9/29/2015 - Brown University Revoked Bill Cosby's Honorary Degree
9/29/2015 - Kim Davis' Lawyer Says She Had a Private Meeting With the Pope
9/29/2015 - Quick Question: Did This Republican Congressman Wink at Cecile Richards?
9/29/2015 - Subway Franchise Sued For Firing HIV-Positive Employee
9/29/2015 - Katy Perry Got Groped By a Fan Who Was 'Rolling' in Rio
9/29/2015 - You Don't Know Taylor Swift's Life
9/29/2015 - Lorde Is A Sleek, Brutal Siren in Disclosure's 'Magnets' Video
9/29/2015 - Did Forever 21 Rip Off This Artist's Sketch and Turn It Into a T-Shirt?
9/29/2015 - The Boss Bitches of Seventeenth-Century French Fashion
9/29/2015 - Stop Swiping So Much Bermuda Sea Glass, You Lousy, Greedy Tourists
9/29/2015 - Georgia to Execute First Female Inmate in 70 Years Tonight
9/29/2015 - American Eagle Uses Bullshit Holiday to Launch Bullshit Marketing Campaign
9/29/2015 - The Google DeepDream Makeup Tutorial That Nobody Asked For
9/29/2015 - Welcome to Our First Annual Fantasy Kardashian-Jenner League Draft
9/29/2015 - Misty Copeland Came to Our Office & We Gave Her Trash
9/29/2015 - Tom Brady Is Still Dumb
9/29/2015 - This Dog Whose Food Obsession Cost His Owners $37,000 Is Inspiring
9/29/2015 - 3 Elder Sweepstakes Scammers Charged With Conspiracy and Fraud
9/29/2015 - Daniel Handler/Lemony Snicket and Lisa Brown Donated $1M to Planned Parenthood
9/29/2015 - Meet La China, the Mexican Hit Woman Who Almost Got Away
9/29/2015 - World's Worst Wedding Guest Publishes Bitchy Live Blog of Subpar Nuptials
9/29/2015 - Your Baby Is a Vampire and So Is Mine
9/29/2015 - A Sitcom Based on Nicki Minaj's Life Is Coming to ABC Family
9/29/2015 - Brace For Another Cold, Harsh Winter (of L.L. Bean Boot Backorders)
9/29/2015 - Bigoted Indiana Pizza-Makers Accidentally Catered a Gay Wedding
9/29/2015 - Senate to Advance Bill That Prevents Shutdown and Keeps Funding Planned Parenthood
9/29/2015 - Is
Turning Into a Rom Com?
9/29/2015 - Today Belongs to the NYC Help Desk Employee Who Won't Stop Answering the Phone Like a Robot
9/29/2015 - Does a Good Friend Lie to You, or Tell You the Truth?
9/29/2015 - Cecile Richards to House Oversight Committee: You're Not 'Trying to Get to the Truth'
9/29/2015 - Are You Young Enough to Be the Mother of the Bride?
9/29/2015 - Report: Kanye West Allowed to Perform, Not to Advise Obama at DNC Fundraiser
9/29/2015 - Trevor Noah's Debut on
The Daily Show
Felt Good, Didn't It
9/29/2015 - Please Be Inspired by the Badass Women of the 2015 MacArthur Genius Grant
9/29/2015 - Demi Lovato Wasn’t Impressed By Zendaya’s Barbie, But Would Love to Model For One Herself
9/29/2015 - Texas Pastor Pleads Guilty to Yelling Anti-Gay Nonsense at Supreme Court
Actress Catherine Coulson (AKA 'Log Lady') Dies At Age 71
9/28/2015 - Need A Hug? Lululemon Can Help You With That (For A Price)
9/28/2015 - Water On Mars? More Like Sneaky 'Leftist Agenda,' Argues Rush Limbaugh
9/28/2015 - Kate Hudson and Nick Jonas Maybe Hooked Up and Went on a Date to Disney World?
9/28/2015 - Allow Wilmer Valderrama to Introduce You to a Young Upstart Named HiIllary Clinton
9/28/2015 - Here's Kim Fields in the
Real Housewives of Atlanta
9/28/2015 - Planned Parenthood Will Offer Free STD Testing for 'National Pink Out Day'
9/28/2015 - Heather Mack, Convicted of Helping Murder Her Mother, Details Their 'Complicated' Relationship
9/28/2015 - Praises Be to Capitalist Jesus:
9/28/2015 - Praise Our Most Masculine Gods, Because NBC Is Developing a Sitcom Called
9/28/2015 - Hillary Clinton Tackles Hard-Hitting Questions in Facebook Q&A
9/28/2015 - Funny, H&M Is Suing Forever 21 Over a Copycat Tote Bag
9/28/2015 - Carly Fiorina's Campaign
9/28/2015 - Kelis, the Singer and Chef, Tells You How to Get Over Being a Lazy Cook
9/28/2015 - I Spent 3 Days at the Values Voter Summit And All I Got Was This Swag Bag Full of Crazy
9/28/2015 - Why Did
Blur Out Jourdan Dunn and Olivier Rousteing’s Faces?
9/28/2015 - 'Healthy' Fruit Snacks Are Just Overpriced Candy, Lawsuit Claims
9/28/2015 - Make Any Bad Beauty Moves This Weekend?
9/28/2015 - Chinese Judicial Exam Asks Lawyers Whom They'd Save First in a Fire: Their Moms or Girlfriends
9/28/2015 - Caption This: Will, Kate and Harry Go to a Rugby Match
9/28/2015 - Honeymooners Celebrate by Stealing Ice Cream and Beating the Shit Out of Store Clerk
9/28/2015 - Carly Fiorina, Still Lying About Planned Parenthood Videos, Is Head of a Group that Donated to Abortion Charity
9/28/2015 - Prison Seamstress Who Helped Killers Escape Sentenced to Up to 7 Years
9/28/2015 - Donatella Versace's New Collection Was Inspired by International Women's Day
9/28/2015 - 'She Told Me I Was Beautiful': A Chat with the Horse From Taylor Swift's 'Blank Space' Video
9/28/2015 - Bleachers Released an All-Female Cover Album of
and It Rules
9/28/2015 - Angry Mob Attacks Hipster Cereal Cafe in Protest Against Gentrification
9/28/2015 - Barbie Debuts Limited Edition Zendaya Doll
9/28/2015 - More Stories of Fantastically Stupid Restaurant Customers
9/28/2015 - John Oliver Brought
Days of Our Lives'
EJ and Sami Together for a Syrian Superfan
9/28/2015 - The Song of the Summer Got a Video to Remind You Summer is Dead
9/28/2015 - Sen. Elizabeth Warren Echoes Black Lives Matter Ethos, Makes Us Wish She Was Running
9/28/2015 - Marion Cotillard Seems Smart
9/28/2015 - Weird Question, But Do You Think Gisele Bundchen Steals Centerpieces From Formal Dinners?
9/28/2015 - Justin Bieber Issues Commandments to Fans Begging for Photos With Him
9/27/2015 - Donald Trump's
Interview Is Stunning, Transcendent
9/27/2015 - Why Would Police Arrest a 19-Year-Old Girl for Reporting Her Rape?
Gets What It Deserves, Tanks at the Box Office
9/27/2015 - Jake Gyllenhaal and Benedict Cumberbatch in Talks for
The Current War
9/27/2015 - 8-Year-Old Girl Suspended for Wearing Wrong Shade of Green
9/27/2015 - Dude Calls in Fake Bomb Threat to Get Fired From Chocolate Factory Job
9/27/2015 - Universities Revoke Honorary Degrees Given to Bill Cosby
9/27/2015 - Beware the Man Bun: Baldness May Ensue
9/27/2015 - Work-Life Balance Is a Mirage. Here's Exactly What Needs to Change
9/27/2015 - John Boehner Promises No Government Shutdown Over Planned Parenthood
9/27/2015 - Ben Carson Is Still Saying Dumb Things About Muslims
9/27/2015 - Priyanka Chopra Shines In ABC's Intriguing Terrorism Mystery
9/27/2015 - Here's How Fringe Republicans Are Being Taught to Argue the 'Social Issues' With Liberals
9/27/2015 - Michelle Obama, Beyoncé, and Malala Yousafzai Headline Global Citizen Festival
9/27/2015 - Sarah Jessica Parker Once Given Treadmill by Producer Who Was 'Very Concerned' About Her Weight
9/26/2015 - Saturday Night Social: the Goth Burger Is Coming
9/26/2015 - Woman Arrested for Riding Sea Turtle
9/26/2015 - Inside The Religious Right's Battle To Bring Down Planned Parenthood
9/26/2015 - Here’s the Poster for
, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s New Movie
9/26/2015 - How Long Do You Have to Like a Piece of Clothing for it to Be Worth It?
9/26/2015 - Ohio Revokes Licenses of Two Abortion Clinics Including Cincinnati's Only Clinic
9/26/2015 - Obama Administration Will Spend $300 Million on Reducing HIV Rates Among African Women
9/26/2015 - Sigourney Weaver Joins
9/26/2015 - Some Jerk Is Threatening to Release Jennifer Lopez's Sex Tapes
9/26/2015 - I Got Drunk And Looked At Kim Davis
9/26/2015 - Here Are Your Restaurant Sex Stories
9/26/2015 - Restaurant Worker Hits Customer in Head With Hammer
9/25/2015 - Pissing Contest XXL: Your 10 Best Stories of Hurting Yourselves While Having Sex
9/25/2015 - Zendaya Leads a Stressful Life
9/25/2015 - Patti LaBelle Has a Cooking Show Coming, We Rejoice!
9/25/2015 - You Can Now Buy Harlequin Wine--Yes, As in the Romance Novels
9/25/2015 - I'm Inspired By This One Dog
9/25/2015 - Man Proposes to His Dead Girlfriend, Assumes She Says Yes
9/25/2015 - 'A Half-Dozen Large Spiders': Extremely Grim Yelp Reviews of Exterminators
9/25/2015 - Domestic Abuser Released from Jail, Murders Woman He Was Convicted of Abusing, Two Other Exes
9/25/2015 - How to Make the Gospel, a Tequila Cocktail That Just Might Save Your Life
9/25/2015 - Amelia Bonow Explains How #ShoutYourAbortion 'Just Kicked the Patriarchy in the Dick'
9/25/2015 - My Values Voter Summit Photo Diary
9/25/2015 - Am I Losing It, or Is Milan Fashion Week Less Boring Than Usual?
9/25/2015 - San Francisco Supervisors Vote to Approve Memorial to WWII 'Comfort Women'
9/25/2015 - Two Drunk Girls Hear Fetty Wap for the First Time
9/25/2015 - Jeb Bush Won't Try to Win Over Black Voters with 'Free Stuff' Like Welfare
9/25/2015 - Teen Contracts Hepatitis After Trying to Lose Weight With Green Tea
9/25/2015 - Kim Davis's Lone Gay Friend: We're Not Actually Friends
9/25/2015 - Values Voter Summit Update: Rubio's Family Leave Plan and Cruz's Horror Show Stand Up Comedy
9/25/2015 - Which Nancy Meyers Kitchen Are You?
9/25/2015 - The National Zoo Names Their New Baby Panda Cub Bei Bei
9/25/2015 - Deep Cuts: How Did This Dolce & Gabbana Dress Get Made?
9/25/2015 - Party City's Facebook Page is Aflame After Banning a Woman Who Complained About Its Girls' Costume Selection
9/25/2015 - Here Is the Best Chunky-Ass Mascara for People With Otherwise Invisible Eyelashes
9/25/2015 - Kendra Wilkinson Alleges 'Bitch' Holly Madison's Bombshell
Exposé Was Full of Lies
9/25/2015 - Robert Pattinson Says Racist Trolls Are 'Demons Who Live in Basements'
9/25/2015 - Reporter Covering Patrick Kane Rape Allegations Receives Barrage of Twitter Threats
9/25/2015 - Mike Huckabee Hates Rainbow Doritos, Dan Savage and a Charity to Help LGBT Teens
9/25/2015 - The Super Blood Moon Is Coming: A Guide to the End of the World
9/25/2015 - Ex-'Bling Ring' Member Arrested for Allegedly Stalking, Plotting Rape of Celeb Facialist
9/25/2015 - Six Things to Buy If You Want to Backpack Without Looking Like a Backpacker
9/25/2015 - 'Wedding Inspiration' Photo Shoots Are Killing Me Not-So-Softly
9/25/2015 - Values Voter Summit Day 1: Seeking a Friend in 1939
9/25/2015 - In
, Anne Hathaway & Robert De Niro Explore an Unlikely Bromance
9/25/2015 - Speaker John Boehner Resigning From Congress Amid Ongoing Planned Parenthood Fight
9/25/2015 - Saudi Prince Arrested in Los Angeles on Charges of Sexual Assault, False Imprisonment
9/25/2015 - Kim Kardashian: Kylie Has ‘Dethroned Me,’ and I ‘Like, Love It’
9/24/2015 - In Texas, Girls Get Longer Sentences Than Boys
9/24/2015 - Leonardo DiCaprio Painted the Mona Lisa, According to Fox News Anchor
9/24/2015 - Hey, Guess What: Nuns Are Cool Right Now
9/24/2015 - Lawsuit Alleges Hardee's Exposed Thousands of Customers to Hepatitis
9/24/2015 - Selena Gomez, 23, Is an Ancient Crone
9/24/2015 - Hope You Packed Your Bags: Here Is Your Shondaland Open Thread
9/24/2015 - Mindy Kaling Sold a Lot Of Books
9/24/2015 - OMG, Does This Swedish Princess Dress Just Like Kim Kardashian?!
9/24/2015 - Should Rich People Get Better Seats to See the Pope? A Fox News Shouting Match
9/24/2015 - #RetoDelPasesito Is the New Viral Challenge Where You Do Cocaine Just Because
9/24/2015 - Oh Cool, the Duggars Are Returning to TLC
9/24/2015 - Watch the World's Tiniest Lion Fail Spectacularly at Roaring
9/24/2015 - New Study Shows We Are All Disgusting Makeup Hoarders
9/24/2015 - Maggie Gyllenhaal Is Playing a Hooker on HBO
9/24/2015 - Etiquette Monster: Can I Fake Sick to Avoid Racism? Do I Dare Call My Boss a 'Peach'?
9/24/2015 - 1 in 10 Women Booze While Pregnant
9/24/2015 - The Devil Has Revealed Himself in the Form of a Nightmarish $2,975 Dolce & Gabbana Bag
9/24/2015 - Here's That White Guy Who 'Settled' Brooklyn Talking About His 'Street Cred'
9/24/2015 - Take Control of Your Body's Clock With the Anti-Jet Lag Calculator
9/24/2015 - Y/N: Ellie Goulding Fulfills Your Fantasy of Getting Revenge On a Dude While Riding a Horse
9/24/2015 - Pentagon Investigating Whether Thousands Spent at Strip Clubs, Casinos Was Business-Related or What
9/24/2015 - Challenge: Figure Out Why This Miley Cyrus Mac Ad Was Nearly Banned in the UK
9/24/2015 - Kim Zolciak Suffers Stroke, Paralysis Only Hours After Appearing on
9/24/2015 - By All Means, Let Your Kid Pick a Nickname if the One You Gave Them Is Not Working
9/24/2015 - MRAs Are Now Hunting For the 'Perfect Virgin,' Demanding to See Hymen Before Putting a Ring On It
9/24/2015 - We Took a Class on How to Be Instagram Hot
9/24/2015 - Twerking Unites
Enemies Cookie and Boo Boo Kitty
9/24/2015 - Harvard Employee Accused of Stealing $80,000 to Buy Legos and iPads
9/24/2015 - The
'N Word' Episode Turned Out Just Fine
9/24/2015 - Pope Gives Shout-Out to Dorothy Day, Founder of Catholic Worker Movement
9/24/2015 - Carly Fiorina's Planned Parenthood Video Still Doesn't Exist, So Her Super PAC Made One
9/24/2015 - Watch
Take on Harriet Tubman--Starring Octavia Spencer
9/24/2015 - Kenan and Kel Had a
The Tonight Show
and It's Exactly What You Ordered
9/24/2015 - Trendy Nineteenth-Century Wedding Theme: Hot Air Balloons!
9/24/2015 - Cindy Crawford Talks About Her Mole and Being ‘Jealous’ Of Social Media
9/24/2015 - White House: Kid Who Says Obama Blocked Him on Twitter Is Probably Lying
9/24/2015 - What the Hell Happened on
Last Season? A Guide for the Obsessed
9/24/2015 - After Taking It Nice and Slow, Usher and Grace Miguel Have Finally Married
9/24/2015 - Elizabeth Warren Tells Stephen Colbert She's 'Sure' She's Not Running for President
9/23/2015 - Robber Uses 'Evil Twin' Excuse During Trial
9/23/2015 - New York City School Gets First Free Tampon Dispenser
9/23/2015 - Amy Winehouse Doc Being Used On Drug Offenders in Thailand
9/23/2015 - Woman Claims She Was Fired From Synagogue Job for Having Premarital Sex
9/23/2015 - Come Get This Cookie: Here Is Your
Season 2 Premiere
9/23/2015 - Who Will Save Our Souls From This News: Jewel and Sean Penn Were Once a Secret Couple
9/23/2015 - Ta-Nehisi Coates Is Wrong
9/23/2015 - Six Minutes in Heaven: Most Sex Does Not Last Very Long
9/23/2015 - One Last Thing I Learned on Jury Duty: Day 6
9/23/2015 - Donald Trump Swears That 'Shrill' Hillary Clinton Is The Birther, Not Him
9/23/2015 - 5-Year-Old Sofi Cruz Runs to Pope to Ask Him to Fight for Immigrants
9/23/2015 - This Bride Will Be the 11th Person to Wear an 120-Year-Old Heirloom Wedding Gown
9/23/2015 - A Comprehensive Wish List of
9/23/2015 - Drinking a McDonald's Japan Milkshake Is Just Like Sucking on a Boob
9/23/2015 - 'Carly Fiorina Jepsen' Tumblr Makes Me Like Carly Fiorina A Little More
9/23/2015 - A Partial List of Things Donald Trump Has Called 'Beautiful'
9/23/2015 - New Startup Promises to Simplify Your Divorce for Just $99
9/23/2015 - Good News: We Finally Know What Dead Humans Smell Like
9/23/2015 - This Week In Tabloids: Taylor and Calvin Will Soon Welcome a Baby to the Stage
9/23/2015 - Watch the Wrenching Trailer for French Oscar Hopeful
9/23/2015 - Real Lines From This Video of a Massachusetts Man Encountering a Sea Creature
9/23/2015 - Fall Is the Worst Season
9/23/2015 - Canadian Teens Throw Party, Cops Threaten to Ticket Them, End Up Stopping By With Snacks
9/23/2015 - A Roundup of Conspiracy Theories About Ahmed Mohamed's Cool Clock
9/23/2015 - Ulta Is Tired of Being Jan Brady to Sephora's Marsha Marsha Marsha
9/23/2015 - Bowe Bergdahl Will Reportedly Be the Subject of
's Next Season
Is Offensive, Tasteless, and Pretty Fucking Funny
9/23/2015 - A Friendship You'd Kill For: The Twisted Fantasies of
' Pauline and Juliet
9/23/2015 - Your Giant Diamond Engagement Ring Is So Outdated
9/23/2015 - Will Doritos Rainbows Make Your Poop Multi-Colored?
9/23/2015 - Bill Cosby Seeks New Criminal Lawyers to Defend Him in An Old Case
9/23/2015 - Famous Baby Ariana Grande Must Think Babies Are Evil
9/23/2015 - Syracuse University Considers Ditching Kiss Cam Over 'Forced' Affection
9/23/2015 - This Could Be Us But You're Not the Pope
9/23/2015 - Donald Trump Continues to Be His Own Best Parody in Stephen Colbert Interview
9/23/2015 - Love and Comedy Are Both Dead: Amy Poehler and Nick Kroll Have Broken Up
9/23/2015 - Sad
Dancing With The Stars
Diaries: Gary Busey Struggles To Remember Where He Is, Victor Espinoza Says Goodbye
9/23/2015 - Chris Christie Orders Head of New Jersey National Guard to Lose Weight
9/22/2015 - Sean 'Diddy' Combs Urges Associated Press to Stop Using Phrase 'Child Prostitute'
9/22/2015 - Looks Like the FBI Recovered Some of Hillary Clinton's Deleted Emails
9/22/2015 - Everyone Is Fighting Over This Fancy Dog's Sperm
9/22/2015 - France's Far-Right Leader Marine Le Pen To Go on Trial for 'Racial Hatred'
9/22/2015 - Tom Hiddleston Thinks Male Actors Should Show Their Butts More
9/22/2015 - Azealia Banks Can Use Homophobic Slurs Because She Has Gay Friends, Duh
9/22/2015 - Maine Sheriff Walks Back Order Asking Lawyers to Remove Bras When Visiting Jail
9/22/2015 - RIP Helen Keller's Oak Tree, Dead at 200 After a Long and Influential Life
9/22/2015 - Blissfully Ignorant Director
Roland Emmerich On
Backlash: 'So Be It'
9/22/2015 - Lunatic Allegedly Punches Out 78-Year-Old Man Over Costco Nutella Samples
9/22/2015 - Conservative Senator Would Like Colleagues to Quit Fucking Around So She Can Do Some Goddamn Work, Please
9/22/2015 - More Models Should Skateboard Down the Runway Like This Ashish Show
9/22/2015 - Ugh, I Still Can't Deal With How Good London Fashion Week Is
9/22/2015 - Finally, Finally, Finally Your Kid's Dolls Can Get Their Periods
9/22/2015 - Why Are We Still So Obsessed With the 'Meet-Cute'?
9/22/2015 - PA Lawmaker Responds to Latina Colleague's Criticism of 'English-Only' Bill by Turning Her Mic Off
9/22/2015 - Everything I Learned on Jury Duty: Day 5
9/22/2015 - QUIZ: What Really Happened in Season 1 of
How to Get Away with Murder
9/22/2015 - Ruby Rose Lambasts Mag for Using Nude Photos Without Her Consent in 'Girl Power' Issue
9/22/2015 - Senate Blocks 20-Week Abortion Ban Bill, But Republican Political Theater Continues Apace
9/22/2015 - 91-Year-Old Woman Accused of Complicity In the Murders of Over 260,000 Jews
9/22/2015 - Nicki Minaj and Meek Mill Take Their PDA to Impressively Gross Levels in
9/22/2015 - Dalai Lama: A Female Dalai Lama Must Be Attractive, 'Otherwise Not Much Use'
9/22/2015 - Snoop Dogg Launches Merry Jane, a Weed-Themed Lifestyle Site
9/22/2015 - I Talked to the People Who Compare Gay Marriage to Bestiality on Twitter
9/22/2015 - How Much Do These
Love Each Other, Really?
9/22/2015 - Japanese Girl Band Member Fined by Court for Bringing Male Fans Back to Her Hotel Room
9/22/2015 - Kim Davis Thinks It's Sad That Marriage Matters So Much to Gays
9/22/2015 - Huma Abedin Tweeted. What Happened Next Won't Surprise You.
9/22/2015 - Who Is the Imaginary Rapist?
9/22/2015 - Carly Fiorina's Dogs vs. Ted Cruz's Ronald Reagan: Who Won Late Night TV?
9/22/2015 - Ugh, Makeup Products Now Have to Pass the 'Selfie Test'
9/22/2015 - Roman Polanski's Lawyers Ask Polish Court Not to Extradite Him, Arguing Justice Has Been Served
9/22/2015 - Your New Worst Enemy Is Inflammation. Your New Best Friend Is Freezing Your Ass Off.
9/22/2015 - Mathew Knowles Is Hoping for a Destiny's Child Album, Tour, Biopic, Book and TV Series
9/22/2015 - What Do Travel Agents Even Do Anymore?
9/22/2015 - Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence Aren’t BFFs, They’re Just ‘Really Good Fs’
9/22/2015 - Famed NSFW Pirelli Calendar to Celebrate Women for Their Brains or Something
9/22/2015 - UVA Failed to Promptly Investigate Sexual Assault Claims, Feds Say
9/22/2015 - Meet
's Siahna Im, Your New Favorite Wildly Talented 15-Year-Old
9/21/2015 - Woman Jumps Out of Moving Car After Seeing Spider, Causes Crash
9/21/2015 - Anthony Anderson Wants President Obama to Guest Star on
9/21/2015 - Former Peanut Butter Exec Sentenced 28 Years for Salmonella Outbreak
9/21/2015 - Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher's Love Reminds Jon Cryer of...
9/21/2015 - No Doy: Kylie Jenner Will 'Never Say Never' to Plastic Surgery
9/21/2015 - Lena Dunham's Soul Is Ruled By Astrology
9/21/2015 - Justin Bieber Barely Survives 4 Minute Interview Without Whining
9/21/2015 - Teens Nationwide Defy Indoor Tanning Bans, Take a Stand for Right to Bake Themselves
9/21/2015 - Secret Service Apologizes for Denying Cancer-Stricken Kids Access to Park
9/21/2015 - Everything I Learned on Jury Duty: Day 4
9/21/2015 - What The Fuck Even Is
? An Explainer From Someone Who Has No Idea
9/21/2015 - Diplo Scolds the 'Balding Music Critics' at Pitchfork Over Reporting Error
9/21/2015 - Scott Walker to Pull Out of Presidential Race, Come All Over Wisconsin
9/21/2015 - Marco Rubio Backs Off Suggestion That Women 'Look Forward' to Their Lucrative Abortions
9/21/2015 - Should You Listen to the Soundtrack to
If You Have Not Seen
9/21/2015 - Don't Try Selling Photos of Ryan Reynolds's Baby Unless You Want Him to Defriend You
9/21/2015 - Why I Quit My Dream Newspaper Job After Four Months
9/21/2015 - Asheville Coffee Shop Owners Secretly Ran Misogynistic Pickup Artist Podcast, Blog
9/21/2015 - Watch This Assertive Little Flower Girl School Her Dad on How Weddings Are Done
9/21/2015 - America Still Sucks at Dealing with Race, Says New Poll
9/21/2015 - Here's What It Looks Like When Beyoncé Deep Sea Dives Into Your Self Esteem
9/21/2015 - Famous Baby Ariana Grande Reveals Her Baby Hair
9/21/2015 - I Almost Lost My Shit in Austenland
9/21/2015 - Let's Talk About Beauty Products. I'll Go First.
9/21/2015 - 86-Year-Old Loves College So Much That She's Taken the Same Class for 36 Years
9/21/2015 - Ryan Adams' Full Rerecording of Taylor Swift's
Is Here and It's Good
9/21/2015 - How Sex Can Cure Your Fear Of Flying
9/21/2015 - New York City to Finally Provide More Emergency Shelter for Domestic Violence Victims
9/21/2015 - Inspiring: Rowboat Capsizes in East River After Man Proposes to His Girlfriend On It
9/21/2015 - If You're From One of These States and Planning to Fly in 2016, LOL Sorry
9/21/2015 - A Day in a Nail Salon in East Hartford, CT, in Photos
9/21/2015 - Restaurant Employees Who Were Abjectly Terrible At Their Jobs
9/21/2015 - Ginuwine’s 'Pony' Is On Everyone’s 'Netflix and Chill' Playlists
9/21/2015 - Xenu Followers Force Florida Theater to Drop Scientology Documentary
9/21/2015 - Everything I Personally Know About Allison Williams's Wedding, As a Wyoming Native
9/21/2015 - Jon Hamm Thanked Jennifer Westfeldt During His Emmys Acceptance Speech, Thank God
9/21/2015 - Dame Vivienne Westwood Held a For-Real Protest at London Fashion Week
9/21/2015 - Sarah Palin: Ahmed Mohamed Is a Terrorist, Probably, Or at Least 'Obstinate'
9/20/2015 - Here's the Full List of Winners From the 67th Emmy Awards
9/20/2015 - Watch Viola Davis's Speech as First Woman Of Color to Win 'Outstanding Actress' Emmy
9/20/2015 - Watch Uzo Aduba's Teary-Eyed, Inspirational, Awesome Emmys Acceptance Speech
9/20/2015 - Amy Schumer Beats the Dudes, Wins Best Variety Sketch Series at the Emmys
Just Won Two Emmys Back to Back
9/20/2015 - What a Time to Be Alive: Jezebel's 67th Emmys Liveblog, Forever
9/20/2015 - Here Are Your 67th Annual Emmys Red Carpet Looks
9/20/2015 - Twitter's Staff Has Zero Percent Black Women
9/20/2015 - Viola Davis Talks About Making Women Of Color 'Part of the Narrative'
9/20/2015 - Newborn Baby Among Three Wounded In Alabama Church Shooting
9/20/2015 - Men's Favorite Ages Are 20, 21, 22, and 23: A Data Dive by the Co-Founder of OKCupid
Loses Three More Advertisers After Mocking Nurses
9/20/2015 - Ben Carson: 'I Would Not Advocate That We Put a Muslim in Charge of This Nation'
9/20/2015 - Poll Shows Carly Fiorina Won the Second GOP Debate, Trump Still Leads Field
9/20/2015 - Novelist Jackie Collins Is Dead at 77
9/20/2015 - Helen Mirren Regrets Not Telling More People to 'Fuck Off'
9/19/2015 - Saturday Night Social: Wild Women Do
9/19/2015 - Man Pleads Insanity to Killing Wife After Eating Weed Candy
9/19/2015 - Angelica Huston Is Joining the Cast Of
9/19/2015 - Group Targeting Planned Parenthood Cannot Plead Fifth, Must Turn Over Evidence
9/19/2015 - Deputy Clerk Claims Kim Davis Altered Marriage Licenses, Interfered With Court's Orders
9/19/2015 - Judges Uphold Casino's Right to Discipline Waitresses For Gaining Weight
9/19/2015 - How Jane Austen Became Such a Tourist Trap
9/19/2015 - North Carolina Bar Owner Throws Out Gay Couple For Kissing, "Causing a Disturbance"
Designer Lisa Hanawalt Talks to Cartoonist Kate Beaton
9/19/2015 - Cool
Sign at Ole Miss vs. Alabama Game
9/19/2015 - Jessica Simpson Wasn't Drunk on HSN, 'Slurring is Just Part of Her Personality'
9/18/2015 - In Case You Missed It: Mark Got Married in Kim Davis's Kentucky
9/18/2015 - Madonna Is Getting Ideas About Running for President
9/18/2015 - Monkeys Love Monkey Movies
9/18/2015 - Be Careful, Your House Sitter Might Move Your 1D Cutouts and Put Your Place on Airbnb
9/18/2015 - Ahmed Mohamed's Texas High School Wants Him Back, Ahmed's Like 'Nah'
9/18/2015 - Shake It, Don't Break It: Stories of Your Craziest Sex Injuries
9/18/2015 - Military Officials Will Force Chelsea Manning to Follow Male Grooming Standards
9/18/2015 - Hell Yeah London Fashion Week Rules! Look at this Shit!
9/18/2015 - Everything I Learned on Jury Duty: Day 3
9/18/2015 - O Say, Can You See These Marc Jacobs Fashions?
9/18/2015 - One Million Moms Thinks the New Muppets Seem Way Too Down to Fuck
9/18/2015 - How to Make the Cherry Seaborn, a Vodka Drink for the Changing Sheerans
9/18/2015 - Ansolo, Where Were You When I Was Becoming A Woman?
9/18/2015 - Shade Court: Barack Obama Flexes, Rihanna Ices Out Taylor Swift and Tech Shade Done Well
9/18/2015 - Isn't It Creepy to Insist That All Adults Should Be Addressed as Mr. or Mrs. Whatever?
9/18/2015 - Wife of Saudi Blogger Sentenced to 1,000 Lashes Comes to the U.S. to Fight for His Release
9/18/2015 - This 101-Year-Old Baby Looks Great for His Age
9/18/2015 - The Disney Store's Halloween Costumes Are No Longer Divided By Gender
9/18/2015 - The House Has Voted to Defund Planned Parenthood, Could Lead to a Government Shutdown
9/18/2015 - Johnny Depp No Longer Has Any Idea What His Actual Accent Sounds Like
9/18/2015 - Guy Spends 6 Months and $1,500 Making Sandwich From Scratch, Misses the Point of Sandwiches
9/18/2015 - Deep Cuts: A Whole New Outfit Awaits the Tiniest Person With the Biggest Feet
9/18/2015 - I'm a
Superfan, and You Should Be, Too
9/18/2015 - Megan Fox Will Appear (Again and Again) on
9/18/2015 - T.I. Confirms That Iggy Azalea Is Still His 'Partner,' Aww
9/18/2015 - Rand Paul Calls Out Jeb Bush, Former Rich-Kid Weed Smoker, for Marijuana Hypocrisy
9/18/2015 - In
Cosby: The Women Speak
, Victims Share Tragic Stories and Eerie Pictures
9/18/2015 - Yeah, That'll Fix It!
9/18/2015 - Willie Nelson, Jimmy Buffett, Kenny Chesney: Fashion Week's Stony Bro Inspo
9/18/2015 - NYFW: Proenza Schouler Shows Super-Feminine Dots & Ruffles That Do Not Suck
9/18/2015 - Twenty-Somethings: Do Not Heed Garbage Advice Telling You to Not Save Money
9/18/2015 - Carly Fiorina's Existence Proves GOP Can Close 'Gender Gap,' Says
New York Times
9/18/2015 - Hundreds of Bunnies Are Shitting All Over a Small Town In Washington
9/18/2015 - Sexual Assault Victims Unite in Lady Gaga's 'Til It Happens to You' Video
9/18/2015 - A Lot of HSN Viewers Thought Jessica Simpson Was Drunkenly Selling Her Clothes Last Night
9/18/2015 - You'll Be Shocked to Learn Over Half of Trump Supporters Think Obama's a Secret Muslim
9/18/2015 - 'Gone Girl' Couple Files Claim Against City of Vallejo for Damages in Kidnapping
The Mindy Project
Goes to Hulu and Wonders What Might Have Been
9/17/2015 - Dog Keeps Watch Over Her Trapped BFF Until They Are Rescued
9/17/2015 - A Meth-Tainted Coffee Maker May Have Poisoned a Man and His Son
9/17/2015 - Bristol Palin Is Mad Obama Invited Ahmed Mohamed to the White House
9/17/2015 - Elementary School Newsletter Shows Different Curriculum For Boys and Girls
9/17/2015 - Miley Cyrus and Dane Cook Might Be Hooking Up and I Feel Like My Brain's on Fire
9/17/2015 - Iggy Azalea Has Lost Her Mind
9/17/2015 - Ciara Covered The Rolling Stones's 'Paint It Black' For a Vin Diesel Movie About Witches
9/17/2015 - Red Bull Aficionado Holds 3 People at Knifepoint, Forces Them to Buy Him Red Bull
9/17/2015 - Kim Davis Wannabe Will Not Grant Licenses 'to Engage in Sodomy'
9/17/2015 - Listen to Ryan Adams' Pained Cover of 'Bad Blood'
Is Learning the Hard Way Not to Fuck With Nurses
9/17/2015 - It Me: Asthmatic Otter And Snack Thief Edition
9/17/2015 - What the Hell Do You Wear to a Jane Austen Festival?
9/17/2015 - QUIZ: Which 2016 GOP Candidate Are You?
9/17/2015 - Everything I Learned on Jury Duty: Day 2
9/17/2015 - Sisters Gigi and Bella Hadid Dominated NYFW
9/17/2015 - Couple Builds a Stupid Big Bed for Their Seven Pets
Is a Creepy, Messed-Up Tale of Maternal Selfishness
9/17/2015 - Really makes you think...
9/17/2015 - Y/N: This Charlie Puth Video Hurts My Insides
9/17/2015 - All of the Ways Last Night's GOP Debate Was Dangerously Wrong About Science
9/17/2015 - A Gay Version of
Hart to Hart
Is a Reboot That Actually Sounds Cool
9/17/2015 - Iranian Soccer Star Can't Travel To Championship Because Her Husband Won't Let Her
9/17/2015 - Iowa Sorority Girl Gets Slizzard, Pees On Floor of Yogurt Shop, Inspires a Nation
9/17/2015 - Seriously, What Are All These Rando Magazines?
9/17/2015 - Find Your Autumn Humping Partner With This Bacon-Themed Dating App
9/17/2015 - Rihanna Says Her Long-Delayed Next Album Is 'Never Done Until It’s Done'
9/17/2015 - Networks Have a Good Idea of What Shows Will Succeed (or Fail) Before They Even Premiere
9/17/2015 - Flying Without an ID? Chill TSA Agents Will Take Your Costco Card Instead
9/17/2015 - Anthony Weiner 'Resigns' From Cushy Job at Powerhouse PR Firm After Two Months
9/17/2015 - The Regency Romance: How Jane Austen (Kinda) Created a New Subgenre
9/17/2015 - You Have to Be an Actual Moron or a Wannabe Dictator to Want Your Wife's Face on the $10
9/17/2015 - Wily
Contestant Gets Alex Trebek to Say 'Turd Ferguson'
's Pearl Has Floated From Heaven to Grace the Cover of
9/17/2015 - Bernie Sanders Tries to Live-Tweet Debate, Gives Up: 'I've Had It, I'm Going Home'
9/17/2015 - No One Hates Kylie's Big Fake Lips More Than Kris Jenner
9/17/2015 - Lupita Nyong'o Literally Shimmers on New
9/17/2015 - The Post-Debate GOP Spin Room Is the Closest I'll Get to Hell
9/16/2015 - Colorado’s Weed Tax Brought In More Revenue Than Booze
9/16/2015 - Heaven Help Us: Jezebel Liveblogs the GOP Presidential Debate
9/16/2015 - Couple Arrested After Teen Dies From ‘Drinking Lesson’
9/16/2015 - Jessica Biel Wants to Help Women Learn About Their Bodies
9/16/2015 - The First GOP Debate Is the Saddest GOP Debate
9/16/2015 - Tom Brady Is Dumb
9/16/2015 - Facebook Will Now Rudely Tell Your Friends That You Blew Off Their Event Invites
9/16/2015 - Failed Senate Contender Suffers Psychotic Break While Ranting Against Gay Rights, Waves Tampon
9/16/2015 - Stanford Dean Allegedly Slept With Professor, Fired Her Husband and Got School Sued
9/16/2015 - Chrissy Teigen Really Needs You to Stop Asking About Her Future Kids
9/16/2015 - Hell Is a Place on Earth: Join Jezebel Tonight for a GOP Debate Liveblog
9/16/2015 - CNN Has an Interesting Take on the Arrest of a 14-Year-Old Clockmaking Boy
9/16/2015 - No One Thinks to Call It Rape When You're a Sex Worker
's Pete Davidson Reminds Steve Rannazzisi Who Was Actually at the WTC on 9/11
9/16/2015 - Help, I'm At the GOP Debate
9/16/2015 - Jane Marie's 24-Hour Product Diary: It Ain't Pretty
9/16/2015 - Kim Kardashian Is Missing From Kim Kardashian's New Makeup Tutorials
9/16/2015 - Matt Damon Responds to Criticism, Commends Himself for Starting a Diversity Convo
9/16/2015 - Use Our New Donald Trump Chrome Extension to Make America Great Again
9/16/2015 - Alert: New Beyoncé Music Is Coming
9/16/2015 - Everything I Learned on Jury Duty: Day 1
9/16/2015 - No Charges for Ahmed Mohamed As He's Invited to Facebook HQ and the White House
9/16/2015 - This Week In Tabloids: Whoops, There Are No Tabloids
9/16/2015 - Send Us Your Stories of Yelp's Unethical Behavior
9/16/2015 - Donald Trump Can Expect an Earful from Carly Fiorina (A.K.A "That Face") at Tonight's Debate
9/16/2015 - NYFW: Kanye's Yeezy Season 2 Looks Just Like... Yeezy Season 1
9/16/2015 - Explore Passion and Power Dynamics in Ibeyi's Gorgeous 'Stranger / Lover'
9/16/2015 - What's Up With Hair Straightening Treatments?
9/16/2015 - It's Not the End of the World If Your Partner Isn't Attracted to You
9/16/2015 - Donald Trump Finally Reveals Favorite Bible Passage That He Made Up
9/16/2015 - Hello Barbie Is Creepy As Hell
Sleeping With Other People
, and the Asshole's Quest for True Love
9/16/2015 - South Carolina Tops Nation For Deadly Violence Against Women
9/16/2015 - Donald Trump Sure Loves Tweeting About 'Haters and Losers'
9/16/2015 - Ariana Grande Impersonates Britney and Celine on
, Makes Up for Donut Fiasco
9/16/2015 - NYFW: Does Anyone Have a Phone Charger I Can Borrow Forever?
9/16/2015 - Kim Davis's Kentucky Is for Lovers: I Got Gay Married in Morehead
9/16/2015 - Kanye West Can Sue Models for $10 Million If They Discuss Yeezy Season 2
9/16/2015 - Watch the Wild, Perfect New Trailer for
9/16/2015 - Nurses are Furious with Joy Behar For Mocking Miss Colorado After She Wore Her Stethoscope Onstage
9/16/2015 - Comedian Steve Rannazzisi Admits He Lied About Being in the World Trade Center on 9/11
9/16/2015 - Drake Got So Upset When the DJ Played the Wrong Drake Song at Serena’s Fashion Show
9/16/2015 - Texas School Has Child Named Ahmed Arrested for Bringing a Homemade Clock to School
9/16/2015 - Licking Doughnuts Really Taught Ariana Grande A Lot About Life
9/15/2015 - Kim Cattrall Says She's a Surrogate Mother of Sorts, People Lose Their Shit
9/15/2015 - Indiana University Fraternity Brother Charged With Two Counts of Felony Rape
9/15/2015 - Helen Mirren Thinks Men Slinging Their Arms Around Their Girlfriends ‘Is Like Ownership’
9/15/2015 - Cher Is Our Greatest Political Pundit
9/15/2015 - Here Is The Kid From
. He Is 25.
9/15/2015 - Donald Trump Loses Teleprompter, His Shit
9/15/2015 - King Of Shade: Obama Has Better Things To Do Than Watch The GOP Debate
9/15/2015 - Candy Corn Is Trash and Hershey's Candy Corn Bars Are an Abomination Against God
9/15/2015 - Catholic Hospital Denies Pregnant Woman Life-Saving Tubal Ligation
9/15/2015 - Yelp Downgrades Restaurant's Rating After it Declines to Buy Ads, Claims Innocence
9/15/2015 - Does Khloé Secretly Think Kylie, Kendall, and Kim's Apps Are Complete Trash?
9/15/2015 - Tea Cozies, Tote Bags and Colin Firth: The Thriving Jane Austen Souvenir Economy
9/15/2015 - ‘Screaming Woman’ Removed From Flight After Hitting a Passenger and Kissing a Flight Attendent
9/15/2015 - Porn Industry Makeup Artist Skewered For 'Before' Photos of Clients
9/15/2015 - 7-11 Now Delivering Specialty Packages Guaranteed to Get You Laid
9/15/2015 - Woman Who Seduced Her Friend Under a Fake Male Identity Found Guilty
9/15/2015 - Hey, Quick Question: How the Fuck Do I Accessorize This Gown?
9/15/2015 - Here Are Some More Surprising Nicknames Celebrities Call Their Partners
9/15/2015 - National Treasure Amber Rose Presents Delightful Guide to Mastering the 'Walk of No Shame'
9/15/2015 - Wife > Girlfriend: Behind the Silly, Fascinating Pecking Order of
9/15/2015 - Here's Gloria Steinem Starring with Anna Kendrick in a Kate Spade Commercial
9/15/2015 - New PSA Highlights Hidden Financial and Emotional Costs of Campus Rape
9/15/2015 - Here It Is, the Worst 'Trap Queen' Cover
9/15/2015 - Fact: HBO Go Passwords Belong to the World
9/15/2015 - God Won't Let You Into Heaven With Saggy Pants, Says Alabama Councilman
9/15/2015 - Relive Your Frustrated Teen Art Camp Days With New Speedy Ortiz Video
9/15/2015 - Jimmy Out-Fallons Himself, Literally Spits on Jessica Alba Out of Excitement for The Honest Company
9/15/2015 - A Night in Atlantic City for Miss America's 95th Birthday
9/15/2015 - Here Is the Trailer For the Sixth and Final Season of
9/15/2015 - Don't Use LinkedIn to Tell a Woman She's 'Stunning,' Idiots
9/15/2015 - New York Tabloids Are Very Angry About a 'Topless Toddler' in Times Square
9/15/2015 - Sad
Dancing With the Stars
Diaries: Nick Carter Finds Some New BFFs
9/15/2015 - Obama Is Not Cool With 'Coddled' Liberal College Students Censoring Speakers
9/15/2015 - Here's 10 Minutes of Stevie Wonder Having a Blast Singing Along to His Own Songs
9/15/2015 - Duh: Women in Hollywood Power Positions Hire More Women
9/15/2015 - Caitlyn Jenner Now Thinks 'Everyone Should Be Able to Marry the Person They Love'
9/15/2015 - The Guy from Devo Is Sorry About His Twin Towers-Shaped Wedding Cake, Which He Says Was a 'Set-Up'
9/14/2015 - Woman Arrested, Threatened With Deportation While At Health Clinic
9/14/2015 - If You Mock
, You Will Hurt Zach Braff's Fragile Heart
9/14/2015 - Women Are 'More Powerful' in Comedy, Argues Male Comedian Trevor Noah
9/14/2015 - Kristen Stewart on Homophobic Folk Hero Kim Davis: 'I Feel Really Bad for Her'
9/14/2015 - Chrissy Tiegen Is Totally Regretting Ever Even Mentioning Hot Nannies
9/14/2015 - Kylie Jenner Reveals the Secret to Making Your Breasts 'Look Girlie'
9/14/2015 - Hey, How Much Do You Think This Very Stylish Looney Tunes Jacket Costs?
9/14/2015 - Carly Fiorina's New Ad Is A Political Ad
9/14/2015 - Unholy New York Scalpers Are Selling Tickets to See Pope Francis for Thousands of Dollars
9/14/2015 - How Hallucinogens and a Porn Shoot Saved My Relationship and Postpartum Sanity
9/14/2015 - What Does This Fashion Even Mean?
9/14/2015 - Bernie Sanders Spent Rosh Hashanah Trying to Teach Evangelicals About Inequality
9/14/2015 - 'thisiswrong,' 'ithinkilovemywife,' and Other Leaked Ashley Madison Passwords
9/14/2015 - Report: Mississippi College Professor Suspected of Gunning Down Girlfriend, Romantic Rival
9/14/2015 - Kanye West's Surprise Fashion Show Is a Bit Too Much Of a Surprise
9/14/2015 - This Tommy Hilfiger Water Runway Is Almost Too Beautiful
9/14/2015 - New Video Investigates Flawed Science In 'Nanny Murder Trial'
9/14/2015 - Ellen Page Brings Her Girlfriend to the Red Carpet, Tells Everyone She's in Love
9/14/2015 - British TV Show That Asked If Rape Could Be a Victim's Fault Won't be Investigated
9/14/2015 - Lindsay Lohan Published An Essay About 9/11, Plenty of Other Things, to Instagram
9/14/2015 - 5-Year-Old Chelsea Clinton Wrote Letter to President Reagan Urging Him Not to Visit Nazi Graves
But For Reals! Check Out This Vintage Pic From a 1960s Boardroom!
9/14/2015 - Plaintiffs Allege That Trump University (Not a Real College) Was One Big Money Scam
9/14/2015 - It's Not So Easy to Say Yes to the Dress
9/14/2015 - Matt Damon Interrupts Successful Black Woman Filmmaker to Explain Diversity to Her
9/14/2015 - Demi Lovato Gave the Best Possible Response to 'What's Your Favorite Dish?'
9/14/2015 - How Much Jane Austen Is Too Much Jane Austen?
9/14/2015 - Desnudas Don't Feel Safe in Times Square, de Blasio's Crackdown Isn't Helping
9/14/2015 - Horny Minnesota Legislators Apologize for Getting Caught Making Out in a Park and Then Lying About It
9/14/2015 - Out of Your League: A Look at the Promises of an Elitist Invite-Only Dating App
9/14/2015 - I Have Questions About Alexander Wang's Hooters- and Strip Club-Themed Afterparty
9/14/2015 - Stories of Phenomenal Restaurant Smartasses
9/14/2015 - Woman Found Pushing Dead Son on Swing Indicted on Child Abuse, Manslaughter Charges
9/14/2015 - Gabrielle Union: 'The Penance for Being a Career Woman Is Barrenness'
9/14/2015 - John Oliver Had to Close His Megachurch Because Too Many People Sent Him Semen
9/14/2015 - Julia Roberts Set to Become a Runaway Bride After 13 Years of Marriage
9/14/2015 - Black Keys' Patrick Carney: 'Sad and Pathetic' Jack White Tried to Fight Me in a Bar
9/14/2015 - Kentucky Woman Announces Continued Plans to Not Do Her Job
9/13/2015 - Sia Is Co-Directing Her Own Documentary
9/13/2015 - Elite Harvard All-Male Social Club Opens Doors to Women
9/13/2015 - Kim Kardashian and Courtney Love Connect at NYFW, Share the Same Gyno
9/13/2015 - Jewel Thief Gets 6-Carat Diamond Stuck In Large Intestine
9/13/2015 - Vivienne Westwood Glamorously Rides Tank to Protest Fracking
9/13/2015 - Please, For the Love of God, Don't Be Too Embarrassed to See a Gyno
9/13/2015 - Chicago
Writer Says Sex Workers Cannot Be Raped
9/13/2015 - Report: Hillary Clinton's Deleted Emails Could Be Recovered
9/13/2015 - Tom Hardy Hangs Out With Some Cute Dogs
9/13/2015 - Indian Woman Makes 'Beauty Tutorials' Highlighting Country's Acid Attack Problem
9/13/2015 - Rihanna and Travis Scott Hooked Up in Front of Everyone at Fashion Week
9/12/2015 - Saturday Night Social: We Are All This Baby Scared Of Her Own Shadow
9/12/2015 - George Clooney Says 'A Lot More' Movie Roles Can Be Switched to Women
9/12/2015 - Mom Arrested, Claims $1000 Worth Of Cocaine Was Daughter's B-day Gift
9/12/2015 - Why Are You Still Rejecting Short Guys?
9/12/2015 - Hungarian Camerawoman Who Kicked Refugees: 'I'm Not a Heartless, Child-Kicking Racist'
9/12/2015 - Australian Woman Says Uber Driver Dragged Her Out of Car and Ran Her Over
9/12/2015 - Carly Fiorina Responds to Donald Trump's Comments About Her Face
9/12/2015 - A Whitney Houston Hologram is Coming to a Town Near You
9/12/2015 - Extremely Religious Restaurant Customers Are Frequently Memorable
9/12/2015 - Jessica Simpson Calls Marriage to Nick Lachey Her 'Biggest Financial Mistake'
9/11/2015 - NYFW: Givenchy's First New York Runway Show Was a Tribute to 9/11
9/11/2015 - The Most Sacrilegious Thing You've Ever Witnessed
9/11/2015 - Oh Ok, Miley Cyrus and Stacey Dash Are Friends Now
9/11/2015 - I Wanna Dance With Somebody, But Not Whitney Houston's Hologram
9/11/2015 - I'm Inspired By This One Bear
9/11/2015 - Huckabee: Blacks Still Aren't Legally Human, But We No Longer Uphold That Law
9/11/2015 - Jesus Christ, Kim: Kim Davis Asks Appeals Court to Halt Marriage Order
9/11/2015 - 'Could Not Walk or Wear Underwear': Grim Yelp Reviews of Beauty Salons
9/11/2015 - NYFW: Andrea Jiapei Li's Cool-Girl Utopian Army
9/11/2015 - Gucci Sisters Shake Tax Evasion Charges
9/11/2015 - Michelle Obama to Blow Young Minds on
Project Runway Junior
9/11/2015 - Prosthetic Penis Trial Defendant Has a Panic Attack in Court
9/11/2015 - Shade Court: Grace Jones Shaded No One
9/11/2015 - Halle Berry’s
, the Blackest Show No One Is Watching
9/11/2015 - University of Toronto Under Increased Surveillance After Commenter Threatens to 'Spray Bullets' At Feminists
9/11/2015 - Enraged Cop Discharges Gun Into Wall After Server Tells Him to Stop Groping Her
9/11/2015 - NYFW: How Much Do You Hate This Pink-on-Pink Rosie Assoulin Look?
9/11/2015 - Serena Williams Knocked Out of US Open
9/11/2015 - How to Make the After School Special, a Cocktail for Extracurricular Peace
9/11/2015 - University of Iowa's Alpha Phi Sings a Song About Anal Sex and Binge Drinking
9/11/2015 - Nancy Meyers On
: 'There Is Nothing More Compelling'
9/11/2015 - How to Be Pretty in India
Made Natalie Portman Feel Bad About
New York Times
Profiles Two Dudes Who Make 'Artisanal Hobo Bundles'
9/11/2015 - It Is Very, Very Important That You Buy a Ring at Zales Today
9/11/2015 - Watch the New VHS-Wave Video for Phoebe Ryan's Sugar-Sweet Single 'Mine'
9/11/2015 - NYFW: Don't Talk to Rihanna Like That, You Fool
9/11/2015 - Grab Your Best Hair and Come to Brooklyn, Because Bushwig Is This Weekend
9/11/2015 - Deep Cuts: A Bunch Of Pretty Decent Stuff on Is on Sale, Plus Two Stupid Things
9/11/2015 - Here's the Revealing
Trailer and a Few Predictions
9/11/2015 - Michigan State Rep Who Invented Gay Sex Scandal to Cover Up Hetero Affair Resigns
9/11/2015 - You Don’t ‘Need’ to Have a Period At All if You Don’t Wanna
9/11/2015 - How I'd Hit on You at the Wedding
9/11/2015 - Hey Donald, Why Did You Delete Your Super Chill 9/11 Tweet?
9/11/2015 - Jewel Has Been Sexually Harassed Since She Was 8 Years Old
9/11/2015 - Karmin Commemorates 9/11 With Cover of 'I Can't Feel My Face'
9/11/2015 - Jane Birkin's Okay With the Birkin Bag Being Called the Birkin Bag Again
9/11/2015 - Brooklyn Witches Are Doing Their Part to Defeat Donald Trump By Casting Hexes on Him
9/11/2015 - Joe Biden Shows Uncertainty About Joining Presidential Race on
9/10/2015 - Porn App Hijacks Your Phone and Takes It For Ransom
9/10/2015 - Let's Welcome Vivica A. Fox to
Massive List of Guest Stars
9/10/2015 - Nicole Arbour Fired From Gig After Posting 'Dear Fat People' Vid
9/10/2015 - Here's All The Stuff We Painted With Donald Trump's Face
9/10/2015 - Jessica Simpson Would 'Have a Panic Attack' If She Rewatched
9/10/2015 - Nearly $80 Million Will Be Used to Finally Test Thousands of Rape Kits
9/10/2015 - Bobby Jindal Cut Planned Parenthood Funding, Blames Them for Teen Pregnancy and STIs
9/10/2015 - Massive Wedding Fraud Scheme Matched Green Card Seekers With Broke Americans
9/10/2015 - Sarah Palin Has Definitely Not Completely Lost Her Shit
9/10/2015 - Sarah Michelle Gellar: What the Hell, I'll Launch A Lifestyle Brand, Too
9/10/2015 - Grace Jones: Miley, Rihanna, and Nicki Do Not Challenge the Status Quo
9/10/2015 - Ew
9/10/2015 - Of Course That White Man Poet Stole the Name 'Yi-Fen Chou' From a HS Classmate
9/10/2015 - Silly Mortals Ask Serena Williams Why She Isn't Smiling; Serena Responds Appropriately
9/10/2015 - NYFW: London Design Duo Namilia Thinks Outside the Cocks
9/10/2015 - Y/N: Lana Del Rey Sounds As Numb As Ever On New
9/10/2015 - Wedding Drama Is Rarely About the Wedding
9/10/2015 - Oregon Judge Who Refused to Perform Same-Sex Weddings Also Hung a Picture of Hitler in Courthouse
9/10/2015 - Which Oscar Winner Has Been Taunting Oscarless Leonardo DiCaprio For Two Months?
9/10/2015 - Porn Stars Are Now Finding It Easier to Break into Hollywood (as Fucking Extras)
9/10/2015 - Hillary Clinton Doing The Nae Nae Is A Study In Vulnerability
9/10/2015 - Would You Have Sex With the Cool and Tough Ted Cruz In This Poster For Sale on His Website?
9/10/2015 - The Rise and Fall of an All-American Catchphrase: 'Free, White, and 21'
9/10/2015 - Get a Load of the 'Foamy Eruption' Miss Vermont Will Demonstrate Tonight
9/10/2015 - Dairy Queen Workers Accused of Assaulting Pregnant Customer After Blizzard Dispute
9/10/2015 - Baby Hospitalized After Mother Unknowingly Mixes Formula With Vodka
9/10/2015 - Why Is It So Hard for Unmarried Women in China to Go See a Gynecologist?
9/10/2015 - Watch Yassou's Haunting, Slippery Video for 'To Win / Youngblood'
9/10/2015 - Report Indicates My Boyfriend David Muir Is a 'Monster'
9/10/2015 - Watch FKA twigs Cover Sia's 'Elastic Heart' for BBC1
9/10/2015 - Susan Sarandon Makes Burning Man Sound Charming as Only Susan Sarandon Can
9/10/2015 - NYFW: What Is the Deal With Desigual?
9/10/2015 - I Fuck Fat People
9/10/2015 - Scientists Just Discovered an Early Human Relative, NBD
9/10/2015 - Happy NY Fashion Week! Here's What Designers Were Showing 15 Years Ago
9/10/2015 - Jeremy Scott Was Served With a Copyright Lawsuit at His Own Documentary Premiere
9/10/2015 - Donald Trump Says Comment About Carly Fiorina's Face Was Not a Comment About Carly Fiorina's Face
9/10/2015 - Other Fun Activities That Woman Living Life as a Victorian Should Try
9/10/2015 - Dad President Obama Is 'Freaked Out' Over Malia Going to College
9/10/2015 - Kendrick Lamar Brings
To Pimp a Butterfly
to Stephen Colbert's
9/10/2015 - Ben Affleck Had to Change His Phone Number to Get Rid of That Damn Nanny
9/10/2015 - Hi L7, Welcome Back, Please Don't Ever Leave Us Again
9/9/2015 - Laid-Back Millennial Just Wants to Look at Cellphone Pics and Chill
9/9/2015 - Patrick Dempsey Is Going to Be in
Bridget Jones 3
9/9/2015 - California Could Become Next State to Pass ‘Right to Die’ Bill
9/9/2015 - Kris Jenner Is Thrilled with Tyga and Kylie's 'Stimulated' Relationship
9/9/2015 - Ed Sheeran Is Considering a Career Change
9/9/2015 - Subway Employee Gets Creative About the Company's Jared Problem
9/9/2015 - Would You Like a Date With
The Walking Dead
9/9/2015 - Ronda Rousey Is Taking Over for Patrick Swayze in the
9/9/2015 - Speculative Evidence That Beyoncé Is (Probably) Dropping a New Album Soon
9/9/2015 - Man Poses as Uber Driver, Attempts to Kidnap Student
9/9/2015 - Disgraceful: Apple Photoshopped This Woman to Make Her Look More Like Helen Mirren
9/9/2015 - Beverly Johnson Says She Forgives Bill Cosby
9/9/2015 - Etiquette Monster: Your Bitch of a Cousin and the Coworkers Who Won't Let You Talk at Lunch
9/9/2015 - Jenny Hval 'Fights For Visibility' in New Video For 'Take Care of Yourself'
9/9/2015 - Teenage Girl Band Isn't 'Sultry' Enough To Win Battle Of The Bands
9/9/2015 - Hero Marching Band Fined $5,000 for Cock-Shaped Field Formation
Star Maddie Ziegler Landed Her First Film Role (With Sia, No Less)
9/9/2015 - This Drunk Nail Art Tutorial Is the Very Best Nail Art Tutorial Ever Created
9/9/2015 - This Week In Tabloids: Trust Me, Beyoncé and Jay Z Are Definitely Splitting Up
9/9/2015 - Planned Parenthood Not Invited to Congressional Hearing About Planned Parenthood
9/9/2015 - Watch Misty Copeland Talk Ballet Discrimination in New Doc About Her Life
9/9/2015 - Facebook Invite to Chicago Corgi Meet Up Inundated By Thousands of Corgi-Loving Freaks
9/9/2015 - All the Friends You're Missing Out On When You Stop Making Friends at Work
9/9/2015 - Use This App to Get Over a Breakup Because Nothing in the World Matters Anyway
9/9/2015 - Mother Says Book on Cancer Cell Research Is Too 'Pornographic' for Son's School
9/9/2015 - Sixty Years of Queen Elizabeth II Faking Fascination With Extremely Mundane Things
9/9/2015 - A Timeline of Celebrity Divorce Queen Laura Wasser's Ride to the Top
9/9/2015 - Woman Removes Blindfold, Discovers Her Boyfriend Is Actually a Woman in a Swimsuit and a Strap On
9/9/2015 - British TV Show Thought It Was a Good Idea to Ask the Audience If Rape Is a Woman's Fault
9/9/2015 - Listen to 'No Harm Is Done,' a New Track from Christine and the Queens and Tunji Ige
9/9/2015 - Everyone Who Cried on the Bloodbath Finale of
Bachelor in Paradise
9/9/2015 - Kris Jenner Is Secretly ‘Hurt’ and ‘Upset’ Over Caitlyn’s Transition
9/9/2015 - Huckabee Aide Said to Have Physically Blocked Ted Cruz from Speaking at Kim Davis Rally
9/9/2015 - Stephen Colbert Debuts
with George Clooney and Jeb Bush
9/8/2015 - Survivor is Pissed That Kim Davis Used 'Eye of the Tiger'
9/8/2015 - Serena Beats Venus to Advance to U.S. Open Semifinals
9/8/2015 - Tom Hardy Loves the Photos of Him in 'Tighty-Whitey Budgie Smugglers'
9/8/2015 - Swiftie Spent Eight Months Knitting Taylor Swift a Terrible Sweater
9/8/2015 - Sportsman Tom Brady Insists That He and Gisele Are In It to Win It
9/8/2015 - Let's Give Matt McGorry the Validation He's Looking For
9/8/2015 - Barbershop Won't Cut Women's Hair Because 'Guys Come to Be Around Other Guys'
9/8/2015 - MTV's Latest Pilot Order: a Dark Rape Revenge Comedy & 2 Shows from Nicole Byer
9/8/2015 - Iraqi Woman Forced Into Sex Slavery Kills ISIS Commander
9/8/2015 - Muslim Flight Attendant Is Suspended, May Be Fired for Refusing to Serve Alcohol
9/8/2015 - Oh, Yay, a Political Drama in Which the US 'Saves' Another Country
9/8/2015 - 2 Top Secret Emails Reportedly Found on Hillary Clinton's Server, and She's Sorry
9/8/2015 - Man Jailed For Calling Emergency Services and Pretending to Be Nicki Minaj
9/8/2015 - Hungarian Camerawoman Fired for Kicking and Tripping Migrants Running from Police
9/8/2015 - Kylie Jenner Wants to Be 17 Forever, But Kan't Be
9/8/2015 - 'Traditionalist' Caitlyn Jenner Took Awhile to Come Around to Gay Marriage
9/8/2015 - Harvard Women Stage Protest For Right To Audition For All-Male Hasty Pudding Theater Troupe
9/8/2015 - Unclear on How Jail Works, Huckabee Offers to Go in Kim Davis's Place
9/8/2015 - Miss America Can't Wait to Welcome Back the Woman They Dethroned For Posing Naked
9/8/2015 - Kim Davis Released From Prison, Status Reports Required Every 14 Days
9/8/2015 - Ansel Elgort Has Signed a Record Deal To Make 'Groovy House Music' As DJ Ansolo
9/8/2015 - Why Does Every Store Want Me to Wear Hideous Clothes This Fall?
9/8/2015 - Let's Talk About
, the Book That Taught Your Grandparents How to Bone
9/8/2015 - Time to Give Up Showers and Spray Yourself With a Coating of Live Bacteria
9/8/2015 - German Homeopaths Accidentally Get High as Balls as Conference Ends in Chaos
9/8/2015 - Baltimore to Pay Freddie Gray's Family $6.4 Million
9/8/2015 - If You're a White Man Who Can't Get Published Under Your Own Name, Take the Hint
9/8/2015 - Donald Trump Says He's Always 'Felt' That He's Been in the Military (He Hasn't, Actually)
9/8/2015 - What It Took to Hide in Nazi Germany: An Excerpt from
Underground in Berlin
9/8/2015 - Were You...
Born to Dance
, Like This Multimillion-Dollar Dance Movie?
9/8/2015 - Speedy Ortiz Just Launched a Hotline for Showgoers Who Feel Threatened
9/8/2015 - Canadian Politicians Booted from the Ballot After Videos of YouTube Pranks and Public Pissing Surface
9/8/2015 - Here’s the Abortion Rights Ad That Vox Thinks Jezebel Doesn't Want You to See
9/8/2015 - Chill Pope Speeds Up Annulments for Catholics
9/8/2015 - Mark Zuckerberg's Fashionisto
Cover: Get the Look!
9/8/2015 - Sandra Bullock’s Hot New Boyfriend Once Smeared Dog Shit on His Neighbor’s Door
9/7/2015 - Here's a Labor Day Open Thread with Mother Jones, 'The Most Dangerous Woman in America'
9/7/2015 - West Indian Day Parade Revelers Look Better Than Anyone Else Anywhere Today
9/7/2015 - Oh Thank God, Donald Trump and Fox Have Resolved Their Feud
9/7/2015 - Justin Bieber Celebrates Labor Day Weekend with the Lord
9/7/2015 - Report: Chris Brown Refused to Appear at Gay Pride Event Because Gay Men Were There [UPDATED]
9/7/2015 - Your Midwife Really, Really Shouldn't Be a Dolphin
9/7/2015 - Black Women Are Driving the Rebirth of the Labor Movement
9/7/2015 - Let's Settle This: Men Should Not Have to Foot the Bill on a Date
9/7/2015 - Mike Huckabee: Kim Davis Only Has to Uphold the Law 'If It's Right'
9/7/2015 - John Oliver Provides Helpful Back to School Rundown of Everything Students Won't Learn
9/7/2015 - Stories of Some of the Worst Restaurant Bosses You're Ever Likely to See
9/7/2015 - Damon Wayans Demands 'Stop Twisting My Words' After Calling Cosby Victims 'Unrapeable'
9/6/2015 - Finally, We Can All Become Goonies
9/6/2015 - Parents of Teen Who Died From Heroin Are Upfront About Cause of Death
9/6/2015 - Madonna’s Gay Brother Defends Kim Davis
9/6/2015 - I Can’t Stop Watching This Video of Katy Perry At Burning Man
9/6/2015 - Police Rescue Malnourished Child Who Was Found Being Breastfed By Dog
9/6/2015 - Who Cares How Much Sex You're (Not) Having?
The Danish Girl
Director: Film Industry Has 'Problem' With Transgender Actors
9/6/2015 - Damon Wayans Defends Bill Cosby, Calls Victims 'Unrapeable'
9/6/2015 - Jessica Alba Responds to $5M Lawsuit Against Honest Company
9/6/2015 - Sarah Palin Just Wants Everyone to Speak 'American'
9/6/2015 - Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Smiled at Each Other
9/5/2015 - Saturday Night Social: The Night Belongs to Amy Blue
9/5/2015 - A California Moving Company Will Move Domestic Abuse Victims At No Cost
9/5/2015 - Billy Corgan Praises Donald Trump for 'Fucking It Up'
9/5/2015 - Creep Who Sent Weird Shit to Jojo Siwa Also Sent Packages to Maddie Ziegler
9/5/2015 - Listen Up, Ladies, It's Literally Fatal If You Tell a Man He 'Doesn't Have to Respond'
9/5/2015 - Here's the First Look at Kristen Stewart's New Sci-Fi Film
9/5/2015 - Amazon Sued For Selling Cyanide to Suicide Victim
9/5/2015 - Woman Suing Sperm Bank Over Biracial Baby Has Lawsuit Thrown Out
9/5/2015 - Asshole Restaurant Customer Loses Her Shit, Gets Hilarious Comeuppance on Video
9/5/2015 - Washington Investigators Determine Arson As Cause of Planned Parenthood Fire
9/5/2015 - Here's How Every Argument Against a Minimum Wage Hike is Bullshit
9/5/2015 - Mindy Kaling's 'Gross Body' Brings Her 'A Lot of Happiness'
9/4/2015 - Share Your Best Tales of Back-to-School Triumph and Humiliation
9/4/2015 - Kanye West Sent Taylor Swift a Cube Of Flowers
9/4/2015 - Cool Pope Not So Cool When It Comes to Transgender Godparents
9/4/2015 - Investigation: Can Cat Hair Really Get Stuck In Your Vagina for Months?
9/4/2015 - Queen Elizabeth Likes to Fact-Check
9/4/2015 - Man Arrested for Tagging Up Town With Sasquatch Graffiti
9/4/2015 - Watch a Very Smug Circa 2008 Jared Fogle Explain That Pedophiles Who Get Caught Are Idiots
9/4/2015 - Princess Charlotte Is Already a Moneymaking Machine
9/4/2015 - Comatose Woman Wakes to Reveal Her Alleged Suicide Attempt Was Really Murder
9/4/2015 - 'Stripper Moms' and 'Panty Droppers' No Longer Cool in New Hampshire
9/4/2015 - Kim Davis's Lawyer Compares the Jailed Homophobe to a Jew Living in Nazi Germany
9/4/2015 - New 8-Hour Classical Album Designed for Sleep, Will DJ Your Unconscious
9/4/2015 - Anne Hathaway Knows Hollywood Ageism Once Worked in Her Favor, Now Does Not
9/4/2015 - This Clip of British Babies Chilling With Elephant Babies Is Really Too Much
9/4/2015 - I Have 8 Types of Cheese in My Fridge Right Now But Not Kraft Singles, Thank God
9/4/2015 - Daycare Employees Who Started a 'Baby Fight Club' Are Headed to Court
9/4/2015 - Chrissie Hynde Maybe Sort of Still Thinks Rape Can Be the Victim's Fault
9/4/2015 - Donald Trump: 'I Will Be So Good at the Military Your Head Will Spin'
9/4/2015 - Shade Court: Cool Pope Flexes, Fashion Shade, and the End of Nicki vs. Miley
9/4/2015 - Who's Goin' Bargain Huntin'? We's Goin' Bargain Huntin'
9/4/2015 - Giada's Divorce Settlement Awards Big Money to Ex Husband
9/4/2015 - How to Make the Summer's Swan Song, a Gin Cocktail for Saying Goodbye
9/4/2015 - Teenage Boy Arrested After Posting Eminem Lyrics Referencing Columbine
9/4/2015 - How to Be Cheap Without Pissing Off Your Loved Ones
9/4/2015 - Man Attacks Topless Times Square Performer After Accusing Her of Pickpocketing
9/4/2015 - Here's Janet Jackson's New Song So You Can Play It On Repeat
9/4/2015 - Kim Davis's Husband Calls Judge a 'Butt,' Says Kentucky Governor 'Ain't No Governor'
9/4/2015 - Breaking: Captain Crunch Beats Deez Nuts in New Poll
9/4/2015 - Jessica Alba's Honest Company Sued for $5M Over 'Misleadingly Labeled' Products
9/4/2015 - Watch Christina Hendricks Do Her Best Real Housewife of New York Impression
9/4/2015 - The $450,000 Car Tyga Gave Kylie For Her Birthday Was Leased...By Kylie
9/4/2015 - Kickstart Your Weekend With This 'Firenado' On a Pond Filled With Liquor
9/3/2015 - Japan Has a Google Street View Map for Cats
9/3/2015 - Listen to Two New Jams from
9/3/2015 - Customers Arrested After Video Surfaces of Them Pulling a Fast Food Worker Through the Drive-Thru Window
9/3/2015 - Obama Left a Cute Comment on a Photo from Humans of New York
9/3/2015 - College Student Starts Driving Barbie Car After DUI, Becomes Hero
9/3/2015 - Coco Is Worried About What Birth Will Do to Her Teeny Tiny Vagina
9/3/2015 - Ariana Grande Is a Dirty Hippie
9/3/2015 - 'I'm A Victim': Margaret Cho Reveals History Of Sexual Abuse
9/3/2015 - Sienna Miller Made News for Not Doing Something
9/3/2015 - Here's Kim Davis's Mugshot
9/3/2015 - FOX Gets GLAAD's Seal Of Approval For LGBT Representation in Programming
9/3/2015 - This Guy Looks Nice
9/3/2015 - Tired Woman Falls Asleep At Boring Event
9/3/2015 - Stop Whatever You're Doing: Would You Have Sex With Justin Bieber?
9/3/2015 - Too Many Baby Monitors Are Way Too Hackable
9/3/2015 - There's Nothing Photographers Love More Than People Eating Ice Cream
9/3/2015 - 20 Minutes with an
Author at a '50s Diner in Times Square
9/3/2015 - Hollywood Diversity Report Reveals a Grim, Obvious Reality for Women of Color
9/3/2015 - Watch Alexa Chung Investigate Fashion for Her
9/3/2015 - '
' Kidnapper Says Vaccine Side Effects Are to Blame For His Behavior
9/3/2015 - Is Shop Jeen's Viral Success Story All Window Dressing?
9/3/2015 - President Obama Is Having the Time of His Fucking Life in Alaska
9/3/2015 - Kim Davis Jailed For Refusing to Issue Marriage Licenses to Gay Couples
9/3/2015 - 'When Cookie Met Sally' Is a Very Cute Parody With Excellent Meg Ryan Wigs
9/3/2015 - What Is the Best and Worst Season?
9/3/2015 - The Power of Shondaland, Summed Up with One Photo
9/3/2015 - Your Favorite Republican Candidates Happily Endorse Kim Davis' Bigotry
9/3/2015 - How Soon Is Too Soon to Shamelessly Fart in Front of Your Love Interest?
9/3/2015 - 3D-Printed Penises Reveal That Women Prefer Normal Sized Dicks to Anacondas
9/3/2015 - Nickelodeon Is Bringing Back the Classics to Help You Feel Again (It Won't Work)
9/3/2015 - Lana Del Rey Sort of Regrets Saying Feminism Is 'Not an Interesting Concept'
9/3/2015 - This Doll Locked in a Car Promotes Unrealistic Beauty Standards for Babies
9/3/2015 - A Fish Jizzed on President Obama's Shoes, Basically
9/3/2015 - Bryan Cranston Thinks Being Famous Is 'Almost Like Being a Pregnant Woman'
9/3/2015 - Army Ranger School Officially Opens to Female Soldiers
9/2/2015 - Pornhub Is Now Offering a $25K College Scholarship
9/2/2015 - Icelanders Open Arms to Syrian Refugees, If Only Their Government Will Allow It
9/2/2015 - Employees of Day Care Center Charged With Running a Kids ‘Fight Club’
9/2/2015 - Cindy Crawford Says Her Celebrated 'Untouched' Photo Was Altered and Maliciously Leaked
9/2/2015 - Should Reese Witherspoon Climb This Tree?
9/2/2015 - Aaron Sorkin Is Writing a Biopic About Lucille Ball Starring Cate Blanchett
9/2/2015 - Teen Accidentally Kills Himself While Taking a Selfie With a Loaded Gun
9/2/2015 - Vicious Insects Attacked Kris Jenner's Lips But, Don't Freak, She's Fine
9/2/2015 - Texas Lt. Governor Encourages You to Buy a Cop a Sandwich Sometime, OK?
9/2/2015 - Here's What Lady Gaga's Meat Dress Looks Like Five Years Later
9/2/2015 - There Will Be 6 Separate Trials for Cops Charged in Freddie Gray's Murder
9/2/2015 - Harris Faulkner Sues Company Over Toy Hamster Named 'Harris Faulkner' That Looks Like Her
9/2/2015 - Run All Your Favorite Historical Figures Through This Database of Wills
9/2/2015 - "Dirty Needles and Drunk Artists": Grim Yelp Reviews of Tattoo Parlors
9/2/2015 - New Kelela Track!, Plus New Album
9/2/2015 - Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger Are Over, But Great Headlines Have Just Begun
9/2/2015 - Director Says Taylor Swift's 'Wildest Dreams' Video Can't Be Racist Because It Had a 'Super Hot' Black Producer
9/2/2015 - From Hip Hop to Housewives: The Real Story Behind the Hamptons White Party
9/2/2015 - Triumphant Canadian Gardener Announces He's Grown the World's Longest Cucumber
9/2/2015 - Former Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer Threatens To Sue the Internet For Calling Her Old
9/2/2015 - Yes They Are
9/2/2015 - This Week In Tabloids: Christine Ouzounian Leaves Her Pregnancy Tests Everywhere
9/2/2015 - Fox News Continues to Try to Make 'Black Lives Matter Is a Hate Group' Happen
9/2/2015 - Rihanna Is Launching a Makeup Line (Eventually!)
9/2/2015 - Uh, Here's a Woman Surfing in Heels
9/2/2015 - Is Liberty University's New 'Freedom Tower' Just a Big Ol' Dick or Nah
9/2/2015 - Fetal Tissue Research in Peril Following Planned Parenthood Videos
9/2/2015 - Let Tinashe And Her Wet Look Inspire You to Exercise in the 'Bet' Video
9/2/2015 - The Latest Nail Art Trend Is Apparently Only for People Who Don't Have to Use Their Hands for Anything But Modeling Nail Art, Must Be Nice
9/2/2015 - The Runaways' Jackie Fox Responds to Chrissie Hynde's Rape Comments: 'It’s a Really Dangerous Message'
9/2/2015 - Was Banning Tyler, the Creator, the Victory International Feminism Needed?
9/2/2015 - Thrice-Divorced Kentucky Homophobe Must Explain to a Judge Why She Shouldn't Be Held in Contempt
9/2/2015 - Retired Andy Roddick Has Refreshingly Cool Attitude Toward the Ladies in His Life
9/2/2015 - Anonymous Woman's Tip About Strange Bestiality Sexts Led to Jared Fogle's Child Porn Charges
9/2/2015 - Opponents of a Minimum Wage Hike Have Graduated to Openly Lying
9/2/2015 - Women Saved the Iran Deal From Washington's Bickering Do-Nothing Men
9/2/2015 - Here's a Website That'll Help You Fake a Pregnancy
9/2/2015 - Josh Duggar Hasn't Been Seen At Rehab, Might Just Be ‘Hanging Out’ In Arkansas
9/2/2015 - Alabama Shakes' Brittany Howard Releases a Surprise Side Project
9/1/2015 - Even Snopes Is Exasperated With Dumb Mt. McKinley/Denali Conspiracy Theories
9/1/2015 - SHOCKING: Courtney Stodden's Mom Regrets Letting Her 16-Year-Old Daughter Marry 51-Year-Old Doug Hutchinson
9/1/2015 - Amy Schumer Wants You to Focus On Your Nude Selfies
9/1/2015 - How to Talk to Your 9 Year Old About Getting Drunk
9/1/2015 - New Texas Law Will Make it Slightly Easier to Pump Breast Milk at Work
9/1/2015 - Students Cover Mirrors in Girls' Restrooms to Deemphasize Appearance
9/1/2015 - Here Is the First Mesmerizing Trailer for Michael Fassbender's
9/1/2015 - Donald Trump's Nazi and White Supremacist Fans Hate Me, For Some Reason
Super-Alum Chris Bukowski: 'It Ruined Me, My Family and My Career'
9/1/2015 - I'm Sorry, But Who the Fuck Does This Homewrecking Pig Think She Is?
9/1/2015 - Chill Pope Empowers Priests to Absolve 'The Sin of Abortion'
9/1/2015 - Woman Accidentally Forklifted Across a Festival Site in a Port-a-Potty
9/1/2015 - 10 More Big Harry Potter Reveals We Can Expect From J.K. Rowling
9/1/2015 - What Came In Our August Beauty Boxes? Snail Mucus, Among Other Things
's Groundbreaking #ME Issue Is Like Instagram, But Printed
9/1/2015 - Chris Christie Refuses to Be Ignored at Next Debate, Will 'Go Nuclear'
9/1/2015 - Men Consume, Women Are Consumed: 15 Thoughts on the Stigma of Sex Work
9/1/2015 - U.K. National Sperm Bank Has a Measly Nine Donors
9/1/2015 - Teen Impersonates Policeman, Accidentally Attempts to Pull Over a Cop
9/1/2015 - Skype Co-Founder Sues Ex-Fiancée to Return Enormous Engagement Ring
9/1/2015 - Rihanna Would Like You to Inhale Her Eleganza
Is Haunted By the Ghost of Joan Rivers
9/1/2015 - No One's Ever Been Dedicated to Not Doing Their Job Quite Like County Clerk Kim Davis
9/1/2015 - Everyone Who Cried on
Bachelor in Paradise
: Week Five
9/1/2015 - James Bond Author Says Idris Elba Is 'Too Street' to Play the Spy
9/1/2015 - All Jumps, No Payoff: An Anxious Man Reviews
9/1/2015 - Here's How New Texas Public School Textbooks Write About Slavery
9/1/2015 - White House on Kanye's Presidential Bid: Sure, Bro
9/1/2015 - Cute New
Korea Cover Features Bound, Naked Woman in Trunk of Car
9/1/2015 - Ian McKellen Didn't Go Onstage With Taylor Swift Because He 'Had Something Else to Do'
9/1/2015 - Arizona Congressman is Sorry for Scaring Kids With Talk of Nuclear Weapons and Suicide Bombers