Sitemap: 2015 November | Jezebel

11/29/2015 - Porn Star James Deen Vehemently Denies Ex-Girlfriend Stoya's Rape Claim

11/29/2015 - Adele's 25 Sells 3.38 Million Copies in A Week, Licks Previous Records

11/29/2015 - Sinead O’Connor Found Safe After Posting Distressing Facebook Status

11/29/2015 - Fashion Label KTZ Apologizes for Ripping Off Sacred Inuit Garment

11/29/2015 - Chill Exes Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow Team Up on New Song

11/29/2015 - Two Victims of Colorado Planned Parenthood Shooting Have Been Identified

11/29/2015 - Baby Left in Nativity Scene May Get Adopted by Church Members

11/29/2015 - Is Freezing Your Eggs All It's Cracked Up to Be?

11/29/2015 - Carly Fiorina Calls Planned Parenthood Shooter a 'Protester,' Decries 'Left-Wing Tactics'

11/29/2015 - Ava DuVernay on All-White Cast of Gods of Egypt: 'We All Deserve Icons in Our Own Image'

11/29/2015 - School Cancels Reading of Jazz Jennings' Book After Conservative Group Threatens to Sue

11/29/2015 - Planned Parenthood Shooter Said 'No More Baby Parts' After Arrest

11/29/2015 - Très Chic Mary-Kate Olsen Married a French Banker and Passed Out Cigarettes at the Reception

11/28/2015 - Porn Star Stoya Accuses Her Ex-Boyfriend James Deen of Rape

11/28/2015 - Saturday Night Social: Add These Golden Girls Panties to Your Wishlist

11/28/2015 - Spike Lee Thinks a ‘Sex Strike’ Would Help Prevent Campus Rape

11/28/2015 - Woman Contracts Gnarly Infection From Her Hair Tie

11/28/2015 - Chrissy Teigen and Other Celebs Show Their Support for Planned Parenthood

11/28/2015 - Informal Poll: Did a 5-Year-Old Really Draw This Picture?

11/28/2015 - Here Is Sia's New Single, 'One Million Bullets'

11/28/2015 - Planned Parenthood Shooter Has Been Investigated by Police for Numerous Incidents, Including Domestic Violence

11/28/2015 - A Very Wedding Instagram Account Primer, Part I

11/28/2015 - Colorado Springs Planned Parenthood Shooter Identified as Robert Lewis Dear

11/28/2015 - Waffle House Customer Allegedly Shoots, Kills Server After Being Asked Not to Smoke [Update]

11/28/2015 - Selena Gomez Is 'Weirded Out' by Dating, Still Interested in Zayn Malik

11/27/2015 - Love Actually Originally Featured a Lesbian Storyline

11/27/2015 - White Fox and Friends Host asks Black News Anchor if She ‘Makes Kool-Aid”

11/27/2015 - 3 Officers, Multiple People Hurt in Colorado Planned Parenthood Shooting

11/27/2015 - M.I.A. Follows Refugees On Journey in Striking Video for ‘Borders’

11/27/2015 - Who Will Be Crowned King of the Thanksgiving Leftovers Sandwich?

11/27/2015 - 'Bargain Hunter' Is the Perfect Game to Play On Black Friday

11/27/2015 - Russian Government Still Punching Itself in the Dick About Food Imports

11/27/2015 - Miranda Lambert Talks About Divorce, Calls Blake Shelton 'Amazing'

11/27/2015 - Veteran Production Designer Eve Stewart On The Danish Girl & Women in Film: An Interview

11/27/2015 - Here's How Famous Celebrities Instagrammed Their Famous Thanksgivings

11/26/2015 - Thanksgiving Social: Show Us Your Prettiest Plates

11/26/2015 - No, You Can't Lose Weight By Farting, You Lazy Monster

11/26/2015 - This Exhausted Meerkat Tumbling Off a Rock Is All Of Us Right Now

11/26/2015 - Happy Thanksgiving: This Woman Just Ate the Bread She Made From Her Yeast Infection

11/26/2015 - Tell Us Your Thanksgiving Horror Stories

11/26/2015 - Donald Trump Has Moved On From Targeting Muslims to Making Fun of the Disabled

11/26/2015 - Behold the Most Disgusting Thanksgiving Delicacy Ever

11/26/2015 - Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik are Probably Totally Doing It Right Now

11/25/2015 - Wednesday Night Social: It's Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown!

11/25/2015 - Roseanne Barr and Joe Jonas Are the Couple You Never Knew You Wanted

11/25/2015 - Artist Leaks Her Own Nudes So No One Can Do It For Her

11/25/2015 - Goodbye, and Remember to Fight the Real Enemy

11/25/2015 - The Gambia Joins 19 Other African Nations in Banning Female Genital Mutilation

11/25/2015 - My Final Beauty Box Review on Millihelen

11/25/2015 - Ava DuVernay Says There Was 'Nothing Surprising' About Tarantino's Selma Diss

11/25/2015 - One Last Photo Before You Lapse Into a Turkey Daze

11/25/2015 - Shocking: Obamacare Linked to Early Cervical Cancer Detection in Young Women

11/25/2015 - Gifts for the Parent Who's Disappointed in You

11/25/2015 - Male Film Critic Savagely Mauled By 'P.C. Twitter Goons'

11/25/2015 - Reporter Who Sued for Laquan McDonald's Video Release Banned from Presser About the Shooting

11/25/2015 - Charli XCX Made a Wonderful Documentary About Feminism in Pop

11/25/2015 - Throwback Thanksgiving: Ladies, You Can Include Evaporated Milk in Absolutely Anything!

11/25/2015 - Gifts For the Oblivious Babies In Your Life

11/25/2015 - The Danish Girl Tests the Bounds of Gender, But Does Not Break Them

11/25/2015 - Will Smith Might Have to Run for Office, Says Will Smith

11/25/2015 - Unchill Instagram Won't Let the Game's Eggplant Live

11/25/2015 - Y/N: Enya Battles Ciara For Chill Queen Supremacy

11/25/2015 - 10 Ways to Handle Your Wild, Crazy Family This Holiday Season

11/25/2015 - Nude Australian Gentleman Arrested for Hamburglary

11/25/2015 - Phuc Dat Bich Made the Whole Phucking Thing Up

11/25/2015 - Here Is My GIF Shrine to CL's Perfect 'Hello Bitches' Video

11/25/2015 - Fantasy Kardashian-Jenner League, Week 8: Kylie & Tyga's Love HELL

11/25/2015 - What Woodrow Wilson's Segregationist Administration Did to Black Americans

11/25/2015 - Three GOP Candidates Go Ahead and Pardon Their Own Turkeys Just for Practice

11/25/2015 - It's Good to Believe In Yourself, Jeb Bush

11/25/2015 - Sad Dancing With The Stars Diaries: Everyone Says Goodbye

11/25/2015 - Khloé Out of Quarantine Just In Time to Maybe Host a Very Staphy Thanksgiving

11/25/2015 - Hello, It's Adele and The Roots Singing 'Hello' With Classroom Instruments

11/25/2015 - Why 'Pinterest Paris' Doesn't Need Your Prayers

11/24/2015 - Proof That Feminism Is Working: Women Now Consume Almost as Much Alcohol as Men

11/24/2015 - Everyone Bought Adele's New Album '25' This Week

11/24/2015 - Chicago Police Release Footage of Laquan McDonald Being Shot 16 Times

11/24/2015 - Kaley Cuoco Covered Up Her Marriage Tattoo with a Big Ol' Bug

11/24/2015 - This Year's Hottest Toy Is Bunchems, a Hair-Ruining Nightmare 'From the Darkest Depths of Hell'

11/24/2015 - Baby Cheesus Died for Your Potato Skins

11/24/2015 - Botched Patient Says Corsets Might 'Shift Your Floating Ribs,' NBD

11/24/2015 - Report: Austrian Teen Who Joined ISIS Beaten to Death When She Tried to Escape

11/24/2015 - Kate Spade Sued for Selling 'Sale' Items That Were Never Meant to Be Sold Full Price

11/24/2015 - Gifts For Your Friend Who Works in a Hellishly Uncomfortable Office

11/24/2015 - My Dad Wrote a Porno Is the Thanksgiving Conversation Topic You've Been Waiting For

11/24/2015 - I Have Questions About This Juror Who Asked to Be Excused From Sheldon Silver's Trial

11/24/2015 - Hillary Clinton Vows to Stop Using Term 'Illegal Immigrant'

11/24/2015 - Yes Johnny Depp, Please Tell Me About 'Obscure Blues' Songs

11/24/2015 - London Was Diverse Even in Its Early Roman Days

11/24/2015 - Gifts for the Athlete Who Cannot Be Contained By a Gym

11/24/2015 - Sherri Shepherd Must Keep Paying Child Support for Baby She Says She Never Wanted

11/24/2015 - Throwback Thanksgiving: Jellied Beef and Frozen Vegetables, Such a Miracle!

11/24/2015 - Keeping Up with the Kontinuity Errors: Scott's Back, and Tears Ensue

11/24/2015 - This Bored CNN Reporter Accidentally Caught on Livestream Is an Artist and an Icon

11/24/2015 - MC Lyte Says Fetty Wap Is Hip-Hop's Biggest Feminist

11/24/2015 - Ralph Nader Suggests Janet Yellen Consult Her Husband on Economics, Yellen Suggests He Fuck Off

11/24/2015 - Who You Write For Is Who You Love

11/24/2015 - Let's All Take a Moment to Celebrate Algeria's Rad-Looking Metal Festival

11/24/2015 - Adele Mailer--Actor, Artist, Stabbed Former Wife of Norman Mailer--Dies at 90

11/24/2015 - Fall Hues and Defiant Baby Blues at the British Fashion Awards

11/24/2015 - Killer Mike Gives Bernie a Killer Intro: 'I Am Here as a Proponent for Political Revolution'

11/24/2015 - Low-Key Ads Slather NYC Subway Train in Nazi Symbols from Bizarro America

11/24/2015 - This Holiday Season, May We All Exude the Warm and Happy Vibes of Adele

11/24/2015 - What's the Deal With Runyon Canyon?

11/24/2015 - Appeals Court Declares Wisconsin Anti-Abortion Law Unconstitutional

11/24/2015 - Shocking: People Are Using Airbnb to Get Laid

11/24/2015 - AbFab: The Movie’s Guest Star List Includes Joan Collins, Kim K, Glee's Chris Colfer

11/24/2015 - Not to Be Dramatic, But I Think The Voice Is a Cult and That Blake Shelton Is Its Leader

11/24/2015 - Five Black Lives Matter Protesters Shot in Minneapolis, White Suspects Still at Large

11/23/2015 - Serial's Rabia Chaudry Is Writing a Book on Adnan Syed

11/23/2015 - Pastor Calls Victims of Paris Attacks 'Devil Worshippers'

11/23/2015 - American Apparel Encouraged Employees to Wear 'Ask Me to Take It All Off' Shirt on Black Friday [Updated]

11/23/2015 - Hot Teens Zayn Malik and Gigi Hadid Are Dating

11/23/2015 - Tyra Banks Did Not Quit FABLife Over a Chrissy Teigen Blood Feud

11/23/2015 - Report: 'Adorable' Drug Kingpin's Father Is a DEA Agent

11/23/2015 - Why Do I Care About These Grease: Live! Pics?

11/23/2015 - Somebody Who Isn't You Just Paid $1.56 Million for Dorothy's Wizard of Oz Dress

11/23/2015 - Reminder: In the Heart of the Sea Is a Movie About Chris Hemsworth Eating Human Flesh

11/23/2015 - Ahmed Mohamed Wants $15 Million and a Few Texas Apologies

11/23/2015 - What Do You Want to Have Happen to You After You Die?

11/23/2015 - Tragedy Strikes: Elisabeth Hasselbeck Leaves Fox & Friends to Spend Time With Her Kids

11/23/2015 - A Critic's Journey Through an AMAs Pre-Party & the Relaunch of The Viper Room

11/23/2015 - Run the Jewels, Feel the Bern

11/23/2015 - Gifts for the Spooky Adult

11/23/2015 - Man Named Phuc Dat Bich Will Probably Get to Keep His Facebook Account After All

11/23/2015 - FYI Sofia Vergara Is VERY Proud of the Hottie She Married

11/23/2015 - This Thursday, We'll Be Giving Thanks for NYU's White Student Union

11/23/2015 - Canadian Firm That Posted a Sexist LinkedIn Ad About Reception Duties Has Found Their Gal

11/23/2015 - Feeling Undesirable? Try Staring at Men For a Change

11/23/2015 - Watch Niecy Nash Sing a Gorgeous Rendition of 'Pony' to Alex Borstein on HBO's Getting On

11/23/2015 - Female Meteorologists Conspire to Dress Exactly Alike

11/23/2015 - Miss Piggy's Version of Adele's 'Hello' Video Is a Terrific Mess

11/23/2015 - Meet the Shock-Jock Theologian Offering Grace to a Small Town's Abusers, Forgiveness to the Abused

11/23/2015 - Let's All Think of Some Fun, Tight Things About ISIS for Joyce Carol Oates

11/23/2015 - Throwback Thanksgiving: Feed Your Husband Right With Recipes From This Betty Crocker Wannabe

11/23/2015 - Republicans Hate Obama So Much They Don't Even Approve of His Stupid Turkey Pardons

11/23/2015 - Mariah Carey Iconically Addresses Iconic 'I Don't Know Her' Meme: 'I Was Just Being Honest'

11/23/2015 - Netflix's Jessica Jones Is a Complex Portrait of a Woman Undone

11/23/2015 - The Best Restaurant Stories of 2015

11/23/2015 - Here's Ariana Grande Doing an Impression of Her 90-Year-Old Nana After Winning an AMA

11/23/2015 - Surviving The Walking Dead: All Lives Don't Matter

11/23/2015 - Rihanna Rihport: Someone Free Rihzus From This Haunted House & Demon Children!

11/23/2015 - Yoga Class for Disabled Students Cancelled Because of 'Colonialism and Western Supremacy'

11/23/2015 - Even Breitbart Says Trump Is 'Confused' About Cheering New Jersey Muslims He Claims to Have Seen On 9/11

11/23/2015 - Iowa Farmer Makes Bernie Sanders Most Authentic Campaign Sign

11/23/2015 - World’s Ugliest Couple Marries

11/23/2015 - John Oliver Tackles a Great American Menace: Pennies

11/23/2015 - One Teen Charged, Two Others Detained in Rape and Murder of Indiana Pastor's Wife Amanda Blackburn

11/23/2015 - Chill, America: Donald Trump Is Not Going to Win

11/22/2015 - Dear Rihanna, This Singing French Bulldog Is Coming For Your Job

11/22/2015 - Homophobic Mom Gets Schooled By Gay Drama Teacher Who Doesn't Need That Bullshit

11/22/2015 - Here Are the Isolated Vocals From Adele's Legendary SNL Performance

11/22/2015 - Prison Guard Allegedly Raped Female Inmate For 15 Minutes, Wanted To Give His Partner a 'Show'

11/22/2015 - Every Look from the 2015 American Music Awards Red Carpet

11/22/2015 - Angelina Jolie Says She 'Loves Being in Menopause'

11/22/2015 - A Group of Young Girls Are Fighting to Join Boy Scouts

11/22/2015 - Zoolander 2 Facing Boycott Due to Accusations of Transphobia

11/22/2015 - Russia Gives Puppy to France to Honor Police Dog Killed in Raid

11/22/2015 - Broad City Spoofs Tomb Raider in Hilarious New Video

11/22/2015 - Let’s Talk About Receiving Weird, Unwanted Attention From Male Bosses

11/22/2015 - Women in California and Oregon Will be Able to Get Birth Control Directly From Pharmacists

11/22/2015 - New Hunger Games Movie Has the Worst Opening of the Series

11/22/2015 - SNL Jokes About the Power of Adele's 'Hello,' Syrian Refugees and Star Wars

11/22/2015 - 'Everyone Needs to Chill': Kylie Jenner and Tyga Are Still Together

11/21/2015 - Saturday Night Social: Happy Birthday Björk!

11/21/2015 - Walmart Employee Fired for Redeeming $2 Worth of Empty Cans Left in Cart

11/21/2015 - Be Mesmerized by Joseph Gordon Levitt's 'Rhythm Nation' Performance

11/21/2015 - Engaged Couple Gives Up Wedding to Sponsor Syrian Refugee Family

11/21/2015 - Attention, Kanye: Kim Kardashian Would Like a $1 Million 'Push Present'

11/21/2015 - Guess What? You Really, Really Don't Have to Sleep Over

11/21/2015 - Important Study Finds That Men Eat More Pizza When Trying to Impress Women

11/21/2015 - Designer Donna Karan Talks About Her 1973 Abortion

11/21/2015 - Former Sex Columnist Raina McLeod on Her New Book & the Crazy Miami Party Scene

11/21/2015 - McDonald's Fined $355,000 For Allegedly Being Consistently Shitty to Immigrants

11/21/2015 - Jameis Winston Threatens to Sue CNN Over Showing Documentary About Campus Rape

11/21/2015 - According to Jennifer Lawrence, Liam and Chris Hemsworth are Disgusting, Scab-Eating Animals

11/20/2015 - The Meanest Thing A Parent Has Ever Said About Your Looks

11/20/2015 - Oprah Doesn't Think Jimmy Iovine Is Sexist

11/20/2015 - Hey, Want to Pretend You're One of These Otters Cuddling in a Hammock?

11/20/2015 - There's a Parasitic Worm in Bolivia That's Making Women Have More Children

11/20/2015 - How to Make a Tiny Bourbon Cocktail Called 'Sign Up For My Boozeletter'

11/20/2015 - I'm Not Saying You're Gonna Get E. Coli If You Go to Chipotle, I'm Just Saying Be Careful

11/20/2015 - John Legend Recalls Being Racially Profiled As An Ivy League Student

11/20/2015 - Roanoke Mayor Apologizes for Invoking Internment Camps, Didn't Know It Would Go Viral

11/20/2015 - 12 Amazing Things Every Woman Wants to Do With the World's 2nd Largest Diamond

11/20/2015 - Gifts for the Murderous Fashion Fiend

11/20/2015 - That 'Dogs Playing Poker' Abomination Sold for More Money Than You'll Ever See at Once

11/20/2015 - Anna Duggar Calls Her Family's Situation 'Heartbreaking' in a New TLC Promo

11/20/2015 - These Ancient Tupperware Commercials Are Actually Wonderful

11/20/2015 - Tyra Banks Kinda Fired Herself From FABLife, Her Daytime Talk Show

11/20/2015 - Nun Abuse: How My Mother, a Former Nun, Suffered at the Hands of 'The Good Sisters'

11/20/2015 - These Early-'90s 'Futuristic' Romance Covers Are Stunning and Wondrous

11/20/2015 - 26-Year-Old Aspiring Rapper Broken Up With By 18-Year-Old Landlord

11/20/2015 - Todd Haynes's Carol, Like the Romance at Its Center, Is Stunning and Unforgettable

11/20/2015 - As Paris Heals, Its Readers Are Turning to Ernest Hemingway's A Movable Feast

11/20/2015 - Sparkly, Silvery Glitz and Solidarity at the 16th Annual Latin Grammys

11/20/2015 - Why Can't We Keep Our Sick Asses at Home?

11/20/2015 - Bernie Sanders' Candidacy Is a Long Con to Make an Hourlong Speech About Democratic Socialism

11/20/2015 - In Chicago, Men Are 4x More Likely Than Women to Howl Into the Missed Connections Void

11/20/2015 - Female Red Panda Runs Away From Home, But Will She Make It in the Big City?

11/20/2015 - David Bowie Is His Very Own Space Oddity in Freaky Deaky New Video

11/20/2015 - Gifts for the Aspirational Sleeper

11/20/2015 - Bride Destroys Wedding Dress After Groom Dumps Her Via Text

11/20/2015 - PSA: Cher Is Giving Missy Elliott Professional Advice on Twitter

11/20/2015 - Carol Producer Christine Vachon Tells Us About Building a Career On Her Own Terms

11/20/2015 - Shonda Goes There, Puts Abortion Scene in Scandal

11/20/2015 - Carly Rae Jepsen Adds Some Smooth Jazz Sax to Wham's 'Last Christmas'

11/20/2015 - Millihelen Is Dead, Long Live Millihelen

11/20/2015 - Former Children's Doctor Ben Carson Compassionately Compares Refugees to Rabid Dogs

11/20/2015 - Katy Perry and Kris Jenner Are Officially ‘BFFs,’ and I'm Officially Scared

11/20/2015 - A Little Chat With Saba Ahmed, Hero Who Owned Fox News With Her American Flag Hijab

11/20/2015 - Melissa McCarthy's Lifestyle Tycoon Movie Looks Like a Zany Troop Beverly Hills Tribute

11/20/2015 - Donald Trump on How His Fascist Plan to Track Muslims Is Different Than Nazis: 'You Tell Me'

11/19/2015 - Trainspotting 2 Begins Filming Next Year With Return of Original Cast

11/19/2015 - Athena: a Tiny, Wearable Device That Could Help Prevent Sexual Assault

11/19/2015 - Ohio's Lawmakers Want Planned Parenthood Funds to Be Given to Food Banks

11/19/2015 - Queen Dumb-Dumb Jenny McCarthy Doubles Down on Her HIV Remarks

11/19/2015 - Should We Hire Spencer Pratt to Write For Jezebel?

11/19/2015 - Walmart Is Still Struggling to Stock Patti LaBelle's Sweet Potato Pie

11/19/2015 - Tyra Banks Is Hiring! Here's My Application

11/19/2015 - Durex Wants the Public to Rise Up and Demand a Condom Emoji for Safer Sexting

11/19/2015 - Jimmy Iovine, a Man, Thinks Women Can't Find New Music to Listen to on Their Own

11/19/2015 - Future Makes It Up to Blac Chyna With an, Um, Affectionate New Music Video

11/19/2015 - Down-to-Earth Singer Mariah Carey Works From Bed in Full Makeup

11/19/2015 - Facebook Just Made It Easier For You to Avoid Your Stupid, Shitty Ex

11/19/2015 - Gifts for the Actively Relaxed Stoner

11/19/2015 - It Sucks to Be a Bridesmaid Everywhere, But It Especially Sucks in the South

11/19/2015 - NIH Announces Plan to Finally Retire All Research Chimpanzees

11/19/2015 - The Media Freakout Over Charlie Sheen's HIV Status Is a Shameful '80s Flashback

11/19/2015 - Adele Pulls a Taylor Swift, Says No to Streaming 25

11/19/2015 - As Predicted, Another Great L.L. Bean Boot Shortage Is Upon Us

11/19/2015 - Gifts for the Fanciest Bitch in Your Life

11/19/2015 - A Look Back at the Perfectly '70s Birth of Good Morning America

11/19/2015 - Today in Historic Sarah Palin Tweets

11/19/2015 - Watch Nicki Minaj Recite a Maya Angelou Poem for A&E's Concert Special About Race

11/19/2015 - Jared Fogle Sentenced to More than 15 Years in Prison for Sex Crimes

11/19/2015 - Jared Fogle's Defense Connects His 'Mild Pedophilia' to a Diet of Subway Sandwiches

11/19/2015 - Spotify Offers All Full-Time Employees 6 Months Paid Parental Leave

11/19/2015 - The Rolling Stone Piece Would Have Hurt Sexual Assault Victims No Matter What

11/19/2015 - Donald Trump Would Support Registry for Muslim-Americans; A Literal Fascist Now Leading GOP Polls

11/19/2015 - Angie Stone On Feeling Unloved and Being Influenced by Amy Winehouse

11/19/2015 - Most of the Suspected Paris Attackers Were European Nationals

11/19/2015 - Adele Seriously Needs to Emphasize Her Damn Consonants

11/19/2015 - Jennifer Lawrence Says Her Falls Aren't Fake, Shares More Embarrassing Stories to Prove It

11/19/2015 - What the Fuck Is a Mechanical Leech?

11/19/2015 - Charlie Sheen's Former Co-Worker Jenny McCarthy on His HIV Status: 'Ick!'

11/19/2015 - Sarah Palin Invites Louis C.K. on a Salmon-Slaying Alaska Adventure

11/19/2015 - Happy International Men's Day and International Toilet Day

11/19/2015 - Daddy Don't Go Shows the Havoc Poverty Wreaks on Struggling Single Fathers

11/19/2015 - Dairy Queen Robbed By Mysterious, Sword-Wielding Assailant

11/19/2015 - The Clintons Have Raised $3 Billion By Being Obsessively Nice

11/19/2015 - During an Antibiotics-Fueled Twitter Rant, Khloe Kardashian Told Fans 'Get Off My Dick'

11/19/2015 - Looker Donald Trump Mocks 'Seriously Overweight' Protester As He's Kicked Out of Rally [UPDATED]

11/18/2015 - 'I Wish I Could Save Her Life': Viola Davis Shared Her Sister's Story of Sexual Assault

11/18/2015 - Good News Ladies, We'll Get Equal Pay in About 118 Years

11/18/2015 - Zara Faces Criticism After a Paris Store Refused Entrance to a Muslim Woman

11/18/2015 - Josh Duggar Sued for Allegedly Assaulting Woman During Sex

11/18/2015 - Diplo Learns That 'Doing Girls' Doesn't Provide Emotional Fulfillment

11/18/2015 - How to Be Single Trailer Reminds Us That Being Single Sucks, Ladies Looove to Talk Vaginas

11/18/2015 - R.I.P. to The Soup

11/18/2015 - Jeb Bush, Man Related to 2 Former Presidents, Says He's No Political Insider

11/18/2015 - Want to Contact Your Horrible Ex? Let This Fantasy App Torture You Out of It With Nickelback

11/18/2015 - Once Upon a Time, a Cross-Stitch Sampler Counted as Official Paperwork

11/18/2015 - Gifts to Make Your Life Seem Better on Instagram

11/18/2015 - Forget the Chicken and Just Make Mushrooms With Mustard Marsala Sauce, Dude

11/18/2015 - Roanoke Mayor Bravely Inspired By Japanese Internment Camps

11/18/2015 - The Identities of The Children On the 'Famous Five' Covers Have Finally Been Revealed

11/18/2015 - Watch a Modern Dance Odyssey From Itinerant French-Iranian Artist Lafawndah

11/18/2015 - NeNe Leakes Hates the Mean Girls of The View

11/18/2015 - This Week In Tabloids: Jen and Justin's Friend May Have Been Murdered During Their Honeymoon?!

11/18/2015 - Yet Another Men's Magazine Bites the Dust: Say Goodbye to Details

11/18/2015 - Study: Drinking Coffee Will Help You Live Longer

11/18/2015 - Hey New York Times Crossword Puzzle, What Does This Clue Mean?

11/18/2015 - The Hollywood Reporter Responds to Yet Another All-White Actress Roundtable

11/18/2015 - Eagles of Death Metal Release Heartbreaking Statement Following Paris Concert Attack

11/18/2015 - It's the End of The Hunger Games, and Katniss Is Very Much Alone

11/18/2015 - Fantasy Kardashian-Jenner League, Week 7: The Way Things Were

11/18/2015 - StoryCorps Wants America to Record Some Oral Histories This Thanksgiving

11/18/2015 - Tennessee's 'Fetal Assault' Law Isn't Keeping Pregnant Women from Using Drugs

11/18/2015 - Carly Simon Finally Reveals the Asshole Behind 'You're So Vain'

11/18/2015 - Small Government John Kasich Wants to Start New Government Agency Promoting 'Judeo-Christian Values'

11/18/2015 - What Wouldn't Jesus Do? Syria, American Politics and Hypocrisy

11/18/2015 - Tinder's CEO Is Pretty Dumb

11/18/2015 - The Zoolander 2 Trailer Is Here, With a Shitty Trans 'Joke'

11/18/2015 - Elite Status Members of Starwood Hotels Whine that Marriott Merger Will Result In Less Pampering

11/18/2015 - Passengers on the EDM Cruise Where a Woman Died Are Mad About Refunds

11/18/2015 - This Hijab Is the Purest Shade You'll Ever See on Fox News

11/18/2015 - During His Reign, Napoleon III Banned 'La Marseillaise,' Replaced It With 'Partant Pour La Syrie'

11/18/2015 - Harry Styles Tells Ellen He's Hooked Up With a Fan, Other Bandmates Lie and Say They Haven't

11/18/2015 - Retired Father of Four Declared Sexiest Man Alive

11/18/2015 - Here's the Fire 'Obama Saying Pop Off' Remix You Never Knew You Needed

11/18/2015 - Adele Superfan Donald Trump Cut the Line at Her Concert Last Night

11/17/2015 - Fast and the Furious Spin-Offs Are Happening

11/17/2015 - CDC Says Sexually Transmitted Diseases Are At a Record High in the U.S.

11/17/2015 - Guy Fieri Is Tired of Anthony Bourdain's Shit-Talking

11/17/2015 - Drew Barrymore Ghosted on Christian Bale When They Were Teens

11/17/2015 - Aaron Paul Requests a Private Adele Concert, Same

11/17/2015 - President Salovey Vows that Yale Will 'Lead the Way' in Addressing Inequalities

11/17/2015 - Woman Artists Remix 'Hotline Bling,' Tell Drake to Sit The Fuck Down

11/17/2015 - Ben Carson Does Not Understand Foreign Policy According to Ben Carson's Nutty Old Advisor

11/17/2015 - Kate Hudson Has Been Exactly This Happy For Two Solid Years

11/17/2015 - Bobby Jindal Quits Presidential Race; Goodnight, Sweet Prince

11/17/2015 - Ohio Unveils New, Dead-Body-Centric Tourism Campaign or Something

11/17/2015 - Former Employees Call Rent the Runway a Workplace Full of 'Clique-y' 'Mean Girls'

11/17/2015 - Gifts for Somebody You Just Started Seeing

11/17/2015 - Don Lemon Compares Himself to James Baldwin and Malcolm X

11/17/2015 - A Conversation with Genderqueer Activist and Latest MTV True Life Subject Jacob Tobia

11/17/2015 - Here Are Some Stupendous Hats

11/17/2015 - Watch the Trailer for the Made-For-TV Christmas Movie Mariah Carey Decided to Direct

11/17/2015 - Here Are Jezebel's Selections For People's Sexiest Man of the Year

11/17/2015 - Wistful President Obama Thinks Campaigning Against Donald Trump Would've Been 'Fun'

11/17/2015 - Hollis' 24-Hour Product Diary: On the Road

11/17/2015 - The First Gay Marriages in Ireland Have Now Officially Been Performed

11/17/2015 - At Least 100,000 Texas Women Have Performed Their Own Abortions

11/17/2015 - Pulp Scifi Stories Somehow Had Even Fewer Female Scientists Than You Thought

11/17/2015 - Tuesday Bassen Is Your Solidarity Sweetheart

11/17/2015 - FHM, the Axe Body Spray of Men's Magazines, Is Done

11/17/2015 - Paid Parental Leave Is a Matter of Life and Death

11/17/2015 - So-Called 'Female Viagra' Is Selling Worse Than Heidi Montag's Debut Album

11/17/2015 - Nude Gowns, Fairies and Disaffection at the Hunger Games L.A. Premiere

11/17/2015 - 'We Need Yale to Choose Us': Inside the Racial Tensions of the Ivy League

11/17/2015 - Harvard's Marching Band Spells Out 'PENIS' on the Field, Harvard Still Loses Football Game

11/17/2015 - Please Enjoy These Cat Acrobats Not Giving a Damn About Being on the Late Show

11/17/2015 - Sad Dancing With the Stars Diaries: Derek Hough Is in It to Win It

11/17/2015 - Someone Tell This Tennessee Mom That It's OK She Kinda Wants to Fuck Cam Newton

11/17/2015 - 30,000-Word Love Letter Reveals Germaine Greer's Passionate Affair With Martin Amis

11/17/2015 - Justin Bieber Reportedly 'Requested a Dressing Room Away From Charlie' This Morning On Today

11/17/2015 - Ireland's Marriage Act Of 2015 Is Now Officially in Effect

11/17/2015 - Trump on Paris Attacks: If 25 People Had Guns, 'It Would've Been a Totally Different Story'

11/17/2015 - Charlie Sheen Just Announced He Is HIV-Positive, Was Diagnosed Four Years Ago

11/16/2015 - So Fresh: Car-Scent Companies Duke It Out in Trademark Battle

11/16/2015 - The Juicy Couture Tracksuit to Be Immortalized in Museum Exhibit

11/16/2015 - Adam Ruins Everything Encourages Salary Transparency Among Coworkers

11/16/2015 - Charlie Sheen's Ex Bree Olson Says She's Not HIV-Positive

11/16/2015 - Tyra Banks Collects Her Thoughts

11/16/2015 - The Oxford English Dictionary's Word of the Year Is an Emoji

11/16/2015 - Papa John's Franchise Owner Sentenced to Jail Time For Wage Theft

11/16/2015 - Stephenie Meyer Is Developing a New Supernatural Thriller Series for Hulu

11/16/2015 - Rand Paul: Socialist Bernie Sanders Probably Isn't Going to Kill Millions of People, I Guess

11/16/2015 - We Can Now Give Ourselves Fake Freckles Because We Are Masters of Our Destiny

11/16/2015 - Urban Outfitters Tries to Buy Pizza Chain, Investors Are Blind to Their Delicious Vision

11/16/2015 - The Real Housewives of Cheshire Are the British Version of Orange County

11/16/2015 - Enjoy Five Terrifying Minutes of Ads from the 1980s

11/16/2015 - Gifts for Your Boss

11/16/2015 - The Allure of Kim Kelly, the Best Friend Who Terrifies You and Shows You Who You Are

11/16/2015 - America Now Scalping Patti LaBelle Walmart Pies Like They're H&M Balmain

11/16/2015 - The Pope Would Thank You to Put Your Damn Phone Away at the Dinner Table

11/16/2015 - Pastafarian Wins Right to Wear Colander As a Hat in Driver's License

11/16/2015 - Teammates Honor College Basketball Player Lauren Hill, Who Died of Cancer, in Moving Tribute

11/16/2015 - 10 Unbelievably Inspirational Quotes From Hollywood's Most Badass Women

11/16/2015 - Julianne Went to Atlantis and Met Someone Special

11/16/2015 - America's Shittiest States Begin Formally Barring Syrian Refugees [UPDATED]

11/16/2015 - Georgetown to Rename Buildings Originally Named After Slaveowners

11/16/2015 - Very Handsome Man Jason Momoa Will Star in a Netflix Western About Fur Trading

11/16/2015 - What Could Charlie Sheen Possibly Be 'Revealing' to Matt Lauer?

11/16/2015 - Is It Time to Replace 'Til Death Do Us Part' With the Possibility of Temporary Commitment?

11/16/2015 - How Do You Practice Self Care?

11/16/2015 - Donald Trump Wants to Monitor (and Potentially Shut Down) America's Mosques

11/16/2015 - Yawn, R. Kelly Seems Bored With the Old 'Sex with Minors' Line of Questioning

11/16/2015 - The Oscars Need a New Category for Batshit Cop Recruitment Videos

11/16/2015 - Anonymous Group Petitions to Have the 'T' Removed From 'LGBT'

11/16/2015 - Watch Chris Stapleton Back Up His Wife Morgane on a Cover of 'You Are My Sunshine'

11/16/2015 - Stories of the World's Most Inexplicable Restaurant Customers

11/16/2015 - Watch RHOA's Porsha Frighten Her New Boyfriend With a Surprise Party

11/16/2015 - 9/11 Hero's Widower Returns Award Because It Was Also Given to Caitlyn Jenner

11/16/2015 - How One Paris Massacre Tweet Captured the Meme-ification of Tragedy

11/16/2015 - Kim Zolciak to Haters: 'I’m Not a Bullshitter, I Don’t Have to Fucking Bullshit, So Fuck You'

11/16/2015 - Stray Cats Invade the G20 Summit, Bold as Can Be

11/16/2015 - British Salon Owner Arrested for Announcing She Won't Book Any 'Muslin or Islamic Client'

11/15/2015 - Thanks to Copyright Bullshit, Anne Frank's Diary Now Has a Co-Author

11/15/2015 - CBS Swaps Out Television Episodes With 'Terrorism-Related Plotlines'

11/15/2015 - Madonna Pauses Concert to Deliver Tearful Speech On Paris Massacre

11/15/2015 - Enjoy This Moment of a Baby Singing 'The Imperial March' from Star Wars

11/15/2015 - Mother Confesses After Remains of Babies Found in German Apartment

11/15/2015 - Terry Richardson Shoots Miley Cyrus for CANDY Magazine

11/15/2015 - ABC Cancels Wicked City Just Three Episodes In

11/15/2015 - Thinx Period Underwear Is Now Clashing With Taxi Television Over Ads

11/15/2015 - Is it Even Worthwhile to Teach Men to Value Emotional Labor?

11/15/2015 - Woman Posts Terrifying Account of Playing Dead for Over An Hour During Paris Attacks

11/15/2015 - Everything Sucks, So Here's a Video Of Puppies Swimming for the First Time

11/15/2015 - False Alarm at Place de la Republique Sends Thousands Fleeing

11/15/2015 - Ariel Winter Shuts Down Nasty Instagram Comments Claiming She's 'Asking for It' By Wearing Bikini

11/15/2015 - Ronda Rousey Hospitalized After Devastating Knockout

11/14/2015 - Ahoy, Debateys! It's a Democratic Debate Open Thread

11/14/2015 - Saturday Night Social: Snoop Dogg Has His Own Line of Weed Products

11/14/2015 - 23-Year-Old American Design Student Among Victims of Paris Attacks

11/14/2015 - Four More Women Added to Bill Cosby Defamation Lawsuit

11/14/2015 - Utah Judge Rescinds Order to Remove Baby from Lesbian Foster Parents

11/14/2015 - French Investigators Focus on Syrian Passport Holder Who Passed Through Greece

11/14/2015 - Mandatory Glove Laws in Restaurants Are Still Incredibly Stupid

11/14/2015 - CBS Will Shift Focus of Tonight's Democratic Debate to Paris Attacks

11/14/2015 - French President Francois Hollande Calls ISIL Attacks Against Paris 'An Act of War'

11/14/2015 - Selena Gomez Is Selling California Mansion After Numerous Intrusions by a Stalker

11/13/2015 - Denny's Customer Arrested After Alleged Pancake-Addled Rampage

11/13/2015 - The Most Embarrassing Time You Burst into Tears

11/13/2015 - Ariana Grande Is Currently Thinking About Pixar Movies, Gloria Steinem Books, and Bed

11/13/2015 - Congrats to This Dog on a Skateboard

11/13/2015 - Women Sue Birth Control Manufacturer For Cost of Raising Children Due to Defective Product

11/13/2015 - Lonely People Can Dine Free at This Michigan Restaurant on Thanksgiving

11/13/2015 - Grace Coddington Thinks Instagram Is 'Pathetic' (It's True)

11/13/2015 - Multiple People Feared Dead and Wounded in Paris Attacks, Hostages Reportedly Taken

11/13/2015 - Astrid Lindgren's Home to Be Opened to Pippi Fans—No Children Allowed

11/13/2015 - Watch Crazy Ex-Girlfriend's Nicki Minaj-Inspired Ode to Impressing the In-Laws

11/13/2015 - Dang, Did You Guys Know That Staples Is a Pun or Whatever

11/13/2015 - Say Yes to the Engagement Photos: A Breakthrough, Courtesy of My Wedding Photographer

11/13/2015 - Mormons Are Planning to Leave the Church Over New Anti-Gay Policy

11/13/2015 - Wow, What the FUCK Is a 'Babyccino'?

11/13/2015 - NCIS Star Pauley Perrette Violently Attacked By a Homeless Man

11/13/2015 - Parents Have Been Requesting Star Wars Toys for Their Daughters For Decades

11/13/2015 - Supreme Court Will Hear Case Against HB 2, Texas Law Meant to Shut Down Abortion Clinics

11/13/2015 - How to Make the Ayn Brand, a Vodka Cocktail That'll Get You Objectively Shitfaced

11/13/2015 - Trump Continues to Utterly Lose His Shit Over Ben Carson's Durable Poll Numbers

11/13/2015 - Former Cop Accused of Assaulting 13 Black Women Told Them 'Just Play By My Rules'

11/13/2015 - Is There Something Wrong With Telling Your Kid They're Beautiful?

11/13/2015 - For the 2nd Year in a Row, I Was Not Asked to Model for This Erotic Carp Calendar

11/13/2015 - I'll Tell You About the High Number of Depressed New Yorkers as Soon as I Can Get Out of Bed

11/13/2015 - Here's the Best White Eyeliner

11/13/2015 - Deep Cuts: Try Dressing Funny

11/13/2015 - Kylie Minogue's Christmas Album Is a Festively Bland Non-Classic

11/13/2015 - Government Says Allowing Chelsea Manning to Grow Her Hair Would Be a 'Significant Security Risk'

11/13/2015 - Dick Cheney Took the Stage Last Night to Darth Vader's Theme Song

11/13/2015 - With Spotlight, Tom McCarthy Has Made a Triumph About a Tragedy

11/13/2015 - Katy Perry Is Amy Heckerling's Dream Pick to Play Cher in the Clueless Musical

11/13/2015 - Bill Cosby Won't Be Deposed in Janice Dickinson's Defamation Lawsuit, For Now

11/13/2015 - Take Me Out to the Ball Game With These Ladies, Please

11/13/2015 - Solidarity With Mizzou's Black Students Prompts 'Equality Bullshit,' 'Blafricoons' Yik Yaks at IU

11/13/2015 - MP Proposes: Make the Hedgehog the National Symbol of the United Kingdom

11/13/2015 - Watch Julia Roberts Talk to 9 Women Named Julia Roberts on Jimmy Kimmel

11/13/2015 - Trump Loses His Shit So Dramatically His Fans Don't Believe It Really Happened

11/13/2015 - Amy Schumer Says Being Famous Fucking Sucks

11/13/2015 - Happy Friday the 13th: Here's Alex Winston's Cheerfully Murder-y Video for 'The Day I Died'

11/13/2015 - Swastika Painted on Building at Bowie State University, Students Rally in Protest

11/12/2015 - Jennifer Aniston Was Replaced on Friends and Nobody Noticed

11/12/2015 - Hot Pockets Craving Saves Man From Plane Crash

11/12/2015 - Lindsay Lohan Dresses Like Sharon Tate on Charles Manson's Birthday

11/12/2015 - Amber Heard Loves Johnny Depp and Her Step Kids, She Swears

11/12/2015 - Kevin Hart Says You're Going to Be Seeing Even More Kevin Hart

11/12/2015 - Woman Goes On Tinder Date, Ends Up Donating Kidney to Stranger

11/12/2015 - Study Purports to Show Yelp Reviewers Tend to be Racist Towards Minority-Owned Businesses

11/12/2015 - A Simple Guide to Living Forever

11/12/2015 - 27 Fully Made Up Things You Don't Know About Blake Shelton

11/12/2015 - Mizzou Appoints Michael Middleton as Interim President

11/12/2015 - Ben Carson Beats Donald Trump in Race to Top of New York Times Bestseller List

11/12/2015 - Not Sleeping With Your Partner Is Still a Taboo, But It Doesn't Mean Your Relationship's Doomed

11/12/2015 - Clear Your Calendars, Because That Noah's Ark Theme Park Opens in July

11/12/2015 - Good Girls Revolt Surprisingly Made Me Want To

11/12/2015 - Virginia Becomes First State to End Veteran Homelessness

11/12/2015 - Uh, Is Tyrese Gibson Stealing Other People's Viral Videos for His Own Nefarious Gain?

11/12/2015 - I Can't Stop Thinking About This Moment From This Week's Vanderpump Rules

11/12/2015 - Maria Borges Is the First Afro-Coiffed Model to Walk in the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

11/12/2015 - Woman Who Used False Male Identity to Trick Friend Into Sex Sentenced to 8 Years

11/12/2015 - Carol Doda, Famed Stripper and Lounge Performer, Dies at 78

11/12/2015 - Screaming on the Inside: My Adventures With Botox

11/12/2015 - Jennifer Lawrence Seems Sad and Tired

11/12/2015 - Marco Rubio's South Carolina Campaign Finally Moves Out of Garage

11/12/2015 - How to Puke All Over the World

11/12/2015 - J.J. Abrams Says Leia Is Known as 'General' in The Force Awakens, Not 'Princess'

11/12/2015 - Oregon City Councilor Calls Muslims 'Pure Evil,' Threatens to Deliver 'Ass Whooping' to Trans Kids

11/12/2015 - How Often Do You Let Your Significant Other Out of Your Sight?

11/12/2015 - Seamless Will Now Verify That Their Restaurants Are Real, Which Is Probably Good...

11/12/2015 - 32 Things Donald Trump Finds 'Disgusting'

11/12/2015 - Taylor Swift 'Shake It Off' Lawsuit Dismissal Includes Dad Jokes and Footnotes on Memes

11/12/2015 - A Conversation With Johari Osayi Idusuyi, the Hero Who Read Through a Trump Rally

11/12/2015 - Artifact of the Day: This Cocktail Napkin Covered in Racy Jokes About the Pill and Pregnancy

11/12/2015 - Utah Judge Orders 1-Year-Old Removed from Lesbian Foster Parents

11/12/2015 - Mizzou Rejects Resignation From Prof Who Encouraged His Students to Come to Class Despite Threats

11/12/2015 - Look Away from Jeb Bush Trying to Chest-Bump Someone, the Saddest Sight of All Time

11/12/2015 - Well, Well, Well, Giada De Laurentiis's New Boyfriend Is Still Married to Someone Else

11/12/2015 - ALERT, ALERT: NEW MISSY ELLIOTT VIDEO

11/12/2015 - Projecting Mightily, Trump Suggests Hillary Clinton Is Wearing a Wig

11/12/2015 - Sausage Companies Settle Sausage Fight Over Sausage Marketing

11/11/2015 - Tinder Enhances Profiles and Algorithm for More 'Meaningful Connections'

11/11/2015 - Zoe Kazan Cast as Lead in New Lena Dunham Comedy

11/11/2015 - Sheryl Sandberg Is Sponsoring a Navy Submarine

11/11/2015 - Charlie Brown Voice Actor Had a Dog Named Snoopy, Allegedly Threatened to Kill a Sheriff

11/11/2015 - Gwyneth Paltrow Also Broke the Internet, According to Gwyneth Paltrow

11/11/2015 - Joe's Crab Shack is Trying a No-Tipping Model

11/11/2015 - The Weeknd Seems to Like Models

11/11/2015 - Female New Zealand MPs Thrown Out of Session After Revealing Sexual Assault

11/11/2015 - Misty Copeland Is Getting a Town Square Named After Her for Christmas

11/11/2015 - Mizzou Prof Offers Resignation After Encouraging Students to Attend Class Despite Reported Threats

11/11/2015 - H&M Joins the War on Christmas, Will Be Closed on Thanksgiving

11/11/2015 - Share of Young Women Living With Their Parents Hits Record High, Matching Pre-WWII Levels

11/11/2015 - 81-Year-Old Woman, Last Fluent Speaker of Her Language, Learns to Type to Make a Dictionary

11/11/2015 - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 Is Coming: Eh, We'll Probably Watch It

11/11/2015 - I Made Mutherfuckin' Apple Cake and It Was Goddamned Delicious

11/11/2015 - University of Missouri Turmoil Inspires #blackoncampus on Twitter

11/11/2015 - Oh My God There's Another One: Meet The Real Housewives of Potomac

11/11/2015 - This Session of the Supreme Court Could Determine Abortion Access for Generations

11/11/2015 - Counterpoint: Bar Glenn Reynolds and Only Glenn Reynolds From Voting

11/11/2015 - Let's Determine Once and For All Whether This Brooklyn Sculpture Says 'Yo' or 'Oy'

11/11/2015 - The Hollywood Reporter Is Dropping Its Controversial 'Power 100' List

11/11/2015 - This Week In Tabloids: Gwen's Pregnant, Blake's the Daddy, and Miranda's So Pissed, Y'all

11/11/2015 - Ben Carson Wouldn't Abort Baby Hitler: 'I'm Not in Favor of Aborting Anybody'

11/11/2015 - After 24 Years, Allure Founder Linda Wells Replaced by Former Nylon Editor Michelle Lee

11/11/2015 - Teen Mom 3 Star Mackenzie Mckee Is Now a Competitive Bodybuilder

11/11/2015 - No One Likes Target's Offensive OCD Christmas Sweater

11/11/2015 - Cancer Center Claims They Never Treated RHOC's Brooks Ayers For a Damn Thing

11/11/2015 - The Story and Nightmare Emails Behind One Elite Silver Lake Preschool's Turmoil

11/11/2015 - I Can't Believe We Still Have an Entire Goddamn Year Until Election Day

11/11/2015 - Jennifer Lawrence Falls On Red Carpet Once Again, Bored Nation Demands New Gimmick

11/11/2015 - Trans Woman Jailed in Iowa for Eight Days Sues Hotel for Discrimination

11/11/2015 - This Exhibit on Female Printmakers Is a Treasure Trove of Fascinating Women

11/11/2015 - Fantasy Kardashian-Jenner League, Week 6: Music Video Tragedy Inspires League-Wide Penalty

11/11/2015 - Wheel of Fortune Contestant Has Absolutely No Idea What She's Doing, Still Wins Show

11/11/2015 - Hillary Clinton Releases Plan to Improve Health Care for Female Veterans

11/11/2015 - Madeleine's 24-Hour Product Diary: Am I Doing This Right?

11/11/2015 - Scream Queens' Jamie Lee Curtis Pays Tribute to Mother Janet Leigh and Psycho

11/11/2015 - Previously Unknown Edith Wharton Short Story Found--Where Else?--in a Library

11/11/2015 - Astronauts, Fireworks, Hippies & Butterflies, Oh My!: Every Look From the VS Fashion Show

11/11/2015 - Sandra Bullock Says that Sexism on Set of Unnamed Film Was 'Worst Experience' She'd Ever Had

11/11/2015 - Sandy Hook Truther Shows Up at Memorial Run for Slain Teacher, Screams Shooting Was a Hoax

11/11/2015 - Gwen Learned Gavin Was Cheating On Her With the Nanny Because of an Accidental iCloud Sync

11/11/2015 - Carly Fiorina: I Both Did and Did Not Meet Vladimir Putin In A Green Room

11/11/2015 - Suspect Arrested for Social Media Threats Against Black University of Missouri Students

11/10/2015 - The Mountaintop Playwright Understandably Upset That a White Man Was Cast as Martin Luther King, Jr.

11/10/2015 - Here's the Story Of a Dumb Debatey: Join Jezebel for a GOP Debate Live Blog

11/10/2015 - Ronda Rousey Is Feeling The Bern

11/10/2015 - Bloomingdale's Apologizes for Maybe Encouraging You to Date Rape Your Friend

11/10/2015 - Gisele Almost Dumped Tom Brady for Impregnating His Ex Girlfriend

11/10/2015 - Lonely Celebrities Unite for New Reality Show Famously Single

11/10/2015 - Idris Elba and Madonna Have a Moment

11/10/2015 - Female Cop Gets $100K Settlement After Being Relegated to Tollbooth Duty While Pregnant

11/10/2015 - Is SyFy's New Series The Internet Ruined My Life About Everyone on the Internet?

11/10/2015 - We Are All This Woman Refusing to Put Down Her Book at a Trump Rally

11/10/2015 - 3 Creatives and 1 Idiot Weigh in on Fixing Hollywood's Diversity Problem

11/10/2015 - How Did the Secret Service Choose Ben Carson's Awful Code Name?

11/10/2015 - Universal Is Pulling the Miserable Jem and the Holograms From 2,000 Theaters

11/10/2015 - Spectre Makes the Case for Bond Girls Over Bond

11/10/2015 - Wendy Williams Will Be on TV Forever, Guys

11/10/2015 - Learn Bill Nye's Secret to Flawless Skin!!!

11/10/2015 - Famously Awful 5th Circuit Rules Against Obama Immigration Plan, Paving Way for Supreme Court Battle

11/10/2015 - Me Hanging Out in College

11/10/2015 - Meet Mrs. Fulbright: A Fake Presidential Candidate's Wife with Dead Eyes and No Dreams

11/10/2015 - You're a Dirty Gentrifying Tech Bro, and You Need to Be Spanked

11/10/2015 - Oh! My Brain! Join Us Tonight For a Very Debatey Liveblog

11/10/2015 - Obama Is the First-Ever Sitting President to Cover Out's 100 Issue

11/10/2015 - Groupon Is Selling a Clip-In Manbun

11/10/2015 - Krysten Ritter Is a Superhero P.I. with a Chip on Her Shoulder in Jessica Jones

11/10/2015 - Thriftin' in Memphis

11/10/2015 - Everyone Fashionably Celebrated Themselves at Glamour's Woman of the Year Awards

11/10/2015 - President Uses New Facebook Page to Claim He Was Born in Hawaii, Yeah, Sure

11/10/2015 - After 12 Years, Mary-Louise Parker Finally Wrote About Being Dumped by Billy Crudup While Pregnant

11/10/2015 - Man Takes Selfie With Unwitting Wife Mid-Birth, Lives to Share the Picture

11/10/2015 - Here's the Official Trailer for Finding Dory, a Star-Studded Cartoon About a Memory-Impaired Fish

11/10/2015 - A Book About Nothing: Khloé Kardashian's Strong Looks Better Naked, Reviewed

11/10/2015 - How Can Childcare Be So Pricey While Childcare Workers Barely Earn a Living Wage?

11/10/2015 - Painting of a Nekkid Lady Sells for an Astronomical $170.4 Million

11/10/2015 - Instruments, Their Mouths Are: Pentatonix Will Perform Star Wars Score at the AMAs

11/10/2015 - Fox Debate Moderator: Republicans Must Try Not To Look Like Such 'Whiners and Babies'

11/10/2015 - Cosby Faces Yet Another Defamation Lawsuit From Another Alleged Victim

11/10/2015 - The Sky Rave of Your Dreams Is Becoming a Reality

11/10/2015 - Watch Jane the Virgin's Rogelio Finally Confront His Nemesis Britney Spears

11/10/2015 - I Have Questions About Donald Trump's Plan to Make Everyone Say 'Merry Christmas' Again

11/10/2015 - Sad Dancing With The Stars Diaries: Val Chmerkovskiy Opens His Bleeding Heart

11/10/2015 - Department Stores Are Fucked Due to Warm Weather

11/10/2015 - Azealia Banks Is Under Investigation By the LAPD For Allegedly Attacking a Security Guard

11/10/2015 - The Daily Show Investigates America's Cumbersome, Broken-Ass Voting Machines

11/10/2015 - Senator Claire McCaskill Begs Men to Consider Shutting Up More

11/9/2015 - Jeb Bush Would Totally Kill Baby Hitler, Thinks It Would Be Super Rad

11/9/2015 - Lorena Bobbitt, Of Dick Chopping Fame, Appears On Steve Harvey

11/9/2015 - Humans May Empathize With Robots, May One Day Prefer Them to People

11/9/2015 - Zooey Deschanel Is Jewish

11/9/2015 - Like Chrissy Teigen, I Am Not Impressed That John Legend Cooked Dinner

11/9/2015 - Baby Goat Safely Returned After Twitter Freaks Out Over Petting Zoo Kidnapping

11/9/2015 - Female Students at Chinese College Not Down to Sign American-Style Abstinence Pledge

11/9/2015 - Fed Up With Police Dawdling, Detroit Women Join Together to Get 11,341 Rape Kits Tested

11/9/2015 - SeaWorld San Diego to 'Phase Out' Current Orca Show, Replace With More 'Natural' Show

11/9/2015 - No One Hated This Season of Project Runway More Than Tim Gunn

11/9/2015 - University of Missouri Chancellor Second Official To Step Down

11/9/2015 - LSU Bro Shows Class How to Seduce Women: 'Make Her Believe She Doesn't Have a Choice'

11/9/2015 - Jennifer Lopez's New Cop Show Has Her Covering Up the Shooting of an Unarmed Black Man

11/9/2015 - I Watched The Bedford Stop and My Whole Life Fell Apart

11/9/2015 - Why the Fuck Are Middle-Class Parents This Overwhelmed?

11/9/2015 - That 3-Year-Old Baby DJ Totally Won South Africa's Got Talent

11/9/2015 - On This Day in 1965, The Lights Went Off in New York City--Just in Time for Rush Hour

11/9/2015 - This Dude's Name Is Taylor Swift and He's Living His Best Life

11/9/2015 - Turns Out Those 'Free' Samples and Returns at Sephora Are Actually Costing Us an Arm and a Leg

11/9/2015 - Is This Professor a Rapist For Sleeping With Her Severely Disabled Student?

11/9/2015 - Flesh and Bone Is Another Starz Show About Dark, Complex Women

11/9/2015 - Jezebel Staff Diversity

11/9/2015 - Who Did This Cover of Adele's 'Hello'?

11/9/2015 - Indian Group Plans to Sue to Get Famous Diamond Back From Queen Elizabeth

11/9/2015 - Frat Files $25 Million Lawsuit Against Rolling Stone for Retracted Rape Story

11/9/2015 - Rising Star Tinashe Lets Us Peek Into Her Handbag

11/9/2015 - Queens Politician Fought for Mistreated Salon Workers Until Their Bosses Gave Him Cash

11/9/2015 - No One Wants to See Hollywood's Middling Oscar Bait

11/9/2015 - Everyone Is Treating The Political Process With Respect

11/9/2015 - Happy 101st Birthday to Hedy Lamarr, Silver-Screen Sex Goddess and Inventor

11/9/2015 - Who Is The Most Beautiful Woman of All Time?

11/9/2015 - The Essential Heartlessness of the Sharing Economy Will Be Revealed Now or Later, Maybe Via Deaths at Airbnb

11/9/2015 - University of Missouri President Tim Wolfe Resigns After Protests Against His Mishandling of Racist Incidents

11/9/2015 - Shonda Rhimes Says Wanting to Lose Weight Made Her Feel 'Shallow and Misogynistic'

11/9/2015 - British Parliamentarian Flexes Political Muscle to Complain About Star Wars Shoe Bungle

11/9/2015 - This Anti-Gay Rant From Colorado Pastor Kevin Swanson Is Sort of Incredible, Actually

11/9/2015 - A Critic's Journey Through All the Free Shit at Film Receptions in Los Angeles

11/9/2015 - Stories of the Best and Funniest Restaurant Customers

11/9/2015 - Supreme Court to Hear Challenge to Obamacare For the Fourth Damn Time

11/9/2015 - Kanye West Forgot His Lyrics But Made It Through Kris Jenner's Birthday Party

11/9/2015 - Peru To Create National Registry of Forced Sterilization Victims

11/9/2015 - Did Vivica A. Fox Out Her Ex 50 Cent on Watch What Happens Live Last Night?

11/9/2015 - Nobel Peace Prize Winner Likely to Be Elected President in Myanmar, But Will Be Barred from Taking Office

11/8/2015 - Inventor Of New Manicure Tool Wants to Introduce Girls to Technology

11/8/2015 - 47-Year-Old Woman Gives Birth One Hour After Learning She Is Pregnant

11/8/2015 - Teen Saves Classmate From Choking, Taught By SpongeBob SquarePants

11/8/2015 - Girl Kicked Out of Cheerleading Team Because of Her Curly Hair

11/8/2015 - 50 Cent Says Bullet Lodged in His Tongue is 'Great for Oral'

11/8/2015 - Christians Angry Over Starbucks' Minimalist Holiday Cup Design

11/8/2015 - Sharon Stone Is Latest Actress to Open Up About Hollywood Wage Gap Issue

11/8/2015 - Mother Kills Son in Hospital Room Before Taking Own Life

11/8/2015 - In Relationships, People Care More About What’s Wrong With You Than What’s Right

11/8/2015 - Austin Police Chief Essentially Congratulates His Cops for Not Raping a Woman

11/8/2015 - Ben Carson Admits That His Autobiography Isn't '100% Accurate,' But It's Close Enough

11/8/2015 - After Success of Melissa McCarthy's Clothing Line, More Retailers Will Offer Plus-Sized Fashion

11/8/2015 - Donald Trump's SNL Has Shortened My Natural Life

11/8/2015 - Kris Jenner's Great Gatsby-Themed 60th Birthday Party Looks Kinda Weird

11/7/2015 - 'Live From New York, a Racist Piece of Shit!': Protesters Greet Donald Trump Outside Saturday Night Live

11/7/2015 - Saturday Night Social: Hosted by This Scary Prince George Cake

11/7/2015 - Chloë Grace Moretz Set to Star as The Little Mermaid

11/7/2015 - Serial's Adnan Syed Is Getting a New Hearing

11/7/2015 - Disneyland Employee Sentenced to Jail for Trying to Have Sex With Kids in Exchange for Park Tickets

11/7/2015 - This Cat Rocking Out to 'Hotline Bling' Is Pretty Goddamn Chill

11/7/2015 - Miss You Already is Relentlessly Sad, Just Like It's Supposed to Be

11/7/2015 - Colorado High School Rocked By Teen Sext Ring, Football Team Found to Be at Center of Scandal

11/7/2015 - Here's Playful Scamp Jennifer Lawrence Catching an Entire Faceful of Natalie Dormer in Prank Gone Wrong

11/7/2015 - Stories of Celebrities in Restaurants

11/7/2015 - 'Thank God for Girls': Tracking Weezer’s Brand of Nerd Misogyny

11/7/2015 - Did Gwen Stefani Cheat With Blake Shelton While Married? Gavin Rossdale Allegedly Thinks So

11/6/2015 - Incredible Stone-Cold Broad Fucking Shreds Her Fortune So Her Heirs Can't Get It

11/6/2015 - Maybe Don't Get a Discount Butt Lift

11/6/2015 - Jordan Peele Needs to Bless the World With His Ben Carson Impression

11/6/2015 - Here Is A List Of People I Challenge to a Recreational Fight

11/6/2015 - Officials Say Cop Who Faked His Murder Also Organized a Sham Marriage, Planned Hit on Village Manager

11/6/2015 - How to Make Autumn's Red Rooster, a Cocktail That Answers the Question 'What's Pumpkin Lard?'

11/6/2015 - Teen Pregnancy Is Rising in West Africa as an After-Effect of the Ebola Crisis

11/6/2015 - Happy Fall From Three Very Cute Children of 1940s New York

11/6/2015 - Spitting and Sweating, Anti-Gay Pastor Kevin Swanson Welcomes Huckabee and Jindal to Weird, Weird Conference

11/6/2015 - The Crow Remake is Still On, Even Though Shit Keeps Happening to Stop It

11/6/2015 - An Obsessed John Stamos Fan Remembers His Greatest B-Movie Role

11/6/2015 - Elves Fuck, and Dress Better Than You: What I Learned at Elf School in Reykjavik

11/6/2015 - Dov Charney Can No Longer Afford a Lawyer

11/6/2015 - Deep Cuts: Accept That It's Going to Be Very Cold Very Soon

11/6/2015 - Very Grumpy Man Robert De Niro Says He Doesn't Give a Fuck Who Some Tech Nerd Is

11/6/2015 - HTGAWM Poll: Will Annalise & Wes Take It to the Boneyard?

11/6/2015 - Mormon Church Threatens to Excommunicate Same-Sex Couples, Excludes Their Children From Baptism

11/6/2015 - Twitter VP Apologizes For Diversity 'Blind Spot'

11/6/2015 - Here's the Best Multi-Purpose Eyeshadow Brush

11/6/2015 - Carly Fiorina on The View: 'I Love to Smile and Laugh.'

11/6/2015 - Our Earliest Ideas of Sex Are Stupid and Beautiful

11/6/2015 - Applebee's Customer Allegedly Attacks Fellow Diner Because They Weren't Speaking English

11/6/2015 - Ben Carson's Campaign Admits He Lied About Being Offered a West Point Scholarship

11/6/2015 - The Typewriter ASCII Portraits of Classic Hollywood and the Obsessive Fans Who Made Them

11/6/2015 - Hillary Clinton Successfully Continues Her 'I'm Chill' Tour at Kimmel

11/6/2015 - What Does Overstock.com Know That We Don't?

11/6/2015 - Saturday Night Live Has Dealt With Trump-Level Backlash Before. It Didn't End Well.

11/6/2015 - Adele Is Not Allowed to Drunk Tweet Anymore, Which Is Really a Damn Shame

11/6/2015 - David Hasselhoff's Ibiza DJ Musical Is All of My Wildest Dreams Realized

11/6/2015 - Girl-on-Girl Jealousy Is Not Inevitable

11/6/2015 - Seth Rogen Somehow Remembers Eating 60 Grams of Shrooms in Amsterdam

11/6/2015 - Aziz Ansari's Master of None Was Made For the Netflix and Chill Generation

11/6/2015 - Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani's Love Is More Real Than Anyone Could Ever Comprehend

11/6/2015 - Ben Carson Insists He Tried to Stab a Guy When He Was 14, Despite Mounting Evidence He's Lying

11/5/2015 - The Price of Girl Scout Cookies Is On the Rise

11/5/2015 - Hillary Clinton Once Had a Dolly Parton-Themed Birthday Party

11/5/2015 - Olivia Lies to Pretty Much Everyone: Here Is Your Scandal Open Thread

11/5/2015 - Please, No: Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton Have Already Written a Duet

11/5/2015 - Tracee Ellis Ross Had the Greatest 18th Birthday I've Ever Seen

11/5/2015 - New Startup Asks Women to Review Companies' Maternity Leave Policies

11/5/2015 - What Happens When Inmates Go From 'The Box' to Release? They Come Back.

11/5/2015 - Apparently All Those Bed Bath & Beyond 20% Off Coupons Aren't Great for Business

11/5/2015 - NYC Construction Workers Uncover a Couple of Crypts Full of Skeletons

11/5/2015 - Woman Sentenced to Life in Prison After Holding Mentally-Disabled Adults Captive

11/5/2015 - Anxious Minds, Rejoice: Study Shows That Worrying Is Sometimes Good for You

11/5/2015 - That Much-Needed Amy Winehouse Biopic Is Coming

11/5/2015 - British MP Takes a Brave Stand Against Christmas in the Form of a Coca Cola Truck

11/5/2015 - Jenn Culp's 24-Hour Product Diary: Orange Hair and Attacks of Introversion

11/5/2015 - H&M Balmaniacs Throwing Bows to Dress Up Like Kylie Jenner In the Club

11/5/2015 - A Beginner's Guide to Flaunting

11/5/2015 - Season 6 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Has a Lot of New Faces

11/5/2015 - Rick Santorum: The President is 'Chicken,' But I've Fought 'The Ladies of The View'

11/5/2015 - Maybe Don't Listen to Ronda Rousey's Bad Sex Advice

11/5/2015 - I Am Somewhat in Love With Both Justin Timberlake and Chris Stapleton After This CMA Duet

11/5/2015 - Restoration of One of Queen Elizabeth's Paintings Reveals a Man Taking a Dump

11/5/2015 - What Happens When the Men Who Helped Make a Post-Game World Try to Fix It

11/5/2015 - Sia Has Picked Yet Another Bewigged Child to Represent Her in the 'Alive' Video

11/5/2015 - A Record Number of Female Firefighters Are Joining the FDNY This Year

11/5/2015 - All the Country Glamour, Cowboy Hats and Baby Bumps at the 2015 CMA Awards

11/5/2015 - 'Indecent' Grey's Anatomy Scene About Gay Sex Causes Complaints In India

11/5/2015 - Video: McDonald's Customer Allegedly Assaults Worker, Then Lies About It

11/5/2015 - Wait, Wait, Bernie Sanders Never Said We Shouldn't Investigate Hillary Clinton's Emails

11/5/2015 - The ABCs of Ben Carson's Wacky Beliefs

11/5/2015 - America's Greatest Insufferable Pastimes Are Astrology and Fantasy Football

11/5/2015 - George H.W. Bush Mellows on Marriage Stance: 'People Have a Right to Be Happy'

11/5/2015 - French Ex-Culture Minister: Alber Elbaz's Lanvin Dismissal an 'Unspeakable Injustice'

11/5/2015 - My Least Favorite of Oprah's Favorite Things 2015

11/5/2015 - Ben Carson Releases 60-Second Rap Track, Rhymes 'Carson' With 'Awesome'

11/5/2015 - Patrick Kane Will Not Face Rape Charges

11/5/2015 - Here's Video of Super Hero Serena Williams Chasing Down a Phone Thief

11/5/2015 - Miranda Sticks it to Blake By Copying Gwen's Pink '90s Hair, Makes CMAs Interesting

11/5/2015 - NBC Ignores Protesters Calling for Them to Dump Donald Trump as Saturday Night Live Host

11/4/2015 - The Cast of The Baby-Sitters Club Movie Had a Reunion

11/4/2015 - Katy Perry Is the Highest-Paid Woman in Music

11/4/2015 - Hipster Barbie Is Dead (But We're All Woke)

11/4/2015 - Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton Are Definitely Humping

11/4/2015 - Dax Shepard Romances Wife Kristen Bell Like a Big Nerd

11/4/2015 - Woman Posts Winning Ticket Selfie on Facebook, Someone Else Cashes It In

11/4/2015 - Shaun King Posts Bitter Exchange With Don Lemon's Booker, Promptly Gets His Account Suspended

11/4/2015 - Former Maxim Editor-in-Chief Kate Lanphear, a Woman, Replaced By Glenn O'Brien, a Man

11/4/2015 - Everyone in This Teen Social Media War Can Legally Vote

11/4/2015 - Ladies Man John Kasich Asks Woman If She's Ever Been on a Diet

11/4/2015 - Why Do So Many People Think They Know the Best Way for a Woman to Live?

11/4/2015 - Tell Us About Your Experiences As a Nurse

11/4/2015 - Rice Krispie Treat Pumpkins Aren't Really Cooking, But Don't Let That Stop You

11/4/2015 - This Ziploc Baggie Art Piece Is Santigold's New Album Cover

11/4/2015 - Dear Adults: J.K. Rowling Says 'There Will Be Another Children’s Book'

11/4/2015 - This Languorous Lingerie Party Looks Fun

11/4/2015 - The Sexiest Thing About Justin Trudeau Is His Cabinet's Gender Parity

11/4/2015 - A Chat With Allysha Almada, Who Repped for Nurses at the White House

11/4/2015 - Active Shooter Engaged in Hours-Long Standoff with Police in San Diego

11/4/2015 - Behold Your Voting Public, Commenting on This Three-Year Old Video of Hillary Clinton Falling Down

11/4/2015 - This Week In Tabloids: Prince Harry's About to Be a Daddy, and Queen Mommy Ain't Happy

11/4/2015 - Balmain's H&M Collaboration Is Still Prohibitively Expensive

11/4/2015 - France Will Allow Men Who Have Sex With Men to Donate Blood Starting Next Year

11/4/2015 - My Bridal Fitness Plan

11/4/2015 - Daniel Holtzclaw, Former Cop Accused of Raping 13 Black Women, Gets an All-White Jury

11/4/2015 - Truly Inspiring: Congress To Work a Punishing 25 Full Weeks in 2016

11/4/2015 - NON-RIHMERGENCY: The Many False Alarms for Rihanna's ANTI Album

11/4/2015 - The Magazine Once Known as Lucky Is Officially Done

11/4/2015 - A Moment of Silence for the Italian Marathon Runner Who Wandered New York City for Two Days

11/4/2015 - Report: Lanvin Employees Seek Labor Help After Being Iced Out by Management

11/4/2015 - Vote, Ya Dipshits

11/4/2015 - The Thrift That Keeps on Thrifting

11/4/2015 - Formerly Depressed Serena Williams Now Chasing Down iPhone Thieves Like A Hero

11/4/2015 - The Arsenic Dress: How Poisonous Green Pigments Terrorized Victorian Fashion

11/4/2015 - Well, Shit, Matt Bevin Is Kentucky's New Governor

11/4/2015 - Fantasy Kardashian-Jenner League, Week 5: Kendall Jenner's Rocky Road

11/4/2015 - Houston-Area Detective: 12-Year-old Raped By Stranger in Public Bathroom 'Wasn't All That Unwilling'

11/4/2015 - Justin Bieber to Fans: Sorry, Why Can't Ü Clap On the Beat?

11/4/2015 - Ian Fleming: Lesbian Pussy Galore Just Needed a Man to Sort Her Out

11/4/2015 - Northwestern Philosophy Professor Resigns After Sexual Harassment Investigation

11/4/2015 - Make Your Cousin's Day By Telling Him JNCO Jeans Are Back

11/4/2015 - Bigots Rejoice as Houston Fails to Pass Equal Rights Ordinance

11/3/2015 - Ohio Refuses to Make Nick Lachey Filthy Rich Off of Weed

11/3/2015 - New Photographs Show That Zendaya Was Heavily Photoshopped for Magazine Shoot

11/3/2015 - Are Kendall Jenner and Taylor Swift Feuding Like No One’s Watching?

11/3/2015 - Chick-Fil-A Franchise Donates to LGBT Film Festival, Evangelicals Lose Their Minds

11/3/2015 - Hillary Clinton Met With the Mothers of Trayvon Martin, Michael Brown and Others

11/3/2015 - Dr. Ruth Does Not Recommend Threesomes

11/3/2015 - The World Doesn't Need Another Ray J Dating Show, But We're Getting One

11/3/2015 - Man Who Raped Child 200-300 Times Sentenced to 50 Years In Prison, Town Still Supports Him

11/3/2015 - Rihanna Sounds, Uh, Pretty Decent Singing Amy Winehouse on The Voice

11/3/2015 - Adele Says Giving Birth to Her Son Set Her Adrift

11/3/2015 - Florida Public Elementary School Hosts STEM Night Just For Boys

11/3/2015 - Gather Round, Soldiers in the War on Christmas, For Our Hour Is Nigh

11/3/2015 - Hey, GMA Host Lara Spencer, Why Are You Sitting On Donald Trump's Lap?

11/3/2015 - Woman Gets a Wisdom Tooth Engagement Ring, Doesn't Freak Out

11/3/2015 - RHOC Season 10 Is Over, But Brooks Ayers' Cancer Saga Will Never End

11/3/2015 - Woman Gets Poem From Her Ex's New Girlfriend, Sends Him Pile of Horse Shit

11/3/2015 - Comedian Avenges Sidewalk Assault By Launching Social Media Campaign Against Popular Brooklyn Bar

11/3/2015 - Ew Jax, No One Cares That You Hooked Up With Lindsay Lohan

11/3/2015 - Can Anyone Tell Us if Congressional Candidate Michele Fiore Loves Guns?

11/3/2015 - 'I Am Isolated in a Cell 23 to 24 Hours a Day': An Interview with Trans Inmate Synthia China Blast

11/3/2015 - Sad Dancing With The Stars Diaries: Bindi Irwin Gets Real

11/3/2015 - Jourdan Dunn Happy Not to Walk in 'BS' Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Now That Rihanna's Out

11/3/2015 - Local News Team Oddly Baffled By Jail Giving Birth Control to Inmates

11/3/2015 - It's 2015, and Men Are Still Being Pussies About Eating Pussy

11/3/2015 - Sobbing Teen Posts Viral Video to Denounce Social Media

11/3/2015 - This National Sandwich Day, Let Me Diagnose Your Sandwich Needs

11/3/2015 - Overstimulated Man Caught Polishing His Broomstick in a Halloween Store

11/3/2015 - Abby Lee Miller of Dance Moms Accused of Hiding $755K in Income During Bankruptcy Filing

11/3/2015 - Report from the Office for Civil Rights: Trans Students Must Be Given Locker Room Access

11/3/2015 - How Soundcloud's Corporate-Friendly Overhaul Fucked Over One Small Podcast

11/3/2015 - Yale SAE Brother Accused of Racist Party Screening: 'White Girls Only'

11/3/2015 - Eyeliner and Liner Notes: The 1960s

11/3/2015 - Leah Remini’s Scientology Memoir Includes a Lot of Great Tom Cruise Anecdotes

11/3/2015 - Frances Bean Has a Creepy Doll Made With Locks of Kurt Cobain's Hair

11/3/2015 - Report: Patrick Kane's Accuser No Longer Cooperating with Rape Investigation

11/3/2015 - Ireland Decriminalizes Use of Heroin, Pot and Cocaine; Abortion Remains Illegal

11/3/2015 - Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani's Relationship Remains World's Worst-Kept Secret

11/3/2015 - Sure Are a Lot of Dudes on the New UK Passports Celebrating 'Creativity'

11/3/2015 - Donald Trump, Who Has Never Been Elected to Office, Attacks Ben Carson's Inexperience

11/2/2015 - Study Finds That White, Middle-Aged Americans Are Dying Off

11/2/2015 - The Boss Women Of the Supreme Court Now Featured in Their Own Portrait

11/2/2015 - Hunger Games Theme Parks Let You Live Your Own Dystopian Nightmare

11/2/2015 - Mindy Kaling Wants You to Get Over Spoilers

11/2/2015 - Tom Jones Wonders, Am I Black?

11/2/2015 - 'But Why Are You Alone?': Two Solo Months Wandering Iran

11/2/2015 - Los Angeles Is Considering Publicly 'Drought Shaming' Excessive Water Users

11/2/2015 - Watch Ariana Grande Tell Two Childish Radio Hosts They Need a 'Little Brushing Up On Equality'

11/2/2015 - Burmese Women's Rights Activists Get Death Threats from Monks for Talking About Sexual Health

11/2/2015 - Jeb Bush's New Campaign Slogan Would Make a Very Cute Name for a Children's Book

11/2/2015 - Why, Exactly, Are We So Into Policing What Pregnant Women Eat?

11/2/2015 - Sleigh Bells Accuses Demi Lovato of Sampling Two of Their Songs Without Permission

11/2/2015 - Carly Fiorina Gets Booked for The View, Tells Panelists to 'Man Up'

11/2/2015 - UK Paper Suggests All-Female Archaeology Team Was a 'Publicity Stunt'

11/2/2015 - Church Won't Let Curious Vicar DNA Test Whether Skull Belonged to Shakespeare

11/2/2015 - Hm, What Might Donald Trump Mean When He Calls Debbie Wasserman Schultz 'Highly Neurotic'?

11/2/2015 - Bill Cosby Ordered to Give New Deposition in Janice Dickinson's Defamation Lawsuit

11/2/2015 - Here's Amazon's New Parental Leave Policy, Designed to Combat All Their Bad Press

11/2/2015 - Skinny Scarves and Peasant Tops: The Gilmore Girls Wore Truly Godawful Clothes

11/2/2015 - Alabama Teacher of the Year Resigns After Dept. of Ed. Deems Her Unqualified

11/2/2015 - GOP Candidates' Demand Letter to TV Networks: No 'Frivolousness' or 'Lightening' Rounds in Debates

11/2/2015 - 43 Chipotles Shut Down After E. Coli Outbreak, But I'm Still Willing to Risk It

11/2/2015 - Rachel Dolezal Admits to the Skeptical Hosts of The Real That She's White

11/2/2015 - Pol Who Felt Threatened By a Facebook DM Says His Opponent Shouldn't Overreact to 'Back Off Bitch' Graffiti

11/2/2015 - No Way Is There a 'Veggie Wedding Bouquet Trend' But I Love It Anyway

11/2/2015 - Happy Monday: The Earth Is Opening Up to Swallow Your Ass Whole

11/2/2015 - Donald Trump Rejects Last Week Tonight Invitation He Never Received

11/2/2015 - Abercrombie & Fitch's Horny Teen Ads Are a Thing of the Past

11/2/2015 - Could It Really, Possibly Be True That Sororities at SMU Might Be Secretly Very Racist?

11/2/2015 - Restaurant Stories of Magnificent Revenge

11/2/2015 - The View is Keeping Raven-Symoné Around Even Though She Keeps Making People Mad

11/2/2015 - The Leftovers' New Plotline: Comatose Women Cannot Consent to Sex

11/2/2015 - So, What Were You for Halloween?

11/2/2015 - John Boehner's Smoky Old Office Smells Like a Cancer Factory

11/2/2015 - Is Nicki Minaj Drunkenly Making Fun of a Disabled Person In This Deleted Instagram Video?

11/2/2015 - R&B Singer Claims Taylor Swift Stole 'Haters Gonna Hate' Lyrics From Him

11/2/2015 - GOP Candidates Demand Debates Where They're Not Asked All Those Mean Questions

11/2/2015 - John Oliver and Last Week Tonight Tackle the Pernicious Medicaid Gap

11/1/2015 - Daylight Saving Time Is Meaningless

11/1/2015 - NBC Is Making The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up Into a Comedy Series

11/1/2015 - Carly Fiorina Backtracks on '92 Percent' Job Loss Claim

11/1/2015 - Try Not to Scream: a Caffeine-Free Coffee Shop Has Just Opened

11/1/2015 - Ocean’s Eleven Is Getting Remade With an All-Female Cast

11/1/2015 - The Coolest, Cutest and Weirdest Celebrity Halloween Costumes of 2015

11/1/2015 - Husband Tricked Into Cleaning His Own House Writes Very Dumb Essay

11/1/2015 - Mary Keitany and Tatyana McFadden Win New York City Marathon

11/1/2015 - Report: Hundreds of Police Officers Have Been Fired Over Sex Crimes

11/1/2015 - Nicki Minaj Is Unimpressed With This Stupid Bill Cosby Costume

11/1/2015 - Jimmy Fallon's Spate of Recent Injuries Might be From 'Excessive' Drinking

11/1/2015 - Paul Ryan Says Planned Parenthood Shouldn't Get a 'Red Cent' From Taxpayers