8/30/2019 - Remember Mike Pence?
8/30/2019 - The Place You Can No Longer Go Because an Ex Ruined It for You
8/30/2019 - They Don’t Make Them Like Skrillex, Boys Noize, and Ty Dolla $ign’s 'Midnight Hour' Anymore
8/30/2019 - This Dick is Too Big
Insane Pools: Off The Deep End
Is the Best Show for a Lazy Weekend
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater
Soundtrack Made Me a Baby Punk
8/30/2019 - Oh God, Bottoming Drama
8/30/2019 - Cut the Sleeves Off Your T-Shirts to Stay Cool
8/30/2019 - Tiffany Trump and Marla Maples Bond on the Astral Plane
8/30/2019 - Richard Linklater Is Going to Spend 20 Entire Years Adapting
Merrily We Roll Along
8/30/2019 - Summer Reading Diary: Strength and Quietude in Mexico
8/30/2019 - A New Study Finds Breast Cancer Risk from Hormone Replacement Therapy is Much Higher Than Previously Thought
8/30/2019 - Emily Yoffe Back on Her Bullshit—Here's What an Alleged Victim Says She Left Out in Her Latest Contested MeToo Story
8/30/2019 - Is This Shoe OK? Big Toe Heels
The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance
Is the Strangest of Things: A Riveting Long-Form Puppet Show
8/30/2019 - Author Ijeoma Oluo Writes About Aftermath of Swatting Attack
8/30/2019 - John Travolta Is the Father of a Girl
8/30/2019 - Adut Akech Says It's a 'Slap in the Face' to Be Confused With Another Black Model
8/30/2019 - Well It Sure Sounds Like President's Assistant Got Fired for Gossiping About the Trump Family
8/30/2019 - Netflix Hangs Old Navy Out to Dry In
8/29/2019 - NYPD Detectives Accused of Raping a Teenager in a Police Van Will Not Serve Any Jail Time
8/29/2019 - Study Finds There Is No 'Gay Gene,' But Genetics Do Play a Part in Sexuality
8/29/2019 - Garcelle Beauvais Is the Newest Real Housewife of Beverly Hills
8/29/2019 - I Can't Wait to Watch Warren and Sanders Devour Biden Whole
8/29/2019 - Kim Kardashian Helped Free Alice Marie Johnson, Then Got Her to Model for Her Shapewear Line
8/29/2019 - Jeffrey Epstein Allegedly Relied on a 'Ring' of Women to Recruit Victims
8/29/2019 - Workplace Study Finds Men Have Responded to MeToo by Becoming Even Shittier
8/29/2019 - Why Do 'Choreplay' When You Can Just Have an Affair Instead?
8/29/2019 - Who Owns 'Pussy'? Thunderpussy Explains Their Fight to Trademark Their Name
8/29/2019 - Woman Who Gave Birth Alone In a Jail Cell Alleges Her Cries For Help Were Ignored For Hours
8/29/2019 - Well, Brittany Cartwright's ShoeDazzle Collection Kinda Slaps
8/29/2019 - Capitalism's Baby Mania
8/29/2019 - Sorry Haters, Lindsay Lohan's New Joint 'Xanax' Bangs
8/29/2019 - The
New York Times
Would Like You to Know That Some Women Personally Like to Hug Joe Biden
8/29/2019 - Sure, Roman Polanski's 'Controversial' Image is Because of His Filmmaking, Not His Rape of a Child
8/29/2019 - Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes Are Still Not Flirty
8/29/2019 - I’m Inspired by This Instagram Influencer Who Photoshopped the Same Clouds Into All Her Travel Pics
8/29/2019 - Kissing Ass At Miki Agrawal's Butt-Con
8/29/2019 - Pinterest Makes It Harder to Find Anti-Vax Content
8/29/2019 - Sasha Obama Is Starting at the University of Michigan and Her Fellow Students Are Unenthused
8/28/2019 - New York Parents Are Taking Their Kids Out of School to Avoid New Vaccination Requirements
8/28/2019 - Netflix Is Making a Drama Out Of Amy Chozick's Bestselling Clinton Campaign Memoir
8/28/2019 - Pete Davidson Has Taken a New Lover
8/28/2019 - The Hunger Games Have Truly Begun
8/28/2019 - Lana Del Rey Is Finally Living Like 'an Instagram Baddie and/or YouTube Vlogger'
13 Reasons Why
Bungles Its Abortion Subplot, Among Other Things
8/28/2019 - Don't Let
The New Pope
Trailer Fool You—The Weather in Europe Kinda Sucks!
8/28/2019 - TERFs Have Taught the Trump Administration Well
8/28/2019 - The Other Sandwich
8/28/2019 - Study: Porn 'Superfans' Less Sexist Than Your Average Man
8/28/2019 - This Week In Tabloids: Did Wealthy College Student Ava Phillippe Steal Olivia Jade's Job as an Amazon Spokeswoman?
8/28/2019 - Martha Stewart Just Can't Stop Clowning Gwyneth Paltrow
8/28/2019 - BeauTuber Drama Never Rests: Jackie Aina, Patrick Starr, Manny MUA and Chelsie Worthy Are Fighting
8/28/2019 - Donald Trump Is Peak Male Performance
8/28/2019 - The Last Popeyes Chicken Sandwich in America
8/28/2019 - Epstein Accuser on Prince Andrew: 'He Knows Exactly What He’s Done'
8/28/2019 - John Stamos Doesn't Really Know if Lori Loughlin Even Committed a Crime
8/28/2019 - Oh, Look, Victoria's Secret Fucked Up Again
8/28/2019 - Aunt Becky Is Sharing Lawyers With Her Husband, Which Isn't the Best Idea
8/28/2019 - Are You Accidentally Paying $50 a Month to Rihanna?
8/28/2019 - Kellyanne Conway Hummed a Taylor Swift Song on Fox News Because Only Bad Things Happen Now
8/27/2019 - This Movie Is Too Long
8/27/2019 - There Is No More Sandwich
8/27/2019 - Leslie Jones Is Leaving
8/27/2019 - Christmas Has Come Early for President Trump, Thanks to Attorney General Barr
8/27/2019 - Pied Piper, But Make It Fashion
8/27/2019 - 'We All Know He Did Not Act Alone': Jeffrey Epstein Accusers Ask Authorities For Justice
8/27/2019 - What's So 'Off-Putting' About Elizabeth Warren?
Real Housewives of Potomac
's Monique Samuels Explains What It Means to Be 'Messy'
8/27/2019 - Susan Collins Is Awfully Sad No One Wants to Vote for Her
8/27/2019 - Immigration Detention Hotline Featured on
Orange Is the New Black
Abruptly Shut Down
8/27/2019 - YouTuber House Tours Are
for a Generation That Will Never Own a Home
8/27/2019 - Bret Stephens Boldly Went on Television to Defend His Freakout Over a Man Who Likened Him to a Bed Bug
8/27/2019 - Technicolor Sparkles and Flamboyant Energy Dominated the MTV VMAs Red Carpet
8/27/2019 - Now They’re Not Kissing, to Prove That They Kiss
8/27/2019 - Bow Before Timothée Chalamet's Unbelievable Medieval Bowl Cut
8/27/2019 - Are You Sure You Wanna Do That, Aunt Becky?
8/27/2019 - Taylor Swift's
Left Us Charmed But Unmoved
8/27/2019 - Eva Longoria Wants Everyone to Know Who Invented Flamin’ Hot Cheetos
8/27/2019 - Designer Isabel Toledo Is Dead at 59
8/26/2019 - Kim Kardashian's Shapewear Line Has a New Name
8/26/2019 - Praise Be, Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is Out and About Following Cancer Treatment
8/26/2019 - Missy Elliott Annihilated the VMAs Stage
8/26/2019 - Angelina Jolie Did An Ugly Cry
8/26/2019 - Can You Understand What the Fuck Joe Biden Is Saying?
8/26/2019 - Why Is Tim Ryan's 2020 Campaign Selling 'Namaste, America' Shirts?
8/26/2019 - Study Finds Women Perceive Pain Differently Than Men
8/26/2019 - Racist Joe Arpaio Wants to Crawl Back Into His Old Sheriff Job
8/26/2019 - Airline Moved Empty Planes 500 Miles to Ferry Will and Kate to Scotland
8/26/2019 - Natalie Portman Goes to Space, Comes Back Crazy in the
Lucy in the Sky
8/26/2019 - Jezebel Investigates: Does Bill Clinton Hate Loud Music?
8/26/2019 - New Ghislaine Maxwell Allegations Are Another Grim Reminder That Women Are Abusers, Too
8/26/2019 - He's Shroomin'
8/26/2019 - Rihanna's Fashion Show Is Coming to a TV Near You
8/26/2019 - Beware of 'Dangerous' Art
8/26/2019 - Eat Some Muesli, You Dummies
8/26/2019 - Trump's Abortion 'Gag Rule' Is Already Hurting Low-Income Communities
8/26/2019 - James Charles Punishes Hackers by Leaking His Own Nude
8/26/2019 - Harvey Weinstein Is Back in Court on Another Indictment (Updated)
8/26/2019 - The Dogs Look Great
8/26/2019 - Gene Kelly's Widow Is Also Pissed at
Good Morning America
8/25/2019 - Taylor Swift Has Already Toppled
A Star Is Born
8/25/2019 - Leonardo DiCaprio Pledges $5 Million to Help Save the Amazon
8/25/2019 - Disney's New Streaming Service Won't Fuck
8/25/2019 - The Meat Wars Have Begun
8/25/2019 - No One Wants to Live on Womyn's Lands
8/25/2019 - New Taylor Swift Album, Same Old Drama
8/25/2019 - The Trailer for
Escaping the NXIVM Cult
Looks Very Lifetime
8/24/2019 - Saturday Night Social: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Made a New Friend
8/24/2019 - A New Special Prosecutor Will Re-Examine the Jussie Smollett Case
8/24/2019 - Kit Harington Is Really Into Job Security
8/24/2019 - Anonymous Rich People Might Be Fundraising to Hire Michael Jackson's Lawyer for R. Kelly
8/24/2019 - Let Prince George Dance
8/23/2019 - A Recession? In This Economy?
8/23/2019 - Your Petty Dating Dealbreakers
8/23/2019 - Lana Del Rey's 'The Greatest' Is One of Her Greatest
8/23/2019 - Really Gonna Need Ruth Bader Ginsburg to Keep On Trucking Here
8/23/2019 - Through the Looking Glass With Future Capitalist Peppa Pig
8/23/2019 - A$AP Rocky Didn't Let Trump Use Him
8/23/2019 - Priest Who Allegedly Stole from Church and Gave to Grindr Tricks Had the Right Idea
8/23/2019 - Tomi Lahren Says Her New Leggings Represent 'Freedom' and 'the Bill of Rights'
8/23/2019 - 'Hollywood Ripper' Michael Gargiulo Found Guilty of Murdering Ashton Kutcher's Ex
8/23/2019 - Now That
Is Over... What Was
8/23/2019 - Aretha Franklin Was Running Around With Almost $1 Million in Uncashed Checks
8/23/2019 - Buyer Beware When Shopping on Amazon
8/23/2019 - David Koch Is Dead
Isn’t Worth the Controversy
8/23/2019 - Did Seth Moulton Drop Out of the Presidential Race Because Elizabeth Warren Bailed on His 2017 Wedding?
8/23/2019 - Miley Gets the Dogs
8/23/2019 - Christina Hendricks: That's My Hand!
Vita and Virginia
Belabors Queer Romance
8/22/2019 - Lawmakers Cut the Mic of the Only Black Woman Scheduled to Argue Against Tennessee's Abortion Ban
8/22/2019 - Adam Driver Season Is Now in Full Swing With
8/22/2019 - Asking Kirsten Dunst About Kissing Brad Pitt When She Was 11 Years Old Is Still 'Gross'
8/22/2019 - I'm a Virgo Sun With Lincoln Chafee Rising
8/22/2019 - California State Senator and Sponsor of Pro-Vaccine Bills Was Assaulted by a Man Who Said He Should Be 'Hung for Treason'
8/22/2019 - Heidi Klum's Halloween Costume Involves Squatting
8/22/2019 - Summer Reading Diary: Blood, Sweat, and Tears
8/22/2019 - In the Midst of Harry and Meghan's Private Jet Drama, Will and Kate Flew Commercial
8/22/2019 - Smiling Nihilism
8/22/2019 - Missy Elliott Is Giving Us a 'Collection of New Songs,' Also Known As an ALBUM
8/22/2019 - Naomi Campbell Turns to YouTube After
Accuses Her of Fraternizing With Jeffrey Epstein
8/22/2019 - Jeffrey Epstein Allegedly Promised A Victim's Family That He'd Help Her Receive Treatment For An Eating Disorder
8/22/2019 - The Parkland Survivors Can See American Gun Violence Very Clearly
8/22/2019 - No, Normani Did Not Get That Iconic Basketball Move in One Take
8/22/2019 - Titanic, Still Wrecked
8/22/2019 - Say Hello to Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Fox News Contributor
8/22/2019 - Is This Shoe OK? Robert De Niro’s Platform Oxfords on the Set of
8/22/2019 - Bethenny Frankel Has Left the Building
8/22/2019 - Jeffrey Epstein’s New Will Sets Up Another Roadblock For Victims Seeking Justice
8/22/2019 - Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes to Bring Their PDA to the VMAs
8/21/2019 - Jamie Foxx Would Like to Have a Word
8/21/2019 - Taylor Swift Acknowledges That Spelling Is Bullshit
8/21/2019 - Liam Hemsworth Has Filed for Divorce From Miley Cyrus
8/21/2019 - The President Is on Some Real Shit Right Now, Honestly
8/21/2019 - 9 More Lawsuits Accuse Boy Scouts of America of Incubating Sexual Abuse
8/21/2019 - Cardi B Is the Buttercup
8/21/2019 - The Celebrity Beauty Secret I'll Never Forget
8/21/2019 - Trump Administration Wants to Detain Migrant Children Indefinitely
8/21/2019 - Bill de Blasio's True Voice—
8/21/2019 - Flamboyantly Unbound
8/21/2019 - The Real Housewives Turn Down Offers for Free Plastic Surgery 'All The Time'
8/21/2019 - This Week In Tabloids: Marvel Co-Stars Angelina Jolie and Chris Hemsworth Are Definitely in Love
8/21/2019 - Prince Andrew is Testing the Royals' Playbook For Scandal
8/21/2019 - Here's a
: Charlize Theron Is a Dead Ringer for Megyn Kelly
8/21/2019 - Zephyr Teachout on Going From a 'Curiosity' to a Progressive Trailblazer
8/21/2019 - Aunt Becky Couldn’t Believe She Was Doing Anything 'Different Than Donating Money for a Library'
8/21/2019 - YouTube Will Reportedly Turn Off Targeted Ads on Kids' Videos
8/21/2019 - Regular Kids Roll in the Dirt All Summer, Rich Kids Go to Fashion Camp
8/21/2019 - I Could Watch Bernie Sanders Play Competent Softball on a Loop Until I Die
8/21/2019 - Woman Claims She Could Not Stop Shitting Herself After Eating at Lisa Vanderpump's SUR
8/21/2019 - Nooooooooo, Not Tom Holland!!!!!
8/21/2019 - Sean Spicer to Cha-Cha With James Van Der Beek and Others on
Dancing with the Stars
8/21/2019 - Turns Out That Ivanka Has Mostly Bad Ideas and Absolutely No Power
8/21/2019 - Harvey Weinstein Wants to Move His Trial Out of Manhattan
8/20/2019 - New Accusers Say Epstein Abused Them With Sex Toys, Raped Teen After She Told Him She Was a Virgin
8/20/2019 - Will Someone Please Buy Me This $850K Private Island in New York?
8/20/2019 - Ladies, Larry King Is Single Again
8/20/2019 - Space Pence Is Ready to Do Space Force
8/20/2019 - This Angels & Airwaves Video Seems Like an Incel Fantasy
8/20/2019 - Kirsten Gillibrand Is Wondering About the Other Seven Women Who Accused Al Franken
8/20/2019 - What's Going On In This Donald Trump Fan Art?
8/20/2019 - Binge-Watching My Way Through Corporate America
8/20/2019 - Y'all, They Were Out of the Damn Sandwich
8/20/2019 - Mya Says We Can Leave Hip-Hugger Jeans in the Past
8/20/2019 - Pig Beach Is Dead
8/20/2019 - Scarlett Johansson and Adam Driver Portray a Fractured Marriage in Dual Trailers
8/20/2019 - Once Again, Women Casually Dominated the Hugo Awards
8/20/2019 - Did This Instagram Influencer Stage a Photo Shoot of Her Motorcycle Wreck or Nah?
8/20/2019 - Katie Holmes Crushes Enemies Beneath the Sole of Her Heeled Flip Flop
8/20/2019 - Justice for Harry Styles's Many Nipples
8/20/2019 - The Conversation About Billie Eilish's Clothing Is Exhausting
8/20/2019 - Jill Biden Is Begging You to Hold Your Nose and Vote for Her Husband
8/20/2019 - If I Wear Thrifted Makeup, Will I Get a Disease?
8/20/2019 - Vaping May Actually Be Bad
8/19/2019 - Billie Eilish's 'Bad Guy' Finally Dethroned 'Old Town Road'
8/19/2019 - It Seems Like Those Images of Ghislaine Maxwell At In-N-Out Were Fake
8/19/2019 - Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes Are Over and It's Probably Our Fault
8/19/2019 - Planned Parenthood Is Withdrawing From Title X Federal Funds Over Trump-Era Abortion Gag Rule
8/19/2019 - Look Who Decided to Show Up to the Party
8/19/2019 - Salvadoran Rape Victim Sentenced to 30 Years in Prison For Stillbirth Is Finally Free
8/19/2019 - There Are Too Many Internet Mattress Companies
8/19/2019 - The Lie of MeToo Going 'Too Far'
8/19/2019 - Do You Know What Joe Alwyn Looks Like?
8/19/2019 - I Hate That This Rami Malek Profile Made Me Fall in Love With Rami Malek Again
8/19/2019 - Ryan Murphy Has Finally Gotten Around to Seeing
8/19/2019 - 'I Have a Conceptual Memory of Being Born': These Are the Unhinged Men Who Want to Ban Abortion in Tennessee
8/19/2019 - Writer Kimberly King Parsons on Bodies, Blood Banks, and Her New Book of Uncanny Short Stories
8/19/2019 - Crisis Pregnancy Centers Are Now Using a Google Loophole to Target Pregnant Women
8/19/2019 - Look at All These Celebrities Fighting Climate Change With Private Jets!
8/19/2019 - Meet Mr. Bling Colombia, the Artist Behind This Massive Swarovski Crystal Portrait of Tiffany Trump
8/19/2019 - Chad Johnson Has Dramatic Thoughts on Everyone in
8/19/2019 - Car Movie Spinoff Actor Dwayne Johnson and Lauren Hashian Secretly Married in Hawaii
8/19/2019 - What Do Cooking Shows Need? More Food Shot Out of a Cannon, and Tituss Burgess
8/19/2019 - Prince Andrew Was Shocked,
to Find Out About Jeffrey Epstein's Alleged Sex Trafficking Ring
8/18/2019 - Everyone From
Boy Meets World
Is an Adult Now
8/18/2019 - Alligator Life Imitates Alligator Art in Florida
8/18/2019 - Kaitlynn Carter Has Already Met Miley's Mom
8/18/2019 - RIP Marium, You Were Too Good for Us
8/18/2019 - Here Are Some Things I Imagine 'Thank U, Next' Perfume Might Smell Like
8/18/2019 - Hundreds March In Mexico City to Demand Action Against Police Accused of Rape
8/18/2019 - Mark Halperin Is Getting a 'Second Chance' Much Sooner Than Expected
8/18/2019 - Like So Many of Us, George R.R. Martin Has
Game of Thrones
8/17/2019 - Saturday Night Social: I Am Horrified by the Unnatural Alliance of Pickles and Oreos
8/17/2019 - The Mormon Church Has Released a Guide Aimed at Protecting Children From the Evils of Coffee
8/17/2019 - The TSA Has Finally Fired Someone for Being a Jerk
8/17/2019 - CVS Might Make It Even More Difficult to Get Birth Control
8/17/2019 - Cardi B and Nicki Minaj Are Back At It
8/16/2019 - Greenland Tells Trump That They Are Not For Sale, Actually!
8/16/2019 - Tell Us About Your Best Birthday
8/16/2019 - Miley Cyrus’s ‘Slide Away’ Is a Gorgeous Rumination on a Failed Marriage
8/16/2019 - Björk Wants to Put the Sounds of Birds in Your Mouth
8/16/2019 - Should I Buy This? A Faux Fur Jacket for an Aging Raver and Slip-On Sandals for Gallivanting About
8/16/2019 - I Hate These Chairs
8/16/2019 - Medical Examiner Quoted in
Story Suggesting Epstein Could Have Been Strangled Has Some Fairly Urgent Clarifications
8/16/2019 - Harvey Weinstein May Face Yet Another Indictment Leading Up to Sexual Assault Trial
8/16/2019 - New Trump Religious Exemption Rule Is Bad News For Those Who Are Pregnant and Unmarried
8/16/2019 - How On Earth Did I Miss Chace Crawford's Enormous Dong in
8/16/2019 - NRA Spent Thousands Of Dollars Of Donor Funds On Hair and Makeup For CEO's Wife
8/16/2019 - Reputable Podcast Host Whitney Port Did Not Bone Leonardo DiCaprio
8/16/2019 - It's Normani's World Now And We're Just Living In It
8/16/2019 - Misandrist Sharks, At Last:
47 Meters Down Uncaged
8/16/2019 - Eleven Percent of Millennials Are 'Always' Lonely, Which Seems Low
8/16/2019 - Pete Buttigieg Turned Down Tom Ford's Offer to Turn Him Into a Character From American Psycho
8/15/2019 - Cheap Mrs. Maisel Gas Made Los Angeles Traffic Even Worse
8/15/2019 - Gigi Hadid and Tyler Cameron Have Entered the Road Trip Phase of Their Relationship
8/15/2019 - Ghislaine Maxwell, Jeffrey Epstein's Alleged Co-Abuser, Has Resurfaced at an In-N-Out Burger
8/15/2019 - Beto O'Rourke Is Relaunching His Presidential Campaign... Again
8/15/2019 - My Favorite Comedian Is
Star Stassi Schroeder
8/15/2019 - Counting Crows Singer Adam Duritz Has a New Hairdo and My Dad Has Thoughts
8/15/2019 - Bernie Sanders and Cardi B Made a Really Great Infomercial
8/15/2019 - Is This Shoe OK? Opening Ceremony x Skechers' Energy Sneaker
8/15/2019 - Funny Timing: After a Trump Tweet, Israel Bars Reps. Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib From Entering the Country [UPDATED]
8/15/2019 - What Does 'Dress Like a Latina' Even Mean?
8/15/2019 - In Defense of Amy, the Best March Sister
8/15/2019 - Hundreds Have Already Filed Suit Under New York's Child Victim's Act
8/15/2019 - Lil Nas X Is Bigger Than the Beatles
8/15/2019 - Advice for the End of the World: Lasik, Water Storage, and Musings On Fertility
8/15/2019 - Miley Cyrus Has Landed Back in Los Angeles
8/15/2019 - All the Best
Bachelor in Paradise
Drama Is Happening Off the Show
8/15/2019 - This Week's 'Shut Up Tarantino' Is Brought to You By Bruce Lee's Daughter
8/15/2019 - Battle Hymn of the #Boymom
8/15/2019 - Danny Masterson's Alleged Victims Are Suing the Church of Scientology for Stalking, Harassment
8/14/2019 - Researchers Find That Arctic Ice Is Filled With Microplastic
8/14/2019 - Little Penises and Other Tiny Artifacts Were Discovered in Pompeii
8/14/2019 - Maybe Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth's Breakup Wasn't So Amicable After All
8/14/2019 - President Trump's New 'Gun Expert' Is... His Fuckwad Son, Don Jr.
8/14/2019 - Steve King Isn't Sure We'd Even HAVE Humans Without Rape or Incest
8/14/2019 - Why People Only See Money in Mia Khalifa's Story
8/14/2019 - The Lingering Aftermath of an ICE Raid
8/14/2019 - Shannen Doherty Has, Uh, 'Interesting' Things to Say About Feuding With
8/14/2019 - Melania Trump's Midsummer Christmas Omen
8/14/2019 - Glenn Thrush Kept His Book Advance Following Sexual Misconduct Allegations, but Co-Author Maggie Haberman Didn't
8/14/2019 - It's Only a Matter of Time Before Condé Nast Promotes Anna Wintour All The Way to 'God'
8/14/2019 - This Week In Tabloids: Let's Watch Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello Learn How to Kiss Another Human on the Mouth!
8/14/2019 - The Hot New Scammer Is This Serial Wedding Crasher
8/14/2019 - The Pumpkin Spice Onslaught Begins Now, Gird Your Loins
8/14/2019 - Your Guide to Some Guy Gigi Hadid Is Maybe Dating
8/14/2019 - Christine Hallquist Reflects on 2018 Loss: 'Vermont Likes Its White Men'
8/14/2019 - When Did America Decide That Women Do, In Fact, Be Shopping?
8/14/2019 - Does Simon Cowell Remind You Of Someone?
8/14/2019 - These Gay Penguins Should Sue If Their Adoption Doesn't Work Out
8/14/2019 - Not Even the Police Are Strong Enough to Stop Megan Thee Stallion's Hot Girl Summer
8/14/2019 - Exactly How Much Will
Milk the Alleged Jussie Smollett Attack?
8/14/2019 - Jeffrey Epstein's Jail Guards Were, Quite Literally, Sleeping On the Job
8/14/2019 - Merry Christmas, From the Mother of Dragons
8/14/2019 - I Regret to Report That Harry Styles Won't Be Our Prince Eric, After All
New York Times
Demotes Bad Tweet Machine Jonathan Weisman
8/13/2019 - Britney Spears Goes to Target All the Time Like a Normal Person
8/13/2019 - Miley and Liam Seem Exhausting, Honestly
8/13/2019 - How Dry Is Pete Buttigieg's Skin Right Now?
8/13/2019 - Is 'Fredo' the Italian N-Word? I Asked the 3 Most Italian Women I Know for Answers
8/13/2019 - Your Taste Isn't Politics
8/13/2019 - What Happened to Dean?
8/13/2019 - Cate Blanchett Just Wants to Retire, Read Proust, and Rest Her Bunions
8/13/2019 - Puppets! Get Your Puppets Here in
The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance
8/13/2019 - Terrible Asshole Would Like to Update "The New Colossus"
8/13/2019 - 'How Do You Say No To God?': Opera Star Placido Domingo Accused of Sexually Harassing Women Colleagues For Decades
8/13/2019 - Are You Ready to Cry When Beth Dies?
8/13/2019 - Dogs With Inner Monologues, Ranked
8/13/2019 - The Princess Diana Musical Is Coming to Broadway
8/13/2019 - When An Infamous Pedophile Tells You Who He Is, Maybe Believe Him
8/13/2019 - Katy Perry Accused of Sexual Misconduct by Model Who Starred in 'Teenage Dream' Music Video
8/13/2019 - Melania Betrayed—Again!
8/13/2019 - Odell Beckham Jr.'s Got a Very Nice Lamp
8/13/2019 - African American Museum Vandalized a Month After Its Founder Was Murdered
8/12/2019 - Don't Try to Blackmail Whitney Cummings (Or Anyone)
8/12/2019 - The FBI Descends On Jeffrey Epstein's 'Pedophile Island'
8/12/2019 - Halsey Won't Let the Trolls Fuck With Miley Cyrus
8/12/2019 - Ivanka Trump Is Bad at Everything
8/12/2019 - The Real Jeffrey Epstein Scandal Has Unfolded In Front of an Indifferent Public For Decades
8/12/2019 - The Lecherous Ghost of Leonardo DiCaprio's 'Pussy Posse' Gets Resurrected
8/12/2019 - Introducing Wet Suit Don Jr.
The Lion King
Remake Is Best Experienced in 4DX
8/12/2019 - The Ohio Shooter Was Just Another Misogynist With a Gun
8/12/2019 - Kim Cattrall Can't Stop Talking About
Sex and the City 3
, a Movie that Does Not Exist
8/12/2019 - Finally, MTV Will Give Missy Elliott the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award at VMAs
8/12/2019 - The Fear Is the Point
8/12/2019 - Daytime TV Is Very Serious Business in the First
8/12/2019 - The Guy Who Found the Titanic Is Looking for Amelia Earhart's Plane
Does the '80s and Times Square Gets Gentrified
8/12/2019 - The Agony and the Ecstasy of Presidential Candidates Going Hard at the Iowa State Fair
8/12/2019 - Liam Hemsworth's No Good, Very Bad Sad Boy Summer
8/12/2019 - Guards in Charge of Jeffrey Epstein Were Reportedly Working 'Extreme' Overtime Shifts When He Died
8/12/2019 - Simone Biles Keeps Winning
8/11/2019 - BTS Is on a Break
8/11/2019 - Here Is a Perfectly Nice Blog Post About Taylor Swift Dancing at Her Own Party
8/11/2019 - Marianne Williamson Believes in 'Redemption' for Former Bernie Adviser Accused of Sexual Harassment
8/11/2019 - The Hilary Swank Movie About Hunting Republicans for Sport Will Not Be Coming to Theaters
8/11/2019 - Could Someone Make Gwyneth Paltrow a List of People She Has Appeared in Movies With?
8/11/2019 - Miley Is Going to Be Just Fine
8/10/2019 - Saturday Night Social: Maddox Jolie-Pitt Is All Grown Up
8/10/2019 - Pit Bulls Are Allowed to Fly Delta Again
8/10/2019 - Apparently, Nike's 'Just Do It' Slogan Was Inspired by a Murderer's Last Words
8/10/2019 - In News That Should Surprise No One, Kid Rock Is Both Sexist and Wrong
8/10/2019 - Jeffrey Epstein Has Died By Suicide
8/9/2019 - Behold Our Glistening President
8/9/2019 - Tell Us Your Most Boring Story
8/9/2019 - Megan Thee Stallion and Nicki Minaj's 'Hot Girl Summer' Is Here to Save Us
8/9/2019 - The
New York Times
Has Some Very Arcane Tips On How to Get Your Fat Ass Into a Wedding Dress
8/9/2019 - 'It Was Biological, Like Eating': Records Reveal The Powerful Men Allegedly Associated With Jeffrey Epstein's Trafficking Ring
8/9/2019 - Tiffany Haddish Has Invented The Best Weird Drink Order
8/9/2019 - Let's Fight About Which Ice Cream Treat Is the Best
8/9/2019 - The Insular, Gossip-Fueled World of YouTube Drama Channels
8/9/2019 - Thank God, Someone Is Making a Documentary About Jackie Collins
8/9/2019 - The El Paso Shooting Survivors Didn't Want To Meet Trump, So He Found a Baby Who Would
8/9/2019 - Jezebel Investigates: Why Are RVs So Fucking Hideous?
8/9/2019 - This Is the Same Guy Who Lost 2 Other Presidential Elections, If You Can Believe It
8/9/2019 - Yet Another USC Doctor Has Been Accused of Sexual Assault
8/9/2019 - No One Wanted to Hear What Rosanna Arquette Had to Say About Being 'White and Privileged'
8/9/2019 - Confident Rando Threatens to Sue Lady Gaga For Allegedly Stealing 'Shallow'
8/9/2019 - The Theater of ICE
8/9/2019 - The Trump Administration Is Cyanide Bombing Coyotes Now
8/8/2019 - Facial-Recognition Technology Is Perfect Fodder for a New Breed of Summer Camp Horror Movies
8/8/2019 - Tracy Anderson Is Cashing in on the Equinox Outrage
Bachelor In Paradise's
Blake Has Forced Me to Agree With Dean, Which I Can Never Forgive
8/8/2019 - Elizabeth Warren Loves a Good Porch
8/8/2019 - Victoria's Secret's Les Wexner Is Conveniently Distancing Himself From Buddy Jeffrey Epstein
8/8/2019 - You Only Need One Outfit
8/8/2019 - The Impossible Task of Predicting a Shooting
8/8/2019 - The 'Pro-Life Generation' Is Ready to Weaponize Feminism
8/8/2019 - Karamo Brown's
Season 4 Jackets, Ranked From Least to Most
8/8/2019 - How Many Seconds of Antoni Porowski's SponCon Mukbang Can You Get Through?
8/8/2019 - What’s Up With Brooke Houts, the YouTuber Under Investigation for Possible Animal Abuse?
8/8/2019 - Rachel Monroe's
Examines the Complicated Reasons Women Love True Crime
8/8/2019 - Fuck Equinox, Join the YMCA Instead
8/8/2019 - The Chaos and Confusion of Losing a Parent to an ICE Raid
8/8/2019 - How Will They Make the Real Dogs Kiss?
8/8/2019 - Taylor Swift Explains Her Recent LGBTQ Advocacy to
8/8/2019 - Just Because Beyoncé Posts Some Nice Pictures on Instagram Doesn't Mean She's Pregnant!
's Season 1 Was Equal Parts Fantasy and Condemnation
Subjects Are Suing Netflix For Portraying Their Illnesses as Fake
8/8/2019 - Gwyneth Paltrow's Beloved 'V-Steam' Procedure Leaves Woman With Second Degree Burns
8/7/2019 - People Are Ditching Their Equinox and SoulCycle Memberships in Protest Over Trump Fundraiser
8/7/2019 - Halle Berry Attributes Her Fame to Cutting Off All Her Hair
8/7/2019 - Bernie Sanders Will Not Scream and Take Off His Clothes
8/7/2019 - Every Awards Show Should Be Hosted Like
8/7/2019 - Please Join Me in Dying Instantly
8/7/2019 - Lucy Flores Wants the Democratic Party to Practice What It Preaches
8/7/2019 - Ivanka Learns How to Dog-Whistle
8/7/2019 - Tana Mongeau Admits That She Is Not Legally Married to JakePaul But #JANA Is Eternal
8/7/2019 - Journey Inside Hoots, the Breast-less, Unsexy Hooters for No One
8/7/2019 - This Week In Tabloids: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Are Desperately Fighting for Control of a Haunted French Chateau
8/7/2019 - After Sexual Abuse Allegations, James Levine Is Still Getting a Settlement
8/7/2019 - How 'Alone' Can the
8/7/2019 - Candace Bushnell Calls Tinder What It Is: Absolutely Miserable
8/7/2019 - Netflix's
Is Basically a Fucked Up Rom-Com Starring Mothers and Sons
8/7/2019 - After a Rocky Time Under Walmart, Modcloth Is Reportedly For Sale
8/7/2019 - Cyntoia Brown's Freedom Comes With Strings
8/7/2019 - Beyoncé Is Now In the Smithsonian
8/7/2019 - Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott Are Probably Not Getting Married in Italy, Maybe?
8/7/2019 - Luna Tolentino: The Next Big Dog
8/7/2019 - A Federal Judge Has Blocked an Arkansas Law Banning Abortions After 18 Weeks
8/6/2019 - Marie Kondo Claims She's Not Perfect, Which Is of Course Not True
8/6/2019 - The Clinton Scandal Will Be
American Crime Story
's Next American Crime
's Antoni Is Single Again
8/6/2019 - Why Is It That 23 Billionaires Love Pete Buttigieg But Zero Billionaires Love Me?
8/6/2019 - Tyrese Gibson Was Right All Along?
8/6/2019 - I'm Reluctantly Inspired By This Hellacious, Truly Petty Pink Emoji Revenge House
8/6/2019 - Advice for the End of the World: Simulations, Flesh-Eating Bacteria, and the Meaning of Happiness
8/6/2019 - Barbie Ferreira on
, Depicting Real Teens, and the Limits of 'Body Positivity'
8/6/2019 - Casey Affleck Is an Ally Now?
8/6/2019 - Toni Morrison on Solidarity and the Labor of Writing Is Still Relevant Nearly 40 Years Later
8/6/2019 - Sponsor of Ohio's Six-Week Abortion Ban Believes Drag Queens, Immigrants Are to Blame for Mass Shootings
8/6/2019 - A Chat With Jia Tolentino, Woman Famous for Writing a Story About a Man Who Had Sex With a Dolphin
8/6/2019 - Author Toni Morrison, a Supreme Voice, Has Died at 88
8/6/2019 - CGI Stores Misunderstand the Fundamental Joys of Shopping
8/6/2019 - Hell Is This Rose Petal Mess Travis Scott ‘Gifted’ Kylie Jenner for Her 22nd Birthday
8/6/2019 - Mariah Carey
Know Her (Current President Hillary Clinton)
8/6/2019 - Everyone Has Received the Call to Star on the
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Except Tori Spelling
8/6/2019 - R. Kelly Faces Prostitution Charges for Soliciting a Minor Who Asked Him for an Autograph
8/6/2019 - Victoria's Secret Executive Who Gave Disastrous Interview Finally Leaves the Company
8/6/2019 - The Strange Political Ascent of Alyssa Milano
8/6/2019 - In
Bachelor in Paradise
, Trust No Blakes
8/6/2019 - Afton Williamson Identifies Demetrius Grosse As the Guest Star Who Allegedly Harassed Her
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
Trailer Features New Lana Del Rey Cover
8/5/2019 - In High School, Dayton Gunman Kept a List of Students He Wanted to Kill and Rape
8/5/2019 - Hanging Out With Gigi Hadid Is Ruining Tyler Cameron's
8/5/2019 - Tribute Post to Mitch McConnell's Patio
8/5/2019 - The Re-Victimization of Gun Violence Survivors on the Border
8/5/2019 - A Leaked Google Memo Exposes The Fallacy of 'Generous' Parental Leave
8/5/2019 - It Is Time to Witness Rihanna at Crop Over 2019
8/5/2019 - Donald Trump Jr. Would Like His Family to Be the Only Ones Accused of Doing Crimes, Thank You
8/5/2019 - Of Course Ivanka Trump Loves Ayn Rand
8/5/2019 - Is This Shoe OK? Boat Shoe Edition
8/5/2019 - Emma Watson Launches Free Legal Hotline for Workplace Sexual Harassment Advice
8/5/2019 - Calling on Donald Trump to Denounce White Supremacy Is a Joke
8/5/2019 - Bughead Is Back On
8/5/2019 - Snopes Is Fighting With a Right Wing Humor Site, With Satire So Unfunny it Reads Like Fake News
8/5/2019 - Spinderella's Lawsuit Against Salt-N-Pepa Gets Messier
8/5/2019 - Camille Grammer's Alleged Racist Remarks Edited Out of
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
8/5/2019 - Why Ask the Question When You Already Know the Answer?
8/5/2019 - Transphobic Company Victoria's Secret Suddenly Hires Openly Trans Model
Flip It Like Disick
Has No Personality
8/5/2019 - Here's a Nice Story About Two Women Getting Married Onstage at a Broadway Play
8/4/2019 - Don't Expect HBO Max's
Reboot to Show 30 Penises
8/4/2019 - Ivanka Trump Isn't Fooling Anybody
's Afton Williamson Quits Show After Showrunner Allegedly Ignored Racist Bullying, Sexual Harassment
8/4/2019 - Universities Are Now Building Shopping Malls on Campus Because Students Weren't Broke Enough
8/4/2019 - Despite Being a Best-Selling Author, Jane Austen Was Paid Very Little
8/4/2019 - Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson Either Are or Are Not Married
8/4/2019 - Barbra Streisand Continues to Bait Trump With 'Send in the Clowns' Parody
8/4/2019 - Products Designed for Postpartum Bodies Are Finally Coming to a Target Near You
8/3/2019 - Saturday Night Social: Badass 91-Year-Old Diane Hoffman Sets Track and Field World Record
8/3/2019 - The White House Threatened Sweden With 'Negative Consequences' Over A$AP Rocky's Release
8/3/2019 - Entenmann's Recalls Plastic-Laced Cookies I Would Still Maybe Eat
8/3/2019 - Jeffrey Epstein's Disgusting Helicopter Is for Sale
Hannah Brown Has Finally Chosen Correctly
8/2/2019 - We Finally Beat the Soviet Union, Thank God
8/2/2019 - Tell Us About a Horrifying Thing Your Fuck Buddy Has in Their Home
8/2/2019 - Ariana Grande's 'Boyfriend' Will Go Hard at Karaoke
8/2/2019 - Follow This Swimming Cat's Example and Go to the Pool Immediately
8/2/2019 - Summer Reading: Quashing End-of-Summer Panic With Media Histories and Costumed Mysteries
8/2/2019 - This Week in Meghan McCain Brings Us a Return to Love for Marianne Williamson and David Spade
Upends the Common Narrative of White Liberal Guilt
8/2/2019 - Can We Agree That Neither of These Idiots Should Be Debating Antidepressants?
8/2/2019 - Meet the Democratic Wife Guys of 2020
8/2/2019 - Does
Know Who Its Readers Are?
8/2/2019 - Jennifer Kent's Brutal New Film
Spits on Your Colonialism
8/2/2019 - Muscular Stars of
Fast & Furious
Have Very Particular Demands for Fight Scenes
8/2/2019 - Revisiting That Time Kamala Harris Was in a Reality Show About Lil' Kim Going to Prison
8/2/2019 - A Guide to Marianne Williamson's Outrageously Large Collection of Celebrity Friends
8/2/2019 - Prankster Tana Mongeau Promises She Did Not Prank Us With Alleged Prank Wedding
8/2/2019 - The Only Political Journalist I Care About Is the 10-Year-Old Who Spoke With Marianne Williamson About Her Dead Cat
8/2/2019 - Tyra Banks Is Casting Real People... For a Graphic Novel?
8/2/2019 - Presidential Biographers Absolutely
to Find That Ronald Reagan Was Racist
8/1/2019 - Katy Perry Owes a Buttload of Money for Allegedly Ripping Off That Christian Rap
8/1/2019 - Study Finds That Humans Are Even Racist Toward Robots
8/1/2019 - Rest Easy, The World's Billionaires Have Formed a Yacht Flotilla to Fight Climate Change
8/1/2019 - It's Always Sad When a Beautiful Friendship Ends in a Bidding War Over a $41 Million Mansion
8/1/2019 - This Isn't a Fucking Wrestling Match
8/1/2019 - Advertising Has Invaded Fortune Cookies
8/1/2019 - CBS Says Pauley Perrette’s Allegations That
Star Mark Harmon Assaulted Her Have Been 'Resolved'
8/1/2019 - Were Aunt Becky’s Influencer Daughters Kicked Out of Their USC Sorority? Does Anything Matter?
8/1/2019 - Have You Met Ivanka's New Dog Yet?
13 Reasons Why
Pivots to Murder
8/1/2019 - Here Is Joe Biden's 1981 Op-Ed That Sure Seems to Suggest Mothers Shouldn't Work Outside the Home
8/1/2019 - Julianne Hough Joins the Club of Women Who Are Not Straight–With Husbands!
8/1/2019 - Ashley Wagner, Olympic Figure Skater, Writes About Being Sexually Assaulted at 17
8/1/2019 - Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Taught Me to Use My Instagram Follows as a Weapon
8/1/2019 - Last Night's Debate Felt a Little Too Similar to
for Julia Louis-Dreyfus
8/1/2019 - The August Reckoning Starts Now
8/1/2019 - Antoni Thinks He Can Say 'Olive Oil Drizzle' and That Makes Him a Food Expert
8/1/2019 - The Best
Couple Is Engaged
8/1/2019 - A.J. Calloway Is Fired From
Following Sexual Assault Investigation