Sitemap: 2019 April | Jezebel

4/29/2019 - The Society Promises a Very New England Take on Lord of the Flies

4/29/2019 - Things Are Not Going Well for Woodstock 50

4/29/2019 - Robert Pattinson's Relationships Are All Fine, Please Leave Him Alone About Them

4/29/2019 - Goodbye, Rod!

4/29/2019 - 'Motherhood' Is Untenable

4/29/2019 - It's Only A Matter of Time Before Everyone Is An Influencer

4/29/2019 - Is It Even Possible to Make a Good Charles Manson Movie?

4/29/2019 - Donald Trump Invokes the 'Murderous Mother' of Anti-Abortion Myths

4/29/2019 - Daenerys Must Now Murder Her Nephew-Lover Jon and Claim the Iron Throne

4/29/2019 - Make More Rom-Coms About Late Bloomers

4/29/2019 - Trouble in the House of Windsor

4/29/2019 - I Would Absolutely Read Stacey Abrams's New Young Adult Fantasy Novels

4/29/2019 - The Fascist, the Flat, and the High Heel

4/29/2019 - The Best Scenes From Game of Thrones' Epic Battle

4/29/2019 - The Good Place's Janet Could Have Been a 13-Year-Old Boy

4/29/2019 - Prince William Has 'No Idea' When Meghan Markle and Prince Harry's Royal Baby Is Due

4/29/2019 - The Fate of the Chrises in Avengers: Endgame

4/29/2019 - New York Magazine Details Horrifying Alleged Sex Cult at Sarah Lawrence College

4/29/2019 - Arya Stark Is the One True King

4/28/2019 - There's Only One Right Response to Meghan McCain

4/28/2019 - Game of Thrones Decompression Corner: Let's Talk About Our Freakin Feelings!

4/28/2019 - Spring's Hottest Looks Hit the Catwalk at the NRA's Concealed-Carry Fashion Show

4/28/2019 - Sally Rooney Would Like Everyone to Shut Up About Her Already

4/28/2019 - Dunkin' Donuts Has Released Munchkins-Inspired Lip Balm for Some Reason

4/28/2019 - Sigourney Weaver Surprised the High School Cast of Alien: The Play

4/28/2019 - Boogotti Is Safe, But the Dognapper Remains at Large

4/28/2019 - The Brady Bunch Does Not Prove Measles Is Harmless

4/28/2019 - Follow-Up Documentary Will Explore the Impact of Surviving R. Kelly

4/27/2019 - Saturday Night Social: Pig Cafes Are The Future of Drinking Coffee Near Animals

4/27/2019 - Study Confirms Rich Men Should Shut Up

4/27/2019 - New York Archdiocese Releases List of 120 Clergymen Accused of Sexually Abusing Children

4/27/2019 - Anita Hill: 'There Needs to Be an Apology to the American Public'

4/27/2019 - Tiffany Haddish On Experiencing Homelessness: 'I'm So Happy We Have Come This Far'

4/26/2019 - I'm Baby

4/26/2019 - The Most Confounding Thing You've Ever Seen at a Concert

4/26/2019 - Madonna and Maluma's 'Medellín' Cannot Be Unseen

4/26/2019 - This Week in Meghan McCain Brings Us Mob Wives Commentary and a Series of Very Stern Looks

4/26/2019 - Glitter, Glam, and Bad Bunny's Acrylic Fingernails Ruled the Billboard Latin Music Awards

4/26/2019 - Pigeonholing Lizzo's 'Body Positivity' Says More About Everyone Else Than Her Art

4/26/2019 - Media Blocked from Harvey Weinstein Pretrial Hearing

4/26/2019 - What Makes a Person 'Terrible'?

4/26/2019 - Why Hasn't Bernie Sanders Gotten Better at This?

4/26/2019 - The Enduring Appeal of Showgirls Explored in New Doc, You Don't Nomi

4/26/2019 - Babies in Mongolia Can't Breathe Because of Climate Change

4/26/2019 - Joe Biden's Fumbling Apology on The View Is a Grim Preview of His Campaign

4/26/2019 - When Will Democrats Appeal to Me, a Dog Mom?

4/26/2019 - Turns Out, the Price for Scamming Is Prison

4/26/2019 - A Guide to the Too Many Men Running for President

4/26/2019 - Taylor Swift Attempts Mary Poppins Fanfic in 'ME!'

4/26/2019 - Heather Heyer's Mother Had No Idea Her Daughter Would Be Part of Joe Biden's Campaign Ad

4/26/2019 - Jake Gyllenhaal Has Many Beautiful Pictures of Himself

4/26/2019 - Visiting The Big Bang Theory on Its Deathbed, Week 19

4/25/2019 - Parents of Public School Kids Do Not Need a Dress Code

4/25/2019 - The Navy Has No Idea What Is Going on With These UFOs

4/25/2019 - Britney Spears Has Left the Mental Health Facility

4/25/2019 - Joe Biden Called Anita Hill to Apologize 27 Years Too Late

4/25/2019 - Just Let People Do Their Jobs

4/25/2019 - Elizabeth Warren Rolls Out Proposal to Reduce Maternal Mortality

4/25/2019 - What Are These Real Housewives of Potomac Taglines?

4/25/2019 - I Am Mesmerized by This Video of the Yodeling Walmart Kid Floating Away On an Inflatable Horse

4/25/2019 - Cardi B Can't Help That She's Popular, Okurrr?

4/25/2019 - Indiana Strikes a Blow to the Heart of Abortion Access

4/25/2019 - The Demands of Positive Celebrity Coverage

4/25/2019 - Baltimore's Mayor Allegedly Funneled Money Through Healthy Holly, a Self-Published Children's Series

4/25/2019 - The Monarchy Is a Fiction

4/25/2019 - Rami Malek's Characteristic Creepiness Will Make Him the Perfect Bond Villain

4/25/2019 - The Next Prince Vault Release Looks Extremely Special

4/25/2019 - The Long Shadow of Joe Biden's Legacy on Violence Against Women

4/25/2019 - Breaking: Miley Cyrus Is 'Literally Freakishly Obsessed' With Her Hot Husband Liam Hemsworth

4/25/2019 - Bradley Cooper Can't Let Go of A Star Is Born

4/25/2019 - Mathew Knowles Is Planning a Destiny's Child Musical

4/25/2019 - Well, Joe Biden Is Officially Running for President

4/24/2019 - All Your Favorite Shows Are Probably Leaving Netflix

4/24/2019 - R. Kelly Didn't Show Up to Court, Lost Lawsuit Alleging Sexual Abuse of an Underage Girl

4/24/2019 - Martha Stewart Doesn't Know Who Chip and Joanna Gaines Are

4/24/2019 - Gwyneth Is All in for Buttigieg!

4/24/2019 - What Do Democrats Actually Mean by 'Criminal Justice Reform'?

4/24/2019 - Vindictive Lobbyist Writes Title IX Laws That Could Exonerate His Son

4/24/2019 - Before You Let Go, Can You Cover These Classics, Beyoncé

4/24/2019 - Japan's New Poop Museum, Shockingly, Looks Dope as Hell

4/24/2019 - TheSkimm Is Quietly Building a Terrifying Empire

4/24/2019 - This Week In Tabloids: Kris Jenner Is Further Proof That the Illuminati Are Capitalists!

4/24/2019 - Obviously, E.L. James's Latest Book, The Mister, Is Selling Well

4/24/2019 - Ivanka Trump's Women's Summit Was an Incredible Success

4/24/2019 - Robert Durst Will Use The Jinx's Misleading Editing in His Defense

4/24/2019 - How Does Ryan Murphy Find the Time for a Thousand Shows?

4/24/2019 - Aunt Becky's Defense in the College Admissions Scandal Is Literally That She 'Didn't Know'

4/24/2019 - At UNTUCKit, Clothes Make the Man, and the Man Needs Help

4/24/2019 - Barbie's Original Clothing Designer Doesn't Get the Fuss Over the Doll's Proportions

4/24/2019 - Federal Judge Says He'll Block Trump's 'Ham-Fisted' Anti-Abortion Gag Rule

4/24/2019 - 'Super Humble' Rami Malek Ate Dinner Alone Yesterday and Yet, When I Do It, No One Writes Shit

4/24/2019 - There's Some Disturbing Shit in the NXIVM Grand Jury Testimony

4/23/2019 - A Message From Britney Spears, Who Says All Is Well

4/23/2019 - Michael Jackson Musical That Should Probably Not Happen Is Apparently Happening Anyway

4/23/2019 - Jersey Shore's Vinny Feels 'Disgusting' for Sexing Over 500 Women, but He 'Had a Good Time'

4/23/2019 - Do We Think Jack Dorsey and Donald Trump Talked About Jack Dorsey's Nose Ring at Their White House Meeting?

4/23/2019 - Wendy Williams Narrowly Avoids the Wrath of the Barbz

4/23/2019 - Jamila Woods on Using Black Legends As Muses

4/23/2019 - A Guide to the #FreeBritney Theory That Britney Spears Is Being Held Against Her Will

4/23/2019 - Have You Wept Over Avengers: Endgame Today?

4/23/2019 - Add UTIs to the List of Antibiotic-Resistant Scary Shit

4/23/2019 - Your Debt Isn't a Personal Failure

4/23/2019 - America's Favorite Mall Jewelry Company Has Allegedly Treated Women Like Dirt for Decades

4/23/2019 - Former CBS Exec Says 'CBS Has a White Problem'

4/23/2019 - Jussie Today: Waking Night Terrors Edition

4/23/2019 - The Democrats' Long, Disastrous Love Affair With 'Border Security'

4/23/2019 - Someone Great Is Charming But Forgettable

4/23/2019 - So Maybe This Isn't Just a Story of Breastfeeding Mommy vs. Formula-Feeding Doula?

4/23/2019 - Vanessa Hudgens Loved Dating Zac Efron in the High School Musical Days, and Don't You Forget It

4/23/2019 - The Real Star Of Big Little Lies Is Nicole Kidman's Old Lady Snacks

4/23/2019 - The U.S. Is Threatening to Veto a U.N. Resolution to Help Rape Victims Over the Term 'Reproductive Health'

4/22/2019 - Some Idiot Threw a Lemon at Ariana Grande During Her Coachella Performance

4/22/2019 - Hidden Camera Found in Women's Bathroom Aboard Navy Ship

4/22/2019 - Enjoy These Photos of Young Prince Louis and His Sweaters

4/22/2019 - Donald Trump Nominated a Reddit Comment to the Federal Reserve Board

4/22/2019 - New York City Ballet's MeToo Moment Didn't Last Long

4/22/2019 - Wrap Dresses Are a Lie

4/22/2019 - It Was Truly Difficult to Choose the Dumbest Parts of Scott Lloyd's Semi-Autobiographical Anti-Abortion Novel

4/22/2019 - Instagram Wants to Make It Harder to Be an Influencer

4/22/2019 - Gentleman Jack's Sally Wainwright and Suranne Jones on Costume Dramas and Anne Lister's Diaries

4/22/2019 - 2 Middle School Girls Arrested in Plot to Kill Classmates

4/22/2019 - The New Museum's Union Resistance Contradicts Its Radical Inception

4/22/2019 - Ride On, Finnish Hobbyhorse Girls

4/22/2019 - Musical 'Be Best' Eggs, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, a Cop Tennis Ball, and Other Scenes From the White House Easter Egg Roll

4/22/2019 - Andrew Yang Wants to Be America's First Ex-Goth President

4/22/2019 - Do Not Ask Tim Gunn to Kondo Anything

4/22/2019 - Shattering the 'Abortion Reversal' Myth

4/22/2019 - Elizabeth Warren Wants to Get Rid of Your Student Loan Debt

4/22/2019 - Kim Kardashian Would 'Never' Pull an Aunt Becky and Use Her 'Privilege' to Get Her Kids Into College

4/22/2019 - What's Probably Coming on Game of Thrones Is Going to Fuck Up My Little Heart

4/22/2019 - Arya Fucks, Deal With It!

4/22/2019 - All Hail Lizzo, Who Performed 'Juice' Without Music After Coachella Fucked Up Her Sound

4/21/2019 - Kate Smith's Racist Jingles Get Her Statue Booted From Outside Gritty's House

4/21/2019 - Well Shit, I Guess Let's Chat About That Episode of Game of Thrones

4/21/2019 - Very Fun Study Finds 1 in 3 Overseas Travelers Will Pick Up Drug-Resistant Bacteria

4/21/2019 - I Am a Bad Person Who Can't Stop Laughing at This Clip of Gavin DeGraw Falling on Ice

4/21/2019 - Prince Harry and Meghan Markle May Be Moving to Africa?

4/21/2019 - 30 Years Later, the Cast of Saved By the Bell Is Having a Great Time

4/21/2019 - George Zimmerman Was Kicked Off Tinder, Will Hopefully Die Alone

4/21/2019 - Life Inside the Loughlin-Giannulli House Seems a Tad Strained Now

4/20/2019 - Saturday Night Social: Ben & Jerry's Wants White People to Check Their 4/20 Privilege

4/20/2019 - A Pregnant Woman in Missouri Spent 39 Days in Jail for Refusing to Make Her Kids Take a Paternity Test

4/20/2019 - Brooklyn Judge Tosses Anti-Vaxxer Parents' Lawsuit Against NYC's Health Department

4/20/2019 - Bees Is Risen!

4/20/2019 - I'm Sorry to Report That Adele and Michelle Williams Are Both Single Now

4/19/2019 - Jane Doe Accuser in Russell Simmons Case Will Not Have to Pay Him $10 Million

4/19/2019 - Man Arrested For Threatening to Kill Reps. Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib, and Other Democrats

4/19/2019 - The Most Ridiculous Thing You've Done to Impress a Crush

4/19/2019 - Let CupcakKe's 'Old Town Hoe' Remix Fuel Thine Weekend

4/19/2019 - Are These Cable News Pundits OK?

4/19/2019 - A Brief Look at Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard's Remarkably Basic Marriage

4/19/2019 - Who Is the 'Editor'?

4/19/2019 - Cynthia Bailey Is Not Here For the Drama

4/19/2019 - Why Are All Bags Crossbody Bags Now?

4/19/2019 - Tati Gabrielle Is the Best-Dressed Witch in the Game

4/19/2019 - Lyra McKee Made Politics Feel Personal

4/19/2019 - I'm Very Proud to Announce That the Melania Trump 'Be Best' Egg Totally Sucks

4/19/2019 - It's Fine to Say You Had a Terrible Time on Vacation

4/19/2019 - Of Course Sarah Sanders Is a Liar

4/19/2019 - Beyoncé's Homecoming Makes the Past Present

4/19/2019 - I'm Very Sorry to Announce That I Like the Melania Trump 'Be Best' Egg

4/19/2019 - Eligible Bachelor Pete Davidson Is Currently Living in His Mom's Basement

4/19/2019 - Visiting The Big Bang Theory on Its Deathbed, Week 18

4/19/2019 - Elizabeth Warren Has a Plan

4/18/2019 - Woman Leprechaun Shatters Green Glass Ceiling

4/18/2019 - Lisa Rinna's Mother, Lois, On Surviving the Trailside Killer: 'I Should Not Even Be Here'

4/18/2019 - Shay Mitchell Lost Her Tooth to a Bagel

4/18/2019 - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is Ready to Impeach the Motherfucker

4/18/2019 - 'Family Members' Will Make a Star Appearance at Jennifer Lawrence's Wedding

4/18/2019 - Guess What, Bumble Invented Feminism

4/18/2019 - The NRA Is a Broke Bitch, Actually

4/18/2019 - We Are All This Sad, Lost Polar Bear

4/18/2019 - Hello to Our Unblinking, Unmoving Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein

4/18/2019 - I Love Thanos Not For His Body, But For His Mind

4/18/2019 - Don Jr. Is Too Stupid to Conspire and Other Petty Things We Learned From the Mueller Report

4/18/2019 - What Is an Anti-Abortion Movie Supposed to Do?

4/18/2019 - PSA: Keep Your Beards

4/18/2019 - Here's Your Chance to Own a Holy Relic of Margaret Thatcher, If You're Into That

4/18/2019 - A Collection of Sentences From David Brooks's New Book The Second Mountain

4/18/2019 - Get in Loser, We're Going to Witch Village

4/18/2019 - I Can't Get Enough of This 5-Year-Old Girl and Her Incredible Mystery Podcast

4/18/2019 - Hailey Bieber Is 'Insanely Proud' of Her Husband Justin Bieber Who Finally Cut His Hair

4/18/2019 - What Time Is Mueller Time?

4/18/2019 - Olivia Jade's Dad Lied to His Parents About Attending USC and Stole Their Tuition Money

4/17/2019 - This CBD Burger Is a Dumb Scam

4/17/2019 - The Naval Academy Is No Longer Accepting Trans Students

4/17/2019 - Kim Kardashian West Explains Her Sinks

4/17/2019 - Shit-talkers, Exposed?

4/17/2019 - A Troll's Alleged Attempt to Purge Porn Performers from Instagram

4/17/2019 - Larry Nassar's Abuse Victims Tell Their Stories in HBO Documentary At the Heart of Gold

4/17/2019 - Women's Media Is Thinning and We're Worse Off For It

4/17/2019 - The Fisher-Price Rock 'n Play Recall Speaks to Parental Desperation, Not Just Lack of Awareness

4/17/2019 - Time Including Brett Kavanaugh On Their Influential 100 List Proves He Gets the Last Word

4/17/2019 - The Kavanaugh Hearing Made Sexists More Sexist

4/17/2019 - Bust Down, Ivankiana

4/17/2019 - Keep My Toothpaste Boring and Off Instagram

4/17/2019 - This Week In Tabloids: Remember When Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds Got Married On A Plantation?

4/17/2019 - Jussie Smollett Is a 'Washed Up Celeb Who Lied to Cops,' According to Kim Foxx's Texts

4/17/2019 - We Asked Design Experts What They Think About Pete Buttigieg the Brand

4/17/2019 - Denver Schools Close as FBI Searches for Woman 'Infatuated' With Columbine [Updated]

4/17/2019 - Inside the Thai Spiritual Haven Run by an Alleged Sexual Abuser

4/17/2019 - The FDA Has Finally Stopped the Sale of Pelvic Mesh

4/17/2019 - Aunt Becky Really Doesn't Want Olivia Jade and the Other One to Stand Trial

4/17/2019 - Beyoncé Saved Everyone From Shitty Streams of Homecoming

4/17/2019 - Prosecutors Want to Send Felicity Huffman to Jail for Trying to Cheat Daughter's Way Into College

4/16/2019 - Women in Media Are Reportedly Getting Blacklisted for Filing Sexual Harassment Suits

4/16/2019 - Nancy Pelosi Says a 'Glass of Water' Could Have Won AOC's District

4/16/2019 - It's Officially, Officially Over for Dina Lohan and Her Internet Boyfriend

4/16/2019 - Welcome to Pete Talk, Where We Talk About Pete

4/16/2019 - Aretha Franklin Becomes First Woman to Earn Pulitzer Prize Special Award and Citation

4/16/2019 - Michelle Obama Says Donald Trump's Presidency Is Like 'Spending the Weekend With Divorced Dad'

4/16/2019 - Don't Judge Kristin Cavallari's Viral Milk Ducts

4/16/2019 - A 15-Year-Old YouTuber Pretended to Be Married and Pregnant for the Clicks

4/16/2019 - Unwrapping the Beef: The 2016 Election Ouroboros of Being Mad

4/16/2019 - Former Employee Alleged Oil Company Has Culture of 'Treating Women as Sexual Playthings'

4/16/2019 - Grimes Is Thanos Now?

4/16/2019 - I'm Inspired by Stassi Schroeder's Hippie Exorcism

4/16/2019 - Let's Not Forget J. Lo's Velour Suits and Other Classic Music Video Looks

4/16/2019 - R.I.P. Young Love: Bella Thorne and Mod Sun Have Broken Up

4/16/2019 - Choosing Motherhood in the Face of the Apocalypse

4/16/2019 - Melania Trump Tries to Convince School Children That She Likes Her Job

4/16/2019 - Babe, Log Off

4/16/2019 - What, Like It's Easy for Kim Kardashian West to Study Law and Be a Multi-Millionaire?

4/16/2019 - Cardi B Still Likes Daddy Bernie, Bitch

4/16/2019 - You Can't Tell Lil Nas X Nothing, Because He Just Beat Drake's Streaming Record

4/16/2019 - Head of French Luxury Group Pledges to Donate $113 Million to Rebuild Notre Dame

4/15/2019 - Woman Finds Ring Filled With Charlotte Brontë's Hair, Is Now $26,000 Richer

4/15/2019 - Hell Yeah, Shrill Is Getting a Second Season

4/15/2019 - Ariana Grande Reportedly Raked in $8 Million from Coachella

4/15/2019 - Ivanka Is Ivanka-ing in Ethiopia

4/15/2019 - Bring Back Hot Pie One More Time

4/15/2019 - How Close Does the Harry Styles Fanfic Movie Come to Making You Horny?

4/15/2019 - Cool Woman Hired to Make Boring Man Interesting

4/15/2019 - Spray Tanning Is So Much Deeper Than I Thought

4/15/2019 - How Will Game of Thrones End?

4/15/2019 - A Group of Anonymous Parents Is Suing NYC's Health Department Over Emergency Vaccination Orders

4/15/2019 - Wendy Williams on First Show Since Divorce Filing: 'I'm on the Loose'

4/15/2019 - Lori Loughlin and Her Husband Mossimo Giannulli Plead Not Guilty in College Admissions Scandal

4/15/2019 - What's So Threatening About Ilhan Omar?

4/15/2019 - Here's What Celebrities Wore to Coachella (Spoiler: It's Clothes)

4/15/2019 - Does Cardi B Think She and Nicki Minaj Will Ever Make Up? Hahahaha

4/15/2019 - Melania Doesn't Even Want to Be on the Cover of Vogue, Okay?

4/15/2019 - Taylor Swift Is Counting Down to Something

4/15/2019 - Nancy Pelosi Dismisses Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and the Democratic Party's Left Flank as 'Like 5 People'

4/15/2019 - The Gang's All Back Together in the Charming Family Dramedy Game of Thrones

4/14/2019 - Man Sues Parents for Tossing 12 Boxes of Porn He Kept at Their House

4/14/2019 - Here Is the Teaser Trailer for the Second Season of Big Little Lies That Nobody Needs

4/14/2019 - Madonna Wears Literally Many Hats as a Spy in the Teaser for Upcoming Album Madame X

4/14/2019 - Mashed Potato Bandit Terrorizes Mississippi Neighborhood

4/14/2019 - Real Life Quidditch Sounds Terrible

4/14/2019 - Dina Lohan and Her Internet Boyfriend Broke Up

4/14/2019 - Cursive Is Making a Comeback

4/14/2019 - Chinese Food Doesn't Need Cleaning

4/13/2019 - Saturday Night Social: Coachella Is Upon Us

4/13/2019 - Michelle Visage Evicts Her 'Toxic Sacks of Silicone'

4/13/2019 - Here's the First Trailer for the Chelsea Manning Documentary, XY Chelsea

4/13/2019 - Lena Waithe Will Join the Cast of Westworld for Season 3

4/13/2019 - Someone Is Staring at You in Personal Growth: The When Harry Met Sally Gang Is Back Together

4/12/2019 - Your Most Absurd Celebrity Encounter

4/12/2019 - Trump Promised To Pardon CBP Official If He Was Jailed for Illegally Denying Migrants Asylum

4/12/2019 - Lizzo Makes a Good Song Even Better, BTS Are in Love, and J. Lo Goes Yeehaw

4/12/2019 - Watch the Trailer for Agama, Jezebel's First-Ever Short Documentary

4/12/2019 - Author Damon Young's Black Survival Glossary

4/12/2019 - Sauvage/Wild Portrays the Woes and Joys of Sex Work

4/12/2019 - 3 Major Things You Might Have Missed in the New Star Wars Trailer

4/12/2019 - Daenerys Needs a Fucking Saddle

4/12/2019 - Ivanka Trump Is Confident She'll Be Just Fine When She Leaves the White House

4/12/2019 - Marsai Martin Wants Adults to Listen to Kids

4/12/2019 - H&M Is Being Sued for Keeping Track of Employees Using Their Fingerprints

4/12/2019 - This Is Why Elizabeth Warren Left the Republican Party

4/12/2019 - Ray J's Dog Boogotti Has Been Dognapped, Please Return Him for a $20,000 Reward

4/12/2019 - In a New Court Filing, Amber Heard Claims Johnny Depp Threatened to Kill Her

4/11/2019 - Ashley Judd On Georgia's Abortion Ban: 'I Would've Had to Co-Parent With My Rapist'

4/11/2019 - Instagram Influencer Reports Deleted Account to Police

4/11/2019 - Kristin Cavallari Says Jay Cutler Unclogged Her Milk Ducts By 'Sucking Harder Than He's Ever Sucked'

4/11/2019 - Wikileaks Is Not Donald Trump's 'Thing' Anymore

4/11/2019 - Lauren London Says 'You've Been My Turn-Up and My Church' in Eulogy for Nipsey Hussle

4/11/2019 - Mainline This Fleabag Trailer to My Veins!

4/11/2019 - Tan France Wants to French-Tuck Oprah

4/11/2019 - Who Is Still Alive in Westeros?

4/11/2019 - Wendy Williams Has Reportedly Filed to Divorce Kevin Hunter

4/11/2019 - Is This Shoe OK? The Chunky Steve Madden '90s Loafer

4/11/2019 - Jeffrey Tambor's Character Will Be Killed Off Transparent

4/11/2019 - Michael Avenatti Charged With Stealing Millions from His Clients, Including a Man With a Disability

4/11/2019 - Betsy DeVos Knew Exactly What She Was Doing When She Rolled Back Protections for Trans Students

4/11/2019 - The Kardashian-West Family Lives in an All-White Art Gallery Prison

4/11/2019 - Ilhan Omar Says She's Not In Congress to Be Quiet

4/11/2019 - Jeff Bezos Is Reportedly Meeting With Federal Prosecutors to Discuss His Dick Pics

4/11/2019 - Harry and Meghan Want to Celebrate Their Kid's Arrival in Private First

4/11/2019 - Texas Bill Threatening Death Penalty for Abortion Is the Anti-Abortion Movement at Its Most Honest

4/11/2019 - Street Food Chefs in Asia Get Their Due

4/11/2019 - Aunt Becky Really, Really, Really, Really Doesn't Want to Go to Jail

4/11/2019 - Your Weekend Plans Now Include Donald Glover and Rihanna's Guava Island

4/10/2019 - Chrissy Teigen Tells House Democrats That Women Should Say 'Fuck You' More Often

4/10/2019 - Kate McKinnon Will Play Elizabeth Holmes In New Hulu Miniseries

4/10/2019 - Hit Drake on Da Berry

4/10/2019 - President Trump Disappointed the Military Hasn't Roughed Up More Asylum Seekers

4/10/2019 - Ohio's Anti-Abortion Heartbeat Bill One Step Closer to Becoming Law

4/10/2019 - I Welcome CGI Colonel Sanders, the First True Sign of the Impending Apocalypse

4/10/2019 - Amy Klobuchar Also Used the Courts as a Threat Against Students Skipping School

4/10/2019 - Dawn Richard on Cosigning Herself After Danity Kane

4/10/2019 - This Is Jojo Siwa's Final Form

4/10/2019 - J.Lo Doesn't Regret Doing the Grammys Motown Tribute At All

4/10/2019 - Donald Trump Regrets That George Washington Was Lost to History

4/10/2019 - Milla Jovovich Is Still Sleeping in the Same Bed With Her Husband and 11- and 4-Year-Old Daughters

4/10/2019 - This Week In Tabloids: Beyoncé is Allegedly Releasing Surprise New Music in an Attempt to Ruin My Life (Again!)

4/10/2019 - A Definitive List of Game of Thrones Characters Who Should Fuck

4/10/2019 - Chip and Joanna Gaines Will Turn the DIY Network Into the Magnolia Channel

4/10/2019 - The Age of 'Menstrual Surveillance' Is Upon Us

4/10/2019 - Meghan Markle Reportedly Wants a Home Birth at 'Frogmore Cottage'

4/10/2019 - Selena Gomez and Niall Horan Are NOT Dating, Despite How Happy It Would Make Me

4/10/2019 - Let's Gaze Into The First Ever Picture of a Black Hole Together

4/10/2019 - Our Planet's Sad Baby Flamingo Is the Heartbreak We Deserve

4/10/2019 - We Choose to Believe That Melania Trump Absolutely Copied Star Jones's Wedding

4/10/2019 - I’m Now Suddenly on Board With The Lion King Remake

4/10/2019 - Kirsten Gillibrand Wants to Conduct a Nationwide Survey on Sexual Assault

4/9/2019 - A Play About Hillary Clinton Opens on Broadway This Month

4/9/2019 - Maybe All Those Missing Bees Are Just in Our Eyeballs, Eating Our Tears

4/9/2019 - Here Is Proof That Only Blue Ivy Can Out-Beychella Beyoncé

4/9/2019 - Ilhan Omar Knows Who Stephen Miller Is

4/9/2019 - Aunt Becky Faces New Money Laundering Charges

4/9/2019 - Hot Pope Not That Hot

4/9/2019 - Responding to a Measles Outbreak, NYC Mayor Orders Mandatory Vaccinations in Some Neighborhoods

4/9/2019 - Obsessed Set the Blueprint for Enjoyably Mediocre Black Thrillers

4/9/2019 - Time to Name This Royal Baby

4/9/2019 - Bon Appétit's Claire Saffitz Will Teach You How to Bake a Cake

4/9/2019 - Sexual Assault Survivors Are Protesting to Keep Brett Kavanaugh Out of Their Classroom

4/9/2019 - Hannah Montana Wasn't Fooling Anyone

4/9/2019 - The Five Proves Jack the Ripper's London Is Too Close for Comfort

4/9/2019 - Olivia Jade Won't Let a Typo Stop Her From Pursuing a Beauty Empire

4/9/2019 - Kim and Khloé Kardashian Once Shoplifted Dior Sunglasses Just to Feel Alive

4/9/2019 - Killing Eve Is Getting a Third Season

4/9/2019 - Nine Activists Were Convicted in Connection With Hong Kong's Pro-Democracy Protests

4/9/2019 - Turns Out You Shouldn't Play Horror Movie Trailers Before a Peppa Pig Movie

4/8/2019 - Taylor Swift Donated a Bunch of Money to a Tennessee LGBTQ Advocacy Group

4/8/2019 - Stanford Expels Its First Student Connected to the Admissions Scandal

4/8/2019 - Queer Eye Fans Raise $90K for Woman to Go Back to School

4/8/2019 - It's Getting Fired Season in the Trump Administration

4/8/2019 - 'How Much More Evil Can You Get?': Immigrant Rights Activists Brace For Upheaval

4/8/2019 - Always Tip 20 Percent You Fucking Jerks

4/8/2019 - Felicity Huffman to Plead Guilty in College Admissions Scandal

4/8/2019 - Allison Mack Pleads Guilty to Racketeering Charges in NXIVM Case, Admits to Keeping a 'Slave'

4/8/2019 - Report: Man Needs Beard

4/8/2019 - I'm Ready to Eat Anyone Who Has Wronged Me

4/8/2019 - All the Yeehaw Looks at the 2019 Academy of Country Music Awards

4/8/2019 - Wendy Williams Responds to Walmart Scooter Gossip: 'Do I Look Frail to You?'

4/8/2019 - This Is Kirstjen Nielsen's Legacy

4/8/2019 - Harry and Meghan Lean Into Social Media Influencing

4/8/2019 - Thailand's First Trans Member of Parliament Says They Want to Write a 'New Political History' for the Country

4/8/2019 - Beyoncé Is Coming to Your Home

4/8/2019 - Kyle Richards Is 'Honestly Very Sad' Her Friendship With Lisa Vanderpump Is Toast

4/8/2019 - RIP to Florida's 17-Foot Pregnant Python, Murdered in Her Prime

4/7/2019 - R. Kelly Fans Paid $100 to See Him Perform at a Bar for 28 Seconds

4/7/2019 - Solange Will Not Be at Coachella After All

4/7/2019 - Prince William Is a Spy Now???

4/7/2019 - Halsey Says She Considered Sex Work as a Teen Experiencing Homelessness in New York City

4/7/2019 - A New Beyoncé Special Is Headed to Netflix

4/7/2019 - We Should All Probably Freak Out About This Deadly, Drug-Resistant Fungus

4/7/2019 - Suspected Rhino Poacher Killed by an Elephant, Eaten by Lions

4/7/2019 - Police Reportedly Let Dahvie Vanity Off With a Warning After a Teenager Accused Him of Sexual Assault

4/6/2019 - Saturday Night Social: Your Longtime Boyfriend Paul Rudd Is Allegedly 50

4/6/2019 - Study Finds There's Still a Huge Gender Gap in Country Music

4/6/2019 - Judge Faces Suspension for Reportedly Asking Plaintiff in a Sexual Assault Case If She 'Closed Her Legs'

4/6/2019 - Cheap Baby Toys Sold on Amazon Might Be Dangerous Counterfeits

4/6/2019 - Kim Kardashian's CBD-Themed Baby Shower Sounds Pretty Good

4/5/2019 - Joe Biden Still Doesn't Get It

4/5/2019 - Your Wildest Spring Break Story

4/5/2019 - J. Lo Has Pretty Good Medicine, Aventura Returns, and BLACKPINK Makes Stadium Music

4/5/2019 - Would You Live in the $24.99 Million Trekkie Nightmare Palace?

4/5/2019 - Here We Have a Story About the New Gilded Age, New York City's Ultra-Rich, and a Poodle on Tranquilizers

4/5/2019 - Lil Nas X's 'Old Town Road' and the Making of a Trap-Country Hit

4/5/2019 - The Bachelorette Really Wants Us to Forget Hannah Brown Was a Pageant Queen

4/5/2019 - Miriam Toews's Women Talking Explores the Aftermath of Rape in a Remote Mennonite Community

4/5/2019 - I'm Obsessed With This Victorian Crime Anthem: 'Nix My Dolly, Pals, Fake Away'

4/5/2019 - Elisabeth Hasselbeck Tried to Walk Off The View Live On Air Over Morning After Pill Fight

4/5/2019 - Villanelle's Greatest Opponent in Season 2 of Killing Eve Is Ugly Clothes

4/5/2019 - Señor Fluffybutt Recognizes His Name, He Just Doesn't Care to Answer

4/5/2019 - Elizabeth Warren Wants to Kill the Filibuster and Give a Progressive Agenda a Fighting Chance

4/5/2019 - Olivia Jade Thinks Aunt Becky 'Ruined Everything'

4/5/2019 - Visiting The Big Bang Theory on Its Deathbed, Week 17

4/5/2019 - Beto O'Rourke Will Not Go to Prom With You

4/5/2019 - Eric Holder Pleads Not Guilty to Murder of Nipsey Hussle

4/5/2019 - Pizzagate, Satanic Panic, and the Power of Conspiracy Theories

4/4/2019 - Study Finds Going Outside for 20 Minutes a Day Will Help Your Skyrocketing Stress Levels

4/4/2019 - The City of Chicago Still Wants Its Money Back From Jussie Smollett

4/4/2019 - The Queen Has Banned Meghan Markle From Wearing Some of Her Jewelry

4/4/2019 - Queer Eye Cast Meets Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Dresses Her in Bonobos and Gives Her 1 Avocado

4/4/2019 - The Boy Band Con Tackles Abuse of Power, But Not Enough

4/4/2019 - Delta Flight Attendants Say New Uniforms Cause Rashes That Look Like 'Chemical Burns'

4/4/2019 - House Passes VAWA Reauthorization

4/4/2019 - The Women of ASMR Have to Become Experts in Cybersecurity to Protect Themselves From Creeps

4/4/2019 - Robert Pattinson Did Not Say He Loves Twilight

4/4/2019 - Stacey Abrams Isn't Running On Your Timeline

4/4/2019 - What Is a 'Female-Owned' Tattoo Shop, Anyway?

4/4/2019 - Football Loses His Instagram Account to Harry and Meghan

4/4/2019 - A Wealthy San Francisco Suburb Has Sued a Woman Over Her Adorable Flintstones-Inspired Home

4/4/2019 - The Game of Thrones Gang Gussied Up and Got Back Together on the Season 8 Premiere Red Carpet

4/4/2019 - A Journey Through the Queer History of Brooklyn, Full of Vaudeville and Poetry

4/4/2019 - Which Sabrina the Teenage Witch Star Was Jealous of Salem?

4/4/2019 - J.Lo Was Just 'Sussing Out' A-Rod for the First Year They Dated

4/4/2019 - The #IMomSoHard Universe of Spanx, Wine, and Swimsuits

4/4/2019 - More Women Are Coming Forward About Their Uncomfortable Interactions With Joe Biden

4/3/2019 - Wynn Resorts Executives Covered Up Sexual Misconduct Allegations Against Steve Wynn: Report

4/3/2019 - Teenager Tells Police He's Timmothy Pitzen, Who Was Kidnapped in 2011

4/3/2019 - Britney Spears Entered a Mental Health Facility to Help Deal with Her Dad's Illness

4/3/2019 - Mitch McConnell's Fuckery Continues Apace

4/3/2019 - Beach Club Owner Kindly Tells Influencers Asking for a Free Stay to 'Actually Work'

4/3/2019 - Reba McEntire: 'Okurrr!'

4/3/2019 - The Chicago Mayoral Election Also Tells a Story About the Country Right Now

4/3/2019 - Social Norms Have Only Just 'Begun to Change' for Men Like Joe Biden

4/3/2019 - I Can't Stop Watching This Video of Stormi Whacking Kylie Jenner in the Face With a Makeup Brush

4/3/2019 - Teacher Who Was Fired After Topless Photo Was Leaked to Students Accuses School District of Discrimination

4/3/2019 - Instagram Influencers Are Wrecking Public Lands. Meet the Anonymous Account Trying to Stop Them

4/3/2019 - This Week in Tabloids: Princess Diana's Ghost Possessed Meghan Markle's Unborn Child to Enact Revenge on Duchess Camilla?

4/3/2019 - Joker Looks Good? This Is Madness

4/3/2019 - What the Hell is Going on With the Tia Clinic?

4/3/2019 - Class Action Lawsuit Alleges Sweeping Gender Pay Discrimination at Disney

4/3/2019 - Wow, Look at Jezebel's New Headquarters

4/3/2019 - YouTube Couple Played a Cruel April Fool's Joke on Their Daughter for Clicks

4/3/2019 - You're the Worst's Kether Donohue On the Show's Untraditional Rom-Com Conclusion

4/3/2019 - Aunt Becky Signed Some Autographs for Fans Before Her Court Date

4/3/2019 - Former Netflix Employee Says She Was Fired Over Pregnancy

4/3/2019 - Who Will Win in the Showdown Between Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards?

4/3/2019 - 2 More Women Accuse Joe Biden of Unwanted Touching

4/2/2019 - The Only Wellness Hack That Makes Sense to Me Is Carine Roitfeld's Dedication to Vodka & Cigarettes

4/2/2019 - Police Arrest Man Suspected of Killing Nipsey Hussle

4/2/2019 - Happy Equal Pay Day Specifically to Michelle Williams & No One Else

4/2/2019 - The Oranges of the Russia Investigation

4/2/2019 - As If Fashion Couldn't Get Any Daintier, Toile Is Back

4/2/2019 - Studios Are Still Trying to Get Away With Underpaying Taraji P. Henson

4/2/2019 - No One at SNL Knew What The View Was When Tina Fey Started Parodying It

4/2/2019 - Did Discrimination Against Women Lead to a Sex Crackdown in New Orleans Gay Bars?

4/2/2019 - The Familiar Denials About Joe Biden

4/2/2019 - $5.1 Million in Federal Funding Will Really Help This Catholic Clinic Reach 'Abortion-Vulnerable Women'

4/2/2019 - NXIVM's Lauren Salzman Admits to Enslaving Woman for 2 Years

4/2/2019 - Why Are Co-Star's Daily Notifications So Rude?

4/2/2019 - What Will They Find in This Sarcophagus They're Opening Live on TV?

4/2/2019 - Drew Barrymore's Bohemian Home Decor Collection for Walmart Screams Florida Airbnb, and I Love It

4/2/2019 - Pope Francis Says Women Can Be Mad That the Catholic Church Is Sexist But Wants to Keep It Sexist

4/2/2019 - Project Runway Designers Keep Struggling to Dress Their Plus-Size Models

4/2/2019 - Bristol Palin Quit Teen Mom OG to Find Her Peace

4/2/2019 - Disney Shutters Production Studio Beloved By Women

4/2/2019 - Jared Kushner Looks Incredibly Normal Sitting in a Chair and Waiting for His Turn to Speak

4/2/2019 - 'World's Loneliest Frog' Has a Girlfriend Now, Is Boning

4/1/2019 - A Second Woman Has Come Forward to Accuse Joe Biden of Being Gross

4/1/2019 - There's No Proof That Charcoal in Beauty Products Actually Does Anything

4/1/2019 - Justin Bieber Was Very Committed to His Fake Pregnancy April Fool's Day Prank

4/1/2019 - Ted Cruz Thinks He's Funny

4/1/2019 - The Jeff Bezos Dick Pic Plot Thickens

4/1/2019 - Hilary Duff's Sharon Tate Movie Is Even More Bonkers Than You Think

4/1/2019 - The View Would Like Joe Biden to Please Keep Kissing and Hugging Women

4/1/2019 - The Atlantic Has a Transphobia Problem

4/1/2019 - It's Clogs O'Clock

4/1/2019 - Instagram Is Now the Way You Decide What Clothes Are Cool Enough to Buy

4/1/2019 - The Tween-Girl Dreams of New Kids on the Block

4/1/2019 - Jennifer Lopez Loves a Fool

4/1/2019 - Care.com Removes Tens of Thousands of Unverified Daycare Listings from Its Website

4/1/2019 - 'We Are Not Protected in Politics': Why Lucy Flores Shared Her Story Now

4/1/2019 - Vanessa Tyson Wants a Public Hearing on Sexual Assault Allegations Against Justin Fairfax

4/1/2019 - Should the Nemesis of Thine Friend Not Be a Friend?

4/1/2019 - Sophie Turner Says Joe Jonas's Fans Are Learning Not to Hate Her

4/1/2019 - JoJo Siwa Babysits North West in Her Claire's Gift Shop Of a Home

4/1/2019 - A Planned Parenthood Gynecologist Has Some Advice for Wearing That Fashion Nova Bodysuit

4/1/2019 - Donald and Melania Trump Enjoy Romantic, Stimulating Dinners That Last for 'Hours, Literally'

4/1/2019 - Blasting Sick Skrillex Beats Causes Mosquitoes to Attack Less Often

4/1/2019 - 3 Girls Fought Their School's Sexist Dress Code and Won in Court