Sitemap: 2016 May | Jezebel

5/30/2016 - Protests in Brazil After the Gang Rape of a Teenage Girl Was Mocked on Twitter

5/30/2016 - Britney Spears Is Having a Great Weekend

5/30/2016 - Lily-Rose Depp Is Defending Her Dad

5/30/2016 - Um, Kit Harington Has Experienced Sexism Too

5/30/2016 - The Pope Digs Beauty Vlogs

5/30/2016 - Martha Stewart, Why Are You Hoarding $20 Infant Socks?

5/30/2016 - Italian University Student Burned Alive By Her Ex-Boyfriend

5/30/2016 - Melissa McCarthy to Ghostbusters Haters: 'I Hope They Find a Friend'

5/30/2016 - Damn, Get a Load of This Horse

5/30/2016 - Pope Francis Got to Meet George And Amal Clooney

5/30/2016 - Benjen Stark Returns on Game of Thrones. O Shit Whaddup

5/30/2016 - Finally, Someone Translated the Bible into Emojis

5/30/2016 - Marco Rubio Is Super Sorry for Implying Donald Trump Has a Tiny Penis

5/30/2016 - Comedian Doug Stanhope Claims That Johnny Depp Is Being Blackmailed by Amber Heard

5/29/2016 - Donald Trump Calls Judge Who Unsealed Trump University Record a 'Hater'

5/29/2016 - I Guess Some Libertarians Really Know How to Party

5/29/2016 - Here Is a Video on the History of Vibrators, and Yes, You Are Welcome

5/29/2016 - Formerly 'Missing' Student Nayla Kidd Found Herself and Wants to Tell You All About It

5/29/2016 - Finding Dory Might Feature Disney Pixar's First-Ever Lesbian Couple

5/29/2016 - Kylie Jenner's New Boo PartyNextDoor Has a Lot of Feelings

5/28/2016 - Saturday Night Social: The Muppets on Identity

5/28/2016 - Lucille 'Lou' Stone Richards of the Racine Belles Dead at 90

5/28/2016 - Chelsea Handler's Showrunner for Chelsea has Left After Three Weeks

5/28/2016 - A Few Tweets From Andy Richter That Could Be About Anyone

5/28/2016 - Another Day, Another Person Acting Like a Maniac in a Public Bathroom

5/28/2016 - These Gals Stopped a Rape Last Night

5/28/2016 - Amber Heard Says Johnny Depp's Violence Is Largely Fueled by Drugs and Alcohol

5/27/2016 - Some Legs: A Question

5/27/2016 - Glee's Mark Salling Indicted on Child Porn Charges

5/27/2016 - Dr. Heimlich Finally Does It

5/27/2016 - In Other News, a Group Of 'Ecosexuals' Married the Pacific Ocean This Week

5/27/2016 - And Now, Some Aspirational Swim Caps

5/27/2016 - For Her First Story as a TV Correspondent Elizabeth Smart Covered BYU's Rape Response

5/27/2016 - Amber Heard Is Seeking a Restraining Order Against Johnny Depp

5/27/2016 - Rapper Troy Ave Arrested In Connection With T.I. Concert Shooting

5/27/2016 - Johnny Depp Declined to Comment on His Divorce in a Way That Spoke Volumes

5/27/2016 - The Governor of Louisiana Signed 'Blue Lives Matter' Bill Into Law

5/27/2016 - Bataclan Survivor Accuses Eagles of Death Metal Singer of Spreading Islamophobia

5/26/2016 - Teenager Leaves a Pair of Glasses on the Floor of a Museum, Everyone Mistakes it for Art

5/26/2016 - J.Lo's 'All I Have' Las Vegas Show Is My New Utopia, Complete With Hoverboards

5/26/2016 - Johnny Depp Doesn't Want to Pay Amber Heard a Dime of Spousal Support

5/26/2016 - Donald Trump Found One Hispanic Who Loves Him

5/26/2016 - Fam, Can You Spell 'Dab'?

5/26/2016 - Chris Martin Never Got Around to Signing Gwyneth Paltrow's Divorce Petition

5/26/2016 - Here's a New Scam: Sell Big Piggies But Say They're Little Piggies

5/26/2016 - Trump Wants to Debate Sanders to Raise Millions For 'Maybe Women’s Health Issues or Something'

5/26/2016 - What Hilton Als and The New Yorker Got Wrong About Beyoncé

5/26/2016 - Is Journey Playing at the RNC Or What?

5/26/2016 - Consider These Light Summer Snacks From 1957

5/26/2016 - Man Arrested for Climbing the 'D'

5/26/2016 - Leona Lewis Will Play Grizabella in Cats...Nice

5/26/2016 - Whoops, I Want to See This Sexy Nick Jonas Thriller

5/26/2016 - Defendant in American Eagle Murder Says She Was Coerced By Boyfriend

5/26/2016 - United Kingdom Scandalized By Middle-Aged Ladies Reviewing Their Favorite Vibrators

5/26/2016 - No, That 'Man Enough For Hillary' Ad Featuring a Tattooed Beefcake Is Not Real

5/26/2016 - Breaking: Senator Orrin Hatch Is a Time Traveler

5/26/2016 - Flock of Welsh Sheep Make Loose Plans to Get Stoned and Run Around Outside

5/26/2016 - Private Investigator Alleges Casey Anthony Told Lawyer She Killed Her Daughter, Paid Him With Sex

5/26/2016 - Rachel and Quinn's Relationship, the True Romance of UnReal, Is About to Go Through Hell

5/26/2016 - Anti-Choice Activists Are Using Smartphone Technology to Target Women Who Might be Seeking an Abortion

5/26/2016 - Listen to Jessie Ware's Soothing Emo Ballad From the Sappy Movie Me Before You

5/26/2016 - Christian Metalcore Bro Converted by Richard Dawkins

5/26/2016 - Boston Digs Up a Shipwreck

5/26/2016 - Male Members of Oregon School Board Vote To Deny Contraceptives In High School Clinic

5/26/2016 - I Was Right-Wing Until I Was Repulsed

5/26/2016 - Happy Long Weekend, Trump Clinched It

5/26/2016 - Corey Feldman Says 'I Would Love to Name Names' of Hollywood's Child Predators

5/26/2016 - Vegan YouTube Drama Update: Durianrider Won't Sit Back and Watch Tana Lie About Her Nose Job

5/26/2016 - Look at This Beautiful Pussy Twirling in the Air

5/26/2016 - Amber Heard Filed For Divorce Because Johnny Depp's Family Reportedly Hates Her Guts

5/26/2016 - Disney and Universal Might Have Warring Live-Action Versions of The Little Mermaid

5/25/2016 - Families Of Those Slain in Charleston Shooting Support Death Penalty

5/25/2016 - Amber Heard Files for Divorce From Johnny Depp 3 Days After His Mother Dies

5/25/2016 - Check Out the Obama Family's Post-White House Digs

5/25/2016 - Courtney Stodden's Sick as Hell (and Her Hair Is in the Toilet)

5/25/2016 - Ariana Grande Is Right: 'Fuck a Cold'

5/25/2016 - Leslie Jones' Ghostbusters Castmates Lose It When She Recounts Her Days as a Scientology Telemarketer

5/25/2016 - Ghost in the Shell Casts Japanese Actress Rila Fukushima

5/25/2016 - Britney Spears Has Been Doing Some Reading

5/25/2016 - Like the People I've Kissed, Donald Trump's Campaign Is 75 Percent Male

5/25/2016 - The Origin Story Behind That Annoying Term, 'The Biological Clock'

5/25/2016 - Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Batty Find the Crystal Skull Dress Dorinda Wore on Real Housewives of New York

5/25/2016 - South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley Signs Bill Banning Abortion At 20 Weeks

5/25/2016 - Please Enjoy This Video of the Turkish Parliamentary Brawl Set to Minor Threat

5/25/2016 - We've Been Graced with Two More Seasons of The Americans

5/25/2016 - Listen to Victoria Beckham's Scrapped 2003 Hip-Hop Album With Damon Dash

5/25/2016 - Arlington Is No Longer Closed to the Women Pilots of World War II

5/25/2016 - Donald Trump's Spokesperson Accidentally Emails Reporter Cunning Plan to Attack Clinton on Whitewater

5/25/2016 - This Week In Tabloids: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Are Officially Divorcing, Allegedly

5/25/2016 - Shura's New Single 'What's It Gonna Be' Fuckin Rules

5/25/2016 - A Salute to This Tiny 6-Year-Old Speller, the Youngest in the Bee

5/25/2016 - Woman Wearing 'Stop Domestic Violence' Shirt Charged with Menacing Her Husband With a Gun

5/25/2016 - Watch President Obama Have a Rap Sesh With Vietnam's 'Queen of Hip-Hop'

5/25/2016 - State Department Says Hillary Clinton's Email Server Violated Agency Rules

5/25/2016 - New Exhibit at Mount Vernon Will Focus on George Washington and Slavery

5/25/2016 - Oregon Fraternity Says That Trashing a California Lake Isn't a Reflection of Their 'Core Values'

5/25/2016 - Forever In the Dog House, These Men Live Their Lives as 'Human Pups'

5/25/2016 - Today’s Captain America Accurately Tells Backstory of Every Jezebel Employee and Commenter

5/25/2016 - What Do You Consider Dressing 'Professionally'?

5/25/2016 - Constance Wu: Asian Actors 'Have to Train Like It's the Olympics' to Get Parts Over Whites

5/25/2016 - Found: An 1844 Recipe for Maybe 'Aphrodisiac' Sorbet

5/25/2016 - The Dancing With the Stars Finale Made Me Think of Sex and Death

5/25/2016 - Jay Z Said the Word 'Lemonade' On a Song

5/25/2016 - I Strongly Identify With This Pig Running in a Hailstorm

5/25/2016 - Is Ben Affleck Dating a 'Young Blonde,' and Is Their Relationship Already In Trouble?

5/25/2016 - Las Vegas Judge Handcuffs Public Defender in the Courtroom to Teach Her About 'Decorum'

5/24/2016 - In Case You Were Wondering, Donald Trump Is Set to Win the Washington State Primary

5/24/2016 - Lesbian Couple Wins Lawsuit Against Police Officer Who Arrested Them for Kissing

5/24/2016 - Justice Department Will Seek the Death Penalty Against Dylann Roof

5/24/2016 - Which Male Pop Star Allegedly Stiffed a Restaurant Staff After Putting Out a Cigarette in Their Ice Machine?

5/24/2016 - If Anyone Is Secure in Their Masculinity, It's Matt McGorry

5/24/2016 - Lotta Millennials Living With Their Parents

5/24/2016 - Big-Name Writers Sign Petition Condemning Trump and Swiftly Ending His Candidacy

5/24/2016 - Compared to The Color Purple's Cynthia Erivo, We All Sing Like Tired Llamas Screeching for Death

5/24/2016 - High School Parking Lot Becomes a Dog Park in Adorable Senior Prank

5/24/2016 - Can Lil Kim Please Be Part of the Hip-Hop Honors Tribute to Female Rappers

5/24/2016 - What Exactly Is Drudge Report Implying?

5/24/2016 - Shia LaBeouf Is Hitchhiking Through Colorado, If You'd Like to Pick Him Up

5/24/2016 - Honestly, This NRA Ad About 'Flower Child' Obama Versus Brave Patriotic Gator Wrestlers is Spectacular

5/24/2016 - Chris Christie Vetoes Bill That Would've Kept Domestic Abusers From Having Guns

5/24/2016 - Netflix Gets All of Disney's New Releases Starting This Fall

5/24/2016 - John Harvey Kellogg's Legacy of Cereal, Sociopathy, and Sexual Mutilation

5/24/2016 - Hey, Is This Your Car That's Covered in 20,000 Bees?

5/24/2016 - Bill Cosby Will Go to Trial on Charges of Sexual Assault

5/24/2016 - There's a Whole Lot of Screaming and Hair Extensions in The Real Housewives of New Jersey Trailer

5/24/2016 - Whoops, This Dude's Account Was Overdrawn by $2 Million Because of a Phone Bill

5/24/2016 - Indigenous Women in Canada Keep Disappearing Along the 'Highway of Tears'

5/24/2016 - Ariana Grande Canoodles With a Very Nice Man In Her New Video

5/24/2016 - My Life As a Bonerkiller

5/24/2016 - It's Been 25 Years Since Thelma & Louise Sailed Into the Grand Canyon

5/24/2016 - David Brooks Writes Column Titled 'Why Is Clinton Disliked?' That Does Not Contain the Word 'Woman'

5/24/2016 - All the Men Were Blackout Drunk and Awful on the Bachelorette Premiere

5/24/2016 - Elijah Wood Walks Back Statements, Has No 'Firsthand Experience' of Hollywood Child Abuse

5/24/2016 - RIP John McLaughlin, the Animator Who Took Us On a Roller Coaster Ride To the Movies

5/24/2016 - HuffPo Publishes, Deletes Video of Man Secretly Rubbing Chili on Girlfriend's Tampon

5/24/2016 - New York's Babeland Becomes First Unionized Sex Toy Shop

5/24/2016 - That's PROFESSOR Angelina Jolie To You!

5/23/2016 - Riverdale Has Gotten Pretty Dark

5/23/2016 - The Julie Ruin Released a New Song to Sing at Trolls

5/23/2016 - There Is Now An Ice Cream Bar That Cures Hangovers

5/23/2016 - 'The Amber Rose Show' Is Coming

5/23/2016 - Jessica Williams Doesn't Like When Strange Men Touch Her Even If They're Famous

5/23/2016 - Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton Might Be Paying People to Promote Their Relationship

5/23/2016 - Here Are Two Dudes Just Hanging Out In Vietnam

5/23/2016 - Whoopi Goldberg Is Producing an Oxygen Series About Trans Models

5/23/2016 - Frat Bros Will Keep Drinking Until They Die

5/23/2016 - Rob Kardashian Waited Months to Apologize for Those Mean Kris Jenner Memes

5/23/2016 - Would You Wear This Fashionable Olivier Rousteing Nike Sock-Shoe?

5/23/2016 - Twitter Just Peaked

5/23/2016 - JoJo From Dance Moms Dropped a Hot New No-Haters Rap Banger

5/23/2016 - Peeking Inside the Hectic Floral Heaven of the Chelsea Flower Show

5/23/2016 - New Garbage Song Sounds Just Like Old Garbage Songs and Thank God For That

5/23/2016 - Report: Sexual Assault Victims in the Military Face 'Ingrained Culture That Protects the Accused'

5/23/2016 - Alan Young, Star Of Mr. Ed and Voice Of Scrooge McDuck on Duck Tales, Dies at Age 96

5/23/2016 - How to Stop Being Shy in 13 Easy Steps

5/23/2016 - Scary New Adderall-Type Drug for Children Looks & Tastes Just Like Candy

5/23/2016 - Donald Trump’s Latest Hillary Attack Ad Is Fucking Gross

5/23/2016 - Roberta Lange Tries To Tweet About Baseball, Is Mobbed Again By Bernie Sanders Conspiracy Theorists

5/23/2016 - Justin Bieber Is Feeling a Lot Of Feelings

5/23/2016 - Priyanka Chopra: 'Fuck That—I Wanna Be Bond'

5/23/2016 - Japanese Pop Star Stabbed 20 Times By Alleged Stalker After Returning His Gift

5/23/2016 - A Guide to the Best, Worst and Dumbest New TV Pilots for 2016-2017

5/23/2016 - Elijah Wood on Child Predators in Hollywood: 'If You Can Imagine It, It's Probably Happened'

5/23/2016 - There's No Physiological Reason to Have Your Period While On Birth Control

5/23/2016 - 'Vegan Bernie Madoff' Arrested After Allegedly Stealing $2 Million From Her Raw Food Restaurant

5/23/2016 - Donald Trump, Climate Change Denier, Is Trying to Protect His Golf Course From Climate Change

5/23/2016 - All the Other Megan Kirbys and Me

5/23/2016 - Aziz Ansari Says Netflix Gets 'What Diversity Really Is' in Peabody Awards Speech

5/23/2016 - Disney Just Dropped a Teaser Trailer for Live-Action Beauty and the Beast

5/23/2016 - Game of Thrones Tries to Reckon With Its Unrelenting Rape Scenes, A Little

5/23/2016 - 5-Year-Old Girl Shoots and Kills Herself While Playing With Father's Gun

5/23/2016 - Shop Jeen Founders Have Gotten Rid of Apartments, Office Space, According to Statement

5/23/2016 - Don’t Freak Out, But What If Marcel the Shell Is Pregnant With Captain America’s Baby?

5/23/2016 - Outlander: Did You Also Cry Your Face Off?

5/22/2016 - Aniya Wolf, Forbidden to Attend Her Prom in a Suit, Goes to Prom Elsewhere

5/22/2016 - Watch Kesha's Standing Ovation at the Billboard Awards

5/22/2016 - Shonda Rhimes Was Surprised By Sara Ramirez's Grey's Anatomy Departure

5/22/2016 - Check Out Adele's New Video for 'Send My Love to Your New Lover'

5/22/2016 - Florence Welch Visits Hospice, Gives Private Concert for Sick Fan

5/22/2016 - The Go-Go's Still Got the Beat, Almost 40 Years On

5/22/2016 - Bill Weld Stands By His Comparison of Donald Trump's Immigration Plan to the Holocaust

5/22/2016 - Shailene Woodley Is a Bernie Sanders Supporter, Are You Surprised Yet

5/22/2016 - Shark Tank Bro Chris Sacca Supposedly Threw a Tantrum After He Was Denied Entry to Hamilton

5/22/2016 - Chris Brown Has Been Accused of Ordering His Friends to Beat Up a Photographer

5/21/2016 - Saturday Night Social: Hosted by Mr. Rogers

5/21/2016 - Daniel Holtzclaw Says His Accusers Saw Joining the Case Against Him as a 'Lottery Ticket'

5/21/2016 - Kim Kardashian Is Done With Contouring

5/21/2016 - This School Offering 'Bikini Body' Classes Reminded Me of My Modeling Days

5/21/2016 - Am I Cherishing My Female Friends Enough? Am I??

5/21/2016 - Camille Cosby Basically Refused to Answer Any Questions at Her Deposition

5/21/2016 - Calvin Harris Was In a Pretty Terrible Car Accident

5/20/2016 - Someone Is Staring at Zac Efron

5/20/2016 - The Most Expensive Airplane Suite In The World Is Frankly Kind Of Cramped

5/20/2016 - Charlize Theron Kisses Journalist Sean Penn

5/20/2016 - Did You Hear About the Dude Who Got Breast Implants To Win a $100,000 Bet?

5/20/2016 - Mormon Church Condemns Sexual Assault at BYU as University Seeks Community Feedback

5/20/2016 - Oklahoma Governor Vetoes Bill That Would Have Made Performing Abortions a Felony for Doctors

5/20/2016 - Casual's Season 2 Looks Like It'll Bring Us More of This Particular Fucked Up Family, Thank God

5/20/2016 - This Endangered Frog Is a Popular Smoothie Ingredient in South America

5/20/2016 - Donald Trump Pitched a Season of The Apprentice That Pitted Black People Against White People

5/20/2016 - Reports: White House on Lockdown After Shots Fired Nearby

5/20/2016 - 157 Pregnant Women in the US Have Zika

5/20/2016 - Is the World Divided Into People Who Know Billy Bush Is One of 'Those' Bushes and People Who Don't?

5/20/2016 - Shop Jeen's Website Has Disappeared

5/20/2016 - The World Will Finally Get a Movie About Berlusconi's Raunchy 'Bunga Bunga Parties'

5/20/2016 - The Wage Gap Revolution Will Not Be Led by Millionaire Actresses

5/20/2016 - Alicia Keys's Video for 'In Common' Celebrates Messy Love and Body Movement

5/20/2016 - Larry David On Hamilton: Most White People Just Say They Like It to Sound Hip

5/20/2016 - Jurors In Holtzclaw Case Initially Had Trouble Believing Victims

5/20/2016 - 'I Think the Water Situation in Rio Is Dire' Says Pro Surfer Forced to Swim in It

5/20/2016 - xoJane Publishes Terrible Article By a Woman Who’s Glad Her Friend Died, Then Deletes Her Byline

5/20/2016 - A History of Justin Bieber's Weird Relationships With Animals

5/20/2016 - Neighbors 2 Is, Somehow, a Wildly Funny Feminist Comedy

5/20/2016 - Important Personal News: Gummy Candy Is Now 3D-Printable, Customizable

5/20/2016 - A Partly Nude Evening of Shakespeare With the Outdoor Co-ed Topless Pulp Fiction Appreciation Society

5/20/2016 - Ashley Graham Allows Joe Jonas to Caress Her in New DNCE Video for Some Reason

5/20/2016 - Pair of Tarantulas Hop Aboard Flight From Dominican Republic and Into Your Nightmares

5/20/2016 - Wisconsin School Receives Federal Funding, Discourages 'Sinful' Gay and Trans Students From Enrolling

5/20/2016 - 'No More Oreos' For Chris Christie, Trump Decides

5/20/2016 - I Watched Kim Kardashian Take So Many Pregnancy Tests Last Night

5/19/2016 - In Case You Were Wondering, Scott Disick's Boo Tea Instagram Post Has Been Corrected

5/19/2016 - Like a Diva, Whitney Houston's Hologram Will Not Perform Because it's 'Not Ready to Air'

5/19/2016 - Man Confesses to Killing His Wife Because They Could 'No Longer Afford' Her Medication

5/19/2016 - Despite Allegations from Ray J, Sources Say Naomi Judd Did Not Call Grits 'Slave Food'

5/19/2016 - Kirstie Alley Stands Up for the Photo-Hounded Celebrities Of the World

5/19/2016 - Kim Kardashian: ‘Kylie Dating Tyga Broke Chyna’s Heart'

5/19/2016 - Today's a Good Day to Remember Civil Rights Activist Yuri Kochiyama

5/19/2016 - Hi, Here's a Bad Hologram of Whitney Houston Singing With Christina Aguilera

5/19/2016 - Penny Dreadful Has Been Taking a Gloriously Misandrist Left Turn

5/19/2016 - University of Wisconsin Suspends SAE Chapter for Racist Slurs

5/19/2016 - Models, Celebrities and Even More Models Get Extra Dressy at Cannes

5/19/2016 - Megyn Kelly Acquires a New Feud, This One with Trevor Noah and The Daily Show

5/19/2016 - Dr. Luke's Label Says Never Mind, Kesha Can Perform at the Billboard Awards

5/19/2016 - The Real Housewives of New York Were on One Last Night

5/19/2016 - Black Lives Matter Activist Accused of Trafficking 17-Year-Old Girl

5/19/2016 - Don't Let Your Favorite Young Adult Get a Forever 21 Credit Card

5/19/2016 - Large Busted Women in Tank Tops Are Only Too Revealing If You're An A-Hole or a Pervert

5/19/2016 - That Study Making Its Way Around the Web Doesn't Say That Prenatal Vitamins Cause Autism

5/19/2016 - Scott Disick Accidentally Reveals the Truth Behind His Instagram Product Promotion

5/19/2016 - Dax Shepard's Story About Getting a Vasectomy and Masturbating in Traffic Is Really Something

5/19/2016 - Hamptons Sex Party Is Actually Pretty Affordable for the Budget-Conscious Orgy Enthusiast

5/19/2016 - On a Scale of 0 to 'Drip Drop,' How Bad Was This Season of Empire?

5/19/2016 - No One Will Ever Do Facebook Live Better Than Martha Stewart

5/19/2016 - Britney Likes Her Instagram as Much as You Do

5/19/2016 - Airbnb Sued By Black Guest Who Says Company Ignored Hosts' Racial Discrimination

5/19/2016 - Dude Opinions Are Mucking Up the Online Ratings of TV Shows for Women

5/19/2016 - Trump Dismisses Groping Allegations Against Him, Says Bill Clinton Was Accused of Rape

5/19/2016 - Lawsuit: NYU Professor Said 'Women Do Not Belong In Science'

5/19/2016 - Human Rights Watch: Military Isn't Doing Enough to Protect Rape Victims From Retaliation

5/19/2016 - Ms. Tina and Beyoncé Are So Kind

5/19/2016 - Any Interest in Buying This Erotic Eggplant?

5/19/2016 - California Is Rolling Back Its Water Restrictions

5/19/2016 - An EgyptAir Flight Has Vanished Over the Mediterranean Sea

5/18/2016 - Former Buffy Star Now Spends His Time Recreating Celebrity Outfits On Instagram

5/18/2016 - Alexis Bledel Sneakily Birthed a Child While the Tabloids Weren't Looking

5/18/2016 - Louisiana Lawmaker Says His Call for a Weight Limit On Strippers Was a 'Joke'

5/18/2016 - Zac Efron's Pre Sobriety Morning Routine: 'Get Up and Google Yourself'

5/18/2016 - Carly Rae Jepsen Sings In the Shower

5/18/2016 - Kesha's Mom Says Sony 'Wants Her to Fail' After Billboard Awards Performance Is Cancelled

5/18/2016 - Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Louise Find a Non-See-Through White Shirt

5/18/2016 - Americans Vastly Preferred NCIS, The Voice to Megyn Kelly's Interview With Donald Trump

5/18/2016 - Coupled Is The Bachelor on Ice, Which Unfortunately Means It's Super Boring

5/18/2016 - CBS Entertainment President Attempts to Spin Network's New Lineup of Shows as 'Diverse'

5/18/2016 - Dumb Man Didn't Know He Was Broadcasting His Wife Giving Birth to the Whole World

5/18/2016 - Vegan YouTube Drama Update: Freelee's Boyfriend Bikes Up Mountain, Derides 'Shit-Cunts'

5/18/2016 - George W. Bush Keeps Up a Nice Friendship With Accused Anti-Gay Hate Group

5/18/2016 - Bella Hadid's Living that Fashion Tape Life

5/18/2016 - This Week In Tabloids: Celine Dion's Late Husband René Angélil Was Once Accused of Rape?

5/18/2016 - Kelly Rowland Chose Her Girl Group, But Will Anyone Care?

5/18/2016 - Former PA Governor: Trump Will Lose Because There Are So Many Ugly Women in America

5/18/2016 - Why Are So Many Vogue Cover Stories Written by Men?

5/18/2016 - The Lonely Island's Popstar Looks Just Stupid Enough to Be Awesome

5/18/2016 - Robin Wright Demanded (and Received) as Much Money as Kevin Spacey for House of Cards

5/18/2016 - Coming Soon: A TV Show About the 'Punk Rock' 20s of William Shakespeare

5/18/2016 - Beautiful Man Steals Dog

5/18/2016 - Mother Who Poisoned Two Children Sentenced to Eight Years After Postpartum Psychosis Diagnosis

5/18/2016 - What Do We Think of Harry Styles's New Haircut?

5/18/2016 - New Ghostbusters Trailer Shows Ghostly Chaos, Possible Man Trouble

5/18/2016 - Beardless Drake Claims He's Never Texted a Nude Selfie

5/18/2016 - We Called Up Bernie Fans Who Threatened Nevada Dem State Chair and Asked Them to Explain Themselves

5/18/2016 - One of the Chibok Girls Kidnapped by Boko Haram 2 Years Ago Has Reportedly Been Found

5/18/2016 - Celebrities Should Not Play Jeopardy

5/18/2016 - Ivanka Trump, For One, Is Convinced Her Dad Is ‘Not a Groper'

5/18/2016 - Don't Worry, This Panda Is Fine

5/18/2016 - Shocking Surprise Twist: Donald Trump and Megyn Kelly Are Fine Now

5/18/2016 - Mariah Carey Still Doesn’t Know Her

5/18/2016 - Blake Lively Says That She Has an 'L.A. Face With an Oakland Booty'

5/17/2016 - South Carolina Passes Bill Banning Abortion After 19 Weeks

5/17/2016 - The Senate Has Confirmed the First Openly Gay Army Secretary

5/17/2016 - Melania Trump Wants You to Know That Donald Trump 'Is Not Hitler'

5/17/2016 - Welp, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison Are Having a Baby

5/17/2016 - Miguel Is Looking for a Date

5/17/2016 - Royal Children Just As Loud As Regular Children

5/17/2016 - Vincent Gallo Is Suing Facebook Over a Vincent Gallo Catfish

5/17/2016 - Substitute Teacher Charged After Getting Caught Having Sex With Student in a Cemetery

5/17/2016 - Dr. Luke Will Likely Deny Kesha Her 'Statement' Billboard Music Awards Performance [UPDATED]

5/17/2016 - Rob Kardashian's New Home Design Apparently Caused Major Beef Between Kourtney and Faye Resnick

5/17/2016 - Please Watch This Hot Man Do an Equally Hot Cover of Drake's 'One Dance'

5/17/2016 - Which Extremely Transphobic Texas Politician's Tweet Is Worse?

5/17/2016 - Your Slightly Embarrassing Mexican Tío ¡Jeb! Is BACK

5/17/2016 - Owen Labrie Is Out of Jail, Where He Had an Epiphany About How 'Privileged' He Is

5/17/2016 - Help Me Figure Out How to Use Blac Chyna's 'Chymojis'

5/17/2016 - How to Hold Perfume—Glamorously!—According to Modeling Videos from the 1990s

5/17/2016 - Report Finds Pregnant Massachusetts Inmates Are Still Being Illegally Shackled

5/17/2016 - Dumb Asshole Drops Lawsuit Against Whole Foods

5/17/2016 - Man in Memphis Shoots 3-Year-Old Girl After Being Rejected By Her Mother

5/17/2016 - Republicans Literally Renamed an Anti-EPA Bill to Make It Sound Like It Will Help Fight Zika

5/17/2016 - A City in Mississippi Is Finally (Maybe) Integrating Its Schools 62 Years After Brown v. BOE

5/17/2016 - Marvel May Have Scrapped the Woman Villain in Iron Man 3 for the Dumbest Reason

5/17/2016 - Ciara and Future Are Reportedly Headed Toward Joint Custody of Baby Future

5/17/2016 - Jane the Virgin's Season Finale Proves It's Hardly About the Virginity

5/17/2016 - Columbia Student Disappears to 'Get Away From It All,' Reappears in East Williamsburg

5/17/2016 - Sanders Campaign Accuses 'Dysfunctional' Nevada Democratic Party of Acting Undemocratically

5/17/2016 - Never Try to Improve Your Home

5/17/2016 - Marco Rubio Stops Being Polite, Starts Getting Real

5/17/2016 - Dancing With the Stars Has Ruined Me

5/17/2016 - Trump Organization Won't Sue Over Times Story About His Gross Behavior With Women After All

5/17/2016 - Christina Aguilera On That Photo of Hillary Clinton Staring at Her Cleavage: ‘It's Amazing.’

5/17/2016 - Divers Just Randomly Stumble Upon Sick Ancient Roman Sunken Treasure

5/17/2016 - Lotta Bad Dancing in Justin Timberlake's 'Can't Stop the Feeling' Video

5/17/2016 - Hugh Hefner Named for Conspiracy in Model's Sexual Assault Lawsuit Against Bill Cosby

5/16/2016 - Library Of Congress Eliminates Use Of Term 'Illegal Alien,' GOP Fusses

5/16/2016 - Is Kim Kardashian a Secret Agent? Iran's Revolutionary Guard Thinks So

5/16/2016 - Kristen Stewart's New Film Is Booed At Cannes Film Festival Screening

5/16/2016 - Naked Madeleine Stowe Was Robbed at Gunpoint Inside Her Home

5/16/2016 - If Martha Stewart Loves This Tree, Then I Too Love This Tree

5/16/2016 - When Rona Barrett Was the Pioneering Queen of Hollywood Gossip

5/16/2016 - The No-Fucks Fashion of Electric Daisy Carnival

5/16/2016 - Jane Little, the World's Longest-Serving Orchestra Musician, Dies Slapping the Bass on Stage

5/16/2016 - 27 Things I Learned At My First Electric Daisy Carnival

5/16/2016 - Extra-Ambitious Man Wants to 'Recreate' 9/11 Attacks in a Field To See If It Was All a Hoax

5/16/2016 - 14 Cruel and Incorrect Assumptions People Have Made Based on How We Look

5/16/2016 - Australian Olympic Athletes Will Bring Zika-Resistant Condoms to Rio

5/16/2016 - E!'s Newest Show Looks Like a Thinly Veiled Take on Scientology's Most Famous Member

5/16/2016 - Come On, Let's Take a Jaunt on This Spin Bus and Puke Our Brains Out

5/16/2016 - 'Cliteracy' Artist Says Facebook Locked Her Account Just for Posting Links to Reviews

5/16/2016 - 'I Love to See Men Cry': Interview With Jill Freedman, Street Photographer of the '70s and '80s

5/16/2016 - Watch the First Trailer for Mariah Carey's Upcoming Docu-Series Mariah's World

5/16/2016 - Movie About Interracial Couple's Landmark Civil Rights Case Could Get Some Loving at the Oscars

5/16/2016 - Supreme Court Decides Not to Rule on Contraception Coverage Case

5/16/2016 - A Brief History of Pop Stars Borrowing From Other Artists

5/16/2016 - This Excited Bearded Man Is Living His Best Life at a Rihanna Concert

5/16/2016 - Sinead O'Connor Reported Missing in Chicago Suburb [Updated]

5/16/2016 - Crying Ted Cruz Supporters Regret Nothing

5/16/2016 - After All That, Margot Robbie Is Definitely 25

5/16/2016 - Beyoncé's Ivy Park Accused of Paying Factory Workers 63 Cents Per Hour

5/16/2016 - Doctors Perform First-Ever Penis Transplant in United States

5/16/2016 - I'm Inspired By This Lady Who Lives With a Thousand-Pound Indoor House Bison

5/16/2016 - The Mother of Dragons Gets Serious on Game of Thrones, and IT IS LIT

5/16/2016 - Just Like Us, Geri Halliwell Thought A Little Life Could Have Used an Editor

5/16/2016 - Ruby Rose Apologized to a French Fry

5/16/2016 - Bonkers Breitbart Headline Denounces Bill Kristol as a 'Renegade Jew' For Not Supporting Trump

5/16/2016 - Laverne Cox's Role in the Law Drama Doubt Is a Major Win for Trans Actors

5/15/2016 - Susan Sarandon Said What Almost No Actors Will About Woody Allen

5/15/2016 - Kesha Doesn't Need Body Shamers, Thanks

5/15/2016 - A Dance Apparel Company Is Making Nude Leotards For Everybody

5/15/2016 - Reading About Feminist Weddings Is Exhausting

5/15/2016 - Shoulders and Arms Are Now Illegal in the State of California

5/15/2016 - CBS' Nancy Drew-Inspired Pilot Will Not Go Forward Because it 'Skewed Too Female'

5/15/2016 - Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin Are Very Much in Love, Thank You

5/15/2016 - Follow Jezebel on Snapchat!

5/15/2016 - Drake Had a Lot of Feelings on Saturday Night Live

5/15/2016 - Please Say No, Lamar Odom.

5/15/2016 - Laverne Cox Distills the Essence of Sophia in This Jezebel Orange Is the New Black Exclusive

5/14/2016 - Saturday Evening Social: Let's Bop Around to Tegan And Sara

5/14/2016 - Girl Kicked Out Of Prom for Wearing Tuxedo to Appear On It's Always Sunny

5/14/2016 - After Years in Film, Chloe Sevigny Has 'Total Disdain for Directors'

5/14/2016 - Vanessa Hudgens Receives Unromantic Fine for Carving Heart Into Sedona Rock

5/14/2016 - Just Like Us, JLaw Has Embarrassed Herself in Front of Harrison Ford

5/14/2016 - Hamilton Cracks Down On Ticket Resales By Limiting Ticket Purchases

5/14/2016 - Your Future Boyfriend James McAvoy Is Getting A Divorce

5/13/2016 - Susan Sarandon Is Burning Up

5/13/2016 - Pfizer Blocks Its Drugs From Being Used in Lethal Injections

5/13/2016 - Happy Friday, At Least None of These Men Are Your Boyfriend

5/13/2016 - Pilots Sue Frontier Airlines Over Breast Pumping at Work

5/13/2016 - NBC Network Gods Show a Little Mercy, Cancel Telenovela & Undateable

5/13/2016 - Rep. Peter King Uses Racial Slur Once, and Then Again While Refusing to Apologize for It

5/13/2016 - Michael B. Jordan Is Also Starring in Black Panther, It's Gonna Be Amazing

5/13/2016 - Vogue Looks On Coldly As Paris Hilton Drowns In Several Hundred Pairs of Jeans

5/13/2016 - Jodie Foster Is Sick of Male Film Makers Constantly Using Rape as Character Motivation

5/13/2016 - OMFG Check Out These Manatees 69-Hugging

5/13/2016 - Hmm, Here Is Joy Behar Dressed as 'a Beautiful African Woman' For Halloween

5/13/2016 - Lady Gaga Is Not Co-Starring in a Dionne Warwick Biopic, No Matter What Dionne Warwick Says

5/13/2016 - Man Asks for Taco Bell After Waking from Coma

5/13/2016 - Alabama Sorority Made T-Shirts With a Black Man Eating Watermelon Next to Laborers Picking Cotton

5/13/2016 - Why Are Strippers More Heavily Vetted Than Uber Drivers?

5/13/2016 - The View Denies That They're Getting Rid of Raven-Symoné, But the Rumors Are Circulating Anyway

5/13/2016 - Man Arrested for Singing 'Formation' Loudly in a Mall Claims He Was Off Medication

5/13/2016 - Drake, What the Fuck?

5/13/2016 - World's Oldest Person and the Last American Born in the 1800s Dies at 116

5/13/2016 - Chelsea Handler's Pretty Happy About Chelsea. Whether That's Enough, We'll See

5/13/2016 - Poofy Gowns, French People, and a Shitload of Diamonds on the Cannes Red Carpet

5/13/2016 - Tonight, a Chance to Relive Our Latin Freestyle-Loving Youth

5/13/2016 - No Offense to Anyone But Margot Robbie Is Not 25

5/13/2016 - Here Is a Very Reasonable, Not-Psychotic Hillary Clinton Attack Ad

5/13/2016 - Is David Guetta's New Song Ripping Off 2015 Song of the Summer 'Lean On'?

5/13/2016 - After All That Drama, They're Canceling Castle Anyway

5/13/2016 - Ontario Is Considering Making Non-Vaccinating Parents Take a Damn Science Class

5/13/2016 - Watch Ben Affleck As a Dangerous Math Nerd In the Trailer For The Accountant

5/13/2016 - RIP Nashville, Where No One Ever Stayed Happy

5/13/2016 - Geek Love Author Katherine Dunn Has Died At 70

5/13/2016 - FEUD!!! Nicole Scherzinger and Andrew Lloyd Webber Squabble Over Cats Spat

5/13/2016 - Selena Gomez and Katy Perry Responded to the Orlando Bloom ‘Conspiracy’ With Emojis

5/13/2016 - I Might Spend All Day Watching This Gif of Meghan Trainor Falling on The Tonight Show

5/13/2016 - Is Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne's Split 2016's Weakest Conspiracy Theory? (Yes.)

5/13/2016 - A White House Directive Advises Equal Restroom Access for Transgender Students

5/12/2016 - Ricky Martin Backup Dancer Arrested For Domestically Assaulting Pitbull Dancer

5/12/2016 - We Are This Close To Getting The Good Wife Spinoff We Deserve

5/12/2016 - Kendra Wilkinson on Holly Madison: 'She Wasn't in Fear with That Dick in Her Ass for a Paycheck'

5/12/2016 - Hayden Panettiere Continues to Battle Postpartum Depression

5/12/2016 - I Finally 'Get' Facebook Live

5/12/2016 - After a 70-Year-Old Woman Gives Birth, Doctors Question Ethics of IVF Treatments on Older Women

5/12/2016 - The New Bachelorette Contestants Love Gladiator, Mark Cuban, and Themselves

5/12/2016 - Which Commenter Are You?

5/12/2016 - Meet the PR Mastermind Who's Managed Woody Allen's Image For Years

5/12/2016 - Federal Judge Rules Some Affordable Care Act Spending Unconstitutional

5/12/2016 - Time Capsule From 1952: Women Protest Newspaper Article Saying 'Fat Girls Are Stodgy'

5/12/2016 - Selena Gomez and Orlando Bloom May Have Gone Home Together and Katy Perry May Be Sad About It

5/12/2016 - Tower Records Doc Confirms There's Historical Precedent for Condescending Male Record Store Clerks

5/12/2016 - RushCard Will Pay $20.5 Million to Customers It Screwed Over

5/12/2016 - Dr. Luke Asks New York Judge to Release Kesha's Private Medical Records

5/12/2016 - Lupita Nyong'o Is Reportedly Joining Marvel's Black Panther Movie, Just As You Hoped

5/12/2016 - Who Are They?

5/12/2016 - Kelly Ripa Celebrated Michael Strahan’s Last Week on Live By Wearing a 'Freedom' Jacket

5/12/2016 - Why the Victorians Were So Terrified of Death by Poison

5/12/2016 - 5 More Insanely Unique Gender Reveal Ideas

5/12/2016 - Bralettes Are the Best Thing in the World Right Now

5/12/2016 - Sheryl Crow's Dog Has Soaked Up Too Much Sun on the Cover of Country Living

5/12/2016 - A Comprehensive Exploration of the Truly Ghastly Clothing of The Real Housewives of Potomac

5/12/2016 - Domino's Staff in Oregon Calls 911 After Pizza Regular Goes Silent

5/12/2016 - Happy 30th Birthday to Top Gun, the Flying Film that Made Tom Cruise a Star

5/12/2016 - Zen Epiphanies From the Inexplicably Infertile

5/12/2016 - Join 100 Women Posing Naked at the Republican National Convention

5/12/2016 - In Victorian Society, Tuberculosis Was For Hotties

5/12/2016 - Charla Nash on Her Experimental Face Transplant Follow-Up Care: 'The Study Is Not a Failure'

5/12/2016 - Vegan YouTube Drama Update: Cassey Ho Takes High Road Amid Banana Emoji Onslaught

5/12/2016 - Louisiana Legislature Passes 72 Hour Waiting Period For Abortions, Tripling the Current Wait Time

5/12/2016 - Pennsylvania Woman Recorded Her Own Shooting Death By Boyfriend, Prosecutors Say

5/12/2016 - Lipstick Saleswoman and Aspiring Rapper Break Up (Again, Apparently for Good This Time)

5/12/2016 - Alicia Keys Explained Why that Expensive Video She Made With Beyoncé Never Came Out

5/11/2016 - Taylor Swift Accepts the Taylor Swift Award

5/11/2016 - Girl Who Died After A Bathroom Fight Had Unknown Pre-Existing Heart Condition

5/11/2016 - Azealia Banks Kind of Apologized For The Wrong Thing After Punjabi-Canadian YouTuber Jus Reign Criticized Her

5/11/2016 - See Beyoncé Get Adorably Excited About Intercom Technology On An Old Cribs Episode

5/11/2016 - Jon Stewart Doesn't Like Being Asked About Louis C.K.'s Alleged Sexual Harassment of Female Comics

5/11/2016 - Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton Are Really Running With This Thing

5/11/2016 - Rachael Ray Sent Rachel Roy a 'Bottle of Wine and a Straw' After That Whole Becky Mix-Up

5/11/2016 - These Are the True Queens of Cannes

5/11/2016 - Feds Are Investigating Gender Discrimination in Hollywood

5/11/2016 - Antiques Roadshow Mistakenly Appraises Weird Clay Jug Made by High Schooler at $50,000

5/11/2016 - Planned Parenthood Shooter Deemed Not Competent to Stand Trial

5/11/2016 - Paris Hilton Is Producing an 'Unflinching' Documentary About Herself

5/11/2016 - Would You Kiss for Ten Straight Days to Secure a Guinness World Record?

5/11/2016 - Michael Slager Handed Federal Indictment For Gunning Down Unarmed Walter Scott

5/11/2016 - Former Bachelorette Andi Dorfman Says Ex Josh Murray Called Her a Whore

5/11/2016 - Julianne Moore Is a Cold-Hearted Snake

5/11/2016 - Catholic School Teacher Faces Backlash Over Flyer Comparing Planned Parenthood to the KKK

5/11/2016 - Kesha Will Reportedly Reference Dr. Luke in Billboard Awards 'Statement' Performance

5/11/2016 - This Week In Tabloids: Mary-Kate Olsen, Miley Cyrus, Nicole Kidman, and Gwen Stefani Are Pregnant

5/11/2016 - Louisiana 'Blue Lives Matter' Bill Would Make Violence Against Police and Firefighters a Hate Crime

5/11/2016 - Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Me Find a Non-Ugly, Inexpensive Giant Tote Bag

5/11/2016 - Yolanda Hadid Uses Muscle Testing, But What Does That Mean?

5/11/2016 - MSNBC Interviews Male Voters About How Hillary Clinton Handled Bill Clinton's Cheating

5/11/2016 - Nicki Minaj Calls Her Ex Safaree a 'Poor Excuse of a Man' in Super Sweet Twitter Rant

5/11/2016 - America Cruelly Deprived of Tom Hiddleston's Butt, Fans Freak Out

5/11/2016 - Investigation Launched in France After Woman Periscopes Her Own Suicide

5/11/2016 - Don't Try to Top This $65,000 Harry Potter-Themed Wedding

5/11/2016 - What Was YACHT's Best-Case Scenario in Their 'Leaked Sex Tape' Publicity Hoax?

5/11/2016 - Ronan Farrow Explains How the Press Has Protected Woody Allen's Reputation

5/11/2016 - What's Keeping More Retailers From Betting on Plus-Size?

5/11/2016 - West Point Cadets Investigated for Raising Fists in Photo Won't Be Punished

5/11/2016 - Alice Bag Protests GMOs and Monsanto in New Punk Song 'Poisoned Seed'

5/11/2016 - Laura Bush on George W.'s Paintings: 'You've Only Seen the Very Early Ones'

5/11/2016 - Marcel the Shell Is Dating Captain America

5/11/2016 - Report: Sexual Assault Charges Against Jian Ghomeshi Will Be Dropped, Second Trial Canceled

5/11/2016 - Justin Bieber Will Not Be a 'Slave' to Your Selfie, World!

5/11/2016 - A Magazine for Tweens Is Accused of Body-Shaming Readers With Swimsuit Tips

5/10/2016 - Once Again, Marco Rubio Refuses to Be Donald Trump's Running Mate With a Proverbial 'Hell Naw'

5/10/2016 - Every Movie Is Now #StarringJohnCho, As it Should Be

5/10/2016 - Kristen Stewart on Working with Alleged Abuser Woody Allen: 'We Don’t Know Any of These People Involved'

5/10/2016 - The Exhausting Azealia Banks Picks a Fight With Zayn Malik On Twitter

5/10/2016 - BREAKING: MASS VASECTOMY ON STATEN ISLAND

5/10/2016 - Litchfield Goes Corporate and Everything Else Goes to Shit in the New OITNB Trailer

5/10/2016 - So, Christina Aguilera Pierced Her Hair

5/10/2016 - WHEW: Kind Bars Can Boast About Being 'Healthy,' After All

5/10/2016 - Against All Better Judgment, Lamar Odom Returned to KUWTK After His Near-Death Overdose

5/10/2016 - Justice Department Says They've Shut Down French Psychic Maria Duval's Decades-Long Mail Scam

5/10/2016 - Let's Celebrate Winston From New Girl's Beautifully Colorful and Patterned Shirts

5/10/2016 - Sharon Osbourne on Kicking Ozzy Out: 'I'm 63...and I Can't Keep Living Like This'

5/10/2016 - NYC: Come See a Special Screening of The Fits Tomorrow

5/10/2016 - Pregnant Women in France Will Be Paid to Stop Smoking

5/10/2016 - What Does Heidi Cruz Know About Slavery That I Do Not?

5/10/2016 - Orlando Bloom and Selena Gomez Were Spotted Canoodling While Katy Perry Attended a Ren Faire

5/10/2016 - What Is the Joke in Keanu?

5/10/2016 - The Woman Who Broke the Rules and Made History by Running the First International Marathon in Iran

5/10/2016 - Here's the Final, Apparently Not Excessively Photoshopped Video for Meghan Trainor's 'Me Too'

5/10/2016 - Harvard Women Protest University's Restrictions on Single-Gender Social Clubs

5/10/2016 - Study: Probiotics Don't Do Shit for Healthy Adults' Shit

5/10/2016 - Why We Keep Trying to Figure Out Self-Described 'Mouseburger' and Feminist Helen Gurley Brown

5/10/2016 - The New Girl Staff Had to Burn All Evidence of Kardashians Before Prince Filmed His Cameo

5/10/2016 - Madrid Open Owner Doesn't Think Women Tennis Players Deserve Equal Pay Despite Their Long, Hot Legs

5/10/2016 - Dancing With the Stars Features Same-Sex Partnering For the First Time

5/10/2016 - Budweiser, Beer Owned by Belgian-Brazilian Conglomerate, to Rename Itself 'America'

5/10/2016 - YACHT's 'Stolen' Sex Tape Was a Complete Hoax That They've Been Planning For Months

5/10/2016 - Batter Up! Hear That Call!

5/10/2016 - Inside Superstar Machine, Which Ex-Members Say Is a Cult Preying on New York’s Creative Women [UPDATED]

5/10/2016 - Arkansas Judge Resigns After Allegedly Trading Spankings, Nude Photos For Reduced Sentences

5/10/2016 - Love Is Love in Andra Day's New Video Directed by M. Night Shyamalan

5/10/2016 - Samantha Bee on the Crisis Pregnancy Centers That Convince Women to Stay Pregnant, Then Disappear

5/10/2016 - Dallas Woman Dies After Being Mauled by Pack of at Least Six Stray Dogs

5/10/2016 - Is Minnie Driver Throwing Baby Food Jars Filled With Black Paint at Her Neighbor's House? Maybe!

5/10/2016 - 'They Photoshopped the Crap Out Of Me': Meghan Trainor Removes 'Me Too' Video

5/9/2016 - Report Reveals Widespread Sexual Abuse At New England Private Schools

5/9/2016 - Amidst Divorce Rumors, Sharon Osbourne Did Not Appear On The Talk Today

5/9/2016 - Grimes Releases Dizzying, Vibrant Video for Art Angels' 'California'

5/9/2016 - Sophie Turner on Jennifer Lawrence: 'She Punched Me in the Vagina Once'

5/9/2016 - Brandi Glanville and Dean Sheremet Will Pair Up for a Reality Cooking Show

5/9/2016 - Kaley Cuoco Had a Fucking Amazing Prenup

5/9/2016 - The Goopiest Advice From Goop's First-Ever Sex Issue

5/9/2016 - Band Sells Their Own Sex Tape For $5 After They Say Someone Stole and Released It

5/9/2016 - Ally Hilfiger Once Gave Her Dad a Plate of Poop Because of Lyme

5/9/2016 - Bella Hadid Follows Up Vogue Turkey Cover With Elle

5/9/2016 - 'He’s Black': Watch the Trailer for UnREAL Season 2

5/9/2016 - Scientists Invent 'Second Skin' So We Can All Be Cyborgs

5/9/2016 - Longtime Member of Beach Boy Brian Wilson's Band Convicted of Rape

5/9/2016 - Where Were You When You Figured Out What J. Lo's Actual First Line Was in 'I'm Real'?

5/9/2016 - Here Are Some Suggestions For Our Forthcoming Sponsored National Parks

5/9/2016 - You Can't Make Me Feel Sorry For the Husbands of the Real Housewives

5/9/2016 - Ferguson Is Swearing In Its First Black Police Chief

5/9/2016 - These Stormtroopers Got Down to Beyoncé on Britain's Got Talent

5/9/2016 - The Woman Who Turned a Ball Gown Into a Romper and Kickstarted Cosplay

5/9/2016 - China Bans Erotic Banana-Eating Livestreams, So There Goes My Weekend Plans

5/9/2016 - New York Nail Salons Ordered to Pay $2 Million in Back Pay and Damages to Employees

5/9/2016 - Who Gets to Decide the Fate of Embryos? A Missouri Bill Tries to Answer the Difficult Question

5/9/2016 - Jennifer Lopez's Hillary Clinton-Approved 'Ain't Your Mama' Video Was Full of Product Placement

5/9/2016 - North Carolina Was Told They're Violating the Civil Rights Act, So They Sued the US Justice Department

5/9/2016 - Who's Really Behind the Beyhive Attacks on Instagram? An Investigation

5/9/2016 - Lauryn Hill Blames Her Late Concert Starts on Energy Alignment, Cool

5/9/2016 - Sheryl Sandberg on Being a Single Mother: 'I Did Not Really Get How Hard It Is'

5/9/2016 - Sarah Palin Unedited: May 8, 2016

5/9/2016 - Outlander: Does Claire Not Understand How Changing the Past Works?

5/9/2016 - Game of Boners: Breaking Oaths, Taking Names

5/9/2016 - I Can't Stop Watching Trump Rant About Hairspray and the Ozone Layer to a Group of Coal Miners

5/9/2016 - Reality Show Following Blac Chyna, Rob Kardashian, and the Messiah Being ‘Fast Tracked’ at E!

5/9/2016 - Wow, The Good Wife's Series Finale Was Not Great

5/8/2016 - Man Scales Fence At United Nations, Jumps in East River to Avoid Police

5/8/2016 - This Creepy As Fuck Hitler Sculpture Auctioned for $17.2 Million

5/8/2016 - Courtney Love Hints That Hole Is Maybe, Possibly Reuniting

5/8/2016 - Justin Bieber's Tattoo Collection Has Spread to His Face

5/8/2016 - Meet the Man Sarah Palin is Hoping Will Defeat Paul Ryan

5/8/2016 - Kanye West Got Kim Kardashian a String Orchestra For Mother's Day, And What Have YOU Done?

5/8/2016 - SNL's Vanessa Bayer Spends Her Sundays On the Damn Couch, Like Everyone Else

5/8/2016 - Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne Are Splitting Up

5/7/2016 - Saturday Night Social: Hosted by a Kentucky Derby Brooch

5/7/2016 - A Woman Pretended to Be Sick to Escape a Hiking Date and Things Got Out of Hand

5/7/2016 - Law and Order: SVU Is Doing an Episode Based on The Bachelor

5/7/2016 - A Trump Loving Tow Truck Driver Left a Disabled Bernie Sanders Supporter on the Side of the Road

5/7/2016 - West Point Cadets are Under Investigation for Raising Their Fists in a Photo

5/7/2016 - This Mother's Day, I'm Learning To Get Free Of My Mom

5/7/2016 - A Bunch of NASA Fans are Annoyed With the GAP Not Knowing Their Rockets

5/7/2016 - Blac Chyna's Pregnancy Announcement Was Leaked Without Her Permission

5/6/2016 - What Is GOOP Sex?

5/6/2016 - Justin Bieber Loves You, Me, All People

5/6/2016 - Have You Heard the News About Jessica Simpson’s Legs?

5/6/2016 - Kesha Is Touring With Diplo This Summer

5/6/2016 - Pregnant Women's Right to a Damn Drink Is Now Legally Protected in New York City

5/6/2016 - Who Is Mom?

5/6/2016 - Selfie Taker Destroys Antique Statue

5/6/2016 - Surprise: Missouri Republican Who Called Pregnancy a 'Silver Lining' of Rape Isn't Sorry

5/6/2016 - Songs for Getting Nostalgic About Grime

5/6/2016 - Meet the Man Who Would Rather Read a Book He's Read 8 Times Than Watch Beyoncé Live

5/6/2016 - Kristen Bell's Characters Love Jokes About Bad Bras

5/6/2016 - What the Fuck Is Happening With the Kardashian Family Tree Now?

5/6/2016 - Sheesh, There's a Reason Women Are 'Totally Crushing It' at the Confessional Essay

5/6/2016 - Lands' End Has Problems Besides Pissing Off Feminists and Anti-Abortion Activists

5/6/2016 - Blac Chyna Is Pregnant, Rob Kardashian Is the Father, and I Can't Stand How Beautiful Life Is

5/6/2016 - Tom Hooper to Direct Movie Version of Musical Cats, God Help Us

5/6/2016 - Good Luck Getting a Childbirth Cost Estimate Out of a Hospital

5/6/2016 - Harvard Places New Restrictions On Social Clubs, Designed to Force Them to Go Co-Ed

5/6/2016 - 'To Ponder Is a Positive Thing': A Chat With Singer-Songwriter Mary Chapin Carpenter

5/6/2016 - Prince's Music Is Already Being Licensed By His Estate

5/6/2016 - A Group of Skydivers Figured Out How to Play Quidditch in the Air, But Why?

5/6/2016 - Grace Coddington Talked About Her First Kiss and It Was Very Sweet

5/6/2016 - Cheer Up! The Vulnerable, Weeping Man Is Back in Style

5/6/2016 - We Should Have Cameras in the Supreme Court, and Other Judge Judyisms

5/6/2016 - Jennifer Lopez's Hokey 'Ain't Your Mama' Video Attacks the Patriarchy

5/6/2016 - RNC Chair: Donald Trump and His Taco Bowl Are 'Really Trying'

5/6/2016 - The Man Who Called 911 to Report Prince’s Death Has Been Keeping His Mouth Shut

5/6/2016 - The Can You Not PAC Is Dedicated to Telling White Men They Really Don't Need to Run for Office

5/6/2016 - KFC Is Offering Edible, Chicken-Flavored Nail Polish in Hong Kong, For Some Terrible Reason

5/5/2016 - MSNBC Stays Silent On Chris Matthews' Gross Comments About Melania Trump

5/5/2016 - [UPDATE] Can Justin Timberlake Please Just Release His Damn Single Already

5/5/2016 - Taylor Swift Is Richer Than God, And a Hell Of a Lot Richer Than Kenny Chesney

5/5/2016 - Nothing Compares 2 Su-ing Sinead O'Connor, Says Arsenio Hall

5/5/2016 - Madonna Continues to Stress Me Out

5/5/2016 - Editor Fired From Las Vegas Review-Journal: Eventually Everyone in Power Will Be 'a Yes-Man'

5/5/2016 - Dear White People Is Headed to Netflix as a Series

5/5/2016 - Vegan YouTube Drama Update: Freelee Isn't Sorry

5/5/2016 - Does One-Fifth of Fifth Harmony Have Two Right Feet?

5/5/2016 - Woman Found with Parts of Fetus in Her Purse Says She Miscarried and Was Turned Away From Hospital

5/5/2016 - This Dumb Asshole

5/5/2016 - Did Rita Wilson Just Drop Her Version of Lemonade?

5/5/2016 - Send Us Your Science-Related Questions

5/5/2016 - Donald Trump Tweets 'I Love Hispanics' to Distract From the Fact That He Hates Mexicans

5/5/2016 - Ruin Your Feet and Watch This Perfect Center Stage: On Point Trailer

5/5/2016 - No Other Way to Put This… T-Pain Takes a Shit In His New Music Video

5/5/2016 - Be Still My Heart: Susan Sarandon & Jessica Lange Will Play a Feuding Bette Davis & Joan Crawford

5/5/2016 - Lifehack: Only Wear Your Festival Wristband During the Festival

5/5/2016 - Hi, My Heart Has Exploded Watching This Video of President Obama Meeting Little Miss Flint

5/5/2016 - Lupita Nyong'o Checks Vogue for Comparing Her Hairdo to Audrey Hepburn's

5/5/2016 - Janet Jackson's 'Dammn Baby' Video Reminds Us That Janet Is the GOAT

5/5/2016 - Korean Livestreams of Stray Cats Eating Are Basically Neko Atsume in Real Life

5/5/2016 - For White, Upper-Middle Class Moms and Dads on TV These Days, Parenting Is Misery

5/5/2016 - Obama's Presence in Flint Buoys Spirits, Produces at Least One Adorable Photo

5/5/2016 - Please Enjoy These Socialites' Wild and Marvelous Hats

5/5/2016 - Indiana Now Has 'Baby Boxes' for Abandoned Newborns

5/5/2016 - Seth Rogen: Yeah, Superbad Was 'Blatantly Homophobic'

5/5/2016 - Help Us Find This Dad Who Read a Book at Beyoncé’s Raleigh Show

5/5/2016 - Help Me Understand This 'Bullying' Controversy Ripping the Vegan YouTube Community Apart

5/5/2016 - Washington Post: Hillary Clinton Needs to Start Thinking About Men's Feelings

5/5/2016 - Law and Order: SVU's Terry Richardson-Inspired Episode Was Pretty Damn Thinly Veiled

5/5/2016 - Alabama Legislature Passes Law Banning Abortion Clinics Located Near Public Schools

5/5/2016 - I Need to Figure Out Who the Famous New Yorkers In This Blind Item Are

5/5/2016 - A Utah Law Will Require Women Seeking an Abortion to Take Painkillers for the Fetus

5/4/2016 - Bey and Bette

5/4/2016 - Get Yer Bags Together, Channing Tatum Has Announced a Live Magic Mike Show in Vegas

5/4/2016 - Google Glass Failed So Now They Want to Put Cyborg Lenses Right in Your Eyeballs

5/4/2016 - Can You Hold as Many Pens with Your Head as a Teen?

5/4/2016 - Caitlyn Jenner Will Pose for Sports Illustrated Wearing Only Her Gold Medals and an American Flag

5/4/2016 - Teresa Giudice Is Just Fine

5/4/2016 - The Justice Department Just Told North Carolina Their Anti-Gay Bill Violates the Civil Rights Act

5/4/2016 - Watch So Many Phenomenal Women in Laura Mvula's 'Phenomenal Woman' Video

5/4/2016 - Twitter User Alleges That Spelman College Silenced Her After She Was Raped by Morehouse Students

5/4/2016 - WAGS Is Taking Its Insane Pecking Order to Miami

5/4/2016 - Janet Jackson Is Pregnant, Says Source

5/4/2016 - Apparent Audio of a Man Beating His Partner Played Over a Videogame Livestream

5/4/2016 - What the Hell Is Going On with Britney Spears' Conservatorship?

5/4/2016 - The 'Meternity' Backlash Isn’t Really About Children At All

5/4/2016 - Chimp Attack Victim Charla Nash's Body Is Rejecting Her Face Transplant

5/4/2016 - This Week In Tabloids: Brad Pitt Might Be Fucking Marion Cotillard and Angie Might Have a Breakdown

5/4/2016 - Rumer Willis Says Her Jaw Was Photoshopped in Vanity Fair Shot, Calls It 'a Form of Bullying'

5/4/2016 - Romance Novels Are Training Google to Be Chattier

5/4/2016 - A Collection of Caroline Cruz's Most Embittered Expressions

5/4/2016 - Lee Daniels Apologizes for Calling Sean Penn An Abuser, Settles Lawsuit

5/4/2016 - Jay Z Might Unwisely Record a Response Album to Lemonade

5/4/2016 - Aeropostale Is Still Around, But Filing For Bankruptcy

5/4/2016 - And Then There Was Trump

5/4/2016 - Suspect Arrested in Murder of Navajo Girl in New Mexico

5/4/2016 - Patton Oswalt Writes Heartbreaking Eulogy for the Late Michelle McNamara: 'She’s Left a Blast Crater'

5/4/2016 - Chanel's Runway Show in Cuba Was... Complicated

5/4/2016 - Getting Slutty at Amp Camp

5/4/2016 - Woody Allen Boasts About Saving and Educating His Wife in Tremendously Creepy New Interview

5/4/2016 - Getting Out the Youth Vote, 19th Century Style, Involved Children's Capes and Bonfires

5/4/2016 - A Comprehensive Timeline of Carly Fiorina's Historically Short VP Run

5/4/2016 - Turns Out You Can't Just Use Bert and Ernie in Your STD Awareness Campaign

5/4/2016 - Yes, Nicki Minaj Is Feuding With Demi Lovato. No, Demi Lovato Doesn't Care

5/4/2016 - Prince Died One Day Before Appointment With Addiction Doctor

5/3/2016 - The Kardashians Are Headed to Cuba

5/3/2016 - Meanwhile, Bernie Sanders Scores Major Upset in Indiana

5/3/2016 - Ted Cruz Drops Out Following Trump Win in Indiana

5/3/2016 - Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston Had a Dance-Off at the Met Ball

5/3/2016 - New Virtual Reality Film Invites Viewers to 'Immerse' Themselves in Anne Frank's Life

5/3/2016 - Katy Perry Would Like Her Eyebrows Back

5/3/2016 - Don't Worry, Women Writers, It Doesn't Matter If You're '500 Pounds & Really Hard to Look At'

5/3/2016 - My Least Favorite A Cappella Group Covered My Favorite A Cappella Song & I'm So Mad

5/3/2016 - Amazon Cuts a Deal for Julian Fellowes' Latest Adventure in Costume Porn

5/3/2016 - Yale's Chapter of SAE Known for 'White Girls Only' Incident Breaks Ties With National Organization

5/3/2016 - Fidel Castro's Grandson Is Rumored to Be Walking in Chanel's Runway Show in Cuba Tonight

5/3/2016 - Jennifer Hudson on Her Tonys Snub: 'I Was Used For My Celebrity. Not My Talent'

5/3/2016 - McDonald's Is Testing Garlic Fries, Fuck

5/3/2016 - Women Cleaned Up at This Year's James Beard Awards

5/3/2016 - Watch the Man From LBJ's Landmark Ad 'Confessions of a Republican' Discuss the Current State of the GOP

5/3/2016 - The 'Forced Heroism' of the Way We Use 'Survivor'

5/3/2016 - Amber Rose Gets Her Chance to Host a Talk Show, Thanks to Dr. Phil

5/3/2016 - Met Gala Lesson: Never Ask Celebs About 'Creativity'

5/3/2016 - The Kardashians Knew About Rob and Blac Chyna For Weeks Before We Did

5/3/2016 - The Gore and Ecstasy of the 19th Century Wax Woman

5/3/2016 - Fan Called Out By Amy Schumer on Instagram Says He's Now Receiving Death Threats

5/3/2016 - 'I Find the Comparisons to Heathers Very Offensive': 3 Wannabe Witches Talk The Craft

5/3/2016 - Abortion Doctor Alleges Civil Rights Violation After Hospital Places 'Gag Order' on Advocacy

5/3/2016 - Sad Dancing With the Stars Diaries: Bruno Tonioli Can't Stop Giving Tens

5/3/2016 - When Everything Is Bullying, Nothing Is Bullying

5/3/2016 - Jon Snow Had a CIA-Style Code Name on the Game of Thrones Season 6 Set

5/3/2016 - Unironic Conservative Male 'Activists' Are Seeking Access to Women's Bathrooms in Target Stores

5/3/2016 - Afeni Shakur, Activist and Mother of 2Pac, Dies at 69

5/3/2016 - Jury Awards Woman $55 Million in Cancer Lawsuit Against Johnson & Johnson

5/3/2016 - Weep For Jim Gilmore, Who Can't Even Get Elected as a GOP Convention Delegate

5/3/2016 - GLAAD Calls for Queer Characters in the Next Star Wars Film

5/3/2016 - Larry Wilmore Defends Calling Obama ‘My Nigga’ at Correspondents’ Dinner

5/3/2016 - The Shocking Photos of Orlando Bloom's Tamagotchi Taking a Shit on the Met Gala Red Carpet

5/3/2016 - Rita Ora Took a Selfie With Beyoncé Last Night, and All Is Right With the World

5/2/2016 - Every Red Carpet Look From the 2016 Met Gala

5/2/2016 - Bloomberg Condemns 'Safe Spaces' During Commencement Address, Gets Booed

5/2/2016 - Professor Hilariously Compares Sex Offender Owen Labrie to Joan Of Arc

5/2/2016 - Heidi Cruz: Just FYI, My Husband Is Not the Zodiac Killer

5/2/2016 - PETA MAD/JUSTIN BIEBER SAD

5/2/2016 - Sophia Bush Calls Out Go Fug Yourself Blogger for 'Girl on Girl Hate'

5/2/2016 - Katy Perry Might Wear a Diaper Under Her Met Gala Gown and That's OK, It's Fashion!

5/2/2016 - Clinton Campaign Says It Raised $2.4 Million From Donald Trump's 'Woman Card' Comment

5/2/2016 - You're Remembering These '90s Movies Wrong

5/2/2016 - And So It Begins

5/2/2016 - J.K. Rowling Once Again Apologizes for Her Blood Thirst

5/2/2016 - Ted Cruz With Food

5/2/2016 - This Is the Music Video of the Summer

5/2/2016 - Please Watch This Alarmingly Upbeat 1964 Ad for the New York City Subway

5/2/2016 - Because People Love to Watch Magazine Editors, Cosmo Gets Another TV Show

5/2/2016 - The Wokest Baes of April 2016

5/2/2016 - Here's What Celebrities Should Wear to the Met Gala Tonight

5/2/2016 - You Can Now Wake Up to the Dulcet Sounds of a New Motivational Alarm Clock From the Rock

5/2/2016 - Who Goes to Country Music's Coachella? A Meditation on the Festival Experience

5/2/2016 - Oprah to Star in an HBO Movie About Henrietta Lacks, Black Farmer and Unsung Medical Hero

5/2/2016 - Ex-Coworkers Accuse Top Gear Host Chris Evans of Flashing Them at Work

5/2/2016 - Mattel Has Released a Misty Copeland Barbie Doll to Inspire Young Ballerinas

5/2/2016 - Check Out the Cover of Abbi Jacobson's New Book, Which Imagines the Contents of Famous People's Bags

5/2/2016 - New Trump Spokesperson, Who Used to Work for Autism Charity: We 'Don't Know' If Vaccines Cause Autism

5/2/2016 - Here's Ted Cruz Pretending He Doesn't See Carly Fiorina Fall Off a Stage

5/2/2016 - Jeremy Scott's Lawyers Compare the Graffiti Artist Suing Him to 'the Black Dahlia's Killer'

5/2/2016 - Why Is Home Birth So Much More Dangerous in the United States Than in Canada and Europe?

5/2/2016 - Virginia Republicans Will Sue Over Governor Restoring Voting Rights to Felons

5/2/2016 - Like His Politics, Trump's Marriage Preaches an Inegalitarian and Hypocritical Prosperity Gospel

5/2/2016 - Customer Sues Starbucks Over Iced Coffees That Are More Ice Than Coffee

5/2/2016 - Study: Former Biggest Loser Contestants' Metabolisms Are Wrecked, Leading to Weight Gain

5/2/2016 - Outlander: What's Up With This Shifty Comte?

5/2/2016 - John Kasich Presides Over Promposal, Ungrateful Teens Will Still Vote For Hillary

5/2/2016 - Jon Snowwwwwwwww

5/2/2016 - Blac Chyna and Tyga Made a Sex Tape, and She’ll Sue the Hell Out of Anyone Who Leaks it

5/2/2016 - Woman Sues Scientology, Claims They Forced Her to Have an Abortion When She Was 17

5/1/2016 - C.I.A. 'Live Tweets' Osama Bin Laden Raid in Honor Of 5 Year Anniversary

5/1/2016 - Radiohead Starts to Disappear Completely...From Social Media

5/1/2016 - Professor Condemns Phrase 'I Feel Like' As Symptom Of 'Tyranny Of Feelings'

5/1/2016 - Old Navy Tried to Show an Interracial Family Enjoying Cheap Clothes

5/1/2016 - Bill Nye Was Working the Hell Out of the Room Last Night

5/1/2016 - The Dixie Chicks Have Already Learned to Play 'Daddy Lessons'

5/1/2016 - Everybody Seemed Pretty Mad at Larry Wilmore at the White House Correspondents' Dinner

5/1/2016 - The Ghostbusters Trailer is the Most Disliked Movie Trailer in YouTube History

5/1/2016 - Milady

5/1/2016 - Amy Schumer Clarifies That She Loves Her Fans So You Can Stop Harassing Her Now

5/1/2016 - Elephants Give Final Performance for Ringling Bros. Circus