Sitemap: 2015 July | Jezebel

7/30/2015 - New York's Club Icons Gather to Support the Legendary Stephen Saban

7/30/2015 - Let's Take a Closer Look At Rita Ora's Cover of UK Glamour

7/30/2015 - Wheaton College Halts Student Health Coverage Due to Birth Control

7/30/2015 - Chris Hemsworth Is So Big He Dwarfs Normal-Sized Penises

7/30/2015 - Dumb Jewel Thieves Get Caught By Bragging On Social Media

7/30/2015 - Katy Perry Still Can't Move Into Her $14.5 Million Dream Convent

7/30/2015 - K. Michelle Cancels Her Tour With Azealia Banks Over Email

7/30/2015 - Your Dream of a Computer Singing '90s Ballads to You 24/7 Has Come True

7/30/2015 - Day Care Comes to a Screeching Halt After Children Get Sun Booboos

7/30/2015 - Victoria Hearst's Dumb Campaign to Blind Shoppers From Cosmo Worked

7/30/2015 - Watch Fake Olsens 'Lean In' in New Clip From Lifetime's Full House Film

7/30/2015 - dELiA*s Is Coming Back, But You Still Can't Escape Death :)

7/30/2015 - This Ripped Powerlifter and Former Marine Just Came Out As Transgender

7/30/2015 - Husband Accidentally Throws Out 'Irreplaceable' Judy Blume Book

7/30/2015 - SoulCycle Is Going Public

7/30/2015 - Meditations on the Death of a Lion

7/30/2015 - Former President George HW Bush Is On Some Good Shit

7/30/2015 - I Survived Hot Yoga With Nick and Drew Lachey

7/30/2015 - Bullies Are Sexier, Says New Bully-Loving Study

7/30/2015 - Karlie Kloss, Kreature

7/30/2015 - Another Genius Panda Fakes Pregnancy For Extra Food, Air Conditioning

7/30/2015 - Why Do Popular, Attractive, and Talented People Commit Suicide?

7/30/2015 - Here's Half of What Came in Our Beauty Box Subscriptions This Month

7/30/2015 - Salma Hayek Won't Even Say Donald Trump's Name

7/30/2015 - Y/N: Miguel Should Just Make a Porno

7/30/2015 - Watch Joanna Krupa Channel a Scared, Sexy Orca for PETA

7/30/2015 - Court Order Prevents Release of Fourth Anti-Abortion Video

7/30/2015 - LOL Vocal Fry Rules U R All Dumb

7/30/2015 - I Must Know Everything About These Wrenchingly Beautiful Found Photos

7/30/2015 - Hey, Is This Your Cobra?

7/30/2015 - Jose Canseco to Honor Caitlyn Jenner By Dressing Like a Woman For a Week

7/30/2015 - You Can Thank Warren Buffett For Your IUD

7/30/2015 - Mariah Carey Is Staying In a $30 Million Airbnb, Just Like You

7/30/2015 - See Greta Gerwig, Lola Kirke In an Exclusive Clip From Mistress America

7/30/2015 - He Said, She Said: The Mythical History of the False Rape Allegation

7/30/2015 - Hysterical Fox News Man Compares #BlackLivesMatter to Gestapo

7/30/2015 - Fraternity PAC Backs Legislation to Protect Students Accused of Rape

7/30/2015 - Woody Allen Talks About His 'Paternal' Relationship With Soon-Yi

7/30/2015 - Beyoncé Might Join The Wiz

7/30/2015 - The Nanny IS In Love With Ben, Says the Nanny's Friend

7/29/2015 - 'Happy Birthday' May Soon Be Yours to Sing Without Fear of a Lawsuit

7/29/2015 - Here’s An App That Lets You Obsess Over Your Old Relationships

7/29/2015 - Idiot Who Jumped Over Fence to Pet Cougars Is Going to Jail for 4 Days

7/29/2015 - Planned Parenthood Site Shuts Down After Hack

7/29/2015 - No, Ben Affleck Is Not Dating the Nanny, According to Ben Affleck

7/29/2015 - Kerry Washington Loves Taraji P. Henson As Much As You Do

7/29/2015 - ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Is Dead Because This Senator Killed Him

7/29/2015 - Celebrities Are Freezing Themselves to Lose Weight, As One Does

7/29/2015 - Normcore Toddler Has Personal Injury Lawyer-Themed Birthday Party

7/29/2015 - Man Promises Women's Museum, Opens Jack the Ripper Museum Instead

7/29/2015 - A Jezebel Mom Remembers the Wedding of Prince Charles and Princess Di

7/29/2015 - Is This RHONY Incident 'a Slap Against Sisterhood'?

7/29/2015 - The 14 Most Beautiful Postures of Gawker Media

7/29/2015 - Eyeliner and Liner Notes: The 1950s

7/29/2015 - GOP Senators Vow to Waste Time Trying to Defund Planned Parenthood

7/29/2015 - Military to Figure Out How to Let Transgender People Fight ASAP

7/29/2015 - KFC is Releasing a Chicken Bucket That Takes Polaroids For Some Reason

7/29/2015 - Here's Jamie xx's Tite, Extended 'I Know (There's Gonna Be Good Times)'

7/29/2015 - Hey, Nicki, Girl: Dump Meek Mill

7/29/2015 - 'Fuck Moving On': Talking to Fallon Fox About Fair Fights, Ronda Rousey

7/29/2015 - Christina Applegate Was Almost Elle Woods in Legally Blonde

7/29/2015 - The Connection Between Bill Cosby's Alleged Crimes & the Playboy Mansion

7/29/2015 - Dickbag Lion Killer Apologizes to Dental Patients for 'Inconvenience'

7/29/2015 - Students Use Kendrick Lamar's 'Alright' as a Powerful Rallying Cry

7/29/2015 - This Week In Tabloids: Kylie and Tyga Are Literally Allegedly Married

7/29/2015 - Eva Longoria and a Reporter Take Part in the Greatest Feud of Our Time

7/29/2015 - Let's Talk About Your Grandma's Lipstick

7/29/2015 - Congress Awaiting Rules on How They Should Behave Around the Pope

7/29/2015 - Australia to Imprison the Country's Most Dangerous Predators: Cats

7/29/2015 - Drunk Ron Weasley Is Back, and He's Showing Off His Chamber of Secrets

7/29/2015 - Where Do You Toss Your Baby's Dirty Diapers in Public?

7/29/2015 - Watch Tina Fey, Tituss Burgess & Jane Krakowski Lipsync to 'Flawless'

7/29/2015 - Disneyland Paris Blatantly Overcharging British and German Visitors

7/29/2015 - Lawsuit Requests All of Taylor Swift's Titty Pics Post Haste

7/29/2015 - Take Me to School and Church, Jill Scott

7/29/2015 - Donald Trump Told a Breastfeeding Female Lawyer She Was 'Disgusting'

7/29/2015 - What Mat Fraser’s Cripfest Taught Me About 'Crip Pride'

7/29/2015 - Hermès on Birkin Renaming Request: We're Fixing This Non-Problem!

7/29/2015 - Reports on Sandra Bland's Posthumous THC Levels Riddled With Bad Science

7/29/2015 - Is Ben Affleck Dating the Nanny?

7/29/2015 - Beloved Baby Giraffe Dies in Freak Accident at Dallas Zoo

7/28/2015 - Some Days We Are All This Corgi Puppy Going Down the Stairs

7/28/2015 - Jill Soloway Sends a Call to Action for 'the Female Voice'

7/28/2015 - Linda Tripp Doesn't Want Hillary Clinton to Become President

7/28/2015 - Terry Richardson Gets Called a Creep, Rides Away on Bicycle

7/28/2015 - SNL Writer Paula Pell Is Developing a New Comedy for HBO

7/28/2015 - Trump Marital Rape Claim 'Totally Without Merit,' Says Ivana Trump

7/28/2015 - Are Tubby Cartoon Characters Making Your Kids Fat?

7/28/2015 - Patti LaBelle Invited Questlove Over for the Most Adorable Dinner Date

7/28/2015 - Season Two of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Sticking to PG-Rated Content

7/28/2015 - Gingers, Rejoice! There's Now a Magazine All About Redheads

7/28/2015 - New Kim Kardashian Hype Energy Spot: What the Fuck

7/28/2015 - Chris Harrison on The Bachelor-Inspired Show UnREAL: 'It's Terrible'

7/28/2015 - I Love Aspartame

7/28/2015 - Yeah, What's Going On Here Buddy

7/28/2015 - Disaster! What Are They Gonna Call the Birkin Bag Now?

7/28/2015 - OK Governor Mary Fallin's Loser Adult Kids Are Living at Her Mansion

7/28/2015 - In 1998, Kmart Wanted You To Shop Online (Inside the Store)

7/28/2015 - GOP Pols Condemning Planned Parenthood Supported Fetal Tissue Donation

7/28/2015 - UK Might Allow Teens to Erase Their Embarrassing Internet Content

7/28/2015 - New York Times Rebuts Nail Salon Owner: Our Series Was 'Damning'

7/28/2015 - Breaking: Deez Nuts Announces Candidacy For President

7/28/2015 - Question: Why Is Goop Selling These $1,695 'Hip-Hop-Themed' Clutches?

7/28/2015 - Camille Paglia: Bill Cosby Is a Necrophiliac, Monica Lewinsky a Ghoul

7/28/2015 - What Exactly Was it About Kaitlyn Bristowe?

7/28/2015 - Just Like We Asked: Meghan Trainor Is Writing a Song for Peanuts Movie

7/28/2015 - Kanye West Throws Microphone, Stomps Off Stage At Pan Am Performance

7/28/2015 - Everyone Really Fucking Mad at Weenie American Dentist Who Killed Lion

7/28/2015 - A Brief Overview of Dudes Who Are Pretty Sure You Can't Rape Your Wife

7/28/2015 - Macy Gray Loves Her Vibrator So Much That She Wrote a Song About Him

7/28/2015 - I Can't Stop Reading Mary Stewart, Retro Queen of Romantic Suspense

7/28/2015 - Dr. Jen Welter Joins Arizona Cardinals as First Female NFL Coach

7/28/2015 - Native American Activist Found Dead in Jail Cell, Autopsy in Progress

7/28/2015 - New York's Cosby Cover Photographer Describes 'Intense Bonding' on Set

7/28/2015 - Jon Stewart's Wordless Grunting Is Enough to Own Mike Huckabee

7/28/2015 - Bobbi Kristina's Initial Autopsy Results Show No Signs of Foul Play

7/28/2015 - Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Run Away With Me' Is a 100% Perfect Song

7/28/2015 - The Season of The Bachelorette That Changed Everything and Nothing

7/28/2015 - Countdown to Zac Efron's EDM Bro Film: One Month!

7/28/2015 - Woman With Weird Priorities Drops Kid While Going for Wedding Bouquet

7/27/2015 - Ivana Trump Says Ex-Husband Donald Trump Sexually 'Violated' Her

7/27/2015 - New Underwear Called Shreddies Allows You to Fart With Abandon

7/27/2015 - Celebrities Have Vital Opinions About Decriminalization of Sex Work

7/27/2015 - Shia LaBeouf After Fight With His Girlfriend: 'I Would Have Killed Her'

7/27/2015 - JoJo Is My Queen and One True Role Model

7/27/2015 - Topshop Will Nix 'Ridiculously Shaped' Mannequins After Complaint

7/27/2015 - Outside Committee Appointed to Review Sandra Bland's Case

7/27/2015 - Why Is This Orange Dad Crying?

7/27/2015 - Would You Have Sex With Mark Cuban?

7/27/2015 - UK Official Filmed Allegedly Snorting Coke Off Prostitute

7/27/2015 - Sherri Shepherd Will Be Back on The View, What a Shitshow

7/27/2015 - Rustie Did a Remix of Ginuwine's 'Pony' and It's Obviously Very Aggro

7/27/2015 - Migrant Women Freed from Detention Still Forced to Wear Ankle Monitors

7/27/2015 - The Definitive List of Shondaland's Hottest Baes

7/27/2015 - The Abs of Poldark: Your Weekly Recap

7/27/2015 - Mike Huckabee Is Standing By That Holocaust Comment Goddammit

7/27/2015 - Neighbors Sequel, Sorority Rising, Will Star Chloë Grace Moretz

7/27/2015 - Calvin Harris' Bulge Was Professionally Photographed Again

7/27/2015 - 13 Little Things That Will Make Your Ghost Boyfriend Haunt You 4 Life

7/27/2015 - Ralkina Jones, 37, Dies in Cleveland Jail Cell

7/27/2015 - This 1973 Diet Taught Normals to Live Like Beautiful Jet-Setters

7/27/2015 - The Best Place to Get Naked with Your Mom Is the Korean Day Spa

7/27/2015 - Texas Will Investigate If Planned Parenthood Broke Tissue Donation Laws

7/27/2015 - Model Tries to Drive Across the Arizona Border with $134K in Cocaine

7/27/2015 - True Detective and the Underwhelming Orgy

7/27/2015 - Nicki Minaj's Pinkprint Tour Posits That We Are All Bad Bitches

7/27/2015 - Susan Cain, the Snow White of Introverts, Sets Up Shop in 'Quiet House'

7/27/2015 - Kandid Khloe Explains Why Kylie and Tyga Dating Is a 'Special Case'

7/27/2015 - 'Golden Child' Plotted to Kill Parents After They Learned She Failed Out

7/27/2015 - Jay Z and Will Smith Are Producing an Emmett Till HBO Miniseries

7/27/2015 - Donald Trump Is Happy Republicans Are Being Nice to Him

7/27/2015 - Here Are Some More Stories of Very Stupid Restaurant Customers

7/27/2015 - Ruby Rose's Fan Club Decreases After Selfie With Floyd Mayweather

7/27/2015 - All Hail Kaitlyn, The Bachelorette's Reigning Makeout Queen

7/27/2015 - Man Who Co-Owns Nails Salons Thinks They're Just Great, So

7/27/2015 - Ice Loved Coco, and Now Coco's Pregnant

7/27/2015 - New York Taken Down By NYC-Hating Hacker After Cosby Cover Posts Online

7/27/2015 - Caitlyn Jenner Challenges Kris's Fashion Supremacy in I Am Cait Premiere

7/26/2015 - College Sophomore Arrested After Throwing Newborn In Trash Can

7/26/2015 - Kenyan President Swiftly Shut Down Obama's Call for LGBT Rights

7/26/2015 - Bobbi Kristina Brown Has Died At Age 22

7/26/2015 - 35 Cosby Accusers Come Forward, Are Photographed For New York

7/26/2015 - Texas County Where Sandra Bland Died Has Long History Of Racism

7/26/2015 - Kimberly Stewart Wears Native American Headdress on New Reality Show

7/26/2015 - Kate Hudson and Son Dance to 'Trap Queen'

7/26/2015 - Brigitte Bardot Is Trying to Save 2 Million Feral Cats

7/26/2015 - Get Ready to Vape Your Coffee

7/26/2015 - Couple Gets Lost in Woods on First Date, Has to Get Airlifted Out

7/26/2015 - Obama Performs Impromptu Dance During Kenya Trip

7/26/2015 - Rand Paul Promises To Push Vote To Defund Planned Parenthood

7/26/2015 - It's the Little Disagreements That Tear a Marriage Apart

7/26/2015 - Boy Scouts Will (Sort Of) End Ban on Gay Scout Leaders

7/26/2015 - Spelman College Cuts Ties With Bill Cosby

7/26/2015 - Drake Has Some Words For Meek Mill on New Single 'Charged Up'

7/26/2015 - Khloe Kardashian: No Cocaine at Kylie and Kendall's Graduation Party

7/25/2015 - Saturday Night Social: Take A Wine Bath

7/25/2015 - Brooke Hogan Has Written A Poem In Defense Of Her Father

7/25/2015 - Ex-Googler On Discrimination: 'Speaking Up Didn't Fix A Damn Thing'

7/25/2015 - The Mighty Ducks Taught Jake Gyllenhaal the Meaning Of Pain

7/25/2015 - Would You Hesitate to Marry a Person Who Was Super Deep in Debt?

7/25/2015 - Sorry, We Have to Defund Planned Parenthood Now

7/25/2015 - Eva Chen Loves Pea Guacamole

7/25/2015 - Lunatic Man Plans to Open Chain of Lunatic Butter Coffee Shops

7/25/2015 - Funeral Services For Sandra Bland Held This Morning

7/25/2015 - Fireball Whisky Chicken Wings Are a Thing Because America is Terrible

7/25/2015 - Kim Kardashian Invents Genius Idea to Improve Twitter

7/25/2015 - Lafayette Gunman Had History of Domestic Violence, Issues With Women

7/25/2015 - Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton Are Totally Okay With Each Other

7/24/2015 - The Worst Thing You've Ever Seen on an Airplane

7/24/2015 - Cher Gives the Most Astute Critique of Donald Trump Yet

7/24/2015 - Nuns Support Themselves Selling Cheesecakes

7/24/2015 - A Majority of Etsy Sellers Are Women, Says New Report

7/24/2015 - R.I.P., You Feisty 'Gator

7/24/2015 - Kids Burn Their Books, Accidentally Knock Out Power to 135,000 Homes

7/24/2015 - Music Can Give You 'Skin Orgasms'

7/24/2015 - Instagram Banned, Then Reinstated the #Curvy Hashtag Search

7/24/2015 - Terry Gross Interviews the Author About Her New Book Bison Selfies

7/24/2015 - Watch Key & Peele Bring 'Black on Black Violence' to College A Capella

7/24/2015 - Ingrid Sischy, Publishing Visionary and Cultural Barometer, Has Died

7/24/2015 - How the World Reacted to the First 'Test Tube' Baby

7/24/2015 - Shade Court: Two Shady Queens, Drake Tries to Ignore Meek Mill

7/24/2015 - The First Agency for Transgender Models Is Opening in L.A.

7/24/2015 - Tory Burch Is Launching an Athletic Line For Fancy People

7/24/2015 - Parents So Mad At New Racist Atticus Finch They've Renamed Their Baby

7/24/2015 - Hero Woman Acting in Self-Defense May Have Just Offed a Serial Killer

7/24/2015 - The Most Beautiful Modern Art: News Chyrons Featuring Cats

7/24/2015 - The Dumbest Thing in Your Kitchen

7/24/2015 - Wraps Are Bullshit, Eat a Sandwich Instead

7/24/2015 - Common Is What a Feminist Looks Like

7/24/2015 - Is Katherine Heigl Launching A Lifestyle Brand Right Before Our Eyes?

7/24/2015 - Deep Cuts: Introducing the Shoeklace

7/24/2015 - Time to Fumble Towards Ecstasy With Robyn's New Track 'Set Me Free'

7/24/2015 - William Shatner Says It's 'Silly' to Call Captain Kirk a Republican

7/24/2015 - Study: Rich Old People Really Know How to Party

7/24/2015 - How to Make the Posi Vibes, A Gin Cocktail That Keeps It Short and Sweet

7/24/2015 - Konspiracy Theory: Where Is Kourtney's Cat, Charli Kardashian?

7/24/2015 - Watch Hannibal Buress Troll a Group of PETA Protesters

7/24/2015 - Ashley Monroe’s The Blade Cuts Both Ways

7/24/2015 - Mike Huckabee Compares Planned Parenthood to the Benghazi Attacks

7/24/2015 - Janet Jackson Returns to Glory in 'No Sleep' Video Featuring J. Cole

7/24/2015 - Love Triangle Involving Cousin Leads to Very Redneck Arson

7/24/2015 - Oh Great: Chris Brown Finally Freed From the Philippines

7/24/2015 - Tom Cruise 'Banished' His Niece From Family For Making Out With a Boy

7/24/2015 - Gunman Kills 2 Women During Trainwreck Showing in Louisiana

7/24/2015 - Kelly Osbourne Announces New Gig Since Leaving Fashion Police

7/23/2015 - Ludacris Joins Empire Season 2

7/23/2015 - Is Office Air Conditioning a Sexist Conspiracy?

7/23/2015 - Please Stop Taking Selfies With Wild Animals

7/23/2015 - Kelly Rutherford's Custody Battle Takes a Sad Turn

7/23/2015 - Science is Now Developing a Pill to Help Celiac Sufferers Eat Gluten

7/23/2015 - Charlie Hunnam Is Still Prattling On About Why He Quit Fifty Shades

7/23/2015 - Lil B Endorses Bernie Sanders

7/23/2015 - Season 2 of Top of the Lake Will Take Place in Sydney and Hong Kong

7/23/2015 - If You Want to Date Someone Way Hotter Than You, Befriend Them First

7/23/2015 - Texas Forensics Team Says Sandra Bland Died By Suicide

7/23/2015 - Donald Trump Is Having the Best Afternoon of His Life

7/23/2015 - AutoZone Settles $185 Million Lawsuit After Firing Woman Over Pregnancy

7/23/2015 - Should You Get Naked Around Your Kids to Help Their Body Image?

7/23/2015 - Woman Possibly Killed in 1832 Mass Murder Returned to Ireland for Burial

7/23/2015 - Loyal Man Shoots Everyone Who Wouldn't Sing 'Happy Birthday' to His Boo

7/23/2015 - Oh Shit: Death By Pot Cookie Is Something That Can Happen

7/23/2015 - Celebrity Fight Referee: A Taylor Swift vs. Nicki Minaj Battle Royale

7/23/2015 - Y/N: Demi Lovato Seduces a Summer Fling In Her New Video

7/23/2015 - Lily Allen Uses Tinder Just to Meet New Friends

7/23/2015 - Marriage Means Accepting That It's Sometimes Gonna Suck

7/23/2015 - MSNBC Heckler Yells About 'Howard Stern's Penis, Yeah!'

7/23/2015 - Ex-Boyfriend Hides Under Woman's Childhood Bed For 3 Days

7/23/2015 - Lily Rabe May Play Serial Killer on AHS: Hotel

7/23/2015 - Harsh Rating Keeps Teenage Girls From Seeing Diary of a Teenage Girl

7/23/2015 - Look at This Group of Dumb Blog Babies

7/23/2015 - MTV's White People Documentary Preaches to a Different But Open Choir

7/23/2015 - Dadbod Will Never Die: New Study Connects Fatherhood to Weight Gain

7/23/2015 - Did Kids Inspire You to Get HIV Tested?

7/23/2015 - Where Are the Groupies of Aurora Shooter James Holmes Now?

7/23/2015 - The First Mockingjay: Part 2 Trailer Is Here And I'm Already Exhausted

7/23/2015 - Taylor Swift Is Sorry

7/23/2015 - Watch Rick Santorum's Hilariously Disastrous Rachel Maddow Appearance

7/23/2015 - Holocaust-Denying Tenured Professor Calls Cosby Accusers 'Sluts'

7/23/2015 - A Primer for Sharknado Newbies, Starting With Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!

7/23/2015 - Shitty Beer Is the Best Beer, and Miller High Life Is Best of All

7/23/2015 - How Learning to Swim Changed Over the Course of American History

7/23/2015 - Do Not Let the NYT Troll You About 'Young Women Planning Career Pauses'

7/23/2015 - Bill Cosby Will Likely Give a New Deposition in a Sexual Battery Case

7/23/2015 - Wherein Picking a Wedding Caterer Becomes an Expensive Identity Crisis

7/23/2015 - Just What Nobody Wanted: Ed Sheeran Joins Nicki Minaj-Taylor Swift Feud

7/23/2015 - Daily Show Compares Trump Coverage to 'Excessive Masturbation'

7/22/2015 - Older Women Have a Lot More Sex Than People Think

7/22/2015 - Our Favorite Internet Cats Are Getting a Museum Exhibit

7/22/2015 - Here Are the Casts of Lifetime's Melrose Place and 90210 Movies

7/22/2015 - Clea DuVall's New Movie Reunites Some of But I'm a Cheerleader Cast

7/22/2015 - Blake Shelton's Alleged Mistress Cady Groves Is Popping Off on Twitter

7/22/2015 - Katy Perry Steps Into Nicki Minaj and Taylor Swift's Bad Blood

7/22/2015 - Father One Step Closer to Denying His Daughters Birth Control

7/22/2015 - How Much Ketchup Is Enough Ketchup to Kill You?

7/22/2015 - Almond Breeze More Breeze Than Almonds, Says Lawsuit

7/22/2015 - Trey Songz Makes Kehlani's 'The Way' Even SeXier

7/22/2015 - New Empire Trailer! Season 2! Money, Power, Respect & Cookie!

7/22/2015 - Floridians Having 'Direct Contact' With Armadillos Causes Leprosy Spike

7/22/2015 - Welcome to Hell

7/22/2015 - Does Zoë Kravitz's New Boyfriend Look Like Your Dad?

7/22/2015 - Twitter Hosted a Beautifully Tone-Deaf Fraternity Theme Party

7/22/2015 - Musically Speaking, Miranda Lambert's Only Going Up From Here

7/22/2015 - Christy Mack Responds to Allegation She's Trying to Profit From Assault

7/22/2015 - Kate Upton Totally Not Getting Paid to Tweet About Uber Right Now

7/22/2015 - Russian Beauty Queen's Title Revoked Because Turns Out She's A Neo-Nazi

7/22/2015 - This Week In Tabloids: Khloé, Kourtney, and Miranda Are All Pregnant

7/22/2015 - What It's Like to Be an OB/GYN in Sierra Leone: An Interview

7/22/2015 - Mob of Angry Maxxinistas to Sue TJ Maxx For Lying About Great Prices

7/22/2015 - Let's Talk About Children in Restaurants

7/22/2015 - Paula Abdul Honors MC Skat Kat with 'Opposites Attract' Remake

7/22/2015 - How to Tell the Difference Between All the Dudes Running for President

7/22/2015 - Federal Court Strikes Down the Country's Most Extreme Abortion Ban

7/22/2015 - What's Up With Testing Cosmetics on Animals?

7/22/2015 - Rihanna Is a Pretty Pretty Princess In Her New Perfume Ad

7/22/2015 - Here's Audio Proof That Dudes Can Have Vocal Fry Too

7/22/2015 - Anne Hathaway Internet Flirts with Amy Schumer and Judd Apatow

7/22/2015 - Did Taylor Swift's 'Bad Blood' Copy K-Pop Superstars 2NE1?

7/22/2015 - What Haunts You the Most About Your Partner’s Exes?

7/22/2015 - Lululemon Is Releasing a Beer Called 'Curiosity Lager' LMAO

7/22/2015 - Sandra Bland Dash Cam Video Appears to Have Been Heavily Edited

7/22/2015 - The Hottest Wedding Trend of 1966 Was SPACE BRIDES

7/22/2015 - Prince's 'Baltimore' Video Supports Black Lives Matter And Resistance

7/22/2015 - Spanish Party Drug Island Worried MTV's Ibiza Shore Will Ruin Its Rep

7/22/2015 - Teens Are Loving the Morning-After Pill

7/22/2015 - This Divorce Is a Country Song: Blake Cheated, Not Miranda

7/22/2015 - Watch Amy Schumer, Bill Hader and Judd Apatow Recreate a RHONY Fight

7/21/2015 - Bill Cosby's Lawyers Are Very Mad His 2006 Deposition Was Released

7/21/2015 - Taylor Swift Inserts Herself Into Nicki Minaj's VMA Moment

7/21/2015 - Scientists Condemn Journal For Promoting 'Damaging Stereotypes'

7/21/2015 - Texas Cop Used Force, Threatened Sandra Bland During Traffic Stop

7/21/2015 - Chris Young Says He Did Not Have an Affair with Miranda Lambert

7/21/2015 - Somebody Is Giving Khloé Kardashian a Talk Show

7/21/2015 - 'Dog Flipping' Is the Hottest New Crime Trend

7/21/2015 - Limited Too Is Making Its Glittery, Bejeweled Comeback

7/21/2015 - You Did It to Yourselves: An Emoji Movie Is Happening

7/21/2015 - Planet Earth Is So Hot And Life-Sustaining Right Now

7/21/2015 - Don't Let This Pretty Little Fucker Fool You: Jon Snow Is Alive

7/21/2015 - Poll: Which of These Famous Couples Is More In Love?

7/21/2015 - The Trailer For Fargo's Next Season Is Vintage Midwestern Perfection

7/21/2015 - Nicki Minaj Is Not Happy With Her MTV VMA Nominations

7/21/2015 - The Goopiest Lines From Perhaps the Goopiest Goop Profile Ever

7/21/2015 - Thrift Diaries, Part Two

7/21/2015 - Remember When Lindsay Lohan Was Nominated For a VMA?

7/21/2015 - Weddings Would Be Way More Fun If You Just Stopped Showing Off

7/21/2015 - How Energy Drinks Through the Ages Have Gotten Humanity JACKED UP

7/21/2015 - Gigi Hadid's Dad Bullying an Old Lady So He Can Build a Bel Air Mansion

7/21/2015 - Woman Fights for Her Life Against Rare Disorder Starving Her to Death

7/21/2015 - FYI: Khloe Kardashian Is Getting Her Own Talk Show On FYI

7/21/2015 - Man Says Letting His Wife Sleep Around Helped Him ‘Get’ Feminism

7/21/2015 - Report: To Reduce Domestic Violence, Give Women Free Lawyers Already

7/21/2015 - Pixar's The Good Dinosaur Trailer Is a Prehistoric Delight

7/21/2015 - Emma Thompson Says Sexism in Hollywood Is Worse Than Ever

7/21/2015 - Taylor Swift Launches Fashion Line, Will Never Go Out of Style ;) ;)

7/21/2015 - Self-Proclaimed Experts More Likely to Fall For Totally Bullshit Facts

7/21/2015 - Cuba 'Eliminates' Mother-to-Child HIV Transmission

7/21/2015 - Bill Cosby Dropped From Black Stuntmen Documentary

7/21/2015 - Joe Biden Got a Little Bruised Playing With His Dog

7/21/2015 - The Big Bad World of Products Celebrities Promote on Instagram

7/21/2015 - Child Vaccination Rate for Polio Is Lower In Seattle Than In Sudan

7/21/2015 - Chris Harrison Reads Aloud Tweets Calling Bachelorette Kaitlyn a Whore

7/21/2015 - Everyone Tried to Out-Model Each Other at the Paper Towns LA Premiere

7/21/2015 - Video: Cops Hogtie a Man Face Down on Stretcher, Man Dies 2 Hours Later

7/21/2015 - Is Target's 'Trophy Wife' Shirt Sexist Or Just Ugly?

7/21/2015 - NYC Woman Throws Herself Off Rooftop Bar, Party People Keep Drinking

7/21/2015 - Miranda Lambert May Have Cheated On Blake Shelton With 2 Different Dudes

7/21/2015 - Jon Stewart Gleeful Over Donald Trump's 'Projectile Vomit of Dickishness'

7/21/2015 - Maroon 5 Shows In China Nixed, Possibly Over Tweet About Dalai Lama

7/20/2015 - Getting Married at a Funeral Home Is Definitely 'A Thing' Now

7/20/2015 - Love Is Dead: Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert Are Getting Divorced

7/20/2015 - Watch Bad Girl Miss Piggy Kill RiRi's 'Bitch Better Have My Money'

7/20/2015 - Atticus Was Always a Racist: Why Go Set a Watchman Is No Surprise

7/20/2015 - Republicans Propose 'Religious Freedom' Law in Wake of Gay Marriage

7/20/2015 - Rogue Pooper Closes New Zealand Tunnel Because YOLO

7/20/2015 - Better Nail Polish Names

7/20/2015 - Adam Sandler Calls His Racist Movie Controversy a 'Misunderstanding'

7/20/2015 - Sandra Bland's Family Requests an Independent Autopsy Into Her Death

7/20/2015 - Watch Riley Curry Do the World's Cutest Nae Nae

7/20/2015 - Spectacularly WTF Restaurant Stories, Part 2

7/20/2015 - When a Magazine Only Wants You If You're Willing to Pose Nude

7/20/2015 - True Detective: I Just Really Like Big Dicks

7/20/2015 - Listen to a Choir of Cats Interpreting a Run the Jewels Song

7/20/2015 - Video of 7-Year-Old Queen Elizabeth's Nazi Salute Is a Royal Shitshow

7/20/2015 - Kim Kardashian Hired a Personal Trainer for Two-Year-Old North

7/20/2015 - John Oliver Wants America to Stop Wasting So Damn Much Food

7/20/2015 - Hackers Grab 37 Million Profiles From Cheating Site Ashley Madison

7/19/2015 - Mom Charged With Child Abandonment Was Interviewing For Job Yards Away

7/19/2015 - Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin Still Brunch With Their Kids, FYI

7/19/2015 - Surfer Fights Off Shark By Punching It

7/19/2015 - Hero Politician Tells UK Tabloid to Fuck Off After It Asks Her Weight

7/19/2015 - Hillary Clinton Had a Tough Dad Who Ate Garlic With Peanut Butter

7/19/2015 - It’s the 167th Anniversary of Seneca Falls

7/19/2015 - Career Tip from Ava DuVernay: 'Follow the White Guys'

7/19/2015 - Old Cosby Show Episode About ‘Secret Sauce’ Is Creepy Now

7/19/2015 - Pup Rescued After Getting Stuck in Tire

7/19/2015 - Notorious 84-Year-Old Jewel Thief Is At It Again

7/19/2015 - Woman Gives Birth in Car While Husband Films and Drives

7/19/2015 - Report: Man Found Dead in Demi Moore's Swimming Pool

7/19/2015 - Chinese Police Arrest Five People Over Uniqlo Sex Tape

7/19/2015 - Bill Cosby 'Presented Himself As an Unapologetic, Cavalier Playboy'

7/19/2015 - Kendra Wilkinson on Hank Baskett: 'Don't Fuck With Me and What I Love'

7/18/2015 - Saturday Night Social: Let's Sing 'Happy Birthday' to Clueless

7/18/2015 - Goodbye, World: Loch Ness Monster Is Probably a Fucking Catfish

7/18/2015 - Despite Funding, Rape Kits Still Remain Untested

7/18/2015 - There Are Four Types of Drunks, Says Science

7/18/2015 - Obama and His Daughters Take Manhattan

7/18/2015 - A Letter to the Happily Married 47-Year-Old Man Who Craves Attention

7/18/2015 - Rihanna Heads to Studio in Fuzzy Kitten Heels and Pajamas

7/18/2015 - Terrible Minions Save Five-Year-Old Girl's Life

7/18/2015 - City Accidentally Gives Tipped Workers a Raise, Immediately Regrets It

7/18/2015 - Group Behind Planned Parenthood Video May Have Lied to the IRS

7/18/2015 - President Obama Meets With Oldest Living Woman Veteran

7/18/2015 - Scott Disick is Still On the 'Bender of His Life'

7/17/2015 - Chris Harrison, Don't You DARE Give Bachelor in Paradise an After-Show

7/17/2015 - Do You See Faces Everywhere? That's Because You're a Neurotic Mess

7/17/2015 - The New CHVRCHES Single Is a Blissful Addition To Your Summer Playlist

7/17/2015 - Activist Johnetta Elzie Talks Ferguson & Black Lives Matter

7/17/2015 - Well, Here It Is, the Best Typo of All Time

7/17/2015 - Goodbye Forever, 2000s: Louis Vuitton Cancels the Murakami Colorway

7/17/2015 - Texas DA Intimates Sandra Bland's 'Mental Illness' Caused Her Suicide

7/17/2015 - Media Is Setting an Unhealthy Beauty Standard for Dogs

7/17/2015 - Broad City's Star Wonders Who She Has to Peg to Get an Emmy Nomination

7/17/2015 - Ty Dolla Sign Parties Hard On Major Lazer's 'Lean On' Remix

7/17/2015 - Carly Rae Jepsen's New Music Video Is a Found-Footage Horror Film

7/17/2015 - Men Who are Bad at Video Games More Likely to Show Hostility to Women

7/17/2015 - Abby Lee Miller Not Guilty Of Assaulting Dance Moms Cast Member

7/17/2015 - Hungry? If You'd Like, Liza Minnelli Will Have Lunch With You

7/17/2015 - Ciara's New Video Is a Highly Sexual Ode to Celibacy

7/17/2015 - How to Make the Jumpstart Jalopy: Tequila, Mint, Cold Brew and a Donut

7/17/2015 - This Awkward Musical Wedding Toast Is as Embarrassing as It Is Awesome

7/17/2015 - Disneyland Opened Its Doors to Hysterical Kids Sixty Years Ago Today

7/17/2015 - Deep Cuts: Dick, Mushroom or Peanut Earrings? You Decide.

7/17/2015 - Hollywood Movie-Crew Peeper Filmed Dozens of Unwitting Naked Women

7/17/2015 - Investigations Launch in Three States Over Planned Parenthood Video

7/17/2015 - Listen to Calvin Harris's New Piano House Jam 'How Deep Is Your Love'

7/17/2015 - Amy Schumer's Trainwreck Can't Help Falling In Love With Itself

7/17/2015 - Instagram Queen Eva Chen Gets a Job at, Yes, Instagram

7/17/2015 - Listening to Ta-Nehisi Coates Whilst Snuggled Deep Within My Butthole

7/17/2015 - This Jacket Is a Dream Come True and I Need It Now

7/17/2015 - IBM Will Ship Traveling Employees' Breast Milk Home

7/17/2015 - Alice Glass Releases Song About Abuse, Donates Sales to RAINN

7/17/2015 - 5SOS Pens a Beautifully Sexist Ode to a Bitchy GF, Fights The Man

7/17/2015 - I'm Learning What 'For Worse' Means Before We Even Get Married

7/17/2015 - Cast of Kids Share Memories for Film's 20th Anniversary

7/17/2015 - Ariana Grande Declares The USA 'the Greatest Country In the World'

7/17/2015 - New Bill Would Allow Companies to Fire Unwed Mothers

7/16/2015 - Study: People Who Get Married After 32 Are More Likely To Get Divorced

7/16/2015 - Empire’s Lee Daniels on Emmys Snub: 'Fuck These Motherfuckers'

7/16/2015 - MAC Cosmetics to Release Selena Collection, Thanks to Powerful Fans

7/16/2015 - Very Chilled Out Bro Arrested for Possession of 10,000 Xanax Pills

7/16/2015 - Study: Beaches Are Literal Human Litter Boxes

7/16/2015 - Cara Delevingne on Vogue Comments: 'My Sexuality Is Not a Phase'

7/16/2015 - Why Ruin Your Cool Facepaint with Contouring?

7/16/2015 - Canadians Don't Want Kanye West Performing in Their Country

7/16/2015 - Just a Few Ladies Enjoying Some Sunshine

7/16/2015 - FAO Schwarz Has Closed Its Famous Fifth Avenue Outpost

7/16/2015 - Like So Many Before Her, Rumer Willis Is Joining Chicago as Roxie Hart

7/16/2015 - James Holmes Found Guilty of Murder, Is Now Eligible for Death Penalty

7/16/2015 - Planned Parenthood President Apologizes for Tone of Undercover Video

7/16/2015 - Reddit Plans to Make a Special Toxic Waste Dump for Offensive Content

7/16/2015 - Baddie Winkle Helps Turn Nicole Richie Into a Bad Bitch

7/16/2015 - Kirk Cameron Gets It On With a Monster & Jesus in Hot New Gay Erotica

7/16/2015 - Sparkles, Lace & a Whole Lotta Muscle On the ESPYs Red Carpet

7/16/2015 - Researchers Are Well Aware of Your Cigarette-Bumming Habit, Ladies

7/16/2015 - Off-Duty Cop May Face Discipline After Thief Steals Gun From Her Purse

7/16/2015 - Observation: Jidenna Dresses Like a Plantation Owner

7/16/2015 - Bear Eats Everything in Bakery Except One Terrible Pie

7/16/2015 - China Really Unhappy About Viral Sex Tape Shot in Uniqlo Dressing Room

7/16/2015 - Key & Peele Give Clueless Dudes a Much Needed Lesson in Menstruation

7/16/2015 - No One Wants to Watch Your Same-Day Wedding Video at the Reception

7/16/2015 - A History of Bedbugs Driving Us Insane

7/16/2015 - Professional Cheerleaders Are Now Considered Employees in California

7/16/2015 - Y/N: Do You Wanna Party With the 'Classic Man' Jidenna?

7/16/2015 - Here's Our Dream Cast For Disney's Live-Action Aladdin Remake

7/16/2015 - Oklahoma Protesters Harass President Obama with Confederate Flags

7/16/2015 - Ida B. Wells, Anti-Lynching Crusader and Mother of Intersectionality

7/16/2015 - #BlackLivesMatter Participant Mysteriously Dies in Police Custody

7/16/2015 - Air Force to Give Women More Time to Get in Shape After Childbirth

7/16/2015 - Taraji, Tatiana, and More: Here Are Your 2015 Emmy Award Nominations

7/16/2015 - Finding Caitlyn Jenner in Burma

7/16/2015 - Nicolle Wallace Handles View Firing Rumors By Listing Kardashian Facts

7/16/2015 - Taylor Swift Is Definitely in Her Zone

7/16/2015 - Prude Instagram Censors Ban #Curvy From Search Results

7/16/2015 - Cancelled Anti-DUI Campaign: Drunk Driving as Scary as Banging an Uggo

7/16/2015 - TLC Has Officially Canceled 19 Kids and Counting

7/16/2015 - Amy Schumer Prank-Sexted Katie Couric's Husband: 'I Wanna Have Anal'

7/16/2015 - Caitlyn Jenner Doesn't Deserve ESPY, Says Woman Involved In Fatal Crash

7/15/2015 - Caitlyn Jenner Preaches Acceptance in Arthur Ashe Courage Award Speech

7/15/2015 - You Misunderstood Scott Walker's Stance on Gay Boy Scouts, Says Walker

7/15/2015 - House Passes Breast Cancer Research Funding Bill That Excludes Komen

7/15/2015 - Don't Squirt Chemicals Into Your Vagina; It's Bad for You

7/15/2015 - These Suffragette Posters Make Me Wanna Go Out and Exercise My Rights

7/15/2015 - Rachel Zoe's New Talk Show Will Be Very Boring and Very White

7/15/2015 - Anthony Bourdain Asks 'How Does Guy Fieri De-Douche?'

7/15/2015 - Chrissy Teigen Sort of Gets Why People Hate Her

7/15/2015 - Siri Will Correct People Who Try to Use Caitlyn Jenner's Former Name

7/15/2015 - California Anti-Vaxxers Fight for Their Right to Ruin It for Everybody

7/15/2015 - Bernie Sanders Follows Lil B on Twitter, As One Does

7/15/2015 - Liberty University Receives More in Federal Aid Than It Makes in Revenue

7/15/2015 - Would You Have Sex With Miguel While a Pair of Minions Looked On?

7/15/2015 - Pres. Obama: There Is No Way To Revoke Bill Cosby's Medal of Freedom

7/15/2015 - The Shedd Aquarium's Tiny Baby Dolphin Is Ready To Become Famous

7/15/2015 - Nell Zink's Review of Franzen's Purity Mysteriously Vanishes From n+1

7/15/2015 - Top Model's Chantelle Winnie Recalls Being Bullied for Having Vitiligo

7/15/2015 - Yes, You Can Choose to Be More Empathetic

7/15/2015 - Art Exhibit Of Michael Brown’s Lifeless Body Opens in Chicago

7/15/2015 - Britney Spears Grocery Shops Like a Teen Whose Parents Are Out of Town

7/15/2015 - Man Indicted in Mysterious 1975 Missing Sisters Case

7/15/2015 - Ratings for Donald Trump's Miss USA Pageant Were Abysmal

7/15/2015 - This Week In Tabloids: JLaw Wants Chris Martin to Impregnate Her

7/15/2015 - Hamilton Pulls $27 Million in Broadway Sales Before It Even Opens

7/15/2015 - The Queen Is Done Collecting Corgis, Wants No Corgi Left Behind

7/15/2015 - Watch Samantha Bee Pat Down Some Models at Men's Fashion Week

7/15/2015 - New Product Makes Your Cat's Butthole Look Amazing

7/15/2015 - Women Claim Maker of 'Breastmilk Keepsakes' Is Running a Huge Scam

7/15/2015 - Sarah Hepola's Blackout, For the Girls That Didn't Want to Be Protected

7/15/2015 - Last Night's RHONY Featured Countess LuAnn's Greatest Moment Ever

7/15/2015 - Leah Remini Talks About Dumping Scientology On Her New Reality Show

7/15/2015 - The Lays "Do Us a Flavor" Finalists This Year Are Hot Garbage

7/15/2015 - Man, Fuck David O. Russell

7/15/2015 - The Oscars Are Trying to Be Less White, Are Still Very White

7/15/2015 - One Direction Fans Can't Handle That Louis Tomlinson Might Be a Dad

7/15/2015 - Here's Government Footage Of El Chapo Escaping His Jail Cell

7/15/2015 - Lululemon Diaries: My Life in an Exploitative Libertarian Happiness Cult

7/15/2015 - Let's All Join This 1975 'Woman Today' Book Club

7/15/2015 - Scott Walker Says Gay Troop Leader Ban Protected Boy Scouts

7/15/2015 - Thieves Broke Into Chris Brown's Home and Locked His Aunt in A Closet

7/15/2015 - Jennifer Lawrence's Fucked Up Hand Tattoo Would Make a Chem Teacher Cry

7/15/2015 - Smithsonian Doesn't Want Their Art Associated With Bill Cosby Either

7/15/2015 - Emma Stone Read Woody Allen a Joyce Carol Oates Tweet That Was 'His'

7/15/2015 - George Lopez Might Replace Donald Trump on The Celebrity Apprentice

7/15/2015 - Tina Fey & Amy Poehler Reunite to Grill Jimmy Fallon, Promote New Movie

7/15/2015 - MIA's New Video Elevates Badass South Asian Warrior Women

7/14/2015 - Teens Are Getting Lamer, Like Weed Less Than Before

7/14/2015 - LGBT Non-Discrimination Bill Defeated in Congress

7/14/2015 - Politicians Keep Using Nazis In Campaign Photos, Apparently

7/14/2015 - Barack Obama Says Prison Rape Jokes Are Never Okay

7/14/2015 - Campaign For HPV Vaccine Requirement May Have Been Hasty, Backfired

7/14/2015 - Gchat Is Ruining Your Life, Venting Is Pointless

7/14/2015 - Stills From the Barack and Michelle Obama First Date Movie Are Here

7/14/2015 - Jesse Eisenberg, Victim of the Press, Compares ComicCon to Genocide

7/14/2015 - Susan Sarandon Invites A$AP Rocky and Action Bronson to 'Blaze One'

7/14/2015 - Kylie Minogue May Be Making a Disco Christmas Album

7/14/2015 - 'Clenching' Buttocks in Costume Drama Offend UK Moviegoers

7/14/2015 - Yelp Sued Over Their Food Delivery Service's Alleged Tip Theft

7/14/2015 - Vandals Wreck, Submerge Car of Black Bishop, Call It 'Charleston 2'

7/14/2015 - Hey, What's That on Pluto?

7/14/2015 - Sweaty NYC Gym Rats Are Mad About ClassPass Price Hikes

7/14/2015 - Planned Parenthood Responds to Video Claiming It Sells Fetal Body Parts

7/14/2015 - Teens Post Doughnut-Licking Selfies in Solidarity With Ariana Grande

7/14/2015 - Sex Workers Project Asks MSNBC to Pull Show on 'Sex Slaves'

7/14/2015 - Watch Key and Peele Perform As the Most Off-Key Wedding Band Ever

7/14/2015 - Bustle Deletes Post About 'Fuckgirls' For Not Representing Their Values

7/14/2015 - Sinead O'Connor on Kim K: 'What Is This Cunt Doing on the Cover of RS?'

7/14/2015 - Woman From That Viral Catcalling Video Is Suing Its Director For $500k

7/14/2015 - Resilience Is Futile: How Well-Meaning Nonprofits Perpetuate Poverty

7/14/2015 - YouTube Memory Lane: An Appreciation for The Judy Garland Show

7/14/2015 - Fucking Andy Cohen Is Working My Last Nerve

7/14/2015 - Whoopi Goldberg Finally Admits Bill Cosby's Probably a Rapist

7/14/2015 - Lesbian Moms Say Arkansas Won't Put Both Parents on Birth Certificate

7/14/2015 - June Beauty Box Review, Part Two

7/14/2015 - Shocking Evidence: Are Will & Kate Conspiring to Take the French Throne?

7/14/2015 - 'Gone Girl' Kidnapping in CA Wasn't a Hoax, New Evidence Reveals

7/14/2015 - True Detective Sucks Now So U2 Freed Woody Harrelson from Prison

7/14/2015 - Clinique Uses Tavi Gevinson and Hannah Bronfman to 'Engage Millennials'

7/14/2015 - The Ultimate Laugh

7/14/2015 - Mike Huckabee: Donald Trump Isn't Racist, Just 'A Plain-Spoken Guy'

7/14/2015 - Alexander McQueen Is Auctioning Off 3 Pairs of Iconic Armadillo Boots

7/14/2015 - Here's Lana Del Rey's Ghostly New Love Song 'Honeymoon'

7/14/2015 - Garbage Cans Become Wifi Hotspots in Perfect Metaphor for the Internet

7/14/2015 - Jimmy Fallon Finally Explained What the Hell Happened to His Finger

7/14/2015 - Twilight of the Divas: The NXT Revolution in Women's Wrestling Is Here

7/14/2015 - Lenny, Lena Dunham's Forthcoming Newsletter, Is 'Goop Meets Grantland'

7/14/2015 - Taylor Swift Has a Stage Malfunction, Parties with Lorde and Uzo Aduba

7/14/2015 - Watch Bear Grylls Peer Pressure Kate Hudson Into Eating Ants

7/14/2015 - NYC Settles With Eric Garner's Family for $5.9 Million

7/14/2015 - Watch the Dumbest Dudefight to Ever Air on The Bachelorette

7/14/2015 - Migrant Mothers and Children to be Freed from Texas Detention Centers

7/14/2015 - Jared Leto Gave Margot Robbie a Rat, and She Raised It As Her Own

7/14/2015 - Desperate R&B Singers Are Taking Over Public Transit

7/13/2015 - Hero Rats in Cambodia Are Saving Lives By Sniffing Out Land Mines

7/13/2015 - Filmmaker Laura Poitras Sues U.S. Government For Ignored FOIA Request

7/13/2015 - Conceal That Pesky Accidental Boner With These New Boxers

7/13/2015 - Kate Winslet Makes Dresses, Maybe Murdered Someone in The Dressmaker

7/13/2015 - Harper Lee Feels Absolutely Awesome, Says Everyone But Harper Lee

7/13/2015 - Serena Williams and Drake Were Spotted KISSING at Wimbledon

7/13/2015 - Study: 'Overwhelming Majority' of Women Don't Regret Their Abortions

7/13/2015 - Lea Michele Remembers Cory Monteith on Anniversary Of His Death

7/13/2015 - Rambo Will Take On ISIS In Last Blood [Update: Or Not]

7/13/2015 - Pentagon to Lift Ban On Transgender People in the Military

7/13/2015 - Netflix PR Preps Men for 'Day Without Sports' With Boring Sexist Email

7/13/2015 - 101-Year-Old Woman Descends a Building On a Rope, NBD

7/13/2015 - All The Abs in This Week's Poldark

7/13/2015 - Every Member of USWNT Is Getting Her Own Sports Illustrated Cover

7/13/2015 - Meet Julia Beverly, the Southern Rap Mogul Behind Pimp C's Biography

7/13/2015 - Deadmau5 Picks Fight with David Guetta: 'Horses Don't Belong in Clubs'

7/13/2015 - President Obama Grants Clemency To 46 Drug Offenders

7/13/2015 - Minions Won the Box Office This Weekend and We'll Never Escape Them

7/13/2015 - Roman Catholic Nuns Still Fighting Obamacare Birth Control Compromise

7/13/2015 - Introducing Natasha Kmeto's Indubitable Synth Anthem 'Come & Say'

7/13/2015 - A Peek Inside Instagram's Thriving Tween American Girl Doll Fandom

7/13/2015 - Ryan Murphy Spills Deets on AHS: Hotel and Scream Queens

7/13/2015 - Woman Crashes Car Due to Furious Masturbation During Traffic Jam

7/13/2015 - Following Kylie Exchange, Amandla Stenberg Talks Appropriation and Race

7/13/2015 - The High Stakes and Hard Work of Being a Wedding Singer

7/13/2015 - Is This Famous Clark Gable Scandal Really a Story About Date Rape?

7/13/2015 - El Chapo's Escape Is an Engineering Marvel, Embarrassment for Mexico

7/13/2015 - Watch Farrah Abraham Address Her Bonkers Lip Surgery on Botched

7/13/2015 - Scott Walker Brings His Total Contempt for the Poor to a National Stage

7/13/2015 - But the Master's Daughter Will Never Dismantle the Master's House

7/13/2015 - Chuck D Questions Bill Cosby Backlash and 'Character Assassination'

7/13/2015 - Harper Lee's Lawyer Writes Shady Op-Ed Hinting at a Goddamn Third Book

7/13/2015 - Trump's Miss USA Winner Names 'Race Relations' as Most Important Issue

7/13/2015 - 7 Days in Hell Takeaway: What Does Kit Harington Really Look Like?

7/13/2015 - Trey Songz's 'About You' Borrows Lyrics, Cues From Carly Simon

7/13/2015 - Spectacularly WTF Restaurant Stories, Part 1

7/13/2015 - How to Talk About Your Travels Without Sounding Like a Dick

7/13/2015 - True Detective: How Are These Cops So Bad at Their Jobs?

7/13/2015 - Ruby Rose Explains Why She Chose Not to Transition

7/13/2015 - The Author of the Runaways Book, On Jackie Fox's Rape

7/13/2015 - Riley Curry Graciously Allows Her Parents to Have a New Baby Curry

7/13/2015 - Watch a Giant Taylor Swift Perform 'Jealous' With Nick Jonas

7/13/2015 - Scott Disick Will Get That KUWTK Money Even If They Edit Him Out

7/13/2015 - Jackie Fuchs on Former Bandmates: 'Being a Bystander Is Not a Crime'

7/12/2015 - Watch This Half-Pup Steal Your Whole Heart

7/12/2015 - Senators Call For Revocation of Honorable Medal Awarded to Bill Cosby

7/12/2015 - Joan Jett and Cherie Currie Respond to Jackie Fox's Rape Allegations

7/12/2015 - Record Company Offers Wage Gap Discount for Women

7/12/2015 - Personal Collection Of Shirley Temple Going to Auction

7/12/2015 - Bobby Brown Welcomes Baby Girl While Bobbi Kristina in Hospice

7/12/2015 - 108-Year-Old Woman Throws First Pitch on Her Birthday

7/12/2015 - Farrah Abraham Gives Daughter $600 for Losing Teeth

7/12/2015 - Kathy Bates and Gal Gadot Talk Sexism, Challenges at Comic Con Panel

7/12/2015 - Selfie Stick Saves Teen From Drowning

7/12/2015 - Kylie Jenner and Amandla Stenberg Exchange Words Over Kylie’s Kornrows

7/12/2015 - Woman Forgives Husband for Making Wrong Turn, Prepares to Die

7/12/2015 - Malala Yousafzai Celebrates 18th Birthday, Opens a School for Girls

7/12/2015 - Lesbian, Teen, Stepmom: These Are Millennials' Favorite Porn Searches

7/12/2015 - Even Lindsey Graham Thinks Donald Trump Is an Asshole

7/12/2015 - Bill Cosby's Wife: Women Consented to Drugs and Sex

7/12/2015 - Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Are Still Wearing Their Wedding Rings

7/11/2015 - Saturday Night Social: Party Like Sofia Vergara

7/11/2015 - $1 Million Being Offered for Judy Garland's Stolen Ruby Slippers

7/11/2015 - Judge Compares Chinese Teen’s Attack to Lord of the Flies

7/11/2015 - Here's the Full Trailer for Batman v Superman

7/11/2015 - J.K. Rowling Defends Serena Williams From Twitter Troll

7/11/2015 - J. Crew is Launching A Budget-Friendly Label

7/11/2015 - This Petition to Change the Name of Cracker Barrel is Very Confusing

7/11/2015 - 'Fresh Vomit on the Seats': Very Grim Yelp Reviews of Movie Theaters

7/11/2015 - Five-Year-Old Finds Cell Phone Camera in Starbucks Bathroom

7/11/2015 - Another 'Serena Slam': Serena Williams Wins Wimbledon

7/11/2015 - Judge Who Jailed Kids for Refusing to See Their Dad Revises Decision

7/11/2015 - Director Paul Feig Shares First Preview of All-Women Ghostbusters

7/10/2015 - Drew Barrymore's Film About Pregnancy and Cancer May Be Our New Beaches

7/10/2015 - Bette Midler Was Not Impressed With Bieber's Naked Butt

7/10/2015 - Watch the Intense Trailer for The Walking Dead's Season 6

7/10/2015 - In Go Set a Watchman, Atticus Is a Racist Who's Gone to a Klan Meeting

7/10/2015 - The Elderly Are Very Into the Hot, Steamy Strippers of Magic Mike XXL

7/10/2015 - Greece's Finance Minister's Signature Looks Like a Dick

7/10/2015 - Is This the Plot of Arrested Development's 5th Season?

7/10/2015 - Reddit CEO Ellen Pao Resigns

7/10/2015 - Dear Fancy: My Crappy Friend Only Calls Me When She's Driving

7/10/2015 - Chill Pope Casually Pops Into Burger King for a Wardrobe Change

7/10/2015 - A Super Chill Playlist For the Self-Diagnosed Insomniac

7/10/2015 - Zoe Saldana Recalls Being Hired for How She Held a Gun in Panties

7/10/2015 - Watch Two People Narrowly Escape Catapult Death at Amusement Park

7/10/2015 - Shade Court: Poor Raven, Serena Serves Shade and a Troll Tries It

7/10/2015 - Here's a Good Shaped Head: The Dude From Karmin

7/10/2015 - Marco Rubio: Being Anti-Abortion Is Like Civil Rights, Women's Suffrage

7/10/2015 - What Is This Weird Drake Video? Seriously, What Is It?

7/10/2015 - Talking with Cabaret Star Bridget Everett: No Bras, No Inhibitions

7/10/2015 - To Do This Weekend: Drink Beer Through a Straw

7/10/2015 - Regis Philbin Is Joining Kathie Lee and Hoda on Today's Fourth Hour

7/10/2015 - Meghan Trainor's Still Boring, But Her New Song Is Cute

7/10/2015 - Here's How NYC Celebrated the Women's World Cup Champions

7/10/2015 - Hear Me Out: This Chainsmokers Song Is the Best Thing I've Ever Heard

7/10/2015 - Dylann Roof Allowed to Buy Gun Due to a Background Check Failure

7/10/2015 - Film Star Omar Sharif Has Died at 83

7/10/2015 - L'Oréal Actually Didn't Airbrush Out Helen Mirren's Wrinkles

7/10/2015 - Sex God Geoffrey Zakarian Sexily Backs Out of Donald Trump's Restaurant

7/10/2015 - Guy Who Tried to Charge Phone on Broadway Stage: 'Girls Were Calling'

7/10/2015 - Deep Cuts: Some Shit Is Just Too Expensive

7/10/2015 - Batshit Dramatic Wedding Gowns From Paris Haute Couture Week

7/10/2015 - Watch Lauren Greenfield's Doc On Magic City, Legendary ATL Strip Club

7/10/2015 - Watch South Carolina's Confederate Flag Get Taken Down, For Good

7/10/2015 - Sources: Giuliana Rancic Left E! Because of Beef With Maria Menounos

7/10/2015 - Christian Audigier, the Genius Behind the Dreaded Ed Hardy, Has Died

7/10/2015 - Jennifer Lawrence Is Back, and Singing 'Believe' By Cher

7/10/2015 - How to Go On a Miniature Adventure

7/10/2015 - Woman Makes Lace Collar for RBG, Gets Elegant Thank You Note in Return

7/10/2015 - Ariana Grande Has 'Never Been Prouder to Be an American, to Be Honest'

7/10/2015 - TGIF: Here's John Talabot's Gorgeous Remix of Jamie xx's 'Loud Places'

7/10/2015 - Jennifer Hudson Crashes, Then Performs, at a Gay Couple's Wedding

7/10/2015 - 5 Hot New Designs for the Confederate Flag

7/9/2015 - Watch This Kitten in a Dress Get Real About Drinking Some Milk

7/9/2015 - You Can Now Get Healthy Tampons Delivered to Your Door

7/9/2015 - #TheDress Is Back in the Form Of #TheShoe

7/9/2015 - It's Time to Fulfill Your Dream of Landing a Role on Empire

7/9/2015 - David Fincher Would Be 'Suspicious' If He Were Ben Affleck's Wife

7/9/2015 - Charli XCX & Tori Amos Had a Flowery Blast at a Perfume Party in Paris

7/9/2015 - Anna Faris and Chris Pratt Are So Cute It's Stupid

7/9/2015 - Confused Grandfather Thinks McDonald's Minion Toy is Swearing At Him

7/9/2015 - You Can Still Buy Your Aspartame-Ridden Diet Pepsi Online, You Weirdos

7/9/2015 - Gwyneth and Pals De-Clutter With a Very Brief GOOP Closet Sale

7/9/2015 - 28 Percent Of Whites Believe Housing Discrimination Should Be Legal

7/9/2015 - Key & Peele's Pirate Chantey Is the Feminist Anthem of the Summer

7/9/2015 - Where Else Could Kanye West Pose Kim Kardashian Like That?

7/9/2015 - Jezebel Endorses Limberbutt McCubbins, Cat, for President

7/9/2015 - SC Governor Nikki Haley Signs Bill to Remove Confederate Flag

7/9/2015 - March 1958 In Tabloids: Will Errol FIynn Take a Lie Detector Test?

7/9/2015 - Hey, Get a Load of This Rich Little Baby

7/9/2015 - You Won't Wear These Viktor & Rolf Looks, But Go Ahead & Frame Them

7/9/2015 - Be Glad You're Not in the Dying Greeting Card Business

7/9/2015 - Judge Jails Kids, Compares Them to 'Manson Cult' for Refusing to See Dad

7/9/2015 - World-Record Hula Hooper Marawa the Amazing Is, For Real, Amazing

7/9/2015 - Broussard vs. Cuban: A Beautiful, Stupid Dudefight in the Virtual Wild

7/9/2015 - Is Your Makeup Giving You Cancer?

7/9/2015 - Natalie Portman Wants You to Stop Asking Her About the Middle East

7/9/2015 - New Study Finds That Sexually Abused Girls Get Prison, Not Help

7/9/2015 - Y/N: Can We All Be As Free and Happy As Country Steven Tyler?

7/9/2015 - Evidence From Jack the Ripper Victim's Murder Selling for $4.75 Million

7/9/2015 - Jeb Bush Thinks Lazy Americans Just Need to Work Longer Hours

7/9/2015 - Apparently Dads Still Don't Know How to Freaking Braid

7/9/2015 - Man Wins $750K After Suffering 6-Day Erection, Broken Penis in Jail

7/9/2015 - Russia Created an Official 'Straight Pride' Flag to Combat 'Gay Fever'

7/9/2015 - Well This Photo of Kate and Princess Charlotte Sure Is Precious

7/9/2015 - Watch Hannibal Buress Track Down and Confront an Angry Twitter Troll

7/9/2015 - Of Course Kim Kardashian Now Has a Selfie-Taking Wax Figure

7/9/2015 - Susan Gets It

7/9/2015 - Giuliana Rancic Says Goodbye to E! News

7/9/2015 - Kate Beaton Talks the Appeal of Princesses (And Farting Ponies)

7/9/2015 - The Seedy Backstory of the Runaways and Their Rapist Svengali Producer

7/9/2015 - National Enquirer: Bill Clinton Probably Isn't Chelsea’s Biological Dad

7/9/2015 - Watch Alessia Cara Do 'Bad Blood' Better Than Taylor Swift Herself

7/9/2015 - The Po-Po Is Investigating Ariana Grande's Donut Licking

7/8/2015 - Tinashe Jams With All the Cool Kids in New Ralph Lauren Campaign

7/8/2015 - A Vintage Birth Control Method Is Back

7/8/2015 - R.L. Stine Fans, Get Ready: The Goosebumps Trailer Is Here

7/8/2015 - Bill Cosby Without Representation, Dropped By CAA

7/8/2015 - Myanmar Passes Bill to Prevent Buddhist Women from Marrying Muslims

7/8/2015 - Love Is Dead: Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt Are Reportedly Dunzo

7/8/2015 - EACH Woman Act Would Lift Federal Bans on Abortion Coverage

7/8/2015 - Joe Manganiello's Mom Is the Coolest

7/8/2015 - Charles Manson Is Definitely Guilty, But What If He Isn't?

7/8/2015 - Spring Awakening Is (Briefly) Returning to Broadway

7/8/2015 - Kate Middleton Went to Wimbledon Yet Again, Did Chill Shit

7/8/2015 - Watch Rosie Perez's Tearful Exit Announcement on The View

7/8/2015 - Galliano's Couture Collection for Margiela Is Upsettingly Good

7/8/2015 - Ariana Grande Actually Loves America, Still Hates Donuts

7/8/2015 - Fuck This Earth: Versace Takes Coachella Fashion to the Couture Runway

7/8/2015 - The CDC Says Heroin Use Is Climbing Among Women

7/8/2015 - Food Trucks Out, Fashion Trucks In (JK, Food Trucks Forever)

7/8/2015 - NYPD Sergeant Suspended After Throwing Semen on Woman He Liked

7/8/2015 - Do We Really Need a Documentary About White Privilege?

7/8/2015 - This Week in Tabloids: Jennifer Aniston Is Married As Hell Right Now

7/8/2015 - Poll: What Is Drake Doing to You?

7/8/2015 - Men Delivering Babies: The End of a Two-Century Fad

7/8/2015 - Emily's 24-Hour Product Diary: Vacation Soap & Too Much Trader Joe's

7/8/2015 - Obamacare Has Saved Women Over $1.4 Billion in Birth Control Costs

7/8/2015 - Gay Couple Films Clerk Illegally Denying Them a Marriage License In KY

7/8/2015 - Ryan Reynolds Seems Confused, Compares Blake Lively to Beyoncé

7/8/2015 - Stop Saying Only Children Will Grow Up to Be Selfish Monsters

7/8/2015 - Five Godawful Wedding DIY Ideas From Pinterest

7/8/2015 - OMG!!!!!!!

7/8/2015 - Amy Winehouse Doing 'Back to Black' A Cappella Bares Her Loneliness

7/8/2015 - Thirsty-Ass Book Industry Wants To Ink Up Your Back for Advertising

7/8/2015 - How to Deal With Medical Issues Abroad

7/8/2015 - 'Homosexual Acts' Are Now Allowed At Baylor University

7/8/2015 - Huh.

7/8/2015 - NYC Will Eliminate Bail for People Accused of Nonviolent Crimes

7/8/2015 - Amy Schumer Finally Learns How to Smile Like a Normal Person

7/8/2015 - Tom Selleck Is Apparently an Illegal Water Hog

7/8/2015 - Rosie Perez Is Leaving The View, For Real This Time

7/8/2015 - For Bill Cosby's Accusers, His 2005 Testimony Feels Like Vindication

7/8/2015 - Scott Disick's First Statement Post-Split: Come Party With Me In Vegas

7/8/2015 - Magic Mike XXL Voguer Dashaun Wesley Talks Channing, FKA twigs & More

7/8/2015 - United Airlines Is Totally Fucked Today

7/7/2015 - Miss USA Contestants Are Not Cool With Donald Trump's Racism

7/7/2015 - Fine, Hillary Clinton Will Pay Her Interns

7/7/2015 - Bill Cosby Show Reruns Pulled from 2 Networks, Which Is Good

7/7/2015 - Teen Vogue August Cover Features Fashion's New (Black) Faces

7/7/2015 - Video: Watch the U.S. Transition From Slavery to Mass Incarceration

7/7/2015 - Watch Out, Your Metal Selfie Stick May Also Be a Nice Lightning Rod

7/7/2015 - Tyga Denies Cheating on Kylie Jenner, Does Not Deny Dick Pics Are His

7/7/2015 - Zayn Malik Seems to Be Using His Time Off Well

7/7/2015 - Oregon Pharmacists Will Soon Be Able to Prescribe Birth Control

7/7/2015 - Hell Yes, Kel Mitchell Is Returning to Nickelodeon

7/7/2015 - Here Is John Legend's Butt

7/7/2015 - Scott Walker, Noted Tool, Is Trying to Axe Wisconsin's Living Wage Law

7/7/2015 - NYC Will Hold Ticker-Tape Parade for the US Women's Soccer Team

7/7/2015 - How to Get Your Kid to Do Anything This Summer Except Look at a Screen

7/7/2015 - Celebs Can Now Be Verified On Tinder, Will Still Be Miserable Like Us

7/7/2015 - Bravo Airs Footage of Real Housewife Learning Her Mother Has Died

7/7/2015 - Karl Let Kendall Jenner Close Out the Chanel Couture Show

7/7/2015 - What Do Women Want? To Have Sex with Their Stepbrothers

7/7/2015 - Send Us Your Stories of Working for Donald Trump

7/7/2015 - Anti-Gay County Clerk Demands That Tax Payers Help Him Shirk His Job

7/7/2015 - Documentary Packed in a Trunk Unveils Edith Lake Wilkinson's Lost Art

7/7/2015 - KFC Weds Pizza and Fried Chicken in Unholy Matrimony

7/7/2015 - Hundreds of Lawyers Defend Moroccan Women Arrested Over Tight Outfits

7/7/2015 - Disney to Make Prince Charming Movie From the POV of His Loser Brother

7/7/2015 - It’s Just a Cat, But It’s Also a Terrorist

7/7/2015 - Sudanese Model Nykhor Paul: 'I'm Tired of Apologizing for My Blackness'

7/7/2015 - Nobody Wants to Play Golf on Donald Trump's Idiot Racist Golf Courses

7/7/2015 - Two Stars Align in the Daytime

7/7/2015 - No One Will Buy This Cute Little House in Cute 'Penis Vagina' Village

7/7/2015 - Too Much, Girl: Eight Eyes Are Better Than Two

7/7/2015 - Oh, You've Not Yet Planned Your Wedding Moon? Time to Get Cracking

7/7/2015 - Poland Has Abortion Drones. We Need Abortion Drones.

7/7/2015 - United Responds to Kehlani's Tweets About Racist Flight Attendants

7/7/2015 - I Took Rutgers' Beyoncé Course: A Master Class in Pop & Black Feminism

7/7/2015 - Whoopi Goldberg Defending Cosby: 'The '80s Weren't Fun for Everybody'

7/7/2015 - Here's a Cool Photo of Paula Deen's Son in Brownface

7/7/2015 - Jill Scott Finally Accepts Bill Cosby's Word That He's a Rapist

7/7/2015 - There's Nothing 'Startling' About the Success of Colorado's IUD Program

7/7/2015 - Can't Buy Me Love's Amanda Peterson Has Died at the Age of 43

7/7/2015 - Bachelorette Decides Honesty Is the Best Policy, Fucks and Tells

7/7/2015 - Ava DuVernay's Right: Violent Rihanna, Kendrick Videos Reflect Our Times

7/7/2015 - Look Over Yonder. It's Justin Bieber's Ass

7/7/2015 - Kanye, the World's Greatest Uncle, Has Taken Over Scott's 'Dad Duties'

7/7/2015 - The FBI Just Raided Subway Spokesperson Jared Fogle's House

7/6/2015 - Edward Snowden Might Be Able to Return to the United States

7/6/2015 - Cupcakes and Cashmere's Fashion Line for Skinny People Is Selling Fast

7/6/2015 - Ashanti Lies to Fans When Club Promoter Cancels Her Show

7/6/2015 - Watch This Raccoon Ride a Bike Better Than You Ever Will

7/6/2015 - Sarah Jessica Parker Is a 'Humanist,' Not a Feminist

7/6/2015 - ASAP Rocky Realizes His Rita Ora Diss Was 'Tasteless'

7/6/2015 - Cara Delevingne Wishes All Men Could Dance Like Magic Mike

7/6/2015 - President Obama to Free Dozens of Nonviolent Drug Offenders

7/6/2015 - E! Is Debuting a Nightmare Reality Show About Spin Instructors

7/6/2015 - Oreo Thins Promote Unrealistic Standards for Oreos

7/6/2015 - Here's Your Monday Poldark Abs Dispatch

7/6/2015 - Bill Cosby Testified in 2005 That He Drugged Women with Quaaludes

7/6/2015 - Is True Detective's Nic Pizzolatto Taking Shots at Cary Fukunaga?

7/6/2015 - Hello Kitty, Mouthless Cat-Girl Hybrid, to Get Her Own Feature Film

7/6/2015 - Weird Fact: Guy Who Invented Clarisonic Also Researched AIDS Vaccines

7/6/2015 - Some Classic, Corseted Regatta Fashions from Days Gone By

7/6/2015 - Struggling American Apparel Announces Store Closings and Layoffs

7/6/2015 - The Best Way to Kick Your Seamless Addiction? Embrace It

7/6/2015 - No, Queen Elizabeth Did Not Just Purchase a Manhattan Crash Pad

7/6/2015 - What Are You Doing Here?: Investigating the Men of Essence Festival

7/6/2015 - Pervert Birds Steal Swimmers' Underwear to Build Nest Of Filth and Sin

7/6/2015 - Hillary Clinton Campaigns in New Hampshire, Corrals Press With Rope

7/6/2015 - Vanessa Williams Saved the Best For Third

7/6/2015 - Introducing the Pseudopenis, or Why Female Hyenas Are Feminist as Fuck

7/6/2015 - Mexico Universally Sick of Donald Trump's Shit

7/6/2015 - 'Grandfather of Modern Cheerleading' Lawrence Herkimer Has Died

7/6/2015 - Marisa Tomei Is One of the Trillion Guest Stars on Empire's Season 2

7/6/2015 - RIP Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick: 2006-2015

7/6/2015 - Tiny English Village Terrorized By Loud Noises Coming from Sex Party

7/6/2015 - Watch Trevor Noah Try to Explain Apartheid to Jerry Seinfeld

7/6/2015 - Mommy Get Your Gun: An Investigation of Mothers Packing Heat

7/6/2015 - Take a Look at Nicole Kidman as Gertrude Bell in Queen of the Desert

7/6/2015 - Philadelphia Mayor Drops the Mic On 'Rapper's Delight' With The Roots

7/6/2015 - Winning Women's Soccer Team Paid 40 Times Less Than Men Who Lose

7/6/2015 - SC Debate on Removing Confederate Flag Starts with Anti-Gay Rhetoric

7/6/2015 - Stories of Restaurant Customers Who Weren't Supposed to Eat That

7/6/2015 - Rihanna Discovered Sanam, One Of Her BBHMM Henchwomen, On Instagram

7/6/2015 - John Oliver Does 'Shallow Dives' on Ostriches, Orgies, and Chicken Soup

7/6/2015 - Romney Hosts Chris Christie and Marco Rubio at Deeply Weird Sleepover

7/6/2015 - True Detective: 'What About the Cunt?'

7/6/2015 - Broken-Up Ben and Jen Spent Vacation 'Just Staring Off Into Space'

7/6/2015 - U.S. Navy Increases Maternity Leave to 4.5 Paid Months Off

7/5/2015 - Burt Shavitz, Iconic Burt's Bees Co-Founder, Dies

7/5/2015 - USA Beats Japan in Women's World Cup Finals

7/5/2015 - Happy Fourth of July From Caitlyn Jenner

7/5/2015 - Mother of Maryland Road Baby Identified

7/5/2015 - Cara Delevingne: “Everyone Has a Right To Be Whoever They Want to Be"

7/5/2015 - Here’s Your Open Thread for Women’s World Cup Final: USA vs. Japan

7/5/2015 - Bobby Brown Performs, Forgets Lyrics, While Bobbi Kristina in Hospice

7/5/2015 - Washington Gets $70M from Legal Weed Tax Revenue During First Year

7/5/2015 - Kimmy Schmidt Was Inspired by Elizabeth Smart

7/5/2015 - Texas Woman Killed While Trying to Save Suicidal Boyfriend

7/5/2015 - Jeff Goldblum Finally Joins Facebook

7/5/2015 - Would You Smash?: Aunties Reveal Who'd Get The Panties At Essence Fest

7/5/2015 - Petition to Fire Reddit CEO Ellen Pao Has Over 100,000 Signatures

7/5/2015 - A Family Takes a Walk

7/5/2015 - Becky Hammon Will Be the First Female NBA Summer League Head Coach

7/5/2015 - Two British Teenagers Have Been 'Married to ISIS Men'

7/5/2015 - Taylor Swift's Fourth of July Was (Probably) Better Than Yours

7/4/2015 - Saturday Night Social: Why Are You Proud to Be an American?

7/4/2015 - Shopping Via Selfie May Be On Its Way

7/4/2015 - Girl Fights Library’s Boys-Only Robotics Program

7/4/2015 - Miley Cyrus Brands Her Body With an Avocado

7/4/2015 - The Best Things We've Read, Heard and Seen in 2015 So Far

7/4/2015 - Woman Eats 38 Hot Dogs

7/4/2015 - Kate Hudson is Either Really Patriotic or Drunk

7/4/2015 - Bakery That Refused to Bake Cake For Lesbian Couple Must Pay Damages

7/4/2015 - Italian Newspaper Creates Fake Restaurant to Prove TripAdvisor Sucks

7/4/2015 - Hillary Clinton Comments on Humans of New York Post About Gay Teen

7/4/2015 - Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Are Maybe Getting Married This Weekend

7/3/2015 - Friday Night Social: The Night Belongs to Robyn Lively

7/3/2015 - Shade Court: Soccer Shade, Siri Talks Shit, Britney Spears Goes Hard

7/3/2015 - Neighbors Concerned About People ‘Doing Sex’ in Hollywood Hills Airbnb

7/3/2015 - Belle Gibson, Blogger Who Lied About Having Cancer, Just Keeps Lying

7/3/2015 - Marc Jacobs Owns Up To Posting That Butt Pic

7/3/2015 - Idiot Arrested for Bringing Assault Rifle, Kevlar Vest On Mall Outing

7/3/2015 - It Wasn't Just Clickbait: Cat Videos Might Actually Be Good For You

7/3/2015 - Malia Obama Is Allegedly Working for Lena Dunham Now

7/3/2015 - Is This a Celebrity's Naked Butt or What?

7/3/2015 - Facebook Removes Humans of New York's Picture of Gay Teen, Bans Posting

7/3/2015 - Watch The Tearful Moment a Judge Realizes Suspect Is Childhood Friend

7/3/2015 - You Did It, Jim Carrey: US Confirms First Measles Death In Over a Decade

7/3/2015 - How to Make the Equal Opportunist, a Cocktail That'll Make You Say U-S-A

7/3/2015 - Scott Disick Might Be Cheating on Kourtney Kardashian Right Now

7/3/2015 - Watch This Smug-As-Hell Cat Completely Ruin Its Owner's Hot Yoga Video

7/2/2015 - Kimberly Stewart's New Reality Show Is a Boozy Kardashian Ripoff

7/2/2015 - Whoops, Drake Was Mistaken for Craig David at Wimbledon

7/2/2015 - Brody Jenner Says He Gets Along Better With Caitlyn Jenner Than Bruce

7/2/2015 - Just a Reminder: Please Wish Ashley Tisdale a Happy Birthday!

7/2/2015 - Brooklyn Bar to Charge Women 77 Cents on Every Dollar Men Pay

7/2/2015 - Misty Copeland: 'I Wanted to Open the Dialogue About Race'

7/2/2015 - Amanda Seyfried's Eggs Are 'Dying Off,' Says Amanda Seyfried

7/2/2015 - Russian City Bans Yoga Due to Occult Links

7/2/2015 - One Of The Fanciest Restaurants In America Has Been Stealing Tips

7/2/2015 - Charleston Gunman's Sister Solicits Donations... For Her Wedding

7/2/2015 - Batman, Superman, and Some Woman Are On The Cover Of This Week's EW

7/2/2015 - Google Exec: Women, Stop Saying 'Just' So Much, You Sound Like Children

7/2/2015 - Wisconsin Is America's Drunkest State (We're #1! We're #1!)

7/2/2015 - Male Strippers Not That Impressed By Magic Mike XXL, Offer Critique

7/2/2015 - June Beauty Box Review, Part One

7/2/2015 - Amy Schumer Has a Solution for All Your Boring Conversations

7/2/2015 - A Visit to Rubbin' Buttz BBQ for White Appreciation Day

7/2/2015 - We Have Made Your Perfect Summer BBQ Soundtrack

7/2/2015 - Lifetime Continues to Troll Us With Unauthorized Melrose Place Movie

7/2/2015 - Whole Foods Execs Desperately Flailing in Wake of Overcharging Scandal

7/2/2015 - Whole Foods CEOs: Ugh, Fine We Overcharged You, OK? Happy?

7/2/2015 - Show Off Your Old School Summer Style Snapshots

7/2/2015 - Y/N: Fetty Wap Just Wants to Cuddle With His Trap Queen on 'D.A.M'

7/2/2015 - A Dog Named Diamond Is Running for Mayor of Schenectady, New York

7/2/2015 - Tink Plays It Cool in the Video for Her Aaliyah 'Million' Remake

7/2/2015 - Cancel August: The Full Wet Hot American Summer Trailer Has Arrived

7/2/2015 - Tacky, Wacky, Wonderful Vintage Independence Day Celebrations

7/2/2015 - Paris Hilton Was Maybe Paid Millions for That Fake Plane Crash Stunt

7/2/2015 - Warped Tour Bands Urge Singer Accused of Predatory Behavior to Go Away

7/2/2015 - Rihanna Rihport: Making Rihzus Money Edition!!

7/2/2015 - The Actress Who Plays Sesame Street's Beloved Maria Is Retiring

7/2/2015 - Jim Carrey's Twitter Rant Exposes Marketing Campaign for Anti-Vax Film

7/2/2015 - Magic Mike XXL, Through the Eyes of a Terrified Magic Mike Virgin

7/2/2015 - Flag Removing Hero Bree Newsome Wants 'An End to the Hate' in America

7/2/2015 - The Kind of Woman Who Got Out of the Car

7/2/2015 - Paul Rudd Answers Interviewer's Every Question by Farting

7/2/2015 - I Don’t Care if Kids Can't Go to the Wedding, Just Make the Invite Clear

7/2/2015 - Brandi Glanville: 'Kyle and Lisa Really Hate Each Other'

7/2/2015 - University: Professor Was Fired for 'Abusive' Behavior, Not Swearing

7/1/2015 - Manson Family Is Now Getting the Lifetime Movie Treatment

7/1/2015 - Jesus Christ, a Dolphin Landed on a Woman and Broke Her Ankles

7/1/2015 - These Are the Weirdest and Coolest Grills Ever, Designed by a Woman

7/1/2015 - Rachel McAdams Chooses Taylor Kitsch as Her True D

7/1/2015 - President Obama and Martha Stewart Disagree About Peas

7/1/2015 - The Fatal Attraction TV Remake Won't Be Ignored, Dan

7/1/2015 - Gov. Bobby Jindal Is 'Tanned. Rested. Ready' and Ridiculous

7/1/2015 - Stuntwomen Say Hollywood Stunt Industry Is a Total Boys' Club

7/1/2015 - Thirst Trap, Fashion Week Edition: Givenchy Moves Runway Shows to NYC

7/1/2015 - Justice Department Thinks Maybe, Just Maybe, Airlines Are Ripping Us Off

7/1/2015 - Robin Thicke Knows His Paula Patton Sympathy Tour Was 'Embarrassing'

7/1/2015 - RIP Nicholas Winton, Who Saved Hundreds of Children from the Holocaust

7/1/2015 - Restaurant Owner Flames Customer on Facebook After Bad Yelp Reviews

7/1/2015 - Quick Question: How Many Rainbow Outfits Does Beyoncé Own?

7/1/2015 - Google Is Sorry That Its Photo App Tagged Black People As Gorillas

7/1/2015 - Channing Tatum, Wearing a Henley, Dances to Completion

7/1/2015 - How Realistic Is Leanne's Backstory on Orange Is the New Black?

7/1/2015 - Go Straight to Hell, New York Times

7/1/2015 - Author Helen Castor Talks Putting Joan of Arc Back Into Her Own World

7/1/2015 - This Week In Tabloids: Tom Cruise Is Leaving Scientology, Xenu Is Mad

7/1/2015 - Jim Carrey, Still Going

7/1/2015 - Sherri Shepherd Must Pay Child Support for Baby She Was 'Tricked Into'

7/1/2015 - How to Stay Warm on a Cold-Ass Airplane in the Middle of Summer

7/1/2015 - Sad White Men Throw Confederate Flag Tantrum By Lying Face Down

7/1/2015 - As Black Churches Burn, Feds Close In on Suspect in CVS Arson

7/1/2015 - Hear Two Black Women Detail Profiling, Violence By the NYPD

7/1/2015 - Episcopalians Voting On Whether Gay Marriage To Be Allowed In Church

7/1/2015 - Kim Kardashian: 'I Think You Would Call Me a Feminist'

7/1/2015 - I've Got My Mind on My Money and My Wedding on My Mind

7/1/2015 - Chrissy Teigen's Boobs Will Not Be Silenced

7/1/2015 - Now's Your Chance to Buy Queen Victoria's Underpants

7/1/2015 - Look How Far We've Come: Shania Twain's Farewell to Her Former Self

7/1/2015 - Weather Nearly Ruins Awesome Girl Scout Sleepover With Michelle Obama

7/1/2015 - Who Will Fly Me to Napa For Elizabeth Gilbert's Inspirational Retreat?

7/1/2015 - More Serious Issues Public Health Expert Jim Carrey Should Weigh In On

7/1/2015 - New Plus-Size Modeling Documentary Asks Why Size 0 Is Still the Norm

7/1/2015 - Jennifer Garner Has Already Started Remodeling Her Bedroom

7/1/2015 - Who is Sending Death Threats to Female AME Pastors in South Carolina?