Uniqlo Vending Machines Are Coming. Run.

New Kids on the Block Are Still Making Obscene Amounts of Money

Jessica Chastain Is Pissed About the Way CBS Casts Women (They Don't)

Russia, Russia, Russia

Michelle Carter Will Serve Two and a Half Years in Prison for Texting Suicide Case

Lorde's Vacation Is Full Of Waterfalls, Glamorous Dinners, and Machetes in the 'Perfect Places' Video

Netflix's True Crime Satire American Vandal Looks Like Absurdist Perfection

Illinois State Rep. Seemingly Worried LGBT Protections In Public Schools Hurt Christians

I'm Trying to Trot My Titties Into This Ta-Ta Towel, Stat

I Don't Care About Your LaCroix Problems

It's About Tom

You Can Buy E.B. White's House, Complete with the Barn From Charlotte's Web

The Strange Case of the Floating Mermaid House Has Been Solved

Jessie Ware's New Video Is Giving Us Big Little Lies in Mallorca

Following in the Footsteps of the American Girls Who Went to Red Russia

Halle Berry's Kidnap Is Dumb, Fun, and Topical

Daughter of Bulleit Bourbon's Founder Alleges She Was Fired for Being a Lesbian

No One Loves Talking About Their Vaginas More Than the Real Housewives

I Need to See a Shrink, But I'm Burned Out on Them

New Bake Off Trailer Features Cute, Singing, Puking Baked Goods

Bonkers Trump Calls to Australian, Mexican Leadership Leak: 'This Shows Me to Be a Dope'

Teen Arrested After Five Girls Accuse Him of Choking and Sexually Assaulting Them

Fyre Festival Organizer Reportedly Seeks Plea Deal for Wire Fraud Charge

Solange Performs With Her Teen Crush: Brandon Boyd Of Incubus

Justin Bieber Posts 'GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT' Apology, Expresses Desire to Be 'SUSTAINABLE'

ICE Agents Deported Two Brothers Following Notification That One of Them Had Gotten Into College

Norwegian Anti-Immigrant Group Members Mistake Empty Bus Seats for Women in Burqas, Suggest They Are Terrorists

Trump Reportedly Threatened to Sue Producers for Not Casting Him as the President in Sharknado 3

Man Obsessively Writing Love Letters to Kendall Jenner Ordered to Stop and Stay Away