11/2019 - Kenya Moore Is Returning (Re-Twirling?) to Save The Real Housewives of Atlanta

7/11/2019 - A World Cup Champion Also Struggles to Afford Childcare

7/11/2019 - Tupac's 'Love Letter' to Madonna is Finally Up For Auction

7/11/2019 - I Love You, Now Die's Hollow Portrait of Michelle Carter

7/11/2019 - Megan Rapinoe’s ESPYs Look Was So Good It Almost Restored My Faith in This Country

7/11/2019 - Ja Rule Is Finally Free of Fyre Festival

7/10/2019 - Momo the Viral Hoax Will Soon Be a Movie

7/10/2019 - Salvadoran Rape Victim Sentenced to 30 Years in Prison for Stillbirth Will Face Retrial

7/10/2019 - Taylor Swift Is Still Richer Than You and Literally Everyone Else

7/10/2019 - Alex Acosta Thinks 2008 Was a Very, Very Long Time Ago

7/10/2019 - Unfortunately, the Woman Trying to Unseat Mitch McConnell Also Kind of Sucks

7/10/2019 - Jeffrey Epstein and the Oxymoron of ‘Underage Women’

7/10/2019 - Another Day, Another One Direction Arse

7/10/2019 - William and Harry and Their Families Went to a Polo Match and Conspicuously Got Along

7/10/2019 - This Week In Tabloids: Gather 'Round for a Story About Famous Actor Keanu Reeves!

7/10/2019 - Woman Accuses Jeffrey Epstein of Raping Her When She Was 15

7/10/2019 - The Oldest Ceramista in Brazil

7/10/2019 - U.S. Women's Soccer Team Chants 'Equal Pay!' During Ticker Tape Parade

7/10/2019 - Bumble's Russian Business Partner Is a Total Sleazeball

7/10/2019 - All the Animal Print, Metallics, Feathers and Beyoncé at The Lion King Premiere

7/10/2019 - I Got Mindfreaked Exactly 24 Times at Criss Angel Raw

7/10/2019 - Please Join Me in Visualizing This Wilbur Ross Dance-Off With Rudy Giuliani

7/10/2019 - Sex Bench Owners Ashley Benson and Cara Delevingne Spotted Wearing Engagement Rings

7/10/2019 - Beyoncé Made a New Song for Some Movie She's In

7/10/2019 - The Immense Pleasures of The Hills' Unromantic Reboot—and Reality TV Growing Up With You

7/10/2019 - Megan Rapinoe Says Fans Can Support Equal Pay by Going to Women's Soccer Games

7/9/2019 - Area Man's Christmas Fantasy Goes Poorly

7/9/2019 - Can You Believe It's Been 20 Years Since Jason Biggs Fucked That Pie?

7/9/2019 - Here Is Tom Hanks Jumping Off a Boat on His Birthday

7/9/2019 - Lay Down Your Vapes?

7/9/2019 - The Chicago Defender Is Going Online Only

7/9/2019 - Annabelle Needs to Get Off Her Ass

7/9/2019 - If You Meet Tom Steyer on the Campaign Trail Please Ask Him for at Least $100,000

7/9/2019 - Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes Are... Dating?

7/9/2019 - Summer Reading Diary: Books for the Public Pool

7/9/2019 - Explaining John Hickenlooper, Who Is Not John Delaney

7/9/2019 - The Problem With 'Pay Them'

7/9/2019 - Please Don't Fuck Up This Look Who's Talking Remake

7/9/2019 - Ariana Grande, in Between Crying, Talks About Pete Davidson and Mac Miller in Vogue Interview

7/9/2019 - Time's Up for Alex Acosta

7/9/2019 - There Will Be No 'Death Recorded' For Naomi Wolf's Book, According to Naomi Wolf

7/9/2019 - Mariah Carey Describes the Men She's Slept With as a 'Mixed Bag'

7/9/2019 - Would You Have Sex in the U.S. Love Island House?

7/9/2019 - I Took a Joyless Trip To the Hershey's Store In Times Square and Then Left New York

7/8/2019 - Male Lions Are Bullshit

7/8/2019 - Michelle Carter Wants Her Texting Suicide Case Reviewed By the Supreme Court

7/8/2019 - Sarah Jessica Parker Dealt With Bad Behavior From a 'Very Big Movie Star'

7/8/2019 - John Delaney Is Currently Reading David Brooks, and I'm Thrilled

7/8/2019 - Reporter Claims Vanity Fair Cut Details About Epstein's Alleged Sexual Abuse in 2003

7/8/2019 - Selena Quintanilla's Death Will Get the True Crime Treatment on Telemundo

7/8/2019 - What Is the Point of the Melania Trump Statue?

7/8/2019 - Nancy Pelosi Versus the Future

7/8/2019 - There Is No Redemption for Serena Joy in Season 3 of The Handmaid's Tale

7/8/2019 - Woman Births Strangers' Babies After IVF Embryo Mixup

7/8/2019 - Here's Renée Zellweger as Judy Garland in a New Trailer

7/8/2019 - Wendy Williams Returns From Five-Week Hiatus With Extensive, Tear-Filled Report on Her Life

7/8/2019 - Wanna Buy Princess Diana's Used, Paparazzi-Thwarting Gym Clothes?

7/8/2019 - Did You Know the Beautyblender Was Invented for the Cast of Girlfriends?

7/8/2019 - Jeffrey Epstein to Appear in Federal Court Over Sex Trafficking Charges [Updated]

7/8/2019 - How Is There Only One Therapist in All of Monterey?

7/8/2019 - Ariana Grande Cries Sometimes

7/8/2019 - A Black Lady Sketch Show Trailer Features 'Flintstone Dick' and a Bad Bitch Support Group

7/8/2019 - The Big Little Lies Meryl Murder Watch, Episode 5

7/8/2019 - Did All the Lawyers Defending Trump's Census Citizenship Question Just Quit?

7/7/2019 - Michelle Obama Won't Endorse Joe Biden (Yet)

7/7/2019 - Kip Pardue Fined $6K For Allegedly Masturbating in Front of Co-Star

7/7/2019 - Congratulations to Mariah Carey, Master of the Bottle Cap Challenge

7/7/2019 - Megan Rapinoe On Fans Booing FIFA President: 'A Little Public Shame Never Hurt Anybody'

7/7/2019 - Happy Belated Birthday, America. Let's Indulge in a Single Moment of Patriotism

7/7/2019 - Who Is That Girl I See? The New Mulan Trailer Looks Pretty Good

7/7/2019 - Nancy Grace Is Going to Fix Injustice

7/6/2019 - Saturday Night Social: Like a Moth, Mariah Carey Can't Resist Good Lighting

7/6/2019 - Quentin Tarantino's Movie Theater Takes Out Restraining Order Against 'Deranged Man'

7/6/2019 - Gillian Flynn Is 'Sickened' by the Gone Girl Defense in Missing Woman Case

7/6/2019 - Authorities Have Captured the 'Blue Bell Licker'

7/6/2019 - The Royal Baby Is Christened

7/5/2019 - Tell Us About the Time You Felt Fireworks

7/5/2019 - Netflix Sides With Narcs, Risks Alienating Key Teen Juul Demo

7/5/2019 - Marianne Williamson Wills Herself Into Vogue Photo Using Dark Magic, or Maybe Photoshop

7/5/2019 - Teen Mom's Amber Portwood Charged With Domestic Battery

7/5/2019 - The View Is Deeply Obsessed With Joe Biden

7/5/2019 - Planes, Tanks, & Space Force: Scenes From Trump's Soggy Fourth of July Extravaganza

7/5/2019 - Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn't Know Who Fellow Avenger Sebastian Stan Is

7/4/2019 - Here Are Some Pictures of Celebrities Enjoying Hot Dog Day

7/4/2019 - Emmy-Winning NYC News Reporter Says She Was 'Pushed Aside Because I Am a 61-Year-Old Woman'

7/4/2019 - Meghan McCain Might Come Back to The View if Everyone Promises to Be Nice

7/4/2019 - MoviePass Is 'On Hiatus' but Promises to Come Back Soon

7/4/2019 - Liv Tyler Is a 'Secret Plumber'

7/4/2019 - The Cockroach Uprising Is Upon Us

7/4/2019 - Harvey Weinstein Allegedly Had Spies at Sundance

7/4/2019 - Swimming in a Hotel Pool Is Life's Greatest Luxury

7/3/2019 - Charges Dropped Against Woman Whose Fetus Died After She Was Shot in the Stomach

7/3/2019 - Halle Bailey Is Our New Little Mermaid

7/3/2019 - Thank God Anna Wintour Approves of Cardi B Now

7/3/2019 - The Pentagon Is Angry at Trump For Taking Military Tanks For His July 4th Spectacle

7/3/2019 - A Modest Proposal: Let's Rename Independence Day Literally Anything Else

7/3/2019 - Can Celebrities Make Good Wine?

7/3/2019 - Yesterday Is Beatles Fanfiction Without the Fun

7/3/2019 - Revisiting the Stupid Slapstick Comedy Weekend at Bernie's in the Dead of Summer

7/3/2019 - Costco Is Having a Fast Fashion Moment

7/3/2019 - Judge Is Nice to a Teen Accused of Rape Because He Came From a 'Good Family'

7/3/2019 - This Week In Tabloids: A New Lawsuit Against Scientology Could Shake Up Hollywood Forever

7/3/2019 - W Magazine's New Owners Reportedly Tell Employees Not to 'Cause a Scene'

7/3/2019 - 'Can We Say Penis at the Mall?' My Drunken Afternoon at a Shopping Center Drag Show

7/3/2019 - The Only Person Who Should Play Elvis in a Movie Is His Goth Grandson

7/3/2019 - Blood Isn't Everything

7/3/2019 - On Busing, Joe Biden, and the 'Pervasiveness of White Backlash to School Desegregation'

7/3/2019 - Vicki Gunvalson Had the Orange Ripped From Her Hand

7/3/2019 - Meghan McCain Reportedly Feels Like a 'Caged Animal' at The View

7/3/2019 - Goop Summit Attendees Feel Scammed, And the Sky is Blue

7/3/2019 - There'll Be No Citizenship Question on the 2020 Census, After All

7/2/2019 - Please Enjoy These Photos of the US Women's Soccer Team Sipping Tea, Butchering England

7/2/2019 - UK Wellness Company Pulls £250 Fake 'Fertility Drip'

7/2/2019 - Karlie Kloss: Being Related to Ivanka and Jared Is 'Hard'

7/2/2019 - So Why Do We Think Mike Pence Abruptly Returned to the White House?

7/2/2019 - Miley Cyrus's Latex Vagina Teeth Will Absolutely Eat You

7/2/2019 - Stassi Schroeder’s JustFab Line Is Miraculously More Than Just a Bunch of Off-the-Shoulder Tops

7/2/2019 - The Undying Zombie of a Lie that Anonymity for Men Accused of Rape is 'Fair'

7/2/2019 - Explaining Kamala Harris, Who People Often Fight About

7/2/2019 - Things Working As They're Supposed to

7/2/2019 - I Spent a Day in Girlboss's Millennial Pink Empowerment Wasteland

7/2/2019 - Reading Judith Krantz in the Age of Donald Trump

7/2/2019 - Rethinking Surrogacy

7/2/2019 - Wimbledon Joins the Modern World, Will Stop Calling Women Players Ms., Miss, Mrs.

7/2/2019 - Own a Piece of Scammer History: The Island in the Fyre Festival Promo Is for Sale

7/2/2019 - Anderson Cooper is Fucking Rich

7/2/2019 - Louis Tomlinson Had No Idea That Animated Harry Styles Sex Scene in Euphoria Was Happening

7/2/2019 - All Hail the Thelma & Louise of Dessert Thievery

7/2/2019 - The LAPD Is Wondering Why One of Its Officers Turned Away a Witness in the Murder of Nipsey Hussle

7/1/2019 - Lifetime Is Already Hard at Work on Its NXIVM Movie

7/1/2019 - Former USC Gynecologist Pleads Not Guilty to Charges of Sexually Abusing 16 Patients

7/1/2019 - Diana Ross Seems to Have Misplaced the Footage from Her 75th Birthday Party

7/1/2019 - Well, There Sure Seem to Be a Lot of Racist and Sexist Border Patrol Agents

7/1/2019 - 'We're Not Playing Games': SisterSong's Monica Simpson On a New Legal Challenge to Georgia's Abortion Ban

7/1/2019 - Euphoria Paid Respect to the Modern Girl Geek: The Horny Fanfiction Writer

7/1/2019 - Nearly Two Dozen Women Are Suing for Allegedly Being Coerced Into Porn

7/1/2019 - Boy Problems, Who's Got 'Em? Midsommar Does

7/1/2019 - Doctors and Major Reproductive Health Organizations Just Took a Decisive Stand in Support of Self-Managed Abortion

7/1/2019 - We Very Desperately Want This Story About Jennifer Garner Starring in a Melania Trump Biopic to Be Real

7/1/2019 - Unwrapping the Beef: YouTube Beauty Influencer Jaclyn Hill vs. Everyone

7/1/2019 - Yay for Penises, But What About the Shadowy, Merkin-Covered Pop Culture Vulva?

7/1/2019 - What's a Strip Club Without Dollar Bills?

7/1/2019 - A New Pair of JNCOs Could Set You Back $350 [Updated]

7/1/2019 - Taylor Swift Turns the Music Industry's Power Imbalance Into Empowerment

7/1/2019 - Yes, It Actually Happened: Jax and Brittany Got Married

7/1/2019 - Lil Nas X Couldn't Make Being Gay 'Any More Clear'

7/1/2019 - Ivanka Trump Had a Lovely Weekend Pretending to Be a World Leader

7/1/2019 - Woman Indicted for Fetus's Death After Being Shot Files Motion to Dismiss Charges

7/1/2019 - The Big Little Lies Meryl Murder Watch, Episode 4