Sitemap: 2016 August | Jezebel

8/30/2016 - The CDC Is Almost Out of Money to Fight Zika

8/30/2016 - The New Bachelor Is an Actual Shocker and a Familiar Face All at the Same Time

8/30/2016 - Chris Brown Has Been Arrested for Assault With a Deadly Weapon After Stand Off With Police

8/30/2016 - California Lawmakers Pass a Rape Bill in Response to Brock Turner's Very Lenient Sentence

8/30/2016 - Selena Gomez Is Taking Some Time Off to Take Care Of Herself

8/30/2016 - Zendaya Reminds You That You Don't Know Her Life

8/30/2016 - Karen Gillan Will Be Chasing Wild Animals and Pratfalling Men in Jumanji

8/30/2016 - What’s Brad Gonna Say When Angie Drags This Big Bear Into Their House?

8/30/2016 - 10,000 Employees Are Suing Chipotle For Wage Theft

8/30/2016 - Dr. Love Teen Arrested Again, Still Allegedly Committing Fraud

8/30/2016 - White Lives Matter Has Been Declared a Hate Group

8/30/2016 - Ben Roethlisberger, Accused Rapist and Boil on the Ass of Humanity, Is Mad at Colin Kaepernick

8/30/2016 - The Cool Thing About Me

8/30/2016 - Willow and Jaden Smith Combine Forces with Pharrell to Elevate Our Consciousness

8/30/2016 - What Are Rihanna & Drake Doing?

8/30/2016 - Woman Who Loosed Crickets and Worms All Over a Subway Car Charged With Reckless Endangerment

8/30/2016 - Advice to the Women of the Real Housewives of Orange County: Forgive Vicki and Drop Kelly

8/30/2016 - Unrepentant Dickhole Chris Christie Vetoes New Jersey Minimum Wage Hike

8/30/2016 - Jezebel Style Guide: NSYNC

8/30/2016 - The Stars of Logo's Trashy Gay Dating Show Are Pretending It Isn't a Trashy Dating Show

8/30/2016 - Good Luck Getting Queen Victoria's Jewelry Out of the United Kingdom!

8/30/2016 - Paris Hilton Goes to Burning Man

8/30/2016 - Servers at Ellen's Stardust Diner Have Unionized Due to Claims of Poor Working Conditions

8/30/2016 - Chris Brown Is in a Stand Off with Police at His Home After Allegedly Pulling a Gun on a Woman [Updated]

8/30/2016 - Texas District Attorney: 'I'm Here to Tell You, Vaccines Can and Do Cause Autism'

8/30/2016 - Gene Wilder Was the World's Most Gracious and Grim Comedic Actor

8/30/2016 - Centenarian Wins Gold Medal in 100-Meter Dash

8/30/2016 - Aliens Real*

8/30/2016 - Who Punched Roger Ailes in the Face: An Investigation

8/30/2016 - How to Talk to a Woman Who Is Trying to Take a Dump

8/30/2016 - Chessy Prout, Owen Labrie's Sexual Assault Victim, Gives First Interview

8/30/2016 - Rick Perry, With Nothing Else to Do, Will Join Amber Rose and Vanilla Ice on Dancing With the Stars

8/30/2016 - New Sleigh Bells, Y'all

8/30/2016 - How To Talk to a Presidential Candidate Who Keeps Disavowing You

8/30/2016 - Rihanna and Drake Ate Dinner Together Last Night, and Maybe Dessert (If You Know What I Mean)

8/30/2016 - Guess Donald Trump Is Done 'Softening' on Immigration Now?

8/29/2016 - FBI: Russian Hackers Have Attacked Voting Systems in Arizona

8/29/2016 - Yvonne Strahovski Cast As Serena Joy in Hulu's The Handmaid's Tale

8/29/2016 - Rudy Giuliani Wants You to Know He Has Saved More Black People Than Beyoncé

8/29/2016 - Taylor Swift Ends Brief Jury Duty Stint, Can't Be 'Impartial' in Rape Case

8/29/2016 - Alicia Keys Is Makeup-Free But Not Anti-Makeup

8/29/2016 - To Old Navy, Toddler Boys Are Ghostbusters and Toddler Girls Are 'Ghostbusters In Training'

8/29/2016 - Can You Top This Senior Portrait?

8/29/2016 - To Understand Kanye West's 'Fade' Video, Teyana Taylor Recommends Watching It 20-40 Times

8/29/2016 - Nobody Wants Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice Anymore

8/29/2016 - Alison Brie Joins New Netflix Comedy About Lady Wrestlers, GLOW

8/29/2016 - Fox News Files Response to Andrea Tantaros Lawsuit Calling Her a Lying Opportunist 'Wannabe'

8/29/2016 - American Airlines Thinks Maybe You Should Turn That Frown Upside Down!

8/29/2016 - Blac Chyna's Long Transformation Into a Kardashian Has Begun Its Final Stage

8/29/2016 - The Night Of Ended Too Neatly, But Still Landed Its Point

8/29/2016 - Hey, Is Huma Abedin a Bad Mom or What?

8/29/2016 - QUIZ: Can You Tell Why I'm Crying?

8/29/2016 - Brock Turner Will Be Released From Jail After Serving Three Months for Rape

8/29/2016 - For One Night, Black Women Ran MTV

8/29/2016 - Over 300 Reindeer Were Killed by Lightning in Norway

8/29/2016 - Now Anthony Weiner Has Truly Lost Everything

8/29/2016 - Ingrid Michaelson's New Album Has a Happy Ending, 'With a Question Mark'

8/29/2016 - The Most Embarrassing Thing I've Ever Written Is This Passionate Endorsement of Ralph Nader

8/29/2016 - Here Is Proof Kanye West Will Never Get a Truly Fair Trial in Nashville

8/29/2016 - Hillary Clinton Unveils Plan to Improve Mental Health Treatment As If This Were a Normal Election

8/29/2016 - Under Pressure Over EpiPen Prices, Mylan Introduces Generic Version

8/29/2016 - How to De-Escalate Every Political Argument

8/29/2016 - The Gun-Control Movement Gains a Few Hard Inches at UT-Austin

8/29/2016 - Huma Abedin Is Finally Dropping the Weiner

8/29/2016 - Here Is the Deeply Bland Trailer for Former Bachelor Ben's New Reality Show With His Fiancée Lauren

8/29/2016 - China's Jack the Ripper, Who Stalked and Killed Women Wearing Red, Reportedly Confesses After 28 Years

8/29/2016 - Trump's New Campaign Manager Didn't Want His Kids 'to Go to School With Jews,' His Ex-Wife Claims

8/29/2016 - Rapper and Former Candidate for Office Rhymefest Got Robbed, Was Treated Like Crap by the Police

8/29/2016 - Would You Believe Anthony Weiner Was Accused of More Twitter Sexting? Oh, You Would?

8/29/2016 - Calvin Harris Won a VMA But Didn't Thank the Song's Songwriter, Taylor Swift

8/29/2016 - Watch Drake Awkwardly Stan for Rihanna at the MTV VMAs

8/29/2016 - Beyoncé Repped For the Ladies (Again) and Owned the VMAs With a Lemonade Medley

8/28/2016 - 10,000th Syrian Refugee to Receive Asylum in United States This Week

8/28/2016 - Kanye West Brags About 'Famous' and Taylor Swift Phone Call in MTV VMAs Speech

8/28/2016 - Confused By Thor's Absence in Captain America: Civil War? Let Him Explain

8/28/2016 - Alicia Keys Would Like to Recite a Poem and Scream at You in Song

8/28/2016 - Women Bare Bosoms Across the United States in Honor Of GoTopless Day

8/28/2016 - Ariana Grande Makes Us Suffer Through a Soul Cycle Performance at the MTV VMAs

8/28/2016 - New Westworld Trailer Is Both Deeply Chilling And Sensual

8/28/2016 - God Help Us, It's Time For the MTV VMA's Red Carpet

8/28/2016 - Jill Stein Remembers Harambe. Do You?

8/28/2016 - These $600 Sneakers Look Like They Were Pulled Out Of a Dumpster

8/28/2016 - Hope Solo Placed On Indefinite Leave After Calling Swedish Team 'a Bunch Of Cowards'

8/28/2016 - Former Obama Campaign Manager Says Trump Meets the Clinical Definition of a Psychopath

8/28/2016 - Judge Who Rejected Kesha's Abuse Claims Has Ties to Sony

8/28/2016 - Rihanna Thinks She Can Wink, But She's Wrong

8/28/2016 - Will Beyoncé Grace the VMA Stage With a Performance?

8/28/2016 - Usain Bolt Reportedly Held a Mock Medal Ceremony for Topless Women

8/27/2016 - Saturday Night Social: Hosted by Judith Giuliani Cracking Bad Jokes in the Hamptons

8/27/2016 - Nate Parker Says He Did Not Think of Consent 'As a Definition' When He Was Accused of Rape

8/27/2016 - NYC's Subway Cricket Meltdown Was a Hoax, God Damn It

8/27/2016 - Rikers Island Correction Officer Indicted on Rape Charges as Sexual Assault Allegations Against Jail Staff Spike

8/27/2016 - Woman Dies After Falling Into Yellowstone's Grand Canyon

8/27/2016 - Please Lock the Bathroom Door: a Plea

8/27/2016 - Drake Got Rihanna a Billboard, As One Does

8/26/2016 - I Envy the Self-Promotion Skills of Ramona Singer

8/26/2016 - Coming Soon to NBC: A Legal Drama Pilot From Marcia Clark

8/26/2016 - Demi Moore Is Joining Your Fictional Dream Bachelorette Party

8/26/2016 - Young Thug's Jeffery Cover Look Is Strong

8/26/2016 - This Smashbox Makeup Palette Is [Borat Voice] Very Nice

8/26/2016 - CDC Reports First Case of Zika Transmission From Person Without Symptoms

8/26/2016 - Mariah Carey Plays Kitty, A.K.A. Mariah Carey, in Empire's Season 3 Teaser

8/26/2016 - A Bunch of Big Companies Have Joined the White House Pledge to Close the Gender Gap

8/26/2016 - I Liked I Love Dick Just Fine, Whatever

8/26/2016 - Tough As Shit Nail Salon Owner Pushes Would-Be Robber and Stuffs His Own Gun Down His Pants

8/26/2016 - What Britney Spears Sounds Like

8/26/2016 - Shade Court: Kate Upton's Revenge, Petty Politics and a Dumb Merman

8/26/2016 - Bar Soap's for the Shower, Liquid's for the Sink, These Are the Rules on How Not to Stink

8/26/2016 - Can Someone Set Me Up With This DJ Who Drunkenly Bought a $40K Bus In Ibiza?

8/26/2016 - A Chat With Clea DuVall About Queer Representation and Her Directorial Debut, The Intervention

8/26/2016 - My Daughter Forced Me to See Women As People

8/26/2016 - Women's Equality Day Wouldn't Exist Without These Women

8/26/2016 - Don't Breathe Proposes an Idea: Murder By Daddy

8/26/2016 - Judge Aaron Persky Asks to No Longer Hear Criminal Cases, Will Be Reassigned to Civil Court

8/26/2016 - Paul LePage Is Having a Week

8/26/2016 - Uncanny Robot Dolls Don't Deter Teenage Pregnancy, Study Claims

8/26/2016 - Dr. Drew's Show Is Dropped a Week After He Helpfully Suggested Hillary Clinton Has Brain Damage

8/26/2016 - Despite His Best Efforts Tim Kaine Will Never Be Our Real Dad

8/26/2016 - Black Movie, White Director: Richard Tanne on the Obamas First-Date Movie, Southside With You

8/26/2016 - Donald Trump's New Campaign Chief Once Faced Domestic Violence Charges, Says He Lives in Empty House

8/26/2016 - French Court Decides Burkini Ban Isn't Such a Great Idea

8/26/2016 - Woody Allen Addresses Abuse Accusations: ‘I Find That All Tabloid Stupidity’

8/26/2016 - Britney Spears Admits 'Oops I Did It Again' Doesn't Mean Anything

8/25/2016 - Hillary Clinton Takes on the Alt-Right in Excoriating Speech Denouncing Donald Trump's Racist Ass

8/25/2016 - Quick Question: How Does One Prepare For The Hide-And-Seek World Championship?

8/25/2016 - Sarah Paulson Is in Talks to Join the Ocean's Eleven Reboot, and I Am Now Very Hype

8/25/2016 - Johnny Depp Is Maybe Using Amber Heard's Charity Donations As a Tax Break

8/25/2016 - Hillary Clinton Tweets Support for Leslie Jones

8/25/2016 - The Funnest Feud of the Year May Just Be Some Stupid PR Stunt, Because Nothing Matters

8/25/2016 - Ann Coulter: Donald Trump Wasn't Mocking Reporter's Disability; He Was Imitating a 'Standard Retard'

8/25/2016 - Britney Spears Has a Biopic Coming to Lifetime

8/25/2016 - Robin Thicke and Pharrell Williams Are Appealing Their 'Blurred Lines' Copyright Loss

8/25/2016 - A Bunch of Idiots Have a Rousing Debate About Hair Ties

8/25/2016 - Do You Think It's a Good or Bad Idea That the VMAs are Giving Kanye Free Rein?

8/25/2016 - Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Me Find This Men's Slide

8/25/2016 - Okay Connie

8/25/2016 - It's Not the Penne, It's the Pussy

8/25/2016 - The Kardashians Have Learned Their SponCon Lesson, For Now

8/25/2016 - Hollywood Medium Cemented Its Status As the Worst Show on Television Last Night

8/25/2016 - How Did This Happen to Leslie Jones?

8/25/2016 - Man Named Burger Suffers Meltdown at Hooter's After City Council Loss, Calls Town a Corrupt Speed Trap

8/25/2016 - RuPaul's Drag Race All-Star Katya Talks Fashion, Femininity, and Feminism in Drag

8/25/2016 - House Republican Super PAC Kicks into Gear Against Zephyr Teachout

8/25/2016 - A Very Important Roundtable on the Exquisite 8th Season of the Real Housewives of New York

8/25/2016 - Jenny Slate, Nick Kroll, and Adam Scott Are in a Bizarre (Blind) Love Triangle in My Blind Brother

8/25/2016 - The Next Senate Is Poised to Have the Largest Number of Women in History

8/25/2016 - Jessica Alba's Honest Company Products May Not Be Safe, But They're Definitely Amazing

8/25/2016 - Columbia University Hoping Slick Website Will Convince Graduate Students Not to Unionize

8/25/2016 - UChicago Tells Incoming Students It Doesn't Believe in Safe Spaces or Trigger Warnings

8/25/2016 - Walmart Heiress Alice Walton, a Resident of Arkansas, Is Spending Thousands to Influence New York City Elections

8/25/2016 - The FBI Is Reportedly Looking Into Leslie Jones' Website Hack

8/25/2016 - The UK Preferred The Great British Bake Off to the Rio Olympics

8/25/2016 - Bernie Sanders Launches Group to Support Progressive Causes, Majority of Staff Immediately Quits

8/25/2016 - Iconic Designer Sonia Rykiel Has Died at 86

8/25/2016 - Would You Rather: Hear Trump's Campaign Manager Try to Defend His Policies or Get 1,000 Paper Cuts?

8/25/2016 - Elon Musk Has Been Playing the Long Game With Amber Heard

8/24/2016 - Donald Trump Loves Immigrants Now, Calls Hillary Clinton a 'Bigot'

8/24/2016 - Does Anyone Really Want to See Ryan Lochte Dance With the Stars?

8/24/2016 - Prince's Paisley Park Is Opening Its Doors To The Public in October

8/24/2016 - Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart Broke Up But It's Totally Fine

8/24/2016 - Neil deGrasse Tyson Continues to Make Too Much Sense

8/24/2016 - Gina Rodriguez's Latina Cover Is Awesome

8/24/2016 - Casey Wilson and June Diane Raphael Have a Series About Anger Issues in Development with Hulu

8/24/2016 - All-Star Meets All-Stars

8/24/2016 - Can You Survive The View's 20th Anniversary Video Starring Mary J. Blige? (No)

8/24/2016 - Indiana Will Not Appeal Purvi Patel's Overturned Conviction

8/24/2016 - Got Any Tapes From Della!, the First Talk Show Hosted by a Black Woman, Lying Around?

8/24/2016 - Sure Seems Like Connie Britton Doesn't Really Want to Be on Nashville Anymore

8/24/2016 - Jon Gosselin's Kids Say He Should Stop Talking About Them

8/24/2016 - Anti-Abortion Groups Sue Chicago Over 'Bubble Zones' Outside Abortion Clinics

8/24/2016 - University Opts to Sue Its Own Newspaper to Avoid Releasing Documents on Prof's Alleged Assaults

8/24/2016 - The New Rings Trailer Is Here to Mess You Up

8/24/2016 - Kate Middleton Rewore a Dress, Admits She Liked Uno As a Kid

8/24/2016 - This Week In Tabloids: Katy Perry Wants 'As Many As Five' Babies With Orlando Bloom

8/24/2016 - How I Landed My Role in Vogue's New Wellness Series

8/24/2016 - LuAnn de Lesseps Forgives Her Fiancé for Frenching an Ex the Night Before Their Engagement Party

8/24/2016 - Leslie Jones' Personal Information and Photos Reportedly Exposed in Horrific Website Hack

8/24/2016 - American Film Institute Cancels Birth of a Nation Screening and Nate Parker Q&A

8/24/2016 - What Was the Soundtrack to Your First Hand Stuff?

8/24/2016 - Tyra Banks Will Be Co-Teaching a Stanford MBA Class on Personal Branding

8/24/2016 - American University in Kabul Reportedly Attacked By Militants, Students Remain Trapped Inside

8/24/2016 - French Police Seen Forcing Woman to Remove 'Burkini' As Her Daughter Cries

8/24/2016 - How Restaurants Get Away With Looks-Based Discrimination

8/24/2016 - Donald Trump Spent $50,000 Buying His Own Books From Barnes and Noble

8/24/2016 - Turing Pharmaceuticals, Company Founded by Martin Shkreli, Accused of Retaliation After Sexual Assault

8/24/2016 - Bronx's #1 Grandma Mugged

8/24/2016 - Naya Rivera Reveals She Got an Abortion During Her One Day Off From Glee

8/24/2016 - Bella Thorne Comes Out as Bisexual, May or May Not Be Dating Her Brother's Ex-Girlfriend

8/24/2016 - Trump to Campaign in Black and Latino Neighborhoods After Describing Them as Dangerous Hellholes

8/24/2016 - Florida Confirms 5 New Non-Travel Related Cases Of Zika Including One in Tampa Bay

8/23/2016 - Don't Wear an Engagement Ring to an Interview If You Want the Job, Says Male Job Recruiter

8/23/2016 - Here, Watch Anthony Hamilton And Friends Serenade This Lil' Goat

8/23/2016 - Young Thug Is No Longer, He Is Jeffery Now

8/23/2016 - Tyga Owes His Landlord $186K for Trashing Another Space He Doesn't Own

8/23/2016 - Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Made Themselves a Nice Hillary Sandwich

8/23/2016 - Woman Live Tweets the Journey From Ireland to England to Obtain A Legal Abortion

8/23/2016 - The Owner of Gristedes Wants You and I to Know the Ice Cream Bandits Have Been Captured

8/23/2016 - The USDA Bought 11 Million Pounds of Surplus Cheese for Food Banks

8/23/2016 - Scott Brown Denies Andrea Tantaros' Claim He Touched Her Inappropriately, Says He Only Shook Her Hand

8/23/2016 - And Now Sarah Paulson Has Signed On to Ryan Murphy's Feud

8/23/2016 - Jennifer Lawrence Is Once Again the Highest Paid Actress in the World, But Melissa McCarthy Is #2

8/23/2016 - An Extremely Bad Facebook Live Video of Mike Pence Getting a Haircut

8/23/2016 - Is the Joint Beyoncé and Jay Z Album Finally, FINALLY Coming?

8/23/2016 - Judge in Brock Turner Trial Recuses Himself From Sex Crime Case

8/23/2016 - The New York Times Real Estate Section Is Making Fun of You

8/23/2016 - Could the Feud of Our Time Be... Over?

8/23/2016 - Organization That Represented Nate Parker's Rape Accuser Explains Her Aims for Her Title IX Case

8/23/2016 - Did I Just Cry at a Real Housewives Vow Renewal?

8/23/2016 - Halle Berry's Kidnap Appears to Be a Car Chase Movie About Child Abduction

8/23/2016 - 177 Critics Picked the Best Films of the Century. Guess How Many Were Directed By Women!

8/23/2016 - Aretha Franklin Is Canceling Upcoming Performances On Doctor's Orders

8/23/2016 - Ailes Is Gone, But Fox News Has Kept Everyone Else Accused of Perpetuating a Culture of Harassment

8/23/2016 - Leonardo DiCaprio Is Either Lying or Not Lying About Why He Abruptly Canceled a Clinton Fundraiser

8/23/2016 - The Makeup Industry's Frustrating Cycle of Struggle and Progress for Women of Color

8/23/2016 - Santigold's New Video Is a Kara Walker Art Collaboration

8/23/2016 - Daniel From Bachelor in Paradise Explains Why Fucking a Virgin Is Ideal

8/23/2016 - Poldark Season 2 Trailer Features Sweaty, Shirtless Mining, FYI

8/23/2016 - Donald Trump Reportedly Pressured Marla Maples to Pose Nude for Playboy

8/23/2016 - Billy Bush: Matt Lauer and I Aren't Feuding, But Ryan Lochte 'Maybe' Owes Me an Apology

8/23/2016 - Andrea Tantaros Claims She Was Punished for Complaining About Sexual Harassment At Fox News

8/22/2016 - One Day Amber Rose Will Rule Us All

8/22/2016 - Britney Spears Is Auctioning the Literal Clothes Off Her Back for Louisiana Flood Relief

8/22/2016 - High School 'Star Athlete' Charged With Sexually Assaulting Two Unconscious Students Gets Off With Probation

8/22/2016 - Shannen Doherty Has Settled Her Lawsuit Against Her Former Manager

8/22/2016 - Justin Bieber Faces His Latest Existential Crisis

8/22/2016 - Netflix Snaps Up the Rights to a New Anne of Green Gables Adaptation

8/22/2016 - Jacqueline Laurita Is the Real Housewives of New Jersey's One True Villain

8/22/2016 - Old Catbait Still Clickable Today

8/22/2016 - Here's a Chilling Piece About a Mother, a Murder, and Munchausen by Proxy

8/22/2016 - The Timeline of the Kardashian Drama Over the Chymoji of 'Kylie' Getting Slapped Doesn't Add Up

8/22/2016 - St. Paul's School Denies to Alums They're Threatening to Expose a Sexual Assault Victim

8/22/2016 - Stranger Things Star Millie Bobby Brown: Winona Ryder 'Thought Snapchat Was Chips'

8/22/2016 - How the Deadly Narcotic Fentanyl Changed My Mother's Life for the Better

8/22/2016 - Audrie & Daisy Is the Story of What Two Teen Girls Went Through After Reporting Their Assaults

8/22/2016 - After Holiday/Vacation Season Comes Divorce Season

8/22/2016 - Hillary Clinton, We’d Still Love to Talk to You

8/22/2016 - GMA Anchor Amy Robach Apologizes for Saying 'Colored People' on Air

8/22/2016 - Barbra Streisand Didn't Like How Siri Pronounced Her Name, So She Called Apple and Made Them Change It

8/22/2016 - Speedo Is No Longer Paying For This

8/22/2016 - Report Suggests Melania Trump Lied Under Oath About That College Degree

8/22/2016 - The Ben-Hur Remake That No One Wanted Flopped Hard

8/22/2016 - Katie Couric Took a One Million Dollar Pay Cut to Save Other People's Jobs

8/22/2016 - Federal Judge Issues Temporary Ban on Obama Administration's Trans-Inclusive Bathroom Policies

8/22/2016 - Here Are Just Some of the Inspiring Women Who Broke Records at the Rio Olympics

8/22/2016 - Simone Biles, Queen of the Olympics, Bears the US Flag In Closing Ceremonies

8/22/2016 - Clinton Campaign Says They Can’t Find Someone Hateful Enough to Play Trump in Debate Prep

8/22/2016 - The Uncut Version of Frank Ocean's Endless Is Reportedly 140 Hours Long

8/22/2016 - Ian McKellan Refused $1.5 Million to Officiate Sean Parker’s LOTR-Themed Wedding

8/21/2016 - Istanbul Demonstrators Cry Out Against Murder Of Transgender Woman, Activist

8/21/2016 - Is the Kardashian Family Being Paid Illegally for Social Media Posts?

8/21/2016 - British Runner Lynsey Sharp Protests Testosterone Suppression Rule Change

8/21/2016 - Here Is Your Open Thread for the Olympics Closing Ceremony

8/21/2016 - Bette Midler Is Sorry About Her Caitlyn Jenner Tweet

8/21/2016 - Florida Uber Driver Arrested for Raping Three Women

8/21/2016 - My Hero Allyson Felix Has the Most Olympic Gold Medals Of Any Female Runner On Earth

8/21/2016 - Lou Pearlman, Creator Of *N Sync And the Backstreet Boys, Has Died At 62

8/20/2016 - Saturday Night Social: Hosted By a Tweet About 'Daddy'

8/20/2016 - Frank Ocean's New Single 'Nikes' Is a Magic Carpet Ride Through the Human Brain

8/20/2016 - Elizabeth Smart Says Her Captor's Porn Obsession Made Her Abduction Even Worse

8/20/2016 - Illinois Is Nixing Its Tampon Tax

8/20/2016 - Justin Bieber Did a Nice Thing for a Group Of Strangers, But Why?

8/19/2016 - Courtney Love Scolds Ryan Lochte for Being Dumb

8/19/2016 - Is Anthony Weiner a Sexual Mongoose or a Regular Mongoose? Only God Can Say!

8/19/2016 - One of England's Main Abortion Providers Has Suspended Surgical Services

8/19/2016 - Some Suggestions for Beating the Weekend Heat

8/19/2016 - Cassie And Diddy Reportedly Fought About Breaking Up But Didn't Break Up

8/19/2016 - Louisiana Gov Tells Trump to Volunteer, Make a 'Sizable Donation' or Get the Fuck Out of His Face

8/19/2016 - Here's My Glorious Stash of 1990s Aerobics Photos

8/19/2016 - It Is Wonderfully Funny to Watch Rep. Darrell Issa Try to Attract Women Voters

8/19/2016 - Dev Hynes Says The Guardian Took Him Off the Cover for Not Discussing Black Lives Matter or 'Weird Gossip'

8/19/2016 - An Oral History of Titanic.Jezebel.com

8/19/2016 - Here's All the Evidence You Need That Trump's Campaign Spokeswoman Katrina Pierson Is a Visionary

8/19/2016 - Shade Court: We're Back For Real This Time

8/19/2016 - Ivanka Trump's Lifestyle Blog Publishes an Article By an Unpaid Intern About How She Gets By

8/19/2016 - Scrubbing the Myth of the Asexual Gay Asian Man, Frame by Frame: Andrew Ahn on Spa Night

8/19/2016 - Our Love of Avocados Is Destroying the Environment

8/19/2016 - Tove Lo Releases Video for 'Cool Girl,' the Catchiest Song of the Summer

8/19/2016 - Poll: Majority of Men and Republicans Think Sexism Is Over

8/19/2016 - Woman Turning 100 Who Had to Quit School for Work During the Great Depression Finally Gets Diploma

8/19/2016 - Judge Permanently Blocks Part of a Sweeping Anti-Abortion Law in Florida

8/19/2016 - Trump Campaign Chairman Paul Manafort Resigns Amid Reports of Incredibly Sketchy Pro-Russian Ties

8/19/2016 - Ryan Lochte Issues a Formal Apology, Claims to Have 'Learned Some Valuable Lessons'

8/19/2016 - Carly Rae Jepsen Is the Queen of House Hunting In the New Video For 'Super Natural'

8/19/2016 - Jon Stewart Congratulates Larry Wilmore on Final Nightly Show: 'You Did it, My...'

8/19/2016 - Jezebel Olympics Day 10: The Winners and the Losers

8/19/2016 - Today’s Best Celebrity Gossip Is About Ryan Cabrera and Avril Lavigne. How Did That Happen?

8/19/2016 - Swimmer James Feigen Is Donating $10,800 to a Charity, Will Get to Leave Rio [Updated]

8/19/2016 - In a Curious Twist, Donald Trump Says He's Sorry

8/18/2016 - Frank Ocean's Website Is Playing Actual Snippets of Music With Vocals and Everything [Updated]

8/18/2016 - Amy Schumer Dances Around the Kurt Metzger Situation With Charlie Rose

8/18/2016 - Amber Heard Is Donating Her $7 Million Divorce Settlement to Charity

8/18/2016 - Quvenzhané Wallis Starts 8th Grade, You Are a Corpse

8/18/2016 - Here's an Open Thread

8/18/2016 - Did You Know Sorority Sisters Like to Recruit By Scaring the Shit Out of You?

8/18/2016 - Jill Stein Says It's 'Ridiculous' to Say She's Anti-Vaccination

8/18/2016 - 10 Reasons Why Ryan Lochte Is Actually an International Supervillain

8/18/2016 - Kaia Gerber Is Definitely Her Mom's Daughter on Her First Ever Magazine Cover

8/18/2016 - I'm Home and I'm Fine!

8/18/2016 - The Tom Cat's Out of the Bag: LuAnn Finally Learns About Her Fiancé Cheating on RHONY

8/18/2016 - CL Shot Her Cute New Video in Brooklyn, With the Help of Wu-Tang's Method Man

8/18/2016 - Olympic German Twins Get Roasted By Their Own Country For Crossing the Finish Line Holding Hands

8/18/2016 - A Baby Girl Born On a Plane Got One Million Air Miles as a Reward For Bad Timing

8/18/2016 - Justice Department Announces It Will Begin Phasing Out Private Prisons In the United States

8/18/2016 - American Apparel Is Looking for Buyers

8/18/2016 - Vanderpump Rules' Katie and Tom Have Finally Tied the Knot

8/18/2016 - It's 2016, So Why Am I Watching This Godawful Same Kind of Different As Me Trailer?

8/18/2016 - For Sale: Truman Capote's Ashes (Like, of His Body)

8/18/2016 - More French Cities Ban the Burkini

8/18/2016 - Team USA Swimmers Were Apparently Very Drunk While Reporting Robbery, Fought with Security Guards [Updated]

8/18/2016 - Jezebel Olympics Day 9: Have You Seen All These Katy Perry Lyrics Hidden in Blogs?

8/18/2016 - I Really Hope Ashley Olsen and George Condo Are Dating

8/18/2016 - Uber to Begin Using Self-Driving Cars in Pittsburgh (With Humans in the Driver's Seat)

8/18/2016 - A Massive 25,600 Acre Wildfire In Southern California Is Now 'Four Percent' Contained

8/18/2016 - Chip and Joanna Gaines Want You to Stop Putting Their Fixer Upper Homes on AirBnB

8/17/2016 - Larry Wilmore Was Just As Surprised As You Were About The Nightly Show's Cancellation

8/17/2016 - All Three American Women Just Swept In the 100m Hurdle, Making Olympic History

8/17/2016 - Egyptian State TV Suspends 8 Female Anchors Because They're 'Overweight'

8/17/2016 - In a Very Nice Move, Taylor Swift Donated $1 Million to Louisiana Flood Relief

8/17/2016 - Leslie Jones Will Be Excited About the 2016 Olympics Until At Least December

8/17/2016 - Ava DuVernay Says She and Oprah 'Aren’t Sitting Around Talking About Diversity'

8/17/2016 - Gigi & Bella Hadid Are Selling 'Tour Merch' of Themselves Wearing Other Peoples' Clothes

8/17/2016 - Amy Schumer Says Kurt Metzger No Longer Writes for Inside Amy Schumer [Updated]

8/17/2016 - Varsity Blues Is Coming to the Small Screen

8/17/2016 - Take a Peek at Cynthia Nixon as Emily Dickinson in the Trailer for A Quiet Passion

8/17/2016 - The Latest Addition to the 'Docuseries' Trend Will Cover JonBenet Ramsey

8/17/2016 - We Can't Improve This Headline About a Dad Who Ate Pot Brownies and Was Rude to a Cat

8/17/2016 - Why Isn't it Called No Woman's Sky?

8/17/2016 - Don't Think With Your Dick

8/17/2016 - Celebrate Mae West's Birthday By Leaning Over Your Own Cleavage and Making a Risqué Witticism

8/17/2016 - All of This Shit Is Going to Get Peed On By a Prospective Swim Team Recruit

8/17/2016 - This Week In Tabloids: Blake Shelton Gave Birth...to Racist and Homophobic Tweets!

8/17/2016 - Ivanka Trump Tries to Order an Ear Cuff, Gets Owned Pretty Hard

8/17/2016 - Capitol of Wyoming, the 'Equality State,' Set to Elect Its First-Ever Woman Mayor

8/17/2016 - Reductress Is Devoting Its Entire Site to Rape Jokes That Punch Up

8/17/2016 - Study Finds the Number of Women Held in Local Jails Has Grown 'Exponentially'

8/17/2016 - Amber Heard's Lawyers Retract Statement Claiming She's 'Vindicated in the Public Court of Opinion'

8/17/2016 - Liz Cheney Wins Wyoming Congressional Primary After Disastrous 2014 Senate Bid

8/17/2016 - Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga Got the Green Light to Remake A Star Is Born

8/17/2016 - Rio Court Wants to Seize Ryan Lochte's Passport Due to 'Inconsistencies' in Robbery Report, But Too Late

8/17/2016 - LaGuardia High School AKA the Fame School May Be Choosing Its Students By Academics Over Talent

8/17/2016 - Anna Paquin Joins Cast of Alias Grace to Get Murdered

8/17/2016 - Marina Abramovic Will Remove a Passage of Her Memoir that Everyone Agrees Is Racist

8/17/2016 - Jezebel Olympics Day 8: Gawker Media Employees Try to Draw a Palm Tree

8/17/2016 - Another Bill Cosby Lawyer, Monique Pressley, Drops Out

8/17/2016 - Trump's Veterans Advisor Continues to Insist Hillary Clinton Should Be 'Shot for Treason'

8/17/2016 - Us Weekly Claims Tom Cruise Hasn’t Seen Suri in 'About Three Years'

8/17/2016 - Nate Parker Speaks on Rape Accuser's Suicide: 'I Am Filled With Profound Sorrow'

8/16/2016 - Somehow Matt Damon Grew a Man Bun in a Month

8/16/2016 - Faith Chepngetich Kipyegon Grabs a Gold in Women's 1500m, Is Quite Pleased

8/16/2016 - Omarosa Says Critics Will 'Bow Down' to President Trump in Trailer for PBS Documentary

8/16/2016 - Don't Worry, Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift Are Still Best Friends

8/16/2016 - Simone Biles Collapses in Happiness After Meeting Zac Efron

8/16/2016 - Catherine Zeta-Jones Cast as Olivia De Havilland in Ryan Murphy's Feud

8/16/2016 - Aetna Is Jettisoning Almost All Its Options Under the Affordable Care Act

8/16/2016 - Lin-Manuel Miranda Will Write Music for Disney's Live-Action Little Mermaid

8/16/2016 - Dominique Moceanu Thinks Women Gymnasts Fear Speaking Out About 'Body Shaming' Coaches

8/16/2016 - Fashion Blogger Liz Black Shows How Ridiculous Sample Sizes Are in Photo Series

8/16/2016 - A Chat with Orange Is the New Black's Adrienne C. Moore About Race, Religion and the Future of Black Cindy

8/16/2016 - Last Night's Real Housewives of Orange County Turned Into 'Real Housewives of Orange Cunty'

8/16/2016 - Isn't This Commercial For Jockey Underwear Weird?

8/16/2016 - Philly DA Declines to Prosecute in DNC Sexual Assault Case

8/16/2016 - Please Explain to Me How the Current Reclaimed Wood Craze Isn't The Same as T.G.I. Friday's

8/16/2016 - Simone Biles Takes Her Fourth and Last Gold Medal in Rio in Floor as Aly Raisman Nabs Silver

8/16/2016 - As Usual, Earth's Only Hope Is Amy Adams In the Trailer For Arrival

8/16/2016 - The Playboy Mansion Now Officially Belongs to Twinkie Dude Daren Metropoulos

8/16/2016 - Roger Ailes Will Reportedly Advise Donald Trump as He Gets Ready to Debate Hillary Clinton

8/16/2016 - The Rocky Horror Remake's 'Time Warp' Is Here and It's Totally Lackluster

8/16/2016 - How Hollywood Is Dealing With Nate Parker's 1999 Sexual Assault Charge

8/16/2016 - Fox News Is Thoroughly Convinced There's Something Medically Wrong with Hillary Clinton

8/16/2016 - Amber and Johnny Settle Divorce, Claim Their Relationship Was 'Always Bound By Love'

8/16/2016 - Beware the Foul, Home-Trashing Alliance of Roomba and Pet Poop

8/16/2016 - Infertile Kenyan Man Accused of Cutting Off Wife's Hands After They Couldn't Have Children

8/16/2016 - Your Dad Tim Kaine Nervously Played Harmonica to 'Wagon Wheel' Last Night

8/16/2016 - Jezebel Olympics Day 7: Selena Gomez Stans Do Not Come When You Call Them

8/16/2016 - Leslie Jones Pays It Forward on Twitter by Creating a Hashtag for Gabby Douglas

8/16/2016 - Larry Wilmore on The Nightly Show's Cancellation: 'Racism Is Solved'

8/16/2016 - Justin Bieber Shuts Down His Instagram, the Internet Celebrates With a #JustinDeactivatedParty

8/15/2016 - Shaunae Miller Wins Gold in 400m Sprinting, Hugs Ensue

8/15/2016 - Chinese Swimmer Fu Yuanhui Talks Openly About Having Her Period During the Olympics

8/15/2016 - Sarah Robles Wins First Weightlifting Olympic Medal for U.S. in 16 Years

8/15/2016 - Tom Hiddleston Talks Romance With Taylor Swift, Is Extremely Unromantic

8/15/2016 - North West Is Really Pulling Off This Pair of Balenciaga Thigh-Highs

8/15/2016 - Hunter S. Thompson's Widow Returns the Antlers He Stole From Ernest Hemingway's House 52 Years Ago

8/15/2016 - The Dreaded Milania Broke Her Butt, But Her Thirst for Destruction Remains Unquenched

8/15/2016 - Ice Cream Continues to Pull Us Apart as Summer Heat Rages

8/15/2016 - Remember When France's Synchronized Swimming Team Tried to Do a 'Holocaust-Themed' Routine?

8/15/2016 - On a Scale of 0 to 10, How Much Does Gwen Stefani Love Blake Shelton?

8/15/2016 - Father Suspected To Be Gunman in Pennsylvania Shooting That Killed Entire Family

8/15/2016 - Amber Heard Claims Johnny Depp Sliced Off the Tip of His Finger, Used It to Make Rage Art

8/15/2016 - Laurie Hernandez Grabs a Silver Medal on Beam as Simone Biles (GASP!) Takes Bronze

8/15/2016 - Anne-France Dautheville, Record-Breaking Motorcyclist, Is Fall Fashion's Toughest Inspiration

8/15/2016 - Mayor of New York on 9/11 Forgets About 9/11

8/15/2016 - Kara's Better Than Fine! And Deserves a Gold Medal in Walking

8/15/2016 - How the Kardashians Replaced the Windsors and Became the Royal Family of the 2010s

8/15/2016 - The Rest of New York Wants to Remind L Train Riders that Commuting Generally Sucks

8/15/2016 - An Olympic Diving Team Has Broken Up Over an Alleged Fuck Fest

8/15/2016 - Study Shows That Men's Hands Are Weaker Than They Were 30 Years Ago

8/15/2016 - One Ticket to This Beautiful Victorian Sewage Treatment Landmark, Please

8/15/2016 - What The Hell Do We Say About Juanita Broaddrick?

8/15/2016 - The Historic Flooding in Louisiana Is Looking Pretty Damn Ominous

8/15/2016 - Comedy Central Cancels The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore

8/15/2016 - Ex-Inmate in Canada Says She Was Placed in Solitary Confinement for Refusing to Wear a Bra

8/15/2016 - J.K. Rowling Fires Back Against Wand-Maker Disinclined to Sell to Harry Potter Fans

8/15/2016 - John Oliver Receives Alarming Email After Signing Up to Be a Trump 'Election Observer'

8/15/2016 - Teaser for E!'s Rob & Chyna Asks the Age Old Question, 'Are You Still Texting Bitches?!'

8/15/2016 - Watch Taraji P. Henson in the Hidden Figures Trailer About NASA's Genius Black Women

8/15/2016 - Jezebel Olympics Day 6: Here Are Some Great Vines

8/15/2016 - Justin and Selena Air Their Dirty Laundry All Over Instagram, Call Each Other 'Sad'

8/14/2016 - Gabby Douglas Reflects On Social Media Criticism, Calls It 'Hurtful'

8/14/2016 - Silver Medalist's Boyfriend Proposes, BBC Calls It 'An Even Bigger Prize'

8/14/2016 - Nobody in This Subway Cares That Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is Playing the Drums

8/14/2016 - Boko Haram Releases New Video, Seems to Feature Kidnapped Chibok Girls

8/14/2016 - Adele Isn't Performing At the Super Bowl

8/14/2016 - Iowa Tennis Player Accused Of Sexually Assaulting Mentally Ill Woman Pleads to Lesser Charge

8/14/2016 - We're Already Running Out of Ways To Describe Simone Biles's Many Wins

8/14/2016 - Very Chill Hero Dramatically Saves Woman And Dog From Sinking Car in Louisiana

8/14/2016 - You Don't Have Impostor Syndrome

8/14/2016 - Investigation: Is Leslie Jones Still Into the Olympics or Nah?

8/14/2016 - Justin Bieber Will Make His Instagram Private If Fans Don't Stop Bullying His New Girlfriend, He Swears to God He Will

8/13/2016 - Saturday Night Social: Hosted By an Olympian Who Competed With Just One Shoe

8/13/2016 - Mom Scolded for Breastfeeding in a Bra Store Surrounded By Pictures of Boobs

8/13/2016 - A Terminally Ill Woman Hosted An End-Of-Life Party, And It Was Beautiful

8/13/2016 - Newspaper Refers to Simone Manuel, Historic Gold Medal Swimmer, Simply As an 'African American'

8/13/2016 - Potlucks Suck

8/13/2016 - Ledecky Watch: All Hail Katie Ledecky

8/13/2016 - Amber Heard Denies Leaking Video Of Johnny Depp Violently Smashing Wine Glasses

8/12/2016 - I Stole My Coworker Joanna's Granola and It Tasted Great (A Snack Diary)

8/12/2016 - Is It Over?

8/12/2016 - New Report Suggests More Than Half of Women in Advertising Have Faced Sexual Harassment

8/12/2016 - I Put Off Adulthood by Literally Shitting in a Diaper for All My 20s

8/12/2016 - Court Overturns Conviction of Making a Murderer's Brendan Dassey

8/12/2016 - F This Subblog

8/12/2016 - Here Are Some Great Titanic Blogs We Had to Abandon Like Rose Did Jack

8/12/2016 - Over a Two-Year Period, the Maternal Mortality Rate Has Doubled in Texas

8/12/2016 - Rose Is in Hell at the End of the James Cameron Film Titanic

8/12/2016 - The Reason This Blogger Didn't Watch Titanic

8/12/2016 - Donald Trump Lied About the Size of His Tower

8/12/2016 - A Woman's Heart Is a Deep Ocean of Secrets

8/12/2016 - Those Swedes Jack Won His Titanic Tickets from Must Have Been Really Happy to Be Losers

8/12/2016 - Tinashe Channels Baywatch and Rescues Dudes in the Booty-Celebratory 'Superlove' Video

8/12/2016 - In Bold Stride for Feminism, New York Hunters Can Now Wear Pink

8/12/2016 - Kathy Bates in Titanic as the Unsinkable Molly Brown Is My Plus-Size Style Icon

8/12/2016 - Watch Rising Teen Star Raye's New Video, Directed by Charli XCX

8/12/2016 - Instead Of Hitting The Iceberg, The Titanic Should Have Gone Around It

8/12/2016 - I Still Think Selfies Are Bad

8/12/2016 - Kara's Fine, and That's Literally All She Wrote

8/12/2016 - Leonardo DiCaprio Was Never Hot

8/12/2016 - I Love Poot Lovato's Uncredited Cameo In Titanic

8/12/2016 - RuPaul Says Politics Are About Choosing the Person Who Bullshits the Way You Want

8/12/2016 - Jesus, Victoria and Albert, We Get It: You Loved to Fuck

8/12/2016 - Beware the Flying Cockroaches

8/12/2016 - Chicken Is a Bad Meat

8/12/2016 - Send Us Your School Papers About Jezebel, the Website You Are Currently Reading

8/12/2016 - Never Forget That James Cameron Left His Fourth Wife So He Could Marry Rose’s Granddaughter

8/12/2016 - Amy Schumer Convinced Goldie Hawn to Join Her Movie By Being a 'Psycho'

8/12/2016 - Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls

8/12/2016 - New Law Mandates Breastfeeding Rooms in NYC City Buildings

8/12/2016 - Simones, Winning

8/12/2016 - How It Really Feels to Be the Only Man at Jezebel

8/12/2016 - Everyone Is Getting Furious Very Fast Over the Feud Between Vin Diesel and The Rock

8/12/2016 - Hugh Grant Was a Huge Asshole on Watch What Happens Live

8/12/2016 - This Is #SponCon

8/12/2016 - Bollywood Star Shah Rukh Khan Detained at U.S. Customs Yet Again

8/12/2016 - Jezebel Olympics Day 5: The Office Is Not Great at Basketball

8/12/2016 - Katy Perry Reportedly Recorded a Song Called 'She's So Creepy,' Hmmm

8/12/2016 - Some Chill Asshole Hung a Confederate Flag at a Trump Rally in Florida

8/12/2016 - We Do Not Need a Drop the Mic Spin-Off Show But That's What We're Gonna Get

8/11/2016 - Simone Manuel Makes History as the First Black American Woman to Win a Gold Medal in Swimming

8/11/2016 - A Muslim Woman Mistaken For a Terrorist Filed a Civil Rights Suit Against the Chicago Police

8/11/2016 - Simone Biles: 'I'm Not the Next Usain Bolt or Michael Phelps. I'm the First Simone Biles'

8/11/2016 - Mel Gibson's Ex-Girlfriend Lost $500,000 Because She Dared To Utter His Name In Public

8/11/2016 - Chris (Evans) Wishes Fellow Chris (Hemsworth) a Happy Birthday with a GIF of Him Fucking Up

8/11/2016 - I'm a Stupid Bitch

8/11/2016 - We Didn’t Think This Story About a Judge Calling a Nazi a Cunt Would Be Good But We Were So Wrong

8/11/2016 - 'Manatee Mating Ball' Stops Traffic in Florida

8/11/2016 - Root For England (Except for Tom Hiddleston) in the Olympics If You Like Winning, Dummies!!!

8/11/2016 - Here Is a News Blog About the Results of the Olympic Women's Gymnastics All-Around Final

8/11/2016 - How Were Jack and Rose Fucking in That Car?

8/11/2016 - I'm Finally Writing About Supernatural After So Many Gawker Media Editors Ignored Me

8/11/2016 - The Chanels Trade Their Designer Duds for Scrubs in the New Scream Queens Trailer

8/11/2016 - I Couldn't Find Louisa Chafee Either

8/11/2016 - A Woman Suffered Permanent Damage After a Nurse Pushed Her Baby Back Up Inside Her During Childbirth

8/11/2016 - The Hero of All Romantic Comedies Doesn't Believe In Monogamy

8/11/2016 - Hollywood Doesn't Want What Happened to Ghostbusters to Happen to the Ocean's Eleven Reboot

8/11/2016 - Why Do So Many Men Whisper 'Hey' After Fucking You?

8/11/2016 - Diamonds Are Stupid the Real Heart of the Ocean Is This Blue Lobster

8/11/2016 - Kara's Fine! NBC Sucks Though

8/11/2016 - Planned Parenthood Shooter Robert Dear Ruled Incompetent to Stand Trial Again

8/11/2016 - The Secret Service Protected Reporter Katy Tur After Donald Trump Singled Her Out at a Rally

8/11/2016 - The Rock Walks Back His Name Calling, But Vin Diesel Lives For Drama

8/11/2016 - Confession: I Am Gluten-Free

8/11/2016 - The 'Grim Sleeper' Serial Killer Will Officially Face the Death Penalty

8/11/2016 - He Put the Diamond In the Coat, and He Put the Coat On Her

8/11/2016 - Bring Me These Swedish Fish Oreos, Okay?

8/11/2016 - Please Explain Fencing to Me

8/11/2016 - Arianna Huffington Leaves the Huffington Post for a 'Health and Wellness' Startup

8/11/2016 - Kendall Jenner Finally Got a (Real) Vogue Cover, and It's the Big One

8/11/2016 - Straight Daily Beast Reporter Fascinated By Men Who Fuck Men

8/11/2016 - What Happens When the Democratic National Convention Doesn't Have a Sexual Assault Policy

8/11/2016 - Jennifer Lopez Will Play the Infamous 'Cocaine Godmother' in an HBO Film

8/11/2016 - Man Told Police His Girlfriend Was Bringing a Bomb on a Plane to Keep Her From Going on Vacation

8/11/2016 - Jezebel Olympics Day 4: Team Deadmodo Humiliates the Competition

8/11/2016 - And Now, Diane Kruger Will Perform a Monologue About New York, the Gym, and Her Clothes

8/11/2016 - Wanna Go to a Real Party? Then You Should Probably Skip Leonardo DiCaprio's Boring Instagram

8/11/2016 - DOJ Report: Baltimore Police Department Showed Little Regard For Sexual Assault Victims

8/11/2016 - Samantha Bee Reads Your Comments, Loses Faith in Humanity As a Result

8/10/2016 - Katie Ledecky Snatches Another Gold in the 4 x 200 Relay Because She Is So Very Good

8/10/2016 - Donald Trump Says President Obama is the 'Founder of ISIS'

8/10/2016 - Italian Parliament Proposes Controversial Bill to Jail Parents Who Make Their Kids Eat Vegan

8/10/2016 - Katherine Heigl and Seth Rogen Are the Only People Still Talking About Knocked Up

8/10/2016 - Leslie Jones, Prized Olympics Commentator, Is Rio-Bound

8/10/2016 - Bye Jezebel Fam, It's Been Real

8/10/2016 - Painted Nipples Deemed Too Sexy For Public Consumption

8/10/2016 - Oh, Shit: The Rock Has Been Feuding with Vin Diesel This Whole Time

8/10/2016 - Meet the Women Making India's First and Only Feminist Newspaper

8/10/2016 - Federal Government Is Investigating BYU for Mishandling Title IX Complaints

8/10/2016 - Have You Seen This Alternate Ending for Titanic?

8/10/2016 - Former CU Student Spared Prison Sentence for Raping a Woman He Claimed to Be Helping

8/10/2016 - Celebrities Insist They Actually Like Derek Blasberg

8/10/2016 - Trump Spokeswoman Can't Believe How You're All Misinterpreting 'Second Amendment People'

8/10/2016 - This Week In Tabloids: Tell Me What Your Dream Tabloid Cover Story Is, and I'll Tell You Mine

8/10/2016 - The Girl Scouts Have Added Two Kinds of S'More Cookies to the 2017 Lineup

8/10/2016 - Deepica Mutyala Makes Facebook Amends For Her Crime Against a Black Model's Hair

8/10/2016 - Kara's Fine! But Has a Mosquito Bite

8/10/2016 - Get All Fired Up Because Pat Benatar Is Going to Have a Broadway Musical

8/10/2016 - Rihanna, Awkwafina, and Anne Hathaway May Join the All-Women Ocean's 11 Reboot

8/10/2016 - Gabby Douglas Reminds Everyone That She's Being Patriotic by Bringing Home Gold

8/10/2016 - Which Character From the Second Half of Titanic Are You?

8/10/2016 - Rooting for Any Country But the USA in the Olympics Is for Losers and Suckers

8/10/2016 - Don't Get Your Hopes Up for a Ghostbusters Sequel

8/10/2016 - An Illustrated Guide to the Epochs of Olympic Fashion

8/10/2016 - Who Will Play George W. Bush and Condoleezza Rice in the Next American Crime Story?

8/10/2016 - Army Official: Most Enlisted Troops Have No Problem Serving With Trans People and Women

8/10/2016 - All the Places I've Tripped

8/10/2016 - 25-Year-Old Man Inherits Dukedom, Several Billion Dollars, Large Chunks of London

8/10/2016 - No Taylor Swift Album in October, Says Label Rep

8/10/2016 - Matt Damon Isn't Cool Enough For Brooklyn

8/10/2016 - Jezebel Olympics Day 3: How About We Recall a Few Bravolebrities?

8/10/2016 - Gunfire Breaks Out at Peaceful Ferguson Protest Following a Hit-and-Run

8/10/2016 - A Woman Was Fatally Shot By Police During a Live Gun Demonstration in Florida

8/9/2016 - Your Kooky Aunt Meryl Streep Didn't Know The Difference Between Snapchat and Sexting

8/9/2016 - Serena Williams Is Out of the Olympics After Crushing Loss In Singles Tennis

8/9/2016 - Ledecky Nabs Another Gold in Rio, AKA 'the Closest I’ve Gotten to Having to Throw Up' While Racing

8/9/2016 - Famously Unimpressed McKayla Maroney Is Now Making 'Vulnerable' Pop Music

8/9/2016 - Calvin Harris Tolerated Howie Mandel's Dad Joke About Taylor Swift

8/9/2016 - Brie Larson Loses Her Shit Meeting a Celebrity at Disneyland

8/9/2016 - A Mother-Son Couple Is Fighting the Law to Teach the World About Genetic Sexual Attraction

8/9/2016 - Judge Orders Arrest Warrant After Tyga Doesn't Show Up for Court

8/9/2016 - Season 2 Proved UnREAL Will Do Just About Anything Even If It's Way Too Much

8/9/2016 - Team USA, A.K.A. 'The Final Five' Win Their Expected Gold in Gymnastics

8/9/2016 - NME Issues Apology For Confusing 'Rate' for 'Rape' in Lyrics of Giggs' 'The Process'

8/9/2016 - The Kardashians Who Didn't Go to Cuba Had Fun Pretending to Be Bummed About It Weeks Later

8/9/2016 - Jezebel's Official Power Ranking of Male Allies

8/9/2016 - I Fucking Love This Woman's Job Offer Announcement

8/9/2016 - What Would Your Band Play During Your Personal Titanic?

8/9/2016 - Donald Trump Calls on 'Second Amendment People' to Do Something About Hillary Clinton

8/9/2016 - Here's Where You Can See Titanic Memorabilia In Person

8/9/2016 - Wanted to Flag This For You: Tom Hiddleston Has Joined Instagram

8/9/2016 - There's Been Some Beautifully Tender Touching at Rio's Men's Rugby Games

8/9/2016 - Rod Blagojevich's Lawyers: Being a Lead Singer in a Jailhouse Rock Band Qualifies as 'Good Behavior'

8/9/2016 - Are You Tape One Or Tape Two?

8/9/2016 - Oh Wow, Kanye Collaborator Vanessa Beecroft Is a Mess

8/9/2016 - Luke Cage Is Looking Very Strong in His Full Length Trailer

8/9/2016 - Kara's Fine!

8/9/2016 - Can You Guess Which 'Candyasses' Have Infuriated the Rock on the Set of Fast 8?

8/9/2016 - This Game Show Based on the Shazam App Will Have Us Yelling at the TV, Possibly Kill Us

8/9/2016 - A Celebration of the Beautiful, Lightly Deranged PR Emails We Get From Period Undie-Makers Thinx

8/9/2016 - Lest You Forget That Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry Are Fucking

8/9/2016 - Grandparents Don't Want to Watch the Kids for Free Anymore

8/9/2016 - Peek Behind the Scenes at the Making of Katharine Hepburn and Lauren Bacall's Memoirs

8/9/2016 - Rooting for Your Own Country in the Olympics Is for Losers and Suckers

8/9/2016 - Stranger Things Sparks Demand for Pudding Snack

8/9/2016 - Jay Pharoah and Taran Killam Take Their Final Bow On Saturday Night Live

8/9/2016 - Have You Noticed That Everyone in Titanic Has Great Brows?

8/9/2016 - Judge Allows Defendant to Meet His Newborn in Court

8/9/2016 - Ray Ray Li-Ot-Ta! And Ga And-Ga-Ga! Oh My Oh-My-God! Want a Bad Romance?

8/9/2016 - Jezebel Olympics Day 2: Team Sex Pulls a Katie Ledecky

8/8/2016 - Ledecky Watch: No Gold, But the Promise of Shiny Tomorrow

8/8/2016 - Republican Senator Susan Collins Publicly Denounces Donald Trump

8/8/2016 - Olympic Swimmer Lilly King Talks Real Good Shit and Backs It Up

8/8/2016 - Dumb Enough to Hold Your IPad in Front Of a Dolphin? You Deserve to Lose It

8/8/2016 - Tig Notaro's Dark Comedy One Mississippi Draws From Personal Tragedy

8/8/2016 - Lawyers Say Amber Heard Was Prevented From Testifying Against Johnny Depp

8/8/2016 - Note to Bachelor Nation: Lacey Chabert Is Not on Bachelor in Paradise

8/8/2016 - Two More Women Allege That Bill Cosby Sexually Assaulted Them

8/8/2016 - Nail Salon Owners Continue Protests in Front of New York Times Building

8/8/2016 - Tweeting About the Olympics Got Leslie Jones a Trip to Rio and a New Gig

8/8/2016 - Oh No I Want All of This

8/8/2016 - Welcome to Jezebel's Senior Week

8/8/2016 - Texas Clock Teen Ahmed Mohamed Files Federal Civil Rights Lawsuit Against His Former School

8/8/2016 - Some Thoughts I Had on the Barbie's Wedding Episode of WAGS, Starting with Cindy Crawford's Cameo

8/8/2016 - Andrea Tantaros Made Sexual Harassment Claims Against Roger Ailes, Was Then Taken Off the Air

8/8/2016 - Welcome to the Very Relatable Jezebel Olympics

8/8/2016 - Bride Walked Down the Aisle By Man Who Received Her Father's Heart In a Transplant

8/8/2016 - Jeb Bush Suffers Indignity Number 12,000 As Son Endorses Trump

8/8/2016 - The Best Person In the World Is Julian, Age 8-9

8/8/2016 - Alabama Chief Justice Faces Ethics Charges for Telling Judges Not to Follow Gay Marriage Ruling

8/8/2016 - Bad News, Ladies: The 'Pink Tax' Starts At Birth

8/8/2016 - This Instagram Falling Stunt Woman Both Terrifies and Inspires Me

8/8/2016 - Like a Mean Dad Turning Off the TV and Telling You to Go Outside, Hulu Will End Free Service

8/8/2016 - This Hairstylist to the Stars of the 1990s Has Got a Shoebox Full of Nostalgia For You

8/8/2016 - 50 Cent Posts, Deletes Angry Instagrams About His Dick Debuting on Power

8/8/2016 - Oksana Chusovitina Explains Changing Her Mind About Entering a 7th Olympics: 'I'm a Woman'

8/8/2016 - The Invisible Girls of Pokémon Go

8/8/2016 - Suicide Squad Is a Lot Like Watching Somebody Else Play Video Games for Two Hours

8/8/2016 - Tinder, Like Almost Everything Else, Is Easier for Olympic Athletes

8/8/2016 - Don't Touch Shit At Museums

8/8/2016 - Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg Are Getting a 'Dinner Party Series' On VH1

8/8/2016 - Former NBC Producer Says Roger Ailes Hired Her, Asked 'When Did You First Discover You Were Sexy?'

8/8/2016 - Here's a Preview of Iggy Azalea at Her New Job

8/8/2016 - Congrats to CNN Commentator and 'Former' Trump Campaigner Corey Lewandowski On His 2 or More Jobs

8/8/2016 - Lindsay Lohan: ‘I’m Scared of What Egor Might Do to Me and to Himself’

8/8/2016 - Congrats America, You Have Another Third Candidate

8/7/2016 - Marco Rubio Argues Against Abortions for Women Infected With Zika

8/7/2016 - Like Us, Katie Ledecky Isn't Surprised By Her First Gold in Rio and Her New World Record

8/7/2016 - Winona Ryder Won't Apologize for Her Vulnerability

8/7/2016 - Chicago Tribune Introduces Olympic Bronze Medalist Corey Cogdell As 'Wife'

8/7/2016 - Original Baby Jennifer Grey Won't Join Cast Of ABC's Dirty Dancing Remake

8/7/2016 - Five Members Of Pennsylvania Family Dead in Apparent Murder-Suicide

8/7/2016 - Transparent Will Be Back for Its Third Season On September 23

8/7/2016 - Here's Lin-Manuel Miranda Just Filming Himself Singing Disney Tunes

8/7/2016 - Why Did NBC Commentators Give Katinka Hosszu's Husband Credit for Her World Record?

8/7/2016 - Orlando Bloom Is Naked Again

8/6/2016 - Saturday Night Social: Hosted By This Tough-As-Nails Olympic Swimmer Who Saved a Boat Full Of Refugees

8/6/2016 - 'Scary' Lucille Ball Statue Is Finally Replaced, But Is She Really Gone? (No)

8/6/2016 - Literally No One Is More Excited About the Olympics Than Leslie Jones

8/6/2016 - NBC Explains That It's OK to Broadcast the Rio Olympics On a Delay, Since Women Don't Care About Sports

8/6/2016 - Let's Spend the Day Watching Seth Rogen Lip Sync 'Hotline Bling'

8/6/2016 - Dozens Injured At Snoop Dogg And Wiz Khalifa Show After Rail Collapse

8/5/2016 - Dun Dun Da Dun Dun Dun Dun: It's the 2016 Rio Olympics Opening Ceremony Liveblog

8/5/2016 - Will Someone Please Talk to Kylie Jenner About Her Freakin' Ramen Noodles?!?!

8/5/2016 - Prince's Family Is Reportedly Trying to Protect Paisley Park From Being Sold

8/5/2016 - Renée Zellweger Pens Highly Critical Essay on Tabloid Gossip, Asks Us All to 'Do Better'

8/5/2016 - Hillary Clinton Says You Might Not Like Her Now, But You'll Love Her Later

8/5/2016 - Milo Ventimiglia Was Not Expecting to See His Hiney in the This Is Us Trailer

8/5/2016 - Being a Vegan Isn't Necessarily That Great For The Earth

8/5/2016 - Pretty Rude That The First Dunkirk Trailer Doesn't Feature My Boyfriend Harry Styles

8/5/2016 - The Thing Is, We Really 'Get' Frank Ocean: A Roundtable

8/5/2016 - Pelican Briefed

8/5/2016 - Michigan State University Closes Women's Study Lounge After Title IX Complaint

8/5/2016 - How the Hell Did This Stupid Kevin Spacey Cat Movie Get Made?

8/5/2016 - Men Refuse to Let Cargo Shorts Die, Wear Them to Work in Protest

8/5/2016 - Orlando Bloom Prompts Us to Ponder: What Is the Purpose of Naked Paddleboarding?

8/5/2016 - Here's the Jared Leto, Skrillex, Rick Ross Horrorcore Video You Never Knew You Wanted

8/5/2016 - Delta Airlines Won't Show All the Same-Sex Kissing in Carol, But We Sure As Hell Will

8/5/2016 - Donald Trump Reportedly Wanted His Women Staffers to Pose Nude for Playboy

8/5/2016 - EP of The Real O'Neals Says the Show Wasn't in Danger Following Noah Galvin's Controversial Remarks

8/5/2016 - Adele Made $80 Million Last Year, Still Had Her Credit Card Declined at H&M

8/5/2016 - I Am Cait Reportedly Canceled After Two Seasons Because She 'Just Wasn't Relatable'

8/5/2016 - Trump Suddenly Recalls He Didn't See a Nonexistent Video of a Thing That Didn't Happen

8/5/2016 - Hey, FYI, the 1984 Olympics Opening Ceremony Featured a Dude Flying Around on a Jet Pack

8/5/2016 - The Internet of Dead Girls

8/5/2016 - How Many Awesomely Terrible EDM Romance Movies Can America Handle?

8/5/2016 - The Playboy Mansion Is Back on the Market, Because Hef Wasn't Happy About Sharing [Updated]

8/5/2016 - Black-ish Creator Kenya Barris: 'I Will Be So Happy When Diversity Is Not a Word'

8/5/2016 - Watch Ariana Grande Slickly Cover Whitney Houston's 'How Will I Know' on Greatest Hits

8/5/2016 - The FTC Is Coming For the Celeb Social Media #Sponcon Racket

8/5/2016 - Nick Cannon Doesn't Understand How to Explain Gay People to Kids

8/5/2016 - Watch Katy Perry Fall Down a Lot in the Video for Her Olympics Anthem 'Rise'

8/5/2016 - Josh Duggar Is Being Sued By the Guy Whose Face He Used on His Ashley Madison Profile

8/5/2016 - Trump's Economic Policy Team Boasts 3 Stephens, 2 Steves, 1 Steven, and No Women

8/5/2016 - Texas' Proposed New Rules on Burying Fetal Remains Are Just Another Anti-Abortion Law in Disguise

8/5/2016 - Is This Big Ole Rocket on NASA's Instagram Actually a Dick, Y or N

8/4/2016 - George Zimmerman Punched in the Face for Allegedly Bragging About Death of Trayvon Martin

8/4/2016 - Sarah Jessica Parker Reminds Everyone She Is 'Not a Feminist'

8/4/2016 - Bill Cosby Wants His Lawyer to Be Present During an Alleged Victim's Deposition

8/4/2016 - Gwyneth Paltrow Will Mentor Ample Apps on Apple App Show

8/4/2016 - Watch The Today Show Painfully Ruin This Black Model's Hair

8/4/2016 - Viola Davis Met Her Husband While Eating a Cinnamon Raisin Bagel With Tuna Fish

8/4/2016 - Miguel Is the Jesus of Sex, Wants to Take You to Heaven in a Cadillac

8/4/2016 - Dreezy's New Video Is an Ode to Her Ride-or-Dies (And Gucci Mane!)

8/4/2016 - Breitbart Publishes Photo of Cleveland Cavaliers Victory Parade, Says It's a Trump Rally

8/4/2016 - Get a Taste of Frank Ocean's New Album a Day Early With His Boys Don't Cry Instrumentals

8/4/2016 - Botched By Nature Is Botched Without the Circus Factor

8/4/2016 - Last Night's Real Housewives of New York Was a Carnival Cruise of Bad Romances

8/4/2016 - Barack Obama Is the Latest Dad Feminist

8/4/2016 - The Grande Dame Who Collects History in One of New York's Oldest Homes

8/4/2016 - A Senior Center Threw $500,000 Back in Roger Ailes' Face

8/4/2016 - Amy Schumer Was Bummed When Her Ex Turned Out to Be Gay

8/4/2016 - Searching For the Country Music of Our Dreams in Nashville

8/4/2016 - Britney Spears Tries Something New With 'Private Show'

8/4/2016 - Ansel Elgort Is Playing Twins in a Film. That's TWO Ansel Elgorts!

8/4/2016 - USA Gymnastics Accused of Enabling Predators By Ignoring Abuse Allegations

8/4/2016 - How Wack Is Nicki Minaj's Ex Safaree in the Love & Hip-Hop Hollywood Trailer

8/4/2016 - President Obama Goes Out in Historic Blaze, Grants 214 Clemency

8/4/2016 - Muslim Passengers on Two Airlines Say They Were Kicked Off Flights Due to 'Uncomfortable' Attendants

8/4/2016 - Thank Christ, It Looks Like Poldark Is Axing a Controversial Rape Scene From the Books

8/4/2016 - Did Melania Trump Lie About Her Visa Status, And Wouldn't That Be Delightfully Ironic?

8/4/2016 - 20-Year-Old Witch Makes Matt Lauer Cry

8/4/2016 - GOP Strategist Calls Donald Trump a 'Loudmouthed Dick' on Live TV

8/4/2016 - The Supreme Court Halted an Order Allowing Transgender Student to Use the Restroom Of His Choice

8/4/2016 - Clint Eastwood Defends Donald Trump's 'Racist' Remarks in Infuriating Esquire Interview

8/3/2016 - Mariah Carey's TCA Presentation Sounds Like It Was a Bucket Of Laughs

8/3/2016 - Please Do Not Do This to Avocados or Hamburgers

8/3/2016 - Ava DuVernay Is the First Woman of Color to Direct a $100M Film

8/3/2016 - Hailee Steinfeld and Taylor Swift Are Maybe Sorta Not That Close

8/3/2016 - Karlie Kloss Video Chats With Taylor Swift From a Meadow, As Friends Do

8/3/2016 - Vogue Channels Vice By Getting Model Camille Rowe to Explore 'Wellness'

8/3/2016 - Well, Here's The Saddest Story You'll Read All Day

8/3/2016 - The View Welcomes Yet Another Co-Host, ABC's Sara Haines

8/3/2016 - Jared Leto's Just Like, 'Fuck It'

8/3/2016 - NY Assemblyman Who Called Abortion 'African-American Genocide' Introduces Blue Lives Matter Bill

8/3/2016 - Kim Kardashian Has Finally Stopped Using Her Blackberry, But Not By Choice

8/3/2016 - Cheryl Boone Isaacs Will Be the Academy's President for Another Year

8/3/2016 - Wanna Know How Your Trendy Home Decor Will Age? Look to These 'Model' Rooms of the 1970s

8/3/2016 - Busch Gardens Visitor Fatally Injures Pinky the Dancing Flamingo

8/3/2016 - What Is Going On With Dear Abby?!

8/3/2016 - This Week In Tabloids: Star Publishes 'Exclusive' Photos of Egor and Lindsay Brawling on a Beach

8/3/2016 - Once and For All, Rihanna Is In Fact Saying Actual Words On 'Work,' Dummies

8/3/2016 - Some Questions About This Study Suggesting It's Important for Horseback Riders to Wear Proper Bras

8/3/2016 - There Are Too Many Cruel Intentions

8/3/2016 - Is Sprite Trying to Degrade Anyone Besides Their Own Copywriting Team With These Ads?

8/3/2016 - Elite Prep School St. George's Will Settle with 30 Former Students Who Allege Sexual Abuse

8/3/2016 - What Do You Do When Your Husband Is Out All Night Playing Pokémon Go with Another Woman?

8/3/2016 - IT'S BEGUN

8/3/2016 - 'Religious Freedom' Group Can't Quite Decide If After-School Satan Clubs Have a Right to Exist

8/3/2016 - Harry Potter and the Cursed Child Sales Top Two Million After Two Days

8/3/2016 - Jonah Hill Emailed Drake a Food Diary By Mistake and Drake Ignored It

8/3/2016 - Angela Rye, the Only Good Political Commentator, Told Corey Lewandowski, 'Boy Bye' on Air

8/3/2016 - Ariana Grande Sings, Enunciates, Sounds Great

8/3/2016 - Terrence Howard's Ex-Management Sues Him, Claims He Was Almost Fired From Empire

8/3/2016 - Rosie O'Donnell and Sean Hayes Join the Cast of Hairspray Live

8/3/2016 - Members of Fundamentalist Mormon Sect Re-Arrested While Awaiting Trial for Food Stamp Fraud

8/3/2016 - Page Six Is Trying to Kill Me

8/3/2016 - Meg Whitman Endorses Hillary Clinton, Says Trump Would 'Endanger National Security'

8/3/2016 - Ivanka Trump Stays Silent on Her Dad's Opinions on Workplace Sexual Harassment. Hmm. [Updated]

8/2/2016 - Calvin Harris Is Perfectly Fine

8/2/2016 - The U.S. Women's National Soccer Team Is Ready to Kick Your Ass

8/2/2016 - 'Memba When? These Dang Dogs Just Crashed Their Car Into a Walmart

8/2/2016 - Korryn Gaines Is the 9th U.S. Black Woman Killed by Cops in 2016

8/2/2016 - Surprise Surprise: Barely Animated Ken Doll Robby Hayes Wants to Be America's Next Bachelor

8/2/2016 - An Abbreviated List of Every Bonkers Thing Donald Trump Has Done In the Past 24 Hours

8/2/2016 - Meet the Very Taut, Sorta Instagram Famous Women of WAGS Miami

8/2/2016 - The McCall Pattern Company Is Very Much Alive and Loves Instagram, FYI

8/2/2016 - After Citing Orlando Shootings as a Reason to Run Again, Marco Rubio Will Speak at Anti-LGTBQ Event

8/2/2016 - I'm Stuck in An Email Thread About Terrorist Raccoons, Help

8/2/2016 - As You'd Expect, the Kardashians Embraced Every Stereotype in Cuba

8/2/2016 - Sex Is Cool

8/2/2016 - Jimmy Fallon Will Host the 2017 Golden Globes

8/2/2016 - Nobody In Louisiana Wants to Vote for Former KKK Wizard and Felon David Duke, For Some Reason

8/2/2016 - Jonah Hill Hugs a Fan

8/2/2016 - Patton Oswalt Says He Will Finish, Publish His Late Wife Michelle McNamara's Book

8/2/2016 - Watch Drake and Kanye West Talk About Making a Joint Album at OVO Fest

8/2/2016 - Trump Wants to Be the Only Baby in the Room

8/2/2016 - If Miss Florida USA Can't Have Her Crown, She Wants $15 Million

8/2/2016 - The Reviews for Suicide Squad Are In, and They Aren't Pretty

8/2/2016 - Chill Pope Francis Thinks Women Might Be Chill Deacons

8/2/2016 - Samantha Bee Wants to Know What Exactly These Bernie or Bust Motherfuckers Want

8/2/2016 - Joe Biden Officiated a Same-Sex Wedding at His Residence and I Am a Mess

8/2/2016 - Shannen Doherty Reveals That Cancer Has Spread, Is Undergoing Chemotherapy

8/2/2016 - Saatchi Ad Exec Invited to Take Leave of Absence After Remarks About Women in the Industry

8/2/2016 - On The Bachelorette Finale, JoJo Picked Her Man, and the Show Picked the Tabloids

8/2/2016 - Glams & Nerds Mix On the Suicide Squad Premiere Red Carpet

8/2/2016 - CDC Warns Pregnant Women Not to Visit Miami Arts Neighborhood After Zika Outbreak

8/2/2016 - Kesha Is Dropping Her Case Against Dr. Luke in California

8/2/2016 - Justin Bieber Taunts Taylor Swift By Instagramming a FaceTime Chat With Kanye West

8/2/2016 - Eric Trump: Ivanka Is a 'Strong, Powerful Woman,' Wouldn't 'Allow Herself' to Be Sexually Harassed

8/1/2016 - Dylann Roof's Lawyers Argue That Death Penalty Is Unconstitutional

8/1/2016 - Tired Of the Presidential Election? Follow the Westeros Election Instead!

8/1/2016 - Trump: If My Daughter Were Harassed At Work, I'd Tell Her to Leave the Job

8/1/2016 - Kylie Jenner's Birthday Is Better Than Yours, And She Wants You to Know

8/1/2016 - It's Going to Be a Big Month for Mindy Kaling

8/1/2016 - The Girlfriend Experience Will Get a Second Season with New Girlfriends and Experiences

8/1/2016 - Homer and Marge Simpson Do Not Want You to Vote for Donald Trump

8/1/2016 - Joe Gorga, You Disgusting Ogre

8/1/2016 - Frank Ocean's Album Is Really Allegedly Real and Now Has a Friday Release Date

8/1/2016 - Undeniable Proof That Jess Glynne's 'Hold My Hand' Can Make Any Movie Look Adorable

8/1/2016 - The Piano Was Added to Amazon Prime This Month, So Watch It

8/1/2016 - Zara Retail Workers Are Unionizing!

8/1/2016 - Men Are Their Own Favorite Experts Says Unsurprising Study

8/1/2016 - The Wokest Baes of July 2016

8/1/2016 - Erupting Volcano Preps For a Selfie

8/1/2016 - Channing Tatum Will Star in a Splash Remake As the Damn Mermaid

8/1/2016 - Bad Moms is Offensive to Bad Moms

8/1/2016 - At Last, There Could Be an After-School Satan Club for the Children

8/1/2016 - A Beyhive Member May Have Hacked Rachel Roy's Email and Phone Accounts

8/1/2016 - My Beautiful Shit-Denying Twisted Fantasy of a Disney Cruise

8/1/2016 - Jeaaaaaaah: It's Ryan Lochte Season Again

8/1/2016 - A Vast Range of Going-Out Looks on the (RIGGED??!!) Teen Choice Awards Red Carpet

8/1/2016 - Student Disciplined for Sexual Assault Will Sue Columbia University for 'Anti-Male Bias'

8/1/2016 - Texas Planned Parenthood Will Offer IUDs Thanks to $2 Million Donation [UPDATED]

8/1/2016 - MGM Musical Star Gloria DeHaven Has Died at 91

8/1/2016 - Two Wendy Williams Staffers Fired (Probably) for Her Misguided Race Comments

8/1/2016 - 'I Want It Blacker': Here's the First Trailer for Nicole Byer's Loosely Exactly Nicole

8/1/2016 - Amy Winehouse Foundation Sets Up Recovery House for Woman Addicts

8/1/2016 - Judge in Brock Turner Case Under Fire Over Sentencing of a Domestic Abuse Defendant the Same Day

8/1/2016 - Donald Trump Seems to Have Signed an Anti-Porn Pledge

8/1/2016 - Britney Spears Doesn't Remember Meeting Taylor Swift Despite Having Met Her Twice