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12/30/2016 - Open Thread: The Horniest Panda Has Died

12/30/2016 - Lawmaker Takes Bold Stand Against the Health Benefits of Porn

12/30/2016 - Man Who Allegedly Ran Fake Porn Recruitment Scam Charged with Rape and Consumer Protection Violations

12/30/2016 - Ronda Rousey Does Not Have Time to Chat at Her UFC Weigh In

12/30/2016 - This New Year's, Let's Remember to Toast Housewife Luann de Lesseps' Marriage to Some Guy

12/30/2016 - New York Has Issued the First Known Intersex Birth Certificate in the U.S.

12/30/2016 - Rihanna Rihport: The Year in Rihview 2016

12/30/2016 - Tech Companies Are Courting the Same Handful Of Women to Be On Their Boards

12/30/2016 - 2016 Is Over, But the Shade Never Ends

12/30/2016 - A Conversation With Beth Macy About the Untold Story of 2 Unwilling Sideshow Stars

12/30/2016 - Woman Resigns from Mormon Tabernacle Choir in Protest of Trump Inauguration Performance

12/30/2016 - Let's Acknowledge the Most Underappreciated Member of the Obama Administration: His Weird Coffee Table

12/30/2016 - Barenaked Ladies Surprisingly Fire After Hit Song Manipulated Beyond Recognition

12/30/2016 - 2016 So White: The Year in Onscreen Diversity and the Same Old Bullshit

12/30/2016 - In Response to U.S. Sanctions, Putin Invites American Children to His Christmas Party

12/30/2016 - Obama's Final White House 'Year in Photographs' Is a Real Punch in the Gut

12/30/2016 - Beyoncé Reportedly Called Kim Kardashian and Kanye West 'Talentless and Pathetic'

12/29/2016 - Trump NY Chair Carl Paladino Told to 'Resign Immediately' Following Very Racist Comments About Obama

12/29/2016 - The Teens, They Really Love to Vape

12/29/2016 - St. Ives Apricot Scrub Faces Lawsuit for Causing Facial Irritation

12/29/2016 - Apparently Lindsay Lohan Has Written a Mean Girls 2 Treatment

12/29/2016 - Teen Bible Decorator to Haters: 'DON'T @ ME WITH DUMB SHIT'

12/29/2016 - Ryan Gosling Is Going to the Moon

12/29/2016 - What Is This Toy Saying?

12/29/2016 - Watch This Woman Pretend to Get Hit By a Car In the Least Convincing Way Possible

12/29/2016 - This Couple Ruined Everyone's Flight With Their Brawl

12/29/2016 - Thank Freaking God, Some Good Animal News For Once

12/29/2016 - Obama Administration Sanctions Russia for Election Hacking, Ejecting 35 Operatives

12/29/2016 - She's Not Dead!

12/29/2016 - Donald Trump Is Taking Credit for the 5,000 Jobs Sprint Already Created Without His Help

12/29/2016 - Becoming Ugly

12/29/2016 - Serena Williams Is Engaged to Alexis Ohanian And I Don't Know How I Feel

12/29/2016 - Would You Have Sex With the Naked Cowboy?

12/29/2016 - What Obama's New National Monuments Mean for the Militia Movement

12/29/2016 - French Woman Who Killed Her Abusive Husband Pardoned

12/29/2016 - Why Him? Is a Bad, Outdated Movie About Penis Jousting

12/29/2016 - I Am Never Leaving My California Utopia

12/29/2016 - A Fictional Guide to Surviving the End of the World

12/29/2016 - 'How Could You Do This to Me. Question Mark:' The Making of a Real Housewives Fight in 2016

12/29/2016 - The Most Important Man at Your College Has Died

12/29/2016 - Long-Completed HBO Documentary on Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds Still Awaiting Premiere Date

12/29/2016 - A Football Player's Case Leads Many to Question Stanford's Rulings on Campus Rape

12/29/2016 - John Kerry Gave a Measured Speech Denouncing Israeli Settlements, Which Went About as Well as You'd Expect

12/29/2016 - Tyga Supposedly Wants a Threesome With Kylie and Kendall, and I Think I’m Gonna Barf

12/28/2016 - Burke Ramsey, Jon-Benet's Brother, Files $750M Lawsuit Against CBS for Defamation

12/28/2016 - Former Drake University Women's Basketball Coach Files Suit, Claims She Was Fired Because She's Gay

12/28/2016 - Debbie Reynolds, Hollywood Icon, Is Dead at 84

12/28/2016 - Ariana Grande Is Not Here for Your Lip, Defends Herself Against Backlash to 'Objectification'

12/28/2016 - None of Our Celebs Are Doing Anything Today, So Here’s Some British Crap

12/28/2016 - Local Cat Annoying As Fuck

12/28/2016 - Debbie Reynolds 'Rushed to Hospital' One Day After Daughter Carrie Fisher's Death

12/28/2016 - OK, What Are Drake and Jennifer Lopez Actually Doing?

12/28/2016 - Dutch Fertility Clinic May Have Fertilized 26 Women with the Wrong Sperm

12/28/2016 - Democrats Also Believe in Pizzagate and Other Stupid Ideas

12/28/2016 - Tons and Tons of Scales From the Endangered Pangolin Seized by Chinese Officials

12/28/2016 - In the Modern Economy, It Takes a Co-Working Space to Raise a Child

12/28/2016 - Carrie Fisher Helped Me Understand My Mental Illness and Addiction

12/28/2016 - Planning a Wedding in 2017? 14 Tired Trends to Avoid

12/28/2016 - Donald Trump's Choice for HHS Secretary Could be Disastrous for Women's Health Care

12/28/2016 - The Trunk Show: 2016 in Televised Penis

12/28/2016 - When People Try to Say White People Don’t Have Culture

12/28/2016 - Woman Pleads Guilty to Massive eBay Designer Bag Scam

12/28/2016 - George Michael, a Worthy Conduit for All Our Desires

12/28/2016 - Harry Reid Should Not Be the Only Democratic Leader Capable of Saying 'No'

12/28/2016 - Check Out NYC Mayor de Blasio's New Not-Campaign Ad—It's a Postmodern Political Musical, Just Like Hamilton

12/28/2016 - 100 Ways the World Could End in 2017

12/28/2016 - Silicon Valley Has a Huge Problem With Homeless Kids

12/28/2016 - Andra Day and Bonnie Raitt Pay Tribute to Mavis Staples, Bard of the Civil Rights Movement

12/28/2016 - Here’s What Appears to Be Photographic Proof That J.Lo and Drake Are Together Now

12/27/2016 - House Speaker Paul Ryan Wants to Fine Colleagues for Live-Streaming From the House Floor

12/27/2016 - Gloria Steinem, Planned Parenthood and Harry Belafonte Will Join the Women's March on Washington

12/27/2016 - Open Thread: Watch Mavis Staples, The Eagles, James Taylor and More at the Kennedy Center Honors

12/27/2016 - Angelina Jolie Was 'Furious' That Brad Pitt Got to Spend Time With Their Kids on Christmas

12/27/2016 - The Majority of Low-Wage Workers in the U.S. Are Women

12/27/2016 - Watch Carrie Fisher Talk to Charlie Rose About Writing, Self-Doubt, and Addiction In 1994

12/27/2016 - Birds Are FALLING From the SKY

12/27/2016 - Trump Tower Was Evacuated While Police Investigated a Bag of Children's Toys

12/27/2016 - In Trump's America, Boobs and Death Are Very Reliable Restaurant Themes

12/27/2016 - The Case for Carrie Fisher As a Personal Style Icon

12/27/2016 - Woman Who Called Michelle Obama 'Ape In Heels' Fired for Real This Time

12/27/2016 - Rockettes Reportedly Worried About Losing Their Jobs For Refusing to Perform at Inauguration

12/27/2016 - The Overall Best Women of 2016, According to Us

12/27/2016 - Cheetahs Are Having Trouble Outrunning Extinction

12/27/2016 - Pentatonix Lands Their Second Number 1 Album, Proving My Spells Ineffective

12/27/2016 - Carrie Fisher, a Princess and a Heroine, Has Died

12/27/2016 - New Jersey Boy Kicked Out of Cub Scouts for Being Transgender

12/27/2016 - A New Yorker's Guide to Achieving Hygge

12/27/2016 - South Carolina Politician Arrested for Assaulting and Pointing a Handgun at a Woman

12/27/2016 - Trump’s Treasury Pick Made Millions Kicking Old People Out of Their Homes

12/27/2016 - Here Are the Women We Have to Thank For Donald Trump

12/27/2016 - What Could Be Sexier Than a Sex Schedule?

12/27/2016 - Trump Will Continue to Tweet as President, Of Course

12/27/2016 - Taylor Swift Accepts 96-Year-Old Veteran Into Her Squad

12/26/2016 - Tom Arnold Implies Many Important People Are Caught Up in the Conspiracy of His Mystery Trump Tapes

12/26/2016 - Obama's Pretty Sure He Could Have Won a Third Term as President

12/26/2016 - Pakistan's Defense Minister Tweets Nuclear Bomb Threat In Response to Fake News Story

12/26/2016 - There Is No Such Thing as "White Genocide"

12/26/2016 - Which Celebrity Ladies Have Allegedly Dated Which Celebrity Ladies?

12/26/2016 - Former Employee Suing Versace for Racial Discrimination

12/26/2016 - Watch James Corden and George Michael Do a Very English Prototype of Carpool Karaoke

12/26/2016 - Hackers Tried to Make Us All Think Britney Spears Was Dead

12/25/2016 - Iconic Singer George Michael Is Dead at 53

12/25/2016 - Planned Parenthood Donations Have Climbed to 40 Times Their Typical Rate Since the Election

12/25/2016 - Did the Republican National Committee Liken Trump to Jesus in Its Christmas Message?

12/25/2016 - 92 Feared Dead in Russian Military Plane Crash

12/25/2016 - When Can I Say I'll Be Alone Forever?

12/25/2016 - Leonardo DiCaprio Reportedly Made Out With Model Paige Watkins While His Girlfriend Was Out of Town

12/24/2016 - Saturday Night Social: Hosted by a Finnish Smartphone App That Prevents Drivers From Colliding With Reindeer

12/24/2016 - A&E Cancels KKK Documentary Series After Discovering Producers Paid Participants For Access

12/24/2016 - Teen Vogue Writer Calls Thankless Tucker Carlson a 'Partisan Hack' to His Face

12/24/2016 - The 50 Most Popular Jezebel Posts of 2016

12/24/2016 - Carrie Fisher in ICU After Heart Attack, Her Condition Remains Uncertain

12/23/2016 - Open Thread: Send Your Love to Carrie Fisher Who Is Reportedly in the Hospital Following a Heart Attack

12/23/2016 - Extremely Relatable Woman Wants To Marry the Robot She Built

12/23/2016 - Just Like People, Dogs Go Grey Under Stress

12/23/2016 - Do Not Put Fraudulent Shade in Mariah Carey's Mouth

12/23/2016 - Jezebel's Top 10 Best of Everything Cultural For the Badass Women of 2016

12/23/2016 - Here’s Vin Diesel Telling a Brazilian Reporter How ‘Fucking Sexy' She Is

12/23/2016 - Have a Very Retro Christmas With This Mad Men Era Christmas Catalog

12/23/2016 - North Carolina No Longer Qualifies As a 'Democracy,' According to Political Scientists

12/23/2016 - Trump NY State Campaign Chair Wants Barack Obama to Die of Mad Cow Disease

12/23/2016 - Woman Manages to Forgive Person Who Smashed Her In the Face With a Beer Mug For Speaking Swahili

12/23/2016 - 20th Century Women Tells Us How to Be Women and Men in an Uncertain World

12/23/2016 - Tons of Kids Have Photos With New Orleans' Black 7th Ward Santa Claus

12/23/2016 - Hundreds of Inmates May Avoid Execution Due to New Ruling from Florida Supreme Court

12/23/2016 - Oklahoma State Rep. Accused of Sexually Harassing Aide, Firing Her, Paying Settlement With Taxpayer Money

12/23/2016 - Miles Teller's Car Flips After Collision With an Uber

12/23/2016 - The Year in Overrated Pop Culture

12/23/2016 - All Mariah Carey Wants for Christmas Is for Us to Watch Her Christmas Videos

12/23/2016 - Jennifer Lopez Chooses Drake Over $1 Million

12/23/2016 - The Rockettes Have a Choice—Perform for Trump or Lose Their Jobs

12/23/2016 - Trump Will Grant Your Christmas Wish, If Your Christmas Wish Is For a Horrifying Nuclear Arms Race

12/22/2016 - Oh Goodie, the Radio City Rockettes Will Perform at Donald Trump's Inauguration 'Festivities'

12/22/2016 - The Cruel Intentions Reboot Is Officially Dead, But it Could Rise Again

12/22/2016 - Avril Lavigne Seems to Think Mark Zuckerberg Making Fun of Nickelback Is 'Promoting Bullying'

12/22/2016 - Johnny Depp Wants Amber Heard to Pay $100,000 of His $1M Attorneys' Fees

12/22/2016 - Angry Pastor Rejects the Idea of God As a Black Woman in The Shack

12/22/2016 - The Riverdale Trailer Promises Classic Teen Murder Shenanigans for the New Series

12/22/2016 - How Embarrassing That We Wore the Same Thing to the Office Christmas Party

12/22/2016 - Ohio Lawmakers Are Still Trying to Pass the 'Heartbeat Bill'

12/22/2016 - USA Gymnastics Doctor Charged With Molestation Found to Have Thousands of Child Porn Images as Scandal Grows Wider

12/22/2016 - The Trump Team Wants Information From the State Department About 'Gender-Related' Programs

12/22/2016 - Iconic Vogue Italia Editor Franca Sozzani Dies at 66

12/22/2016 - He Left Her Because She Didn't Tell Him About Him, But She Has an Explanation!

12/22/2016 - Chance the Rapper Blesses Us Once Again With a Christmas Mixtape

12/22/2016 - Kellyanne Conway Says She Has More Time to Spend with Her Kids Than Her Male Colleagues Because She Doesn't Have a Mistress

12/22/2016 - Have You Heard That There's Way Too Much TV?

12/22/2016 - I Contemplated the End Times at a Life-Size Noah's Ark and You Can Too

12/22/2016 - Here Are Some Very Sad Christmas Songs Courtesy of Alison Krauss, Rufus Wainwright and Emmylou Harris

12/22/2016 - Syrian Government Says it Has Recaptured Aleppo

12/22/2016 - When Reality TV Becomes Reality, What's Our Next Move?

12/22/2016 - Naive Trump Supporters Now Shocked By His Planned Parenthood Agenda, Despite, Ya Know, Mike Pence

12/22/2016 - These Penguins Got as Close to Flying as They Ever Will

12/22/2016 - Delta Says It Removed YouTube Stars From Plane For Shouting, 'Provocative Behavior,' Not Speaking Arabic

12/22/2016 - Man Kicked Off JetBlue Flight After Demanding to Know Why Ivanka Trump Is Flying Commercial

12/22/2016 - Here's the Trailer for How to Be a Latin Lover, Euuggghhh

12/22/2016 - André Leon Talley Distances Himself from Trump, Says 'I Don’t Want Melania Trump to Fail'

12/22/2016 - Obama Will Formally End Program That Could Have Been Basis for Trump's Muslim Registry

12/22/2016 - Rooney Mara Has Reportedly Turned Down Taylor Swift’s ‘Incessant Invitations’ to Join Her Squad

12/22/2016 - Trump's Enabler-in-Chief Kellyanne Conway Will Take a White House Job After All

12/21/2016 - North Carolina Legislature Fails to Repeal Discriminatory, Transphobic 'Bathroom Bill'

12/21/2016 - Republicans in Wisconsin Want UW-Madison To Drop 'The Problem of Whiteness' Course

12/21/2016 - Emma Stone Says Directors Have Passed Her Improvised Jokes on to Male Co-Stars

12/21/2016 - Blac Chyna Is Totally Not Invited to the Kardashian's Holiday Party

12/21/2016 - Björk Excels At Everything But Still Gets Shat On By Sexists

12/21/2016 - Hey Ladies, It's a Pink Pineapple

12/21/2016 - Meryl Streep to Receive Human Rights Campaign’s Ally for Equality Award. Slay Mother, Yas Queen, Etc.

12/21/2016 - No One Will Ever Believe Chrissy Teigen Got Bill Murrayed Once, Too

12/21/2016 - Santa Triumphs Over DMV and Wins Right to 'Obscene' License Plate

12/21/2016 - British Police Put an End to Penis-Shaped Christmas Miracle

12/21/2016 - Can Big Freedia Host Our Next Holiday Party?

12/21/2016 - Dick the Halls

12/21/2016 - Katie Couric Will Return to Today For One Week Only, One Week Only

12/21/2016 - Listerine Won't Cure the Clap

12/21/2016 - Every Christmas I Am Reminded That Reindeer Are Real Animals

12/21/2016 - Mean Dad Ikea Says No More Illegal Teen Sleepovers Allowed

12/21/2016 - Uncovering the Real-Life Women Behind Hidden Figures With Author Margot Lee Shetterly

12/21/2016 - Corrections Officer Allegedly Told Inmate Who Later Died By Suicide, 'You Want to Kill Yourself? Here You Go—Do It With This.'

12/21/2016 - My Dream of Voicing a Dog in a Wes Anderson Movie Might Finally Come True

12/21/2016 - Conviction Overturned for Black Man Sentenced to 30 Years for Failing to Disclose HIV-Positive Status to Partners

12/21/2016 - The Best TV of the Year That We Haven’t Watched and Will Not Watch

12/21/2016 - Here's a Detailed Plot Description of Passengers That Should Prevent You From Ever Having to See Passengers

12/21/2016 - HS Football Player Charged With Sexually Assaulting Mentally Disabled Teammate Given No Jail Time

12/21/2016 - Why Can't the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Let Erika Jayne Go Commando in Peace?

12/21/2016 - When Everything Is Surreal, How Do We Process Casual Violence?

12/21/2016 - Your Dog Is Legally Not Your Kid, No Matter How You Treat It, According to Canadian Judge

12/21/2016 - Richard Spencer's Mom Says Her Property Is Being 'Targeted,' Would Still Like You to Book It on Airbnb

12/21/2016 - Will Nicki Minaj's Pinkprint Tour Documentary Give Us Another 'Pickle Juice' Moment?

12/21/2016 - Delta Will Review YouTube Prankster's Claim That He Was Kicked Off Flight After Speaking in Arabic

12/21/2016 - Trump's Doctor Not Overly Concerned About Death: 'If Something Happens to Him, Then It Happens to Him'

12/21/2016 - Trump Sons Claim They're Not Involved in Sketchy Inauguration Fundraiser Despite Sitting On Its Board

12/21/2016 - Fourth Harmony (Previously Fifth Harmony) May Soon Become Third Harmony, Perhaps Even Zero Harmony

12/20/2016 - President Obama Indefinitely Blocks Offshore Drilling in the Arctic and Atlantic Oceans

12/20/2016 - Alec Baldwin Makes $1,400 For Embodying Donald Trump's Essence on SNL

12/20/2016 - Texas Moves to Officially Cut Planned Parenthood Out of Medicaid Program

12/20/2016 - Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian Are Maybe Back Together But No One's Really Happy About It

12/20/2016 - One Less Lonely Fur

12/20/2016 - Judge Unseals Search Warrant in Anthony Weiner Teen Sexting Case

12/20/2016 - My Friend Cayla Is a Snitch. Ain't That a Bitch?

12/20/2016 - Arizona Agrees to Never Use Contentious Sedative in Executions Again

12/20/2016 - I Yet Again Was Not Asked to Model for This Erotic Carp Calendar, But I Was Sent One

12/20/2016 - Alabama Inmate Commits Suicide Just Weeks After Testifying in Federal Mental Health Trial

12/20/2016 - Family of Pulse Victims Are Suing Social Media Companies For Promoting Terrorism

12/20/2016 - Source Who May or May Not Be Donald Trump Explains Why Andrea Bocelli Won't Perform At Inauguration

12/20/2016 - Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Voters Are Just as Sexist as the Music Business

12/20/2016 - What Happens After a Racist Threat On Campus

12/20/2016 - In Unchill News, More and More Pregnant Women Are Smoking Weed

12/20/2016 - There's Nothing Creepier Than This Cheerful Video of Trump's Face Getting Molded From Wax

12/20/2016 - Mitt Romney and Zach Braff Are Related to the Same [Accused] Witch

12/20/2016 - On Vanderpump Rules, Stassi Schroeder Can Dish It Out, But She Sure Can't Take It

12/20/2016 - Woman Charged in Sending Death Threats to Father of Child Killed at Sandy Hook Pleads Not Guilty

12/20/2016 - Alabama City Officials Cut Down Old-Growth Tree in Public Park To Make a Trump Rally Christmas-y

12/20/2016 - Women Who Claim L'Oréal Relaxer Made Them Bald Want a Product Recall

12/20/2016 - Loyola Students Angered to Find a Man Attended the University for Three Years While Facing Rape Charges

12/20/2016 - Tegan and Sara's New Foundation Will Fight For LGBTQ Women and Girls

12/20/2016 - Men Who Got Away With It in 2016

12/20/2016 - You Probably Don't Want to Think About How President Trump Would Deal With Ebola, But Too Bad

12/20/2016 - Watch Top Model Contestants Try to Talk About Black Lives Matter and Fail

12/20/2016 - Trump's Sons Are Behind a 'Charity' Offering Big Donors Access to Him at Inauguration

12/20/2016 - Leah Remini: Tom Cruise 'Thinks That I'm the Devil'

12/19/2016 - Tom Arnold Claims to Have Footage of Trump Saying 'Every Offensive, Racist Thing Ever'

12/19/2016 - Bobbi Brown Is Leaving Her Namesake Cosmetics Brand

12/19/2016 - Judge Who Handed Down Lenient Sentence in Stanford Sexual Assault Case Has Been Cleared of Misconduct

12/19/2016 - Rob Kardashian Apologizes to Blac Chyna, Says He Is 'Seeking Help'

12/19/2016 - The Makers of OxyContin Have a Plan to Make the Medication More Popular Around the World

12/19/2016 - This Cat Documentary Kedi Will Be Way Better Than Keanu

12/19/2016 - Here's a New Trailer for Blade Runner 2049, But You Still Have to Wait 10 Months to See It

12/19/2016 - Bana al-Abed, the 7-Year-Old Who Tweeted From Aleppo, Has Been Evacuated

12/19/2016 - Electoral College Confirms Trump's Victory, Squashing Hopes for Upset

12/19/2016 - Who Are All These Reporters Who Attended an Off-the-Record Meeting With Donald Trump?

12/19/2016 - Michelle Obama Says the Angry Black Woman Label 'Isn't About Me'

12/19/2016 - It Takes a Song, a Dance, and a Prayer to Make It in the Big City

12/19/2016 - Three People Wounded In Shooting at Zurich Islamic Center, Gunman Remains At Large

12/19/2016 - Camila Cabello Did Not Like Fifth Harmony's Statement About Her Departure

12/19/2016 - Wow, Jerry Lewis Is Actually Funny

12/19/2016 - Nine Dead and 50 Wounded After Truck Crashes Into Berlin Christmas Market in Possible Terror Attack

12/19/2016 - Holiday Shopping Tip: Museum Stores

12/19/2016 - Girl Suffocates During Outlawed Menstruation Practice

12/19/2016 - Scott Baio to Liberals: 'Grow the Blank Up!'

12/19/2016 - She Left Him For Him!

12/19/2016 - Cotton Mather, the Salem Witch Trials, and Our Miserable Present

12/19/2016 - The Future of the United States' Public Lands Depends on Donald Trump's Desire to Make His Two Adult Sons Happy

12/19/2016 - The Worst Songs of 2016, a Year In Musical Monstrosities

12/19/2016 - Russian Ambassador to Turkey Dies After Being Shot By Gunman In Ankara

12/19/2016 - Here's the Theme Song for Netflix's Latina One Day at a Time Remake, as Sung by Gloria Estefan

12/19/2016 - Former Stanford Professor Accuses University of Retaliating Against Her for Sexual Harassment Complaint

12/19/2016 - How One Group of Progressive Era Women Fought (and Failed) to End Gratuitous Christmas Consumerism

12/19/2016 - Collateral Beauty Is Unsurprisingly Will Smith's Worst Opening Ever

12/19/2016 - In Honor of Supermodel China Machado, Who Broke Racial Barriers in Fashion

12/19/2016 - Poland's Dystopian Nightmare Could Soon Be Our Own. Have a Wonderful Day!

12/19/2016 - Donald Trump Is Still Employing a Private and Sometimes Violent Security Team

12/19/2016 - Here's a Lovely Video of Erykah Badu's Daughter Puma Singing Rihanna's 'Stay'

12/19/2016 - What Does Mariah Carey Think of Her Pop Singing Peers? Oh, She'll Tell You

12/19/2016 - One-Fifth of Fifth Harmony Decides to Work, Work, Work Somewhere Else Entirely

12/18/2016 - Trump Lures Reporters to Palm Beach With Lay's Potato Chips and Quick Chat Off the Record

12/18/2016 - Ho Ho Horrifying: Woman Finds Venomous Snake in Christmas Tree

12/18/2016 - Henry Kissinger Somehow Thinks Trump Represents an 'Extraordinary Opportunity' in Foreign Policy

12/18/2016 - A&E to Air a Documentary Series About the KKK We Definitely Don't Need Right Now

12/18/2016 - Beyoncé Flaunts Her New Christmas Tree Inspired by Lemonade

12/18/2016 - Zsa Zsa Gabor, Socialite Queen, Is Dead At 99

12/18/2016 - One Dead And Five Injured After Tree Falls On Wedding Party

12/18/2016 - White Supremacists Threaten Jewish Community in Whitefish, Montana

12/18/2016 - Rex Tillerson, Trump's Secretary of State Pick, Is Also the Director of a U.S.-Russia Oil Company

12/18/2016 - Congressional Republicans Close Investigation Into Flint Where Water Remains Unsafe to Drink

12/18/2016 - Blac Chyna Confirms Instagram Hack, Leaves Rob Kardashian

12/17/2016 - Saturday Night Social: Hosted by Michael Sheen's Big Decision to Maybe Fight Fascism Someday

12/17/2016 - Robert Durst on Filming 'The Jinx' Series: 'I Was on Meth the Whole Time'

12/17/2016 - New Illinois Law Will Train Stylists to Recognize Signs of Domestic Violence In Their Clients

12/17/2016 - So Much for That Ivanka Trump Charity Coffee Date

12/17/2016 - Henry Heimlich, Inventor of Antichoking Technique, Dies at 96

12/17/2016 - United States President-Elect Is Handily Owned by a Dictionary

12/17/2016 - “Asian Actors Should Play Asian Roles": Margaret Cho Responds to Dust-Up with Tilda Swinton

12/17/2016 - Kim Kardashian Didn't Realize Kanye West Was Having a Breakdown

12/16/2016 - Current North Carolina Governor Signs Bill Stripping Power From the Next Guy

12/16/2016 - Jezebel Investigates: Which Horrible Movie Did Chrissy Teigen Mistakenly Trash?

12/16/2016 - Nashville's Season 5 Trailer Is Full of Infidelity, Thievery, and Stalkers

12/16/2016 - A Jezebel Guide to Caroling

12/16/2016 - Tilda Swinton Sent Us Her Email Exchange with Margaret Cho About Doctor Strange, Diversity, and Whitewashing

12/16/2016 - There Is Reportedly Consensus Between the FBI and CIA That Russia Intervened to Help Trump

12/16/2016 - A Lit Holiday Playlist for Wearing Fur Around the House

12/16/2016 - Obama, Talking About Inability to Help People in Need, Is Unable to Help Person in Need

12/16/2016 - Women Scare Robber Out of Store by Whipping Sex Toys at His Face

12/16/2016 - The Shade Is Almost Too Close to Call

12/16/2016 - Vicariously Live the Après–Ski Life Through These Beautiful Vintage Posters

12/16/2016 - In Defense of Editing Your Pop Album

12/16/2016 - If I Were in a Room With Barack Obama, I'd React Exactly Like Octavia Spencer

12/16/2016 - Margaret Cho Says She Had a Fight with Tilda Swinton Over Whitewashed Doctor Strange Role

12/16/2016 - Evangelical Hearst Heir Claims to Have Gotten the Mag That Made Her Family Rich Off More Newsstands

12/16/2016 - 80 Things Besides Donald Trump That Gave Us Panic Attacks in 2016

12/16/2016 - Lawsuit By Professor Fired for Claiming Sandy Hook Was a Hoax Partially Dismissed

12/16/2016 - Trump Taps His Far, Far Right-Wing, Pro-Settlement Bankruptcy Lawyer for Israel Ambassadorship

12/16/2016 - Rogue One Is a Gritty Addition to the Star Wars Universe

12/16/2016 - James Corden, Mariah Carey and Guests Wish You a Merry Christmas From Their Carpool Karaoke to Yours

12/16/2016 - The Trailer For Goldie Hawn and Amy Schumer's Mother-Daughter Comedy Snatched Is Here and It Will Probably Be Fine

12/16/2016 - Browser the Cat Ruined a City Councilman's Political Career

12/16/2016 - Trump Tower Is Now Surrounded By Tiffany & Co.-Branded Barricades

12/16/2016 - Huma Abedin Wants to See the Search Warrants in the Feds' Teen-Sexting Case Against Anthony Weiner

12/16/2016 - Watch Solange Perform Gorgeous Renditions of 'Rise' and 'Weary' on The Tonight Show

12/16/2016 - Donald Trump Gets a Crowd to Cheer For All the 'Smart' Black Voters Who Didn't Come Out

12/16/2016 - Blake Shelton Appears to Be Getting Dating Tips From Bachelor Contestants

12/16/2016 - Princeton's Men's Swimming and Diving Team Suspended Over 'Misogynistic and Racist' Listserv Messages

12/15/2016 - Ready Yourselves, Julia Roberts Is Coming to TV

12/15/2016 - President Obama Says The U.S. Will 'Take Action' in Response to Russian Hacks

12/15/2016 - Would You Watch Will Ferrell and Kristin Wiig Sing About Household Appliances?

12/15/2016 - Scott Baio Claims the Wife of a Chili Pepper Attacked Him Because He's a Trump Supporter

12/15/2016 - Is This Russian Reality Show a Real-Life Hunger Games?

12/15/2016 - Federal Judge Temporarily Blocks Texas's Fetal Burial Rule

12/15/2016 - Where Are They Now: Love Actually Edition

12/15/2016 - Dreezy Dumps a Deadbeat Boozer Boy In Her New Video for 'Wasted'

12/15/2016 - The United Kingdom Has Approved a '3-Parent' Fertility Procedure

12/15/2016 - North Carolina's New Governor Threatens to Sue State GOP Over Some Fuckery They're Trying to Pull

12/15/2016 - All I Want for Christmas Is For This Old Lady Jewel Thief to Get Away With One Last Heist

12/15/2016 - Dylann Roof Convicted in Murder of 9 Black Churchgoers

12/15/2016 - A Playlist for Your Sluttiest Christmas Ever

12/15/2016 - Report: Shelly Miscavige Has Been Spotted Near Scientology Compound Looking 'Frail'

12/15/2016 - Passengers Reviews: A Dumbed Down 'Thoroughly Misguided Rocket to Nowhere'

12/15/2016 - An Investigation into Sexual Abuse at Gymnastics Gyms Revealed 386 Cases In Twenty Years

12/15/2016 - Trump's 17 Cabinet Picks Make a Staggering, Ungodly, Literally Unprecedented Amount of Money

12/15/2016 - Southwest Airlines Captain Congratulates Passengers After They Drink All the Plane's Booze

12/15/2016 - Pitbull's 'Sexy Beaches' Is Too Sexy for the Florida Legislature

12/15/2016 - Affluenza Teen's Father Charged With Impersonating a Police Officer

12/15/2016 - How Will a Modern Version of The Honeymooners Work?

12/15/2016 - The Best Things We Read in 2016 That You Still Can Too

12/15/2016 - You'll Never Guess How Trump Responded to a Negative Vanity Fair Review of His Steakhouse

12/15/2016 - Disastrous Cheese Festival Turns Londoners Into a Bunch of Munsters

12/15/2016 - Watch a Shirtless, Wailing Childish Gambino Bring Funk to The Tonight Show

12/15/2016 - Newest, Most Rigorous Study to Date Shows (Again) That Abortion Doesn't Cause Psychological Problems

12/15/2016 - Behold the First Photos of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Out on the Town

12/15/2016 - Louisiana Judge Throws Out Executive Order Protecting LGBT Members of State Government

12/14/2016 - U.S. Officials Believe Putin Was Directly Involved in U.S Election Hack

12/14/2016 - Ivanka Trump May Get Her Very Own Office in the White House

12/14/2016 - Report: Woman Charged for Allegedly Fabricating a Story About Being Attacked by Trump Supporters

12/14/2016 - Amber Heard Files Court Order Against Johnny Depp Over Unpaid $6.8M Settlement

12/14/2016 - If You Had the Power to See Where Beyoncé Was at Any Given Time, Would You Look?

12/14/2016 - We Da Moisturizedest

12/14/2016 - The Children Of Destiny's Child Won't Be Having Children

12/14/2016 - Viral Story About a Terminally Ill Child Dying in Santa's Arms Looks to Have Been a Ho Ho Hoax

12/14/2016 - Lady Gaga Is Back and Sad In the 'Million Reasons' Video

12/14/2016 - One of Ryan Lochte's Sperm Jeah-ed Its Way Into an Egg

12/14/2016 - Emmy Rossum Will Return to Shameless After Holding Out for Equal Pay with William H. Macy

12/14/2016 - A Conversation With Martha Wainwright About Motherhood, On and Off the Tour Bus

12/14/2016 - These People Are Too Old to Run for President Now, Sorry

12/14/2016 - This Week In Tabloids: Miranda Lambert's Boyfriend Dumped Her Because She Called Him Blake in Bed

12/14/2016 - Here's a Very Depressing Story About Everything the Clinton Campaign Reportedly Failed to Do In Michigan

12/14/2016 - Margaret Sanger Is Getting the Biopic Treatment

12/14/2016 - A State Trooper Is Accused of Making the Highway His Personal Dating Site

12/14/2016 - A Very Kacey Christmas Is an Album of Holiday Classics for the Modern Cowgirl

12/14/2016 - The Hamlet of Montauk Is Also Extremely Embarrassed to Be Involved in This New Bravo Show

12/14/2016 - Prepare for a Shock: Trump Has Historically Low Transition Approval Ratings

12/14/2016 - It Looks Like Trump's National Security Advisor Played Peekaboo with Classified Info

12/14/2016 - A Brief History of Fashion, Told Via the Fashion Plate

12/14/2016 - Bruno Mars' 'Carpool Karaoke' Is Fun to Watch Even Though He Doesn't Reveal Anything

12/14/2016 - Camille Paglia Reads Madonna for Filth, As Usual

12/14/2016 - Philippines President Brags About Riding Around on a Motorcycle and 'Personally' Killing People

12/14/2016 - Evacuation Canceled as Buses Meant to Rescue Civilians From Aleppo Return Empty to the Depots

12/14/2016 - Trump's Team Is Reportedly Ignoring Letters From Federal Agency About Having to Give Up His DC Hotel

12/14/2016 - Katherine Heigl Plays the Crazy Ex Archetype in Unforgettable Trailer

12/14/2016 - Julie Chen Trashed The View on Watch What Happens Live

12/13/2016 - Of Course Katrina Pierson Wants a Role in Donald Trump's Administration

12/13/2016 - Alan Thicke, Growing Pains Star and Actor, Is Dead at 69

12/13/2016 - Sarah Paulson Is Not Here For Your Concerns About 'Cat Fights' While Filming Ocean's 8

12/13/2016 - William H. Macy on Equal Pay: 'It’s About Fucking Time, Don't You Think?'

12/13/2016 - Antwerp Is Doing Most of Europe's Blow

12/13/2016 - Kanye West Will Graciously Delay His Own Plans for the Presidency to Allow Donald Trump a Second Term

12/13/2016 - Fox Sued By Yet Another Woman Claiming Roger Ailes Sexually Harassed Her

12/13/2016 - I Love This Bullshit Doctors Segment Featuring Kelly Dodd Undergoing Past Life Regression Therapy

12/13/2016 - John Kasich Vetoes 'Heartbeat Bill' and Signs 20-Week Abortion Ban

12/13/2016 - Wonder Woman Will No Longer Be Empowering Young Girls for the United Nations

12/13/2016 - Bill Cosby Joked With Security Guards While Walking Into His Sexual Assault Hearing

12/13/2016 - Abu Dhabi Is Going to Be Home to a New SeaWorld Without the Whales

12/13/2016 - A Behind-the-Scenes Look at the Hidden Treasures of Charlotte Bronte

12/13/2016 - Do White People Listen to the Donny Hathaway Version of 'This Christmas'?

12/13/2016 - Putting the 'Neo' Back in 'Neo-Nazi'

12/13/2016 - Teenager Arrested After Bringing Backpack Filled With Weapons to Trump Tower

12/13/2016 - This Is What Atrocity Looks Like

12/13/2016 - Is Angelina Jolie Being Influenced By Witches, and Could She Be a Witch Herself? An Investigation

12/13/2016 - America's Next Top Model Is Fine Without Tyra, Still Probably Won't Produce a Star

12/13/2016 - Raccoons Are Taking Over Central Park, Thank God

12/13/2016 - President Obama on The Daily Show: Russian Meddling Was 'Not a Secret' Pre-Election

12/13/2016 - Energy Department Won't Disclose Names of Employees Who Worked on Climate Change to Trump Team

12/13/2016 - Dancing Show Loser Gets Job Running Nuclear Arsenal

12/13/2016 - Trump's Claim That There Will Be 'No New Deals' During His Presidency Is Meaningless

12/13/2016 - Future President Meets Future President

12/13/2016 - Lamar Odom Checks Into Rehab to Work on 'the Next Chapter of His Life'

12/12/2016 - Rebel Forces in Aleppo Are On the Verge Of Collapse

12/12/2016 - West Virginia Official Fired for Calling FLOTUS 'Ape in Heels' Is Reinstated

12/12/2016 - Colorado Electors Contest Law Requiring Them to Support Popular Vote Winner

12/12/2016 - Brad Pitt: Angelina Jolie Exposed Private Details Of Our Custody Battle

12/12/2016 - China Is 'Seriously Concerned' About Donald Trump's One-China Remarks

12/12/2016 - Pipeline Dumps 176,000 Gallons of Crude Oil Into a North Dakota Creek Not Far From Standing Rock

12/12/2016 - 'I Feel Really Scared for Myself': New York Women Join the March Against Trump

12/12/2016 - I Can't Decide If This Is the Best or Worst Christmas Album I've Ever Heard

12/12/2016 - Donald Trump Still Won Wisconsin By 22,000 Votes and the Pennsylvania Recount Isn't Going to Happen

12/12/2016 - Marc Cherry's New ABC Drama About Small-Town Terrorism Will Star Reba McEntire

12/12/2016 - The Diamond Industry Wants Millennials to Buy More Diamonds, So They Called Nick Cannon

12/12/2016 - Flip or Flop Hosts Still Filming Together After Domestic Dispute and Separation

12/12/2016 - This Yankee Candle Recall Drama Is Lit

12/12/2016 - Wooo! Fuller House Is Back To Torture Us (Awww!)

12/12/2016 - Bill Cosby Reportedly Seeking Plea Deal to Avoid Trial in Sexual Assault Case

12/12/2016 - Satanic Temple Declares That Its Members Are Exempt From Ohio's Odious 'Heartbeat' Abortion Bill

12/12/2016 - Woman Being Held Captive Escapes After Writing Note on a UPS Package

12/12/2016 - Wild Patterns, Cool Dad Suits and a Bit of Goth at the 2016 Critics' Choice Awards

12/12/2016 - Center for Reproductive Rights Sues Texas Over Fetal Burial Requirement

12/12/2016 - Congress Just Armed Donald Trump and Steve Bannon With a Global Propaganda Machine

12/12/2016 - Atlanta Actor Lakeith Stanfield Trolls Silicon Valley Winner at Critics' Choice Awards

12/12/2016 - If You're Shocked Teen Vogue Is Great, You're Not Paying Attention

12/12/2016 - Protests Erupt After Wealthy Man Allegedly Abducted, Raped, and Murdered Young Colombian Girl

12/12/2016 - The All-Caps Words in The Daily Mail's Headlines Have Taught Me to Love LIFE Again

12/12/2016 - Exxon Mobil CEO Rex Tillerson, Trump's Pick For Secretary of State, Got a Special Friendship Medal From Putin

12/12/2016 - From La La Land to People v. O.J., Here Are the 2017 Golden Globe Nominees

12/12/2016 - What Would You Say If I Told You Tobey Maguire Is Dating Demi Moore?

12/12/2016 - After All the Drama, Here's The Fate of the Furious

12/11/2016 - Donald Trump Is Still 'Open-Minded' About Climate Change, Because Who Knows

12/11/2016 - Israeli Prime Minister Hopes to Work With Trump to Undo Iran Deal

12/11/2016 - The Last Word Trailer Promises a Generic Feel-Good Tale Of Redemption

12/11/2016 - Chris Christie Declined Several Positions in the Trump Administration

12/11/2016 - 'I Finally Found You': Strangers Help Woman Track Down Long-Lost Photo Of Boyfriend Who Died in Oakland Fire

12/11/2016 - Ban Christmas Music

12/11/2016 - Petition to Commute Chelsea Manning's Sentence Has Enough Signatures to Force Response From White House

12/11/2016 - Welp, Louisiana Elected a Republican to the Senate

12/11/2016 - This Mermaid Blanket Trend Is Getting Out of Control

12/11/2016 - Trump Says He Doesn't Need Daily Intelligence Briefings Because He's 'You Know, Like, a Smart Person'

12/11/2016 - Watch Madonna Open Up About Facing Relentless Sexism and Abuse in Award Acceptance Speech

12/10/2016 - Saturday Night Social: Hosted by People Hating 2016 So Fucking Much

12/10/2016 - You're Never Too Famous to Get Nervous

12/10/2016 - John Legend Pens Open Letter to Obama Asking Him to Pardon Non-Violent Drug Offenders

12/10/2016 - Trump Selects Yet Another Goldman Sachs Executive to Manage His Economic Policy in the White House

12/10/2016 - Canada's New $10 Bill Will Feature Viola Desmond, a Black Civil Rights Activist

12/10/2016 - Seinfeld Writer Is Pissed That Steve Bannon Still Earns Royalties From the Show

12/10/2016 - Report: Trump to Pick Exxon Mobil CEO Rex Tillerson for Secretary Of State

12/10/2016 - Kesha Has Had a Shitty Time And She's Not Afraid to Say So

12/9/2016 - Open Thread: Versace on the Floor

12/9/2016 - An Inmate In Alabama Coughed and Moved Throughout His Execution

12/9/2016 - Rudy Giuliani Will Not Be Trump's Secretary of State

12/9/2016 - We're Getting a Roger Ailes-Megyn Kelly Movie From the Writer of The Big Short

12/9/2016 - Kellyanne Conway Thinks Donald Trump Is Going to Have Plenty of 'Spare Time' as President, So Relax

12/9/2016 - Rita Ora Joins Wendy Williams on Her Show a Year and a Half After Wendy Wondered Who She Was

12/9/2016 - What Would It Take for Trump-Loving Louisiana Voters to Elect a Democrat to the Senate?

12/9/2016 - Emmy Rossum Reportedly Wants a Higher Salary Than William H. Macy for Shameless

12/9/2016 - Oh. An Innocuous Taylor Swift/ZAYN Duet Has Arrived (Oh Oh Oh.)

12/9/2016 - Gaudy Prints, Bold Power Suits and Actual Effort at GQ's Men of the Year Party

12/9/2016 - Did Blac Chyna Just Shade Herself?

12/9/2016 - OSU Survivor Doesn't Want To Meet Donald Trump, Thanks Though

12/9/2016 - Carrier Workers at 'Rescued' Indiana Plant Will Be Replaced by Robots

12/9/2016 - I Don't Want to Buy My Kids Christmas Presents This Year

12/9/2016 - The War For the Planet Of the Apes Trailer Is Here to Fuck You Up Beyond Repair

12/9/2016 - Ohio Just Passed Another Abortion Bill That's More Insidious Than the 'Heartbeat Bill'

12/9/2016 - Pantone's Color of the Year Is Basically Green Juice

12/9/2016 - The Purge of Government Employees Who Believe in Climate Change Has Begun

12/9/2016 - Office Christmas Party Looks Very Bad, Yet I Still Want to See It. Am I Alone?

12/9/2016 - This New Trailer For Bravo's Summer House Is Deeply Embarrassing For Everyone Involved

12/9/2016 - The Standing Rock Protests Were About More Than Water

12/9/2016 - Exclusive: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend's Rebecca and Paula Are Working (and Belting) Out Their Friendship Angst

12/9/2016 - Why Haven't Any Inauguration Protest Permits Been Issued Yet?

12/9/2016 - A Spider-Man Rises While Somewhere the Next Spider-Man Is Being Born

12/9/2016 - Kanye Is Back, and He Is Blonde

12/9/2016 - President Obama To Sit Down With Trevor Noah on The Daily Show in Last Appearance as President

12/8/2016 - Report: Donald Trump Is Only Getting One Presidential Intelligence Briefing a Week

12/8/2016 - Reality is Over, According to 2016's Top 10 Best-Selling Movies

12/8/2016 - Hillary Clinton Hates the 'Epidemic' of Fake News Just as Much as You Do

12/8/2016 - Mariah Carey's New Maybe-Boyfriend Was a 'Sweaty Mess' When They First Met

12/8/2016 - NYC Bodega Sells Plan B on Seamless Alongside Milk and Gluten-Free Noodles

12/8/2016 - Fashion Designer Elie Tahari Got Into a Physical Fight With a Boutique Security Guard

12/8/2016 - Report: Donald Trump Will Keep Executive Producing Celebrity Apprentice as President

12/8/2016 - You Can Barely Get an Abortion in Ohio, But Bestiality Is Still Legal

12/8/2016 - Donald Trump's Nominee for Labor Secretary Was Accused of Domestic Violence

12/8/2016 - Here's How Standing Rock Looks in the Brutal Dead of Winter

12/8/2016 - Mel Gibson Finds It in His Heart to Defend Nate Parker

12/8/2016 - Wisconsin Mayor Apologizes for Calling Rep. Sean Duffy a Moron, Should Have Said 'Charlatan' Instead

12/8/2016 - Well, Goddammit, Giraffes May Be Going Extinct

12/8/2016 - Andrew Cuomo's Anti-BDS Blacklist Is a McCarthyist Scare Tactic Designed to Silence Political Speech

12/8/2016 - The Best Music Video of the Year Is Also the Most Watched Music Video of the Year

12/8/2016 - Chill Pope Does More Unchill Shit

12/8/2016 - The Art of Lobbying Ivanka Trump

12/8/2016 - Kellyanne Conway Doesn't Think Trump Was Bothered When Artists Told Him Not to Use Their Music

12/8/2016 - The New Baywatch Movie Is Trying to Pull a 21 Jump Street, and I Don't Think it's Working

12/8/2016 - Whoopi Goldberg Pleasantly Jokes Candace Cameron Bure Is Leaving The View to Get Fucked

12/8/2016 - A Class Action Lawsuit Has Been Launched Against Time Warner for Racial Discrimination

12/8/2016 - Meet the Brave, Audacious, Astonishing Women Who Built the Standing Rock Movement

12/8/2016 - Tiffany Trump's Life Is Like Legally Blonde If the Villain Is Her Dad Instead of Her Boyfriend

12/8/2016 - Westworld's Ominous Piano Covers Have Finally Been Released

12/8/2016 - Black-ish and Teen Vogue EIC Get Real About Nepotism

12/8/2016 - Stein Campaign Forced into Plan C—or Maybe D?—After Federal Judge Ends Michigan Recount

12/8/2016 - Guess What Prince Smelled Like

12/8/2016 - Madonna Made Out With Michael Jackson Once

12/8/2016 - Secretary of State Candidate Thinks Human Rights Abuse Claims Against Russia Are 'Baloney'

12/8/2016 - Sofia Vergara’s Embryos Are Probably Gonna Lose That Lawsuit

12/8/2016 - A Charleston Church Shooting Survivor Testified About Watching Dylann Roof Murder Her Son

12/7/2016 - The 'Pizzagate' Gunman Has Some Regrets

12/7/2016 - Open Thread: NBC's Hairspray Live!

12/7/2016 - Judge Denies Brad Pitt's Request to Seal Custody Battle Proceedings

12/7/2016 - My Thought Is That I Love This Gram

12/7/2016 - A Man Has Joined the Cast of Ocean's Eight, But at Least He's the Villain

12/7/2016 - This Week in Tabloids: Kidman, Holmes and Remini Are Joining Together to Ruin Tom Cruise

12/7/2016 - Ilhan Omar, the First Somali-American Lawmaker, Says Cab Driver Threatened to Remove Her Hijab

12/7/2016 - Trump Picks Fossil Fuel Industry's Close Personal Friend to Run the EPA

12/7/2016 - Here's Nicki Minaj's New Song for Her Rap Game, The Empire

12/7/2016 - Confirmed: Sex Scenes Are Awkward to Film

12/7/2016 - A New Season of Broad City Is Coming in Hot Next Summer

12/7/2016 - Love Is Not the Answer

12/7/2016 - QUIZ: How Well Do You Know This Season's Bachelor Contestants?

12/7/2016 - Decoding TIME Magazine's Trump 'Person of the Year' Photo

12/7/2016 - Report: Socialite Who Looks Like Cat Also Acts Like Cat

12/7/2016 - The Case Against La La Land

12/7/2016 - Gaze Ye Into the Eyes of the Devil

12/7/2016 - Oh No, Fifty Shades Darker's New Trailer Is Here

12/7/2016 - The Virility of Fascists

12/7/2016 - The Drama Is Heating Up Over the Good Girls Revolt Cancellation

12/7/2016 - Chanel Got Cara Delevingne to Walk Again

12/7/2016 - Here Comes the Waxworks Royal Family in Christmas Sweaters to Steal Your Soul

12/7/2016 - Some Showrunners Are Banning Rape as a Plot Device on Their Shows

12/7/2016 - Time Unavoidably Names Donald Trump 'Person of the Year'

12/7/2016 - Student Accuses Stanford of Ignoring a Serial 'Sexual Predator' on Campus

12/7/2016 - Sofia Vergara Is Being Sued By Her Frozen Embryos, ‘Emma’ and ‘Isabella’

12/7/2016 - Officials Say a Refrigerator May Have Been the Cause of the Oakland Ghost Ship Fire

12/6/2016 - Good Gravy, the Trump Transition Team Signed a Pretty Intense Non-Disclosure Agreement

12/6/2016 - Donald Trump Fires Transition Team Member Michael G. Flynn For Spreading Fake News About 'Pizzagate'

12/6/2016 - John Kasich Urges Ohio Electoral Voters Not to Vote For Him Over Donald Trump

12/6/2016 - Zooey Deschanel Files Complaint Against Management for Bringing Strangers Into Her Dressing Room

12/6/2016 - Selena's Dad Is Trying to Halt Production of a Series Based On 'Unauthorized' Memoir of Her Widower

12/6/2016 - Bob Dole Had 140,000 Reasons to Push That Phone Call Between Trump and Taiwan

12/6/2016 - Oakland Requiem

12/6/2016 - Once Upon a Time, a Robot Met a Robot

12/6/2016 - The Leftovers Season 3 Will Debut Next Spring

12/6/2016 - Naomi Judd Opens Up About Ongoing Battle With Depression: 'What I’ve Been Through Is Extreme'

12/6/2016 - Ohio Is Trying to Push Through Two Abortion Restrictions During Lame Duck Session

12/6/2016 - Parents of Girls Who Were Expelled For Their Racist Texts File Lawsuit Against School for $1 Million

12/6/2016 - Lee Daniels Made His Star Protagonist White Because 'the Country Needed to Heal'

12/6/2016 - The Sweet, Savage Sexual Revolution That Set the Romance Novel Free

12/6/2016 - Matt Damon Says White Savior Movie Controversy Became a Story Because People Would Click On It

12/6/2016 - What Happens Now For Undocumented Youth?

12/6/2016 - Angela Merkel is Out Here Advocating a Burqa Ban

12/6/2016 - Texas Publishes 'Objective' Abortion Informational Brochure That Cites False Cancer Link

12/6/2016 - A Few Things I Have Learned About Going Outside In North Dakota In Winter

12/6/2016 - Watch Wendy Williams Effortlessly Transition a Chat With Leah Remini From Lap Dances to Scientology

12/6/2016 - Roman Polanski Escapes Polish Minister's Efforts to Have Him Extradited to the U.S.

12/6/2016 - Hear Reality Something's Haunting New Song 'Bail,' Whose Proceeds Will Go to Planned Parenthood

12/6/2016 - The Vanderpump Rules Relationship Is a Special Kind of Hell

12/6/2016 - Everybody Hates Chris Christie

12/6/2016 - Extremely Mature Congressman Refuses to Talk About Transition of Power With the Guy Who Beat Him

12/6/2016 - Full Frontal With Samantha Bee Discusses Morality with a 'Fake News Provider'

12/6/2016 - Beyoncé, Adele and a Band Named Lukas Graham: Here Are Your 2017 Grammy Nominees

12/6/2016 - Tom Ford Thinks Having a Dick in Their Ass Would Make Men Understand Women Better

12/5/2016 - Joe Biden Is Maybe, Perhaps Running for President in 2020?

12/5/2016 - Texas Republican Electoral College Member Will Not Cast Vote for Trump

12/5/2016 - Here's Your Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2016 Open Thread

12/5/2016 - Elizabeth Banks Options Lindy West's Memoir Shrill, Will Adapt for TV

12/5/2016 - Brad Pitt's Child Custody Arrangement Will Be Determined By Psychologist

12/5/2016 - Judge Rules That Bill Cosby's 2005 Admission That He Drugged Women Can Be Used in His Criminal Trial

12/5/2016 - Martha Stewart Is Here to Help You Make a Better Grilled Cheese Sandwich--With Mayo

12/5/2016 - Could Pizza Become the Freedom Fries of 2016?

12/5/2016 - Bernardo Bertolucci Says Last Tango in Paris Rape Scene Controversy Is 'a Ridiculous Misunderstanding'

12/5/2016 - Here, Found You a Chateau

12/5/2016 - This Raccoon Loves Fruit, and This Fruit Loves Watching Him Eat it!

12/5/2016 - Father of Toddler Who Died in a Hot Car Sentenced to Life in Prison

12/5/2016 - Judge Declares Mistrial for Cop Charged With the Murder of Walter Scott

12/5/2016 - Country-Hopping Child Molester Has a Chance to Walk Free and Unregistered

12/5/2016 - The Best Part of Patti LaBelle's Cooking Show Is Watching Her Shit-Talk Her Guests Behind Their Backs

12/5/2016 - The Oral History of Crash Is So Much Better Than the Movie Crash

12/5/2016 - Jill Stein Is Having the Goddamn Time of Her Life

12/5/2016 - After Nearly a Month, Pat McCrory Concedes to Roy Cooper in North Carolina Governor's Race

12/5/2016 - If Mariah Carey Wants to Be on Reality TV, She Should Act Like It

12/5/2016 - Michelle Obama's Final Interview As First Lady Will Be With Her Good Bud Oprah

12/5/2016 - Dylann Roof Changes His Mind About Representing Himself During Trial

12/5/2016 - NBC's Hairspray Live! Event Might Not Be Terrible

12/5/2016 - How Lucky That Trump's Meetings as President-Elect Have Randomly Been Helpful to His Family's Businesses

12/5/2016 - Black Voters in North Carolina and Virginia Take Their Electoral Battle to the Supreme Court

12/5/2016 - Oh Shit, More Maple Syrup Drama

12/5/2016 - In Westworld, It Only Takes 35 Years for Men to Get Woke

12/5/2016 - Ben Carson Changes His Mind, Is Now Qualified Enough to Accept a Cabinet Nomination

12/5/2016 - All She Wants For Christmas Is Him

12/5/2016 - 'We Don’t Go Until They Do': Cautious Celebration and Skepticism At Standing Rock

12/4/2016 - Gunman Attacks D.C. Pizzeria, Wanted to Investigate Election Conspiracy

12/4/2016 - John Kerry: It'd Be Cool If Trump Told Us Before Calling Foreign Leaders

12/4/2016 - Watch Tove Lo Give Zero Fucks in Gritty 'True Disaster' Video

12/4/2016 - Twitter Account Belonging to 7-Year-Old Syrian Girl Has Been Deleted

12/4/2016 - This Video About High School Love Gets Extremely Fucking Real

12/4/2016 - The Army Corps of Engineers Has Blocked the Dakota Access Pipeline

12/4/2016 - The Rape Scene in Last Tango in Paris Was Not Consensual

12/4/2016 - Trump Really Just Cannot Stop Watching SNL

12/3/2016 - Saturday Night Social: Hosted By Nick Offerman

12/3/2016 - Paper Forced to Close Comments On Mall Of America's First Black Santa Thanks to Racism

12/3/2016 - The Truth Behind the Weeknd's Hair Cut, Revealed

12/3/2016 - Sad! These People Already Regret Voting for Trump

12/3/2016 - Kanye's Breakdown Was Due to Mismanaged Meds

12/2/2016 - First Man Convicted Under Oregon's Revenge Porn Law Asks If Reporter Finds Porn Stars 'Creepy'

12/2/2016 - Trump Is First President to Call Taiwan Since 1979 and Oh Man, We're Totally Fucked

12/2/2016 - We Have Obtained Photos of a Young Justin Bieber Touching Himself

12/2/2016 - Donald Trump Sues to Stop Recount in Michigan

12/2/2016 - There's a Black Santa at the Mall of America For the First Time

12/2/2016 - This Shade Court Almost Ended Me

12/2/2016 - Amy Schumer Will Play an Imperfect Barbie in the Live-Action Film

12/2/2016 - Trump May Personally Profit From Carrier Corporation Tax Break

12/2/2016 - Satanic Temple Says Texas's New Rules on Fetal Burial Violate Their Religious Freedom

12/2/2016 - Westworld Is Not That Deep and That's Fine

12/2/2016 - Justin Bieber Does Epic Onstage Mannequin Challenge

12/2/2016 - There's No Reason to See Manchester By the Sea

12/2/2016 - Millionaire: Actually, Billionaires Are Smart and Good

12/2/2016 - The Definitive Ranking of Mariah Carey's Greatest Hits of the 21st Century

12/2/2016 - Big Plans Are Afoot for Harper Lee-Based Tourism in Her Hometown

12/2/2016 - Trump Has 'Animated' Conversation With Murder-Friendly Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte

12/2/2016 - Watch the Obamas' Last Christmas Tree Lighting and Try Not to Think About Next Year

12/2/2016 - The Revolution of Good Girls Revolt Will No Longer Be Televised On Amazon

12/2/2016 - Alums of Women's College Mary Baldwin University Protest the School's Move Towards Coeducation

12/2/2016 - Trump Surrogate: 'There's No Such Thing' As Facts

12/2/2016 - Angela Merkel, Last Pillar of Liberal Democracy in Europe, Is Wikileaks's Latest Target

12/2/2016 - Corey Lewandowski Thinks New York Times Editor 'Should Be in Jail' For Publishing Trump's Tax Returns

12/2/2016 - Watch Leah Remini and 50 Cent Have a Lively Ass-Eating Debate on Watch What Happens Live

12/2/2016 - DJ Earworm's 2016 Pop Songs Mash-Up Is Better Than Most Pop Songs of 2016

12/2/2016 - Jeff Sessions Once Went To Court to Try to Stop an LGBT Conference From Happening on a College Campus

12/2/2016 - Like His Presidency, Donald Trump's Tie Is Held Together By Scotch Tape

12/2/2016 - Gossip Cop Wants to Make It Very Clear That Tom Cruise and Suri Have Not ‘Reconnected’

12/1/2016 - Donald Trump's First Stop on His Victory Tour in Ohio Proves that Absolutely Nothing Has Changed

12/1/2016 - The White House Is in Support of Requiring Women to Register for the Draft

12/1/2016 - Trump and Clinton Aides Get Into Heated, Tense Exchange at Harvard's Institute of Politics Forum

12/1/2016 - Selena Gomez's Break From Public Life Included a 90 Day Break From Her Phone

12/1/2016 - Country Star Loretta Lynn Isn't Sure About These Marijuana Cigarettes

12/1/2016 - Fox News' Ambush Guy Jesse Watters Tries to Ambush College President, Gets Cops Called on Him

12/1/2016 - One Man Trying to Take Down DNC Chair Candidate Keith Ellison Is an Islamophobic Conspiracy Theorist

12/1/2016 - Well, Here We Are

12/1/2016 - ABC Entertainment President Says Network's Dramas Neglect 'Everyday Americans'

12/1/2016 - Oops!... Lifetime Did It Again

12/1/2016 - Sherlock Goes Full Mad Men in a New Teaser for Season 4

12/1/2016 - Amanda Seyfried Says Being Pregnant Made Her Able to Smell Electricity, Which Is Apparently a Thing

12/1/2016 - What's the Deal With the Smear Campaign Against Possible DNC Chair Keith Ellison?

12/1/2016 - Aliens Real**

12/1/2016 - Judicial Committee Advises the Judge Who Told a Rape Victim to 'Keep Her Knees Shut' Be Fired

12/1/2016 - Self Magazine Goes Digital-Only

12/1/2016 - Emily Ratajkowski Is Definitely Not Cool With That Book of Her Nude Photos

12/1/2016 - The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Was, as Usual, Full of Bad Ideas and Hideous Designs

12/1/2016 - Donald Trump Is Still So Oddly Quiet on the Dakota Pipeline Protest, Why Might That Be?

12/1/2016 - Andy Cohen Never Dated Anderson Cooper Because He Broke Cooper's 'Cardinal Rule'

12/1/2016 - Trump Voters Tell CNN They’re Sure ‘Millions of Illegals Voted’ Because They Saw It on Facebook

12/1/2016 - Tomi Lahren Won't Complain About Her Daily Show Interview Because She's Not a 'Liberal Snowflake'

12/1/2016 - Prince Harry Met Rihanna and They Took an HIV Test Together

12/1/2016 - Did You Know That President Obama Is a House Music Head?

12/1/2016 - Ivanka Trump's Proposal to Speak Out On Climate Change Makes No Sense in About Five Different Ways

12/1/2016 - Did Katy Perry Just Pull a Beyoncé and Confirm Her Pregnancy With a Belly Rub?

12/1/2016 - Here's Tomi Lahren and Trevor Noah Having A Very Lively Chat on The Daily Show