1/31/2015 - Dame Helen Mirren Takes NYC Subway, Looks Flawless

1/31/2015 - Saturday Night Social: Saved By The bell hooks

1/31/2015 - Serena Williams Wins Australian Open Just Like We Said She Would

1/31/2015 - Donald Trump Upset And Confused By Lady Ghostbusters Movie

1/31/2015 - 'Father of The Pill' Dies at 91

1/31/2015 - Rashida Jones Says Porn Is 'Fulfilling a Male Fantasy' 

1/31/2015 - Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Are Getting Married 

1/31/2015 - How Long Do Your Relationships Typically Last, and Is That On Purpose?

1/31/2015 - Lesbian Legislator Gets Death Threats After Considering Exposing Affairs

1/31/2015 - Detroit Police Officer Who Killed Seven-Year-Old Girl Won't be Charged

1/31/2015 - Bobbi Kristina Brown Found Unresponsive, Revived at Hospital 

1/31/2015 - Who's Getting a Snail Facial This Weekend? 

1/31/2015 - Missouri Man Arrested for Hate Crime After Abusing Server

1/31/2015 - Crazy Parents Still Refusing to Vaccinate Their Children 

1/31/2015 - Heidi Montag's Father Arrested For Child Sex Abuse and Incest 

1/30/2015 - Your Most Insane Celebrity Encounters

1/30/2015 - Binge-Watching Is For Sad, Lonely People: Science

1/30/2015 - Courtney Love Is Justin Bieber's New Muse 

1/30/2015 - RIP Bonne Bell Co, the Pushers Who Pushed You Onto the Path to Sephora

1/30/2015 - Woman Accused of Adultery by ISIS Survives Stoning

1/30/2015 - Good Luck Getting a Copy of Laura Ingalls Wilder's Pioneer Girl 

1/30/2015 - Suggestion: Both Iggy Azalea and T.I. Should Shut Up

1/30/2015 - Fox Business Host to Woman: Your Bipolar Disorder Is a Made-Up 'Fad' 

1/30/2015 - Now That Parenthood Is Over, I Will Never Cry Again

1/30/2015 - Hey, Quick Question: Why Aren't We All Selling Our Poop?

1/30/2015 - Wanna Predict When You'll Die or Who You Should Marry? Ask Your Pals.

1/30/2015 - Middle School Students Arrested for Throwing, Recording 'Sex Party'

1/30/2015 - New Bill Would Give California Cheerleaders Basic Workers' Rights 

1/30/2015 - Brooklyn Hipsters Robbing Locally, Stealing Vintage Bear Sex Jewelry

1/30/2015 - Should Doing Porn Ruin Your Life? (No, Of Course Not. But It Might)

1/30/2015 - James Franco and Lana Del Rey Want to Make Insufferable Movie Together

1/30/2015 - Bryn Mawr Health Center Helpfully Emails Students Weight Loss Tips

1/30/2015 - Stacey Dash on Rape Victims: They're Bad Girls Who Like to Be Naughty

1/30/2015 - New Walgreens App Helps Ladies Manage Their Periods and Whore Pills

1/30/2015 - Brave WNBA Stars to Run the Say Yes to the Dress Gauntlet

1/30/2015 - How I Lost My 'Invisible Boyfriend' In 6 Days

1/30/2015 - No One Needs a US Version of Black Mirror. Hollywood Must be Stopped.

1/30/2015 - Slippery Motherfucker George Zimmerman Avoided Another Assault Charge

1/30/2015 - Scandal: The Various Stages of Olivia Pope's Prison Hair

1/30/2015 - Police Union Spokesman Not Sorry for Shoving Black Woman: 'Oh God, No'

1/30/2015 - What's Up With Parabens?

1/30/2015 - APC Designer: I Can Call My Clothes 'N*gga'; I'm Friends With Kanye

1/30/2015 - Florida Teen Plays With Gun, Gets Shot Right in the Dick

1/30/2015 - Chill Vatican Thinks You Ladies Are Beautiful Without Plastic Surgery

1/30/2015 - Colleen McCullough Obit Leads by Calling Her 'Plain' and 'Overweight'

1/30/2015 - How to Make The Cabin Fever, a Cocktail for Blizzards Real & Imagined

1/30/2015 - 50 Things Cooler Than Mitt Romney Running for President [Update]

1/30/2015 - Suge Knight Arrested, Charged With Murder in Fatal Hit-and-Run

1/30/2015 - Missy Elliott Is Joining Katy Perry in the Super Bowl Halftime Show

1/30/2015 - Adobe Is Suing Forever 21 For Stealing Photoshop

1/30/2015 - Yes We Need Cats With Wine Glasses on Their Heads 

1/29/2015 - Don't Judge This Golden Retriever Going Batshit Crazy Over Tennis

1/29/2015 - Oh, Katy Perry. You Must Be Doing Something With Football. Right? 

1/29/2015 - Threats Against Abortion Providers Have Doubled Since 2010

1/29/2015 - Your How to Get Away with Murder Open Thread

1/29/2015 - New Bruce Jenner Transgender Reality Show Is Probably Bullshit

1/29/2015 - Martha Stewart Bought a Coconut and She Fucking Loves It

1/29/2015 - Ryan Gosling Crashes Boy King of Australia Russell Crowe's Live Speech

1/29/2015 - Pets Interrupt People Doing Yoga Because They Are Assholes, Obviously

1/29/2015 - Here Is Your Scandal Open Thread

1/29/2015 - Suge Knight Reportedly Ran Over and Killed a Man in Compton

1/29/2015 - Sherri Shepherd's Surrogate: I'm Being Forced to Pay Child Support

1/29/2015 - Alec Baldwin Is Upset or Happy About Some Thing

1/29/2015 - Get Excited to Relive the Past, With America's Measles Outbreak! 

1/29/2015 - Why Is Orthorexia Still Not Classified as an Eating Disorder?

1/29/2015 - Indonesians to Muslim Cleric: We'll Take Selfies If We Want to!

1/29/2015 - Y/N: Fifth Harmony Should've Left This Mariah Song Alone

1/29/2015 - What. 

1/29/2015 - Johnny Depp Is an Eccentric Weirdo, Remember? REMEMBER?

1/29/2015 - TX State Rep Asks Muslims to Renounce Terrorism, Pledge US Allegiance

1/29/2015 - Everyone on Parenthood Is Tweeting Very Sadly About the Finale

1/29/2015 - Graduate School Bans 'Mr.' and 'Mrs.'  

1/29/2015 - Bieber Has 'A Lot of Feelings Going On In There,' So Just Let Him Live

1/29/2015 - Dov Charney, the Bad Ex-Boyfriend Who Can't Take a Hint

1/29/2015 - Is the Prep Retrenchment Upon Us? 

1/29/2015 - The Cops Don't Care About Violent Online Threats. What Do We Do Now?

1/29/2015 - Colleen McCullough, Author of The Thorn Birds, Has Died at 77

1/29/2015 - Three Teens Charged in Shooting Death of 14-Year-Old Girl

1/29/2015 - Shade Court: Kanye Takes on Kim's 'Broke' Exes and Biden Pulls a Biden

1/29/2015 - Cher Gets It

1/29/2015 - Will You Bravely Take a Lipstick-Smeared Selfie to Support Pap Smears?

1/29/2015 - These Are The Assholes Who Ruined Your Wedding Dress Shopping

1/29/2015 - Megyn Kelly to Mike Huckabee: 'I Have News For You' About Women

1/29/2015 - Fifty Shades Leads Continue to Hate Each Other on the Cover of Glamour

1/29/2015 - Anna's 24-Hour Product Diary, Plus Some Ruminations on Death

1/29/2015 - New Man Kanye West Tells Ellen He's a Better Human Since Having North

1/29/2015 - Dartmouth Will Ban Hard Liquor to Try to Curb Campus Sexual Assault

1/29/2015 - Andy Murray Wins Match, Notes 'Women Can Be Very Good Coaches Too'

1/29/2015 - One Leg At a Time

1/29/2015 - Hillary Is Taking Her Sweet-Ass Time Launching Her 2016 Campaign 

1/29/2015 - That '36 Questions' Love Quiz Worked for the Bang With Friends CEO

1/29/2015 - Woman Hosts Late Night Talk Show, World Continues To Turn 

1/29/2015 - 'United We Sit!' The Daily Show Boldly Supports Manspreading

1/29/2015 - Lindsay Lohan, Former Psychic Puncher, Wants to Become a Witch

1/29/2015 - Well, Newsweek, the Revolution's Not Going to Start Like This

1/29/2015 - Shocking Video Shows Photoshop of Justin Bieber's Calvin Klein Shoot 

1/29/2015 - St. Louis Police Spokesman Assaults a Black Woman at Public Meeting

1/28/2015 - Help Paula Deen Name Her Dog That Looks Just Like Sam Elliott

1/28/2015 - Report: Picky Woman Who Refused to Settle Has Found True Love

1/28/2015 - This Valentine's Day, Why Not Say 'Eat My Ass' With Chocolate?

1/28/2015 - Kitten Lives Out Your Dreams, Climbs Into Box Full of Baby Ducks

1/28/2015 - Idaho Chief of Police Mic Drops On Transgender 'Bathroom' Bill Section

1/28/2015 - Man, KFC's Store Signs Have Gotten Remarkably Honest Lately

1/28/2015 - Lindsay Lohan's Community Service Hours Included Fan Meet-and-Greets

1/28/2015 - Anna Kendrick Has Great Taste In Men and Coffee

1/28/2015 - Vaginal Steaming Is the Only Way to Solve Your Problems

1/28/2015 - The Parents Television Council Is So Mad About Sex Box, a Real TV Show

1/28/2015 - Bill O'Reilly Can't Handle How Jealous He Is of Megyn Kelly

1/28/2015 - All-Baby Reboots We'd Like to See

1/28/2015 - Congratulations to Jia on Her Rare Double Longreads Day

1/28/2015 - This Week In Tabloids: Kendall Jenner and Lord Disick Are Doing Sex

1/28/2015 - Shape Magazine and Fitness Magazine to Become One Super Magazine

1/28/2015 - Anti-Abortion Congressman Tim Ryan Publicly (Finally) Changes Mind

1/28/2015 - Taylor Swift Trademarked 'This Sick Beat™,' Entire™ English™ Language™

1/28/2015 - Chris Messina and His Penis Star in a Sundance Film

1/28/2015 - Jessica Pearson Is Why You Should Be Watching Suits 

1/28/2015 - How to Write a Saintly Open Letter to Your Ex or Their New Partner

1/28/2015 - Alleged Russian Spies Say American Girls Are Too Damn Much Work

1/28/2015 - Paris Couture Week is Happening, It's Really Happening

1/28/2015 - Amanda Palmer Has Killed the Entire Jezebel Staff

1/28/2015 - Empire's Stylist Explains Cookie's Bossed-Up Fashion Game

1/28/2015 - Woman Ices Out Depression By Living Entire Life as Elsa from Frozen

1/28/2015 - Inuit Teen Raped in Police Vehicle Sues Department for Negligence

1/28/2015 - Blink-182: You Were Never That Good, But I Really Loved You Anyway

1/28/2015 - Daughter, May I?

1/28/2015 - New Justin Bieber Song Snippets Are Sexy, Hot, Sad

1/28/2015 - Ludacris' Baby Mama Says He Asked Her to Have an Abortion

1/28/2015 - Single Women, Please Stop Marrying Yourselves.

1/28/2015 - Duh, Martha Stewart Carries Around Toilet Rags Just in Case

1/28/2015 - New All-Feminist Ghostbusters Is A Punch in the Dick to All of Mankind

1/28/2015 - Michelle Obama's Bare Hair in Saudi Arabia Isn't a Real Controversy 

1/28/2015 - Fashion What Ifs

1/28/2015 - Spy Eye: An Interview With the Costume Designer for The Americans

1/28/2015 - Winona Ryder Is Pretty Sure That There's Going to Be a Beetlejuice 2

1/28/2015 - Uber Touts Relationship with MADD in a Desperate Bid for Good Press

1/28/2015 - Asking Legit Questions:

1/28/2015 - Rush After 'A Rape On Campus': A UVA Alum Goes Back to Rugby Road

1/28/2015 - Marissa Alexander Released From Jail to House Arrest

1/28/2015 - Jon Stewart Mocks Don Lemon and His Stupid BlizzardMobile

1/28/2015 - Sex Offender Sues Taylor Swift for Stealing His Life Story in 1989

1/28/2015 - Corny Old Ne-Yo Is Still So Good to Us, For Us

1/28/2015 - Nancy Grace Freaks Out on Pot Advocate: 'Obviously You're Stoned'

1/28/2015 - Here is Charli XCX Singing 'Boom Clap' in Japanese

1/28/2015 - Kevin Bacon Loved That Footloose Joke in Guardians of The Galaxy

1/27/2015 - Gabrielle Union Says Smart Things About Ferguson, the NFL, Hollywood

1/27/2015 - Teacher and His Students' 'Uptown Funk' Dance Routine Is Pure Magic

1/27/2015 - Father Charged With Sexually Abusing and Killing Infant Daughter

1/27/2015 - Rumor: Chris Pratt Might Be the New Indiana Jones

1/27/2015 - This Giant Dog Sliding on Ice in Slow Motion is Positively Hypnotic 

1/27/2015 - Kanye, Kim K, Beyoncé and Jay Z Had an 'Awkward' Double Date 

1/27/2015 - Domino's Unleashes the Most Terrifying Print Ad in History

1/27/2015 - Actual Idiots Need to Be Told Not to Call 911 About Facebook Outage

1/27/2015 - Don't Hold Your Breath On Those Taylor Swift Nudes

1/27/2015 - Zombie Cat Claws Out of Grave, Terrorizes Florida

1/27/2015 - Jury Finds Ex-Vanderbilt Football Players Guilty of Rape

1/27/2015 - Dean Asks Students to Stop Sexually Harassing Female Law Professor

1/27/2015 - Taxidermist Reconstructs the Long-Lost Face of a Siberian 'Ice Maiden'

1/27/2015 - Rep. Gohmert Upset 'Our Republican Females' Didn't Back Abortion Ban

1/27/2015 - Hero Concierge Delivers Requested Pics of Nicolas Cage in Hotel

1/27/2015 - Nev Schulman Takes an 'Ugly Selfie' That Is Neither Ugly Nor a Selfie

1/27/2015 - Russians None Too Pleased With the 'Leningrad Blockade Diet' 

1/27/2015 - Everybody Scream: Here Are the Stars of the All-Female Ghostbusters

1/27/2015 - What AHS: Freak Show Got Right (And Wrong) About Ectrodactyly

1/27/2015 - Mike Huckabee: Bitches, Stop Your Motherfucking Swearing

1/27/2015 - Mormon Church Announces It'll Back VERY Specific LGBT Protections

1/27/2015 - "No Make-up" Least of Video's Lies

1/27/2015 - Rebel Wilson Thinks 'Bigger Girls Do Better in Comedy'

1/27/2015 - Not Watching Girls: Recap, Volume 3

1/27/2015 - Six Michigan Frats and Sororities Suspended for Trashing Ski Lodges

1/27/2015 - Taylor Swift Twitter Hackers Gonna Hack

1/27/2015 - Feeling Myself: Erin's Perfect Jeans

1/27/2015 - A New App Will Tell You Which of Your Annoying Friends Should Fuck Off

1/27/2015 - A Note to Chait: Dissent Isn't Suffocation, Internet Isn't Real Life

1/27/2015 - Does This Grim Kate Middleton Photoshop Foretell the End Times?

1/27/2015 - All It Takes Is One Shitty Person to Ruin Wedding Dress Shopping

1/27/2015 - John Hughes Is Getting a Musical and It's Starring Evan Rachel Wood

1/27/2015 - President Obama Bigged Up the Ladies in India, Indians Loved It

1/27/2015 - Don't Be an Idiot at the Strip Club: A Stripper's Guide 

1/27/2015 - Please Don't Do These Things to Your Lips

1/27/2015 - Chrissy Teigen Scalded Her Vagina With Jalapeño Juice

1/27/2015 - Does This Fantastic Four Trailer Kinda Look Like Prometheus to You?

1/27/2015 - Watch Everyone on The Bachelor Obsess About Virgins, Virginity

1/27/2015 - Street Harassers Tricked Into Catcalling Their Moms on Video [Updated]

1/27/2015 - Girlhood: Finally, a Film About Black Girls Strengthening Each Other

1/27/2015 - Benedict Cumberbatch: I'm 'an Idiot' for Referring to 'Colored' Actors

1/27/2015 - Karen Walker's Latest Campaign Stars An Adorable Dog Named Toast

1/27/2015 - SATC's 'Berger' Recreated His Dumb Breakup Post-It Note

1/27/2015 - Daily Show: Sarah Palin's Iowa Speech Was Actual Goddamn Gibberish

1/27/2015 - Men Promise Brooklyn Women 8 to 12 Inches, Deliver 4.3

1/26/2015 - Caption This Photo of Heidi Klum and Her Underwear

1/26/2015 - Tracking Guys Via Grindr Is Really Easy, And Grindr Doesn't Seem To Care

1/26/2015 - Prosecutor Charges Mother After Boyfriend Beats Her Child to Death

1/26/2015 - Chris Pratt Is Bringing Burt Macklin Back to Parks and Recreation

1/26/2015 - Doctors Right, Politicians Wrong on Prescribing Abortion Drugs

1/26/2015 - Be Very Thankful You Don't Live With This Completely Bonkers Cat 

1/26/2015 - Tom Cruise Hired a PI to Spy on Nicole Kidman Because of Scientology

1/26/2015 - At Least You're Not Doing This Blizzard Shit in a Petticoat

1/26/2015 - Emmy Rossum Is the Only Person Who Loves Snowstorms 

1/26/2015 - Duh: Dr. Oz's Magic Diet Pills Don't Work

1/26/2015 - Big Sean Hates Naya Rivera From a Place Without 'Bitterness'

1/26/2015 - Cute Valentine's Day Gift: Adopt a Hissing Cockroach in Your Ex's Name

1/26/2015 - Rashida Jones Corrects Dum-Dum Reporter: 'I'm Ethnic'

1/26/2015 - How to Be Stranded Indoors

1/26/2015 - Polar Bear Dicks Now Just Breaking Off Due to Climate Change

1/26/2015 - No, You Are Not Invited to Join This Coven

1/26/2015 - Ava DuVernay​ to Direct Film About Hurricane Katrina 

1/26/2015 - So Many Beauties (And So Many From OITNB!) at the SAG Awards

1/26/2015 - Lonely and Horny Masses Take to Craigslist in Search of Blizzard Sex

1/26/2015 - Gap Is Saying Goodbye to Piperlime and So Must We All

1/26/2015 - New Cosby Accuser Cindra Ladd Says He Drugged and Raped Her in 1969

1/26/2015 - An Interview with Francesca Le, Porn's Most Extreme MILF

1/26/2015 - Man Pretty Sure Critic Who Didn't Like His Art Just Needs to Get Laid

1/26/2015 - How to Fix a Torn Nail

1/26/2015 - Attention! Here Is a Minute-Long Preview of Outlander's April Return!

1/26/2015 - Saks Reverses Controversial Filing on Trans Discrimination Case 

1/26/2015 - Everything Everyone Did Wrong on This Week's Looking

1/26/2015 - Dog, World Demand John Legend and Chrissy Teigen STFU About Their Love

1/26/2015 - Kanye West Gave a Cool Speech on Creativity and Kim Dating Black Men

1/26/2015 - How to Prepare Your Mom If You Are About to Get Blizzard-Slammed

1/26/2015 - Emma Watson to Play Disney Cartoon Who Won't Stop Singing About Books

1/26/2015 - Woman Discovers Her Photos Have Been Used to Catfish Others for Years

1/26/2015 - The Jezebel Staff, Perfected

1/26/2015 - KFC Creates Double Down Hot Dog in Effort to Murder Goodness and Light

1/26/2015 - Sundance Documentary The Hunting Ground Tackles Campus Rape

1/26/2015 - Lindsay Lohan Is Either a Powerful Witch or Very Bad at Photoshop

1/26/2015 - Viola Davis Praises TV Diversity in Emotional SAG Award Speech

1/26/2015 - Restaurant Customers From Hell, Part One

1/26/2015 - Zach Galifianakis Looks Different

1/26/2015 - Egyptian Doctor Convicted for Death of Girl During FGM Surgery

1/26/2015 - Lena Dunham: Woody Allen Is a 'Real Perv'

1/26/2015 - Three-Boobed Woman Arrested for DUI

1/26/2015 - Watch John Oliver Audition For the Sexxxy Lead in Fifty Shades of Grey

1/25/2015 - Man Spends Years Turning Home into Fun Zone for Rescue Cats

1/25/2015 - Behold Happily Engaged Couple Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello

1/25/2015 - Here Is the Best Ed Sheeran Impressionist Ever, Ed Sheerchin

1/25/2015 - France Court Won't Let Parents Name Their Kid 'Nutella' 

1/25/2015 - Watch a Golden Retriever Chow Down on Some Yummy Green Veggies

1/25/2015 - Sad For Mandy Moore And Ryan Adams Divorcing

1/25/2015 - Lady Gaga Folds Her Body In Half, Has Fab Ass

1/25/2015 - Finally, An Answer To Declining Male Fertility

1/25/2015 - Jindal 'Not For Discrimination' But Supports Ban On Same-Sex Marriage 

1/25/2015 - Disneyland Measles Outbreak Spreads Across Country 

1/25/2015 - Gwyneth Paltrow Has Sexted And Johnny Depp Hasn't

1/25/2015 - Pizza Delivery Customer Writes Most Adorable/Longest Receipt Note Ever

1/25/2015 - GOP Offers Paid Maternity Leave to Staff, Not the Rest of America 

1/25/2015 - Woman Gets Bag of Greasy Cash at Burger King Drive-Thru

1/25/2015 - Blake Shelton's SNL Spoof of "The Bachelor" was Pretty Funny 

1/25/2015 - Male Employees File Sex Discrimination Lawsuit Against Ruby Tuesday

1/25/2015 - Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You to Know About "Sex Bark"

1/24/2015 - Rihanna Rihport: EMERGENCY NEW SONG EDITION, AHHHH

1/24/2015 - Saturday Night Social: Yes Yes Y'all, What Azealia Banks Said

1/24/2015 - State Rep. Sally Kern Back Trying To Destroy LGBT Lives in Oklahoma

1/24/2015 - Black-ish Star Tracee Ellis Ross Talks Hair, Black Standards of Beauty

1/24/2015 - Nevada Considers Making Porn Stars Wrap It Up On Set

1/24/2015 - Don't Pee Before Sex Unless You Want A UTI

1/24/2015 - Official Jezebel Editorial Strategy 

1/24/2015 - Colorado Woman Sentenced to Federal Prison for Trying to Join ISIS

1/24/2015 - What to Do When You Wake Up to Your Partner Masturbating Beside You

1/24/2015 - Economists Report Fast Food Industry Could Absorb a $15 Minimum Wage

1/24/2015 - Colorado Baker Faces Complaint For Refusing Homophobic Cake Order

1/24/2015 - British Man Looking for Love, Asked Internet to Pay for Dates 

1/24/2015 - Sarah Palin Won't Go Away, "Seriously Interested" in 2016 Bid 

1/24/2015 - Judge Strikes Down Gay Marriage Ban in Alabama

1/24/2015 - Taylor Swift Finally Shows Belly Button, Proves She's Human 

1/23/2015 - Your Worst Beauty Disasters

1/23/2015 - Prison Visitor Says She Was Forced to 'Prove' She Was Menstruating  

1/23/2015 - Obama Administration Tried to Commission a Frozen Climate Change PSA

1/23/2015 - Gwyneth Paltrow Once Threw a Dinner Party Where Everyone Barfed

1/23/2015 - Labor Pains? Try Some Laughing Gas 

1/23/2015 - Miley Cyrus Is All Out Of Ideas

1/23/2015 - Watch a Baby Elephant Rescued From a Mud Pit

1/23/2015 - 25 Things Bill Maher Says About Bill Maher, Ranked By Obnoxiousness

1/23/2015 - AMC Theaters to Marathon All Eight Best Picture Nominees

1/23/2015 - Dastardly Mosquitos Could Successfully Send Lindsay Lohan Back to Jail

1/23/2015 - Italian Nun Gets Pregnant and Gives Birth, Somehow

1/23/2015 - Here's Your Quiet Storm Sex Jam For the Weekend

1/23/2015 - Sorority Report #5: Crime, Punishment, and How to Get 'Blacklisted'

1/23/2015 - Abbi's Naked Dancing on Broad City Made Lady Gaga, Everyone Happy

1/23/2015 - Bethenny Frankel Doesn't Want to Get Poland Spring in Any Hot Water

1/23/2015 - Shade Court: Ex-Girlfriends, Petty Pols, and the President

1/23/2015 - Noooooo: Modern Farmer Magazine Is No More [Update: or Not?]

1/23/2015 - A Day at the Porn Convention: Dildos, Feminism, the Interracial Taboo

1/23/2015 - Irish Granny Busted With Coke at Bingo Night

1/23/2015 - Gigi Hadid Named Model of the Year By Daily Front Row 

1/23/2015 - Wow. This Penn Badgely Tweet Will Really Make You Think. 

1/23/2015 - MSU Frat Bros Share Video of Sex Act with Seemingly Intoxicated Girl

1/23/2015 - Chuck C. Johnson Claims He Totally Saw an Abortion One Time

1/23/2015 - Dude Gets a Doctor's Note to Avoid Strenuous Work During Sex

1/23/2015 - Local Woman Appears on Television

1/23/2015 - When Tight Becomes Too Tight: A Helpful Primer on Vaginismus 

1/23/2015 - Björk Wants the Credit She Deserves But Men Don't Want to Give It 

1/23/2015 - Watch These Two White Ladies Freak Out About ASU's Whiteness Course

1/23/2015 - Hello, Millihelen

1/23/2015 - Rick Owens on Runway Dicks: 'I Love A Tiny Little Gesture'

1/23/2015 - J. Lo Explains the Allure of the Ugly-Hot Guy on WWHL!

1/23/2015 - Vanderbilt Rape Victim: Football Player Told Me He 'Took Care' of Me

1/23/2015 - Goodnight, Sweet Prince: SkyMall Files for Bankruptcy 

1/23/2015 - The Economist Appoints First Female Editor in Its 172-Year History

1/23/2015 - Lea Michele Once Barfed While Singing 'Let It Go'; We Need the Video

1/23/2015 - Train Advocates For Stealing From Elderly People in New Video

1/23/2015 - Quaker Oats Guy-Looking Energy Secretary Is Chill as Hell 

1/23/2015 - Beyoncé Kills Sales of Feyoncé Mugs on Etsy

1/23/2015 - Emma Watson at Davos: Women's Potential 'Astonishingly Untapped'

1/22/2015 - Man Wins Right to Pee All Over His Apartment Floor

1/22/2015 - Caption This Photo of the Enthusiasm of Michelle Obama

1/22/2015 - BEYHIVE ALERT: Michelle Williams Told Off Mike Huckabee to His Face  

1/22/2015 - Here's Where You Can Send Teresa Giudice Letters In Prison

1/22/2015 - Horrors: Jeopardy Contestant Mixes up Iggy Azalea and Azealia Banks

1/22/2015 - When Cats Can't Steal Dog Beds They Just Sleep on Dogs

1/22/2015 - Top Chef's Tom Colicchio Allegedly Stole Wages, Condoned Sexist Abuse

1/22/2015 - People Freak Out Over Nonexistent Topless Willow Smith Instagram Pic

1/22/2015 - Rand Paul Doesn't Know How to Spell 'Friendship'

1/22/2015 - Michelle Williams Is Drunk On Life

1/22/2015 - CBS Casts the Lead Role For Supergirl

1/22/2015 - Watch the Woman Who Ate Cereal Out of a Bathtub Interview Obama

1/22/2015 - Ladies!!! The CDC Says to Dial Back the Opioids!!!

1/22/2015 - Kendall Jenner Continues Her Steady Domination of the Fashion World

1/22/2015 - Even a Cunt Like Me Can't Hate on This Adorable Baby

1/22/2015 - Fifty Shades Getting All Your Fave Musicians Into Bondage, Rough Sex

1/22/2015 - Lindsey Graham Is Concerned with the 'Definitional Problem' of Rape

1/22/2015 - This Docuseries Put Fashion Bloggers to Work in a Sweatshop

1/22/2015 - Mockingjay Was the Top-Grossing Film of 2014

1/22/2015 - American Horror Story: Freak Show Finally Ends and Blood Is Everywhere

1/22/2015 - Taylor Swift Fans Forced to Adorn Themselves in Yolk to Win Her Love

1/22/2015 - Sorority Report #4: Sister-Approved Shades of Turquoise You Can Wear

1/22/2015 - The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Trailer Is Here and It's a Cult Classic

1/22/2015 - GQ: Let's Pretend Diplo Didn't Say This About Taylor Swift

1/22/2015 - American Hero Food Critic Marilyn Hagerty Reviews Her Local McDonald's

1/22/2015 - So Much Peen at the Rick Owens Menswear Show

1/22/2015 - After 7 Years in Jail, Salvadoran Woman Who Miscarried Is Pardoned

1/22/2015 - Did Rosie O'Donnell Just Shade The Talk?

1/22/2015 - Naomi Campbell Played a Cougar on Last Night's Empire

1/22/2015 - Woman, Subject: The Fall Is The Feminist Crime Show We've Been Wanting

1/22/2015 - The Sun Hasn't Gotten Rid of Topless Women After All

1/22/2015 - Very Blessed New Mom Wishes She Had Been Warned More About Blessings

1/22/2015 - Fifty Shades Writer Tried to Make Sure Movie Sucks as Much as the Book

1/22/2015 - Rejoice: The Batshit Miss Universe Costume Competition Is Back

1/22/2015 - Businessweek Depicts Abercrombie & Fitch as an Old Shirtless Man

1/22/2015 - U.S. Soccer Star Hope Solo in Trouble Again, Suspended for 30 Days

1/22/2015 - Surprise: The House Reps Arguing for Abortion Ban Were Almost All Men

1/22/2015 - Idiots Really Hated Jessica Chastain's Call for Diversity in Film

1/22/2015 - The Wedding Was Canceled. You Got Creative With Your Engagement Ring.

1/22/2015 - Male Presenter to Elite Female Tennis Player: 'Give Us a Twirl' 

1/22/2015 - Watch Jennifer Aniston and Jimmy Fallon Flip Lips, Get Weird 

1/21/2015 - Golden Retriever is Truly Baffled by Video of Golden Retriever 

1/21/2015 - Here is a Horrifying Fan-Made Video of the Fifty Shades Tampon Scene

1/21/2015 - House GOP Abruptly Drops Abortion Bill Debate 

1/21/2015 - Say Goodbye to Revenge and These Shows and Movies Netflix is Dropping [UPDATE]

1/21/2015 - Watch Amy Poehler Destroy the Lyrics to 'We Didn't Start the Fire'

1/21/2015 - Pizza: The Silent Child Killer

1/21/2015 - Jennifer Aniston on Brad and Angelina: 'Nobody Did Anything Wrong'

1/21/2015 - Pug and Kitten Fight Over Who's the Cutest

1/21/2015 - Who Is Timothy Simons?

1/21/2015 - Famed '60s Model Twiggy, Now in Her 60s, Becomes L'Oréal UK Ambassador

1/21/2015 - Republicans Shocked GOP Women Don't Just Do Whatever The Men Say

1/21/2015 - Kids React to The Sheer Terror That is Teddy Ruxpin

1/21/2015 - Navy Welcomes Women on Subs, Omits Guy Who Filmed Some in the Shower

1/21/2015 - Tennis Pro Breaks 'the Last Taboo,' Alludes to--GASP!--Her Period

1/21/2015 - This Week In Tabloids: Rihanna Says Leo Is 'The Best She's Ever Had'

1/21/2015 - Florida Politician's Bigamy Divorce Foiled By Leaking Breast Implants

1/21/2015 - Annie Lennox Says 'Strange Fruit' Controversy Was Overblown

1/21/2015 - Y/N: Christina Milian and Lil Wayne's 'Drunk in Love' Fails Miserably

1/21/2015 - Duke University Fraternity Suspended After Rape Allegation 

1/21/2015 - Accidental Beyoncé Disrupts Very Serious Business U.K. Cabinet Meeting

1/21/2015 - Shock of Shocks: Banning Abortion Would Cost Taxpayers a Shitload

1/21/2015 - Sorority Report #3: The Trouble With Black Peop- Uh, We Mean 'Randos'

1/21/2015 - Cool 1978 Teen Explains Why Music Sucks If You Can't Dance to It

1/21/2015 - Stunningly Perceptive Media Criticism From Iggy Azalea​

1/21/2015 - Something Good: Julie Andrews and Christopher Plummer to Reunite

1/21/2015 - The Weeknd's 50 Shades Video: Burlesque! Bondage! Dakota Johnson!

1/21/2015 - Popular Couples Activity: Lying About Money 

1/21/2015 - Rabbit Breeders Feel Totally Slut-Shamed By Pope Francis

1/21/2015 - Now You Can Wear Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Plastered Across Your Ass

1/21/2015 - Wanted: A Democrat to 'Unilaterally' & 'Relentlessly' Defend Abortion

1/21/2015 - J.Lo, My Queen, Blasts the 'Cougar' Double Standard on Ellen

1/21/2015 - 'Cannibal Cop' Gilberto Valle's Match.com Profile Seems Fake as Hell

1/21/2015 - GMA's Coverage of the Vanderbilt Rape Case Is Hot Buttered Garbage

1/21/2015 - Petty Man Builds Art Career By Shitting on Fitness Star Adrianne Ho

1/21/2015 - Kesha Steals Dinosaur, Is Caught Glitter-Handed

1/21/2015 - Hot Damn, Target Is Launching a Plus-Size Line That Might Be Fantastic

1/21/2015 - GOP SOTU Response Brings Up Immigration in Spanish, But Not in English

1/21/2015 - Larry Wilmore on Cosby Rape Allegations: 'That Motherfucker Did It'

1/21/2015 - Why Is Michelle Obama Pandering With This Michael Kors Shite?

1/20/2015 - Joni Ernst Responds to SOTU By Not Discussing It At All

1/20/2015 - No, Ruth Bader Ginsburg Was Not Napping During the SOTU

1/20/2015 - It's Jezebel's State of the Union Live Blog!

1/20/2015 - Millennials Try (Sometimes Fail) to Give Future Kids The Sex Talk

1/20/2015 - Well, Here's Another Man Who Paints Pictures With His Penis 

1/20/2015 - Katy Perry Sure Is Bulking Up For the Super Bowl

1/20/2015 - Funny or Die Apologizes for That Christian Bro Abortion Apology Video

1/20/2015 - God and Mortals Interact on Normal Subway Car

1/20/2015 - Dove Gives Curly-Haired Girls a Reason to Live in New Campaign

1/20/2015 - Columnist Is 'Ashamed' of Senator Uncle's Hideous Anti-Abortion Bill 

1/20/2015 - Hey, Quick Question: How Do I Get My Bush to Look Like This

1/20/2015 - Watch Jon Stewart Crush Mike Huckabee's Idiotic Anti-Beyoncé Argument

1/20/2015 - A Woman's Wish List for Tonight's State of the Union Address

1/20/2015 - Star Basketball Player Chokes to Death on Gum While Asleep

1/20/2015 - Bravo Had 'No Involvement' With Gross 'Black Wives Matter' RHOA Flyers

1/20/2015 - Advice from Scotland's Oldest Woman: Say Yes to Porridge, No to Men

1/20/2015 - There's a New Hot Trend in Hollywood—People of Color! 

1/20/2015 - Bro Calls Reporter 'Cunty' After She Questions His 'T&A' Art Project

1/20/2015 - Liberace Will FINALLY Tour as a Hologram

1/20/2015 - Megyn Kelly Is the Voice of Reason in Race Debate

1/20/2015 - Charli XCX and Rita Ora Go Full Thelma & Louise in New Video

1/20/2015 - Justin Timberlake's Restaurant Was Closed By a Literal River of Poop

1/20/2015 - Facebook Fuckery Is a Factor in a Third of UK Divorces

1/20/2015 - Sorority Report #2: Slather Yourself With Vaseline, 'No Natural Looks'

1/20/2015 - Florida Teen Successfully Posed as OB/GYN For an Entire Month 

1/20/2015 - Kim Kardashian, Saint, Gives to the Needy With Kim Kardashian Selfies

1/20/2015 - Chris the Bachelor Is Probably Bad at Sex

1/20/2015 - Watch the Broad City Ladies Charm Jimmy Kimmel Wearing Tuxedos

1/20/2015 - When the Opera Acts Like It's Never Seen a Black Person Before

1/20/2015 - Here's Why Donald Glover, Hero Artist, Is My New Crush

1/20/2015 - Today In Good Choices: Justin Bieber Will Be Roasted on Comedy Central

1/20/2015 - Yes, The Nightly Show Is Good, So Keep Watching

1/20/2015 - Vogue Is Trying So Very Hard To Make Dakota Johnson Happen

1/20/2015 - Not Watching Girls: Recap, Vol. 2

1/20/2015 - It's Time for Sorority Women to Have Their Own Damn Parties and Booze

1/20/2015 - Macy's Teams With Thalia: Retailers Still Trying to Crack Latina Code

1/20/2015 - Fucking Chill, Says Seth Rogen to American Sniper Tweet Backlash

1/20/2015 - Widow Pays $164,000 Per Year to Live on a Luxury Cruise Ship

1/20/2015 - Missed Connection: You Saved a Little Old Lady From a Robbery...Sexily

1/20/2015 - Watch JLo Flip Her Damn Lid Playing 'Catchphrase' With Jimmy Fallon

1/20/2015 - The Next Top Doctor In Pennsylvania Is A Transgender Woman

1/20/2015 - The Engagement Ended. What Did You Do With The Ring?

1/19/2015 - First Lady Inviting Ordinary People to Join Her For State of The Union

1/19/2015 - Cool Pope to Catholics: Oh My God, Please Stop Having So Many Kids

1/19/2015 - 9-Month-Old Dead After 5-Year-Old Brother Shoots Him in the Head

1/19/2015 - Twerking Is Over: This Video of a Woman Falling Out of Car Proves It

1/19/2015 - Amber Rose's Butt Now Does Everything in a String Bikini

1/19/2015 - Sexy Bratz Dolls Get Gentle Make-Unders Courtesy of Tasmanian Artist

1/19/2015 - Avril Lavigne Wants You to Know She's Still Very 'Rock n Roll'

1/19/2015 - Bad Online Date On Your Horizon? Fake Your Own Death Like This Woman

1/19/2015 - We're All Invited to Shakira's World Baby Shower

1/19/2015 - Pamela Adlon Is Working on a Pilot With Louis C.K.

1/19/2015 - Serial Killer Barbie Is the Best Role Model We Have Right Now

1/19/2015 - The Sun May Have Finally Stopped Featuring Topless Women

1/19/2015 - Dead Dudes We'd Have Sex With (When They Were Alive)

1/19/2015 - Tammy Duckworth Considers Challenging Mark Kirk For Senate Seat

1/19/2015 - Chuck C. Johnson Exposes Tea Party Wife's Infidelity, No One is Amused

1/19/2015 - Area Fuckers Really This Stupid Though

1/19/2015 - Hot Take Alert! Oscar Noms Are 'White Man Keeping the Brown Man Down'

1/19/2015 - More Preschool-Aged Children Than Policemen Killed by Guns Each Year

1/19/2015 - Let's Talk About Sex: Lady Mary Samples the Goods on Downton Abbey

1/19/2015 - Jeremy Jordan Nails Celine Dion Cover So Hard It's Clinically Dead Now

1/19/2015 - Lana Del Rey Drops New Track, 'Wait For Life'

1/19/2015 - 5th Grade Girls B-Ball Team Drinks From Tears of Their Male Opponents

1/19/2015 - 'They Were Truly Gone': Solving the Mysteries of the Dozier School

1/19/2015 - Anti-Gay Group Wants Kagan and Ginsburg to Recuse from Marriage Case

1/19/2015 - Nicki Minaj Showed Rare, Genuine Superstar Tears in My Time Again

1/19/2015 - Why Some Lilly Pulitzer Fans Flipped Shit Over That Target Collection

1/19/2015 - Horrible Customer Calls Host "Retarded," Brags About Leaving No Tip

1/19/2015 - Kid Skips Birthday Party, Mom Invoices Kid's Parents $25

1/19/2015 - Solange Honors Martin Luther King With Adorable and Poignant Video 

1/19/2015 - Everything Everyone Did Wrong on Last Night's Looking

1/19/2015 - Guess Where Judi Dench Has a Tattoo and Guess Who's Seen It

1/19/2015 - Wife, Sister-In-Law Found Cheating In Most Insane Live Update Ever

1/19/2015 - Woman Who Tried to Murder MLK Now Lives in a Nursing Home in Queens

1/19/2015 - Pope’s Philly Visit Causes Serious Wedding Hell

1/19/2015 - This Is What It's Like to Receive a Package of Glitter

1/19/2015 - American Sniper Promotes Unrealistic Beauty Standards for Babies

1/19/2015 - TLC Launches a Kickstarter to Fund Their Final Album

1/19/2015 - The Whitney Biopic Totally Glossed Over Her Drug Abuse

1/19/2015 - Here Are Some More Completely Absurd Restaurant Stories

1/19/2015 - Scottish Discover Crisis Pregnancy Centers, Are Confused and Horrified

1/19/2015 - Maroon 5's Smarmy Wedding-Crashing Video Was Totally Staged

1/19/2015 - Lena Dunham Hires the Real Life Olivia Pope

1/19/2015 - Pregnant Woman Has Emotional Breakdown Over Improperly Bagged Veggies

1/19/2015 - Double Dick Dude's Memoir Reads Like a 'Letters to Penthouse' Reject

1/19/2015 - McDonald's Customer Live-Tweets Incredible Hamburglar-esque Adventure

1/18/2015 - Proof Beyonce Was Never a Background Singer, Even When She Was One

1/18/2015 - Target's Checking Into the Strange Placement of Fifty Shades Sex Toys

1/18/2015 - Wish Feet Had Vaginas For Banging? Your Dreams Have Finally Come true!

1/18/2015 - Former Biggest Loser: It's a Fat Shaming Disaster, I Thought I Would Die

1/18/2015 - The Most Important Toddler Ever Asks Life's Most Important Question

1/18/2015 - Safe Driver Lindsay Lohan Now Peddling Car Insurance

1/18/2015 - Insane Principal Wants Students to Throw Canned Food at Intruders

1/18/2015 - California Teachers Now Openly Sexing Drunk Kids on The Beach

1/18/2015 - Irish Health Minister Publicly Announces He's Gay On National Radio

1/18/2015 - Tennis Queen Serena Williams To Blow Lid Off Australian Open

1/18/2015 -  Pussy Eaten Onstage at Punk Concert

1/18/2015 - Empire's Gay Black Son to 'Blow Lid Off Homophobia'

1/18/2015 - Mattress-Carrying Columbia Senior to Attend State of the Union

1/18/2015 - Mick Jagger Created a Scholarship in L'Wren Scott's Honor

1/18/2015 - 80-Year Old Grandma Becomes Priest Despite Law Saying She Can't

1/18/2015 - Julianne Hough and Vanessa Hudgens are Your New Sandy and Rizzo

1/18/2015 - Woman Accuses Cosby of Rape; Media Can't Shut Up About His Tour

1/18/2015 - Watch Justin Bieber and His Junk Get Spoofed on SNL

1/18/2015 - Miss Lebanon Tells Miss Israel to GTFO of Her Selfie

1/18/2015 - On The Fetishisation Of Gay Men By Women In The Slash Community

1/18/2015 - 'Stifler's Mom' Amber Rose Casually Poses in Bikini Made of String

1/17/2015 - Saturday Night Social: You Give Me The Sweetest Taboo

1/17/2015 - El Salvadoran Woman Denied Pardon in 30-Year Sentence for Miscarriage

1/17/2015 - Woman Who Maintained Innocence Publicly Beheaded in Mecca

1/17/2015 - Oprah to Do the Damn Thing and March in Selma on Sunday

1/17/2015 - Coming Soon: Hollywood Film About 20th Century Women Directed By A Man

1/17/2015 - YouTube CEO: 'Paid Maternity Is Good for Business'

1/17/2015 - Clueless Mom Doesn't Get Why Her Kids Hate Her

1/17/2015 - All Single-Use Bathrooms In Austin, Texas Are Now Gender-Neutral

1/17/2015 - Republican Congresswomen Object to Clause in GOP's New Abortion Bill

1/17/2015 - Christian Blogger Declares Leggings "Lustful" 

1/17/2015 - Academy President Responds to Criticism Over 2015 Oscar Nominations

1/17/2015 - Heroin-Laced Bible Plot Foiled by Dog 

1/17/2015 - Jennifer Aniston Is Done Answering Questions About Angelina Jolie

1/16/2015 - Valiant Mom Fights Antidepressant Side Effects With Her 'OrgasmQuest'

1/16/2015 - Solange Is Kind Of a Miranda July Stan 

1/16/2015 - CPS Threatens to Take Kids Because Parents Let Them Walk Home Alone

1/16/2015 - All Those Wacky Lifetime Movies Got Made Exactly As You Suspected

1/16/2015 - Taiwan's Water Supply Now Deliciously Full of Ecstasy and Special K

1/16/2015 - The Most Embarrassing Person You've Ever Had Sex With

1/16/2015 - My Whole Weekend Is Ruined Because I Am a Woman With Needs

1/16/2015 - Target Now Sells Fifty Shades Cock Rings Next to Kids' Toothbrushes 

1/16/2015 - Happy 41st, Kate Moss

1/16/2015 - Canadian Scientists Did Psychic Experiments on First Nations Kids 

1/16/2015 - President Obama Is Hosting a White House Screening of Selma

1/16/2015 - Chevy Chase and Martha Stewart Should Get Married

1/16/2015 - Supreme Court to Decide If Same-Sex Marriage Is a Constitutional Right

1/16/2015 - Shade Court: Lupita, a Confused People Magazine, and Grumpy Huckabee

1/16/2015 - Deborah Cox on Nailing Whitney's Classic Songs For the Lifetime Biopic

1/16/2015 - Where Is Ben Affleck FaceTiming Jennifer Garner From?

1/16/2015 - Jenny Slate Reps Reproductive Rights In Acceptance Speech 

1/16/2015 - The Wiz Is Coming to NBC As a Live Musical... Yay?

1/16/2015 - NBC Was Slow to Drop Cosby Because He Hadn't Raped Enough Women Yet

1/16/2015 - #FreetheDick, Bring Back #EggplantFriday

1/16/2015 - Sia's Face Covering Is Now Making Everybody Uncomfortable

1/16/2015 - Silk Gowns, Actual Men, and Tiny Armanis at the Critic's Choice Awards

1/16/2015 - Fifty Shades Tickets Are Selling Like Handcuff-Shaped Hotcakes 

1/16/2015 - Send Us Your Other Batshit Rush Week Emails

1/16/2015 - PornHub Glazes Winners of 'Ultimate' Theme Song Competition

1/16/2015 - Mindy Kaling Says She Doesn't 'Need' Marriage

1/16/2015 - These Knock-Off Wedding Gowns Are a Carnival of Horrors

1/16/2015 - Teen in Photo Having Sex with Rehtaeh Parsons: I Didn't 'Bully' Her

1/16/2015 - The Radiator: How to Make a Cocktail That Will Lift Your Winter Chill

1/16/2015 - John Boehner Issues Obama 'Takedown' Via Taylor Swift Gif Listicle

1/16/2015 - Who Said It: Nora Ephron or Brand-New WSJ Columnist Kendall Jenner?

1/16/2015 - Church Fires Unwed Mother For Refusing to Marry Fiancé

1/16/2015 - Kris Jenner Goes HAM On InTouch Over Transphobic Bruce Jenner Cover

1/16/2015 - Here's the State With the Highest Teacher to Student Sex Ratio

1/16/2015 - Daily Show's Jessica Williams Stupendously Pisses Off 'Fetal Attorney'

1/16/2015 - 25-Year-Old Taylor Swift Slips Booze to Her Teen Bestie Lorde

1/16/2015 - Florida Cops Caught Using Black Men's Mug Shots for Target Practice

1/16/2015 - Phantom of the Opera Star Sarah Brightman Is Going to Outer Space

1/16/2015 - Batshit Sorority Pledge Email 'Cannot Stress How Important Spanx Are'

1/16/2015 - The Disappearing Ama: Japan's Tough, Topless, Free-Diving Mermaids

1/15/2015 - Two Fraternities Accuse UVA of "Unfairly Punishing" Greeks 

1/15/2015 - Women Get Asked Stupid, Sexist Questions on the Red Carpet 

1/15/2015 - Mount Holyoke Cancels "The Vagina Monologues" For Transgender Students

1/15/2015 - Chris Brown's Probation Temporarily Revoked Over Nightclub Shootings 

1/15/2015 - Could Britain's First School For LGBT Students Make A Difference?

1/15/2015 - Adorable: The Cartoon Arthur Is Doing a Downton Abbey Parody

1/15/2015 - Nancy Grace Wants to Argue With 2 Chainz About Weed Again 

1/15/2015 - Homeless Women Are Often Denied the Simple Luxury of Pads and Tampons

1/15/2015 - Kid Named Malarkey Lied About Going to Heaven

1/15/2015 - Bethany Mota Gets to Interview the President Because YouTube

1/15/2015 - Man Who Had Wife Killed So He Could Be a Bondage Master Sentenced

1/15/2015 - Pig Testicle Mutilating Woman to Deliver State of the Union Response

1/15/2015 - Jessie Ware Kills It, Yet Again, With Cover of Labrinth's "Jealous"  

1/15/2015 - This Interview With a Woman Dating Her Father Will Haunt You Forever

1/15/2015 - Ellen Page, Connie Britton and More Sing in New Sleater-Kinney Video

1/15/2015 - Bethenny Frankel to Grow Weed That Keeps You Stoned and Skinny

1/15/2015 - Hey Guys, Happy to Be Here

1/15/2015 - Face Gyms Are Coming For All of Us 

1/15/2015 - Can Broad City Rape Rape Culture?

1/15/2015 - Yes, You Most Certainly Can Fire a Bridesmaid

1/15/2015 - Cheryl Boone Isaacs Doesn't Think the Academy Has a Diversity Problem

1/15/2015 - Hello, Kit Harington in This Jimmy Choo Ad, You Exceptional Human You

1/15/2015 - The Real Fully Loses Its Shit Over Tamera Mowry's Baby Gender Reveal

1/15/2015 - A Blowjob Bib, And Other Ridiculous Moments From Last Night's Empire

1/15/2015 - Prosecutors Accuse Vanderbilt Players of Laughing, Texting During Rape

1/15/2015 - ​

1/15/2015 - Pray This Creep Is Never Assigned As Your Partner for a Group Project

1/15/2015 - Patricia Arquette Paid Less For Boyhood Than Dog Walker, Babysitter

1/15/2015 - An Interview with Desiree Akhavan, Who Is Not the Next Lena Dunham

1/15/2015 - Woman Sues Because Massage-Promising Magic Tights Were 'Just Socks'

1/15/2015 - World Leaders Conspiring to Spoil Prince George Absolutely Rotten

1/15/2015 - Obama To Provide Federal Workers With Six Weeks Paid Parental Leave

1/15/2015 - LOFT Says We Misunderstood Their Hilarious Video About Binge Exercise

1/15/2015 - Rosie O'Donnell Says Rosie Perez Is Coming Back to The View 

1/15/2015 - Beautiful Butterfly Mariah Carey Announces Vegas Residency

1/15/2015 - Now We Can All Go to Cuba Without Having to Lie About It 

1/15/2015 - Naya Rivera Says She Knows That 'Ethnic' People Shower

1/15/2015 - Y/N: This Is Kelly Clarkson's (Mediocre) Heartbeat Song

1/15/2015 - Harvard's Hasty Pudding Names Chris Pratt Man of the Year

1/15/2015 - Lawmaker Introduces Legislation to Ban Cat-Declawing

1/15/2015 - Gwyneth Paltrow Sings Broadway Versions of Rap Songs on Tonight Show

1/15/2015 - 2015 Oscar Nominations Snub Basically Everybody Who Isn't a White Dude

1/14/2015 - Ellen DeGeneres's Response to Anti-Gay Writer is Basically Perfect

1/14/2015 - Kitten Goes to War with Teddy Bear; Victor Still Unclear

1/14/2015 - Cover Your Pet's Unsightly Butthole With These Adorable Accessories  

1/14/2015 - 'Ship Your Enemies Glitter' Is Begging People to Stop Using Them

1/14/2015 - Car Dealership Dicks Over Pizza Guy on Tip, it Backfires Massively

1/14/2015 - Report: Rosie Perez Out as Co-Host of The View 

1/14/2015 - Reign Actress Starts Feminist Website Celebrating Women's Sexuality

1/14/2015 - Widow of Jen Aniston's 'First Love': You Weren't There for His Illness

1/14/2015 - Surprise: Catholic Cardinal Blames Women for Church's Problems 

1/14/2015 - Mr. Feeny Is Still Kicking 

1/14/2015 - Hilary Duff Is Living in Brooklyn and Validating All My Life Choices

1/14/2015 - Up for Auction: Notes From Jackie O to Her Designers 

1/14/2015 - College Wrestling Coach Pens Batshit Blog on Son's Rape Case 

1/14/2015 - All the Best (And Worst) Remixes of Sophia Grace's 'Best Friends'

1/14/2015 - Justin Bieber's Stirring 'Padded Crotch' Defense: 'Photoshop lol' 

1/14/2015 - Woman Cuts Sister-In-Law's Hair Because Brother Could Have Done Better

1/14/2015 - This Week In Tabloids: Bruce Jenner Photoshopped Into Contoured Lady

1/14/2015 - Ebola Is Temporarily Halting Female Genital Mutilation in Sierra Leone

1/14/2015 - Teen Bully to Dr. Phil: 'Somebody Has to Tell People They're Ugly'

1/14/2015 - Jazmine Sullivan Capes for the Messy, Complex Women of Reality TV

1/14/2015 - Lots of Americans Say Double Standards Are Still Holding Women Back 

1/14/2015 - Adam Levine Ruins Perfectly Nice Weddings in New Maroon 5 Video

1/14/2015 - Bad Neighbors Terrorize Deathly-Ill Girl's Nurse Over Parking Space

1/14/2015 - Double Crap: Fifty Shades of Grey Stars Can't Fucking Stand Each Other

1/14/2015 - FKA Twigs Explores Bondage, Fetish in New Video

1/14/2015 - This Michelle Rodriguez/Milla Jovovich Interview Is Bonkers

1/14/2015 - Manly Christian Bros 'Apologize' for Letting Their Women Get Abortions

1/14/2015 - LAPD Seek New Leads in Near Two Decades Old Teardrop Rapist Case

1/14/2015 - John Boehner House Immigration Speech Summary: (Grown Man Shits Pants)

1/14/2015 - Ladies in Red, Print and Sheer Converge at Elle's Women in TV Event

1/14/2015 - Here’s How the Jem and the Holograms Creator Was Cut Out of the Movie

1/14/2015 - Joanna Krupa Is Suing Brandi Glanville Over 'Smelly Pussy' Comments

1/14/2015 - Stop Being Gross on the Train, Yell New NYC Subway Ads

1/14/2015 - Garbagehead Doo-Doo Face: The Evolution of Parks & Rec's Leslie Knope

1/14/2015 - Beauty Queen Died During Liposuction Procedure She Won As Prize 

1/14/2015 - Dance Moms Fans React in Totally Normal, Sane Way to Essay About Them

1/14/2015 - Jessica Chastain Explains Her Bill Cosby Golden Globes Reaction Face

1/14/2015 - NASCAR Driver Kurt Busch Claims Ex-Girlfriend Is a Trained Assassin 

1/14/2015 - Things That Weigh 20 Pounds: A Baby, a Dog and Each of These Breasts

1/14/2015 - No You Don't Need To Buy a Shirt with Kurt Cobain’s Suicide Note On It

1/14/2015 - 'Humble' Kenya Moore Enraged That Lupita Wouldn't Take a Pic With Her

1/14/2015 - Chris Hemsworth Soaks His Shirt, America's Panties During Tonight Show

1/14/2015 - Nancy Grace and 2 Chainz Should Get Married

1/14/2015 - Help Frozen's Anna Give Birth to Her Baby in This Bizarre as Fuck App

1/13/2015 - Church Abruptly Halts Woman's Funeral Because She Was Gay

1/13/2015 - Taylor Swift Fan Recreates Polaroids From 1989; Swift is Overjoyed

1/13/2015 - Finally the 'Honest Trailer' for Gone Girl Is Here

1/13/2015 - Now Streaming: VESSEL, A Doc About the Law-Defying Abortion Ship

1/13/2015 - Signatures To Repeal Houston's LGBT Ordinance Full Of Same Handwriting

1/13/2015 - Naya Rivera Says White People Shower a Lot More Than Ethnic People

1/13/2015 - Maryland Court of Special Appeals to Consider Adnan Syed's Case

1/13/2015 - Zach Braff Will Give Your Kids Anxiety 

1/13/2015 - French Bulldog Puppy Heroically Reclaims Bed from Evil Cat

1/13/2015 - Yay for You: Wahlburgers Opening Everywhere, But Especially New York!

1/13/2015 - It's Crappy Tuesday So Here's a New Song From Gal Pals

1/13/2015 - Eyeroll: Amal's Globes Look Reminded Kathy Griffin of a 'Porn Scene'

1/13/2015 - Woman Cuts off Husband's Penis Twice, Then Throws It Out a Window

1/13/2015 - Here Are the 36 Questions That Will Allegedly Make You Fall in Love

1/13/2015 - What the Hell Did Kerry Washington Get Shonda Rhimes For Her Birthday?

1/13/2015 - Elizabeth Warren Is Not Running for President, Says Elizabeth Warren

1/13/2015 - Eddie Huang Details the Vexing Process of Making Fresh Off the Boat

1/13/2015 - Kim Kardashian's Game Isn't Going to Make All That Money After All

1/13/2015 - Melissa McCarthy Gamely Tries Some Espionage in This Spy Trailer

1/13/2015 - The Number of Female Directors in Hollywood Is Dismal 

1/13/2015 - After Much Hand-Wringing, Ann Curry to Leave NBC

1/13/2015 - Your Smartphone Is Turning You Into an Ugly Jowl-Monster

1/13/2015 - Mike Huckabee Thinks Somebody Gives a Shit About His Beyoncé Opinions 

1/13/2015 - Ben & Jerry's Just Released Cookie Butter Core Ice Cream

1/13/2015 - The Terrifying Instagram World of the Tweenage Dance Moms Fans

1/13/2015 - Incredible All-Woman Showtime Panel Drops Truth Bombs About TV Sex

1/13/2015 - Gillian Flynn May Not Be Done Writing About Gone Girl's Nick and Amy 

1/13/2015 - Zooey Deschanel Is Pregnant With a Manic Pixie Dream Baby

1/13/2015 - Nicki Minaj vs. Her Ex Safaree Samuels: He Says He Co-Wrote Her Raps

1/13/2015 - Kamala Harris Declares Her Bid for California Senate, We Cheer

1/13/2015 - Fred Armisen Wants To Be A Sleater-Kinney Roadie, Can't Lift Anything

1/13/2015 - Sophia Amoruso Out As CEO At NastyGal 

1/13/2015 - Debate Rages Over Whether The Bachelor Censored a Woman's Hairy Ass

1/13/2015 - Nah, Rihanna: A History of 'Vogue' Exploiting Queer People of Color

1/13/2015 - Steubenville Superintendent Resigns to Avoid Criminal Charges

1/13/2015 - 80-Year-Old Nabs $326M Lotto Win Thanks to His Wife's Backseat Driving

1/13/2015 - Can You Axe Someone From the Wedding Party?

1/13/2015 - Should You Really Marry Your Best Friend?

1/13/2015 - Here's What to Expect From That Woody Allen Series Coming to Amazon

1/13/2015 - Prayers Answered: Video of the Jamie Lynn Spears Knife Fight Is Here

1/13/2015 - 23-Year-Old McConaughey Is Blindingly Hot In Dazed & Confused Audition

1/13/2015 - Ultra Orthodox Newspaper Photoshops Angela Merkel Out of Paris March 

1/13/2015 - Vanderpump Rules Wonders: Did Jax Sleep With a Dude or What?

1/13/2015 - Local Woman Appears on Television

1/13/2015 - Oscar the Grouch Finally Teams Up With Garbage Rapper Macklemore

1/12/2015 - Here's a Chicken Purring Like a Goddamn Kitten For Your Entertainment

1/12/2015 - Caption This Golden Globe Pic of Amy Adams and Christoph Waltz

1/12/2015 - Chart Shows Which Celebs Post the Most Pics on Instagram 

1/12/2015 - Swedes Are Going Nuts For This Kids' Song About Genitals

1/12/2015 - Kitten Will Do Everything It Can to Stop Cop From Writing Ticket

1/12/2015 - Is Reese Witherspoon's Mom a Bot or Just at Peak Mom?

1/12/2015 - Tiffany & Co's New Gay Engagement Campaign Features Real Gay People

1/12/2015 - Horrors: Teresa Giudice Has to Make Her Own Bed in Prison

1/12/2015 - Margaret Cho: 'I'm Playing the Rice Card' 

1/12/2015 - Hey, Quick Question: Why Does This Dog Look Exactly Like John Travolta

1/12/2015 - Fashion World Enraptured By John Galliano's Dumb New Collection 

1/12/2015 - Clinic Where Joan Rivers Died Loses Federal Accreditation 

1/12/2015 - Not Watching Girls: Recap, Volume 1

1/12/2015 - Sugar Daddy Website Shockingly Not So Popular With College Women

1/12/2015 - Cosmo Is Taking Over the World, One International Website at a Time

1/12/2015 - UVA Fraternity at Center of Rolling Stone Rape Story Fully Reinstated

1/12/2015 - Oops, Alessandra Stanley Misgendered the Lead Character of Transparent

1/12/2015 - Watch Nicki Minaj's Flowing Roberto Cavalli Fashion Campaign

1/12/2015 - Bethenny Frankel's Gotta Sit Down and Chat With Some Lawyers

1/12/2015 - These $108 Lululemon Meditation Beads Seem Worth It

1/12/2015 - BREAKING: Did Rihanna and Leo DiCaprio 'Swap Spit' at Playboy Mansion?

1/12/2015 - Pennsylvania Pol: Disgraced Attorney General Is a Woman, 'Not a Lady'

1/12/2015 - Woman Gets House Arrest in Craigslist Rape Revenge Case

1/12/2015 - This Hippo Is Me

1/12/2015 - Ellen Craft, the Slave Who Posed as a Master and Made Herself Free

1/12/2015 - Chill Pope Says Go Ahead, Breastfeed in the Sistine Chapel

1/12/2015 - Vanderbilt Rape Case May Hinge on the Spelling of 'Quesadilla'

1/12/2015 - Golden Globes Afterparties: Garden Variety Glam and Oscar Test Runs

1/12/2015 - Muslim Hero Held 90 Minutes Before Cops Believed He'd Saved Hostages

1/12/2015 - Here's Everything Everyone Did Wrong on Last Night's Looking

1/12/2015 - Watch All the Most Awkward Moments of the Golden Globes Red Carpet 

1/12/2015 - Fourth Grade Girls Planned to Murder Teacher With Hand Sanitizer 

1/12/2015 - The Best, Most Indulging Tweets, Selfies & More From the Golden Globes

1/12/2015 - Restaurant Employees Who Were Entirely Out of Fucks to Give

1/12/2015 - Beyoncé's Best Friend Michelle Williams Says Beyoncé Is Not Pregnant

1/12/2015 - Counterpoint: 'Shocking' Ass-Eating Scene on Girls Was Bad and Dumb

1/12/2015 - A Short But Glorious Look at Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s New Film

1/12/2015 - Saks Stands Up For Its Right To Discriminate Against Trans Employees 

1/12/2015 - Michael Keaton's Son Wins Most Bangable Son at the Golden Globe Awards

1/12/2015 - Kids Who Were in Same Wedding Once Tie Knot 20 Years Later

1/12/2015 - Check This New Trailer for House of Cards Season 3 

1/12/2015 - Fake Sex Tape Hoax Targets Rita Ora

1/12/2015 - The Real Story of Why This Dog Was Abandoned With a Suitcase of Toys

1/12/2015 - What Horror Could Possibly Have Broken the Spirit of Mark Shrayber?

1/12/2015 - AZ Lawmaker: McDonald's Is "a Luxury," Screw the Homeless and Disabled

1/11/2015 - Aziz Ansari Calls Rupert Murdoch a Racist Piece of Shit on Twitter

1/11/2015 - Here Are Your 2015 Golden Globes Winners

1/11/2015 - McDonald's Released an Amazingly WTF Commercial and Now My Brain Hurts

1/11/2015 - Lily Tomlin: 'Men, At Last, Are Getting the Recognition They Deserve'

1/11/2015 - Shut Up, I Love Kristen Wiig's Ridiculous '70s Dress

1/11/2015 - What Is Jemima Kirke Wearing, Though

1/11/2015 - Meanwhile, Martha

1/11/2015 - The Transparent Creator's Acceptance Speech Was a Win In Itself 

1/11/2015 - Amazing Gina Rodriguez Wins Golden Globe for Best Actress in a Comedy

1/11/2015 - Tina Fey & Amy Poehler Burn the Fuck Outta Bill Cosby at Golden Globes

1/11/2015 - Watch Amal and George Clooney Blink While Giuliana Rancic Does a Shot

1/11/2015 - It's Our Golden Globes Liveblog, Ya Sluts!

1/11/2015 - Lena Dunham Says She Deleted Twitter Because of 'Deranged Neo-Cons'

1/11/2015 - Charlie Sheen Calls Kim Kardashian's Ass "Giggly," Among Other Insults

1/11/2015 - Woman Awakes After Party to Find a Dick Tattooed on Her Shoulder

1/11/2015 - Every Dern Look From The 72nd Golden Globes Red Carpet 

1/11/2015 - Blake Lively Lied To Amber Tamblyn About Giving Birth 

1/11/2015 - Anita Ekberg, Star of La Dolce Vita, Dies at 83

1/11/2015 - Man Finds Soul of the Damned in His McDonald's Sundae

1/11/2015 - Uncle Joe Biden Is Not Creepy, Says Girl Biden Kinda Creeped On

1/11/2015 - Jane The Virgin is Renewed, Ready to Own Golden Globes

1/11/2015 - Police Arrest Female Motorist Drunk on Vanilla Extract 

1/11/2015 - 'Indignation. Resistance. Solidarity.' 3 Million March in Paris

1/11/2015 - Beyoncé Spends Day at Beach, Casually Hints She's Pregnant

1/11/2015 - Tech Exec Sues Craigslist After Ad Accuses Him of Being a Cheater

1/11/2015 - Montana Woman Gives Birth to Terrifying Identical Triplets

1/11/2015 - CA Restaurant Hates Yelp More Than You or I Could Hate Anything

1/11/2015 - Oregon Medicaid Now Covers Transgender Medical Expenses

1/11/2015 - Those Justin Bieber 'Before Photoshop' Pictures Were Fake as Hell

1/10/2015 - Saturday Night Social: The Night Belongs to Bernadette Peters' Emotions

1/10/2015 - Kim Kardashian Gets Another Vogue Cover 

1/10/2015 - Charlize Theron Reportedly Negotiated Equal Pay For Upcoming Movie

1/10/2015 - Boko Haram Uses Little Girl as Suicide Bomber

1/10/2015 - Meryl Streep Lost Role Because She's Horribly Ugly

1/10/2015 - White Dudes Still Get Majority of Entry-Level TV Directing Jobs

1/10/2015 - Gay Marriage Is Coming To Texas, So Texas Throws A Temper Tantrum

1/10/2015 - Hot Feminist Trend: Leaving it All Behind

1/10/2015 - Tampons in Argentina Cost $30 a Box, If You Can Get Them

1/10/2015 - Woman Gives Birth an Hour After Learning She's Pregnant

1/10/2015 - Heroic Grocery Clerk Saved Hostages During Parisian Market Siege

1/10/2015 - George Zimmerman Arrested on Assault Charges—Again

1/9/2015 - Poll: Would You Eat This Dress? 

1/9/2015 - Whitney Cummings and Brian Williams Make a Cute Couple 

1/9/2015 - 1 in 3 College Men Admit They Would Rape, If We Don't Call It 'Rape'

1/9/2015 - What's the Dumbest Way You've Ever Gotten Hurt?

1/9/2015 - Watch Rita Ora and Others Explain What It Means to Be a Superstar

1/9/2015 - Let's Get These Joan Didion Jackets for Our Feisty Girl Gang

1/9/2015 - Golden Globes Website Lists Selma As Winner Two Days Early 

1/9/2015 - The Right Way to Make a Hard Choice: Just Pick Something and Relax

1/9/2015 - Here's José González Covering TLC's 'Waterfalls'

1/9/2015 - Ugh to This LOFT Ad About Frantically Binge-Exercising in Saran Wrap 

1/9/2015 - Praise Your Toothy Vagina With Big Momma's New Video, 'Dentata'

1/9/2015 - Pitbull: 'Every Single Year of My Life Has Been About the Booty'

1/9/2015 - Kendrick Lamar Believes in Both Iggy and the Rapture

1/9/2015 - Shade Court: Calvin Klein Wars, Pregnancy Tests and Pint-Sized Shade

1/9/2015 - Boko Haram Massacre Kills Up to 2,000, Mostly Women, Children, Elderly

1/9/2015 - Vacuum Therapy Is the Most Horrific Way to Get the Butt Of Your Dreams

1/9/2015 - Definitely Splurge On Jeremy Scott's Gigantic Shoe-Shaped Perfume 

1/9/2015 - How Female Animals Choose Which Male Animals Get to Bang Them

1/9/2015 - 'Did That Hurt?' And Other Songs from the Fifty Shades Soundtrack

1/9/2015 - Can Cops Beat Their 2014 Low Points 9 Days into 2015? They're Trying!

1/9/2015 - Teen Goes on Creepy Twitter Campaign to Take Friend's Hot Mom to Prom

1/9/2015 - Bridal Shop Closing Due to Ebola Nurse's Visit May Be Saved After All

1/9/2015 - The U.S. Gets a 'C' For Reproductive Rights, Which Seems Generous

1/9/2015 - Joni Mitchell Revealed As Saint Laurent's Newest Campaign Model

1/9/2015 - VH1's Sorority Sisters Reality Show Gets Two Sisters Booted From AKA

1/9/2015 - Hero Splices All of Jessica Fletcher's Epiphanies on Murder She Wrote

1/9/2015 - It's Too Cold for Even the Fucking Penguins

1/9/2015 - Going Green: How to Make a Cocktail for the New Year, the New You

1/9/2015 - All Girls' High School Retouches Photos to Make Students Look Thinner

1/9/2015 - Madonna Uses French Hostage Crisis to Promote Her New Album

1/9/2015 - Sophia Grace, 11, Named Best Rapper Alive

1/9/2015 - Joe Biden: Barbara Boxer Has Been 'My Soul Mate in the Senate'

1/9/2015 - Miranda Kerr Manages to Make Normal Dating Advice Sound Insane

1/9/2015 - Is This the Un-Retouched Photo of Justin Bieber's Calvin Klein Shoot?

1/8/2015 - Walmart Nixes Engagement Pic With Shotgun for Promoting Gang Culture  

1/8/2015 - Cosby Makes Rape Joke: You Have to be Careful Drinking Around Me

1/8/2015 - Concern Troll Mike Huckabee Thinks Jay Z 'Arguably' Pimps Out Beyoncé

1/8/2015 - Dog's Face Says "I've Made a Huge Mistake" Right Before Falling on Kid

1/8/2015 - Did Jessica Lange Just Shade Matthew McConaughey?

1/8/2015 - Starbucks is Serving Some Weird Australian Coffee Thing or Whatever

1/8/2015 - Would Olivia Pope Drive a Pimped Out Prius? 

1/8/2015 - Squirting Update: That's Just Pee, Maybe

1/8/2015 - 'Every Internet Conversation With Dudes' Is So Totally Perfect

1/8/2015 - Prove to Me That Kim Kardashian Didn't Just Murder a Polar Bear.

1/8/2015 - Victoria Beckham Is Comedy Gold 

1/8/2015 - Jia Loves Clickhole and Totally Gets It

1/8/2015 - Our Stunning Makeup Transitions Take You from Blah to Celeb-Level Glam

1/8/2015 - The Kate Dries/ Kara Brown/ Maddie Davies Feud Continues to Escalate

1/8/2015 - Love Is Dead: Bachelorette Couple Andi and Josh Have Split Up

1/8/2015 - Teen Removed From Home, Forced to Undergo Chemo Against Her Will

1/8/2015 - TheeSatisfaction Give Funky 'Recognition' in New Art House Clip

1/8/2015 - Filipino Traffic Police Forced To Wear Adult Diapers For Papal Visit

1/8/2015 - All the Men You'll Meet on the Way to That Feminist Boyfriend

1/8/2015 - Get Excited to Watch Julianne Moore Flip Out in Maps to the Stars

1/8/2015 - This Glowing Review For Personal Lubricant Is Intense as Fuck

1/8/2015 - Harry Potter Train Platform Marriage Proposal Nearly Thwarted 

1/8/2015 - Here's Charli XCX's New Single 'Doing It,' Now With Extra Rita Ora

1/8/2015 - There Were So Many Fly Children at The People's Choice Awards

1/8/2015 - Kids at a Wedding: Nay Nay Nay (But Sometimes Yea)

1/8/2015 - Mother-Daughter Team Allegedly Conned Millions Out of Tree Farm Heir

1/8/2015 - Moschino Brutally Amputates Model's Leg in the Name Of Steez

1/8/2015 - Did Barbara Boxer Drop a Hillary 2016 Hint In Her Retirement Video?

1/8/2015 - Chris Pratt Tears Up When Talking About His Terribly Polite Son

1/8/2015 - 'What Do You Mean, It Jammed': A Harrowing Journey to IUD City

1/8/2015 - Here's Proof That Men Who Say They're 'Too Big' For Condoms Are Liars

1/8/2015 - Watch This Woman Learn Her Antique Baseball Cards Are Worth a Fortune

1/8/2015 - I'm Not Trying To Ruin Your Day, But Koalas Are Dying 

1/8/2015 - Turn Up at Every Age With Nordic Pop Star Rebekka Karijord's New Video

1/8/2015 - NYPD Wrongly Accuse Mayor's Wife of Wearing Jeans to Cop's Funeral 

1/8/2015 - Model Who Posed With Bieber Getting Death Threats For Touching His D

1/8/2015 - Watch Captain America Help Walk National Treasure Betty White on Stage

1/8/2015 - Enormous Snake Slithers Out of Toilet; Your Nightmares Are Real

1/8/2015 - Rick Ross Got a Cazal Face Tattoo, Discuss

1/8/2015 - ​​​Is Russell Crowe a Dick? Meryl Streep and Jessica Chastain Weigh In

1/8/2015 - Bill Cosby Had a 'Wonderful Time' Doing Stand-Up in Ontario Last Night

1/8/2015 - Viola Davis Expertly Shades the New York Times In Acceptance Speech

1/8/2015 - Your Guide to How Ungodly Cold It Is Outside Right Now

1/8/2015 - Lisa Bonet: The Cosby Show Kid Who Got Away

1/8/2015 - Bridal Shop Goes Out of Business After Visit From Nurse With Ebola

1/7/2015 - Craigslist Texas Ad Offers Sublet "Possibly Haunted" by Frat Boys

1/7/2015 - Tina Fey, Conan O'Brien Speak Out About Charlie Hebdo Attack

1/7/2015 - Boy Lays Some Harsh Truth on Little Brother About His Emotions

1/7/2015 - Disney's Gaston Still Not Done; Takes on Little Girl in Arm Wrestling 

1/7/2015 - Phylicia Rashad on Cosby: 'Forget These Women' Was a Misquote

1/7/2015 - Giada De Laurentiis Says Rumors She Cheated Are Total Bullshit 

1/7/2015 - Somebody Please Quench Kirstie Alley's Thirst

1/7/2015 - Raven-Symoné Is a Beautiful Bird of Paradise

1/7/2015 - Woman On Heroin Smuggles Gun Into Jail Via Vagina, Is Basically Magic

1/7/2015 - Study: Men Who Post Tons of Selfies Have Psychopathic Tendencies

1/7/2015 - Rogue Boob Makes Surprise Appearance on Wedding Ringer Red Carpet

1/7/2015 - Purveyor of Hammy Vintage Lady-Memes Anne Taintor Finally Gets Sued   

1/7/2015 - ​Y/N: Ellie Goulding's Fifty Shades Song Is Emo Rom-Com Goodness

1/7/2015 - Unemployed Women Take Care of People While Unemployed Dudes Watch TV

1/7/2015 - This Week in Tabloids: The Queen to Kate: 'Bitch Y Aren't U Fat Yet'

1/7/2015 - Joan Didion Couldn't Care Less That You're Excited About Her Céline Ad

1/7/2015 - Jameis Winston's Accuser Files Federal Title IX Lawsuit Against FSU

1/7/2015 - On Their First Day Back, Congress Introduces Abortion Ban

1/7/2015 - What the Hell Happened on Watch What Happens Live! Last Night?

1/7/2015 - Detroit Program Seeks Private Donations to Test 11,000 Rape Kits

1/7/2015 - America Successfully Gives NFL No Motivation to Change a Goddamn Thing

1/7/2015 - Jamie Dornan Tied His Dick Up Like a 'Bag of Grapes' for Fifty Shades

1/7/2015 - Taraji P. Henson's Evil, Lovable 'Cookie' Makes Empire Worth a Watch

1/7/2015 - Watch Astonished Kids Learn Where Babies Come From (Not 'The Butt')

1/7/2015 - Hi, Haters: The U.S. Department of Justice Blocks Jezebel 

1/7/2015 - Sparkle, Shine, and Couples' Pantsuits at Lifetime's Whitney Premiere

1/7/2015 - Dear Teens: Stop Putting Your Sex Selfies on Twitter, You Idiots 

1/7/2015 - Sia's New Video With Shia LeBeouf & Maddie Ziegler Is Bananas

1/7/2015 - Lady Killers: Tillie Klimek, High Priestess of the Bluebeard Clique

1/7/2015 - This DGAF Strategy Is the Only Way to Win the Dreaded Bouquet Toss

1/7/2015 - These Donnie Loves Jenny Ads Are Offensive to Romance Novels

1/7/2015 - A Thrilling, Well-Produced Local News Segment

1/7/2015 - The Wet Seal Employees Who Protested Lay-Offs All Got Fired

1/7/2015 - UVA Students Caught in Shitstorm of What Other People Think Will Help

1/7/2015 - Woman's Decomposing Corpse Found Chilling In Family Home a Year Later

1/7/2015 - Get Excited for This Celebratory 'Notorious R.B.G.' Biography

1/7/2015 - Explosion at NAACP Building in Colorado Was a Bomb

1/7/2015 - Justin Bieber's Crotch: Padded or Nah?

1/7/2015 - Tabloids Awkwardly Dance Around Calling Kristen Stewart a Lesbian

1/7/2015 - Agent Carter: The Red Lipsticked Hero We've Been Waiting For

1/7/2015 - Cool Dad Throws Daughter 'Playboy' Party, Everything Goes Really Well!

1/7/2015 - And Here Is Allison Janney Doing Her Disco Stewardess Dance 

1/7/2015 - Phylicia Rashad Attacks Cosby Accusers: 'Forget These Women' 

1/6/2015 - Craigslist Dude Wants Hot Roommate/GF Who Will Follow Insane Demands

1/6/2015 - We're Pretty Sure This Florida Woman Doesn't Live on "EAT ASS" Street

1/6/2015 - Shirtless Jared Leto With Fanny Pack Wants to Sell You His Fanny Pack 

1/6/2015 - Here's a Video Explaining Why Beyoncé Is Definitely An Alien

1/6/2015 - Meet Ruby Rose, Orange Is The New Black's New Hottie

1/6/2015 - 'Bitch Slap:' The Ladies of Downton Abbey Play Cards Against Humanity

1/6/2015 - Russia Now Has People Dealing Illicit Cheese As If It Was A Narcotic

1/6/2015 - Waterbeds May Be Our Only Weapons Against Our Cat Overlords

1/6/2015 - GOP Politician Threatens Journo; Newspaper Publicly Mocks Him

1/6/2015 - Geena Davis to Launch Film Festival Dedicated to Diversity 

1/6/2015 - Girls' Gaby Hoffmann Made Delicious Smoothies Out of Her Placenta​

1/6/2015 - Amy Poehler Has Been Crowned Hasty Pudding's Woman of the Year

1/6/2015 - Kristen Bell Has Very Chill Reaction to Twitter Hack 

1/6/2015 - Sophia Grace, Tiny Rap Queen, Drops Empowerment Banger 'Best Friends'

1/6/2015 - Antibiotics For Acne Just Aren't Working Like They Used To

1/6/2015 - Topless Aliens Introduce Panda Bear's New Album Because, Sex.

1/6/2015 - Rose McGowan Calls on Hollywood to Embrace More Female Voices

1/6/2015 - Virginia Ex-Gov Bob McDonnell Gets 2 Years In Prison 

1/6/2015 - Woman named 'McBurnie' Arrested for Arson

1/6/2015 - Is This Justin Bieber Calvin Klein Ad Not Sexy?

1/6/2015 - Someone Please Help Nancy Pelosi Escape This John Boehner Kiss

1/6/2015 - Man Sets House on Fire While Trying to Boil His Dildos Clean

1/6/2015 - The Most Batshit Quotes From Rolling Stone's Marilyn Manson Profile

1/6/2015 - Watch This Panda Cub Roll Around in the Snow Like a Drunk Teddy Bear

1/6/2015 - Joan Didion Is Céline's Newest Model

1/6/2015 - Phyllis Schlafly: College Women Get Raped Because They Go to College

1/6/2015 - C. Wonder, Chris Burch's Revenge Emporium, Is Officially Kaput 

1/6/2015 - Groups That Are More Diverse Than Our 80% White, 80% Male Congress

1/6/2015 - Watch Martha Stewart Juice the Shit Out of a Very Large Cucumber

1/6/2015 - Michele Serros, Poet, Author, Chicana Role Model, Has Died at 48

1/6/2015 - A Chat with Alexandra Billings, Trans Activist & Transparent Actress

1/6/2015 - Rumor: Blake Lively Is a Big Baby Name Copycat

1/6/2015 - Obit of Bess Myerson Is a Vivid, Splashy Must-Read

1/6/2015 - Red Dresses, More Pants!, and Real Life BFFs at the Girls Premiere

1/6/2015 - GQ Put a Baby Who Can't Dress Himself on Their Best Dressed List

1/6/2015 - Love Is Roadkill: Nicholas Sparks and His Wife Have Separated

1/6/2015 - Is This Man Too Rich and Handsome To Have Murdered His Father? (No.)

1/6/2015 - The Lemon Cake Male Objectification Experiment

1/6/2015 - Dammit, Stop Using the Amish as an Excuse Not to Vaccinate Your Kids 

1/6/2015 - Gone Girl Murder Scene Required 36 Pairs of Underwear, So Much Blood

1/6/2015 - Uzo Aduba Lands the Lead Role in a Race Drama Based on Roots

1/6/2015 - Suze Orman Shows Up to Support Florida Same Sex Weddings 

1/6/2015 - Watch All the Most Cringeworthy Greetings From The Bachelor Premiere

1/6/2015 - Kids at a Wedding, Yea or Nay?

1/6/2015 - Princeton Mom: Most Rape and Molestation Is Just 'Bad Manners'

1/6/2015 - Jimmy Fallon Got Bradley Cooper to Play Air Guitar Like a Cute Dork

1/6/2015 - Are Katy Perry and John Mayer Doing Sex Again?

1/6/2015 - Game of Thrones is Coming to IMAX! AHHH

1/6/2015 - 'Elders' React to Kim Kardashian's Ass Breaking the Internet

1/6/2015 - War on Slobwave: Oklahoma Legislators Want to Ban Hoodies

1/5/2015 - Evil Cat Steals French Bulldog Puppy's Bed, Puppy Tries to Get it Back

1/5/2015 - Politician Resigns After Saying A Woman Was Too Ugly To Be Rape Victim

1/5/2015 - Ellen DeGeneres Caught Portia de Rossi Doing the Jane Fonda Workout

1/5/2015 - Watch Teresa Giudice's Final Interview Before Prison

1/5/2015 - Dudebros Pull Off One of the Greatest Jenga Trick Moves of All Time

1/5/2015 - Keshia Knight Pulliam on Cosby: Ultimately They're Just Allegations

1/5/2015 - This Cat Loves Olives More Than You Could Ever Love Anything 

1/5/2015 - Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden Are Getting Married Right Now, Probably

1/5/2015 - Rene Russo Explains Why You Haven't Been Seeing Nearly Enough of Her

1/5/2015 - Justin Bieber, the Voice Of a Generation, Speaks

1/5/2015 - Ravens QB Joe Flacco Left a 75% Tip at a Restaurant in Pittsburgh

1/5/2015 - Radar Online Gets a Syndicated Television Series

1/5/2015 - All the Places the New Victoria's Secret Swimwear Will Chafe You

1/5/2015 - Some Suggestions Should Blake Lively Really Launch 'Preserve Baby'

1/5/2015 - Jeb Bush Not Happy for Gorgeous, Legally Wedded Lesbians 

1/5/2015 - How to Have Maintenance Sex

1/5/2015 - The Black Eyed Peas Heard Your Prayers and Are Working on New Music

1/5/2015 - More Than 200 New Abortion Restrictions Have Passed Since 2010 

1/5/2015 - Lazy Sloths Rejoice: Fashion Officially Wants You To Dress Like a Slob

1/5/2015 - Jilted Groom Wants to Take You on His Ruined Honeymoon

1/5/2015 - Beyoncé Vacation Instagram Is the Best Instagram

1/5/2015 - Girl Scouts to Release New Cookie Flavors, Blow Your Goddamned Mind

1/5/2015 - Famous Baby Gets Carried by Big Sean on Vacation

1/5/2015 - Taylor Swift Has a Subreddit Entirely Devoted to Her Glorious Armpits

1/5/2015 - Malia Obama Is America's Next Rap Tastemaker 

1/5/2015 - Lonely? It's the Best Time Of the Year to Start Dating Online

1/5/2015 - Cities Across The U.S. Are Beginning to Wade Through Rape Kit Backlog

1/5/2015 - Wet Seal Employees Say Fuck Wet Seal With Giant Sign On Store

1/5/2015 - The Legend of Countess Margaret, Who Birthed 365 Mouse-Sized Children

1/5/2015 - An Absolutely Fabulous Movie Might Be On the Way, Darling

1/5/2015 - Seven-Year-Old Survives Plane Crash, Hikes Through the Woods for Help

1/5/2015 - Dumbshit Dental Students Suspended for Misogynist Facebook Page 

1/5/2015 - No Basic Zone, No Basics (Hi)

1/5/2015 - What the Hell Did W Magazine Do to Bradley Cooper?

1/5/2015 - Razzies Shortlist Includes The Interview, Exodus, Jennifer Aniston

1/5/2015 - More Stories of Spectacularly Dumb Restaurant Customers

1/5/2015 - Six Women Die Daily as Murders of Mexican Women Reach Pandemic Levels 

1/5/2015 - Bruce Jenner Is Planning a Reality Show, No Kardashians Allowed

1/5/2015 - Teresa Giudice Is In Prison, Possibly with Some Prostitution-Whores

1/5/2015 - The Future is Now: We Are ThisClose to Hot and Heavy 3D Sexting

1/5/2015 - Naked California Woman Rescued From Ex-Boyfriend's Chimney

1/5/2015 - Celebrity Apprentice Kicks Off Ex-Cosby Star For Refusing to Call Bill

1/4/2015 - Brad Pitt Leads Singalong In How to Pronounce David Oyelowo's Name

1/4/2015 - Bobby McFerrin Offers World's Greatest Advice

1/4/2015 - Watch Dachshund Batman and Robin Fight Crime 

1/4/2015 - Madonna, Please Just Stop Already

1/4/2015 - Sunday Sign Off: Happy Birthday, Tina Knowles

1/4/2015 - Guy on Instagram Recreates Pop Stars Rihanna, Nicki Minaj and More

1/4/2015 - Behold the Life-sized Downton Abbey Dowager Countess Cake

1/4/2015 - Totally Rational Dude Spends Almost $500 on Surgery for Goldfish

1/4/2015 - Perfume Magnate, Scientist and Mermaid Tara Reid Posts Nude Selfie

1/4/2015 - Some Poor Fool Challenged Disney's Gaston to a Push-Up Contest

1/4/2015 - Sarah Palin Offers Dumbest Response Ever to Dog Pic Controversy

1/4/2015 - This Craigslist Missed Connection Nightmare is a Total Mind Fuck

1/4/2015 - Sushi Chef With Knife Subdues Would-Be Armed Robber

1/4/2015 - Always Full of Shit Russell Crowe Says Actresses Should Act Their Age

1/3/2015 - Saturday Night Social: RIP Little Jimmy Dickens

1/3/2015 - Toddler Overcome With Joy by "Let it Go" Busts Out Awesome Dance Moves

1/3/2015 - Kittens Are Predictably Adorable Playing with Toy Trucks

1/3/2015 - Here's Why Wendy's Suing One of Its Biggest Franchisees Matters

1/3/2015 - Sarah Palin's Kid Stands on Dog; Palin Blames Dog for Being "Lazy"

1/3/2015 - Rape Victim's Boyfriend Beats the Shit Out of Her Alleged Rapist 

1/3/2015 - People Cannot Stop Robbing the Strip Club from the Sopranos

1/3/2015 - Dad Pulls Kid's Tooth With a Golf Ball, Golf Club and Dental Floss

1/3/2015 - Conservative Morons Are Apparently Mad Obama Ate a Fancy Dinner

1/3/2015 - Idina Menzel to Haters of New Year's Eve Performance: Basically, IDGAF

1/2/2015 - Product Names That Are More Marketable Than Diva Cup or Moon Cup

1/2/2015 - Looks Like the World Is Getting Another Baldwin

1/2/2015 - Seems Investors See Weight Watchers as a 'Before,' Not an 'After'

1/2/2015 - Tell Us About the Best Time You've Ever Quit

1/2/2015 - Puppy Learns Tricks That I Could Easily Do; America Rewards Mediocrity

1/2/2015 - Rihanna Rihport: The Year in Rihview

1/2/2015 - Man, 40, Is Having an Age-Appropriate Time in St. Barts

1/2/2015 - Hospitals Won't Name First Babies of 2015, Because Kidnapping

1/2/2015 - Leelah Alcorn's Funeral Moved After Family Receives Threats

1/2/2015 - Shade Court: Grandmas, Martha Stewart and ESPN Should Stick to Sports

1/2/2015 - Here's Your Latest Peek at the Very Sparkly New Cinderella 

1/2/2015 - Our Dumbest Diets: An Anonymous Jezebel Retrospective 

1/2/2015 - Court Filing Claims Prince Andrew Had Sex with an Underage Woman

1/2/2015 - Fox & Friends Trolls Coming in Hot with Advice on How to Get a Man

1/2/2015 - How Will You Keep Your Vagina Young in 2015?

1/2/2015 - British Couple Delivers Premature Baby in NYC, Short $200K 

1/2/2015 - Is Beyoncé the New Princess of Thailand? 

1/2/2015 - Jourdan Dunn Is British Vogue's 1st Solo Black Cover Model in 12 Years

1/2/2015 - Uber Helpfully Give Passengers Tips on How to Not Get Raped

1/2/2015 - Realizations We Had Rewatching Friends on New Year's Day

1/2/2015 - Madonna Seriously Needs to Check Herself

1/2/2015 - Saudi Arabia's Airline May Introduce Gender-Segregated Flights

1/2/2015 - In Anti-Divas We Trust

1/2/2015 - Back to the Future II Was Set in 2015. But Can Anyone Shut Up About It

1/2/2015 - Texas Server Fired For Writing Racial Slur on Receipt

1/2/2015 - You Can Have It All: An Aspirational Cocktail for the New Year

1/2/2015 - Mom Says United Airlines 'Humiliated' Family Over Special Needs Child

1/2/2015 - Did This OSU Fan Get Caught On Live TV With Her Sidepiece?

1/2/2015 - There Is No Way to Prove Taylor Swift Isn't Stalking Us All Right Now

1/2/2015 - Lawsuit Claims Revlon's CEO Is Racist as Hell

1/2/2015 - Here's How to Find Friends on Netflix

1/2/2015 - Oregon Players Will Be Punished for Chanting 'No Means No' at Winston

1/2/2015 - How to Ring in the New Year with Nipple Tats, Pole Dancing & Divorce

1/1/2015 - New Year's Day Social: What's The Strangest New Year's Superstition?

1/1/2015 - Celebrate the New Year By Chilling In a Box With Maru

1/1/2015 - Here It Is: Jezebel's Most Disgusting Story Of All Time

1/1/2015 - Marilyn Monroe's 1955 New Year's Resolutions Were Hardcore

1/1/2015 - Hospital Throws Tear-Jerker of a Surprise Wedding for Cancer Patient

1/1/2015 - Can You Draw an Anatomically Correct Penis? An Experiment

1/1/2015 - Mom on Suicide of Trans Teen Leelah Alcorn: 'I Loved My Son' 

1/1/2015 - Just In Case You Needed a Reminder...

1/1/2015 - Chill Bro Very Angry That He Has to Pay Uber the $100 He Agreed To

1/1/2015 - This Guy Can't Help Falling for His Sister's Adorable "Selfie Prank" 

1/1/2015 - Your Dreams are Dead: Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is Married

1/1/2015 - Police Now Happy to Supervise Spankings to Make Sure They're Legal

1/1/2015 - Here's the Cra-Cra List of Words You and Bae are Now Banned From Using

1/1/2015 - Kanye West Just Released a (Pretty Good) New Song He Wrote for North

1/1/2015 - Man Concocts Ingenuous Plan to Mess Up New Year's Eve Kiss for Couples

1/1/2015 - Taco Bell is Inflicting Free Doritos Locos Tacos on Us Starting Now

1/1/2015 - Here's Video of Taylor Swift Falling Down a Flight of Stairs on NYE

1/1/2015 - Here's Your First Reminder of 2015 That Restaurant Owners Are Terrible

1/1/2015 - Selena Gomez Angers Abu Dhabi Community After Stripping in Mosque 

1/1/2015 - I was too busy posing them to collect my New Year's kiss...

1/1/2015 - Ferguson Protesters Pepper-Sprayed After Storming St. Louis Police HQ