10/30/2015 - Queen Elizabeth's Magnificent Wardrobe Will Get a Splashy New Exhibit
10/30/2015 - Of Course Martha Stewart Showed Up With Muffins
10/30/2015 - Scared Man Pulls Gun On Fake Spider
10/30/2015 - You Want the Bip Burger
10/30/2015 - An Oregon Teen Has Come Down With a Bout of the Bubonic Plague
10/30/2015 - Kesha Asks Court to Let Her Record Without Dr. Luke in Alleged Sexual Abuse Lawsuit
10/30/2015 - Katie Holmes Declined to Be Interviewed For Ex-Scientologist Leah Remini’s
10/30/2015 - Never Sleep Again: Your Ten Best Stories of Absolute Terror
10/30/2015 - Kate Hudson's Fabletics Is Trying to Figure Out Why Thousands of Customers Are Pissed Off
10/30/2015 - Justin Bieber Wants You to 'Hotline Bling' Him to Hear His Drake Remix
10/30/2015 - Dear Hillary Clinton: Pls Explain What 'Plumpy'nut?' and the Rest of This Deranged List Means. Thx
10/30/2015 - The Best Halloween Soundtrack Is the One Where All the Musicians Are Dead
10/30/2015 - A Bloody List of Halloween Movie Recommendations for All Moods and Occasions
10/30/2015 - Carrie Brownstein Finds the Home Within In
Hunger Makes Me a Modern Girl
10/30/2015 - Anthony Bourdain on Trump as President: 'Every Restaurant in America Would Shut Down'
10/30/2015 - The Mystery of the Nantucket Whalers' Wives and Their Alleged Love of Dildos
10/30/2015 - Look at The Game's D(ecorative Towels)
10/30/2015 - Gov. Andrew Cuomo Gives Women Our Very Own Repurposed Jail
10/30/2015 - Without Photos and Magazine Collages, How Do Teens Even Decorate Their Walls?
10/30/2015 - Jeremy Scott Uses Copyright Lawsuit As a Chance to Brag About His Fashion Cred
10/30/2015 - Boston Woman Chases Man She Says Filmed Her: 'Oh, Does This Make You Uncomfortable?'
10/30/2015 - Rikers Guards Accused of 'Viciously' Beating Up Gay Man For Kissing His Boyfriend
10/30/2015 - Cops Ticketing a Manspreading Subway Rider End Up Catching a Murderer
10/30/2015 - Here's the Best Quick-Drying Makeup Brush Cleanser For Lazy Slobs
10/30/2015 - Man Takes Ball, Goes Home
10/30/2015 - Escort Drops New Video, Releases New Album, Wants You to Live Your Best Life
10/30/2015 - Here's Harrison Ford, Dressed as a Hot Dog, Talking About
10/30/2015 - Deep Cuts: Tricks and Treats
10/30/2015 - Polish Court to the US: No, Sorry, We'd Really Like to Keep Roman Polanski
10/30/2015 - Here Are All the Terrifying Costumes Daytime Hosts Wore For Halloween
10/30/2015 - What's the Ethical Limit of a Boundary-Pushing Haunted House? Ask Scare Expert Margee Kerr
10/30/2015 - POLL: Do You Dress Up for Halloween?
10/30/2015 - An Interview with a Woman Who Abandoned the University of Alabama's Famed Political 'Machine'
10/30/2015 - Zola Says Hollywood Is Practically Knocking Down Her Door
10/30/2015 - A Visual History of Donald Trump's Mouth
10/30/2015 - Lanvin Employees Are Demanding Alber Elbaz Be Reinstated
10/30/2015 - Panelist Says SXSW Ignored Security Suggestions, SXSW Apologetically Announces Summit
10/30/2015 - Hey Billboard, What Did You Mean By This Weird Tweet?
10/30/2015 - Oprah Winfrey Finally Opened Up About Her Alleged ‘Secret Son'
10/30/2015 - New York's Pinko Commie Mayor Endorses Hillary Clinton
10/29/2015 - President Obama Sings 'Thriller' Just in Time for Halloween
10/29/2015 - Judge Tells Young Defendant He Would Be 'Raped Every Day' If He Goes to Jail
10/29/2015 - Netflix Greenlights New Show From Selena Gomez Called
13 Reasons Why
10/29/2015 - Owners of the Real House from
Are Suing Warner Bros.
10/29/2015 - Lindsay Lohan Wore a Fake Engagement Ring to See What the World Would Do
10/29/2015 - Is This the Whitest Picture Ever?
10/29/2015 - Sarah Jessica Parker Calls
Hocus Pocus 2
10/29/2015 - Nation Shocked to Find Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez Remain Alive and Sexy After Divorce
10/29/2015 - Football Coach Who Wouldn't Stop Game Prayers Put on Leave, Possibly to Avoid Praying Satanists
10/29/2015 - I Am Way Too Excited About the
Real Housewives of Cheshire
10/29/2015 - BOO! Which One of These Monsters Would You Have Sex With?
10/29/2015 - Owen Labrie Sentenced to One Year in Jail for Luring, Sexual Assault of a Minor
10/29/2015 - Want to Survive Your Next Heart Surgery? Get Married and Never Look Back
10/29/2015 - Y/N: Alessia Cara Tells All the Awkward Rebels and Outsiders They Can Sit With Her
10/29/2015 - Confratulations to Paul Ryan, the First Bro Speaker of the House in US History
10/29/2015 - Turns Out Writing Gay Romance Is More Complicated Than Just Plagiarizing Straight Romances
10/29/2015 - What The Fuck Is a Trephine?
10/29/2015 - Woman Charged With Animal Abuse After Allegedly Stuffing 14 Dead Cats In a Suitcase
10/29/2015 - Hillary Clinton Does Not Want to Abolish the Death Penalty
10/29/2015 - Teacher Compares 1D to the Pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood, Is Really Onto Something
10/29/2015 - Wow, Makes You Think...
10/29/2015 - Have You Heard the One About the Murdered Sorority Girls?
10/29/2015 - QUIZ: Are You a Cat Lady?
10/29/2015 - Milwaukee Sheriff Calls Black Lives Matter Activists 'Garbage' and 'Sub-Human Creeps'
10/29/2015 - Britney Spears Can't Sell Out Vegas Because of Céline Dion, Say Sources
10/29/2015 - Oculus Thrift New Orleans
10/29/2015 - Does It Really Matter If Your Significant Other Gets Along With Your Friends?
10/29/2015 - Ex-
Kristen Taekman Gave Her Cosmetics Line a Very
Dumb Twitter Handle
10/29/2015 - When Did
Become the New
Game Of Thrones
10/29/2015 - Nobody Is Having a Better, Nerdier Good Time with Halloween Than Museums
10/29/2015 - All Your Fave Serial Killers Had a Dinner Party on
American Horror Story: Hotel
10/29/2015 - Uber Celebrates National Cat Day By Delivering Kittens to Your Door
10/29/2015 - That Best Buy Commercial Where the Dad Buys a TV for Daughter's Science Fair Is Some Bullshit
10/29/2015 - Pro-Gun State Senator Reports Feeling 'Threatened' By Facebook Message from Dad of Slain Reporter
10/29/2015 - China Is Ending Its One-Child Policy After Three Decades
10/29/2015 - Taylor Swift Is Countersuing the Radio Host She Claims Lifted Her Skirt and Groped Her
10/29/2015 - Republican Presidential Candidates Are a Bunch of Whiners
10/28/2015 - Hillary Clinton Has Responded to GOP Debate With Perfect GIF
10/28/2015 - Spring Valley Teen Brutally Accosted By Cop Is a Recent Orphan [UPDATED]
10/28/2015 - Nutscaping: Selfies for Men to Dangle Their Balls Over Breathtaking Views
10/28/2015 - Debate Me Deadly: Jezebel Liveblogs the Spookiest GOP Field in a Generation
10/28/2015 - One Restaurant Owner Has Been Waging An Online War With Vegans For Two Months Now
10/28/2015 - Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez Can't Stop Filing for Divorce from Each Other
10/28/2015 - Kendall Jenner Is Everywhere You Look
10/28/2015 - Ladies, You Can Now Rent a Mom
10/28/2015 - Russia to Test All-Female Moon Mission: But How Will They Survive Without Makeup?
10/28/2015 - This Drone Dressed as a Ghost Is Ready to Scare Kids to Death On Halloween
's Karla Souza Negotiated More Clothing for
10/28/2015 - Federal Judge Orders Alabama to Reinstate Planned Parenthood in the Medicaid Program
10/28/2015 - QUIZ: What B-Movie Horror Should You Watch?
10/28/2015 - Turns Out, Blending Cauliflower and Hot Water Doesn't Result in Something Tasty
10/28/2015 - A Jimmy Fallon Ride Is Coming to Universal Studios, For Some Reason
10/28/2015 - Shonda Rhimes Is Basically Running ABC
10/28/2015 - Fox Snaps Up the Miss Universe and Miss USA Pageants
10/28/2015 - Attack of the Killer Bullshit: Join Jezebel For Tonight's Chilling GOP Debate
10/28/2015 - Hot Tip: Having Someone Trailed Is Not the Best Way to Begin a Relationship
10/28/2015 - Chrissy Teigen Rides the Bus to Flavortown in Horrifying Guy Fieri Costume
10/28/2015 - A Movie Based on the Dramatic True Story of the Game Monopoly in the Works
10/28/2015 - House Republicans Officially Nominate Paul D. Ryan To Be Next House Speaker
10/28/2015 - This Week In Tabloids: Bennifer 2.0 Are Back Together, Thereby Becoming Bennifer 2.5
10/28/2015 - Here's a Cool Idea That I'm Really Into: Getting a Labiaplasty to Fit Into Yoga Pants
10/28/2015 - Khloe Says She Was Contractually Obligated to Talk About Lamar with
10/28/2015 - Spring Valley High Officer Ben Fields Has Been Fired
10/28/2015 - Aussie Accent Developed Through Years of Heavy Drinking, Says New Theory
10/28/2015 - Makeup That Will Get You Laid-- Er...Make You Look Just Like Lana Del Rey
10/28/2015 - The No. 1 Movie in Germany Is a Hitler Comedy Called
Look Who's Back
10/28/2015 - JoJo's Video for 'Say Love' Is a Moving PSA About the Difficulty of Loving a Manbun
Mockingjay: Part 2
Looks Low On Dialogue, High On Explosions—Watch the Trailer
10/28/2015 - Serena Williams Is Reportedly Dating Reddit Co-Founder Alexis Ohanian, Not Drake
10/28/2015 - Is Alber Elbaz Leaving Lanvin?
10/28/2015 - University of Michigan Student Prints 5,000 Flyers Accusing Football Player of Giving Her Chlamydia
10/28/2015 - Donald Trumpkin For President
10/28/2015 - Talking Puritan Tweens and Satanic Sabbaths With Stacy Schiff, Author of
10/28/2015 - Someone Get Zola a Pulitzer or Potentially a Spot in the Witness Protection Program
10/28/2015 - Fantasy Kardashian-Jenner League, Week 4: Everything's Koming Up Kim
10/28/2015 - Major Florida Newspaper: Marco, If You Hate the Senate So Much, Please Just Quit
10/28/2015 - Dutch Version of
Picks Franchise's First Transgender Winner
10/28/2015 - Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone Broke Up 'Months Ago' and Didn't Bother Telling Us Until Now
10/28/2015 - Rand Paul and Chris Christie Will Prepare for Tonight's Debate in Toilet Rooms
10/28/2015 - Hillary Clinton on
The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
: Big Banks and Bad TV
10/27/2015 - Witch Priestess Takes Warlock to Court for Harassment
10/27/2015 - Elizabeth Banks and Anna Kendrick Will Return for
Pitch Perfect 3
10/27/2015 - Obama Honors U.S. Women's Soccer Team: 'Playing Like a Girl Means You're a Badass'
10/27/2015 - Kim Kardashian on Being Pregnant: 'I'm Feeling Like a Fucking Whale'
10/27/2015 - Season Four Of
Orange Is the New Black
10/27/2015 - Cheryl Strayed's
Tiny Beautiful Things
to Become HBO Series
10/27/2015 - This Disney-Themed Light Show Is the Best Halloween Decoration of the Year
10/27/2015 - Frat Cuts Ties With Group That Lobbied to Make Campus Rape Harder to Prosecute
10/27/2015 - Spring Valley High Police Officer Is Dating an 'African American Female,' So It's All Good
10/27/2015 - The Juniper Bushes That Make Your Tasty Gin Are Dying, Happy Holidays!
10/27/2015 - Thinx Period Panty Ads Are Coming to One Lucky L Train Station
10/27/2015 - Hamster Toy Looks Nothing Like Fox Host Harris Faulkner, Says Hasbro
10/27/2015 - Dan Stevens to Possibly Be Gobbled By Lizard in Upcoming Monster Film
10/27/2015 - Gloria Steinem Has Written the Rare Memoir That's More Focused on Others Than on Herself
10/27/2015 - A Virginia Buffet Stole Over $225,000 From Its Employees
10/27/2015 - 20,000 NYC High School Students Will Get to See
10/27/2015 - Conservationist Carl Safina Explains Why Animals Treat Us Better Than We Treat Them
10/27/2015 - Why Even Bother Bleeping a 'N*****ita,' Is My Question?
10/27/2015 - Ex-Congressman: Study that Found Meat-Cancer Link Is a Liberal Plot to Take My Barbecue Away
10/27/2015 - Bill Cosby Still Retains Over 40 Honorary Degrees
10/27/2015 - My Sleepless Night Alone at the Allegedly Haunted Lizzie Borden B&B
10/27/2015 - Is
Star Shannon Beador Done Discussing Her Husband's Infidelity?
10/27/2015 - 'Marty Was Always My Best Friend': Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Love Story
10/27/2015 - Halle Berry Files for Divorce from Olivier Martinez
10/27/2015 - It Seems Katy Perry, Like Most of America, Didn't Vote In the 2014 Midterms
10/27/2015 - Last Night's Episode of
Made a Hot and Confused Man Named Tom a Star
10/27/2015 - FBI, Justice Department to Investigate 'Disturbing' Actions of Spring Valley High Police Officer
10/27/2015 - Meet the Superstar Dog Who Just Bombed the Hell Out of This Couple's Engagement Photos
10/27/2015 - Research Confirms That Women in Top Film Jobs Dramatically Increase Female Hires Across the Board
10/27/2015 - Here Are all the Goodies That Came in Our October Beauty Boxes
10/27/2015 - Fox News Invites 'Panel of Fathers' to Discuss the Merits of Leggings
10/27/2015 - Rating Every Great (& Shitty) Soundcloud Remix of Adele's 'Hello' So Far
10/27/2015 - Hugging Is a Two-Way Street, Okay?
10/27/2015 - Fashion People Getting Too Exhausted By Fashion
10/27/2015 - CNN Pretty Sure Jimmy Fallon Has Some Kind of Problem, But That's None of Their Business...
10/27/2015 - Sad
Dancing With The Stars
Diaries: Hayes Grier Grows Up
10/27/2015 - Poll: Whose Fault Is It that Ben Carson is Pulling Ahead of Donald Trump in the Polls?
10/27/2015 - Adele Will Perform an Hour of Sad Hits In a BBC Special
10/27/2015 - Here’s a Video of Demi Lovato Singing Her Heart Out Next to a Confident Boner
10/27/2015 - Clinton and O'Malley Denounce Brutal Video of Student Arrest at Spring Valley High School
10/26/2015 - One Of Harvard's Elite Social Clubs Has Begun Admitting Women
10/26/2015 - Christian Website Advises Avoiding Wife's Face if She's Not Into Sex
10/26/2015 - Hobby Lobby Under Investigation for Smuggling Artifacts From Iraq
10/26/2015 - Justin Bieber Says 'Sorry' Is the Official End of His 2015 Apology Tour
10/26/2015 - Bette Midler's Got
10/26/2015 - Cleaners Throw Trash Art into Art Trash
10/26/2015 - Reminder: Barbra Streisand Has a Mall in Her Basement
10/26/2015 - Citing 'Violent Threats,' SXSW Cancels Both Pro- and Anti-Gamergate Panels
10/26/2015 - Topless Times Square Performers Form Desnudas, Inc, Are Available for Hire
10/26/2015 - Economist Suggests Fun Solution to Gender Imbalance: Chinese Men Should Share Wives
10/26/2015 - Sorry Reese:
Legally Blonde 3
10/26/2015 - Disturbing Video Shows School Safety Officer Appearing to Assault Black Student Sitting in Desk
10/26/2015 - What Is Going On With Blac Chyna's New Tattoo?
10/26/2015 - U. of Alabama Student Publicly Quits Secretive Greek Society Known as 'The Machine'
10/26/2015 - Emails I Have Received This Week About #Benghazi, Ranked
10/26/2015 - Euros and Americans Get Fresh on the MTV EMAs Red Carpet
10/26/2015 - Finally, We Have Donald Trump's Opinion on Burkas
10/26/2015 - Damn, Bernie
10/26/2015 - Prepare Your Nightmares: Our Annual Spooky Stories Contest Is Here!
10/26/2015 - Beyoncé and Nicki Minaj Have an Adorable Staring Contest
10/26/2015 - Sex Toy Company Offers Justin Bieber Cold Hard Cash to Turn His Penis Into a Dildo
10/26/2015 - Rita Ora On Dating a 26-Year-Old at 14: 'It's Child Abuse, Really'
10/26/2015 - A Chat With Amber Rose on Bad Bitch-isms, Life Tips & Why 'the Devil Made Instagram'
10/26/2015 - Salon Worker Featured in Article on Cryotherapy Had Died in Cryotherapy Chamber 2 Days Earlier
10/26/2015 - Daring Rescue of 18-Month-Old Syrian Refugee Caught On Film
10/26/2015 - A Day in the Life of a Teen Mom in Feminist Utopia
10/26/2015 - Do Any of the Republicans Running for President Actually Want to Win?
10/26/2015 - Start Your Week With Some Outdated Beauty Advice
10/26/2015 - Just Like All Your Proselytizing Friends, Medical Experts Wonder Why You Haven't Gotten an IUD Yet
10/26/2015 - How Sexism in the Church Almost Ruined My Life
Jem and the Holograms
's Box Office Performance Was Truly, Truly, Truly Outrageously Bad
10/26/2015 - Prince Joins Instagram, Gives Life Advice On Gambling, Colds and Desserts
10/26/2015 - Tori Amos's
The Light Princess
Gets a Soundtrack & It's as Good as You'd Hoped
10/26/2015 - More of the World's Worst Restaurant Customers, Part 2
10/26/2015 - Weep for the Upper East Side Couple Who Agreed to Pay $42,000 to Get a Carpet Cleaned
10/26/2015 - Watch Two Drone Guys Achieve the Rare
Sweep With Terrifying Device Called 'PhoneDrone'
10/26/2015 - Impoverished Urchin Donald Trump Once Accepted a 'Small Loan of a Million Dollars' From His Daddy
The Walking Dead
: A Requiem for [Latest Dead Character]
10/26/2015 - Jimmy Fallon Injured His Remaining Good Hand After Falling With a Bottle of Jägermeister
10/26/2015 - Report: Marco Rubio Advisor Pushed Nikki Haley Affair Smear
10/26/2015 - Brace For Emails From Your Mom About Carcinogenic Bacon
10/25/2015 - Ryan Adams Compares Taylor Swift To Shakespeare
10/25/2015 - The Best Comments From The Day The iPod Was Released, 14 Years Ago This Week
10/25/2015 - Sex With Robots Is Illegal In Malaysia, Apparently
10/25/2015 - Hotel That Inspired
May Become World's First Horror Museum
10/25/2015 - Kim Kardashian Had a
Troop Beverly Hills
-Themed Baby Shower
10/25/2015 - Controversy Over New
Film 'Bummed Out' Kristen Wiig
10/25/2015 - Ben Carson Has Now Compared Abortion to Slavery
10/25/2015 - Target Ad Features Child With Disabilities Modeling As
10/25/2015 - Beyoncé Looks Perfect Dressed as
10/25/2015 - Germaine Greer Says Caitlyn Jenner, Transgender Women Are Not 'Real Women'
10/25/2015 - Don't Speak: Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale Have Reportedly Settled Their Divorce
10/25/2015 - Pro-Immigration Protester Kicked, Dragged Out of Trump Rally
10/25/2015 - Those Rihanna and Jay Z Relationship Rumors Were Fake as Hell
10/24/2015 - Saturday Evening Social: Sherlock Holmes Returns To Us
10/24/2015 - Katy Perry Runs Hillary Clinton's Instagram Account for the Day
10/24/2015 - Car Crashes Into Oklahoma State University's Homecoming Parade, 3 Dead
10/24/2015 - Hollywood Actress Maureen O' Hara Dies At Age 95
10/24/2015 - There's No Need to Get Sentimental About
10/24/2015 - Jake Bailey, Makeup Artist for Katy Perry and Others, Found Dead in His Home
10/24/2015 - Barack Obama Does a Pretty Good 'Grumpy Cat'
10/24/2015 - Missouri's House Speaker Would Really Like Congressmen to Stop Sexually Harassing Interns
10/24/2015 - Lamar Odom Remains in Critical Condition, Suffered Strokes That Affected His Ability to Walk
10/23/2015 - Product Test Finds Foreign Meats and Human DNA in a Whole Bunch of Hot Dogs
10/23/2015 - Allow Neil deGrasse Tyson to Scare You With Terrifying Hurricane Facts
10/23/2015 - This 38-Pound Fat Cat Is Doing Fine Now
10/23/2015 - China Agrees to Ban Domestic Ivory Trade
10/23/2015 - Woman Fights Off Rape, Murder By Biting Off Her Attacker's Tongue and Fleeing
10/23/2015 - The Benghazi Hearing Has Jumpstarted Hillary Clinton's Campaign Donations
10/23/2015 - I Wish Anthony Mackie Would Mackie Less
10/23/2015 - Tumblr Gives Birth to ‘Poot Lovato,’ Demi Lovato’s Imaginary Twin Sister
10/23/2015 - Calling It: Justin Bieber Has Released the Three Best Singles of 2015
10/23/2015 - So What's Everyone Wearing to Rand Paul's Halloween Party?
10/23/2015 - These Topical Political Halloween Costumes Will Make You the Commander in Chief of Every Party
10/23/2015 - How to Make the Graveyard Tryst, a Gin Cocktail That Will Awaken the Spirits
10/23/2015 - 'I Saw a Cow Chained to a Fence': Surprisingly Grim Yelp Reviews of Pumpkin Patches
10/23/2015 - Woman Who Gave Birth on Plane Allegedly Deported, May Owe Airline $33,000
10/23/2015 - This 'Side Chick' Anthem Is Confusing and Mesmerizing
10/23/2015 - Lime Crime Founder Claims Their Website Is Safe, Shuts Down Her 'Bullies'
10/23/2015 - Could the Rich and Famous Game the Kidney Transplant List? That's Complicated.
10/23/2015 - How the Inventions of the 19th Century Brought People Closer to Talking with the Dead
10/23/2015 - Now Texas Is Subpoenaing the Records of Abortion Patients Who Donated Fetal Tissue
10/23/2015 - Want Your Marriage to Last Forever? Say 'Thank You' More Often
10/23/2015 - Here's the Best Classic Red Lip Stain that Stays On Forever
10/23/2015 - 40 Years Ago, Iceland's Women Decided They Had Had Enough
Is a Breathlessly Written, Mostly Unbelievable Showcase for Aaron Sorkin
10/23/2015 - Veil Yeah: My Obsession With a Contentious Swath of Tulle
10/23/2015 - I Asked Iyanla Vanzant to Fix My Life
10/23/2015 - Thinx Underwear and the MTA May Have Called a Truce Over the Word 'Period'
10/23/2015 - Ty Dolla $ign & Babyface Get Too Real With Acoustic Guitars in 'Solid' Video
10/23/2015 - Lincoln Chafee Drops Out of Presidential Race, Announcer Gets His Name Wrong
10/23/2015 - Deep Cuts: What's a Gaukur?
10/23/2015 - Watch Aziz Ansari Buy Plan B in the
Master of None
10/23/2015 - Why Angry Old Men Calling a Meeting to Yell at a Woman Is Always a Spectacular Failure
10/23/2015 - Ebola Quarantined Nurse Chris Christie Dared to Sue Him Is Suing Him
10/23/2015 - Russell Simmons' RushCard Is Being Investigated Over Missing Money
10/23/2015 - Watch These Beavers Parachuting Into Rural Idaho
10/23/2015 - Nuns: It Would Be a 'Sin' to Sell Katy Perry Convent That Once Housed Priests Accused of Molestation
10/23/2015 - Kylie Jenner Is Trying to Make 'Hair Tattoos' Happen
10/23/2015 - Jeb Bush Super PAC Releases an Ad That Makes Jeb Bush Look Like Kind of a Dick
10/23/2015 - Adele Drops New Single 'Hello,' Complete With Moody Video
10/22/2015 - Three Days After Cutting Planned Parenthood's Funding, Texas Raids Clinics
Saturday Night Live
's Sasheer Zamata Explains Privilege to a Bro
10/22/2015 - Report: Gloria Darden, Mother of Freddie Grey, Attempted Suicide
10/22/2015 - Who's Gonna Die This Week?: Here Is Your Shondaland Open Thread
10/22/2015 - Look At This Very Chill Picture Of Ronan Farrow and Hillary Clinton
10/22/2015 - Dog Proves Fall Is Beautiful
10/22/2015 - Jewel Continues to Discuss the Relationship She Had with Sean Penn in the '90s
10/22/2015 - Cheese Is Addictive Like Drugs So I Guess I'm a Junkie
10/22/2015 - After Just Over a Year, Kate Lanphear Leaves 'Relaunched' Lad Rag
10/22/2015 - Bryce Dallas Howard Will Not Be Running in Heels in
Jurassic World 2
10/22/2015 - Former Subway Spokesman Jared Fogle Pays Out $1.4 Million in Restitution to Victims
10/22/2015 - How to Talk to Your Partner About Justin Bieber's New Song 'Sorry'
10/22/2015 - College Women in India Protest Delhi University's 8 PM Curfew for Female Students
10/22/2015 - Applebee's Didn't Pay An Autistic Prep Cook For An Entire Year
10/22/2015 - Meet the Badass Mother-Daughter Duo Who Conquered the Pony Express Trail
10/22/2015 - Paul Ryan Is Not a Feminist Hero Dad
10/22/2015 - Olympian Gus Kenworthy Comes Out, Skiing Now Gayer
10/22/2015 - This
Real Housewives of Orange County
Interview Is Bizarre and Completely Insane
10/22/2015 - The Greatest Halloween Costume in History: Pissy Candelabra
10/22/2015 - Don't Create a New Surname With Your Spouse Unless You're Ready to Piss People Off
10/22/2015 - Thrift Diaries: The Next Generation, Part One
Tries Hard, But It's No
10/22/2015 - Y/N: Will Iggy Azalea Ever Have a Good Rap Verse?
10/22/2015 - Those Idiotic 'Sexy' Viral Halloween Costumes Are Just a Marketing Scheme
10/22/2015 - Raf Simons Is Leaving Dior
10/22/2015 - Kentucky Frat Boys Use Powers for Good, Make 37 Children's Taylor Swift Dreams Come True
10/22/2015 - Jamie Lynn Spears Is Now a Hit Songwriter Thanks to Horrifying Country Single 'I Got the Boy'
10/22/2015 - Ho Ho Ho, Ya Haters and Losers!
Back to the Future
Writer Pursuing Legal Action Against Carly Fiorina PAC for Campaign Video
10/22/2015 - Why Smutty Frat Banners Are a Blessing to Women
Introduces First Muppet With Autism
10/22/2015 - Finally, Angela Bassett Is Here to Save
American Horror Story: Hotel
10/22/2015 - Plane Crash Survivor Harrison Ford Is Now Crashing Weddings
10/22/2015 - Laverne Cox Will Step into Frank-N-Furter's Fishnets for Fox's
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
10/22/2015 - Bride With Pristine Hymen Gives Dad a Certificate of Her Virginity
10/22/2015 - Hold Onto Your Butts: The #BENGHAZI Hearing Is Today!
10/22/2015 - Abortion Clinic Protesters Complain Pro-Choice Counter Protest Makes Them Feel Unsafe
10/22/2015 - Ibiza Ravers to Be Oppressed by 6:30 AM Club Closing Time [Updated]
10/22/2015 - Khloé Skipped Kim’s Weird and Terrible 'Pregnant Birthday' Party to Be With Lamar
10/22/2015 - An Interview with
Stylist Paolo Nieddu On Evolving the Lyon Family Wardrobe
Suggests More Conditions for a Paul Ryan Speakership: Segways, Sephora
10/21/2015 - Marijuana Use in America Has More Than Doubled Over the Last Decade
10/21/2015 - Jeb Bush Isn't Afraid to Speak the Truth: Supergirl Is 'Pretty Hot'
10/21/2015 - Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Odom Aren't Getting Divorced After All
10/21/2015 - Director Cary Fukunaga Totally Down to Helm a Rom-Com or a Porno
10/21/2015 - Superb Human Jeremy Renner Cannot Be Bothered to Fight For Equal Pay
10/21/2015 - Chris Rock Will Try to Make the Oscars Interesting Again
10/21/2015 - The Weeknd Remembers the Time Taylor Swift Pet His Hair: 'She Was Just Drawn to It'
10/21/2015 - 'Period' Is Too Much for Subway Ads, Says MTA, But Cleavage-Heavy Implant Ads Are A-OK
10/21/2015 - Ohio Senate Votes to Defund Planned Parenthood
10/21/2015 - Ex-Marlborough School Teacher Sentenced to Year in Jail for Sexually Abusing Students
10/21/2015 - Is Today's Hookup Bonanza So Different Than 1950s Sex?
10/21/2015 - Man Leaps Onto a Rescue Ship Over Stormy Seas With a Cat Tucked Into His Sweater
10/21/2015 - Purple Goes With Your Pink Ribbon: Domestic Violence Is a Women's Health Issue
10/21/2015 - Nine Far Right Dipshits Could Stop Paul Ryan From Being Elected House Speaker
10/21/2015 - In Which We Learn What the Hell a Sunchoke Is
10/21/2015 - ALERT ALERT: Bill Murray and Jenny Lewis Might Be Dating
10/21/2015 - Fantasy Kardashian-Jenner League Week 3: Staying Strong for Lamar
10/21/2015 - Only 10 Big-Money Donors Gave to Lincoln Chafee's Presidential Campaign :( [Updated]
10/21/2015 - This Week In Tabloids:
Is the Most Important Magazine on Newsstands Right Now
10/21/2015 - Wedding Crasher Bites Cop, Dog After Police Are Called to Remove Him
10/21/2015 - Amber Rose Reworks Her Own Narrative
10/21/2015 - Death Penalty Enthusiast Antonin Scalia Wouldn't Be Surprised If It Were Abolished
10/21/2015 - Beyoncé to Her Handsy, Well-Meaning Assistant: 'Stop It :)'
10/21/2015 - The Kidz Bop Is All Right: A Night Alone With America's Shrillest Pop Franchise
10/21/2015 - Adele Reveals New Album Title, Details in Rambling Open Letter to True Believers
10/21/2015 - Ole Miss Students Vote to Remove State Flag From Campus Because of Its Confederate Symbolism
10/21/2015 - Copy of Rare 17th Century Bible Encouraging Adultery Could Be Yours For $25,000 or So
10/21/2015 - Joe Biden: I'm Not Running for President, OK?
10/21/2015 - What's Up With Free Radicals?
10/21/2015 - Liam Neeson Narrated a Pro-Choice Ad for Amnesty International and People Are Maaaaaad
10/21/2015 - Instagram Account Chronicles One Woman's Decade Of Internet Harassment And Abuse
10/21/2015 - Secrets, Lesbians & Bloodshed: A
10/21/2015 - It's 2015 and Simple Plan Just Released a Song With Nelly
10/21/2015 - Paul Ryan, Opponent of Paid Family Leave, Demands Congress Respect His Need for Family Time
10/21/2015 - Owen Labrie's 'Senior Salute' May Land Him on Sex Offender Registry For Life
10/21/2015 - Tidal X: A 'Concert'? Or a Meeting of Illuminati Minds?
10/21/2015 - Beyoncé’s Dad Claims She’s Older Than Any of Us Could Ever Imagine
10/21/2015 - American Cancer Society Dials Back the Number of Mammograms It Recommends
10/20/2015 - Hungarian Camerawoman Who Kicked Refugees Will Sue One of the Refugees She Kicked
10/20/2015 - Martese Johnson, UVA Student Beaten by Police, Files Lawsuit Against State Agency
10/20/2015 - Paul Ryan Will Run for Speaker if He's Sure He'll Win
10/20/2015 - DIFFERENT PLACES: Charlize Theron Almost Played Nomi Malone in
10/20/2015 - Kevin Hart Threw a Cellphone At Someone But It's Fine Because He's Little
10/20/2015 - Whirr Dropped From Record Labels After Tweeting Transphobic Rant
10/20/2015 - Whooping Cough Is Still Roaming Brooklyn's Orthodox Jewish Community
10/20/2015 - Rashida Jones, Singer, Sounds Pretty Damn Great On New Throwback Dance Jam
10/20/2015 - Amber Rose Is Pissed at
for 'Negative' Profile That References Kanye, Wiz Khalifa
Runs Story Suggesting Transgender Teen Didn’t Fairly Win Homecoming Queen
10/20/2015 - Check Out 'Pricasso,' a Dude Who Makes Beautiful Masterpieces With His Talented Schlong
10/20/2015 - Kim Davis's Emails Show Most Kentucky Clerks Want Different Marriage Licenses for LGBT Couples
10/20/2015 - Richard Cohen Wrote a Gloriously Stupid Op-Ed About Tipping
10/20/2015 - Happy 20th Anniversary to
Now and Then
and Your Devon Sawa Wet Dreams
10/20/2015 - Gaze Into the Polyester Soul of the '70s, Via the Fall/Winter 1977 JC Penney Catalog
10/20/2015 - Walmart, Coca-Cola, and More Pledge to Fight Climate Change
10/20/2015 - The Judds Reunite in Vegas For Nine Nights of Music, Tears, and Tons of Fucking Sequins
10/20/2015 - How to Send Your Daughter to a Time-Out...in the Patriarchy!
10/20/2015 - Lupita Nyong'o Brings Her Majesty to Broadway in
10/20/2015 - Hell Candy Face-Off: Pumpkin Spice Latte M&Ms Versus the Dreaded Dutch Ficorice
10/20/2015 - Fun-Ruining Senator Chuck Schumer Reminds Us That Children's Halloween Makeup May Contain 'Toxic Chinese Chemicals'
10/20/2015 - Protect Your Heart: Adele Is Back, Reportedly Books
10/20/2015 - Here's What a Simple $31 Million Wedding Looks Like
10/20/2015 - Guitar-Toting Dad Martin O'Malley Probably Should Not Have Sung
10/20/2015 - How to Look Beautiful While Running a Marathon
10/20/2015 - Zooey Deschanel Names Her Daughter 'Elsie Otter,' Remains Extremely On Brand
10/20/2015 - Overwhelming Democratic Favorite Jim Webb to Drop Out of Race, No, How Could This Happen
10/20/2015 - Ahmed Mohamed Finally Met President Obama
10/20/2015 - Canadians Elect Guy Named Justin as Their Leader
10/20/2015 - Babyist Bradley Cooper SLAMS Plastic Baby Co-Star. When Will It End?
10/20/2015 - Sex on a Plane: Tips for Joining the Mile High Club
10/20/2015 - Men: Having Opinions About Your Wedding Does Not Make You a Groomzilla
10/20/2015 - Rejected Titles for Carrie Underwood's New Single 'What I Never Knew I Always Wanted'
10/20/2015 - Khloe Kardashian and James Harden Are Taking a Break For Obvious Reasons
10/20/2015 - Drake Is Not Only Ripping Off D.R.A.M. on 'Hotline Bling' But Gaslighting Him About It
10/20/2015 - Maine Landlord Insists Signs Referring to Asian Mayoral Candidate as 'Ho Chi Chin' Are Not Racist
10/20/2015 - Sad
Dancing With The Stars
Diaries: What Is Olivia Newton-John Even Doing Here?
10/20/2015 - Lauren Graham and Mae Whitman Are Working on an Adaptation of
The Royal We
10/20/2015 - Drake Is the Biggest Dork in Hip Hop and He Knows It
10/19/2015 - Ohio Will Postpone All Executions Until January 2017
10/19/2015 - Rosie O'Donnell Talks Openly About Her Sadness Over Estranged Daughter
10/19/2015 - A
Revival Is Coming To Send You Into Nostalgic Raptures
10/19/2015 - Justin Bieber Doesn't Mind When His Dad Makes 'Proud Daddy' Comments About His Dong
10/19/2015 - Hugh Jackman Considers Cheating
10/19/2015 - Despite Ben Affleck,
Finding Your Roots
Is Finally Back
10/19/2015 - HBO: Naming
's Latest Episode 'Hot Ghetto Mess' Was a 'Production Mistake'
10/19/2015 - The
Movie Is Finally Filming: Here's Photographic Proof
10/19/2015 - Man Calls TV Station, Admits to 33-Year-Old Unsolved Murder
10/19/2015 - Add
to Your Checklist of TV Shows Depicting Actual Rape
10/19/2015 - Chill, These 'New' Kanye West Songs Aren't New
10/19/2015 - Watch Kendall Whip. Watch Kendall Dance in Balmain's H&M Ad
10/19/2015 - Texas Cuts Planned Parenthood Out of Medicaid Program Over Sting Videos
10/19/2015 - Gwen Stefani Shatters Her Mild
Persona with Dynamite Live Set
10/19/2015 - Before Google, There Was the Patient, Long-Suffering Staff of the New York Public Library
10/19/2015 - Concerned Mom Would Like You to Know the Dangers of Leading Brand Orange Juice
10/19/2015 - Republican Candidates, Ranked By Who God Loves Most
10/19/2015 - Millennials and Boomers Are Competing to Ruin an Urban Real Estate Market Near You
10/19/2015 - Former Yo-Yo Dieter Oprah Winfrey Bought a Piece of Weight Watchers
10/19/2015 - NBC Was Just Kidding About Severing Ties With Trump, Welcomes Their Good Boy Back
10/19/2015 - Adorable Girl Sings Fetty Wap's '679' at Tearful Toilet Funeral for Her Goldfish
10/19/2015 - Bernie Sanders Helpfully Clarifies His Underpants Situation
10/19/2015 - 'I Cried for Weeks': Volunteering With ISIS Escapees in Kurdistan
10/19/2015 - Watch Eddie Murphy Bring Back His Bill Cosby Impression for a Lukewarm Joke
10/19/2015 - Hey, Quick Question: What Should Donald Trump's Secret Service Code Name Be?
10/19/2015 - Congratulations to the Future Child of Terry Richardson
10/19/2015 - Dr. Dre's $1,870 Per Week Housekeeper Sues for Wrongful Termination
10/19/2015 - Which Beauty Treatments Do You 'Believe In?'
10/19/2015 - Surviving
The Walking Dead
: The Return of Killer Carol
10/19/2015 - Thousands of Financially Vulnerable People Using Russell Simmons's Rushcard Just Got Screwed
10/19/2015 - Effie Brown Schools
in Episode Inexplicably Titled ‘Hot Ghetto Mess'
10/19/2015 - Jilted Bride's Family Hosts Wedding Feast for the Homeless
10/19/2015 - More Stories of the World's Worst Restaurant Customers
10/19/2015 - With Acquisition of Hello Giggles and Rumors About xoJane, Time Inc. Is Going After Young Women
10/19/2015 - Amy Schumer's Nice HBO Special Rescued by Wacko Dickplay & the 'Abraham Lincoln'
10/19/2015 - Hillary Clinton Literally LOLs When Asked About Her Damn Emails
10/19/2015 - Wesleyan Student Government Retaliates for Dumb Op-Ed By Dramatically Slashing Newspaper Funding
10/19/2015 - 26 Years After Divorcing, Tabloids Report Sean Penn and Madonna Are Hooking Up Again
10/19/2015 - Here's Your Last-Minute Guide to the Canadian Election, Courtesy of
Last Week Tonight
is a Horror Film About Growing Up
10/19/2015 - Dejah Joyner, 12, Killed In Her Living Room By Stray Bullet
10/18/2015 - Holy Shit,
10/18/2015 - Pet Matchmaking Site Uses Algorithm to Match Users to Their Dream Dogs
10/18/2015 - Miley Cyrus Wears Jewish-Themed Leotard at James Franco’s Bar Mitzvah
10/18/2015 - Maryland Becomes Third State to Recall Confederate Flag License Plates
10/18/2015 - Controversial
Cover Raises Questions About
10/18/2015 - More Americans Are Using Facebook to Come Out Each Year
10/18/2015 - Is it Normal to Feel Sad After Sex?
10/18/2015 - Chrissy Teigen Shares Pregnancy Photo, Internet Lectures Her About Her Body
10/18/2015 - Hillary Clinton Calls Alabama's Voting Laws a 'Blast From the Jim Crow Past'
10/18/2015 - Here's Gwen Stefani's So-Called Divorce Song, 'Used To Love You'
10/18/2015 - On
, Tracy Morgan Recreates
and Larry David Does a Perfect Bernie Sanders Impression
10/18/2015 - Lamar Odom Is 'More Responsive,' Khloe Kardashian 'Hasn't Left His Side'
10/17/2015 - Saturday Night Social: Brought to You By Justin Theroux's Hoop Earring
10/17/2015 - Mommy Blogger Accused of Injecting 9-Year-Old Daughter With Urine
10/17/2015 - Soap Opera-Like Love Triangle Results in Double Murder
10/17/2015 - Bradley Cooper Will Team Up With His Female Co-Stars to Negotiate Pay
10/17/2015 - Your Relationship Will Change. Here's What to Expect.
10/17/2015 - Marine Corps Study on Women in Combat 'Flawed' and Incomplete
10/17/2015 - We Could Be Buying Lab-Grown Meat As Soon As Five Years From Now
10/17/2015 - According to Men on Fox News, the DNC Is an 'Estrogen Cabal'
10/17/2015 - Uber Driver Threatened to Rape and Kill San Francisco Passenger
10/17/2015 - Judge Rules That Texas Can Deny Birth Certificates to Immigrants' Children
10/17/2015 - Bieber's Mad About the Nude Photos, Still Wants You to Know There Was 'Shrinkage'
10/17/2015 - Calm the Hell Down About That Gray McDonald's Burger Bun
10/16/2015 - Friday Night Open Thread: Jam Session Edition
10/16/2015 - Governors Ball Organizers Have Started a Petition to Veto Coachella in NYC
10/16/2015 - Ariana Grande Runs Out Of Things to Tweet, Keeps Tweeting Anyway
10/16/2015 - Santa Claus Is Now a City Council Member in North Pole
10/16/2015 - A Grace Coddington Biopic Is Finally Coming
10/16/2015 - This Chicken Can Tweet Better Than Most People
10/16/2015 - Couple Refuses to Go to Jail Until Police Let Them Smash Just One Last Time
10/16/2015 - Women In Hollywood: Uh, Actually, We've Always Been Paid a Fraction of What Men Make
10/16/2015 - Somebody Keeps Leaking Lamar Updates to E! and I Have No Clue Who It Could Possibly Be
10/16/2015 - Forever 21 Is the Latest Retailer to Be Sued for Utilizing Controversial On-Call Shifts
10/16/2015 - An Interview With Ibeyi: They're Just Like Us, But Parisian, Funnier, and Way Cooler
10/16/2015 - Scott Walker's Campaign Spent More Money Every Day Than I've Seen In My Life
10/16/2015 - Watch Amy Schumer Explain Why Being In Love in Your 20s Is Stupid
10/16/2015 - In Honor of Angela Lansbury's 90th Birthday, Here Are 90 Photos of Angela Lansbury
10/16/2015 - Drunk Iowa Woman Calls 911, Says She's Olivia Pope, Informs Police Cyrus Is Up to No Good
10/16/2015 - You Probably Do Have a 'Type,' But That's Not An Excuse to Be Narrow-Minded
10/16/2015 - Kathie Durst's Family to Pursue Wrongful Death Suit Against Robert Durst
Is Worth Seeing Mostly Because of Cate Blanchett's Fiction (and Wig)
10/16/2015 - Doctor on Flight Home From Honeymoon Delivers Surprise Baby in the Air
10/16/2015 - Here Is the Best Melting Cleanser For People Who Hate Make-up Remover
10/16/2015 - OK, Will Smith, You Are An Honorary Latino
10/16/2015 - How to Make the Dark Incantation, a Cinnamon-Bourbon Brew for Your Best Witches
Wheel of Fortune
Contestant Fails at Seeing Words
10/16/2015 - The Un-American History of Women on Money
10/16/2015 - Deep Cuts: So Long, Summer Fashions
10/16/2015 - Chinese Media: Thieves Tried to Steal Dead Woman from Tomb to Be Used as 'Ghost Bride'
10/16/2015 - Ryan Seacrest Is Developing
Series for CBS, God Help Us
10/16/2015 - Guillermo del Toro Talks
the Gothic, and the Girl As Rescuer
10/16/2015 - Former
Producer Sues Rosie O'Donnell for Being a 'Bully,' Getting Her Fired
10/16/2015 - Your Next President Donald Trump Is Being Denied His God-Given Secret Service Security Detail
10/16/2015 - Erin Andrews Seeks $75 Million in Damages in Hotel Peeping Tom Lawsuit
10/16/2015 - Miguel on Donald Trump: Let's Not Be 'Fucking Ignorant'
10/16/2015 - Lamar Odom 'On His Last Leg' As Khloe Prepares 'For the Worst'
10/16/2015 - Today's Best Band You've Never Heard Of: Listen to 'Princes' by Oscar and the Wolf
10/16/2015 - Karl Rove Loves Calling Bernie Sanders an 'Elderly, Dyspeptic Bilbo Baggins'
10/16/2015 - Bill Cosby Loses Three More Honorary Degrees
10/16/2015 - Jessica Chastain Can Talk to Ghosts, Which Shouldn’t Surprise Anyone
10/15/2015 - Let's Watch Koko the Gorilla Play With a Tiny Kitten
10/15/2015 - Baby Who Died After Being Thrown From Window Is Third One in Three Months
10/15/2015 - HBO Issues Series Order for Issa Rae Comedy
10/15/2015 - Target Store Accidentally Plays Porn Audio Over PA System
10/15/2015 - Aaron Paul Is Really Gunning for a New Bromance
10/15/2015 - In Great Decision for Everyone But That Bulldog, NYC Taxis Will Start Replacing Taxi TVs
10/15/2015 - Utah Sixth Graders to Be Taught Earth's Climate Maintains a 'Relatively Constant Temperature'
10/15/2015 - Lucky Charms Cereal Is Bad
10/15/2015 - Frequent Fox News Guest Arrested For Totally Inventing CIA Past
10/15/2015 - Here's What Donald Trump Should Demand in the Next Debate
10/15/2015 - How Can We Make Casual Sex Better For Women?
10/15/2015 - Bernie Sanders Reaches Peak Bernie Sanders in Incredibly Charming
10/15/2015 - Judy Collins Wants Everyone to Know Her Friend Joni Mitchell Is Doing Just Fine
Publishes Flattering Profile of Man Behind Planned Parenthood Sting Videos
10/15/2015 - Chairlift's Back and Conjuring Beyoncé, Lady Sovereign, ASMR
10/15/2015 - Swedish Royals Whose Names You Keep Forgetting Are Pregnant
10/15/2015 - In the Trailer for
, a Nanny Is Hired to Babysit a Terrifying Life-Size Porcelain Doll
10/15/2015 - Marine Unit Investigating Gender Integration Discovered Multiple Cases of Sexual Assault
10/15/2015 - Male Celebrities Who Give the Best Head
10/15/2015 - Every Time Barack Obama Crashes a Wedding, an Angel Gets His Wings
10/15/2015 - Y/N: Nick Jonas Looks Extremely 'Would U?' In His 'Area Code' Video
10/15/2015 - The Best Netflix Movies Featuring a Strong Male Lead
10/15/2015 - Ben Carson's Campaign Has Basically Been One Long, Stupid Book Tour
10/15/2015 - Shake Shack Founder Danny Meyer Is Eliminating Tipping From All His Restaurants
10/15/2015 - Woman Allegedly Murdered 42 Years Ago Is Found Alive, Doing Better Than Most Corpses
10/15/2015 - Passengers Boo Flight Crew as Crying Woman Is Kicked Off Airplane
10/15/2015 - You Leave That Nice Man Alone, Wolf Blitzer!
10/15/2015 - How The Black Dot Campaign Grew Into A Dangerous Viral Hoax
10/15/2015 - Ex-House Speaker Dennis Hastert to Plead Guilty to Charges He Paid Hush Money to Sex Abuse Victim
10/15/2015 - Katy Perry's Performances With Christian Rap-Rockers P.O.D. Have Finally Been Unearthed For Your Cringing Pleasure
American Horror Story: Hotel
Introduces Its H.H. Holmes-Inspired Serial Killer
10/15/2015 - Five Excerpts From This Year's Most Award-Winning Books
10/15/2015 - Georgia Tech Frat Suspended for Yelling Racial Slurs at Black Student
10/15/2015 - Parole Board Grants Oscar Pistorius' Request for House Arrest
10/15/2015 - Church Protests That Bike Lane Would Impede Their Free Practice of Religion
10/15/2015 - Details of Lamar Odom's Downward Spiral Getting Grimmer By the Day
10/15/2015 - Designer Kate Hawley Talks The Menacing Beauty of
's Victorian Costumes
10/15/2015 - Watch Bernie Sanders Try To Nae Nae His Way To the Hearts of the Youth of America
10/15/2015 - North Korea Reportedly Bans Doctors from Performing Abortions, Implanting IUDs
My Best Friend's Wedding
Is Being Remade Into a Series for ABC
10/14/2015 - YouTube Star Pulls Prank On Girlfriend, Makes Her Think Their Son Exploded
10/14/2015 - Woman Donald Trump Would Date If She Wasn't His Daughter Says He'd Be 'Amazing for Women'
10/14/2015 - Woman Arrested After Trashing Entire Subway Restaurant While Naked
10/14/2015 - Hide Your Assets Like No One's Watching:
' Abby Lee Miller Gets Indicted on Fraud Charges
10/14/2015 - Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman Are Perfect and Can Never Go Away
10/14/2015 - Cat Rudely Ignores Cat Door, Uses Doorknob Instead
10/14/2015 - Watch the Trailer for
, a Scary Movie About Cyber Bullying
10/14/2015 - This Meerkat Expert Is in the Dog House For Going Apeshit on a Monkey Handler
10/14/2015 - Heidi & Spencer Pratt Are Still in Love, Still Hate LC, and Actually Frame Their Tabloid Covers
10/14/2015 - Would You Have Sex With Martin O'Malley?
10/14/2015 - Don't Forget to Smize:
America's Next Top Model
Has Finally Been Canceled
10/14/2015 - Listen to This MØ x Diplo Track 'Kamikaze' Now or Just 1000 Times Later When It's Everywhere
10/14/2015 - The Honey Glazed Salmon Experiment
10/14/2015 - What Would Happen If We Put Lincoln Chafee's Hair On Different Autumnal Objects?
10/14/2015 - Airbnb Holds Creepy Contest to Sleep Overnight With Skeletons in the Paris Catacombs
10/14/2015 - Jennifer Lawrence Shouldn’t Blame Herself For Her Industry’s Pay Inequality
10/14/2015 - This Week in Tabloids: Kim Kardashian and Kate Middleton Hate Each Other, Which Makes Sense
10/14/2015 - This Bear's Gon' Learn Today
10/14/2015 - The Cheesy Promo Photos for
The Wiz Live!
10/14/2015 - Bridal Designers Think You Should Look a Little More Naked
10/14/2015 - Happy 10th Anniversary to
, the Worst Movie Ever
10/14/2015 - Florida Man Arrested for DUI While in Electric Wheelchair
10/14/2015 - I Was Asked to Leave a Women's Empowerment Seminar for Bringing My Baby Girl
10/14/2015 - Thrift Diaries, Part Three: Return of the Thrifter
10/14/2015 - Hell Yes: The DeBoer/Chait Dudefight We've All Been Waiting For
10/14/2015 - How Fair Is It to Link
Keeping Up with the Kardashians
to Lamar Odom's Crisis?
10/14/2015 - Paramedic Bride Delays Wedding Reception to Rush to Scene of Family's Car Crash
10/14/2015 - There's No Point in Dating if You're Going to Lie
10/14/2015 - Oxford University Student Activist Resigns After Sexual Assault Confession
10/14/2015 - It's Not Just Baby Boomers Who Looove TV Shows About the Second Wave
10/14/2015 - In Classic Ryan Murphy Fashion,
Loses Sight of Itself
10/14/2015 - A Miley Cyrus Nude Concert Is the Most Miley Idea Ever
10/14/2015 - Idaho Anti-Abortioners Open Fake Clinic in Northern Ireland, Down the Street from the Only Real One
's Renee Elizabeth Goldsberry Reps Great Women of History In BET Freestyle Cypher
10/14/2015 - Celebrated Astronomer at UC Berkeley Sexually Harasses Students for Years, Receives Light Warning
10/14/2015 - Lamar Odom Found Unconscious in Nevada Brothel, and Khloe Is ‘Inconsolable’
10/14/2015 - Missouri Republican In Hot Water After Tweeting About Sorority Sisters' 'VNB's' (Very Nice Butts)
10/14/2015 - Rand Paul's All-Day Livestream Drained My Life Force
10/14/2015 - The
Explains How the Speaker of the House Race Is Just Like
10/14/2015 - Mike Huckabee Will Not Be Apologizing for That Racist Tweet, Why Do You Ask
Is Getting Rebooted With a Female Lead
10/13/2015 - Samantha Bee On the
Photo Shoot She Was Excluded From
10/13/2015 - Tearin' Up My Vote: Jezebel Liveblogs the Democratic Debate
10/13/2015 - Whoopi Goldberg Wasn't Sure What Viola Davis Was Getting at With Her Moving Emmy Speech
10/13/2015 - Church Group Gives Pizza Delivery Driver $1000 Tip
10/13/2015 - Your Unrefrigerated Caramel Apple May Be Trying to Kill You With Listeria
10/13/2015 - Martha Stewart's Spell Check Does Not Give Her the Respect She Deserves
10/13/2015 - Marlon James Is the First Jamaican Novelist to Win the Man Booker Prize
10/13/2015 - Will the Thieves Who Stole 226 Pints Of Ice Cream Please Get In Touch?
10/13/2015 - Fantasy Kardashian-Jenner League Rankings, Week 2: Dark Horses Commence Running
10/13/2015 - Child Abuse Cases Linked to Witchcraft Claims Have Increased
10/13/2015 - Cheers to Ada Lovelace, Victorian Women-in-STEM Heroine
10/13/2015 - Yoko Ono: John Lennon Wanted to Sleep With Men
10/13/2015 - Hit Me Baby, One (Thousand) More Time(s): Join Jezebel As We Liveblog the First Democratic Debate
10/13/2015 - Is This the Best Way For a Celebrity to Announce a Divorce Or What?
10/13/2015 - An Alabama Walmart Unknowingly Stocked Lube For Gays Next to Their Guns
10/13/2015 - High School Turns Down Macklemore Visit, Surprisingly Not Because He's a Cheeseball
10/13/2015 - The Short Life of Maids' Honor Day
10/13/2015 - Matt Damon Is Mad at Effie Brown Over That Diversity Conversation on
10/13/2015 - Aide to Michigan Congressman Arrested for Beating Boyfriend With a Shovel
10/13/2015 - When Should Women Start Getting Mammograms, and Why Is It So Controversial to Ask?
10/13/2015 - I Figured Out My Halloween Costume
10/13/2015 - Kitchens Were Designed For Made-Up Women's Bodies
10/13/2015 - NO
10/13/2015 - Bro, Condé Nast Bought Pitchfork! This Is Fucked News For Us Men
10/13/2015 - Tracy Morgan Makes His Standup Comeback in NYC
10/13/2015 - Planned Parenthood Says It Will No Longer Receive Reimbursement for Fetal Tissue
10/13/2015 - 'Yolo' and 'Kayla' Included Among 2015-16 Winter Storm Names
10/13/2015 - A Field Guide to the Non-Hillary Clintons At Tonight's Democratic Debate
10/13/2015 - Sure Enough,
Law and Order: SVU
Is Doing a Duggar Episode
10/13/2015 - T.I.: 'Not to be Sexist But,' Women Are Too Emotional to Be President
10/13/2015 - The Rise and Fall of
, the Home Design Show That Ruled the World
10/13/2015 - Woman Sues 12-Year-Old Nephew For $127K Because His Aggressive Hug Led to a Broken Wrist
10/13/2015 - Sad
Dancing With The Stars
Diaries: Paula Deen Finally Gets to the Panty Flashing & Semen Jokes
10/13/2015 - Quentin Tarantino Feels Oppressed by 'Black Critics,' Should Sit the Hell Down
10/13/2015 - Charlize Theron Is Playing an Action Role Originally Meant for a Man
10/13/2015 - Amber Rose and Blac Chyna’s Reality Show Was Canceled Because Kim Kardashian Made a Phone Call
10/13/2015 - Hillary Clinton Stands Outside Donald Trump's Casino, Talks Trash About Donald Trump
10/13/2015 - Oregon Court Upholds Convictions of Couple Who Sought 'Faith Healing' Instead of Doctor for Baby
10/13/2015 - God Answers Prayer
10/12/2015 - Study Says People Who Take Coffee Black Have Psychopathic Tendencies
Loses the Playboy Within: The Magazine Will No Longer Feature Nudes
10/12/2015 - Chrissy Teigen and John Legend Are Going to Have a Baby
10/12/2015 - Qdoba Unveils 'the Quentessa,' a Hot, Imaginary Woman Who Loves Qdoba
10/12/2015 - Odd Couple Rihanna and Miranda July Love Each Other's Eyeballs
10/12/2015 - Iggy Azalea Has Nothing to Do With Rita Ora's Terrible Ideas, Ok?
10/12/2015 - Nothing Says 'I Love Me' More Than a Bedazzled Selfie Stick at Your Wedding
10/12/2015 - Pyro, Confetti and Deep Lust with BIGBANG, South Korea's Greatest Boy Band
10/12/2015 - Portrait of a Dingus as a Young Dingus
10/12/2015 - Sure Are A Lot of People Who Want to Dress Up Their Human Babies Like Cabbage Patch Dolls
10/12/2015 - Carly Fiorina Loses Poll Bump, Probably for Lying Her Head off About Planned Parenthood
10/12/2015 - Donald Trump Manages to Insult and Interrupt Multiple Audience Members During Speech
10/12/2015 - California Passes Law Banning Teams From Using 'Redskins' Mascot
10/12/2015 - Taking a Break to Be Friends Is the Most Baffling Activity Known to Humankind
10/12/2015 - Lion-Killing Dentist Won't Face Charges, Is 'Free to Visit Zimbabwe as a Tourist'
10/12/2015 - Confederate Group Objects to MLK Monument Because He's Not a 'Confederate Hero'
10/12/2015 - Watch First Lady Bess Truman Be Thwarted in Her Attempt to Christen an Airplane
10/12/2015 - Open Thread: Is It Ethical to Shop Columbus Day Sales?
10/12/2015 - Raven-Symoné Apologizes; Dad Confirms That 'She Says Some Dumb Shit'
10/12/2015 - Why Puff Daddy's 'Can’t Nobody Hold Me Down' Was the Most Important Rap Song of 1997
10/12/2015 - Is This Karl Lagerfeld's Bougiest Quote Ever or Nah?
10/12/2015 - Couple Compromises on Their Wedding, Gets Married During Chicago Marathon
10/12/2015 - Let Amy Poehler Inspire You With Her Cover of 'The Rose'
10/12/2015 - Thirsty-Ass CNN Has an Extra Debate Podium for Non-Candidate Joe Biden
10/12/2015 - Model's Black Market Butt Injections Leave Her Life and Career in Painful Shambles
10/12/2015 - Rashida Jones' New Show
with a Sense of Humor
10/12/2015 - Beauty Competitions of the 1930s Were All About Hot and Sexy Ankles
10/12/2015 - Notable Moments in White People Taking Credit For Discovering Things (Columbusing)
10/12/2015 - Parents Whose Children Were Murdered By Their Nanny Are Expecting a Baby
10/12/2015 - Woman Has Bad Idea
10/12/2015 - Say Farewell to Blake Lively's Preserve on This Columbus Day
The Unauthorized Melrose Place Story
Was Surprisingly Un-Scandalous
10/12/2015 - The NYC Housing Market Is Now So Bleak That People Would Happily Live in a Bar Bathroom
10/12/2015 - Restaurant Customers Who Ate Things Not Intended For Human Consumption
10/12/2015 - Surviving
The Walking Dead
Season 6 Premiere: Was It a Good Plan?
10/12/2015 - Quiz: Which Child Star Looks Like Kid Rock Now?
10/12/2015 - California Crisis Pregnancy Centers Sue Over Medical License, Abortion Disclosure Law
10/12/2015 - UT-Austin Students Protest Open Carry Law By Strapping Dildos to Their Bags
10/12/2015 - Report: Taylor Swift Broke Up With Calvin Harris Because He Got a Happy Ending at a Massage Parlor
10/12/2015 - Aerosmith to Donald Trump: You Can Dream On, But Don't Use Our Goddamn Song to Do It
10/12/2015 - Police: Do Not Ride Your 'Hoverboard' Around the Streets of London
10/11/2015 - Is Brie Larson the New, Lower-Key Jennifer Lawrence?
10/11/2015 - Scott Disick Is a Philandering Douchepacker in the Season Finale of
10/11/2015 - Ex-Pageant Queen Accused of Making and Distributing Child Porn
10/11/2015 - I Can't Stop Watching This Vine of FLOTUS Christening a Submarine
10/11/2015 - 29 of Bill Cosby's Accusers Met to Discuss Sexual Assault on
10/11/2015 - Katy Perry Set to Rally Supporters for Hillary Clinton
10/11/2015 - Go Ahead, New Moms: Be a Little Cliquey
10/11/2015 - Taylor Swift Is the Queen of Instagram
10/11/2015 - Donald Trump on Oregon Shooting: 'The Result Would've Been Better' if Somebody 'Had a Gun'
10/11/2015 - Amy Schumer Hosted
, Parodied Gun Enthusiasts and Planned Parenthood Videos
10/11/2015 - Kylie Jenner Keeps Tyga's Mug Shot Framed in Her Living Room
10/11/2015 - Watchdog Group With Nothing Better to Do Sues the FDA For Not Declaring Salt A Menace to Society
10/11/2015 - We've Apparently Lost Half the Fish in the Ocean in the Last 45 Years
10/10/2015 - Saturday Night Social: a Will Ferrell-Themed Bar Now Exists
10/10/2015 - Robbery Suspect Uses Uber to Make His Getaway
10/10/2015 - Obama Offers Advice to President Wannabe Kanye West
10/10/2015 - Merciless Judge Sentences Domestic Violence Victim for Not Testifying
10/10/2015 - What Does a 'Fake' Person Look Like, Really?
10/10/2015 - Claire McCaskill Successfully Baits Trolls With Cruella De Vil Costume
10/10/2015 - Nuns From Mother Teresa's Order Stop Adoptions Rather Than Work With Single, Divorced Parents
10/10/2015 - Los Angeles Is Very Unhappy That Porn Was Filmed at a Public High School
10/10/2015 - Shia LaBeouf Arrested for Being Shia LaBeouf
10/10/2015 - Hormel Creates Spam Snack Treats Because They Are the Devil
10/10/2015 - Man Escapes After Sexually Assaulting Woman, Stabbing Four People at Baltimore Restaurant
10/10/2015 - Terrible Chicago Bar Offering Free Beer When the Cardinals Homer Off the Cubs
Gets Called Out for Whitewashing
10/9/2015 - Channing Tatum Embraces His Block-Shaped Head
10/9/2015 - Please Don't Ask Natalie Dormer How It Feels to Look Like Kermit's New Pig Girlfriend
10/9/2015 - Target's Only Male Plus-Size Model Says His Wife Gave Him the Confidence to Take the Job
10/9/2015 - Captive Orca Breeding Banned at SeaWorld San Diego
10/9/2015 - Raven-Symoné Must Be Exiled
10/9/2015 - Jesus Fucking Christ, Ben Carson
10/9/2015 - Shade Court: This Is Goodbye
10/9/2015 - Stephenie Meyer Is Not Your Friend and You Shouldn't Buy Her Dumb New Gender-Swapped
10/9/2015 - What Publicity-Loving Ghost Hunters Looked Like in 1953
10/9/2015 - Shocker:
's Fave Teen Vixen Becky G Does Not Sweat in New Video About Sweating
10/9/2015 - Kelsey Grammer Declared His Anti-Abortion Views By Wearing an Ugly T-Shirt
10/9/2015 - Hey Dudes, Please Don't Talk to Me If I'm Reading a Book in Public
10/9/2015 - Mia Love Knows Exactly What Is Up
10/9/2015 - Saudi Employer Allegedly Cut Off Indian Domestic Maid's Arm After She Complained to Police About Abuse
10/9/2015 - Opportunistic Pizza Planters Are Ruining Pizza Rat
10/9/2015 - Here Is the Best Foundation for Celebrity-Perfect Skin
10/9/2015 - Here's the First Trailer for
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
10/9/2015 - Peeple Founder's Defensive Bathroom TED Talks, Reviewed Anonymously
10/9/2015 - What The Fuck Is a Jugum Penis?
10/9/2015 - A Sampling of the Gross Shit That Has Happened to My Body Since I Started Running
10/9/2015 - Congressman Creates Speaker of the House Craigslist Posting; I'll Probably Apply
10/9/2015 - Studying Abroad in Africa Is a Woman's Game
10/9/2015 - How to Make the Pink Drink, a Rum Cocktail to Help You Beet Whatever Brings You Down
The Final Girls
Will Make You Wonder If You'd Survive a Horror Movie
10/9/2015 - Justin Bieber Has a Very Supportive Father
10/9/2015 - The Coen Brothers' New Movie
Looks Very Funny, and Very White
10/9/2015 - We Hacked the Yeezy Spring Line
10/9/2015 - Tim Gunn Finally Snaps
10/9/2015 - Etiquette Monster: This Nosy Lady at the Sauna Won't Stop Asking Me About My Very Large Scar
10/9/2015 - Former Teen Mom Bristol Palin Is Very Upset That Washington Teens Can Get IUDs
10/9/2015 - Donald Trump Will Never Ever Stop Running For President
10/9/2015 - A Bump in the Wedding Road, a Financial Freakout
10/9/2015 - This Deceased ISIS Member Looks a Lot Like Drake, So I'm Asking Myself Some Hard Questions
10/9/2015 - Bieber's Very Pleased That You All Know How Big His Dick Is, But He's Still Gonna Sue
10/9/2015 - Study Claims Vegetarians Secretly Eat Meat While Drunk
10/9/2015 - Escaped Cobra Named Elvis Caught Behind Florida Woman's Dryer
10/9/2015 - Little Girls and Iron Women: NXT TakeOver Makes Women's Wrestling History
10/9/2015 - One Person Killed, Three Wounded In Overnight Shooting at Northern Arizona University
10/9/2015 - Fake Weddings Are a Big Business In Argentina
10/8/2015 - Woman's Eye Glued Shut After Friend Mistakes Super Glue for Eye Drops
10/8/2015 - Alec Baldwin Is an Embarrassing Dad Who Sends Embarrassing Texts
10/8/2015 - Amazon Is Giving Etsy a Run for Their Money
10/8/2015 - Professional Kardashian Best Friend/Dash Doll Malika Haqq Arrested For DUI
10/8/2015 - Olivia Goes Rogue: Here Is Your Shondaland Open Thread
10/8/2015 - People Maybe Like Taylor Swift's Cats More Than the Actual Taylor Swift
10/8/2015 - Court Rules Bikram Can't Copyright Practice That Has Existed For Thousands of Years
10/8/2015 - Beyoncé's Dad Wants to Teach You How to Become a Superstar
10/8/2015 - New O.J. Simpson
American Crime Story
Promos Sadly Have Fewer Wigs Than Expected
10/8/2015 - Woman Trapped in Cemetery By Falling Headstone
10/8/2015 - Diane Keaton Is Selling Wine That's Just as Chill as She Is
10/8/2015 - Peeple Is Defiantly Hiring, Despite Everyone Still Hating Peeple
10/8/2015 - 8 Cities Have Cancelled Columbus Day in Favor Of Indigenous Peoples' Day
10/8/2015 - Maine High School Cancels Homecoming Because Kids Are Dancing Too Sexy Now
10/8/2015 - Here Are Purported Photos of Balmain's Collaboration with H&M
10/8/2015 - Frightened Man Wanders Into Green Abyss
10/8/2015 - Mayor Bans Basically Everything Good About Weddings
10/8/2015 - Did a Wild Rumor of an Affair with a Congresswoman Cause McCarthy to Drop Out of the Speaker Race?
Dove Deep Into Kelly Rutherford's Custody Battle, and I'm Still So Confused
10/8/2015 - Y/N: Pitbull and
's Jussie Smollett Made a Party Anthem You'll Hate-Love
10/8/2015 - One Million Moms Tentatively Approves ABC Family's Bizarre Rebranding as 'Freeform'
10/8/2015 - IU Frat Closes After Graphic, Sexual, Allegedly Non-Consensual Hazing Video Goes Viral
10/8/2015 - Good One, Congressman Rangel
10/8/2015 - For Your Consideration: The Next Speaker of the House of Representatives Should Be a Tiny Baby
10/8/2015 - Ashley Benson Didn't Mean to Wear a Cecil the Lion Costume, Sorry
10/8/2015 - Kevin McCarthy Abruptly Pulls Out Of House Speaker Race; The Inmates Have Taken Over the Asylum
10/8/2015 - Bill Cosby's Lawyers Are Trying to Keep His Upcoming Deposition Private
10/8/2015 - Now Available for Purchase: A Cracker From the Titanic
10/8/2015 - 'Broccoli Is a Treat': Frolicking With Overjoyed Children at a Gluten-Free Expo
10/8/2015 - Massachusetts Police Force Will Use Pink Handcuffs for 'Breast Cancer Awareness'
10/8/2015 - How Harry Houdini and
Fought the Fake Mediums of the 1920s
10/8/2015 - Never, Ever Tell Someone They're a Bad Kisser
10/8/2015 - Katie Nolan Unloads on NFL and Sports Media for Not Taking Domestic Abuse Seriously
10/8/2015 - Ex Lululemon CEO Admits 2013 Interview Was 'Biggest Disaster of My Life'
10/8/2015 - Rebel Queen Rihanna Christens Her Album
) and Reveals Its Cover
Lady Gaga as Crazy Sex Vampire and a Rape Scene
10/8/2015 - Ben Carson Suddenly Recalls Time He Was Held Up at Gunpoint at a 'Popeye's Organization'
10/8/2015 - Teen Threatens to 'Kill All the Girls' After Cheerleaders Refuse to Send Him Nude Photos
10/8/2015 - Selena Gomez Has Lupus, Says Her 2014 Break Was For Chemotherapy, Not Rehab
The Daily Show
Thinks Ben Carson Might be a Zombie
10/8/2015 - People Reportedly Wore Blackface to 'Kanye West' Themed UCLA Fraternity and Sorority Mixer
10/7/2015 - Beautiful Meow-sic: Lil BUB Is Releasing a Full-Length Album
10/7/2015 - Paris Retailer Sued by Beyoncé and Others For Selling Bootleg Merch
10/7/2015 - Air Force Dental Tech Fired After Being Accused of Witchcraft
10/7/2015 - Lance Bass Was Sexually Harassed by a 'Pedophile' While He Was in NSYNC
10/7/2015 - Want to Get Pregnant or Fight a Cold? Get Laid, Often, No Matter What Time of the Month
10/7/2015 - Kendall Jenner Checks Her Privilege
10/7/2015 - Guy Fieri Impersonator Robs Sports Bar
10/7/2015 - How to Talk to Your Significant Other About Justin Bieber’s Big Dick
10/7/2015 - Want: Creepy Friendship Bracelets That Light Up When Your Friend Is Around
10/7/2015 - Online Parenting Groups Are Stressful, Pointless, and Incredibly Addictive
10/7/2015 - Victoria's Secret Advertised 'Cheeky' Panties By Airbrushing Off a Model's Butt Cheek
10/7/2015 - Kiesha Jenkins, a Transgender Woman, Was Beaten and Killed By a Group of Men in Philadelphia
10/7/2015 - John Kasich Shushes Female Student At Town Hall: 'I Don't Have Any Taylor Swift Tickets'
10/7/2015 - Paris Fashion Week: High-Fashion Hot Topic at Louis Vuitton
10/7/2015 - Hey, Nerds: Don't Trespass on Active Railways to Get a Great Harry Potter Picture
10/7/2015 - I Tried Making Beef Stew This Week. What Did You Make?
10/7/2015 - Oklahoma Removes Ten Commandments on Capitol Grounds, Which Sadly Also Means No Satanic Statue
10/7/2015 - 'Dead Women Can't Vote':
Premiere Interrupted By Protesters
10/7/2015 - This Week In Tabloids: Leo Breaks the Pussy Posse's Golden Rule By Getting Engaged
10/7/2015 - Experts: Schedule Marriage Performance Reviews for Everlasting Love
10/7/2015 - Alabama Politician Slap-Scratches Reporter for Asking Him About Alleged Voter Fraud
10/7/2015 - Maximum-Security Prison Inmates Beat Harvard in Debate
10/7/2015 - Hillary Clinton's Campaign Reminds You to Direct Your Hate at the Right Kevin McCarthy
10/7/2015 - Scientologists Really Don't Want
to Win an Oscar for Some Reason
10/7/2015 - Dear Kim Davis, Please Make an Interracial Lesbian Porno For the Dogfart Network
10/7/2015 - Here's Why Hundreds of Nail Salon Owners Are Protesting the
New York Times
10/7/2015 - Don't Order Leaves on the Internet
10/7/2015 - Everything I Learned About Socialism From This Erotic Bernie Sanders eBook
10/7/2015 - The Best Quotes From Kanye West's Latest Weird Interview
10/7/2015 - California Has Passed the Nation's Most Progressive Equal Pay Law
10/7/2015 - Anti-Vaxx Group Wants to Know Why Study They Funded Shows No Link Between Vaccines and Autism
10/7/2015 - What's the Deal with the Stupid Hats on
10/7/2015 - Alabama Sorority Sisters Won't Support Black Sister Running for Homecoming Queen
10/7/2015 - A Chat With Sandra Cisneros, Beloved Author & Patron Saint of Chingonas
10/7/2015 - Stephen Colbert Is Not So Sure About Vaping
10/7/2015 - Nicki Minaj Shuts Down
New York Times Mag
Interview: 'Do Not Speak to Me Like I’m Stupid'
10/7/2015 - Christina Hendricks Nice 'n Easy Commercial Pulled in the UK for Faking a Red-to-Blonde Dye Job
10/7/2015 - Wendy Williams: Caitlyn Jenner Isn’t Really a Woman Because She 'Still Has a Member’
10/7/2015 - Disney's Taps 14-Year-Old Auli’i Cravalho to Voice South Pacific Princess Moana
10/7/2015 - New York City Heckler Accuses Marco Rubio of Cheating on His Wife
10/6/2015 - 69-Year-Old Retired Teacher Discovers That Her Home Was Designed by Frank Lloyd Wright
10/6/2015 - Model Sues Bill Cosby Over 2008 Sexual Assault at Playboy Mansion
10/6/2015 - Bobby Jindal Blames Oregon Shooting on Abortion and Single Mothers
10/6/2015 - Rosie O'Donnell's Daugher Calls Rosie 'Not Genuine,' Says She's Like 'Two Different People'
10/6/2015 - Tom Hanks Attempts a Real Life Meet Cute
10/6/2015 - Today We Are All Frances McDormand Drinking Wine on a Toilet
10/6/2015 - This Mesmerizing Video From the World Beard and Mustache Competition Needs a Soundtrack
10/6/2015 - Fantasy Kardashian-Jenner League Rankings: High Stakes in Week 1
10/6/2015 - I Need Cara Delevingne And Annie Clark To Stay Together Forever, OK?!
10/6/2015 - Toni Morrison: 'Men Thought That Women Just Gave Birth By Magic'
10/6/2015 - Domino's is Going to Sell Pizza in Italy Now and Holy Shit is This Going to Be Hilarious
10/6/2015 - Inspiring Political Hats For A Newly Great America
10/6/2015 - Toot Toot! All Aboard the Crazy Train! Congress Has Big Plans for Planned Parenthood
10/6/2015 - These Depression-Era Photographs of America Are Absolutely Enthralling
10/6/2015 - Aaron Sorkin Defends His Approach to Writing Female Characters at
10/6/2015 - 'Just Don't Buy the Fucking Book,' Said Chrissie Hynde While Promoting Her Fucking Book
10/6/2015 - Which 'Famous' Studio Executive Asked Ashley Judd to Watch Him Shower In the 90s?
10/6/2015 - Marco Rubio Responds to Trump Prank, Meanwhile We Are One Day Closer to Being Eaten By Bugs
10/6/2015 - Critics Say Breast Cancer Care Packages May Have Makeup with Potentially Cancer-Causing Chemicals
10/6/2015 - Judge Rules Your Right to a Swinging Sex Party Is Not Guaranteed By The Constitution
10/6/2015 - The State Where Women Could Drink at 18 and Men Had to Wait
The Daily Show
Wonders 'How Are Republicans Pro-Life
10/6/2015 - Should You Get Bangs? NO.
10/6/2015 - How Do You Grieve a Friendship When You Never Wanted to Let It Die?
10/6/2015 - Nicholas Sparks Is Making a Semi-Autobiographical Comedy About a Divorced 'Romance Novelist'
10/6/2015 - Mother of the Bride Goes Dumpster Diving to Save Daughter's Designer Wedding Gown
10/6/2015 - Once Again, Mass Shooter Tries to Pin the Blame on Women Not Wanting to Date Him
10/6/2015 - Why Margaret Atwood Is a Samantha: An Interview With
's Maris Kreizman
10/6/2015 - University Official Chided After Sending Students Sexy Deadspin Article on Female Orgasm
10/6/2015 - Sad
Dancing With The Stars
Diaries: Nick Carter's Dreams Come True
10/6/2015 - Stephenie Meyer Releases Gender-Swapped
'Revamp' With Grammatical Corrections
10/6/2015 - Carson Thinks Loss of Gun Rights Would Be 'More Devastating' Than Actual Death
10/6/2015 - Paris Fashion Week: Welcome to Chanel Airlines, Karl Will Be Your Pilot
10/6/2015 - Yes Virginia, There Is a Sexy Pizza Rat Halloween Costume
10/6/2015 - Inspiring: These State Reps Who Got Kicked Out of Office After Having Affair Are Both Trying to Get Reelected
10/6/2015 - Rihanna on Rachel Dolezal: 'I Think She Was a Bit of a Hero'
10/5/2015 - Suspension Upheld Of 12-Year-Old Black Boy Who Stared At A White Girl
10/5/2015 - Donald Trump Sends Marco Rubio A Thirst-Quenching Care Package
10/5/2015 - Turns Out Ovarian Reserve Testing Isn't Totally Reliable
10/5/2015 - South African Government in A Tizzy Over Cartoons of President's Dick
10/5/2015 - Kim Kardashian Calls Pregnancy 'The Worst Experience of My Life'
10/5/2015 - Cher Feels Bad for Teens These Days
10/5/2015 - Maybe Don't Send Your Online Boyfriend $10,000, Since You Might End Up in Jail
10/5/2015 - Would You Use a 'Smart' Menstrual Cup that Texts You Your Monthly Flow?
10/5/2015 - Carly Fiorina: People Who Say I'm a Bad Person Are Liars
10/5/2015 - Keep Your Hands Out of Reggie Watts' Hair
10/5/2015 - This
Keeping Up with the Kardashians
Scene May Be Scott Disick's Swan Song
10/5/2015 - Ted Flanders For President
10/5/2015 - Misty Copeland Is an Angel Who Loves Rainbow Doritos
10/5/2015 - Congressman Accused of Paying Staffer For Months After He Was Dismissed for Sexual Harassment
10/5/2015 - Attention-Starved Couple Invites Public to Come Crash Their Wedding
10/5/2015 - 'Y Wasn't I Invited 2 Taylor's?' & Other Things Models Are Maybe Texting Backstage
10/5/2015 - Princess Leia's Gold Bikini Just Sold for $96,000
10/5/2015 - Professor Wants Some Goddamn Appreciation for Historic Outhouses
10/5/2015 - Would You Wait Four Months for This Boring Ass Dress?
10/5/2015 - ‘Double Tap for Caleb’: Mourning a 13-Year-Old YouTube Star on Instagram
10/5/2015 - The Unbreakable Janet Jackson, Forgotten Pop Feminist
10/5/2015 - Janelle Monáe Giddyups Her Braids at Paris Fashion Week
10/5/2015 - 3 Female Sports Journalists Denied Entry to the Jacksonville Jaguars' Locker Room
10/5/2015 - Hm, Really Makes You Think!
10/5/2015 - Slutwalking With Amber Rose Was Everything I'd Dreamed It Would Be
10/5/2015 - How Wrecked Are Your Nails?
10/5/2015 - Florida Man Once Killed a Goat & Drank Its Blood, Would Like to Be Your Senator
10/5/2015 - Texas Mom Forces Textbook Publisher to Correct Caption Implying Slaves Were Immigrant Workers
10/5/2015 - Creator of Peeple Very Upset Everybody Hates Her Creepy App
10/5/2015 - Committed Actor Matthew McConaughey Goes Bald for a Movie Role
10/5/2015 - Lifetime's
Unauthorized Beverly Hills, 90210
Movie Is Cheesy, Nostalgic & Awesome
10/5/2015 - The Supreme Court Is Trying to Kill Us
10/5/2015 - American Apparel Has Finally Filed for Bankruptcy
10/5/2015 - Why Rape Was Impossible: A Look at the Terrifying Medical Logic of 18th Century Law
10/5/2015 - More Stories of Fantastically Stupid Restaurant Customers, Part 2
10/5/2015 - Julianna Margulies: Archie Panjabi and I Get Along Great! Archie Panjabi: What? No.
10/5/2015 - Watch
's Pretty Hilarious Full-Frontal Peen Scene
10/5/2015 - Haim Is 'Semi-Seriously' Talking About Bringing Lilith Fair Back Again (Again)
10/5/2015 - Nicole Kidman On Her Unfortunate Humanity: ‘I Really Want to Be a Unicorn’
10/5/2015 - Oh, So Carly Fiorina Is Just a Bad Person
10/4/2015 - People Are Pissed at
for Calling the Kardashians 'America's First Family'
10/4/2015 - Man Born Without a Dick Says Doctors May 'Build a Penis' Out of His Arm
10/4/2015 - Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden Both Gave Pro Transgender Rights Speeches This Weekend
10/4/2015 - Dissatisfied Customer Burns Restaurant Owner With Hot Soup
10/4/2015 - Elizabeth Warren: Republicans Want to Go Back to a Time When Women Died
10/4/2015 - Scientists in China Have Created Tiny Designer Pigs for $1,600 Each
10/4/2015 - Vivienne Westwood Doesn’t Give a Shit About Fashion Magazines
10/4/2015 - Ronda Rousey Could Play the Next Marvel Superhero
10/4/2015 - Listen, Parents Have a Right to Zone Out On Their Phones
10/4/2015 - Mom Dumpster Dives to Recover Daughter's Oscar de la Renta Wedding Dress
10/4/2015 - Oregon Shooter's Father Calls for Gun Control Measures
10/4/2015 - Showtime's
Reflects Real Marriages More Than You Think
10/4/2015 - Hillary Clinton Makes Fun of Trump and Herself on
Saturday Night Live
10/4/2015 - Amber Rose References Kanye West at SlutWalk: 'Fuck Yo 30 Showers'
10/3/2015 - Saturday Night Social: Fergus, the Acid-Attacked Dog, Gets a New Home
10/3/2015 - Tina Fey Is Developing a New Comedy Series for CBS
10/3/2015 - Sweet Young Woman Dresses As Poop Emoji to Ask a Guy to Homecoming
10/3/2015 - Counterpoint:
Celebrates a Reckless Man and I Will Not Be Seeing It
10/3/2015 - Rihanna Looks Pretty in Pink at Dior's Paris Show
10/3/2015 - Studies in Likeability: Hillary Clinton Will Appear on
Saturday Night Live
10/3/2015 - Hope Solo Will Face Domestic Violence Charges
10/3/2015 - Selfie-Loving Sorority Girls Ask for Donations to Domestic Violence Charity
10/3/2015 - Houlihan's Franchise Owners Sued For, God, Just So Many Different Illegal Things
10/3/2015 - Dude Very Secure In His Sexuality Robs Auto Parts Store With a Maxipad On His Face
10/3/2015 - Helen Mirren Is Retiring Her 'Pleasure Pillows' From On-Screen Nudity
10/2/2015 - Tell Us About Your Worst Encounters with Insects
10/2/2015 - What the Hell Is Heidi Klum About to Be for Halloween?
10/2/2015 - There's a Man Named 'Santa Claus' Running for City Council in North Pole, Alaska
10/2/2015 - Watch
Chanel Oberlin Own Halloween In New Clip
10/2/2015 - Fart Manufacturer Reportedly Fired Employee for Farting
10/2/2015 - Demi Lovato's Rules For
Shoot: 'No Makeup, No Clothes, No Retouching'
10/2/2015 - Contingent Faculty at Barnard College Vote Overwhelmingly to Unionize
10/2/2015 - Shade Court: Remember, 'Trashes' and 'Shade' Never Belong in the Same Sentence
10/2/2015 - Jeb Bush Offers Heartfelt Condolences to a Grieving Nation: 'Stuff Happens'
10/2/2015 - QUIZ: What Are You Doing This Weekend?
10/2/2015 - Candace Cameron Bure Says People Being Mean to Her On Twitter Is Basically the Same as Rape
10/2/2015 - Hospitals That Have Dealt With Mass Shootings Send Pizza to Each Other
10/2/2015 - The Ancient People/Future Rocks of Pompeii Had Great Teeth
10/2/2015 - Hispanic Chamber of Congress Says Trump Pulled Out of Meeting to Appease Anti-Latino Base
10/2/2015 - LA Prosecutors Focus on Bill Cosby in Review of 2008 Sexual Assault Case
10/2/2015 - Go Ahead, Change Your Tampon in Front of Your Kids
10/2/2015 - Prince Harry's Beard Is Back and It's Beautiful
10/2/2015 - Here Is the Best, Sharpest Liner for Your Lower Eyelids
10/2/2015 - Former Sex Worker Reports Her Rape, Helps Catch Alleged Serial Killer
10/2/2015 - Fact: Chris Christie Has At Least 27 Fleeces
Is a Thrilling 3D Spectacle, Or At Least Half of It Is
10/2/2015 - Deep Cuts: How Do You Define "Stacking Ring?"
10/2/2015 - 5 Insane Things From
Martha Stewart Weddings
Magazine, Fall 2015
10/2/2015 - Tom Ford's Runway Show Was a Video Starring Lady Gaga
10/2/2015 - Black Women Kicked Off a Wine Train for Laughing Are Suing for Racial Discrimination
10/2/2015 - Here's Torres Covering Garbage's 'Special' in Advance of Their Joint Tour
10/2/2015 - Autre Ne Veut's
Age of Transparency
Is Unpredictable, Elusive, and Totally Consuming
10/2/2015 - An Excellent Argument for Cutting Toxic Parents Out of Your Wedding
10/2/2015 - Anti-Abortion Activist Troy Newman Deported From Australia, Calls Himself a 'Political Prisoner'
10/2/2015 - How to Fly Overseas With a Jerk Cat
10/2/2015 - Uh, Doc Martens Did a William 'Gin Lane' Hogarth Capsule Collection
10/2/2015 - Oregon Shooter Described as an Isolated Weirdo Who Hated Organized Religion
10/2/2015 - CA Drought: Some Asshole Used 12 Million Gallons Of Water In One Year
10/2/2015 - Kim Davis: Pope Endorsed My Struggle! Pope: Nah
10/2/2015 - Michael Fassbender Is Hollywood's Most Talented Eye-Fucker
10/2/2015 - Will Smith's First Music in a Decade Is With Colombian Stars Bomba Estéreo
10/1/2015 - Woman Pours Cleaner In Her Eyes, Fulfills Lifelong Wish of Being Blind
10/1/2015 - Here's the Worst Opinion About Tipping You'll Read This Week
10/1/2015 - Tori Spelling Admits She Had Sex With Two
Beverly Hills, 90210
10/1/2015 - Brace Yourselves, A Coffee Shortage May Be Coming
10/1/2015 - Amy Schumer Backed Out Of Her First Book Deal and Got Millions More
10/1/2015 - Jennifer Lawrence Is Not a Trump Fan, Pees in the Sink Sometimes
10/1/2015 - Olitz Goes Public: Here Is Your Shondaland Open Thread
10/1/2015 - Elizabeth Banks Is Maybe a Feminist
10/1/2015 - Lone British Island of Sobriety Subsumed Beneath a Tide of Demon Liquor
10/1/2015 - Conspiracy Corner: The Real Avril Lavigne Is Dead. The Avril You Know Is a Body Double.
10/1/2015 - When Will This Ridiculous Gotti Mob Wedding Become a Movie?
10/1/2015 - Memo to Tina Fey: Lou Diamond Phillips, While Excellent, Is Not Latino (an Explainer)
10/1/2015 - Andrew Garfield Is Going Through a Rough Moment
10/1/2015 - Keep the
808s & Heartbreak
Renaissance Going with Christine and the Queens' 'Paradis Perdus'
10/1/2015 - Most Teens Have Never Been in a Romantic Relationship, So Calm Down, Teens
10/1/2015 - UCC Shooter May Have Announced Shooting on 4Chan Last Night
10/1/2015 - Is Matt Damon Finally Finished Wilding?
10/1/2015 - Archeologist One Step Closer to Finding Nefertiti's Tomb--Just 1,000 Steps to Go!
10/1/2015 - Paris Fashion Week: The Row Hides Itself From the Greedy Paws of the Media
10/1/2015 - Y/N: Dance Endlessly and Mindlessly to Tinashe's 'Player'
10/1/2015 - Blotting Your Pizza Is Very Rude
10/1/2015 - At Least 20 People Injured During Mass Shooting at Oregon Community College, 10 Believed Dead
10/1/2015 - Here Are Some Models 69ing On the Runway at Rick Owens
10/1/2015 - Stolen Underwear and
Roles: 3 More Alleged Cosby Victims Speak
10/1/2015 - The Case for the Post-Breakup Social Media Cleanse
10/1/2015 - Behold These Heroic Sorority Girls Ignoring a Baseball Game to Take Selfies
10/1/2015 - The Kardashians' Lifestyle Apps Have Over a Million Subscribers—for Now
10/1/2015 - Vomit: Couple Finds Full Barf Bag in Seat-Back Pocket on Flight
10/1/2015 - Here's Everything That Came in Our Beauty Boxes Last Month
10/1/2015 - Mike Huckabee Wants to Work in a Strip Club Called Washington, I Guess
10/1/2015 - Woman Who Allegedly Tossed Her Newborn Out a Window May Have Murdered an Earlier Child
10/1/2015 - Overly Creative 'TNT' Wedding Favors Cause Airport Evacuation
10/1/2015 - Woman Learns the Hard Way That Screaming 'Bear, Stop!' Doesn't Work on a Bear
10/1/2015 - HBO Swears They Didn't Write 'Genitals-to-Genitals' Consent Form, But If You're Up For It...
10/1/2015 - Will Anyone Stand With the Next Ahmed Mohamed?
10/1/2015 - Almost a Year Later, the
New York Times
Is Still Obsessed With Condé Nast's Move Downtown
10/1/2015 - Half of America Thinks the Government Is Out to Get Them
10/1/2015 - Anti-Abortion Groups Exploit Video of Probable Miscarriage to Prove Carly Fiorina Isn't Lying
10/1/2015 - New York City Is Still Plugging Away at the Whole Topless Ladies Thing
10/1/2015 - Dolphin Returns Beautiful Woman's Phone
10/1/2015 - Welcome to the Third Circle of Hell: 'Peeple,' an App for Rating People
10/1/2015 - Before Her Death, Jim Carrey’s Ex Was Taking a ‘Survival’ Course at the Church of Scientology
10/1/2015 - Chris Christie Tries to Remind Everyone He's Running for President