12/31/2019 - Open Thread: I Will Kiss Anyone Not Wearing These 2020 Glasses Tonight

12/31/2019 - The Second International Meeting of Women Who Fight is the Raddest Meeting in the World

12/31/2019 - A Manhattan Socialite Fell Through a Trap Door at Pottery Barn Teen and I Want to Too

12/31/2019 - Chelsea Manning is Being Tortured According to Top UN Official

12/31/2019 - Rihanna Rihport: The Year in Rihview 2019

12/31/2019 - Kim Kardashian did NOT give North West the Shirt JFK was Shot in

12/31/2019 - Leave the Clapback in 2019 Where It Belongs

12/31/2019 - The Best Books the Jezebel Staff Read in 2019

12/31/2019 - The End of 'Bernie Would've Won'

12/30/2019 - Facebook Removes Ads Falsely Slamming HIV Prevention Drug Truvada PrEP

12/30/2019 - Once Again, a Vibrator Is a Finalist at Notoriously Puritanical CES

12/30/2019 - Eddie Murphy No Longer Finds His Old Homophobic Jokes Funny

12/30/2019 - World-Renowned Bullshit Artist Ivanka Trump Claims Children in Cages Aren't 'Part of My Portfolio'

12/30/2019 - The Decade in Rock That Rock Fans Hated

12/30/2019 - The Decade's Most Infamous Scammers

12/30/2019 - Is This Shoe OK? Disney's $90 Baby Yoda Espadrilles

12/30/2019 - In Which the New York Times Tries to Turn a Murder-Suicide into a Nicholas Sparks Novel

12/30/2019 - The Best Selectively Capitalized Daily Mail Headlines of 2019

12/30/2019 - 69 Questions About Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker, a Terrible Movie We Never Have to Think About Again!

12/30/2019 - The #Krashlyn Wedding Was Better Than Any Royal Wedding

12/30/2019 - Vaping's Time Is Up

12/30/2019 - The Rise of Skywalker Creators Say It's Carrie Fisher's Fault Kelly Marie Tran Wasn't in the Movie

12/30/2019 - Wendy Williams's Year in 'Clap if You...'

12/30/2019 - Tana Mongeau and Jake Paul, the YouTubers You Love to Hate, Are Somehow Still Married

12/30/2019 - Well It Sure Was a Big Year for the 'Call-out Culture' Wikipedia Page

12/30/2019 - Sharon Stone Was Bumbled Off Bumble by Bumble

12/30/2019 - The 30 Most-Read, Beautiful, and Fearsome Jezebel Stories of 2019

12/30/2019 - So Did Barack Obama Watch the Fleabag Episode Where She Masturbates to His Speech?

12/29/2019 - Rep. John Lewis Has Stage IV Pancreatic Cancer

12/29/2019 - Zac Efron Contracted a Serious Illness While Filming Killing Zac Efron

12/29/2019 - Things Are Not Going Well for Cats

12/28/2019 - Saturday Night Social: It's the Last One of the Decade

12/28/2019 - The British Are… Being Investigated for Their Ties to Jeffrey Epstein

12/28/2019 - Robert Pattinson Can’t Act, Would do Porn

12/28/2019 - Associated Press Names Simone Biles the 2019 Female Athlete of the Year, as They Should

12/28/2019 - Goodbye to this Man, Known Racist Don Imus Dies at 79

12/28/2019 - Eniko Parrish Found Out Kevin Hart Cheated via DM

12/27/2019 - No One Can Spell Butti...

12/27/2019 - Mans (Drake) Thinks You Spend Too Much Time Crafting Captions

12/27/2019 - What in the HELL Are Those?

12/27/2019 - New Year, New Mission: Impossible

12/27/2019 - Bon Iver Loves Socialism, and Other Adventures in Celebrity Campaign Contributions

12/27/2019 - Tourists Can't Seem to Stop Groping and Abusing Costumed Disney Characters

12/27/2019 - Thoughts on Little Women, By a Few Women

12/27/2019 - 'Is Butter a Carb?' and Other Questions to Stop Asking Now That Keto Is Canceled

12/27/2019 - Clemency Writer-Director Chinonye Chukwu on Making an Understated Film About Capital Punishment

12/27/2019 - Marriage Story Is Really a Movie About Prime Real Estate

12/27/2019 - Was Jon Voight's Role As the Fascist Principal in Bratz a Warning About Trump?

12/27/2019 - Take Me to the Beige Labyrinth That Is Kim Kardashian's Fashion Archive

12/27/2019 - The Year In Things That Are Exactly Like a $40 Spin Class

12/27/2019 - Demi Lovato Ascends to Higher Plane of Consciousness With Post-Breakup Angel Tattoo

12/27/2019 - Evan Rachel Wood Had an Accurate Reaction to Cats: 'What the Fuck?'

12/27/2019 - Things We'll Probably Cancel In 2020

12/27/2019 - The Royal Flex of Christmas

12/26/2019 - Pennsylvania Has Paid Out Nearly $84 Million to Clergy Sexual Abuse Survivors

12/26/2019 - California School District Demands Retired Employees Return Extra Money They Accidentally Gave Them

12/26/2019 - It's So Disappointing That Prince Andrew Had a Great Christmas Card to Send Off This Dumb Decade-Long Year

12/26/2019 - Melania—Scorned Yet Again!

12/26/2019 - Lawsuit Claims Frontier Airlines Ignored Sexual Assaults on Flights

12/26/2019 - Hallmark Recalls 4,500 Shattering Glass Candles in Perfect Metaphor for Hallmark Channel

12/26/2019 - Goodbye to Paper Straws

12/26/2019 - In Search of Nothing

12/26/2019 - In Memoriam: All The Democratic Presidential Candidates We Lost This Year

12/26/2019 - Revisiting Josie and the Pussycats, a Very-2000s Rebuke of Shopping Culture

12/26/2019 - Yeah, I'm Canceling Ivanka Trump's Dog

12/26/2019 - Cardi B's House is Fucking Huge!

12/26/2019 - Second Person Who Accused Kevin Spacey of Sexual Assault Has Died

12/26/2019 - Let's Cancel Logan Paul

12/25/2019 - Open Thread: Did You Get Everything You Thought You Wanted?

12/25/2019 - Sen. Lisa Murkowski Is Reportedly Iffy on How Mitch McConnell's Handling Impeachment

12/25/2019 - Magical Baby Born Among Animals on Christmas Eve, Many Visitors Expected

12/25/2019 - Merry Christmas From These 2 Very Merry People

12/25/2019 - Here's How the Celebrities Are Outdoing Your Christmas

12/25/2019 - Fired Royal Prince Andrew Had to Spend Christmas Morning in Church With Mom

12/24/2019 - Open Thread: May Your Nochebuena Be Filled With Tamales, the Perfect Christmas Food

12/24/2019 - DaBaby Had Really High and Really Low 24 Hours

12/24/2019 - Prince Philip Looks Like 98-Year-Old Man He Is as He Leaves Hospital for Christmas With Queen Elizabeth II

12/24/2019 - Mike Bloomberg Exploited Incarcerated Women to Make Campaign Phone Calls

12/24/2019 - Snow Buddies Is the Seasonally Appropriate Talking Dog Movie That... Killed a Bunch of Puppies

12/24/2019 - Kancelling the Kardashians... Until the Next Time!

12/24/2019 - Where the Jezebel Staff Is Spending the Holidays

12/23/2019 - Basketball Icon Sue Bird Wants to Normalize Egg Freezing

12/23/2019 - Kumail Nanjiani's Quest for Marvel-Sanctioned Muscles Seems Like an Utter Nightmare

12/23/2019 - Alex Rodriguez Still Has His Role as Jennifer Lopez Hype Man as Super Bowl Looms

12/23/2019 - Donald Trump Wants to Fight a Windmill

12/23/2019 - The O.J. Simpson Narrative Will Somehow Continue Into 2020

12/23/2019 - Marlo Hampton Shares Which Housewives Need New Wigs

12/23/2019 - All the Genres of Christmas Sex Songs

12/23/2019 - A Year in Bret Stephens

12/23/2019 - The Office Is Dead, Remember?

12/23/2019 - The Year in Ivanka Standing

12/23/2019 - The Affair Creator Sarah Treem Still Doesn't Seem to Understand Why Ruth Wilson Quit the Show

12/23/2019 - Carrie Fisher Now Orbiting In Space, According to a Newly Discovered Obit

12/23/2019 - Legendary Romance Novelist Johanna Lindsey Has Died

12/23/2019 - You Can Thank This Forgotten 19th Century Novel For the Christmas Prince Movie Genre

12/23/2019 - We Did It! (Fuck and Kill)

12/23/2019 - Isn't Rita Ora Cold in That Bikini?

12/23/2019 - Cats Isn't Nearly as Horny and Gay as It Should Be

12/23/2019 - Happy Hanukkah From Space

12/22/2019 - No One Went to See Cats

12/22/2019 - Making a Murderer's Brendan Dassey Denied Clemency

12/22/2019 - I Ship This, I Think?

12/22/2019 - What's The Point of Kevin Costner Endorsing Pete Buttigieg If It's Not On The Field of Dreams?

12/22/2019 - Eddie Murphy Does a Lap on Bill Cosby

12/22/2019 - Queen Elizabeth Goes to Church While Prince Philip Spends Second Day in the Hospital

12/21/2019 - Saturday Night Social: The Only Correct Way to Count Down to Christmas Is With Earwax Removal

12/21/2019 - An Iowa Woman Said She Intentionally Ran Over a Teenager Because She Was 'Mexican'

12/21/2019 - New Obamacare Rule Will Require Separate Premium Payments for Abortion Coverage

12/21/2019 - Ayesha Curry's Got Eggplant Jokes After Steph Curry's Alleged Nudes Leak

12/20/2019 - Please Be Kind to the Wine Cave Community During This Trying Time

12/20/2019 - Tell Us About Your Worst Holiday Dinner Conversation

12/20/2019 - All Rise for the Jezebel National Anthem

12/20/2019 - Gifts for the Democratic Candidate in Your Life

12/20/2019 - Just Give Us the Greta Thunberg Documentary Already

12/20/2019 - All the Deranged Ways the Cats Cast Has Described Portraying Cats

12/20/2019 - My Day in the Yang Gang

12/20/2019 - Do You Need to See That Movie on a Big Screen?

12/20/2019 - Which of the Cats in Cats Deserved to Die?

12/20/2019 - 'I Was a Teen' Is a Shitty Excuse

12/20/2019 - This Week In Meghan McCain Brings Impeachment Musings and My Sweet Release

12/20/2019 - I Sold My Soul and Watched 24 Hours of Star Wars at a Times Square Theater

12/20/2019 - Goodbye Podcasts, and Thanks for All the Idle Chatter


12/20/2019 - We Watched Cats on Opening Night and Lost All Nine Lives

12/20/2019 - Lana Del Rey Will Release a 'Gritty' Spoken Word Album

12/20/2019 - Will Sofia Vergara Replace Gabrielle Union on Bad Show America's Got Talent?

12/20/2019 - Love Island Gets a New Host Following Caroline Flack's Departure

12/20/2019 - Former KY Governor Matt Bevin Defends Pardoning a Child Rapist By Arguing the Victim's Hymen Was Intact

12/19/2019 - Things Got Spicy In That Wine Cave

12/19/2019 - Beloved Regional Chain Wawa Data Breach Exposed 'Potentially All' Locations' Customer Data

12/19/2019 - Jason Derulo Will NOT Hear Criticism of High-Art Film Cats

12/19/2019 - We're Halfway There! This Is Your Sixth Democratic Debate Liveblog

12/19/2019 - Christianity Today Editor Condemns President Trump as 'Morally Lost and Confused'

12/19/2019 - The Weinstein Lawsuits Will Never End

12/19/2019 - A List of People Who Vaguely Resemble Jenna Dewan That Channing Tatum Should Date Next

12/19/2019 - Men With Money Continue to Fuck With Women's Soccer

12/19/2019 - You Can and Should Train Yourself to Poop On Schedule

12/19/2019 - Are Cats Tinier Than Furniture? An Investigation

12/19/2019 - Survivor Has Always Been a Show About Who Can Be the Shittiest Person

12/19/2019 - Charly Bliss Makes Growing Up Sound Cool

12/19/2019 - Kim Kardashian West Denies New Blackface Accusations Even Though Magazine Cover Makes Her Look, Uh, Pretty Dark

12/19/2019 - This Influencer Cat Makes More Money Than You

12/19/2019 - Is This Shoe OK? Puma's $100 'Active Gaming Footwear' Sock-Shoe

12/19/2019 - Betty Buckley Has So Much to Say About Cats

12/19/2019 - A Decade in Love Is Dead

12/19/2019 - Sorry, No More White Claw!

12/19/2019 - Emma Watson Peaces Out of Little Women Press Tour

12/19/2019 - The TERFs Have Gotten to J.K. Rowling

12/19/2019 - R. Kelly Pleads Not Guilty to Bribery Charge in Aaliyah Fake ID Case

12/19/2019 - Noah Centineo Is Totally Getting Dumped

12/19/2019 - The Cats Movie Is Exactly as Bad as It Looks

12/18/2019 - Best of Luck to Uber as It Tries to Fix Shitty Company Culture With $4.4 Million to Gender Discrimination Victims

12/18/2019 - Trump Impeached, Which Is Fun Now But Your Holiday Dinners Are Fucked

12/18/2019 - Maxine Waters Said What She Said

12/18/2019 - It's Weird to Be Really Into Cats

12/18/2019 - Ruth Wilson Reportedly Quit The Affair After Being 'Cajoled' Into Unnecessary Nude Scenes

12/18/2019 - A KonMari Guide to Gifting for Your Joyless Friends

12/18/2019 - Growing Up Jellicle

12/18/2019 - Nancy Pelosi Wore Her Best Funeral Outfit For the Impeachment Vote

12/18/2019 - Cookie Decorating Parties Are the Ultimate Holiday Scam

12/18/2019 - Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Ride Wrecking Balls Straight Into Divorce Court

12/18/2019 - And the Winner of Jezebel's Cancel Tournament 2019 Is…

12/18/2019 - Is The Wing Canceled Already?

12/18/2019 - Reese Witherspoon Is Finally Playing the Characters Freeway Promised Us

12/18/2019 - Happy 56th Birthday to Brad Pitt, Some Man Who Has Been in Some Movies People Probably Saw

12/18/2019 - CBS Belatedly Introduces New Steps for Reporting Sexual Harassment on Survivor

12/18/2019 - Oregon Father Beats Up College Official Over Daughter's Rape Case

12/18/2019 - Kneading Into the Comfort of Cozy Cat Mysteries

12/18/2019 - Uzo Aduba Joins Lupita Nyong'o in Americanah Mini-Series

12/17/2019 - I Don't Blame Him???

12/17/2019 - It Seems Men Have Infiltrated The Wing

12/17/2019 - Teresa and Joe Giudice Are DONE

12/17/2019 - A Handful of Republicans Have Formed a Club to Bitch About Trump

12/17/2019 - Pope Francis Is No Longer Allowing 'Pontifical Secrecy' in Sexual Abuse Cases

12/17/2019 - All the Headlines We Rejected For This Blog About Donald Trump's 6-Page Impeachment Letter to Nancy Pelosi

12/17/2019 - Empowering Myself to Stake 'Empowerment Feminism' Right Through the Heart

12/17/2019 - I Love My Cat So Much, I Became One

12/17/2019 - Kids, and Possibly Parents, Are No Longer Interested In American Girl Dolls

12/17/2019 - Goodbye to Joe Biden, the Creepy Uncle We Never Asked For

12/17/2019 - The Worst Music of 2019

12/17/2019 - Pilot Peter's Bachelor Contestants: Pageant Queens, Flight Attendants and Too Many Victorias

12/17/2019 - Jezebel's Cancel Tournament Enters the Final Round: Logan Paul Vs. Influencers

12/17/2019 - We Need to Address the Trauma That Is Seeing Cats Live As a Child

12/17/2019 - Google Just Fired Another Trans Woman Organizer

12/17/2019 - The Most Inspiring Women of 2019 According, Naturally, to Us

12/17/2019 - Unfortunately, Lana Del Rey Is Still Dating That Cop

12/17/2019 - Looking at Willa Cather's West

12/17/2019 - Love Island's Caroline Flack Leaves Show After Assault Charge

12/17/2019 - Taylor Swift Will Not Be Winning an Oscar for Her Cats Song, After All

12/16/2019 - Italian Soccer Officials Combat Racism Using...Racism

12/16/2019 - PETA Bought Starbucks Stock So Vegans Can Get Non-Dairy Milk for Free

12/16/2019 - RIP John Travolta's Bald Head

12/16/2019 - I Can Only Assume That Pete Buttigieg Thinks Fried Chicken Should Be Eaten With a Knife and Fork

12/16/2019 - College Athletes Found Guilty of Sexual Misconduct Can Transfer Schools and Keep Playing Sports

12/16/2019 - The Dangers of Self-Congratulatory 'Good Guys'

12/16/2019 - People Shouldn't Get Swole Because If We Need to Eat Them in a Donner Party Situation They'll Taste Bad

12/16/2019 - What the Fuck Is Up With Your Cat?

12/16/2019 - You're Killing Us with These New TV Streaming Services

12/16/2019 - Why I'm Leaving New York (After a Short Visit)

12/16/2019 - Is the Stage Cast of Cats Embarrassed? An Inquiry

12/16/2019 - Joy to the World, Mariah Carey Hits No. 1 With 'All I Want for Christmas Is You'

12/16/2019 - God Is Black and Nobody Batted an Eye

12/16/2019 - Please Let 2020 Be the Year Mid-Century Modern Design Finally Dies

12/16/2019 - Whoopi Goldberg Tells Meghan McCain to Shut Up, Thank You

12/16/2019 - Finally, You Can Masturbate on Your Peloton

12/16/2019 - Jezebel Cancel Tournament Final Four: The Age of Celebrity Cults Is Nigh

12/16/2019 - Your Fashion Nova Outfit Was Likely Made By Workers Paid as Little as $2.77 an Hour

12/16/2019 - Blackpink Fans Have Mobilized to Protest the K-Pop Girl Group's Management

12/16/2019 - Noted Wife Guy Jay-Z Snatches Phone From Man Filming Beyoncé at Diddy's 50th Birthday Party

12/16/2019 - Feuds, Fights, and Felonies: The Celebrity Gossip That Defined This Decade

12/16/2019 - Aunt Becky to Prosecutors: 'No, YOU'RE the Bad Guys!'

12/15/2019 - Hallmark Bans, Unbans Ad With Kissing Brides

12/15/2019 - French New Wave Star Anna Karina Is Dead at 79

12/15/2019 - Accused Rapist Harvey Weinstein Now Claiming He's the Best Thing to Happen to Women in Hollywood

12/15/2019 - Tekashi 6ix9ine Snitched, Gets 2 Years Instead of Stitches

12/15/2019 - Harvard Geneticist Making Genetics-Based Dating App Thinks It's Ridiculous That We're Comparing It to Eugenics

12/15/2019 - Mike Bloomberg Could Just Give His Money Away Instead of Running for President

12/15/2019 - Ja Rule Wrote a Fyre Festival Song Because Fading Into Obscurity Would Be Too Easy

12/14/2019 - Saturday Night Social: Feels Like There's Room For More Nuns Here

12/14/2019 - Peggy Wallace Kennedy Wants an Honest Legacy For Her Family

12/14/2019 - Federal Appeals Court Strikes Down Mississippi 15-Week Abortion Ban

12/14/2019 - Offset Had a Call of Duty-Themed Cake at the Club to Celebrate Turning 28

12/13/2019 - Well, So Much For That Democratic Debate

12/13/2019 - The Most Insulting Holiday Gift You've Ever Given

12/13/2019 - Grimes's New Song Sounds Like a Roll of Nickels

12/13/2019 - Here's What We Think the John Wick Franchise Is About

12/13/2019 - Amazon Pays $25 Million for More Rihanna Content That Is Not a New Album

12/13/2019 - This Week In Meghan McCain Brings the War on Christmas and Harsh Words for Greta Thunberg and Tom Steyer

12/13/2019 - Eat the Dick (Fish) Raw

12/13/2019 - Your Speeches Are Long as Fuck

12/13/2019 - Why Did Bernie Sanders Endorse the Extremely Gross Sexist Cenk Uygur [UPDATED]

12/13/2019 - Jezebel Cancel Tournament, Elite Eight: Will YouTubers Survive?

12/13/2019 - LAPD Officer Arrested After Allegedly Groping a Deceased Woman's Breast

12/13/2019 - Rep. Pramila Jayapal Is Not Fucking Around With This Impeachment Vote

12/13/2019 - Cancel Sophia and Her Humanoid Robot Brethren

12/13/2019 - Paleontology is a Scam, According to Cam'ron! [UPDATED]

12/13/2019 - All the Music That Saved Us in 2019

12/13/2019 - Pentagon Report Finds Top Official Sexually Harassed Three Women

12/12/2019 - Not All Sheros Wear Capes

12/12/2019 - Only Questions Asked of 'Cats' Producers Should Be About Actual Prosthetic Fur

12/12/2019 - Felicity Huffman's Daughter Who's Not a Part of Varsity Blues Scandal Is Going to College!

12/12/2019 - The Cage Match Portion of the Democratic Primary Has Finally Arrived

12/12/2019 - Ivanka Hosted a Paid Leave Summit to Prove She Cares, Has Ideas

12/12/2019 - Gifts for the Friend Who Thinks Lotion Is Magic

12/12/2019 - Real Housewives of Atlanta's Marlo Hampton on Being a 'Munty' and, Yes, a Peacemaker

12/12/2019 - A Never Ending Feud: How 'Canceling' Built YouTube

12/12/2019 - Jezebel's Cancel Tournament: Everyone Hates Influencers

12/12/2019 - These Four Women Thought Forming an All White 'Squad' Was a Good Idea

12/12/2019 - It Seems a Survivor Contestant Had to Harass a Crew Member Before the Show Took It Seriously

12/12/2019 - Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt and Justin Theroux and Alia Shawkat Are All Doing Just Fine!

12/12/2019 - Reese Witherspoon Recalls Being Told to Dress 'Sexy' to Land Legally Blonde

12/12/2019 - Aunt Becky's Very Bad, No Good Year in Crime Hats

12/12/2019 - Lawsuit Could Open Up Fox and Disney to a Pay Discrimination Investigation

12/12/2019 - Is This Shoe OK? $900 Ruthie Davis Frozen 2 Heels

12/12/2019 - How the Internet Killed Feminism

12/11/2019 - A Just God Would Put Ridiculous Alan Dershowitz on Trump's Impeachment Legal Team

12/11/2019 - Here's the Trailer for Lifetime's 'Surviving R. Kelly' Sequel

12/11/2019 - Khloé Kardashian Doesn't Seem As Chill About the Jordyn Woods-Tristan Thompson Drama After All

12/11/2019 - The New York Times Let Jared Kushner Write An Op-Ed About Campus Anti-Semites

12/11/2019 - Harvey Weinstein is Reportedly Close to a Settlement: Pay Accusers $25 Million, but Admit No Wrongdoing

12/11/2019 - It's Time to Cancel Comedians Who Whine About Cancel Culture

12/11/2019 - Get It, Mrs. Fletcher

12/11/2019 - 'Big Dick Energy' Pete Davidson Is Slowly Sucking the Soul From Rich Kid Kaia Gerber, One Make-Out Session at a Time

12/11/2019 - Women Denied Entry From Strip Club Spark Civil Rights Battle In Florida

12/11/2019 - I Have Discovered Moonstruck

12/11/2019 - I Am Genuinely Shaken by A Christmas Prince: The Royal Baby

12/11/2019 - A Holiday Guide to Sounding Dumber at Cocktail Parties

12/11/2019 - Alex Azar and Seema Verma are Beefing So Hard, Donald Trump and Mike Pence Came to Referee

12/11/2019 - We Need to Talk About Encore!

12/11/2019 - How Much Longer Must We Endure Men and Influencers? Jezebel's Cancel Tournament Continues

12/11/2019 - Eminem and Nick Cannon Are Beefing Like It's 2009

12/11/2019 - Bette Midler Joins Our Pointing Circle and Demands That Justin Timberlake Apologize to Janet Jackson, Specifically

12/11/2019 - These Musicians Were 'Canceled,' But People Kept Listening

12/11/2019 - Who Actually Wants Pancakes to Go?

12/11/2019 - RIP Marvel Television

12/10/2019 - Cardi B's Coat of Many Feathers Is the Only Acceptable Outfit for Court

12/10/2019 - A Lot of People Watched Most of a Really Long Movie

12/10/2019 - Lizzo Loves Her Thong Dress, OK???

12/10/2019 - Attorney General William Barr Believes the FBI Has Been Unfair to His Friend Donald Trump

12/10/2019 - Creep Who Sexually Harassed Reporter Is a Youth Minister, Boy Scout Leader, and Very Sorry!

12/10/2019 - What Dionne Warwick Wants for Christmas: Some Rest

12/10/2019 - Which Diva Is the Queen of Dessert? Patti’s Pie, Aretha’s Cobbler, and Dolly’s Pudding Face-Off

12/10/2019 - It Is Fine and Even Good to Leave the Meat in the Mincemeat

12/10/2019 - Christmas Trees Should Wear Sunglasses Instead of Decorations

12/10/2019 - Perennial Congressional Loser Arrested for Stalking

12/10/2019 - Goodbye to SoulCycle, Pedaling to Nowhere

12/10/2019 - The Epstein Accusers Are Tired of the Language Used to Describe Sexual Assault

12/10/2019 - Marianne Jean-Baptiste on Entering the Bizarre World of In Fabric

12/10/2019 - Goodbye to Deranged Celebrity Cults

12/10/2019 - Give Me Some More Impeach the Motherfucker Energy

12/10/2019 - The Monstrous Appeal of the Teddy Coat

12/10/2019 - Jezebel's Cancel Tournament Enters Round 2: The Kardashians and Joe Biden Still in the Running

12/10/2019 - Can Someone Please Tell Me if Sex Bench Owners Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson Broke Up or Not?

12/10/2019 - Cuba Gooding Jr. Accused of Sexual Misconduct by 7 More Women

12/10/2019 - Judge Tossed Out Lawsuit From Anonymous Anti-Vaxxer Parents Alleging Religious Discrimination

12/9/2019 - Name of the Club Where Virginia Giuffre and Prince Andrew Were Allegedly Together Seems a Bit Heavy Handed

12/9/2019 - Cardi B and Offset Brought in Priests to Help With Cheating Problems

12/9/2019 - There's Absolutely No Reason For Your Woman Journalist Character to Sleep With a Source

12/9/2019 - Unwitting Republican Man Now the Face of Reusable Tote Bags

12/9/2019 - Did Horniness Drive Christopher Steele to Gift the Family Tartan to Ivanka Trump? [UPDATED]

12/9/2019 - Goodbye to David Benioff and D. B. Weiss, Two Men You Can't Tell Apart

12/9/2019 - Supreme Court Says It's Fine to Force Kentucky Abortion-Seekers to Listen to Fetal Heartbeat Sounds

12/9/2019 - Great Performances: Amy Sedaris in The Mandalorian

12/9/2019 - This Walmart Christmas Sweater Has Done More Cocaine Than You or Me or Anyone Else, Probably

12/9/2019 - Meghan McCain Is Canceled

12/9/2019 - Peter Strickland on His Retail Nightmare In Fabric and Impossible Filmmaking

12/9/2019 - Our Favorite Jezebel Posts of 2019

12/9/2019 - What $325 Moisturizer Does Medicare Chief Seema Verma Use While Thinking Up More Ways to Be Evil?

12/9/2019 - Work in Progress Redeems Saturday Night Live's Traumatic 'Pat' Character

12/9/2019 - Beyoncé Wants Everyone to 'Get Off My Ovaries!'

12/9/2019 - Astrology, Marriage, and Men: Which 2019 Concepts Should Be Canceled?

12/9/2019 - Lizzo's Thong Dress Is Both Fine and an Unhygienic Nightmare

12/9/2019 - Meryl Streep Gets a Golden Globe Nomination for Big Little Lies Even Though She Didn't Kill Anyone

12/9/2019 - Marianne Williamson Tweets, Deletes Weird Comment Claiming Trump Pardoned Charles Manson

12/8/2019 - Wonder Woman Returns With Resurrected Chris Pine, Great 1980s Fashion

12/8/2019 - I Bet the $120K Banana Didn't Even Taste Good

12/8/2019 - Miley Cyrus Got a 'Freedom' Tattoo, For Some Reason I Can't Possibly Determine

12/8/2019 - Katie Hill Writes About the Torturous Days Around Resignation

12/8/2019 - Caroll Spinney, Puppeteer of the 'Two Best Muppets', Died at 85

12/8/2019 - Alabama Attorney General Isn't Appealing Injunction Blocking Near-Total Abortion Ban

12/8/2019 - Juice Wrld Died After Suffering Apparent Seizure at Chicago Midway

12/7/2019 - Saturday Night Social: Remembering Those Wronged by Executive Order 9066

12/7/2019 - Republicans Willing to Enact Federal Paid Parental Leave If Trump Can Get Space Force

12/7/2019 - Elizabeth Warren and Her Tennis Shoes Are Actually Real Fit

12/7/2019 - Prince Andrew Had to Drive to His Father's House to Get a Royal Ass Whooping

12/7/2019 - R. Kelly's Other Live-In Girlfriend Azriel Clary Got Her Own Place

12/6/2019 - President Trump Just Wants You To Flush Your Poops With Ease and Look Good While You Do It

12/6/2019 - Your Greatest Holiday Party Faux Pas

12/6/2019 - Taylor Swift's 'Christmas Tree Farm' Is Perfect for Panicked Late-Night Shopping Sprees and That's It

12/6/2019 - I'm a Truck Guy Now

12/6/2019 - Kendall Jenner's Fictional Twin Is Getting a Quibi Series, Too

12/6/2019 - I Want the Pink Christmas Tree

12/6/2019 - This Week In Meghan McCain Brings More Unpopular Opinions and Joy Behar's Funeral

12/6/2019 - Uber Says Thousands of Reported Sexual Assaults 'Reflects the World in Which We Operate'

12/6/2019 - Stop Making Reboots

12/6/2019 - Keto, Vapes, and New Milks: It's Time to Cancel Some Lifestyle Trends

12/6/2019 - Portrait of a Lady on Fire's Stars on the Film's Ethical Love Scenes

12/6/2019 - How Nice of Michael Bloomberg to Call Cory Booker 'Well Spoken'

12/6/2019 - We Now Know The Makeup Brand Donald Trump Uses to Get His Face So Orange

12/6/2019 - Kim Kardashian Decorates Home With Large, White Christmas Dildos

12/6/2019 - Cabs Are Heah to Take Snooki Away from Jersey Shore Because She's Retiring

12/6/2019 - It's Not About You, Peloton Husband

12/6/2019 - Five Men Set a Woman on Fire as She Traveled to Court For Her Rape Case

12/6/2019 - A Disturbingly Thorough 2019 Cable Christmas Movie Taxonomy

12/5/2019 - Joycelyn Savage Says an Imposter Actually Published Patreon and Instagram Posts Accusing R. Kelly of Abuse

12/5/2019 - This Is Most Definitely the Way to Prevent Cyberbullying on Your App

12/5/2019 - Indictment Accuses R. Kelly of Marrying Aaliyah By Bribing Official for Fake ID

12/5/2019 - Caitlyn Jenner Banned Mention of O.J. Simpson in the Kardashian House After the Trial

12/5/2019 - How Many Push-Ups Do We Think Joe Biden Can Do?

12/5/2019 - Startups Are Too Often Pretty on the Outside, Shitty on the Inside

12/5/2019 - More Women Sue Lyft, Alleging the Company Ignored Their Sexual Assault Complaints

12/5/2019 - In Knives and Skin, the Lost-Girl Trope Turns Surreal and Overtly Femme

12/5/2019 - Here Comes the 'Yass Queen' Nancy Pelosi Crowd

12/5/2019 - Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello's Ship Name Is Shamila, But It Should Be Scamila

12/5/2019 - An Abbreviated Guide to the New, Massive Prince 1999 Box Set

12/5/2019 - Harry Styles Just Leaked His Own Nudes

12/5/2019 - Jinkx Monsoon and BenDeLaCreme's Gift Guide for the Stars

12/5/2019 - Maybe Kamala Harris Was Never the One

12/5/2019 - Former Playboy Model Embroiled in Trump Scandal Sues Fox

12/5/2019 - The L Word Is Back, and So Is Shane's Beloved Shag

12/5/2019 - Let's Cancel Some Powerful Political Figures

12/5/2019 - National Enquirer Reporters Were So Good at Journalism They Ruined News

12/5/2019 - Pantone's Color of the Year for 2020 Is Boring as Hell!

12/5/2019 - Ma'am... He Will Be Impeached

12/5/2019 - Everyone, Let's Circle Around Justin Timberlake Again and Keep Pointing Our Fingers at Him

12/5/2019 - Get Ready for Season 2 of The Only Good Show About Blogging

12/5/2019 - An Energetic Journey Through Kacey Musgraves's Magical Amazon Christmas Special

12/5/2019 - No More Merry Christmas, It's Mariah Careymas

12/4/2019 - Trump's Sepia-Toned Villains are Stripping 700,000 Americans of Their Access to Food Stamps

12/4/2019 - Lorgia García Peña Rules, Harvard University Drools

12/4/2019 - Jason Derulo Will Not Allow His Dick to be Censored!

12/4/2019 - World's Leading Men Talk Shit Like a Middle School Clique

12/4/2019 - The NFL Is So Sexist That a Top Coach Had to Pose As an Assistant to Get an Interview

12/4/2019 - Let's Stop Congratulating Men About Taking Paternity Leave

12/4/2019 - Love Is Still Dead: Remembering Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck's Whirlwind Tabloid Romance

12/4/2019 - Céline Sciamma on the Brains, Heart, and Feminism of Portrait of a Lady on Fire

12/4/2019 - Baby Yoda, Feelings There Are

12/4/2019 - A Three-Way Bachelor Beef: Rachel Lindsay vs. Raven Gates vs. Colton Underwood

12/4/2019 - The Fight Absolutely No One Wants

12/4/2019 - Everything I Learned From a New Biography of Melania Trump

12/4/2019 - Welcome to Jezebel's Cancel Tournament 2019

12/4/2019 - Betsy DeVos Would Very Much Like Someone to Do Her Job For Her

12/4/2019 - Willie Nelson Quits Smoking Weed the Same Day Hell Freezes Over

12/4/2019 - 'It's Like a Cult': How a Hyped New York Art Gallery Built Its Name on Exploitation

12/4/2019 - Kasi Lemmons 'Wasn't Surprised' About Julia Roberts Possibly Playing Harriet Tubman

12/4/2019 - The Senate Is About to Confirm a Judge Who Is Against Fertility Treatments

12/3/2019 - Will Someone Please Give Mena Massoud a Goddamn Audition?!

12/3/2019 - NYC Ballet Casts Its First Black Dancer to Play the Lead in The Nutcracker

12/3/2019 - This Is a Pretty Good Use of a Cease and Desist, Actually

12/3/2019 - Watch the Horror of Brits Finding Out How Much American Healthcare Costs

12/3/2019 - The Lost Sweet Valley High Theme Song You Never Knew Existed

12/3/2019 - Did the 'Kamala Is a Cop' Meme Help Tank Harris's Campaign?

12/3/2019 - Is Hot New Jesus Fuckable? (Bless)

12/3/2019 - Melania Trump, Lakers Fan

12/3/2019 - Pour One Out for the Man Who Changed Luxury Showering As We Know It

12/3/2019 - Kamala Harris Ends Her Campaign, Yet Pete Buttigieg and Michael Bloomberg Remain

12/3/2019 - What the Hell Is Olivia Wilde Talking About?

12/3/2019 - The Engrossing Illusion of 'What I Spend in a Week' YouTube Videos

12/3/2019 - Elf on the Shelf is Preparing Children For a Dystopian Future

12/3/2019 - Someone, Please Give Solange a Variety Show

12/3/2019 - Megan Rapinoe Officially Best Soccer Player on Earth

12/3/2019 - Sex, Rumors, and the Queen

12/3/2019 - Whatever, Drake Wasn't That Into Her Anyway, Okay?

12/3/2019 - Black Widow Finally Gets the Backstory She Deserves in New Marvel Trailer

12/3/2019 - No One Stunts Like a Diva

12/3/2019 - Awkwafina Plays Her Flailing, Younger Self in Her New Comedy Central Show

12/2/2019 - Virginia Giuffre Is Fighting Back

12/2/2019 - Man Who Used to Be Remembered for Vaping Now Remembered for Campaign Finance Violations

12/2/2019 - Someone Should Explain What a Ghostwriter Is to Vanderpump Rules' Kristen Doute

12/2/2019 - When Pete Listens, What Does He Hear?

12/2/2019 - Pete Davidson Can Now Sue You For Talking About His Jokes

12/2/2019 - The New York Times Wonders If Maybe the Left Is to Blame for Abortion Bans

12/2/2019 - Gifts for the James Charles Lover in Your Life: It's a Sister Secret Santa!

12/2/2019 - This Cat Is Dead

12/2/2019 - I Honestly Love Horny Joe Biden Biting Jill Biden's Finger

12/2/2019 - The Knight Before Christmas Makes No Sense and, Frankly, I Love That

12/2/2019 - Dear Melania, This Shit is Fucking Ugly

12/2/2019 - SAG-AFTRA Launches Investigation Into Gabrielle Union's Firing From America's Got Talent

12/2/2019 - Queen & Slim's Beautiful Betrayal

12/2/2019 - The Firm That Owns 'Fearless Girl' Is Suing the Woman Who Created Her

12/2/2019 - Dating Apps Don't Screen for Sex Offenders Because They Don't Have To

12/2/2019 - Of Course 'Free Thinker' Jenna Jameson Thinks Vaccines Are Bad

12/2/2019 - The Fractured Politics of Naming

12/2/2019 - Lisa Page Wants Donald Trump to Leave Her Alone

12/1/2019 - Rosa Parks Gets Her Own Statue in Montgomery, Alabama

12/1/2019 - Taylor Swift Admits That Cats Is Weird as Hell

12/1/2019 - Olivia Jade Is Back on YouTube

12/1/2019 - It'll Be Absolutely Wild if the Prince Andrew Scandal Causes Prince Charles to Come Out on Top

12/1/2019 - Cory Booker Is Begging for Money Again

12/1/2019 - Hunter Biden Should Just Pay for the Damn Baby

12/1/2019 - Dwyane Wade Continues to be an Excellent and Supportive Dad