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3/30/2015 - Comedians Give Women's Cable Networks the 'Thank You' They Deserve

3/30/2015 - Julie Andrews' The Very Fairy Princess Will Become a TV Series

3/30/2015 - Michael Jackson Used to Anger Russell Crowe with Prank Phone Calls

3/30/2015 - Your Dumbass Selfie Stick Just Got Banned from Coachella

3/30/2015 - Ex-Scientologist Leah Remini Thanks 'Brave' Documentary Filmmakers

3/30/2015 - Taylor Swift Thinks Taylor Swift Is Annoying

3/30/2015 - Shut Your Pretty Little Whine-Hole, Jon Snow

3/30/2015 - New Hampshire May Revive Bill They Happily Destroyed in Front of Kids

3/30/2015 - Darden Restaurants Sourced From Slave Labor [Update]

3/30/2015 - The Wiz Will Be NBC's Next Live Musical

3/30/2015 - Alicia Keys Namedrops Nietzsche in Wild PR Conference for Jay Z's Tidal

3/30/2015 - Hey, Quick Question: You Ready to Bluetooth That Clit or What?

3/30/2015 - Hotel Worker Earning Minimum Wage Fired for Talking to Washington Post

3/30/2015 - March Madness Final Four: Sex, Binge-Watching, Netflix, and... Memes?

3/30/2015 - L. Ron Hubbard Chic & Rihanna in Money Green at the iHeartRadio Awards

3/30/2015 - What Were Justin, Taylor, and Ryan Talking About?

3/30/2015 - OK! Retracts Story About Katy Perry Being Pregnant

3/30/2015 - A Very Special 1944 Message to Women from the Government About STDs

3/30/2015 - Talking to Meghan Daum About Selfishness, Being Childless by Choice

3/30/2015 - Empire Beats Big Bang Theory For Number One Broadcast Series

3/30/2015 - Deadline Issues Sorry-Not-Sorry for Lamenting People of Color on TV

3/30/2015 - Harvey Weinstein Allegedly Groped a Model This Weekend

3/30/2015 - Jia's 24-Hour Product Diary

3/30/2015 - Indiana Woman Given 30-Year Prison Sentence Over Apparent Miscarriage

3/30/2015 - Of Course the Pitch Perfect Cast Texts About The Bachelor

3/30/2015 - The Walking Dead's Tense Season Finale Separates the Weak

3/30/2015 - Study: Black Girls Face Harsher School Discipline than White Girls

3/30/2015 - Here's Doug E. Fresh's Long-Lost Scientology Jam 'The Joy of Creating'

3/30/2015 - 'Visibly Pregnant' Girls in Sierra Leone Banned from Attending School

3/30/2015 - Now's Your Chance to Own Some of Lauren Bacall's Stuff

3/30/2015 - Unlucky Cyclone Roller Coaster Riders Get Stuck 85 Feet in the Air

3/30/2015 - Have a Problem With Honeyfunds? You're an Idiot.

3/30/2015 - The Worst Restaurant Bosses Ever

3/30/2015 - 40% of Millennials Think Teen Sex, Casual Sex and Gay Sex Are Immoral

3/30/2015 - Fifth Harmony Boss Up In Their 'Worth It' Video

3/30/2015 - Jamie Foxx Made a Dumb Joke About Bruce Jenner Transitioning Last Night

3/30/2015 - Tracking the Life of Young Sally Draper, TV's Best Teenager

3/30/2015 - Fall in Love With Elisha Cuthbert in This New Little Brutes Video

3/30/2015 - John Oliver Begs America Not to Participate in April Fools' Day

3/30/2015 - Watch Rihanna Hop Out of a Helicopter at the iHeartRadio Awards

3/30/2015 - Trevor Noah Is Taking Over for Jon Stewart at The Daily Show

3/29/2015 - Watch Madonna and Taylor Swift Kill It at the iHeartRadio Awards

3/29/2015 - These South Korean Divers are Some Serious Boss Ladies

3/29/2015 - Study: Chocolate Might Be as Good for the Brain as Exercise

3/29/2015 - Senator Charles Schumer Wants to End the Pay Gap Between Men and Women

3/29/2015 - Mariah Carey and Brett Ratner are Sittin' in a Tree

3/29/2015 - T-Pain: "Diamonds Are Worthless" and "Weddings Fucking Suck"

3/29/2015 - Study: Time Spent with Your Kid Means Less Than Quality of The Hang

3/29/2015 - Navajo Nation Makes Great Decision to Tax Junk Food, We Should Follow

3/29/2015 - Hugh Jackman on Wolverine Franchise: "One Last Time"

3/29/2015 - Here's Why You and Your Partner Never Remember Your Fights the Same Way

3/29/2015 - Justin Bieber Tried To Duet with Ariana Grande, Didn't Know Lyrics

3/29/2015 - Dwayne Johnson Crushes GOP as The Rock Obama; Updates Bambi on SNL

3/29/2015 - Indiana Governor: "We're Not Going To Change the Law"

3/29/2015 - Nashville Prosecutors Made Sterilization Part of Women's Plea Deals

3/29/2015 - Angelina Jolie Makes First Public Appearance Post-Surgery

3/28/2015 - Saturday Night Social: What the Fuck Should You Do with Your CDs?

3/28/2015 - Kim Kardashian Bites Sex and the City Dubai Years

3/28/2015 - Pro-Gun Activists Gunning For Anti-Gun Violence Advocates, Literally

3/28/2015 - Comedy Bro Bizarrely Bullies One-Armed Lady Comic

3/28/2015 - TSA Searched Black Women's Hair, But is Agreeing to Stop

3/28/2015 - Is It Selfish For a Woman to Declare That She's Done with Blowjobs?

3/28/2015 - Tampons Could Be Used To Screen For Endometrial Cancer

3/28/2015 - Men Are Really Excited Over Lululemon's "Anti-Ball Crushing" Pants

3/28/2015 - Ellen Pao Loses Gender Discrimination Suit Against Kleiner Perkins

3/28/2015 - Trevor Noah Might Be Jon Stewart's Daily Show Replacement

3/28/2015 - Restaurant Owner Accused of Actual Human Slavery [Update]

3/28/2015 - Taylor Swift is Hanging Out with Calvin Harris

3/27/2015 - The Dumbest Excuse You've Ever Heard

3/27/2015 - Zendaya Has an Important Announcement to Make

3/27/2015 - Jake Gyllenhaal Is Swole and Emotional In the Southpaw Trailer

3/27/2015 - TGIF: Meet Your New Squeaky Baby Leopard Friend

3/27/2015 - The Hugely Popular Fancy Nancy Is Coming to Kids' TV

3/27/2015 - Italian High Court Annuls Amanda Knox's Murder Conviction

3/27/2015 - Actresses in Old Hollywood Labored Over Their Brow Game, Too

3/27/2015 - How Much Cash Will Matthew McConaughey Get for a Commencement Speech?

3/27/2015 - A Playlist for Getting Ready to Go to The Club in Your Fuck Him Boots

3/27/2015 - Outrage After Trucker Found Not Guilty in Death of First Nations Woman

3/27/2015 - Hell Yes: Gillian Flynn and Steve McQueen Are Making a Lady Heist Film

3/27/2015 - Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris: Real and Happening

3/27/2015 - Which Sad and 'Very Famous' Actress Is Seeking Life Advice on Reddit?

3/27/2015 - NYU Employees Urged to Donate to Students to Help Pay $71K Tuition

3/27/2015 - A Hundred Years of Testimonies to Ketchup's Supremacy

3/27/2015 - Shade Court: Misguided Magazines, Kylie Jenner and the New York Times

3/27/2015 - Oklahoma SAE Members Learned Their Racist Chant on a Leadership Cruise

3/27/2015 - Like Every 25-Year-Old in America, Obamas Are Thinking of Moving to NYC

3/27/2015 - Lollapalooza Bans Selfie Sticks, Becomes Slightly More Tolerable

3/27/2015 - Wan Erection: A Tribute to the Best Zayn Malik Fanfic on the Net

3/27/2015 - How to Make The Oaxacan Derby, a First-Place Mezcal Cocktail

3/27/2015 - Bride Who Killed Niece After Wedding Claims It Was an Accident

3/27/2015 - Iggy Azalea, Deciphered

3/27/2015 - Your Beautiful, Feminine Period Stains Are Against Instagram Guidelines

3/27/2015 - Fashion What Ifs: Proper Wedding Attire

3/27/2015 - Last of the Great Teen Lovers Arrested for Stealing Discount Vibrator

3/27/2015 - 'Dirty Bloody Tampons': Yelp's Grimmest Reviews of Swimming Pools

3/27/2015 - Ugh, It's Entirely Possible Jason Biggs Will Eventually Return to OITNB

3/27/2015 - Here's Uber's New PSA About How Safe They Are

3/27/2015 - Somebody Please Check on Jimmy Fallon

3/27/2015 - Secret Service Not Alone, DEA Also Had 'Sex Parties' In Colombia

3/27/2015 - Zayn Malik Left One Direction by Choice... Or Did He?

3/27/2015 - Did This 29-Year-Old California Woman Fake Her Own Abduction or What?

3/27/2015 - Jamie xx and Romy Skateboard Through London in 'Loud Places' Video

3/27/2015 - Hobby Lobby Made Indiana's Religious Discrimination Bill Possible

3/27/2015 - India Fashion Week: Natty Nurses, French-Style Kurtas, & Femme Fatales

3/27/2015 - These CrossFit Freaks Took Amazing Engagement Photos

3/27/2015 - Victoria's Big Fuckin' Secret: Your Returned Underwear Gets Shredded

3/26/2015 - Iris Apfel Meeting Kanye Is a Dream Come True

3/26/2015 - Angry Young Owl Surprises Some Nice Suburban Housewives

3/26/2015 - Amazon Might Buy Net-A-Porter

3/26/2015 - Scandal Open Thread: Cyrus Is (Maybe) Getting Married

3/26/2015 - Shailene Woodley Eats Bugs On the Regular, Says It's The Future

3/26/2015 - Ladies Love Patrick Stewart

3/26/2015 - Look Like a Scoop of Summer Sorbet in Lilly Pulitzer for Target

3/26/2015 - Watch Karrueche Tran's Iyanla Interview and Ponder Your Own Love Life

3/26/2015 - Aisha Moodie-Mills Becomes First Black Woman to Head the Victory Fund

3/26/2015 - Hilary Duff's New Single: This Is What Dreams Are Made Of

3/26/2015 - Nobody Comes Between Kendall Jenner and Her Calvins

3/26/2015 - Dumbass Company Posts Billboard of Kitchen With "Your Wife Wants Me"

3/26/2015 - Taraji P. Henson Is Hosting SNL in April, Praise Hands Emoji

3/26/2015 - For the Right Price, the Super Troopers Will Be Your Bridesmaids

3/26/2015 - New Arizona Law Requires Doctors to Say Abortion Is 'Reversible'

3/26/2015 - Y/N: McDonald's Sells Artificial Love Via Ne-Yo

3/26/2015 - Once You Go Blonde You Never Go...Wait, Huh?

3/26/2015 - Little Big Town's 'Girl Crush': a Perfect Storm of Country Controversy

3/26/2015 - 2-Year-Old Girl Breaks Archery Record, Reminds Us We're Failures

3/26/2015 - Check Some Psychedelic Shoes: 'Fashionable Footwear With Flower Power'

3/26/2015 - Downton Abbey Is Calling It Quits After Next Season

3/26/2015 - We're Totally Buying Something From Oprah's Personal Auction

3/26/2015 - These Wedding Tattoos Will Make You Want Your Own Wedding Tattoo

3/26/2015 - 10-Year-Old Girl Gets $60K Shark Tank Investment for Lemonade Business

3/26/2015 - Republican Governors Bravely Fight Anti- Prison Rape Laws

3/26/2015 - How to Be Pretty in The Philippines

3/26/2015 - Meet Lithofayne Pridgon, Jimi Hendrix's Inspiration for 'Foxy Lady'

3/26/2015 - Jezebel March Madness Elite Eight: Seriously, Guys, What the Fuck

3/26/2015 - Taylor Swift Is As Much of a World Leader As Pope Francis

3/26/2015 - Here's Why Queen Elizabeth Didn't Park Her Butt on the Iron Throne

3/26/2015 - Rihanna FINALLY Premieres 'Bitch Better Have My Money'

3/26/2015 - Michelle Obama Used to Curse A Lot, Dated Patti LaBelle's Son

3/26/2015 - Reporter Drives Chinese Couple 500 Miles to Attend Their Own Wedding

3/26/2015 - Cop vs. Kid: Watch RTJ's Video for 'Close Your Eyes (& Count to Fuck)'

3/26/2015 - When Was the Last Time You Really Thought About Getting Old?

3/26/2015 - Italian American Museum Evicts 85-Year-Old Italian-American Grandma

3/26/2015 - Live Your Best Life in Big Mac Clothes, Sleep on Sexy Big Mac Sheets

3/26/2015 - SNL Alum Nasim Pedrad Will Star In Her Very Own TV Comedy Series

3/26/2015 - Kanye and Kim's Personal Photographer Has a Tough Job

3/26/2015 - World Braces for Teen Tear Tsunami as Harry Styles Mulls Leaving 1D

3/26/2015 - Mitt Romney and His Weird Robot Laugh Costar In 'Mitt in the Mirror'

3/26/2015 - Watch Mariah Carey Drive Around and Sing to...Mariah Carey

3/26/2015 - Rihanna Tricked Us.

3/25/2015 - Fifty Shades Director Says 'No' to Next Installment, Is Done

3/25/2015 - Tucker Carlson's Brother: Female de Blasio Staffer Has 'Dick Fright'

3/25/2015 - Meet Some Kittens Who Live by the 'Start Shit, Get Hit' Philosophy

3/25/2015 - Chelsea Handler on Bill Cosby: 'He Tried to Cosby Me'

3/25/2015 - A Very Confident Farrah Abraham Is Her Own #WCW

3/25/2015 - Chris Messina Doesn't Know If Mindy Project Will Be Renewed, Either

3/25/2015 - Texas Bill Would Prevent Doctors from Asking About Guns in the Home

3/25/2015 - Garbage Human Woody Allen Tried to Seduce Teenage Mariel Hemingway

3/25/2015 - Mayday Mayday: New Rihanna Album Might Be Dropping Tomorrow

3/25/2015 - Empire's Boo Boo Kitty and Andre Lyon Are Probably Dating

3/25/2015 - Meet Google's New Woman CFO, Ruth Porat

3/25/2015 - Kroll Show Did Bravo Better Than Bravo Did Itself

3/25/2015 - How Maisie Williams Watches Game of Thrones With Her Grandma (Liquor)

3/25/2015 - This Week in Tabloids: Tom Cruise Hasn't Seen Suri in 540 Days

3/25/2015 - Here's a Normal 1950s Housewife Just Tripping Balls On Acid

3/25/2015 - What Kind of Super-Special Millennial Bride Will You Be?

3/25/2015 - Spring Break Has Been America's Favorite Freakout For Decades

3/25/2015 - Fran Lebowitz Wants to Ban Yoga Pants On the Street, Fine Offenders

3/25/2015 - Watch the World's Teens Sob, Lose Their Shit Over Zayn Quitting 1D

3/25/2015 - Serena Williams Made a '7/11' Video. Forget All the Others

3/25/2015 - An Anonymous Sephora Employee Is Here to Answer Your Questions

3/25/2015 - Supreme Court Rules for UPS Driver in Pregnancy Discrimination Case

3/25/2015 - Diversity on TV Is Scary, Reports White Woman

3/25/2015 - BREAKING: Zayn Quits; One Direction Loses Its Second Hottest Member

3/25/2015 - HBO Has Cancelled Looking, Will Wrap the Series Up With a Special

3/25/2015 - It's Better Than the British One

3/25/2015 - This Imagined Episode of Real Housewives of Westeros Sounds Awesome

3/25/2015 - Frat Lobby Wants Congress to Block Schools From Investigating Rape

3/25/2015 - Pretty, Easy Nails: Super Subtle Bling

3/25/2015 - The Great Julie Andrews Is Writing Another Memoir

3/25/2015 - Backlash Comes Over UGA's Ban on Hoop Skirts at Greek Functions

3/25/2015 - Kelly Osbourne Relates to Jolie; Says She Also Carries BRCA1 Gene

3/25/2015 - A Conversation with Run the Jewels About Weed, Food, and Friendship

3/25/2015 - When Brides Get the Post-Wedding Blues

3/25/2015 - Police Chained Martese Johnson's Feet the Night of His Arrest

3/25/2015 - Michelle Rodriguez 'Went Crazy' With Grief After Paul Walker's Death

3/25/2015 - Every Male Actor on Earth Is Featured in the New Entourage Trailer

3/25/2015 - The Chive Is Sorry for Using Anorexic Woman's Pic in Weight Loss Post

3/24/2015 - Amanda Seyfried Has Conflicting Emotions About How You Use Instagram

3/24/2015 - Tiny Baby Ariana Grande Might Cry Because That's What Babies Do

3/24/2015 - More Venezuelan Women Undergo Mastectomies Because of Economic Crisis

3/24/2015 - Smiling Arsonist Burns Yoga Studio: 'It Was Kind of a Celebration'

3/24/2015 - New York State Law Aims to Help Sex Trafficking Victims

3/24/2015 - Ester Dean Combats Ain't-Shit Dudes On Her New EP

3/24/2015 - Brandy Will Play Roxie Hart In Chicago

3/24/2015 - Orphan Black Teases Sarah's Epic Battle With Her Weirdo Clone Brothers

3/24/2015 - Dudes in Nursing Make More Money Than Women

3/24/2015 - H&M's Coachella Line is Everything Wrong with 'Coachella Style'

3/24/2015 - Guy Proposes to Girlfriend Through Bachelor Host's Instagram Account

3/24/2015 - Two Women Lead Their Stalker Directly to Police Station

3/24/2015 - March Madness Sweet 16: You People Are Monsters

3/24/2015 - Watch Girl Scouts Steal Obama's Heart at the White House Science Fair

3/24/2015 - Miss Japan Is Black & Japanese, Which Is Not Japanese Enough For Some

3/24/2015 - Robert Durst's Wife Debrah Was a 'Lean In' Poster Girl of the 1980s

3/24/2015 - Why Don't Ted Cruz's Clothes Fit Him?

3/24/2015 - Guy Accidentally Gets Invite to Bachelor Party, Raises $8K to Crash It

3/24/2015 - Philadelphia Woman Says She Was Raped and Kidnapped By an UberX Driver

3/24/2015 - Time to Place Your Bets on What They'll Name Royal Baby 2

3/24/2015 - Fox Is Suing 'Empire Distribution' to Protect Its Rights to Empire

3/24/2015 - What's Up With Formaldehyde?

3/24/2015 - Here's Some Cats Getting Fucking Aggressive With Pizza

3/24/2015 - Believe It: The X-Files Is Coming Back from the Great Beyond

3/24/2015 - This Woman Wants to Revive the Lost Art of the Romance Comic

3/24/2015 - Do You Have A Wedding Tattoo? We Want To See It.

3/24/2015 - Entitled White Man Denied First Amendment Right to Wear Shirt on Plane

3/24/2015 - What Happens When You Give Teenage Girls Free IUDs?

3/24/2015 - Mall Makeovers: From Sea to Shining Sea

3/24/2015 - Site Uses Pic of Woman with Anorexia in 'Amazing' Weight Loss Post

3/24/2015 - Let Iggy Azalea Bore You to Death During Vogue's 73 Questions Chat

3/24/2015 - Tokyo Fashion Week: The Alien Reckoning

3/24/2015 - Queen Patti LaBelle Danced to 50 Cent's 'In Da Club' on DWTS. Bless.

3/24/2015 - Watch Goapele's Breathtaking Video Tribute to Abused Women

3/24/2015 - Cate Blanchett: Women Still Watch Movies After They Stop Menstruating

3/24/2015 - So Larry Wilmore, 2 Chainz and Rosie Perez Walk Into a Starbucks...

3/24/2015 - Durst Denied Bail, Also Eyed In 1971 Case of Missing Vermont Teen

3/24/2015 - Angelina Jolie Writes New NYT Op-Ed About Having Her Ovaries Removed

3/24/2015 - Q&A: RuPaul's Drag Race's Mrs. Kasha Davis and Her BFF Alicia

3/24/2015 - Amazon Doesn't Like Bigfoot Porn as Much as You Do

3/23/2015 - Mo' Women, Mo' Money, Says McKinsey Study

3/23/2015 - Vin Diesel Named His Daughter After Paul Walker, But With a Girl Name

3/23/2015 - Woman Arrested for Forcing Other, 52-Year Old Woman Into Prostitution

3/23/2015 - Kevin Jonas Has Spent 10,000 Days On Earth, Apparently

3/23/2015 - Gym-Going Man Knows Exactly How to Hit On Women at the Gym

3/23/2015 - Adnan Syed's Attorney Officially Filed a Briefing for a New Trial

3/23/2015 - Justin Bieber Got a New Puppy: Will This End Well?

3/23/2015 - Gloria Steinem + a Birthday = the Perfect News Peg

3/23/2015 - Mo'ne Davis Forgives Idiot Who Called Her a 'Slut,' Is Better Than You

3/23/2015 - Squatter at TedCruz.com Keeps Trolling Ted Cruz

3/23/2015 - March Madness: Let Round 2 Commence!

3/23/2015 - Everything Everyone Did Wrong on the God-Awful Finale of Looking

3/23/2015 - This Fuckin' Guy

3/23/2015 - Female Thor Is Outselling Manly Man Thor

3/23/2015 - Popemobile Pizza & Swarms of Adoring Nuns: The Pope's Having a Big Week

3/23/2015 - Charlottesville Police: 'No Evidence' to Support UVA Rape Allegations

3/23/2015 - Watch FKA twigs Do a Legendary Magic Trick From Her Womb in New Video

3/23/2015 - Mentally Ill Afghan Woman Beaten to Death by Mob of Men

3/23/2015 - Entire College Rugby Team Suspended Over Recorded 'Fuck a Whore' Chant

3/23/2015 - An Interview with Teen Mom Producer Dia Sokol Savage on Making Real TV

3/23/2015 - Serena Williams Lounges With Her Vogue Cover Like It Ain't No Thang

3/23/2015 - Watch the Video for Florence + The Machine's New Track 'St. Jude'

3/23/2015 - This 4-Year-Old Is Fresher Than All of You, Dancing to Beyoncé

3/23/2015 - Watch Cara Delevingne Pretend to Be Jewish in Paper Towns Trailer

3/23/2015 - Best Dressed at SXSW

3/23/2015 - Social Anxiety: A Tried-and-True Strategy for Selling Pads Since 1950

3/23/2015 - Fancy Fashion at Last Night's Fancy Mad Men and Home Parties

3/23/2015 - Sorry, Nerds: Upcoming Game of Thrones Seasons Will Spoil the Books

3/23/2015 - Darren Sharper, Accused Serial Rapist, to Take Plea Deals in 4 States

3/23/2015 - I Spent My Morning Trying to Match with Jason Derulo on Tinder

3/23/2015 - Raiding My Baby's Beauty Closet

3/23/2015 - Whimsical Pair of Assholes Demand Money for 38 Perfect Weddings

3/23/2015 - North Carolina Frat Suspended for Notebook of Rape and Lynching Jokes

3/23/2015 - Surviving The Walking Dead: Domestic Abusers Gotta Die

3/23/2015 - College Baseball Player Kicked Off Team for Calling Mo'ne Davis a Slut

3/23/2015 - More Stories of Phenomenally Dumb Restaurant Customers

3/23/2015 - Suits, Cocktails, and the Met: Tim Gunn Is Truly Living His Best Life

3/23/2015 - Sweet Briar Officials Insist the School Will Close No Matter What

3/23/2015 - Eva Mendes Is Sorry for Saying That Wearing Sweatpants Causes Divorce

3/23/2015 - Rolling Stone Will Publish Review of UVA Rape Story in April

3/23/2015 - My Husband Hates Me Because I Leave Food in the Sink

3/23/2015 - Small Baby (Ariana Grande) Does Very First Celine Dion Impression

3/23/2015 - Actress Marsha Hunt, Blacklisted in the '50s, Awarded for Rad Politics

3/23/2015 - Aspiring Porn Star Taylor Swift Buys TaylorSwift.Porn Domain

3/23/2015 - Free Birth Control: Let's Have It, Say (Some) Religious Women

3/22/2015 - Girl Seeking Euthanasia Changes Mind After Public Outpouring

3/22/2015 - Jackie O's Former Personal Assistant, Providencia Paredes, Has Died

3/22/2015 - Looks Like Uber Won't be Partnering with UN Women After All

3/22/2015 - Kim Kardashian Broke The Internet and Now Rob Broke Instagram

3/22/2015 - Serena Williams Will Be On The Cover of Vogue

3/22/2015 - Justin Bieber Could Be Sued For $1 Million Over Egging a Dude's House

3/22/2015 - Suki Waterhouse Washes Hair With Coca-Cola, Has No Endorsement Deal

3/22/2015 - Kerry Washington Gave a Speech That Will Give You All The Feelings

3/22/2015 - Zoe Saldana Won't Boycott Dolce & Gabbana, is Super Casual About Hate

3/22/2015 - Starbucks Employees Will Stop Writing "Race Together" On Cups

3/22/2015 - 17-Year-Old Kylie Jenner's House is Nicer Than Yours

3/22/2015 - Breaking: Man Admits That Men Simply Don't Trust Women

3/22/2015 - 27-Year-Old Afghan Woman Killed by Mob Was Innocent

3/22/2015 - Gina Rodriguez: "I'm Constantly Being Told, You're Not Skinny Enough"

3/22/2015 - One Direction's Louis Tomlinson Broke Up With His Girlfriend

3/21/2015 - Saturday Night Social: It's 'End Racial Discrimination Day'

3/21/2015 - Chloë Sevigny Put a Lobster On Her Cooter, Looks Relaxed

3/21/2015 - Congratulations, You Are Drinking Lots of Arsenic In Your Cheap Wine

3/21/2015 - Snoop Dogg Developing New HBO Series About '80s L.A.

3/21/2015 - Puerto Rico Drops Ban on Gay Marriage, Ricky Martin Rightly Elated

3/21/2015 - What to Do When Your Partner Is Jealous About One of Your Friends

3/21/2015 - Judge Strikes Down Wisconsin Abortion Restrictions

3/21/2015 - Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon Still "Very Much" Friends

3/21/2015 - Texas Judge: Robert Durst Left a Cat Head on My Doorstep

3/21/2015 - The French Are Incredibly Fertile, Gender Equality Plays Major Factor

3/21/2015 - Julianne Hough Regrets Wearing Blackface: "I Learned a Big Lesson"

3/20/2015 - This Piece About Tipping Is One of the Worst Things I Have Ever Read

3/20/2015 - The Worst Way You Found Out They Cheated

3/20/2015 - Ryan Gosling: Eva Mendes Was Kidding About Sweatpants and Divorce

3/20/2015 - Lucy Coffey, the Oldest Living U.S. Woman Veteran, Dies at 108

3/20/2015 - We Should Just Decide All Important Things With a Corgi Race

3/20/2015 - Awesome Pop Star Robyn Is Starting a Women's Tech Festival

3/20/2015 - Dr. Pepper Is the Secret to Living Long, Healthy Life for 104-Year-Old

3/20/2015 - A Playlist For When You're Getting Ready for Work and No One Is Home

3/20/2015 - Vintage Bad Dates: The Greatest Lavalife Voicemail I Ever Received

3/20/2015 - Gloria Steinem Says Black Women Invented the Feminist Movement

3/20/2015 - Study: Domestic Violence Hurts Survivors' Finances and Work Stability

3/20/2015 - Behold, a Cinema Starlet Very Slowly and Carefully Powdering Her Face

3/20/2015 - Shade Court: Jessica Lange Shines, VH1 Tries, and Nicki Minaj Prevails

3/20/2015 - Hey, Big Spenders: How Much Did Your Wedding Cost?

3/20/2015 - Lego Helps Little Girls Dream Big—About Face Shapes and Great Haircuts

3/20/2015 - Cookie Lyon's Closet is For Sale! Here Are My Irrefutible Empire Picks

3/20/2015 - Autism-Busting Paleo Book for Babies Pulled Because It Will Kill Them

3/20/2015 - I Tried on Target's New Plus Size Line So You Don't Have To

3/20/2015 - Confirmed: Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds Named Their Daughter 'James'

3/20/2015 - MIA On Diplo Trying To Control Her Early Career: 'He Was Just Jealous'

3/20/2015 - Happy National Proposal Day, You Lonely, Unlovable Monster

3/20/2015 - March Madness: Can Anything Beat Getting Punched In The Face?

3/20/2015 - Tituss Burgess Doesn't Think Kimmy Schmidt Has a Race Problem

3/20/2015 - Beyoncé and Giuseppe Zanotti Are Working On a Shoe

3/20/2015 - Watch Lena Dunham's Scandal Character Challenge Olivia Pope

3/20/2015 - Deep Cuts: Iron Some Rhinestones Into Your Hair, I Guess?

3/20/2015 - Kat Von D to Critics of Underage Red Lipstick: It's Feminine Rebellion

3/20/2015 - 'Got Stabbed Here': The Grimmest Yelp Reviews of 24-Hour Diners

3/20/2015 - UCB Black Student Union Wants Assata Shakur Hall, Fox News Is Pressed

3/20/2015 - Nile Rodgers' Chic Drops 1st Video in 20 Years, Starring Karlie Kloss

3/20/2015 - CNN Parodies Too Many Cooks, GOP Parodies 'Stay Thirsty,' We Go Insane

3/20/2015 - Hey, Reporters: Never Try to Imitate a Harlequin Romance

3/20/2015 - Lawmaker Manages to Make Bill Written By Fourth Graders About Abortion

3/20/2015 - Zayn Malik, 'Exhausted' By Cheating Rumors, Is Taking a Break From 1D

3/20/2015 - Bill Murray Rolls Into Kimmel On Horseback, In a Dress

3/20/2015 - Here's Definitive Proof that J.Lo is the Queen of the Universe

3/19/2015 - This Puppy Riding in a Tiny Shopping Cart Is Proof of God's Love

3/19/2015 - Broad City's Got the Best Response for Strangers Who Tell You to Smile

3/19/2015 - Bradley Cooper and Suki Waterhouse Are Done, Were Apparently Dating

3/19/2015 - Here Is Your Scandal Open Thread

3/19/2015 - Chelsea Handler Did Not Get a Breast Lift, Ok?

3/19/2015 - Oblivious Art Fans Thought This Cheap Ikea Painting Was Expensive Art

3/19/2015 - A Restaurant Called "Top Fucker Chicken" Almost Opened in Virginia

3/19/2015 - Here's a Manifesto from the Sparkle Fiends at Glitter Bombs for Choice

3/19/2015 - Where Is Nick Jonas' Dick?

3/19/2015 - Tokyo Fashion Week is Ruling My Entire Life Right Now

3/19/2015 - Y/N: Can You Get Through Watching This Meghan Trainor Video?

3/19/2015 - Watch Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar Teach Their Kid How to Kiss

3/19/2015 - Sweatpants Don't Cause Divorce, People Cause Divorce

3/19/2015 - Mitt Romney Doesn't Think 'Binders Full of Women' Lost Him Any Votes

3/19/2015 - American Apparel Has Started Erasing Pubic Hair, Nipples From Website

3/19/2015 - Meet Rapsody, a Guest on To Pimp a Butterfly and Star in Her Own Right

3/19/2015 - US Weekly Retracts Kendall Jenner's Remarks on Bruce's Transition

3/19/2015 - Everyone's A Winner: Your Amazing Sports-Themed Weddings And Proposals

3/19/2015 - MADVICE: How to Nail That Big Job Interview

3/19/2015 - We Suffered Through the Drake Concert Documentary That Drake Hates

3/19/2015 - True Detective Season 2 Will Feature a 'Colossal Orgy Sequence'

3/19/2015 - Madonna's Thirsty Press Tour Is Amazing

3/19/2015 - New Trend: Men Wanting Babies, Women Wanting Freedom

3/19/2015 - Over-It Iowa State Rep Reads Sex After Sixty at His Desk During Debate

3/19/2015 - Your Fabulous Wedding, Your Fabulous Divorce

3/19/2015 - Hear Two New Songs by Rihanna; Glorious, Glorious Rihanna

3/19/2015 - Rebel Wilson Would Go 'Psycho' If She Tried to Be Funny All the Time

3/19/2015 - Woman's Hero Neighbors Laugh Her Stupid Boyfriend Out of Her Building

3/19/2015 - March Madness: Free Porn, Seamless and Eggplant Friday Give 110%

3/19/2015 - Jerry Springer Producer Arrested for Murder of Deaf Sister

3/19/2015 - Jumpin' Jehosaphat! There's Def Going to Be a Remake of Little Women

3/19/2015 - Don't Embarrass Yourself, Use Toilet Paper The Right Way

3/19/2015 - Paige's 24-Hour Product Diary: It's a Doozy

3/19/2015 - Canadian Legislator Tries to Make Their Anthem More Gender Neutral

3/19/2015 - The Sam Cooke 'Murder Mystery' Biopic Already Has Controversy

3/19/2015 - How Harlequin Became the Most Famous Name in Romance

3/19/2015 - Robert Durst Eyed in 1997 Disappearance of Two Teen Girls

3/19/2015 - Kris Jenner's Fashion Week Thirst Scared Jared Leto

3/19/2015 - Hannah Horvath Tears Up the Late Night With Seth Meyers Writers' Room

3/19/2015 - Frat Bro On Facebooking Pics of Naked Passed Out Women: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

3/19/2015 - Hannibal Buress Is Getting Death Threats From People About Bill Cosby

3/18/2015 - Dear Friend: Please Don't Start an Afterbirth Smoothie Business

3/18/2015 - Internet's Broest Cats Are Only Into GTL, Not LTRs

3/18/2015 - Juliette Lewis Forms New Metal Band, Yikes!

3/18/2015 - This Might Kill Us All: Our Empire Season One Finale Live Blog

3/18/2015 - Parents Are Dying for the Option to Microchip Their Kids

3/18/2015 - Chelsea Peretti Has Some Valid Questions About Transvaginal Mesh

3/18/2015 - McDonald's Workers Are Regularly Told to Treat Burns With Condiments

3/18/2015 - Insane Lady at Rick Santorum Event: Obama Tried to Nuke Charleston

3/18/2015 - Here's Video of Martese Johnson's Arrest and a Statement from UVA

3/18/2015 - Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg Looking Hard as Fuck

3/18/2015 - Bluesy Kelly Clarkson Covers Tracy Chapman's 'Give Me One Reason'

3/18/2015 - This Week In Tabloids: John Travolta Took Tom Cruise On a Sex Retreat

3/18/2015 - Tinashe's Amethyst Mixtape Is G-Funk for a New, Womanist Los Angeles

3/18/2015 - Kendall Jenner Maybe Backpedals on Saying Bruce Is Transitioning

3/18/2015 - Anti-Abortion Website Whines About Being Bombed... With Glitter

3/18/2015 - Watch Queen Latifah and The Wire's Omar Make Out Like Crazy in Bessie

3/18/2015 - The Binds That Bind

3/18/2015 - Watch Julia Louis-Dreyfus Do Shots With Jimmy Kimmel

3/18/2015 - Reports: Black UVA Student Beaten by Police for Having Fake ID

3/18/2015 - They Don't Eat, They Love Orgies: Meet the World's Most Romantic Moth

3/18/2015 - Amy Winehouse Documentary Will Premiere in the UK This Summer

3/18/2015 - Julie Andrews Found Her Least Favorite Sound of Music Number 'Inane'

3/18/2015 - 'Fashion on the Ration,' a Tribute to the Street Style of World War II

3/18/2015 - I Chugged Sauv Blanc With Kristen, the Villain of Vanderpump Rules

3/18/2015 - Oh, Good: Tan Mom is Back With a New Music Video and Very White Teeth

3/18/2015 - Here's What Eminem's Daughter Hailie Looks Like Now

3/18/2015 - Trick, Please: Dark Circles, Hair Ties and Your Favorite Cleansers

3/18/2015 - Tenbo Spotlights Models With Disabilities at Tokyo Fashion Week

3/18/2015 - Blessed Be; Oscar Isaac's Beard is Back

3/18/2015 - Pro Tip for Candlemakers: Don't Fuck With Jessica Alba

3/18/2015 - Michelle Obama Slays in Kenzo

3/18/2015 - New Study Suggests Women Who Cook From Food Shows Are Fatter

3/18/2015 - Jezebel's March Madness 2015: Internet vs. IRL Starts NOW!

3/18/2015 - Seth Meyers Mocks Ted Cruz to His Face, Has Never Been Cooler

3/18/2015 - The Twizzler Challenge: Because the Ice Bucket Challenge Wasn't Enough

3/18/2015 - 'I'm Incredibly Close to the Common Woman,' Gwyneth Paltrow Goops

3/18/2015 - Expert: Teen Boys Should Explain to Teen Girls What They Find Attractive

3/18/2015 - QUIZ: Which Empire Character's Potential Death Are You?

3/18/2015 - Ex-Employee Says James O'Keefe Tried to Incite Violence Against Cops

3/18/2015 - Madonna: 'People Just Don't Like It When I Have Fun, I Think'

3/17/2015 - Hero 11-Year-Old Mackenzie McCarty Makes Lovely Taxidermy from Roadkill

3/17/2015 - "Light, frothy, fun" Fashion Police Is Being Put on Hiatus

3/17/2015 - Father of the Year Chris Brown Doesn't Want Karrueche to be a "Thot"

3/17/2015 - Amanda Bynes Shares Her 'Ily' Artwork

3/17/2015 - My Whole Day Is Ruined Because I Can't Drive or Eat Food

3/17/2015 - Procter & Gamble Might Be Kissing CoverGirl and Other Brands Goodbye

3/17/2015 - The Best Looks From This Week's RuPaul's Drag Race

3/17/2015 - Fired X Factor Bully Judge Now the Target of Harsh 'Justice' Herself

3/17/2015 - Alabama's Homophobia Costs a University $15 Million

3/17/2015 - Jenji Kohan's Salem Witch Trial Show Is Shaping Up to Be Awesome

3/17/2015 - Amy Schumer Speaks the Truth: Falling in Love Is Hell

3/17/2015 - Sorry, Abbi: Bed Bath & Beyond's Luxurious Return Policy Is Dead

3/17/2015 - Dear Prince Harry: Please Come Work for Jezebel

3/17/2015 - The Day Eleanor Roosevelt Wed a Cousin & Had Her Wedding Overshadowed

3/17/2015 - Here's a Thing Where You Wear Puppies on Your Feet, Which Rules

3/17/2015 - 'Straight James Franco' Interviews 'Gay James Franco'; Both Suck

3/17/2015 - Interview With an Asexual Clarifying What I Got Wrong About Asexuality

3/17/2015 - Ranting, Smoking Woman Who Disrupted Flight Is a Sociology Professor

3/17/2015 - I Love Teamwork Almost As Much As I Love Editing

3/17/2015 - Fancy Downton Abbey Office-Having Congressman Aaron Schock Resigns

3/17/2015 - Let's Get Tickets to Nicki Minaj's PinkPrint Tour

3/17/2015 - March Beauty Box Review, Part One

3/17/2015 - Era-Defining AP Correction: Robert Durst Is Not a Member of Limp Bizkit

3/17/2015 - France May Pass a Law Banning Too-Skinny Models

3/17/2015 - Kendall and Kylie Are Making an App, Sorry

3/17/2015 - Your Sports-Themed Nuptials: Tell Us Everything

3/17/2015 - NY Lawmakers Remove Abortion Rights Provision From Women's Equality Act

3/17/2015 - Wendy Williams Audience Sings 'Drip Drop' With Empire's Hakeem

3/17/2015 - Chill Elegance and Babely Dudes At the Insurgent Premiere

3/17/2015 - Ashley Judd Is Pressing Charges Against March Madness Twitter Trolls

3/17/2015 - Let's All Take a 1965 'Bachelor Party' Tour for Singles to Ireland!

3/17/2015 - The First Thing Michelle Obama Will Do When She Leaves the White House

3/17/2015 - How to Talk About Race With Your Starbucks Barista: A Guide

3/17/2015 - Oprah Wants to Sell You Some Of Her Expensive Shit

3/17/2015 - Gigi Hadid Is 'Insulted' People Think She's Doing Cocaine in This Video

3/17/2015 - World's Dumbest Frat Facebooked Photos of Drug Deals, Unconscious Women

3/17/2015 - Man Continuously Interrupts Woman During SXSW Panel on Diversity

3/17/2015 - There Will Be No 'Edgy' Paul Walker Jokes in Justin Bieber's Roast

3/17/2015 - The Overwhelming Blackness of Kendrick Lamar's To Pimp a Butterfly

3/16/2015 - Woman Kills a Pet Falcon with a Beaded Scarf in Order to Save a Duck

3/16/2015 - Son of Anti-Gay Alabama Judge Roy Moore Arrested on Drug Charges

3/16/2015 - Keep Your Underboob(s) Selfies at Home, Says Thailand

3/16/2015 - The Breakfast Club is Back (Kinda) and You're All Welcome

3/16/2015 - Mo'ne Davis Designs Sneaker Line to Benefit Underprivileged Girls

3/16/2015 - Bette Midler's Got Jokes

3/16/2015 - Azealia Banks's Bonkers Playboy Interview: Sex & a Stunned Kitty

3/16/2015 - Nice Shark Robert Herjavec Is Really Coming Into His Own as a Dancer

3/16/2015 - This Retro PSA Is the Most Chipper Warning About Venereal Disease Ever

3/16/2015 - Ansel Elgort Opens Up About Being Amazing

3/16/2015 - Look, It's Another New Vagina-Metaphor Video from Björk!

3/16/2015 - Satanists: Discriminatory Businesses Should Have to Display Prejudices

3/16/2015 - 'I Get to Eat My Cake & Throw It At You Too': A Chat with Kelly Link

3/16/2015 - Quit Your Job Because Will and Kate Need a New Housekeeper

3/16/2015 - Sad SXSW Tinder Users Were Tricked Into Thinking This Woman Is Real

3/16/2015 - Hello, Mary J. Blige DM'd Me on Twitter

3/16/2015 - Let's Get to Know Nahko Bear, Shailene Woodley's Alleged Boyfriend

3/16/2015 - No Shit: Disneyland Measles Outbreak Linked to Anti-Vaxxers

3/16/2015 - Everything Everyone Did Wrong On the Penultimate Episode of Looking

3/16/2015 - Kathy Griffin Wasn't Very Fond of the Fashion Police Writing Staff

3/16/2015 - Jessica Lange, Our Forever Supreme, Is Leaving American Horror Story

3/16/2015 - The Clothes People Lying in Wait Inside of Us

3/16/2015 - Very Unchill Ted Cruz Told a Little Girl the 'World Is on Fire'

3/16/2015 - My Husband Hates Me Because I'm a Kleenex Miser

3/16/2015 - This Food Truck Serves Pigeon, Parakeet, and Horse

3/16/2015 - New Moms Are Healthier, Maternal Deaths Still a Problem, Data Finds

3/16/2015 - Surviving The Walking Dead: Perfect Alexandria Shows Its Cracks

3/16/2015 - Did Vladimir Putin 'Go Missing' So He Could Have Plastic Surgery?

3/16/2015 - Sephora Taking Heat for Selling Lipstick in the Shade 'Underage Red'

3/16/2015 - We Ship The Jinx's Cody Cazalas and Jeanine Pirro

3/16/2015 - Mom, I Have Two Boyfriends: How I Discovered I Was Polyamorous at 27

3/16/2015 - The Marines Are Looking For 'A Few Good Women'—Or Are They?

3/16/2015 - Fan Interrupts Ryan Gosling Q&A So She Can Propose to Her Girlfriend

3/16/2015 - Crisis Pregnancy Center Worker Told a Woman Her IUD Was 'Your Baby'

3/16/2015 - Terrible Restaurant Customers and the Revenge They So Justly Deserved

3/16/2015 - Watch Dawn Richard Get Real About Self-Love in New 'Projection' Video

3/16/2015 - Pamela Anderson's Abusive Ex Calls Her a 'Serial Baby Killer'

3/16/2015 - There Are 'Haunted' Dolls for Sale Online and They Cost a Fortune

3/16/2015 - Martha Stewart Creates New Catchphrase For Multitaskers: 'I Woman It'

3/16/2015 - X Factor Judges Fired After Berating Contestant for 'Disgusting' Looks

3/16/2015 - Listen to 'Entropy,' a Girls Track From Grimes and Bleachers

3/16/2015 - Gina Rodriguez Urges Latino Actors to Use Their Power for More Roles

3/15/2015 - Study Suggests Link Between Birth Control Pills and Crohn's Disease

3/15/2015 - English Teacher from Maine Wins International Global Teacher Prize

3/15/2015 - Brody Jenner is the New Kardashian Spokesperson

3/15/2015 - "Feminism" and "Misogyny" Are Banned Words on TripAdvisor

3/15/2015 - Nigerian Police Demanded Sexual Favors From Widows of Colleagues

3/15/2015 - Here is How Your Smartphone Is Truly Aging You (It's Not "Tech Neck")

3/15/2015 - These Questions Will Help You Stop Judging Pregnant Women at Work

3/15/2015 - Heather Mills: Kids Have Never Heard of Some Guy Named Paul McCartney

3/15/2015 - Police Detain Eight Suspects in Indian Gang Rape Investigation

3/15/2015 - Chris Evans Breaks Your Heart, Is Dating Lily Collins

3/14/2015 - Vogue Says Red is In, Which Good Because No One Ever Wears Red

3/14/2015 - Saturday Night Social: von Trapp Singers Bout to Drop That Solid Gold

3/14/2015 - Cinderella Rakes In $23 Million, Somehow Still a Compelling Fairy Tale

3/14/2015 - How to Love Your Kid Without Telling Her She Is Special

3/14/2015 - Obama's Mom 'Must Have Been a Muslim' Says Billy Graham's Honest Son

3/14/2015 - Nun Gang-Raped During Robbery in India

3/14/2015 - Bristol Palin Is Engaged To a Man Named Dakota

3/14/2015 - ISIS Fighters Apparently Love McDonald's and Junk Food

3/14/2015 - The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Is Basically a '90s Tween Disney Sitcom

3/14/2015 - Lesbian Couple "Humiliated" For Goodbye Kiss at Paris Train Station

3/14/2015 - Transgender Teen, Jazz Jennings, Chosen for Clean and Clear Campaign

3/14/2015 - E! Might Cancel Fashion Police

3/13/2015 - Your Most Over-the-Top Emotional Meltdown

3/13/2015 - Emma Watson: Singing in Beauty and the Beast Will Be 'Terrifying'

3/13/2015 - Tom Hanks Continues His Streak of Charming Anecdotes

3/13/2015 - Wiener Dogs are the Cutest, Most Ferocious Cops and Robbers

3/13/2015 - Do the Arts Option: Lessons from Columbia's Sexual Respect Requirement

3/13/2015 - Serbian Pop Star Says Kim Kardashian's New Look Is a Complete Rip-Off

3/13/2015 - Suddenly I'm Incredibly Interested in Golf

3/13/2015 - A Self-Care Playlist For the Sensual Woman Smoking Weed in Her Shower

3/13/2015 - Your Queen, Ina Garten, Settles Frozen Dinner Legal Battle

3/13/2015 - How to Make the Bipartisan Bankroll, a Rum Cocktail We Can All Agree On

3/13/2015 - The Wage Gap Will Close After We're All Dead

3/13/2015 - Don't Mind This Actress from the 1940s, Plucking Her Eyebrows

3/13/2015 - Paul Feig: Chill, Psychos, Ghostbusters Won't 'Ruin' Your Childhood

3/13/2015 - Shade Court: Cranky Old Rudy Giuliani, Boss Shade & a Perfect Picture

3/13/2015 - The Email Kathy Griffin Sent Her Friends After Quitting Fashion Police

3/13/2015 - OK Hates Gay Marriage So Much It Wants to Get Rid of Straight Marriage

3/13/2015 - Here's a Preview of Lena Dunham and Her Wig on Scandal

3/13/2015 - America Still Loves the Unbreakable Hillary Clinton

3/13/2015 - Sean Penn and Charlize Theron Are Bachelor Fans and #TeamKaitlyn

3/13/2015 - Resellers Hope Idiots Will Pay $800 For Lululemon Shorts

3/13/2015 - Rise of The Kardashians: How a Family Created a Magazine Cover Dynasty

3/13/2015 - Very Charming Human Tom Hanks Helps Girl Scouts Sell Cookies

3/13/2015 - Bride Flees Wedding After Groom Proves He Can't Do Simple Math

3/13/2015 - Man Acquitted For Raping 13-Year-Old Because She Was 'Well-Developed'

3/13/2015 - A Question After Sweet Briar: Is There a Future for Women's Colleges?

3/13/2015 - Deep Cuts: The Mysterious Case of The $10 Suede Boots

3/13/2015 - From 'Drip Drop' to 'Lola': Rating All the Original Songs on Empire

3/13/2015 - Empire's Lee Daniels Explains the Origins of the Infamous Blowjob Bib

3/13/2015 - FKA twigs in McQueen, Free as a Bird

3/13/2015 - A Sad Girl's Eulogy for OMG Girlz

3/13/2015 - Makeup Ads From Before Color TV Are Fucking Unhinged

3/13/2015 - Weddings Now Cost More Than Two Years of College

3/13/2015 - School Wants Boys to 'Be Classy,' Girls to Cover Their Slutty Shoulders

3/13/2015 - Lena Dunham Is Glad Kathy Griffin Quit 'Intolerant' Fashion Police

3/13/2015 - Perfect Little Girl Has Perfect Shutdown For Dummy Who Calls Her Ugly

3/13/2015 - Watch President Obama Read 'Mean' Tweets About Himself on Jimmy Kimmel

3/12/2015 - Here Is a Chipmunk Stretching and Yawning

3/12/2015 - Vets Hate Him: Dog Loses 75 Percent of Body Fat With One Weird Trick

3/12/2015 - Jeopardy Becomes Lonely Dystopian Wasteland With Worst Episode Ever [Updated]

3/12/2015 - Kathy Griffin Out at Fashion Police in Wake of Zendaya Scandal

3/12/2015 - Michelle Obama Gets Reporter Fired for Comparing Her to an Ape

3/12/2015 - Here Is Your Scandal Open Thread

3/12/2015 - Your Evening Cry: I Am Big Bird Will Punch You Right in the Feelings

3/12/2015 - The Martha Stewart Cafe, the Greatest Cafe, Is Now Open

3/12/2015 - This 12-Year-Old Already Knows the Secret to Dating

3/12/2015 - Watch a Mad Chill Kelly Ripa Chug a Bottle of Moonshine on Broad City

3/12/2015 - Adorable Newscaster Cries On Air During Surprise Sharon Van Etten Set

3/12/2015 - Lupita Nyong'o and Common Should Get Married

3/12/2015 - Lindsay Lohan Is Having the Worst Week, You Guys!

3/12/2015 - Yes, You Need Therapy to Get Over Your Ex (And for Everything Else)

3/12/2015 - It Was the Seventies! Tippi Hedren Once Kept Lions as Pets

3/12/2015 - 'Marlise's Law' Would Give Pregnant People End-of-Life Decision Rights

3/12/2015 - Kerry Washington to Star In HBO Anita Hill Film

3/12/2015 - The Most Scandalous Swimsuits of 1898

3/12/2015 - Sarah Jones' Family 'Appalled' Hollywood Reporter Posted Autopsy Report

3/12/2015 - Fight! Fight! Fight! These Are Your Craziest Wedding Brawl Stories

3/12/2015 - Now Alabama Is Looking Into Harper Lee's Mental Health [UPDATE]

3/12/2015 - Parents, Ready Your Wallets: Disney Confirms It's Making Frozen 2

3/12/2015 - Björk Bares Her Heart, Soul, Cleavage In 'Lionsong' Video

3/12/2015 - 'Large Blood Stain on Carpet:' The Bleakest Motel Reviews on Yelp

3/12/2015 - Lifehouse Torments Southwest Air Passengers With a Surprise Serenade

3/12/2015 - Pretty, Easy Nails: Gradient or Ombré Glitter or Whatever You Call It?

3/12/2015 - Y/N: Nooooo, Jamie Foxx and DJ Mustard Butchered 'PYT'

3/12/2015 - Leonardo DiCaprio to Adrian Grenier: Let's Find That Whale, Bro

3/12/2015 - Be Cool, Anglophiles: Kate Middleton Visited the Set of Downton Abbey

3/12/2015 - How Serena Williams Will Keep Her Grace Under Fire at Indian Wells

3/12/2015 - How to Look Great at Any Age: A Simple Recipe

3/12/2015 - Watch Sally Seltmann's Uplifting Night Moves in 'We Are the Music'

3/12/2015 - Twitter to Crack Down on Revenge Porn By Asking 'Did You Want This?'

3/12/2015 - Dr. Phil Wants to Try to Interview Bobbi Kristina's Boyfriend Again

3/12/2015 - This Is What Dating in New York City in 1974 Was Like

3/12/2015 - Meet Christine and the Queens: French Pop for a Sweet, Slick Spring

3/12/2015 - Edward Snowden's Girlfriend Posts Two Mysterious New Blog Entries

3/12/2015 - Family Research Council: Gays Are Responsible for Racist Frat's Chant

3/12/2015 - Every Single Fur Coat Cookie Has Worn on Empire So Far

3/12/2015 - Madonna: Reporting My Violent Rape Wasn't Worth the Humiliation

3/12/2015 - Jon Stewart: Morning Joe's 'Rap Causes Racism' Theory Was Dumb as Hell

3/12/2015 - Shailene Woodley Is a Beautiful Street Urchin in Love on Her Elle Cover

3/12/2015 - Here's Ellie Goulding on an Ice Queen Cover of 'Take Me To Church'

3/11/2015 - Kathy Griffin Says She Wouldn't Have Told Giuliana Rancic's Zendaya Joke

3/11/2015 - Catholic Church Says It's Against Religion to Pay Sex Abuse Victims

3/11/2015 - 7th Heaven Dad's Alleged Underage Victim: "His Penis Was at Eye Level"

3/11/2015 - Moron Says If Kanye Had Sung the Racist OU Chant, We'd Be Celebrating

3/11/2015 - Mad Men's 'Secret' History: January Jones Auditioned to Play Peggy

3/11/2015 - Nicki Minaj Is Not Impressed With IHOP's #Brand #Engagement

3/11/2015 - Big Brother Has Enormous Plastic Boobs: 'Hello Barbie' Can Spy on Kids

3/11/2015 - Hero Woman Strangles Rabid Raccoon with Her Bare Hands

3/11/2015 - Stupid Teen Has Black Boyfriend Arrested for Prom Prank

3/11/2015 - Columbia Students: Tell Us About Your Sexual Respect Requirement

3/11/2015 - Ferguson Police Chief to Finally Resign. Bye.

3/11/2015 - Watch Dr. Phil's Horrifying Interview With Bobbi Kristina's Boyfriend

3/11/2015 - This Week in Tabloids: Bachelor Chris is a Dancing, Cheating Liar

3/11/2015 - Tina Knowles Kindly Tells Paparazzi to Have Some Goddamn Class

3/11/2015 - Best Ever Flight Attendant Gets Down to 'Uptown Funk' For Passengers

3/11/2015 - Watch Selena Gomez at a Corporate Rave With Alleged Boyfriend Zedd

3/11/2015 - Vintage Sewing Patterns With Funny Captions Will Make You Crack Up

3/11/2015 - Florida Woman Tries to Back Out of Home Purchase By Blaming Diet Pills

3/11/2015 - Iris van Herpen Made Prickly, Watery Cocoons for Paris Fashion Week

3/11/2015 - Mall Makeovers: From London to Kazakhstan

3/11/2015 - 'They Made it Into a Joke': A Q&A With a Brain-Injured Dominatrix

3/11/2015 - Teen 'Horror Blogger' Charged with Murdering Mother and Step Father

3/11/2015 - Pol Who Gave Away Adopted Daughters Thought They Were Possessed

3/11/2015 - Thirst Alert: Tyson Beckford Will Guest Host at Chippendales

3/11/2015 - Fashion What Ifs: How to Dress Tough

3/11/2015 - Misadventures at Adult Beginner Drop-In Ballet

3/11/2015 - Here's What the Internet Thinks About the Idea that Rap Causes Racism

3/11/2015 - Woman Covers Body in Rihanna Tattoos In Ultimate Allegiance to Navy

3/11/2015 - Here's Kanye's Not So 'Awesome' Song for Kim Kardashian

3/11/2015 - Robin Thicke, Pharrell Williams Got to Give Up $7.4 Million in Lawsuit

3/11/2015 - That Time Disney Partnered with Kotex to Explain Periods

3/11/2015 - Senate Republicans Snuck Anti-Abortion Language Into Trafficking Bill

3/11/2015 - Party Hard

3/11/2015 - Blessed Be

3/11/2015 - The "St. Louis Cuisine" Wikipedia Page is Goddamned Hilarious

3/11/2015 - Madonna Will Stick to Dating Hot Young Dancers For a While, Thanks

3/11/2015 - Did a Serial Dog Killer Run Rampant at Crufts?

3/11/2015 - Morning Joe Has a Good Explanation for the Racist SAE Kids: Rap Music

3/11/2015 - Kendrick Lamar's New Album Art Suggests He Is Truly About to Bless Us

3/11/2015 - Ashton Kutcher Wants More Diaper Stations In Men's Restrooms

3/10/2015 - Mom's Important Message to Boy Who Likes Her Daughter: Stop Trying

3/10/2015 - 'Pinot Noir' Is the Music Video About Black Dick That You Need, Deserve

3/10/2015 - Sydney Leathers' 'Bitch Boy' Outed as Disgraced Indiana Congressman

3/10/2015 - Awful Person I Hate Calls Jennifer Lawrence 'Annoying' and 'Crass'

3/10/2015 - Lena Dunham Is Still On Twitter, Would Like Everyone to Be Less Mean

3/10/2015 - Aziz Ansari Defends His Feminism: 'Am I Really the Target?'

3/10/2015 - McDonald's is Suing Seattle to Stop the City's Minimum Wage Hike

3/10/2015 - Rep. Katherine Clark: The FBI Needs to Make Gamergate 'A Priority'

3/10/2015 - High School of Racist SAE Brother Includes Pro-Life Views in Statement

3/10/2015 - How Many People Approved The 'Mexican' Costumes on The Real?

3/10/2015 - RuPaul's Drag Race: Last Night's Best 'Glamazonian Airways' Looks

3/10/2015 - There Is a Christian Shelter Called The Glory Hole

3/10/2015 - First Online Date Allegedly Culminates in Car Theft

3/10/2015 - Jordin Sparks' New Video Is All About How Hot She Is on Instagram

3/10/2015 - Doll Fans, Meet Hipster Joker

3/10/2015 - One Person, Two Sets of DNA: The Strange Case of the Human Chimera

3/10/2015 - Little Edie's Stolen Life: Revisiting Grey Gardens, 40 Years Later

3/10/2015 - Lego Rejected This Flawless Female Supreme Court Justice Set; We Object!

3/10/2015 - Hey Rando: Abbi and Ilana Don't Want to Smoke Weed with You

3/10/2015 - Who Threw Hands at Your Wedding?

3/10/2015 - Be Inspired by New Videos of Tween Ryan Gosling Dancing His Ass Off

3/10/2015 - Hillary Clinton Loses Body in Tragic Bloomberg Photoshopping Incident [Update]

3/10/2015 - Today's Best Deals: Cast Iron, Memory Foam, Roku, and More

3/10/2015 - No One Is Learning Shit From Watching You Put on Lipgloss

3/10/2015 - If 'Choreplay' Is Real, It Is Also Real Gross

3/10/2015 - Iggy Azalea Won't Do Press for Her Major Tour, Sources Say. Too Bad [Updated]

3/10/2015 - University of Oklahoma Expels Two Students in Racist SAE Video

3/10/2015 - The Latest Trailer for Inside Out Finally Reveals Some Plot

3/10/2015 - Oh My God, It's Bette Davis in a Damn Dishwasher Commercial

3/10/2015 - Silicon Valley's Woman-Friendly Venture Capital Firm Still a Boys' Club

3/10/2015 - Submerge Yourself in Sudie's New Video for 'Heartattack'

3/10/2015 - Do It Herself: How to Make a Gorgeous Necklace for Under Five Bucks

3/10/2015 - Fox News Saves White People at the Selma 50th Anniversary

3/10/2015 - We Hate This 365 Marriage Proposal Creeper So Much

3/10/2015 - The Bachelor Finale Tells an Uncomfortable Truth: Love Is Boring

3/10/2015 - Dear Madonna: I Am Not 'Hilary Clinton,' and Hillary Didn't Write That

3/10/2015 - Will.i.am's Theory About 3D Printing People Really Makes You Think

3/10/2015 - SCOTUS Orders Lower Court to Reconsider Notre Dame Birth Control Case

3/10/2015 - Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson Had a Zoolander Walk-Off at Valentino

3/10/2015 - Cara Delevingne and Naomi Campbell Got In a Brawl Over Rihanna's Honor

3/10/2015 - Everything Everyone Did Wrong (and Right) on This Episode of Looking

3/10/2015 - Happy SAE Frat House Mother Sings Racist Chant, America Kinda Sucks

3/10/2015 - Have FKA twigs Teach You How to Dance

3/10/2015 - Meryl Streep, Freida Pinto Attend US Premiere of Banned India Rape Doc

3/10/2015 - Here's Ballerina Ciara Singing Fuck You to Future

3/9/2015 - University of Oregon Uses a Woman's Medical Records Against Her

3/9/2015 - Jessica Chastain and Salma Hayek are Bosom Buddies

3/9/2015 - Listen to This Nicki Minaj Remix of Maroon 5's "Sugar"

3/9/2015 - Amber Rose Likes It When You Slut Shame Her

3/9/2015 - Katy Perry Gets Her Foot Sucked

3/9/2015 - Amy Schumer Just Wants to Play Herself But Hollywood Won't Let Her, Yo

3/9/2015 - Stop, Givenchy. Just Stop.

3/9/2015 - PSA: Matt Lauer Is Still a Dick

3/9/2015 - Barbie's Entire Wardrobe Cost $136 In 1963

3/9/2015 - Director Pleads Guilty in Train Crash that Killed Sarah Jones

3/9/2015 - The Knot's New Wedding Checklist Reminds You to Get Your Ass in Shape

3/9/2015 - How Author Mary Pilon Found the Woman Inventor of What Became Monopoly

3/9/2015 - Watch Dany 'Break the Wheel' in New Game of Thrones Trailer

3/9/2015 - Cops Arrested 10 Women Ahead of Sexual Harassment Protests in China

3/9/2015 - WHODUNIT: Show Dog Dead Under Suspicious Circumstances

3/9/2015 - Fuck a Tent; Wear a Sleeping Bag of Death

3/9/2015 - Frat at University of Oklahoma Permanently Closed After Racist Chant

3/9/2015 - I Demand That You Listen to This Perfect Carly Rae Jepsen Remix

3/9/2015 - Let's Cry Together to John Legend and Sam Smith's 'Lay Me Down' Duet

3/9/2015 - Travel Tip: Do Not Scrawl Graffiti on Ancient Sites Then Take a Selfie

3/9/2015 - Rebecca's 24-Hour Product Diary: How to Look Like Taylor Hanson

3/9/2015 - Farewell to Pioneering Romance Novelist Bertrice Small

3/9/2015 - 'I Can't Get Over How Bad It Was': A Lisa Vanderpump Restaurant Crawl

3/9/2015 - Life Is Meaningless: Poll Finds Fox News Is the Most Trusted Network

3/9/2015 - 'Tourists' Film Porn in Front of the Pyramids of Giza

3/9/2015 - Jussie Smollett Comes Out to Ellen, Says 'There Is No Closet'

3/9/2015 - Angry Woman on Subway Proves Crochetspreading Is Serious Business

3/9/2015 - Andrew Keegan, Cult Leader: 'Today, I'm Here to Activate High Vibes'

3/9/2015 - St. Vincent Debuts Nostalgia Exploration Song 'Teenage Talk' on Girls

3/9/2015 - Rep. Alan Grayson Accuses Estranged Wife of Bigamy in Divorce Trial

3/9/2015 - Don't Ask the Scandal Cast About Columbus Short

3/9/2015 - Luxury Stockholm Hotel Brought to Its Knees By 'Angry' Badger

3/9/2015 - Baby Punting and More Utterly Absurd Restaurant Stories

3/9/2015 - Bill Cosby's First Video Message to Fans: 'I'm Far From Finished!'

3/9/2015 - Jay Z Thinks Chris Brown's Baby Drama Is 'Karma'

3/9/2015 - Queen Elizabeth Is the Original Vintage-Frump-Chic Style Icon

3/9/2015 - Last Week Tonight Is Right About the Bullshit That Is Daylight Savings

3/9/2015 - Kanye West Is 'The Black Madonna,' Says Madonna

3/9/2015 - Grimes Dropped a Surprise Video for Semi-New Song 'REALiTi'

3/8/2015 - Watch The Inspiring Trailer for Dream, Girl: The Documentary

3/8/2015 - "Peace" Officers Suspended After Supervising Gun-Happy Bikini Shoot

3/8/2015 - Kanye, Katy and Kim Wear All Black Everything at Paris Fashion Week

3/8/2015 - Emma Watson Holds Facebook Q&A on International Women's Day

3/8/2015 - Chris Pratt and Chris Evans Continue To Melt the Coldest of Hearts

3/8/2015 - These Cindy Sherman Emoticons Are Perfect

3/8/2015 - "All-Natural" Erection Supplements Are Filled with Viagra

3/8/2015 - 13 Things You Should Really Have In Your Closet By the Time You're 30

3/8/2015 - Vogue Editor Deletes Tasteless Instagram Post

3/8/2015 - You Need to Watch President Obama's Speech in Selma

3/8/2015 - Go On, Cop a Bottle of That Civil War Wine

3/8/2015 - John Mayer Gives Epic Interview, Wants You to Believe He's a Good Guy

3/8/2015 - Facebook Hopes to Save Lives with New Suicide Prevention Tool

3/8/2015 - Chris Hemsworth's Sexy Brothers Showed Up To SNL

3/7/2015 - Saturday Night Social: Spring Forward with New M.I.A. Song

3/7/2015 - Gwyneth Paltrow Hopes Her Kids Will One Day Want to Run Goop

3/7/2015 - Black Wisconsin Teen Shot Dead by Police Sparks Protests

3/7/2015 - Caption This Photo: FLOTUS and George W. Bush in Selma

3/7/2015 - Corporate Boss Admits She Was Horrible to Mothers Until She Had a Kid

3/7/2015 - Broad City is The Best Because its Writers' Room is Filled with Ladies

3/7/2015 - ISIS Destroys Ancient City of Hatra

3/7/2015 - Interview With a Married Woman Who Takes Lovers on the Side

3/7/2015 - Costco Joins McDonald's in Phasing Out Antibiotics in Its Chicken

3/7/2015 - Pro-Choice Campaign Glitterbombs Nebraska Congressman

3/7/2015 - Someone Made a Funnel Cake Bacon Cheeseburger and I Just Died Inside

3/7/2015 - Tom Hanks and Justin Bieber Star in Carly Rae Jepsen's New Music Video

3/7/2015 - Kim and Kanye Have Sex "500 Times" a Day

3/6/2015 - Your Strangest Secret Single Behavior

3/6/2015 - Everyday Is Women's Day When You're Ringo Starr

3/6/2015 - 15-Year-Old Running Real Life Babysitters Club Is Worth $375,000

3/6/2015 - Feel Like Peeing in Public? Fine, These Walls Will Pee Back

3/6/2015 - I Liked the Björk Show at MoMA, Haters

3/6/2015 - Jam Out With Your Cat to These Rocking Tunes

3/6/2015 - Shade Court: Lena's Wig, Miley Cyrus, and Jeopardy Ruins Everything

3/6/2015 - Queen Martha to Roast Jester Justin Bieber

3/6/2015 - Facebook Is Fighting in a French Court Over a Painting of a Vagina

3/6/2015 - Jezebel's Hosting a March Madness Reading And You're All Invited

3/6/2015 - Bless Your Heart: A Meditation, A Taxonomy, A Eulogy

3/6/2015 - Another Actress from the Hollywood Golden Age, Casually Doing Her Hair

3/6/2015 - Male Serial Killers Are 'Hunters,' Female Serial Killers Are 'Gatherers'

3/6/2015 - A Very Emotional Playlist For the Mostly Placid Woman

3/6/2015 - Doing the Dishes for Blow Jobs, and Other Domestic Fallacies

3/6/2015 - Spotify Data Reveals Men Love Listening to Katy Perry and Lorde

3/6/2015 - Let's Talk About My Alleged Burglar's Alleged Shirt

3/6/2015 - Albert Maysles, the Documentarian Behind Grey Gardens, Has Passed Away

3/6/2015 - Ansel Elgort Is My Nemesis

3/6/2015 - Scandal's Ferguson Storyline Was Much Too Much

3/6/2015 - School to 11-Year-Old Dressed in Christian Grey Costume: 'No'

3/6/2015 - From Ronald McDonald to I'm Lovin' It: A Curly Girls' Guide

3/6/2015 - Trans Women Will Get to Study at Wellesley College

3/6/2015 - Joan Didion Thought Franny and Zooey Was a Self-Help Book for Coeds

3/6/2015 - How to Make The Spruce Moose, a Cognac Cocktail to Warm a Cold Heart

3/6/2015 - There Are Literally No Words For How Excited We Are for Veep Season 4

3/6/2015 - War Is Hell: I Went Deep Undercover at a Wedding Expo

3/6/2015 - How Do You Discipline a Child in the Post-Hitting Era?

3/6/2015 - Jada Pinkett Smith Finally Understands Men, Feels Really Bad for Them

3/6/2015 - Pol Who Gave Away Adopted Child Says He's Suffered 'Severe Injustice'

3/6/2015 - Chelsea Manning Is Finally Called a Woman By the Army

3/6/2015 - Goth Teens Lorde and Kanye West Are Thrilled to Be at the Dior Show

3/6/2015 - Salvation Army Uses That Goddamn Dress in an Anti-Domestic Violence Ad

3/6/2015 - McDonald's Asks Bands to Play Show for Free, Is Dickish When Rebutted

3/6/2015 - Chris Brown Has Blocked Chrissy Teigen on Twitter. Congrats, Chrissy!

3/6/2015 - Hot Mugshot Guy Not Withering Away in Jail, Planning Modeling Career

3/6/2015 - Employees Claim American Apparel Is Still Treating Them Like Crap

3/6/2015 - Big Sean: Part Nice Guy, Part Misogynist

3/6/2015 - Man Achieves Epic Dream of Swimming in Tank With Pet Turtle

3/5/2015 - Even This Bull Terrier Is Getting Healthcare. Thanks, Obama

3/5/2015 - Here Is Your Scandal Open Thread

3/5/2015 - OITNB Actor Finally Owns Up to Being a Huge, Raging Feminist

3/5/2015 - Shonda Rhimes On Empire: 'Our Consumer Dollars Matter'

3/5/2015 - New Game Lets You Squirt Politicians in Protest of Porn Laws

3/5/2015 - Politician Accused of 'Giving Away' Adopted Child to Sexual Abuser

3/5/2015 - Florida Man Shoots Sister in the Ass For Baking Him Sexy Penis Cake

3/5/2015 - Y/N: Tinashe Makes Being Stranded in the Desert Look Not So Bad

3/5/2015 - Gloria Steinem Gets a Clit Ring! (No, Not That Kind)

3/5/2015 - Iggy Azalea Is Acting Like She Didn't Want a Grammy... Psshhh

3/5/2015 - Radio Station Begins Playing Christmas Music 24/7

3/5/2015 - Does Whiskey Get You Feelin Pretty? Rih's New Song Has Me in Tears

3/5/2015 - Samantha Bee Lands Her Own Show on TBS

3/5/2015 - Diablo Cody Will Try Her Hand at That Live-Action Barbie Movie

3/5/2015 - Lawless Congress Flagrantly Disregards Rules, Frolics In Snow

3/5/2015 - 'Old Dudes Choking Their Chickens': Yelp's Grimmest Sex Club Reviews

3/5/2015 - Oh My God: This ISIS-Themed Wedding Is Truly Horrifying

3/5/2015 - One Way Taxis Still Beat Uber: When You Want to Fuck in the Car

3/5/2015 - Jodi Arias Dodges the Death Penalty Thanks to a Deadlocked Jury

3/5/2015 - This Infertility Treatment Sounds Like the Future. Or a Horror Movie

3/5/2015 - The Smithsonian Gets It

3/5/2015 - Who the Hell Are Sisters Gigi and Bella Hadid? An Explainer

3/5/2015 - When Wedding Invitations Turn Into a Hilarious Disaster

3/5/2015 - Huge Swaths of America Get 'Caramel deLites' (??) Instead of Samoas

3/5/2015 - Cinderella's Lily James Did a Liquid Diet to Fit That Silly Corset

3/5/2015 - New Shondaland Leading Man Damon Dayoub Will Make Your Panties Explode

3/5/2015 - Pregnant and Single at 50: An Interview with Sophie B. Hawkins

3/5/2015 - Monica Lewinsky to Give Her Own TED Talk This Month

3/5/2015 - Trick, Please: Weak Nails, Scars & The Swimsuit to End All Swimsuits

3/5/2015 - On DSquared2’s Racist and Extraordinarily Offensive FW15 Line “DSquaw”

3/5/2015 - Journalist Finally Gets Direct Response from Harper Lee: 'Go Away'

3/5/2015 - Transformation Thursday Am I Right

3/5/2015 - EMILY's List Gala: Hillary Clinton Hosts a Funeral for the Glass Ceiling

3/5/2015 - 'Sucks For You Bro': Boston Bombing Survivor Writes Tsarnaev a Letter

3/5/2015 - Seth Meyers Stiffly Explains 'Thirsty,' 'Fleek' and Other Teen Slang

3/5/2015 - Kim Kardashian and Jared Leto Both Dye Their Hair Platinum Blah

3/5/2015 - Empire: Andre Lyon Has Sorrows, Needs Somebody to Lean On

3/5/2015 - Religious Aid Groups: Raped Migrant Kids Should Not Get Plan B

3/5/2015 - You Know What'll Make You Beautiful? Raisins! Lots of Raisins!

3/5/2015 - Seth Rogen Denies Ruining Office with the Awesome Smell of Weed

3/5/2015 - Ringling Bros. Circus to Phase Out Elephant Acts By 2018

3/5/2015 - Do You Sniff Your Hands After a Handshake? Probably, Weirdo

3/5/2015 - You Won't Believe What This Amazing Cat Does! (YOU WON'T!)

3/4/2015 - Weiner's Sexting Partner Sydney Leathers Exposes Another Kinky Lawmaker

3/4/2015 - Woman Divorces New Husband Because She Can't Take His Ginormous Dick

3/4/2015 - Taylor Swift's Awful at Moonwalking, Finally Gives Us Reason to Hate Her

3/4/2015 - Cosby Accuser Comes Forward, Sheds Anonymity to "Speak Her Truth"

3/4/2015 - Karrueche Tran Is Pretty Excited to Be Done With New Daddy Chris Brown

3/4/2015 - Pregnant Women Should Maybe Eat More Tuna, Says FDA

3/4/2015 - Oldest Person in the World Turns 117

3/4/2015 - Shia LaBeouf Is Tweeting In Code

3/4/2015 - De Blasio Adds Two Muslim Holy Days to NYC Public School Calendar

3/4/2015 - The Smithsonian Says: Fuck Your Selfie Stick

3/4/2015 - My, How Times Have Changed!

3/4/2015 - Indian Parliament Bans India's Daughter, Cites Global Conspiracy

3/4/2015 - The Best Runway Looks From the Season Premiere of RuPaul's Drag Race

3/4/2015 - This Week in Tabloids: Scott Disick Wants Kendall to Be His Teen Bride

3/4/2015 - Boston Woman Uses Tinder to Find Someone to Shovel Out Her Car

3/4/2015 - Great News: Divorce Is More Likely When Wives Get Sick

3/4/2015 - New Mexico Republicans Trying to Pass the State's First Abortion Bans

3/4/2015 - Everyone At Your Office Gossips Constantly (And Maybe About You)

3/4/2015 - Lindsey Graham Makes Cool & Original Nancy Pelosi Plastic Surgery Joke

3/4/2015 - Willow Smith Shares Her 2015 Goals: Krav Maga, Capoeira and Dreads

3/4/2015 - Darren Wilson Avoids Civil Rights Charges

3/4/2015 - Brandi's Beauty Box Review

3/4/2015 - UC Berkeley Students Hold Teach-In for Their Racist Professor

3/4/2015 - Secondhand Violence and PTSD: An Interview with Mac McClelland

3/4/2015 - Hillary Clinton Also Used a Private, Homemade Email Server

3/4/2015 - Forgotten Celebrity Memoirs: It's 1995 and Kelsey Grammer Is a Monster

3/4/2015 - Billionaire's Ex Is Gonna Need at Least a Million Smackeroos a Month

3/4/2015 - Karrueche Is Done

3/4/2015 - What's Up With Plastic Microbeads?

3/4/2015 - All-Women Sweet Briar College Will Close After 114 Years

3/4/2015 - Fuck Yeah: Chrissie Hynde Is Writing a Memoir

3/4/2015 - This Broad's Life: Janet Mock

3/4/2015 - Get Haunted with a Lovely New Track From Electronic Producer James K

3/4/2015 - Here's Liletta, the Newest IUD on the Block

3/4/2015 - Nancy Grace and 2 Chainz's Pot Romance Continues Hot and Heavy

3/4/2015 - Watch Kate McKinnon and Chris Hemsworth Try the Dirty Dancing Lift

3/4/2015 - Oh, Good: Chris Brown Is a Father

3/4/2015 - Get Into Björk's New Heart-as-Vag Cover Art for Vulnicura

3/4/2015 - Lawyer Fighting Obamacare: 'Women and Minorities' Wrote a Bad Law

3/4/2015 - Take a Minute, Give Yourself the Gift of D.R.A.M.'s 'Cha Cha' Video

3/4/2015 - Nia Long (Yes!) Is Starring in a Pilot With Mike Epps

3/3/2015 - Nicki Minaj to Christina Milian: Stop Trying to Make 'Fleek' Happen

3/3/2015 - Watch Justin Bieber Parody the SNL Parody of his Calvin Klein Ad

3/3/2015 - Peace Out, Chi-Town: Oprah's Leaving for Good

3/3/2015 - Lindsay Lohan to Dubai: Let's Read Together!

3/3/2015 - Hundreds of Dead Bodies Found Chilling Beneath French Supermarket

3/3/2015 - Watch Vanessa Bayer Attempt (and Fail) to Rattle Weird Al

3/3/2015 - Eco-Conscious Brides to Grow Their Own Dresses Out of Fungus, Compost

3/3/2015 - NY's Rats and Fleas Could Bring Back the Plague, Party Like It's 1346

3/3/2015 - The Eternal Debate: Can You Ever Really Be Friends with Your Ex?

3/3/2015 - Relive Conrad Hilton's Airplane 'Rageathon' With a Terrified Passenger

3/3/2015 - The Star of the MTA's 1962 Campaign for Subway Manners: A Damn Cat

3/3/2015 - Community Promises to Keep It Weird for Season Six

3/3/2015 - Former CPAC Head Lisa De Pasquale on Love, Inclusion, and Barf

3/3/2015 - Here Are Some Photos of Prince William Doofusing All Over China

3/3/2015 - Woman Wearing Hijab to Increase Her Own Empathy Will Try Brownface Next

3/3/2015 - Before White Yoga Pants, the Star of Kotex Ads Was World War I

3/3/2015 - The Knot's Street Campaign Is a Cute Celebration of Terrible Marriages

3/3/2015 - Watch Kelela Transform into an Animé Character in Her New Video

3/3/2015 - Ohio Abortion Providers Now Required to Do Fetal Test That Doesn't Exist

3/3/2015 - Here Is the Average Dick Size. Are You Surprised?

3/3/2015 - The Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan Museum: From Joke to Reality

3/3/2015 - Wedding Invitation Disasters! Who Had 'Em?

3/3/2015 - A Friendly Reminder: The Duggars Are Assholes!

3/3/2015 - Man Has Great Idea: Woman Should Be Less Angry

3/3/2015 - David Petraeus Will Plead Guilty to Oversharing with His Mistress

3/3/2015 - Mall Makeovers: Dallas, Texas

3/3/2015 - Watch Bachelor Contestant Britt Cry. And Cry. And Cry. And Cry.

3/3/2015 - Sayyida al-Hurra, the Beloved, Avenging Islamic Pirate Queen

3/3/2015 - New Ariana Grande Track 'Adore' Has Me Doing Body Rolls At My Desk

3/3/2015 - Are You the Idiot Who Would Buy Katy Perry's Left Shark Onesie?

3/3/2015 - New Accuser: Cosby Made Me Pretend to Be a Queen With Oatmeal on My Face

3/3/2015 - Cucumber Argues That Ryan Reynolds Is Gay for His Own Dick

3/3/2015 - American Hero Cher Calls Piers Morgan an 'Old Diva in Fishnets'

3/3/2015 - Listen to 'Forget,' Marina and the Diamonds' Gorgeous Return to Form

3/3/2015 - Contractors Aren't Quite Done With 50 Shades 'Sex Room' in Cut SNL Skit

3/3/2015 - Westboro Baptist Wanted to Picket Nimoy's Funeral, But Couldn't Find It

3/3/2015 - Almost No One Did Anything Wrong on Looking This Week (Except Patrick)

3/3/2015 - Watch Jimmy Fallon Solve Kelly Clarkson's Duets Problem

3/3/2015 - There Is So. Much. Fur. On the Runway.

3/3/2015 - Here's a Weasel Riding a Woodpecker Because, Goddamnit, Why Not?

3/2/2015 - Watch the Trailer for Lena Dunham's Doc About the Man Who Drew Eloise

3/2/2015 - Teachers Arrested for Sexing Kids on Beach Also Handed Out Cocaine

3/2/2015 - Only Taylor Swift's Song About Psycho Exes Can Soothe This Baby's Cries

3/2/2015 - Hillary Clinton Probably Used an AOL Account to Conduct Gov't Business

3/2/2015 - Kanye West Is a Humongous Loser

3/2/2015 - Piers Morgan Hates Cher's Fishnet Stockings, Cher Doesn't Give a Fuck

3/2/2015 - Cameron Diaz Is Over That Social Media Thing She Did to Make Her Money

3/2/2015 - DEA Fears Bunnies May Get High as Balls off Medical Marijuana in Utah

3/2/2015 - Wave a Teary Goodbye to Jared Leto's Jesus Beard

3/2/2015 - My Favorite Lines from the Premiere of Sex Box, With Zero Context

3/2/2015 - Guys Named John Are Doin' It for Themselves

3/2/2015 - Orange Is the New Black Will Be Back This Summer with No More Larry

3/2/2015 - Justin Bieber Is Begging Seth Rogen to Roast Him

3/2/2015 - Walking Dead Is an Existentialist Nightmare, and Suddenly a Great Show

3/2/2015 - No Abortions, No Raises, More Guns: A CPAC Guide to Women's Success

3/2/2015 - Lily James Is Fashionably Committed to the Role of Cinderella

3/2/2015 - Brandi Glanville to Launch a Wine Label For Messy Fancy Ladies

3/2/2015 - Study: More Parents Asking to Delay Vaccines and Most Doctors Go Along

3/2/2015 - Scratch Your Fairy Tale Weirdness Itch With This Rediscovered Story

3/2/2015 - We'll All Be Dead and Judge Judy Will Still Be on Television

3/2/2015 - Congratulations to Paula Deen on Her New Book Deal with Hachette!

3/2/2015 - 10,000 Elephants in the Room: I Made It Through CPAC Without Puking

3/2/2015 - Lauren Conrad Does Not Know What a Disney Princess Should Look Like

3/2/2015 - Martha Stewart Is Still Talking About Her Shitty Food Photos

3/2/2015 - Painter Reveals Monica Lewinsky Reference in Bill Clinton's Portrait

3/2/2015 - OK, the New Season of Real Housewives of New York Looks Incredible

3/2/2015 - Groom Academy Housebreaks Your Fiancé Before He Pisses on Your Gown

3/2/2015 - Sen. Barbara Mikulski, Longest-Serving Woman in Congress, Will Retire

3/2/2015 - Your BFF Ann Coulter to Play Vice President in Terrifying Sharknado 3

3/2/2015 - Behind the Boy Band: Q&A with Caroline Watson, One Direction's Stylist

3/2/2015 - Boston Restaurant Publicly Shames Horrible Yelp-Threatening Customers

3/2/2015 - Buy These Pajamas & Rescue a Prostitute; Or, Why Rescue Brands Are Dumb

3/2/2015 - A Lipstick Love Letter

3/2/2015 - UVA Soy Sauce Frat Throws Cool Party Themed 'Bombs Over Baghdad'

3/2/2015 - Is This the Beginning of the End of Fashion Police?

3/2/2015 - That Unretouched Photo of Cindy Crawford Might Have Been Retouched

3/2/2015 - We May Be Getting a TV Show About Ford Models Founder Eileen Ford

3/2/2015 - Restaurant Employees Who Were In Way Over Their Heads

3/2/2015 - Watch Ronda Rousey Almost Break Cat Zingano's Arm in Just 14 Seconds

3/2/2015 - Kylie Jenner: I'm Spiritual, 'Not Materialistic.' Namasté, Kylie.

3/2/2015 - Delhi Bus Gang Rapist Mukesh Singh Blames Victim for Fighting Back

3/2/2015 - Watch the Trailer For Haute Couture-Filled Documentary Dior and I

3/2/2015 - Maggie Smith Is Giving Downton Abbey One More Season

3/2/2015 - Carly Rae Jepsen's New Song Will Be Stuck In Your Head for All of 2015

3/1/2015 - Watch a Pregnant Model/Bunch of Moms Strut Dolce&Gabanna's Runway Show

3/1/2015 - What Your Response to #thedress Says About You

3/1/2015 - The Simpsons Mocks Jezebel; We Are Truly #Blessed

3/1/2015 - Rihanna Doesn't Need You to be Her Boyfriend, Thanks

3/1/2015 - 'Terror Owl' Fucking People Up in a Small Dutch Town

3/1/2015 - A Young Girl with Epilepsy Might Convince Idaho To Approve Pot Oil

3/1/2015 - Indian Preacher Allegedly Convinced 400 Men to Remove Their Testicles

3/1/2015 - The Hunting Ground Pulls Back the Curtain on Campus Sexual Assault

3/1/2015 - Someone Gets 'The Dress' Tattooed, Doesn't Understand Ephemera

3/1/2015 - Mob Kills Nigerian Girl Accused of Terrorism

3/1/2015 - "Ebola Nurse" Nina Pham Will Sue Employer

3/1/2015 - Madonna on Fall: "I Didn't Hurt My Butt, I Hurt My Head"

3/1/2015 - Fact: Parents Are Begging to Be Lied to Every Single Day

3/1/2015 - The False Demise of the Big Mac and the Problem With Fake Satire

3/1/2015 - Brazil Arrests American Cult Leader on Criminal Sexual Abuse Charges

3/1/2015 - Some People Are Upset About Saturday Night Live's ISIS Sketch

3/1/2015 - NeNe Leakes and Khloe Kardashian Rumored To Replace Kelly Osbourne