Sitemap: 2018 July | Jezebel

7/30/2018 - Some Cruel Idiots Stole a Shark From a Texas Aquarium By Disguising It As a Human Baby

7/30/2018 - Pennsylvania Pediatrician Charged With Sexually Abusing More Than 2 Dozen Children

7/30/2018 - Robert Pattinson and Suki Waterhouse Snogged, Innit

7/30/2018 - Would You Share Panera's Two-For-One Bread Bowl With Your Lover?

7/30/2018 - Former FEMA Official Allegedly Turned the Agency Into a Sexual Harassment Nightmare

7/30/2018 - Sean Spicer Won

7/30/2018 - Report: Living in a Lighthouse Is As Cool As You Think It Is

7/30/2018 - The FDA Is Coming For Your Vaginal Rejuvenation Devices

7/30/2018 - Cynthia Nixon Is Having a Good Time on Twitter

7/30/2018 - Orange Is the New Black's Season 6 Is Unpleasantly Familiar

7/30/2018 - PSA: Avoid This Man

7/30/2018 - Kesha's Rainbow Documentary Focuses on Healing, Features 'Psychedelic Vignettes'

7/30/2018 - Sometimes Men Get Sad After Sex :(

7/30/2018 - French Director Luc Besson Has Been Accused of Multiple Sexual Assaults

7/30/2018 - Me?

7/30/2018 - Demi Moore Told a Dumb Joke About Harvey Weinstein at the Bruce Willis Roast

7/30/2018 - This Jeopardy News Might Fuck Up Your Mom's Day

7/30/2018 - Unfortunately, Mission: Impossible – Fallout Is the Best Movie of the Summer

7/30/2018 - Donald Trump Maybe Wanted Ivanka to Marry Someone Else

7/30/2018 - Please Rush This Reality Show About Lesser Known Royals to American Television at Once

7/30/2018 - Lindsay Lohan: 'I've Joined the MTV Family, and I'm Lindsay Lohan'

7/30/2018 - Lawsuit Alleges ICE Is Pressuring Migrant Parents to Drop Their Children's Immigration Cases to Speed Up Deportation

7/30/2018 - I'd Love to Know What This Emma Stone and Jonah Hill Series Is Really About

7/30/2018 - Thomas Markle Will Not Quit the Bullshit

7/30/2018 - Insatiable's Criticism of Fat-Shaming Is Apparently 'Embedded Within the Show'

7/30/2018 - The Series Starring Octavia Spencer As Hair Care Millionaire Madam C.J. Walker Heads to Netflix

7/30/2018 - Ruth Bader Ginsburg Says She Is Staying Put For 'at Least 5 More Years'

7/30/2018 - Abbi Jacobson's 'Fucked Up' TV Princess Is the Only Thing Healing My Heart's Broad City-Shaped Hole

7/29/2018 - CBS Is Trying to Figure Out What to Do About Les Moonves

7/29/2018 - Therapists Say Patients Are Plagued by 'Trump Anxiety Disorder,' Which Is Both Not & Very Real

7/29/2018 - I'm Not Sure Why This Video of Mary Berry Playing Drums With Rick Astley Exists, but Hey

7/29/2018 - Congratulations to This Whale and Dolphin on Their Baby!

7/29/2018 - 'I Don't Have to Explain Shit to You': Restaurant Manager Fired After Ordering a Black Woman to Leave [Update]

7/29/2018 - The Obamas Went to a Beyoncé and Jay-Z Concert and Reminded Us of What Normal Fun People Are Like

7/29/2018 - Donald Trump's Hollywood Star Will Reportedly Be Replaced Again and Again and Again

7/28/2018 - Saturday Night Social: Not Another Moment Shall We Trudge This Miserable Earth Without Bejazzled Shoes

7/28/2018 - Unused Footage of Carrie Fisher Will Complete Princess Leia's Story

7/28/2018 - Report: Cardinal and Prominent Critic of Sexual Abuse Resigns Amidst Sexual Abuse Allegations

7/28/2018 - Open Thread: A Forum to Reflect Upon the Summer Penis

7/28/2018 - Bachelorette Ali Fedotowsky Is Lobbying for the Vasectomy, Which, Seriously, Guys, Is the Least You Can Do

7/27/2018 - All Over the World, Catholic Nuns Are Having Their Own #MeToo Movement

7/27/2018 - Rudy Giuliani Has a Lot of Time on His Hands

7/27/2018 - Sheena's 24-Hour Product Diary: I Try To Be A Cool Girl

7/27/2018 - Charli XCX Has a Tame Girl's Night, and DJ Khaled Drops Another Love Actually-Style Video

7/27/2018 - The Parent Trap Remains the High Point of the Nancy Meyers Cinematic Universe

7/27/2018 - Nashville Is Dead for Good Now

7/27/2018 - Doctors Received $2.5 Million to Promote Birth Control Device Essure

7/27/2018 - HHS-Run Immigrant Youth Shelters Are Rampant With Abuse, Report Finds

7/27/2018 - Look, Give the Mayo Ice Cream a Try

7/27/2018 - CBS CEO Les Moonves Reportedly About to Get the Ronan Farrow Treatment [Updated]

7/27/2018 - Stop Teasing Me With Your Unattainable Beauty, Super Moon

7/27/2018 - Two High-Powered Working Women Revisit Baby Boom

7/27/2018 - How Kaylor Fans Are Koping With the Karlie Kloss Engagement

7/27/2018 - Ed Westwick Won't Face Rape Charges

7/27/2018 - Kimberly Guilfoyle Was Being Investigated for Misconduct Before She Left Fox News [Updated]

7/27/2018 - The House and the Senate Can't Agree on Whose Proposed Sexual Harassment Reform Is Better

7/27/2018 - If You Need a Dystopia to Escape Our Dystopia, Shirley Jackson's 'The Lottery' Is Becoming a Movie

7/27/2018 - PASTA WAR: QUEEN BANS MEGHAN'S FAVORITE FOOD

7/27/2018 - How Tall Is Donald Trump?

7/27/2018 - A Music Festival in Iceland Somehow Managed to Book a Lineup That's 50 Percent Women

7/27/2018 - Federal Judge in Oregon Sides With Trans Students on School Bathrooms

7/27/2018 - After Publishing Largely Plagiarized Story, Bust Magazine Offers Extensive Mea Culpa

7/27/2018 - It's Their Right to Be Hellish, Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas Get Engaged After 2 Months of Dating

7/27/2018 - Chloe Dykstra Did Not Participate in AMC's Investigation Into Chris Hardwick

7/27/2018 - Microsoft Workers Reportedly Confront CEO With Petition Demanding Termination of ICE Contract

7/26/2018 - Cardi B Cancels Plans to Tour With Bruno Mars This Fall

7/26/2018 - Egyptian Zoo Ridiculed for Allegedly Disguising Donkey as Zebra

7/26/2018 - Michelle Williams and Phil Elverum Have Wed in a 'Secret Ceremony'

7/26/2018 - Jim Jordan WYD

7/26/2018 - Don't Wear Shirts That Say Things

7/26/2018 - Lupita Nyong'o Will NOT Be One of the New Charlie's Angels

7/26/2018 - Tantalizing Material Cut From Malcolm X's Autobiography Is Coming Up for Auction

7/26/2018 - Human Rights Watch: Testosterone Testing for Women Athletes Is 'Discrimination'

7/26/2018 - Dr. Pimple Popper Would Like to Welcome You to the Triangle of Death

7/26/2018 - Grimesline: A Terrible Relationship for Our Cruel World

7/26/2018 - This New Mischa Barton Horror Movie About a Murderer With Multiple Personalities Is Just Split, Right?

7/26/2018 - Simon Pegg Tells Angry Star Wars Fans 'It's Just a Fucking Film'

7/26/2018 - The Devos Family Has 10 Goddamn Yachts????

7/26/2018 - More Mothers Are Dying During Childbirth in the U.S. Than in Any Other Developed Nation

7/26/2018 - Your Friends Bret and Jemaine Are Returning to HBO for One Night Only

7/26/2018 - Congressional Republicans Seek to Impeach Rod Rosenstein

7/26/2018 - Groundbreaking Legislation Will Give Domestic Violence Survivors in New Zealand 10 Days of Paid Leave

7/26/2018 - Target Is So Sorry for Its Ill-Advised Attempt to 'Honor' Punk Club CBGB

7/26/2018 - DOJ Email Asks U.S. Attorneys to Refer to Undocumented Immigrants As 'Illegal Aliens'

7/26/2018 - Stronger Than Yesterday: The History of the Women-Only Gym

7/26/2018 - Demi Lovato Will Reportedly Go ‘Straight to Rehab’ After Leaving the Hospital

7/26/2018 - The Whole 9 to 5 Gang Is Heading Back to the Office

7/26/2018 - Man Who Smashed Trump's Walk of Fame Star Reportedly Being Bailed Out by Previous Guy Who Did That

7/25/2018 - Turns Out, Not So Easy to Meet Elena Ferrante

7/25/2018 - HBO Programming Chief Says Curb Your Enthusiasm Will Resume 'When David Feels Ready'

7/25/2018 - Grimes Calls Boyfriend Elon Musk's GOP Donations the 'Price of Doing Business'

7/25/2018 - ICE Has Arrested 5 Times As Many Undocumented Immigrants As Last Year, Boasts ICE

7/25/2018 - What's Your Favorite Christmas in July Song?

7/25/2018 - Sometimes As a Mountain Lion You Have to Take a 6-Hour Nap in a Person's Home

7/25/2018 - Chris Hardwick Got His Job Back

7/25/2018 - Kirstjen Nielsen Would Like Us to Know She Is Not a Racist and Doesn't Believe in Separating Families

7/25/2018 - Lawsuit Alleging Trump Violated the Constitution to Proceed

7/25/2018 - Russell Simmons Selling Off Property as Sexual Assault Allegations Grow

7/25/2018 - Carole Radziwill Picks Worst Time Ever to Return to Journalism

7/25/2018 - Make Rom-coms Great Again

7/25/2018 - All of Our Terrible Summer Jobs

7/25/2018 - Harvard Sorority Goes Gender-Neutral in Face of Sanctions

7/25/2018 - HBO President Gaslights Everyone Who Hated This Season of Westworld

7/25/2018 - Liquid Water Has Been Found On Mars, so Let's Move

7/25/2018 - Michelle Williams Will Earn Equal Pay for Her Role in the Bob Fosse TV Series

7/25/2018 - Bold as Brass Trio Allegedly Walks Into Lululemon and Steals $17,000 Worth of Leggings

7/25/2018 - Fish Oil Is a Scam

7/25/2018 - We Can Now Listen to Trump Discuss Payments to Silence Former Playboy Model Karen McDougal

7/25/2018 - Brigitte Nielsen Shares Photos of New Baby Frida Following Shortest Celebrity Pregnancy Ever

7/25/2018 - A Racist Resigns

7/25/2018 - Joan Jett Navigates the 'Boys Club' of Rock and Roll in Bad Reputation Documentary

7/25/2018 - Early Reports About Demi Lovato Were 'Incorrect,' but She's Currently 'Awake and With Family'

7/25/2018 - Goop Is Finally Going to Fact-Check Its Bullshit Claims

7/25/2018 - Marine Biologist Melissa Cristina Márquez Was Bitten and Dragged by a Crocodile...and Lived to Tell Her Story

7/25/2018 - Sweet Tart Is a Cat and the Mayor of a Small Michigan Town

7/24/2018 - Brock Turner's Lawyer Insists to Appeals Court That His Client Wanted 'Outercourse'

7/24/2018 - Messages of Support for Demi Lovato Pour in Following Reported Overdose

7/24/2018 - A Lawsuit Against the Kushner Family's Real Estate Company Will Go to Court As Planned

7/24/2018 - Another Former Ohio State University Employee Has Been Accused of Sexual Misconduct

7/24/2018 - The Feds Think They're Your Dad, Disapprove of the #InMyFeelings Challenge

7/24/2018 - Meet Paris Hilton, a Self-Made Rich Person

7/24/2018 - Oh How We Wish We Could Turn Back Time and Remake Mamma Mia! 2

7/24/2018 - Report: Demi Lovato Rushed to Hospital After Overdose [Updated]

7/24/2018 - Wow, I Can't Wait for This New Cozy Mystery!

7/24/2018 - Clare Bronfman, Heir to Seagram Liquor Fortune, Arrested in NXIVM Sex Cult Case

7/24/2018 - Goodbye Ivanka Trump (TM)

7/24/2018 - Mascara Is Dead, Long Live Mascara

7/24/2018 - Karlie Kloss and Jared Kushner's Brother: Engaged!

7/24/2018 - The Women Are Coming for Nevada

7/24/2018 - 51 More Women Sue USC Over Years of Gynecologist's Alleged Abuse

7/24/2018 - A Ridiculous Prince Jane Austen Couldn't Stand Bought One of Her First Books

7/24/2018 - Marie Kondo Is Coming to Rescue Disorganized, Problem-Child Americans With Very Nice Boxes

7/24/2018 - Conservative Writer Listens to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Speak, Maybe Wants to Become Socialist

7/24/2018 - Haunted? Rat Die in It? Why Is Carole Radziwill Selling This Great Tube Top?

7/24/2018 - Rick and Morty Co-Creator Dan Harmon Apologizes for 'Baby Doll Rape Video'

7/24/2018 - Old Man Lauer Wants You to Get Off His Lawn

7/24/2018 - Sarah Huckabee Sanders Might Quit and Everyone Who's Ever Worked at Fox News Might Replace Her

7/24/2018 - What ‘Fucked Up’ Thing Did Mila Kunis Do That Ended Her Relationship With Macaulay Culkin?

7/24/2018 - There's a Petition to Have the Netflix Series Insatiable Cancelled for 'Fat-Shaming'

7/24/2018 - Family of Minneapolis Woman Fatally Shot by Cops Files Federal Lawsuit

7/23/2018 - Fuck Right Off With This

7/23/2018 - Lawrence Will Not Return to Insecure, Has Broken My Heart

7/23/2018 - Pete Davidson & Ariana Grande Don't Give a FUCK About Instagram Trolls (or Give Too Many Fucks?)

7/23/2018 - Scams of the Day, Ranked!

7/23/2018 - Donald Trump to Punish His Political Enemies Again

7/23/2018 - Schlitterbahn's Water Slide Is Still Summer's Most Terrifying Cautionary Tale

7/23/2018 - The Halsey and G-Eazy Explainer You Never Knew You Needed and Probably Don't Want

7/23/2018 - No Good Boy Deserves This

7/23/2018 - UnREAL's Exhausting Final Season Suspends Reality in Favor of Horror

7/23/2018 - My Pussy Is Reinvigorated

7/23/2018 - Will Nevada's Brothels Shutter Thanks to Trump -Loving Dennis Hof's Political Campaign?

7/23/2018 - Why Isn't Jason Momoa Fully Unclothed in Aquaman?

7/23/2018 - What Eighth Grade Means to Its Teen Stars

7/23/2018 - Time for the BeyHive to Hack Rome

7/23/2018 - Claire's 4-Week Bug Repellent Diary: I Don't Want to Be a Blood Bag Anymore

7/23/2018 - Prepare Thyselves, Because the Julia Robertsnaissance Is Upon Us

7/23/2018 - Please Don't Fuck on This Beach

7/23/2018 - Barbara Lee Launches Bid to Unfuck the Democratic Party

7/23/2018 - Weirdly, It Was Very Easy to Trick a Racist Man Into Being Racist on TV

7/23/2018 - 'Dump Him' Is a Feminist Psalm: Kelli María Korducki on the Feminist History of Breaking Up

7/23/2018 - Bad Trend Alert: Beach Impalings

7/23/2018 - Could R. Kelly's New Song 'I Admit' Be Considered Evidence?

7/23/2018 - SuperGirl's Nicole Maines on Scarlett Johansson's Trans Role: 'We Deserve to Exist As We Do'

7/23/2018 - Good Morning?

7/23/2018 - Trump Wants to Find His Light

7/23/2018 - Some of Marvel’s Biggest Names Appear to Have Gotten a Memo to Publicly Defend Director James Gunn

7/23/2018 - Cuba Is on Its Way to Legalizing Same-Sex Marriage

7/23/2018 - Federal Judge Rules That Anti-Abortion Protesters Are Not Harassing Patients Outside New York Clinic

7/22/2018 - India Finally Gets Rid Of Its Massive Tax on Sanitary Pads

7/22/2018 - Quiz: Why Did Taylor Swift Make Selena Gomez a Birthday Cake She'll Never Eat?

7/22/2018 - The Star Tribune Finds That Minnesota Law Enforcement Largely Ignores Rape

7/22/2018 - There are Plenty of Fish in the Sea for Nicki, but She Went With the Goblin Shark

7/22/2018 - Indya Moore's Style Is Whatever She Wants It to Be

7/22/2018 - That Is Miss Lindsay Lohan Vanderpump to You

7/21/2018 - Saturday Night Social: Here Are 2 Minutes of Godzilla, Millie Bobby Brown, and the Giant Moth Acting Together

7/21/2018 - Roseanne Is Unleashing More...Content

7/21/2018 - Yes, You Were Probably Moving the Ouija Board Thingy

7/21/2018 - Report: A Woman (of Course) Secretly Donated $5.5 Million to Woman Artists Over Two Decades

7/21/2018 - Black-ish Star Anthony Anderson Is Being Investigated for Alleged Sexual Assault

7/20/2018 - Over 100 Former Ohio State Student Athletes Allege Sexual Misconduct by Deceased Team Doctor

7/20/2018 - Scott Pruitt Left Us All a Little Going Away Present

7/20/2018 - Macklemore Plays God, the Internet Are Saints, and Bebe Rexha's a Total Mess

7/20/2018 - An Anti-Abortion Group Circulated the Home Addresses of Planned Parenthood Providers [Updated]

7/20/2018 - Burberry Is Burning Its Own Clothes, Because Capitalism

7/20/2018 - Montana's 24-Hour Product Diary: Get Wit It Or Get Lost

7/20/2018 - Martha Wears a Choker

7/20/2018 - What Do You Think Mike Pence Is Doing at This Very Moment?

7/20/2018 - We Will Pay Post Malone $37.18 to Not Perform at Justin Bieber's Wedding

7/20/2018 - A Playlist of What I Imagine White Women Listen to at Bachelorette Parties

7/20/2018 - CVS Pharmacist Allegedly Humiliated, Denied a Woman Her Hormone Therapy Medication

7/20/2018 - Everything I've Tried to Stop Sweating on the Subway

7/20/2018 - Lauren Greenfield on Generation Wealth and the Culture of Money That Made Trump Possible

7/20/2018 - Can a Black Man Get a Fair Trial in a Courthouse That Honors the Confederacy?

7/20/2018 - And Now the FBI Has a Tape of Trump Discussing Hush Money Over an Alleged Affair

7/20/2018 - 10 Year Old Girl Dies in Somalia Following Complications from Female Genital Mutilation Surgery

7/20/2018 - Rediscovered Texas Cemetery Contains Remains of Dozens of African Americans Forced Into Convict Labor

7/20/2018 - Pro-Gun Activists Are Following Parkland Teens Around the Country in an Armored Vehicle

7/20/2018 - It Looks Like Honey Boo Boo's 15 Minutes Have Been Renewed Yet Again

7/20/2018 - The Trump Administration May Keep Hundreds of Migrant Families Forcibly Separated Indefinitely

7/20/2018 - American Horror Story Season 8 Is About the Apocalypse, Which Seems Relevant

7/20/2018 - White House Sad

7/20/2018 - Jennifer Hudson and Taylor Swift Will Get to Be CATS

7/20/2018 - Rise to the Sound of Roseanne's Bone-Chilling Screams

7/20/2018 - The Mysterious Black Sarcophagus Has Been Opened

7/20/2018 - If Women's Media Is a Scam, How Come Nobody Ever Calls Sports Media a Scam?

7/19/2018 - Look for Bristol Palin on the Next Season of MTV's Teen Mom OG

7/19/2018 - Thanks to the Trump Administration, the Endangered Species Act Is Itself Endangered

7/19/2018 - This Jeff Goldblum Statue Is a Sexy Celebrity Now

7/19/2018 - Did You Say as Much Dumb Shit Today as Kirstjen Nielsen??

7/19/2018 - What Have You Done to Deserve a Rihanna Reggae Album and a Rihanna Pop Album?

7/19/2018 - Report: It's Been a Cruel (Cruel) Cruel Summer for Tiffany Trump

7/19/2018 - Is This From 1982? [Updated]

7/19/2018 - Which Is the Dirtiest Word for Popsicle?

7/19/2018 - Maybe Cool It on the Bivalves This Summer

7/19/2018 - M.I.A. Recalls Turbulent Childhood in Trailer for the Documentary She Criticized

7/19/2018 - Let's Not Do This

7/19/2018 - When Dr. Pimple Popper Encounters the Biggest Cyst and Milia She's Ever Seen, We Encounter Hell

7/19/2018 - What the Fuck Is This Roe v. Wade Movie?

7/19/2018 - Divas Talking About Divas Is the Best Internet Video Genre

7/19/2018 - There's Now a Streaming TV Service Just for Royal Mega-Fans

7/19/2018 - Maria Butina Made a Republican Operative Do Her Homework, Maintained 4.0 GPA

7/19/2018 - The ESPYS Honor Survivors of Larry Nassar's Abuse: 'It Could Have Been Avoided'

7/19/2018 - Herpes Drew a Scarlet Letter Across My Breasts

7/19/2018 - Jennifer Lopez Accidentally and Then Intentionally Scams Her Way to the Top in Second Act

7/19/2018 - Let's Take a Moment to Ponder the Sad, Difficult Lives of Republican Women

7/19/2018 - A Movie Based on Wham!'s 'Last Christmas' Is on the Way

7/19/2018 - Spicy Spicied, Again

7/19/2018 - So Bono, Jay Z, and Beyonce Walk Into a Restaurant

7/19/2018 - Women Are Being Harassed on Spotify Because Men Can Make Any Platform Awful

7/19/2018 - Refinery29's Money Diaries Aren't the 'Revolution' They Promise

7/19/2018 - Donald Trump Dreams About Joe Biden

7/19/2018 - On Second Thought, Tape Is No Replacement for a Swimsuit

7/19/2018 - Are Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Coming to the States or What?

7/18/2018 - Alice Wetterlund Says T.J. Miller Was a 'Bully' on Silicon Valley Set and Male Cast Members Were 'Complicit'

7/18/2018 - Matt Lauer Reportedly 'Furious' Over Losing Millions of Dollars and a Horse Farm in Divorce Settlement

7/18/2018 - Trump, the President, Concedes That He Is 'Responsible for Things That Happen in This Country'

7/18/2018 - Don't Let Campari Ruin Your Alcoholic Beverages This Summer

7/18/2018 - Don Jr. Dump

7/18/2018 - Hasidic Women Fight to Be EMTs in the Documentary 93 Queen

7/18/2018 - Are You Kidding Me With This Shit, Jenny McCarthy? [Updated]

7/18/2018 - Being a Redhead Does Not Make You a Spy for Russia, White House Clarifies

7/18/2018 - Mildred Robert Get Back in This Car Right Now

7/18/2018 - What Could Possibly Outlast These Whirlwind Celebrity Engagements?

7/18/2018 - I Never Met A Chip I Didn't Like

7/18/2018 - Revenge Porn Took My Career. The Law Couldn't Get It Back

7/18/2018 - Look, the Crocs Heel Is Good

7/18/2018 - The Merits of Zayn Malik's Dorky New Single 'Sour Diesel,' Debated

7/18/2018 - Lawsuit Challenging a Mandatory Fetal Burial Law Is Underway in Texas This Week

7/18/2018 - Matt Groening on Apu Criticism: 'People Love to Pretend They're Offended'

7/18/2018 - Harvey Weinstein Wants Ashley Judd to Dismiss Her Lawsuit, Claims His Conduct Was Not 'Severe'

7/18/2018 - Respect to the Fake Teen and Felicity Writer Who Scammed Hollywood

7/18/2018 - Necrophilic Crow Goth As Fuck

7/18/2018 - Spain Proposes 'Yes Means Yes' Sexual Consent Law After Gang Rape of Teen

7/18/2018 - All Hail Mother Pat McGrath

7/18/2018 - Ivanka Killed Millennial Pink

7/18/2018 - A Study on the Mythical 'Abortion Pill Reversal' Was Just Withdrawn

7/18/2018 - Adrian Grenier Is ONLY the Shitty Boyfriend in The Devil Wears Prada to Me

7/18/2018 - Lawsuit Alleges That Migrant Families in Detention Were Left to Drink Toilet Water, Denied Medical Care

7/18/2018 - Ciara (Uh Huh) Returns With the Mesmerizing 'Level Up'

7/18/2018 - Michelle Williams 'Proudly' Checks Into Mental Health Facility As Friends Shower Her With Support

7/18/2018 - BIG News for Cynthia Nixon

7/18/2018 - Apparently These Crocs With Heels Are Very Much in Demand

7/18/2018 - At This Point Are We Just Shooting Sperm Into Space to See What Sticks?

7/17/2018 - The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants Is Being Made Into a Musical!

7/17/2018 - Cher Nearly Suffered a Wardrobe Malfunction at the Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again Premiere

7/17/2018 - The Oath Keepers Have Vowed to Protest Outside Maxine Waters' Offices

7/17/2018 - Andrew Cuomo's Campaign Had One Very Enthusiastic Small Donor Who Also Happens to Live at the Same Address As an Andrew Cuomo Aide

7/17/2018 - As a Cat's Butthole, I am Offended

7/17/2018 - Pussy Riot Sentenced to 15 Days in Jail for Running Onto the Field During the World Cup Final

7/17/2018 - Meet My New Best Friend, a Giant Duck-Eating Catfish

7/17/2018 - Tyrese Has Seen the Error of His Ways Regarding His Feud With Dwayne Johnson

7/17/2018 - WAS THERE COLLUSION?

7/17/2018 - Trump: Oops I Meant the Total Opposite of What I Said About Russia!

7/17/2018 - Who Cares If Speaking Out on #MeToo Helps a Celebrity's Brand?

7/17/2018 - The 'Empowerment' of Breastfeeding Has Become a Farce

7/17/2018 - There's Another Movie About Gay Conversion Therapy Coming

7/17/2018 - Pete Davidson and Dennis Rodman Are Identical Now

7/17/2018 - Marsha Ambrosius Seamlessly Infuses Politics and Sexuality Into Classic-Sounding R&B

7/17/2018 - 50 Cent Tells The View He Would 'Never' Make Fun of a Sexual Assault Victim, But...

7/17/2018 - Air Force One to Get Trump Makeover Thank God

7/17/2018 - Watch a Shirtless, Cereal-Eating Ansel Elgort Pitch a Matcha Energy Drink Literally Called 'Hustle'

7/17/2018 - Migrant Women Who Were Sexually Assaulted in ICE Detention Are Telling Their Stories

7/17/2018 - GQ Did the Impossible: They Made Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott Seem Like a Normal Couple

7/17/2018 - It Is Me, Britney Spears's Empowering 24th Fragrance

7/17/2018 - It's Important and Slightly Alarming That Elle Macpherson Is Dating Anti-Vaccine Ex-Doc Andrew Wakefield

7/17/2018 - 2 Men Convicted of Rape in Italy Given Retrial Because the Victim Drank Alcohol

7/17/2018 - The Disappearing Rural Maternity Ward

7/17/2018 - Aubrey O'Day Is Extremely Mad About That Wild Trump-Putin Press Conference

7/17/2018 - The Live-Action Rugrats Movie Sounds Like Uncanny Valley Hell

7/17/2018 - Jessica Biel Shuts Down Chocolate Shop Day Care Concept After Two Years of Bad Reviews

7/17/2018 - Cher Is Giving Us a Whole Album of ABBA Covers

7/17/2018 - This Stranger Things Season 3 Teaser Reminds Us Once Again That Claire's Is Gone

7/16/2018 - The Trump Baby Blimp Is Coming to America

7/16/2018 - Kim Kardashian Says Her Decision to Wear Cornrows Was 'Okay,' So That's That

7/16/2018 - Palace Denies Charles and William Snubbed Trump Because They Were Never Gonna Meet in the First Place

7/16/2018 - A Judge Has Temporarily Halted Deportations of Reunified Families

7/16/2018 - This Mysterious Celeb Real Estate Blogger Has Finally Been Revealed

7/16/2018 - Barbie's Friend Midge is Back… And Sucks!

7/16/2018 - King Princess Has No Chill

7/16/2018 - My Husband Claims He Makes More Money Than Me Even Though He's a Willow Tree I Married in an Elaborate Ceremony

7/16/2018 - Not Even Drake Can Get Away From Drake

7/16/2018 - Sexism Is Making You Sleepy

7/16/2018 - I Will Not Tolerate Any Slander of This Baby Rat Just Trying to Start Her Life

7/16/2018 - Girlfriends Creator Agrees With Me That the Show Needs a Proper Ending, Maybe a Movie

7/16/2018 - Remember the Leesburg Stockade Girls

7/16/2018 - Concept: Female Architects

7/16/2018 - 'Cool Lisa' Simpson Is the Ultimate Summer Fashion Icon

7/16/2018 - Kurt Metzger, Comedian With a History of Harassing Women, Wrote for Sacha Baron Cohen's Show

7/16/2018 - Putin Gives Trump Soccer Ball, Sort of Addresses Pee Tape

7/16/2018 - Why Does the Felicity Jones Movie About Ruth Bader Ginsburg Look Like a Bad Made-For-TV Romcom?

7/16/2018 - Central American Refugees Are Fleeing Climate Change, Too

7/16/2018 - Lawsuit Claims S-Town Podcast Exploited Its Late Subject for Profit

7/16/2018 - What Is She Thinking?

7/16/2018 - Guess You Might Have to See Unfriended: Dark Web Twice!

7/16/2018 - Yvette Nicole Brown Will Fill In for Chris Hardwick on Talking Dead Following Abuse Allegations

7/16/2018 - The Trump Administration Is Using DUIs and Other Low-Level Offenses to Keep Families Separated

7/16/2018 - Here's Your First Glimpse at the New Les Mis, Which Is Based on the Novel NOT the Musical, OK?

7/16/2018 - Emma Roberts and Hayden Christensen Are Star-Crossed Lovers From Warring Pizza Families in Little Italy

7/16/2018 - Canadians Have the Good Sense to Reject Ivanka Trump (Branded Clothing)

7/16/2018 - Meghan Markle’s Dad Is Really Bumming Me Out These Days

7/16/2018 - The Fourth and Final Season of UnReal Is Available on Hulu at This Very Moment

7/16/2018 - Official Royal Christening Photos Prove Prince Louis Still a Baby, Harry & Meghan Still in Love

7/15/2018 - Let's All Help Cardi B's Baby Get Some Sleep

7/15/2018 - Finland's Journalists Seem Very Excited to Meet Donald Trump!

7/15/2018 - Mandy Moore Has Listened to My Tweenage Pleas & Is Making Music Again

7/15/2018 - Nancy Meyers Is 'Interested' in Making a Something's Gotta Give Sequel, Which Interests Me

7/15/2018 - Four Members of Pussy Riot Ran Onto the Field During Sunday's World Cup Final in an Act of Protest

7/15/2018 - Pete Davidson Gave Ariana Grande 'the Most Precious Thing' He Owns: His Late Father’s FDNY Badge

7/14/2018 - Saturday Night Social: Elon Musk Reportedly Donated to a Republican PAC

7/14/2018 - Mother Charged With Homicide After Her Baby Died From Drugs Allegedly Transmitted Through Breast Milk

7/14/2018 - Sacha Baron Cohen Probably Punked Roy Moore, so Now I Will Watch His New Show

7/14/2018 - Billy Bush's Wife Sydney Davis Has Finally Filed for Divorce

7/13/2018 - My Pussy Is Hideous

7/13/2018 - Men's Rights Activists Are Still Going After Ladies Nights

7/13/2018 - Crime Time

7/13/2018 - Before Turning the Page on the #PlaneBae Saga, Let's Take a Second to Talk About Euan Holden

7/13/2018 - Sophie's 24-Hour Product Diary: Fulfilling My Lifelong Dream of Writing a Jezebel Product Diary

7/13/2018 - Ariana Grande Makes Us Pray to a Feminist Woman God

7/13/2018 - Harvey Weinstein Denies Report That Says He Offered Women 'Acting Jobs in Exchange for Sex'

7/13/2018 - Scarlett Johansson Has Decided Not to Play a Trans Man After All

7/13/2018 - The Perfect Temperature Is 74 Degrees

7/13/2018 - 'This Is Fucked Up, But Also I'm Crying': Rewatching The Notebook in 2018

7/13/2018 - King Donald

7/13/2018 - We The Animals Is Going to Wreck Us All in the Best Way

7/13/2018 - I Cried During Skyscraper

7/13/2018 - This New York Times Writer Failed to Mention She Used Her Husband As a Source on Vagina Selfies

7/13/2018 - FEMA Admits It Fucked Up Hurricane Maria Response, Recommends Puerto Rico Get Better at Fending for Itself

7/13/2018 - As 6ix9ine's Arrests and Charges Pile Up, His Child-Sex Case Remains Unresolved

7/13/2018 - Brett Kavanaugh Held a Door for Me Once When My Hands Were Full With Groceries

7/13/2018 - Downton Abbey Is Really, Truly, Finally Gonna Be a Movie, For Real This Time

7/13/2018 - Trump Administration Has Missed Deadline to Reunite Children Separated From Parents

7/13/2018 - Bravo Will Change the Name of Jerry O'Connell's Talk Show to Something Less Homophobic

7/13/2018 - Celebrities Ask the Assholes Blaming Asia Argento for Anthony Bourdain's Death to Stop, Seriously, Just Stop

7/13/2018 - Justin Bieber Reportedly Dropped Half a Million Dollars on Hailey Baldwin’s Engagement Ring

7/13/2018 - Grotesque 'Trump Baby' Blimp Takes to the Skies!

7/13/2018 - Call Me by Your.....Sequel???

7/13/2018 - Woodchucks Feasted on Paul Ryan's Car

7/12/2018 - Is the Former West Wing Cast Uniting for a Reboot, or Just Horny?

7/12/2018 - Ontario Schools Will Go Back to Using Outdated Sex-Ed Curriculum From 1998

7/12/2018 - Rooney Mara and Joaquin Phoenix Are in Love and Even Have the Same Taste in Marriage ('Too Mainstream')

7/12/2018 - Putting Kids in Cages Is Making Private Contractors Rich

7/12/2018 - Yes, I Will Watch West Side Story on Broadway, Thank You for Asking!

7/12/2018 - Anna Wintour Is a Sneakerhead Now

7/12/2018 - Who Doesn't Have an Emmy?

7/12/2018 - The Gig Economy Is Destroying the Livelihoods of Domestic Workers

7/12/2018 - What Is Melania Trying to Tell Us With This Piss-Colored Gown?

7/12/2018 - Netflix Released the Trailer for Its Teen Movie About a Severed Penis

7/12/2018 - Jesus Must Win So That John Legend Can EGOT

7/12/2018 - Hey, Remember How Much Bustle Founder Bryan Goldberg Sucks?

7/12/2018 - Mira Sorvino Says a Casting Director 'Gagged Me With a Condom' When She Was 16

7/12/2018 - Tom Tom Is Finally Come Coming

7/12/2018 - Thousands of Low-Income People Are About to Lose Access to Their Local Farmer's Markets

7/12/2018 - My Summer Look Is Layers of Plush Pillows

7/12/2018 - Here Are Your 2018 Emmy Nominations

7/12/2018 - Behold the Mary Queen of Scots Trailer That Will Birth a Thousand Memes

7/12/2018 - Dr. Pimple Popper Clears Pores, Uplifts, and Induces Gagging

7/12/2018 - Surprise! Republicans Are Still Trying to Undermine Funding for Gun Research

7/12/2018 - What Do We Think of This Engagement Ring?

7/12/2018 - LeBron James Absolutely Must Be Cast As the Lead in a Comedy

7/12/2018 - Top Executive Leaves Billboard After Being Accused of Suppressing Stories About Sexual Harassment

7/12/2018 - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Democratic Primary Opponent Will Remain on the Ballot Because of Some Bullshit

7/12/2018 - Men Hold Each Other Tenderly

7/12/2018 - Director Jon M. Chu Won't Let the Thai Cave Rescue Story Be Whitewashed on Screen

7/12/2018 - Trump Has Extremely Chill Take on Election Meddling, Will Tell Putin 'Don't Do It Again'

7/12/2018 - Nicki Minaj Gave Cardi B a $5,000 Baby Gift, But What Does it Mean?!

7/12/2018 - Charges Against Stormy Daniels Dropped After Ohio Strip Club Arrest [Updated]

7/11/2018 - There's a New, Dystopian Game Show Where People Compete to Have Their Student Loan Debts Paid

7/11/2018 - R.I.P. Zsa Zsa, World's Ugliest Dog for 2 Glorious Weeks

7/11/2018 - Someone Allegedly Stole Demi Moore's Credit Card and Went Wild at 3 Separate Nordstrom Locations

7/11/2018 - Trump Asbestos Is a Little on the Nose, Guys

7/11/2018 - Historical Blind Item: Annals of Incivility Edition

7/11/2018 - Keira Knightley's Latest Turn in a Corset Is the Scandalous Colette

7/11/2018 - Paul Manafort's Jail Setup Honestly Sounds Nicer Than My Apartment [Updated]

7/11/2018 - Childish Gambino Is Blatantly Angling for That Song of the Summer

7/11/2018 - Kylie Jenner Ain't That 'Self-Made'

7/11/2018 - Donald Trump Loves Everything Emmanuel Macron Says Even When He Can't Understand It Because It's in French

7/11/2018 - Ireland Is Changing Cervical Cancer Screenings After a String of Deaths Due to Testing Errors

7/11/2018 - Let's Escape the Dumpster Fire That Is 2018 With a Visit to the Early 2000s

7/11/2018 - Britney Spears: 'Burger's Fine'

7/11/2018 - Oops! Meghan Markle May Have Expressed an Opinion About Abortion

7/11/2018 - 4 Porn Actors Allege Sexual Abuse by Top Industry Agent

7/11/2018 - Who's In This Mysterious Black Sarcophagus That We Should Definitely Open?

7/11/2018 - Looks Like The Rock Isn't Running for President After All!

7/11/2018 - The BBC Narrows, Does Not Close, the Pay Gap Among Male and Female Presenters

7/11/2018 - Kazakhstan Residents Polarized by Extremely Beautiful, Flammable, 40-Foot Squirrel

7/11/2018 - Cardi B Had Her Baby!!!

7/11/2018 - Blogger Who Lied About Having Cancer Still Hasn't Paid Fine for Tricking Readers

7/11/2018 - Why Trans Women Fear Crossing the Border

7/11/2018 - 'He Didn’t Recognize Me': Migrant Parents Are Slowly Being Reunited With Their Deeply Traumatized Children

7/11/2018 - Cissy Houston Condemns Whitney Documentary, Including Molestation Allegations

7/11/2018 - Damn Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Won a Primary She Didn't Even Enter

7/11/2018 - DJ Who Groped Taylor Swift Claims She 'Ruined' His Life, Says He Was 'Always the Gentleman'

7/11/2018 - Instagram Model Says Being Bitten by a Shark During Bahamas Photo Shoot Was a 'Big Learning Lesson'

7/10/2018 - Here's the Trailer for Conversion Therapy Camp Drama The Miseducation of Cameron Post

7/10/2018 - More Than 100 State and Local Elected Officials Have Called for the Abolition of ICE

7/10/2018 - Serena Williams' Ex Showed Up at Wimbledon and Watched Her Play

7/10/2018 - 'MEMBA HER?!

7/10/2018 - Get Ready for a Beyoncé x Balmain Limited Edition Coachella Collection

7/10/2018 - Fake Melania???

7/10/2018 - Millennial Pink Is Older Than Recorded History

7/10/2018 - [Maury Voice] Clover Hope, YOU ARE THE ZADDY!

7/10/2018 - Trump Administration Plans to Pay for Costs of Imprisoning Migrant Children by Stealing From HIV/AIDS Program

7/10/2018 - Blessed Be the Fruit, Ladies!! [Updated]

7/10/2018 - Is the End of RuPaul's Drag Race Nigh?

7/10/2018 - Wear Boxer Briefs, If You Want

7/10/2018 - Another Woman Accuses Russell Simmons of Rape, Bringing Total Allegations to Over a Dozen

7/10/2018 - Green Day's 'American Idiot' Is Charting Again 'Cause of Trump (Guess Why)

7/10/2018 - Beep Beep! All Aboard My Personal Tram to the Hollywood Sign!

7/10/2018 - Yes, Lesbians Do It Better

7/10/2018 - Leonard Lopate Is Unfortunately at Large Again

7/10/2018 - Women Musicians Call Out Sexist Ad For "Pussy Melter" Guitar Effect

7/10/2018 - Who Hailey Baldwin Is Not

7/10/2018 - Chrissy Teigen: 'Creepy' Men Try to Photograph Me Pumping Breastmilk

7/10/2018 - Jane Austen's Unfinished Novel Sanditon, About Seaside Hijinks, Is Gonna Be a TV Series

7/10/2018 - A Few Emo Predictions for the RomCom Life Itself, Starring Oscar Isaac and Olivia Wilde

7/10/2018 - An Ode on 'Hurtling Towards Middle Age'

7/10/2018 - Trump Blames Migrant Families for His Administration's Decision to Kidnap Them

7/10/2018 - The Reese Witherspoon TV Dynasty Has Begun Y'all

7/10/2018 - Living Doll Tyra Banks Has Found Her Co-Star for Life-Size 2

7/10/2018 - The New York Times Makes the Liberal's Case (Again)

7/10/2018 - Dio Mio! George Clooney Was Hit by a Car While Scooting Around Italy

7/10/2018 - All of the Boys and Their Coach Have Been Rescued From the Thai Cave!!

7/10/2018 - Dude CEO of Feminist Apparel: Feminism Is Me Firing My Staff for Finding Out I Sexually Abused Women

7/9/2018 - Congratulations to Brett Kavanaugh, Trump's SCOTUS Pick & 2nd Horseman of the Apocalypse

7/9/2018 - Miss Massachusetts Contestant Quits Over #MeToo Joke at Pageant

7/9/2018 - Blessings to Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Who Is Healing Nicely in Hawaii

7/9/2018 - Angela Merkel Owes Trump 'One Trillion Dollars,' According to Trump

7/9/2018 - CBP and ICE Officials Are Shackling Pregnant Women, Deny Them Care When They Miscarry

7/9/2018 - Ava DuVernay Adds Michael K. Williams, John Leguizamo to Central Park Five Series Cast

7/9/2018 - Overheard Au Café

7/9/2018 - This Fucked Up Game Show Promises to 'Pay Off' Your Student Loans

7/9/2018 - Wow, 1958's Song of the Summer Doesn't Sound a Day Over 100

7/9/2018 - Donald Trump Loves Breastfeeding, Says Donald Trump

7/9/2018 - Prince Louis, Already Bored of This Royalty Shit, Arrives Sound Asleep for His Own Christening

7/9/2018 - Sharp Objects Dissects Our Morbid Desire for Stories About Dead Girls

7/9/2018 - 68-Year-Old Woman Dies After Utility Company Cuts Power for Oxygen Tank Following Overdue Bill

7/9/2018 - California Prosecutor Calls Maxine Waters 'Loud-Mouthed' Cunt, Wonders Why She Hasn't Been Shot

7/9/2018 - Woman Says Her Job Offer at MoMA PS1 Was Rescinded After She Had a Baby

7/9/2018 - Brandy Insists 'The Song Is Mine' and Not Monica's

7/9/2018 - All the Completely Non-Murdery Things the Jezebel Staff Would Do on Purge Night

7/9/2018 - Colorado Doesn't Have Statewide Training Standards in Place for the Teachers It Lets Carry Guns

7/9/2018 - Get Ready to Bring Your Alternative Straws to Starbucks

7/9/2018 - The Inmates Get New Prison Digs, Frenemies in Orange Is the New Black's Season 6 Trailer

7/9/2018 - Harvey Weinstein Pleads Not Guilty To New Charge of Forcible Sexual Act

7/9/2018 - Is It Good or Bad That There's No Sign of Lawrence in the Season 3 Trailer for Insecure?

7/9/2018 - Thai Cave Rescue: The Boys Are Coming Out!!!

7/9/2018 - ACLU Says Less Than Half of Migrant Families Will Be Reunited by Tuesday Deadline

7/9/2018 - Jerry O'Connell Will Host the Horrifically Titled Talk Show Real Men Watch Bravo

7/9/2018 - Trump to Fuck Up Your Night, and Life, With 9 P.M. Supreme Court Announcement

7/9/2018 - The Favourite Trailer Promises Dark Comedy About the Absurdity of Court Life

7/9/2018 - Robin Wright on Kevin Spacey: 'I Don't Know Her'

7/9/2018 - Kylie Jenner Had Her Lip Injections Sucked Out, Looks Like a New (Old?) Person

7/9/2018 - A Teen Smashed the Stonewall Inn's Iconic Sign Because He Was Mad About Getting Kicked Out

7/8/2018 - A Group of Angry Protesters Followed Mitch McConnell Through a Restaurant Parking Lot

7/8/2018 - Activists Disappointed By Pitifully Low Turnout Numbers at Pro-Gun Marches

7/8/2018 - Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin Are Engaged, But I'm Still Holding a Torch for HadWeGoBiebWin

7/8/2018 - Gal Gadot Stopped By a Virginia Children's Hospital Dressed As Wonder Woman

7/8/2018 - Here Is Sorrow

7/8/2018 - Yes, Britain, Meghan Markle Sounds British Now

7/7/2018 - Saturday Night Social: Tonight, Pour Beer on Your Head for Your New Best Friend England

7/7/2018 - Trans Actors Protesting Scarlett Johansson's Trans Role Are Told They're Jealous, Unskilled Whiners

7/7/2018 - Nicki Minaj and Ariana Grande Made a Video About Fucking, But What Does It Mean?

7/7/2018 - Tyler Perry Got Tiffany Haddish a Tesla; No Further Questions

7/6/2018 - Which Mario Kart 64 Character Sounds the Horniest?

7/6/2018 - Teen Vogue Contributor Permanently Suspended From Twitter Over Tweet Directed at TERFs [Updated]

7/6/2018 - DOJ Requests More Time to Reunite Children They Kidnapped From Parents

7/6/2018 - A Simple Trick to Help You Tell the Difference Between Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump

7/6/2018 - Justin Timberlake Thinks 'Summer Starts Now' (He's Wrong), Plus 'Boo'd Up' Remixes Have Begun

7/6/2018 - Amazon Revealed to Be Shilling a Ton of White Supremacist Crap

7/6/2018 - I Think Ariana Grande Loves Me?

7/6/2018 - A Heck of a Goodbye to Kelly Stout, World's Greatest Dad

7/6/2018 - Lawsuit Claims Baby Was Returned to Migrant Mother Covered in 'Dirt and Lice' After 85-Day Separation

7/6/2018 - Let's Make This the Summer of Cute Slutty Tankinis

7/6/2018 - The New Whitney Houston Documentary Is Painfully Bleak

7/6/2018 - Jodie Foster: 'Every Day Is Gay Pride Day for Me'

7/6/2018 - Goodbye To J.K. Trotter, Whom We Love, But Still Don't Understand

7/6/2018 - Pope Calls on Governments to Stop Acting Like Trash, Lest We Become Trash

7/6/2018 - Trump Proposes Kind and Gentle Bodily Harm Towards Elizabeth Warren (Because, #MeToo)

7/6/2018 - Farewell to Brendan O'Connor, Whom We Could Not Troll No Matter How Hard We Tried

7/6/2018 - Electric Skateboards Are for Dweebs

7/6/2018 - Immigrants Are Being Kicked Out of the Army Now

7/6/2018 - The Trade War Has Begun!!!

7/6/2018 - The Louvre Is Doing a Beyoncé and Jay-Z Inspired Tour, Thanks to 'APESHIT'

7/6/2018 - Steven Universe Aired a Sweet Same-Sex Marriage Proposal

7/6/2018 - Demi Lovato.....................Thank You

7/6/2018 - Anthony Bourdain Left Most of His Assets to His 11-Year-Old Daughter Ariane

7/6/2018 - A Fantastic Woman Director Thinks Scarlett Johansson's Trans Role 'Should Never Be Prohibited'

7/6/2018 - Chris Brown Arrested for Battery in Florida

7/6/2018 - I'm Sorry, Netflix Has Signed a TV Series About Sigmund Freud Solving Mysteries With a Psychic?

7/6/2018 - James Woods' Agent Apparently Felt Too 'Patriotic' to Represent Him Any Longer

7/5/2018 - Statue of Liberty Climber Therese Okoumou Says She Took Michelle Obama's Advice and 'Went as High as I Could'

7/5/2018 - MoviePass Has Launched Its Promised 'Peak Pricing' Surcharge

7/5/2018 - Cardi B Alleges in Lawsuit That Former Manager Tried to Control Her Romantic Life

7/5/2018 - Man Who Covered Up Sexual Harassment at Fox News Has Been Hired by the White House

7/5/2018 - Saying Goodbye to Joanna Rothkopf, a Physically Strong Genius

7/5/2018 - Grifter Resigns

7/5/2018 - Bebe Rexha Is Fuckin' Busy!!!!

7/5/2018 - I'm So Sorry, but Your High School Yearbook Is Hitting the Web

7/5/2018 - Trump Wants an 'All-American' Supreme Court Candidate With a 'Central Casting Image'

7/5/2018 - Federal Government Using DNA Tests to Reunite Migrant Children With Families, Which Obviously Will Go Well

7/5/2018 - Kylie Jenner's Luxury Dog House Has Better AC Than My Apartment

7/5/2018 - Justin Timberlake (Somehow) Senses the Right Time to Collaborate With Drake Is Now

7/5/2018 - Amber Tamblyn Says She's Had 'Difficult' Conversations About #MeToo With Husband David Cross

7/5/2018 - How This Dangerous 'Spiritual Guru' Is Like an Instagram Influencer

7/5/2018 - Can You Handle Idris Elba Playing a Villain Zaddy in the Fast & Furious Spinoff?

7/5/2018 - Black Women Are Pissed Off at Schumer and Pelosi for Failing to Defend Maxine Waters

7/5/2018 - The USPS Paying $3.5M for Putting the Wrong Statue of Liberty on a Stamp Is Everyone This Week

7/5/2018 - Hollywood Medium's Other Scam Involves Telling Celebrities to Their Faces That He Doesn't Recognize Them

7/5/2018 - Let the Kitty Breathe

7/5/2018 - Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith Are Far Too in Love to Refer to Themselves As 'Married'

7/5/2018 - Same-Sex Couples in Hong Kong Granted Equal Visa Rights

7/5/2018 - Kevin Spacey Faces 3 New Sexual Assault Allegations in London

7/5/2018 - It Producers Wanna Bring Back Chucky to Freak You the Fuck Out Again

7/5/2018 - Nia Vardalos and Ian Gomez Are Breaking Up After 25 Years of Marriage

7/5/2018 - Woman Calls Cops on Black State Legislator Canvassing in Her Own Damn District

7/4/2018 - Suzanne Somers Says Morgan Freeman Isn't a Sexual Harasser, Just a 'Big Flirt'

7/4/2018 - Someone Get This Bear Another Marg

7/4/2018 - The BBC Has Reduced Its Gender Pay Gap

7/4/2018 - Scarlett Johansson Is Not Dealing Well With Her Latest Round of Casting Criticism

7/3/2018 - A Salute to Hot Dogs, the Best Meat

7/3/2018 - Fireworks Are Trash

7/3/2018 - Two Fyre Festival Attendees Win $5 Million in Lawsuit and I Bet You're Wishing You Went Now

7/3/2018 - Judge Dismisses Ex-Boyfriend's Plagiarism Lawsuit Against Novelist Emma Cline

7/3/2018 - An Oral History of the Time I Got Stuck in a Rental Car Garage

7/3/2018 - Shirley Manson Wrote About Her History of Self-Harm and How She Manages It Today

7/3/2018 - Columnist Rod Dreher Unpublishes Bonkers Column Linking Anthony Bourdain's Death to Asia Argento's 'Ties to the Occult'

7/3/2018 - Trump Is Getting Rid of Guidelines That Encouraged Racial Diversity in College Admissions

7/3/2018 - Let This Person Who Ghosted on a Parking Ticket for 44 Years Inspire You

7/3/2018 - Trump Denies Initial Request to Lower Flag for Slain Journalists, Then Caves to Public Pressure to Be Human

7/3/2018 - I'm Sad as Heck!

7/3/2018 - Hey Have You Ever Noticed That Cetaphil Looks and Feels Exactly Like Cum?

7/3/2018 - Australian Journalist Asks Woman-Hating Male Senator, Why So Bitchy?

7/3/2018 - I Did It for the Blog

7/3/2018 - Obsessing Over the Quiet Charm of Terrace House

7/3/2018 - 'Women's Identity Is Composed of Myths': Author Samantha Hunt on Mermaids and the Reissue of The Seas

7/3/2018 - A Plus-Size Superhero Is Coming to Town

7/3/2018 - We Would

7/3/2018 - Guy Pearce Implies He Was Harassed by Kevin Spacey While Working on L.A. Confidential

7/3/2018 - Caving to the Far Right, Germany Plans to Build Detention Camps for Asylum Seekers

7/3/2018 - The Trump Administration Does Not Have 'Resources or Procedures' in Place to Reunite Families They Ripped Apart

7/3/2018 - Does Jessica Simpson Spend $100,000 a Month on Postmates or Not?

7/3/2018 - Watch the Powerful Trailer for Jay-Z's Trayvon Martin Series Rest in Power

7/3/2018 - Senator Susan Collins Is Getting a Ton of Coat Hangers at Her Office Right Now

7/2/2018 - Congrats to Page Six, Which Managed to Track Down One Person Who Knows Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Doesn't Care for Her

7/2/2018 - Defendants In Deadly Ghost Ship Fire Take Plea Deals

7/2/2018 - Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin Are for Sure Doin' It

7/2/2018 - Want Your Stolen Kid Back? That'll Be $576.20

7/2/2018 - Evangeline Lilly Is Here for an All-Woman Cast Marvel Movie

7/2/2018 - In Case You Weren't Sure, Trump Official Makes it Super Clear That He Thinks Abortion Rights Are Over

7/2/2018 - Bitch, It's Cardi!

7/2/2018 - Goodbye to Ellie Shechet, the World's Only Ansel Elgort Beat Reporter

7/2/2018 - Report: Everything Bad

7/2/2018 - America's Best Top Chris Unravels Murders and Junk in the Trailer for I Am the Night

7/2/2018 - New Study Says Women Are Freezing Their Eggs Because Men Are Unstable

7/2/2018 - Michelle Wolf Compares Ivanka Trump to Herpes, Which Is Rude to Herpes

7/2/2018 - Jessica Chastain and 6 Dudes Are It's New Grown-Up Losers Club

7/2/2018 - This Summer, Buy a Vintage Tablecloth

7/2/2018 - Harvey Weinstein Charged With 3 Additional Sex Crimes in New York Court [Update]

7/2/2018 - Farewell My Friends, and 'The Dame Jo'

7/2/2018 - Denmark to Separate Immigrant Children From Their Families for Mandatory Sessions in Whiteness

7/2/2018 - The Young Pope Has a New Pope, Because 2 Popes Are Better Than 1

7/2/2018 - Lee Daniels Addresses Mo'Nique 'Blackball' Yet Again, Says 'She Needs to Shut Up'

7/2/2018 - The Families Belong Together March Was a Crash Course on the Violence of Our Immigration System

7/2/2018 - Trump on Roe v. Wade: 'You Never Know How That's Gonna Turn Out'

7/2/2018 - Justin Trudeau Didn't Have Much to Say When Asked About Allegedly Groping a Reporter 18 Years Ago

7/2/2018 - The Look for Fall Is Furry

7/2/2018 - WℋᎯT Tℋℰ Fuℂk ⅅᎾℰЅ TℋℐЅ ℳℰᎯℕ

7/2/2018 - Michael Cohen Would 'Take a Bullet' for Donald Trump If Taking a Bullet Means Maybe Testifying Against Him If It Comes Down to It

7/2/2018 - Beyoncé and Jay-Z Get Stranded Mid-Air During Stage Malfunction, Play It Off Like Goddamn Pros

7/2/2018 - Liam Payne and Cheryl Lazily Announce Split With 2 Identical Twitter Statements

7/2/2018 - Junot Díaz Claims He Was 'Shocked' by Allegations of Sexual Misconduct

7/1/2018 - This Greta Gerwig Remake of Little Women Will Emotionally Destroy Me, but I Guess I'll See It Anyway

7/1/2018 - Mexico City Will Elect Its First Woman Mayor

7/1/2018 - It Sure Seems Like Some White Men Are Afraid of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

7/1/2018 - Brave: Donald Trump Bunkers Down in Jersey Golf Club, Tweets at Men and Women of ICE to Stay Brave

7/1/2018 - Over 60,000 People Disappeared; Here Are the Families Trying to Find Them

7/1/2018 - Angelica Ross on Pose, Beauty Standards, and the Importance of Being Problematic

7/1/2018 - Victoria Beckham Has Not One, but 14 Engagement Rings, Ya Broke Hags

7/1/2018 - Thank God for Abortion at Pride