Sitemap: 2015 February | Jezebel

2/27/2015 - The Greatest Pick-Up Move You've Ever Attempted

2/27/2015 - Kylie and Kendall Jenner May Get an E! Spinoff of Their Very Own

2/27/2015 - Katie Couric Has Some Advice for Frozen New Yorkers

2/27/2015 - Where to Hide During a Zombie Outbreak, According to Science

2/27/2015 - Gothic Rapper on Trial For Butt Injection Death Name-Drops Amber Rose

2/27/2015 - Craig Ferguson Will Play a Recluse in New Comedy Pilot

2/27/2015 - Great Idea for Your Small Baby: Buy Her a 'Future Bride' Photoshoot

2/27/2015 - Shade Court: Matt Lauer, a Confused Business Insider and Queen Cookie

2/27/2015 - The Duck Dynasty Guy Got a Free Speech Award for Hating Gays

2/27/2015 - Godspeed, Leonard Nimoy

2/27/2015 - Naked by Choice: A Chat About Feminism with Actress Caitlin Stasey

2/27/2015 - Just a Film Star Maintaining Her Hairdo

2/27/2015 - Indiana Is Considering Introducing 'Baby Boxes' to Surrender Newborns

2/27/2015 - Timeline: What the Hell Is Fifty Shades of Grey Doing to People?

2/27/2015 - British Grime Was Great Before Kanye, And It Will Be Great After Kanye

2/27/2015 - Woman Sent Online Stranger $1.4M, Is Desperately Hoping He's Real

2/27/2015 - The Way Abercrombie's Abs Were

2/27/2015 - 'Hairspray, Teasing, Rollers': Conservative Beauty Secrets from CPAC

2/27/2015 - Loving the Shit Out of America: Everything Good About CPAC

2/27/2015 - Mo'Nique Explains Her Blackballing, Says She Got $50,000 for Precious

2/27/2015 - Today's Hero Is Sara Bahayi, Afghanistan's First Female Taxi Driver

2/27/2015 - Iggy Azalea Is Finally Arrested for Her Crimes (In Her New Video)

2/27/2015 - Watch Clare Maguire Go HAM on a New Track at the Burberry Runway Show

2/27/2015 - Deep Cuts: What Color is This Alpaca Thing?

2/27/2015 - How I Feel About My Dog, or How 19th Century Men Felt About Women

2/27/2015 - How to Get Away With Murder Finale: Was It Good for You?

2/27/2015 - If You're Learning Literally Anything From Any of This It's Too Late

2/27/2015 - Cool Mom Drives Drunk to Orgy, Brings Seven-Year-Old Son Along for Fun

2/27/2015 - China's Ban on Ivory Imports Isn't Such Good News, After All

2/27/2015 - The Winter of Our Discontent: A Gin Cocktail for Battling Your S.A.D.

2/27/2015 - The Nightly Show's Panel of Black Women Responds to Patricia Arquette

2/27/2015 - Jia Ends a Feud the Only Way She Knows How

2/27/2015 - Jada Pinkett Says She Gets Off On Watching Will Smith's Sex Scenes

2/27/2015 - Scott Walker Wants Colleges to Stop Reporting Sexual Assaults [UPDATE 2]

2/27/2015 - There's No Way to Accurately Describe This Yorkie/Bunny Carwash Video

2/27/2015 - Will Forte Gave a Hilariously Offensive Toast at Seth Meyers' Wedding

2/26/2015 - We Are Thisclose to Grafting Live Heads onto Dead Bodies, Immortality

2/26/2015 - Taylor Swift Has Never Been More Wrong In Her Goddamn, Miserable Life

2/26/2015 - Robin Wright's Stylist Explains How She Got That First Lady Look

2/26/2015 - You Know What Color This Dress Is? 'FUCKING UGLY'

2/26/2015 - J. Law and David O. Russell Scream at Each Other, Terrify Onlookers

2/26/2015 - Your How to Get Away with Murder Season Finale Open Thread

2/26/2015 - Cotton Candy Oreos Are Going to Be a Thing, For Some Reason

2/26/2015 - Kanye West Apologizes to Beck and Bruno Mars

2/26/2015 - Assistant Principal Placed on Leave After IUD-Related Emergency

2/26/2015 - Monks Just Want to Have Fun (That's All They Really Want)

2/26/2015 - Britney Spears Smiles: An Appreciation

2/26/2015 - Christie's And Elizabeth Taylor's Estate Are Fighting Over a Diamond

2/26/2015 - These Marvins Totally Wrecked Your Wedding

2/26/2015 - Max Mara Conjures Marilyn Monroe at the Beach

2/26/2015 - George Clooney Writes NYT Op-Ed on 'Sudan's Rape of Darfur'

2/26/2015 - [Insert Joke About Llamas Here]

2/26/2015 - Lawsuit Calls Mergermarket a Gropey 'Boys Club' with a 'Hot List'

2/26/2015 - Chris Christie Is So, So Proud of Slashing Family Planning Funding

2/26/2015 - A Man's Vows to His Tiny Stepdaughter

2/26/2015 - Kim Kardashian's Shopping Trip Haunted By Mysterious Ghost Bae

2/26/2015 - Y/N: J. Lo Struggles On a Ballad, Big Sean Does Beyoncé Right

2/26/2015 - John, Robert, William & James Hold More Board Seats Than All Women

2/26/2015 - Anna and Erin Are at CPAC

2/26/2015 - Empire: Jamal Lyon Comes Out, Gives the World a Show

2/26/2015 - Traumatized Condé Nasties Beset by Popcorn Smell, Manicure Drought

2/26/2015 - Let's Pool Our Money and Buy This Allegedly Haunted Mansion

2/26/2015 - Feeling Myself: Katie's New Bod

2/26/2015 - CPAC, Day 1: Where the Fuck Is Phyllis Schlafly?

2/26/2015 - Can You Marry Outside Your Class? Yes, If You Talk About It

2/26/2015 - Paul Dano and John Cusack Play Beach Boy Brian Wilson in Love & Mercy

2/26/2015 - Say Goodbye to The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

2/26/2015 - Our Bizarre Culture of Chef Supremacy is Some Bullshit

2/26/2015 - Someone Robbed Lupita Nyong'o's Pearl-Encrusted Oscars Dress

2/26/2015 - Hey, Right Quick: Fabio Was on Just a Minority of Romance Covers

2/26/2015 - Texas Warns that Drug Violence Has Made Mexico Unsafe for Spring Break

2/26/2015 - The Curious Case of the Zendaya Comment: Who's the Real Idiot at E!?

2/26/2015 - CPAC Asks for Twitter Questions. What Happens Next Won't Surprise You.

2/26/2015 - Taryn Manning Debuts Weird Desert Video for 'All the Way'

2/26/2015 - Kardashians Just Signed a 4 Year Deal With E!, Are Never Going Away

2/26/2015 - Couple Married for 67 Years Die Holding Hands

2/26/2015 - Beyonce Wants to Show You Every One of Her Workout Moves Right Now

2/25/2015 - Two-Year-Old Slays National Anthem in the Most Literal Sense of the Word

2/25/2015 - Stupid "Sexy" Phone Commercial Banned For Objectification of Women

2/25/2015 - Zendaya Takes Giuliana Rancic to School for Her Offensive Comments

2/25/2015 - Lindsay Lohan Says Letting Poor Kids See Her Play Is Community Service

2/25/2015 - Dakota Johnson Is Horny Over Neck Ties in This Week's SNL Promos

2/25/2015 - Amber Riley, All Black People, Want You to Stop Touching Their Hair

2/25/2015 - So Much Good Real-Life Style at the Brit Awards

2/25/2015 - Watch Alan Rickman and Kate Winslet Build Versailles in This Trailer

2/25/2015 - Athleisure Is Killing Off Traditional Retail Brands, Victory for Slobs

2/25/2015 - Never Apologize for Your Barbie Crucifix, Young Sport Teens

2/25/2015 - Watch Madonna Wipe Out Down a Flight of Stairs At the Brit Awards

2/25/2015 - Kanye West Performed a Fire New Song at the Brit Awards

2/25/2015 - Where 'Pictorial' Came From

2/25/2015 - Top Model Contestant Mirjana Puhar Killed in Triple Homicide

2/25/2015 - This Week in Tabloids: Kate & Queen Locked in Flaming Hell-War of Egos

2/25/2015 - Your Favorite Childhood Cartoon Ducktales Is Returning

2/25/2015 - Here's a Peek at New Disney Animated Short Frozen Fever

2/25/2015 - The Women of Pawnee Ruled Parks & Recreation 'Til the Very End

2/25/2015 - Glossy Black Lipstick Is the Hottest Thing

2/25/2015 - 'Is Conan a Bottom?' Billy Eichner & Conan O'Brien Check Out Grindr

2/25/2015 - Models Are Reportedly Leaving Victoria's Secret Over Shitty Pay

2/25/2015 - This Dude Licensed His Song to Fifty Shades Thinking It was a Rom Com

2/25/2015 - How to Throw a Bachelorette Party That's Actually Fun

2/25/2015 - A Look Inside the Terrible Manual Cops Use to Teach 'Rape Prevention'

2/25/2015 - Here Be Monsters! Lady Gaga Will Star on American Horror Story

2/25/2015 - Metta World Peace: Girls Are Smarter Than Boys

2/25/2015 - State Department Official Arrested for Soliciting Sex with a Minor

2/25/2015 - Real Cold Weather Tips for Real Cold Women

2/25/2015 - CPAC Says It Definitely Did Not Just Mix Up Two Black Republicans

2/25/2015 - Playboy's Special All-Terry Richardson Issue Is Out Now

2/25/2015 - Bill Cosby's Lawyers Aim to Dismiss Defamation Suit By Friday

2/25/2015 - Hillary Clinton: 'Our Economy Seems to Be Operating Like It’s 1955'

2/25/2015 - Woman Writes Mostly Wrong Ranking of Girl Scout Cookies, Is Rewarded

2/25/2015 - Elisabeth Moss: 'We Don't Talk About Whether Men Can Have It All'

2/25/2015 - Madonna Nixes 'Boring' Lady Gaga Feud In Leaked Rolling Stone Cover

2/25/2015 - This 1970 New York Times Trend Piece on Woman Comedians Is Eternal

2/25/2015 - Fashion What Ifs: The Walk of Shame

2/25/2015 - Revenge Porn Dude Wants His Personal Info Removed From Internet Lolol

2/25/2015 - Big Sean Releases Album, Naya Rivera Announces Plans to Release a Baby

2/25/2015 - Pol: Spy On Food Stamp Users to Make Sure They're Acting Poor Enough

2/25/2015 - Watch the Parks & Rec Cast Sing a Beautiful Farewell to Lil' Sebastian

2/25/2015 - Giuliana Rancic Apologizes for Comment About Zendaya Coleman's Hair

2/25/2015 - Erykah Badu Made It Onto Yet Another Local Dallas Newscast

2/25/2015 - Bryshere Gray On Playing Empire's Bad Boy, Rihanna & 'Drip Drop' Tees

2/24/2015 - Lorde's Recording a New Album, Gets Ice Cream With Taylor Swift

2/24/2015 - Women Suffer From Heart Attacks to Avoid Being Called 'Hysterical'

2/24/2015 - Elementary Schoolers Rock Out to Led Zeppelin Harder Than Anyone Ever

2/24/2015 - Anna Wintour to North West: Maybe Try Dressing Like a Normal Baby

2/24/2015 - Good God Almighty, This Hot GRITS Show

2/24/2015 - Yes, Neil Patrick Harris Knows the Oscars Sucked

2/24/2015 - Purina is Being Sued for Allegedly Killing Over 4,000 Dogs

2/24/2015 - Jamie Lee Curtis Interviewing Sigourney Weaver Is Delightful

2/24/2015 - Reddit Bans Non-Consensual Nude Photos From Its Platform

2/24/2015 - Australian Boarding School Covers Up 33 Years of Sexual Assault

2/24/2015 - Meet the Middle School Girls Changing TX Dating Violence Legislation

2/24/2015 - Chris Brown, If You're Reading This It's Too Late

2/24/2015 - Just Some Cool Christian Dating Rules from a Chill Christian Dad

2/24/2015 - Sheryl Lee Ralph Defends Mo'Nique: 'The Game Is Different For Women'

2/24/2015 - Sup, Stoners? The Girl Scout Cookie Oven Is Here For Your Baking Needs

2/24/2015 - Ed Sheeran Giveth With 'Dirrty' Cover, Taketh Away With 'CoCo' Cover

2/24/2015 - Christopher Kane's Fall 2015 Collection Is So Gorgeous

2/24/2015 - Is This Baby Having the Best Bath Ever or What

2/24/2015 - SHOCKER: Oscars Had the Lowest Ratings in Years

2/24/2015 - Nancy's 24-Hour Product Diary

2/24/2015 - Belfast Abortion Clinic Protesters Are 'Christening' Patients' Fetuses

2/24/2015 - Guess How Much it Costs Kim Kardashian to Wear Kim Kardashian's Face

2/24/2015 - Who Royally Screwed Up Your Wedding?

2/24/2015 - A Chat with Sonia Van Meter, Woman Preparing for a One-Way Trip to Mars

2/24/2015 - Best Coast Coming in Hot with Hypnotic New Single 'California Nights'

2/24/2015 - Marisa Tomei to Play Gloria Steinem in Mini-Series About Ms. Magazine

2/24/2015 - The Beatnik Makeover: 'They'll Make a Gracious Lady Out of You Yet'

2/24/2015 - No, Scott Wolf Never Finger Banged Neve Campbell

2/24/2015 - What Awkward Horror Greeted the Virgin in The Bachelor's Fantasy Suite?

2/24/2015 - Some People Just Aren't Super Into Sex, and That's Fine

2/24/2015 - It's Not Zendaya's Fault That Giuliana Doesn't Know She Is a Goddess

2/24/2015 - Jon Stewart vs. Larry Wilmore: Who Owned Rudy Giuliani Harder?

2/24/2015 - Man Who Terrorized Brianna Wu For Months Says He Was Just Kiddin Around

2/24/2015 - Researchers Argue It Was Gerbils, Not Rats, Spreading the Black Plague

2/24/2015 - Queen Elsa Finally Arrested After Multi-State Freezing Spree

2/24/2015 - Ugh, I'm So Sorry: Lupita Nyong'o & Jared Leto Possibly Dating

2/24/2015 - Guy Fieri Officiates Mass Gay Wedding in Florida Flavortown

2/24/2015 - Two Adult Teens Watch the Teen Rom Com The DUFF

2/24/2015 - Kenny G Performed a Silky Version of 'Regulate' With Warren G

2/24/2015 - Patti LaBelle, Redfoo Join New Cast of Dancing With the Stars

2/24/2015 - Everything Patrick Did Wrong on This Week's Episode of Looking

2/24/2015 - Most Certainly Not.

2/24/2015 - Christina Aguilera Does an A+ Impression of Britney Spears

2/23/2015 - Emma Watson Sent Steve Carell the Nicest Note About His Fashion Choices

2/23/2015 - Academy Has Bullshit Reason for Not Including Joan Rivers in Tribute

2/23/2015 - Shitty Kickstarter Is Selling Hot Farts in a Bottle

2/23/2015 - Watch This Russian Baby Laugh Like The World's Most Evil Supervillain

2/23/2015 - Kim and Kris Throw Rocks at Each Other...Over GODDAMN COOKWARE

2/23/2015 - 'Everybody Sucks': Here's a Mashup of Limp Bizkit and Seinfeld

2/23/2015 - Linda Perry Wants to Write a Rock Opera With Lady Gaga

2/23/2015 - Three Runaway Teens Are Probably in Syria Being ISIS Girlfriends Now

2/23/2015 - Space Aliens Transmit Signals from London Fashion Week

2/23/2015 - This Game of Thrones Bloopers Reel Might Help Tide You Over Till April

2/23/2015 - Guy Allegedly Beat & Raped Fellow Student Because Fifty Shades of Grey

2/23/2015 - Kosher Pot May Be Coming Soon

2/23/2015 - Male Politician Thinks that Your Vagina and Stomach are Connected

2/23/2015 - Niecy Nash Is the Newest Addition to Ryan Murphy's Scream Queens

2/23/2015 - While You Watched the Oscars, Girls Did a Super Chill Abortion Episode

2/23/2015 - Check Out Oh Land's Crafty New Video For 'Flags'

2/23/2015 - Thanks to His Fuckup Brother, Jeb Bush Has Only One Wedding Pic

2/23/2015 - Meet the Feared 'Promiscuous Woman' of 1960s Medical Literature

2/23/2015 - Trial Starts for Teen Who Hired a Gang to Steal Her Roommate's Baby

2/23/2015 - Area Woman Appears on Up-And-Comer's Podcast

2/23/2015 - The Mad Men Season 7 Trailer Will Give You a 'Love Hangover'

2/23/2015 - The Oscars Totally Have Black Friends

2/23/2015 - Oklahoma's Horrid Legislature Targets History Classes Instead of Rape

2/23/2015 - Plus-Size Blogger Chastity Garner Valentine Talks Personal Style

2/23/2015 - Don't Trust the New Guy: Surviving The Walking Dead, Ep. 11

2/23/2015 - Karlie Kloss Ditches the Runway for Books and Frat Parties at NYU

2/23/2015 - Scarlett Johansson and Este Haim Join Forces on 'Super-Pop' Girl Group

2/23/2015 - Oscars Afterparties: Multiply the Glamour, Add Many More Pants

2/23/2015 - Frank Underwolf Is Ruthless in Sesame Street's House of Bricks

2/23/2015 - Attention Cool Moms: Old Navy's Boyfriend Jeans for Babies Are On Sale

2/23/2015 - The Way the Academy Awards Were

2/23/2015 - Stacey Dash: Patricia Arquette Should 'Do Her History' on Wage Equality

2/23/2015 - Richard Pryor's Widow Jennifer Lee Calls Bill Cosby a 'Piece of Shit'

2/23/2015 - Here Is the Secret to Neil Patrick Harris' Shapely Oscar Penis

2/23/2015 - Unbelievably Dumb Restaurant Customers, Part Two

2/23/2015 - Columbia Anti-Rape Protesters Threatened with Disciplinary Action

2/23/2015 - Patricia Arquette: Time for Gays, People of Color to Stand Up for Women

2/23/2015 - John Oliver Has Figured Out How Politicians Can Get the Woman Vote

2/23/2015 - Welcome to Pictorial, Jezebel's Home for Ye Olde Shit

2/23/2015 - Kimmel Catches People Bullshitting About What Oscar Films They've Seen

2/23/2015 - Joan Rivers and Elaine Stritch Left Out of Oscars 'In Memoriam' Reel

2/23/2015 - Here Are Your 2015 Oscar Winners

2/22/2015 - John Legend and Common Give a Nod to Voting Rights at the Oscars

2/22/2015 - Lady Gaga Solves the Maria Problem with Stunning Sound of Music Medley

2/22/2015 - Anna Wintour Cannot Be Bothered to Remove Her Sunglasses At the Oscars

2/22/2015 - Patricia Arquette Pushes for Wage Equality in Amazing Oscar Speech

2/22/2015 - Tegan and Sara's 'Everything Is Awesome' Was Eyeball Assault

2/22/2015 - The Most Interesting Moment of the Oscars So Far

2/22/2015 - Drunk Patricia Arquette at the Oscars: 'Look at This Place. Here I Am'

2/22/2015 - Didn't Get Nominated This Year? Play Our Oscars Bingo Instead.

2/22/2015 - There's Sort Of a 'Fight Club' Sequel Coming This May

2/22/2015 - Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls: It's Our 2015 Oscars Liveblog

2/22/2015 - 4-Year-Old Accidentally Shot In The Leg Because Idiots Still Have Guns

2/22/2015 - Here's Every Look From the 87th Annual Oscars Red Carpet

2/22/2015 - Woman Gets Off At 'Fifty Shades' Screening, Is a Heroine

2/22/2015 - How You Raise a Pet May Predict How You Will Parent

2/22/2015 - Wiz Khalifa Says He Didn't Cheat On Amber Rose But Who Believes Him?

2/22/2015 - Questionable Survey Says Men Fall In Love More Than Women

2/22/2015 - Kristen Bell and Fred Armisen Parody Birdman

2/22/2015 - Want To Win an Oscar? Play a Wife or Criminal

2/22/2015 - Campaign Aims To Bring Less Sexist Coverage To Tonight's Oscars

2/22/2015 - Emma Watson Denies Torrid Love Affair with Prince Harry

2/22/2015 - The Era of RihCaprio is Here: Leo Threw Rihanna a Birthday Party

2/21/2015 - Saturday Night Social: Remember To Cop Them JNCO Jeans

2/21/2015 - Men Wear Miniskirts, Protest Murder and Alleged Rape of Turkish Woman

2/21/2015 - Protests Over Lack of Diversity in Oscars Expected Ahead of Award Show

2/21/2015 - Report: Kim, North West, Khloe, and Kylie Involved in Car Accident

2/21/2015 - Malcolm X's Daughter Speaks Out 50 Years After His Assassination

2/21/2015 - Judge Orders Administration To End Detention of Women and Children

2/21/2015 - British Police Launch Search for Girls Who Fled London to Join ISIS

2/21/2015 - Katy Perry Went to Italy and Took These Cool Pictures

2/21/2015 - Student Known for "Laser Cat" Yearbook Photo Committed Suicide

2/21/2015 - 'Defaced' Pro-Gay Billboard Censored By Philippines Ad Standards Council

2/21/2015 - Emma Watson and Prince Harry are Going on "Secret Dates"

2/20/2015 - University Apologizes For Fried Chicken On Black History Month Menu

2/20/2015 - The Funniest, Weirdest Thing You Did as a Kid

2/20/2015 - Puppy Tries to Pick Up Frisbee, Fails Spectacularly

2/20/2015 - Amy Schumer Looks to Be Enjoying This Broad City Boob Grab

2/20/2015 - Watch Kristen Wiig Win the Lottery in the Trailer for Welcome To Me

2/20/2015 - Ariana Grande, a Baby, Is Learning How to Walk and Talk!

2/20/2015 - Rihanna Rihport: Happy Birthday to OUR QUEEN Edition

2/20/2015 - Ingrid Michaelson Smashes Romantic Cliches in Star-Studded New Video

2/20/2015 - The Definitive Ranking of Girl Scout Cookies

2/20/2015 - Your Imaginary Girlfriend: Taylor Swift, Pt. II

2/20/2015 - Yorkshire Poet to Throw Britain's First Teeny Tiny Penis Party

2/20/2015 - Amber Rose With the Kill Shot: 'But Kim Let Ray J Nut On Her'

2/20/2015 - Lena Dunham's Dream Came True: A Scandal Guest Appearance

2/20/2015 - Shade Court: Mother-In-Law Shade, Emojis, and VH1 Goes Off the Rails

2/20/2015 - How to Make a 4 a.m. Bacon-Onion Ring Burger That Will Save Your Life

2/20/2015 - KEEP DRINKING COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEEEEEEEE

2/20/2015 - Ex-Va. First Lady Maureen McDonnell Gets One Year in Jail for Bribery

2/20/2015 - All the Enviable Looks at Essence's Black Women In Hollywood Luncheon

2/20/2015 - Job Applicant: Insecure, Confused Brides Are Like Victims of Abuse

2/20/2015 - Deep Cuts (And Even Deeper V's)

2/20/2015 - Is Taylor Swift Trying to Kill People With Mirrors? An Investigation

2/20/2015 - Cincinnati Zoo's Pandas and Penguins: 'This Weather Rules'

2/20/2015 - Why Do Men Always Think You Like Them?

2/20/2015 - 'Men Take Things': How to Get Away with Murder Addresses Sexual Abuse

2/20/2015 - Thailand Bans 'Rent-a-Womb' Commercial Surrogacy for Foreigners

2/20/2015 - Mall Makeovers: Expat Edition

2/20/2015 - Finally, an Explanation for Why You Eat Like a Monster When High

2/20/2015 - Stephen Malkmus' Tayor Swift Cover Is Going to Make Music Snobs So Mad

2/20/2015 - What I Learned Watching the Last Episode Ever of Two and a Half Men

2/20/2015 - Tough Guy Body Builders Can't Get Enough of Those Lactating Tittays

2/20/2015 - Oh, Here's the Oscar Statue Snorting Coke

2/20/2015 - Bill O'Reilly Exaggerated His War Stories, Just Like Brian Williams

2/20/2015 - Kanye Is Adamant that Amber Rose Is Definitely a Bigger Whore than Kim

2/20/2015 - Come Meet Some Beauty Peeps at Create & Cultivate

2/20/2015 - Cassette Roulette: Taylor Swift's 1989, the Way It Should Have Been

2/20/2015 - Rudy Giuliani: I'm Not Racist; Our Dumb President Had a White Mom

2/20/2015 - Y/N: Sleater-Kinney's Badass New Video Features Tina Belcher

2/20/2015 - Police Department Wants to Arrest Elsa Because of All the Fucking Snow

2/20/2015 - Haters Gonna Hate: An Interview with Fresh Off the Boat's Constance Wu

2/19/2015 - German Family Massacres LL Cool J Hit In Moving Vehicle (With Accordion)

2/19/2015 - E.L. James Wants to Write Second Fifty Shades Script, Ruin Everything

2/19/2015 - El Salvador Won't Pardon Women In Prison for Abortions or Miscarriages

2/19/2015 - Every Beautiful Oscars Gown Since Ever in One Interactive Infographic

2/19/2015 - Your Scandal and How to Get Away with Murder Open Thread

2/19/2015 - Bobbi Kristina's Breathing Tube Allegedly Removed

2/19/2015 - Texas Just Had Its First Legal Gay Wedding, State Still Throwing Tantrum

2/19/2015 - Mia Farrow Is Cool With Your Bill Cosby Jokes

2/19/2015 - List: Laughs at Gawker Media, 4th Floor, Stage Right

2/19/2015 - Attention, Attention: Winter Is No Longer Funny or Cute

2/19/2015 - Oklahoma Senator Proposes Bill to Keep Marriage STD-Free

2/19/2015 - Jezebel Bestie Andrea Tantaros Says to Get Rid of AP History

2/19/2015 - Godless Savage Guinea Pigs Devour a Metric Fuckton of Lettuce

2/19/2015 - Wesleyan Fraternity DKE Files Lawsuit Over Being Forced to Go Co-Ed

2/19/2015 - Suno Takes a Leap With This Wide Sargasso Sea -Inspired Collection

2/19/2015 - Internet Art Star Molly Soda Tackles the Economy of 'Looking Natural'

2/19/2015 - Male Spiders Eat Out Females In Order to Stay Alive

2/19/2015 - Kelly Cutrone Says Kanye West Is 'a Joke as a Fashion Designer'

2/19/2015 - Is There Anything More Terrifying Than the New York Toy Fair?

2/19/2015 - Meet the Woman Marrying the Stranger to Whom She Gave a Kidney

2/19/2015 - Fucking Sexism Is the Reason We Don't Have a First Wives Club 2

2/19/2015 - These Marriage Proposal Rejection Stories Are Just Awful

2/19/2015 - On Loving and Hating Terrence Howard as Empire's Lucious

2/19/2015 - Study: Women in the Senate Get Shit Done

2/19/2015 - One Weird Trick Female Animals Use to Control Who Gets Them Pregnant

2/19/2015 - NBC News: Brian Williams Has Turned Invisible

2/19/2015 - Trick, Please: Your Beauty Problems, Solved

2/19/2015 - Alan Cumming Trolls the FDA in 'Celibacy Challenge' PSA

2/19/2015 - Mo'Nique Explains How She's Being Blackballed in Hollywood

2/19/2015 - Fresh Off the Boat Sex Talk Covers Every Base, Including Date Rape

2/19/2015 - Three-Breasted Woman Is Still Milking That Third Tit

2/19/2015 - What's Your Sexual Orientation: Promiscuous or Monogamous?

2/19/2015 - Single Man Humiliated to be Caught At Showing of Fifty Shades of Grey

2/19/2015 - What's Up With Sulfates?

2/19/2015 - The Boy Next Door Has People Hunting First Edition Copies of the Iliad

2/19/2015 - Will Smith Is a Prisoner Of Daughter Willow's Teenage Emotions

2/19/2015 - The World Beyond College: How and Why to Tip Jezebel

2/19/2015 - Lime Crime's Website Is Hacked, Customer Information Stolen

2/19/2015 - Watch Jay Z's First-Ever Television Freestyle in 1990

2/19/2015 - South Dakota State Rep: Planned Parenthood Is 'Worse than ISIS'

2/19/2015 - Does Jeremy Scott Have an Adult Baby Fetish Or What

2/19/2015 - Iggy Azalea Is 'Taking Time Away' From Twitter Because of Haters

2/19/2015 - Rudy Giuliani: Obama Doesn't Love America. America: Go Away, Guiliani.

2/19/2015 - Here's Chvrches Covering 'Cry Me a River'

2/19/2015 - Hey, Wanna Look Even Dumber? Wear This Fake Baby That's Also a Flask

2/18/2015 - Taylor and Kanye Had Dinner; the End Is Pretty Goddamn Nigh

2/18/2015 - College Football Players Harass Sexual Assault Survivor With PTSD

2/18/2015 - Mama June to Get New Show If She Hashes Out Molestation Claims in Public

2/18/2015 - Krispy Kreme is Really Sorry About Its "KKK Wednesdays" Promotion

2/18/2015 - Here's a Cat Who Has Harnessed the Power of Heat

2/18/2015 - Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett in Doll Form Is Quite the Sight

2/18/2015 - Patti Smith Continues to Work, Continues to Rule

2/18/2015 - Victoria's Secret Swimsuit Special or Jurassic Park Film?

2/18/2015 - KTZ Appropriates Native American Culture at Fashion Week

2/18/2015 - This Is Why the Academy Awards Voting Process Is Such a Mess

2/18/2015 - Celebrity Fight Referee: Who Won Khloé Kardashian vs. Amber Rose?

2/18/2015 - How To Actually Get Your Free Birth Control

2/18/2015 - The Evolution of R&B Drake

2/18/2015 - Sasha Grey Is Not a Murdered Battle Nurse in the Ukraine

2/18/2015 - Health Goth Is, Ironically, Deceased

2/18/2015 - This Week In Tabloids: Kendall Is Having Scott's Baby, Isn't Sorry

2/18/2015 - Your Dream Job is Waiting in Antarctica

2/18/2015 - Teen Who Inspired 'It's My Party' Speaks After Lesley Gore's Passing

2/18/2015 - Researchers Say They've Maybe Confirmed Another Anne Boleyn Portrait

2/18/2015 - Westminster Dog Retires to Breed. Why Can't Bitches Have It All?

2/18/2015 - Jay Z, Street Style Model, Poses For His Many Adoring Fans

2/18/2015 - Where to Shop If You're Not Skinny

2/18/2015 - Site Posts, Yanks Unretouched Beyoncé Pics After Beyhive Loses Its Shit

2/18/2015 - ICYMI: Watch a Very Good Dog Win Westminster's Agility Championship

2/18/2015 - Fifty Desperate Fifty Shades of Grey News Pegs

2/18/2015 - Jane Fonda Looks This Good Because of Plastic Surgery, You Moron

2/18/2015 - Geraldo Rivera's Current Publicity Tactic Involves Unfettered Racism

2/18/2015 - Allowing Guns on College Campuses Will Not Save Women From Rape

2/18/2015 - CNN: Ladies, ISIS Is Coming for You With Kittens, Nutella, Fun Emojis

2/18/2015 - 'Sexual Intensity Like Nothing Else': A Chat With a Woman About Her Dad

2/18/2015 - Bros on MTV's The Challenge Have a Theory on Why Women Are Inferior

2/18/2015 - All Hell Breaks Loose When Teens Are Denied Entry to Fifty Shades

2/18/2015 - Pussy Riot's New 'I Can't Breathe' Video Is Dedicated to Eric Garner

2/18/2015 - Wisconsin Girl Accused in Stabbing Mutilated 'Slender Man' Barbies

2/18/2015 - Taylor Swift Performs Silly JumboTron Dances with Jimmy Fallon

2/18/2015 - Finally, Men Will Be Able to Regrow Foreskin Like a Lizard With a Tail

2/18/2015 - Selena Gomez on Dating Bieber: 'You Live and You Learn, You Know?'

2/18/2015 - John Oliver's Pick For The Next Daily Show Host: 'Hologram Jon'

2/18/2015 - The Answer: Obviously a Blue Catlike Creature With Antennae

2/18/2015 - Look at This Cute Fucking Westminster Champion Beagle

2/17/2015 - Soon You Might Be Able to Shop in Paris on Sundays

2/17/2015 - North West Likes The Bulletproof Vest Her Daddy Made Her

2/17/2015 - God Did Not Create Sex So You Could Be Anastasia Steele

2/17/2015 - Journalism Major Is Ruled By Women, So Why Are Men Running the Show?

2/17/2015 - School Refuses Single Student Entry to Weird-as-Hell Couples Dance

2/17/2015 - Tink Embraces Being a Feminist, Says She's 'Not the Ideal Pop Star'

2/17/2015 - Miley Cyrus Should and Probably Will Do a Country Album

2/17/2015 - We Might Get a Lady Viagra Pill

2/17/2015 - TT The Artist, Baltimore's Finest, Toughens Up in New Video

2/17/2015 - Jehovah's Witness Leaders Accused of Covering Up Child Sexual Abuse

2/17/2015 - Chipotle is Really Unhealthy...And?

2/17/2015 - Portlandia's Showy Male Feminists Demand Validation Now

2/17/2015 - No, You Absolutely Do Not Have to Love Your Job

2/17/2015 - See the Terrified Face of a Man Who's Just Torn His Bride's Gown

2/17/2015 - Vogue Coverage of the Westminster Dog Show Is Literally the Holy Grail

2/17/2015 - Mad Men Season 7 Is Set Firmly in the Age of Aquarius

2/17/2015 - This Very Pregnant Lady Tried to Induce Labor by Dancing to 'Thriller'

2/17/2015 - Patty Hearst's Fancy Dog Wins Westminster Kennel Club Best of Breed

2/17/2015 - Uncle Joe Biden Is Back and Better Than Ever

2/17/2015 - A Short, Freakish History of Mothers Harming Their Children For Money

2/17/2015 - Erin's 24-Hour Product Diary: Nominations and Losses

2/17/2015 - He Proposed. You Said ... No? Tell Us Everything.

2/17/2015 - Before & After: Calvin Harris and His Dick Print Have Come a Long Way

2/17/2015 - Father Stabs His Trans Child to Death, Tells Police It Was a Cult

2/17/2015 - Screaming Billy Eichner Makes Michelle Obama Slow Dance With Big Bird

2/17/2015 - Tyga on Kylie Jenner: 'I'm Not Doing Anything Disrespectful'

2/17/2015 - On Falling In and Out of Love With My Dad

2/17/2015 - Bachelor Chris Chooses Between The Virgin and The Whore

2/17/2015 - Watch Jimmy Fallon's Breathless Recap of the Insane SNL 40 After Party

2/17/2015 - All Hail This Marathon Runner Who Crawled Her Way to the Finish Line

2/17/2015 - Everything Everyone Did Wrong On the Last Two Episodes of Looking

2/17/2015 - Justice Ginsburg Talks Abortion Access and Your 'Notorious RBG' Tattoo

2/17/2015 - Ellen Shops Al Roker Into Bondage Gear; God Help Us

2/17/2015 - Wiz Khalifa Calls Amber Rose a 'Bad Mom,' Must Be Team Khloe

2/17/2015 - Sam Taylor-Johnson Might Be Trying to Skip the Fifty Shades Sequels

2/17/2015 - Fuck a Coat; Wear a Tent

2/17/2015 - I Can't Stop Dropping My Kitty to This Charli XCX/Ty Dolla $ign Song

2/17/2015 - Beyoncé Brings the House Down at Stevie Wonder Tribute Concert

2/16/2015 - Amber Rose Wore This to Church

2/16/2015 - Your FitBit Is Bullshit, Says Science

2/16/2015 - Bride Gets Back at Awful Parents With Brilliant Burn of a Wedding Invite

2/16/2015 - Kim K or Amber Rose? No One Will STFU About Who's the Biggest Whore

2/16/2015 - Victoria Beckham Gets Trapped In Her Giant NYFW Sweater

2/16/2015 - Watch House of Cards' Claire Underwood Demonstrate How to Fake a Smile

2/16/2015 - Right-Wing Blogger Accuses Diane Rehm of 'Starving Husband to Death'

2/16/2015 - Hot Flash About Hot Flashes: They Could Stick Around for 14 Years

2/16/2015 - NASCAR Driver Kurt Busch Ordered to Stay 100 Yards From Ex-Girlfriend

2/16/2015 - Have Yoga Pants Stolen All of Levi's Customers?

2/16/2015 - SNL 40 Was a Celebration of Triumphs and Failures

2/16/2015 - Lady Gaga Is Engaged to the Smoldering Actor Taylor Kinney

2/16/2015 - Rest In Party, Lesley Gore (1946-2015)

2/16/2015 - Complete Strangers Have Sex in Front of Teens Shopping For Prom

2/16/2015 - Old and New Worlds Collide at SNL's 40th Anniversary Special

2/16/2015 - Naomi Shimada Talks Style, Diverse Fashion and 'Plus-Size' Modeling

2/16/2015 - Kate Middleton Wants Everyone to Help Support Children's Mental Health

2/16/2015 - Woman Bit By Scorpion on Alaska Airlines Flight Is Chill as Hell

2/16/2015 - Use a Liberal Dose of Semen Gloss: A Fifty Shades Makeup Tutorial

2/16/2015 - You Only Think He's Hot Because Your Friends Do

2/16/2015 - Dear Britain, Please Continue Sending the US Your Former Skins Stars

2/16/2015 - Syracuse Man Walks Into KFC With Open Gunshot Wound

2/16/2015 - Khloe Kardashian to Amber Rose: 'Please Stop' Talking About My Family

2/16/2015 - Meanwhile, At Aaron's Party...

2/16/2015 - Fifty Shades Made a Whole Lot of Money This Weekend

2/16/2015 - H&M Previews New Coachella Collection, World Collapses In on Itself

2/16/2015 - How to Dress Like You Love Love in Las Vegas

2/16/2015 - This Is the Most Excited You'll Ever See a Baby About Weather

2/16/2015 - Watch Maya Rudolph Sashay As Beyoncé On SNL 40 With Martin Short

2/16/2015 - ISIS Cuts off Hands of Three Women, Flogs Men for Using Cellphones

2/16/2015 - Unbelievably Dumb Restaurant Customers, Part One

2/16/2015 - It's the End of the World In Ariana Grande's 'One Last Time' Video

2/16/2015 - Jamie Dornan & Dakota Johnson Totally Dig Each Other, Says Jamie Dornan

2/16/2015 - Jessica Simpson and Her Husband Do Diet BDSM in Fifty Shades Shoot

2/16/2015 - Beware the Best Buy Wedding Registry, Lest You Look Like an Asshole

2/16/2015 - Last Week Tonight Wonders: How Is the SI Swimsuit Issue Still A Thing?

2/16/2015 - Kanye, Sia, and Vic Mensa Get Weird on SNL's 40th Anniversary Show

2/16/2015 - Watch Ariana Grande Kill It at the NBA All-Star Game Halftime Show

2/15/2015 - Betty White Makes Out With Bradley Cooper, Officially Wins SNL

2/15/2015 - Eternal Bridesmaid Seeks World Record for Catching Bouquets

2/15/2015 - Auto Theft Stalled Because Man Can't Operate Stick

2/15/2015 - Kanye West Just Wants to Fix Your Broken Pant Leg

2/15/2015 - A Letter From Jack White to the Media: "i can't even make kool aid"

2/15/2015 - Karl Lagerfeld Loves His Cat, Isn't Afraid to Tell Rihanna

2/15/2015 - 115-Year-Old Woman Credits Longevity to "Being Single"

2/15/2015 - SI Swimsuit Model Hannah Davis So Good at Almost Showing You Her Pussy

2/15/2015 - Elizabeth Banks Gives Double Middle Finger at Berlin Film Festival

2/15/2015 - British Domestic Abuse Survivor Required to Write Letters to Abuser

2/15/2015 - Period Sex in Movies: Yes or No?

2/15/2015 - Beyoncé's Valentine's Day Was Probably More Exciting Than Yours

2/15/2015 - Despite Laws, Inmates are Still Shackled While Giving Birth

2/15/2015 - Bruce Jenner Tells Daughters to STFU

2/14/2015 - Saturday Night Social: The Night Belongs to PJ Harvey and Nick Cave

2/14/2015 - Unretouched Photo of Cindy Crawford Circulates Online

2/14/2015 - Early Reports of RihCaprio's Death Wrong; RihCaprio Lives On

2/14/2015 - Quiz: Which Type of Britney Spears Underwear Are You?

2/14/2015 - Madonna Likes the Word "Bitch," Finds Fifty Shades Unrealistic

2/14/2015 - Funny Guy Rand Paul Sets Up Pinterest Account for Hillary Clinton

2/14/2015 - 30 Ways to Wow a Woman: A Handy Guide for Your Terrible Man

2/14/2015 - How to Take the Perfect Valentine's Day Dick Pic

2/14/2015 - The Food Babe is a Raving Lunatic

2/14/2015 - Ray Rice Apologizes for "Horrible Mistake"

2/14/2015 - Oregon's Next Governor Will be the First Bisexual to Head State

2/14/2015 - Benedict Cumberbatch Kills Your Dreams, Will Marry Fiancée Today

2/13/2015 - The Biggest Lie You've Ever Gotten Away With

2/13/2015 - 4 SF Cops Will Face No Charges for Firing 59 Shots at Taser-Armed Man

2/13/2015 - Is Jaden Smith a Fifty Shades of Grey Fan?

2/13/2015 - State Senator to Female Colleague: Women Are 'A Lesser Cut of Meat'

2/13/2015 - 'Why Not Take a Nap?': 11 Reasons I Will Not See 50 Shades, By a Mom

2/13/2015 - Best Friends Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss Cover Vogue Together

2/13/2015 - Watch Florence + The Machine's Cinematic Video For 'What Kind Of Man'

2/13/2015 - Attention 'YouTube Personalities': Do Not Whore For This Product

2/13/2015 - Nothing At Fashion Week Will Top Discount Universe

2/13/2015 - The Little Girl From the Missy Elliott Videos Still Dancing to Missy

2/13/2015 - Shade Court: The Grammys, WNYC, Beyoncé Earns PhD in Shade Studies

2/13/2015 - Radio Host Accused of Domestic Abuse Had Court Papers Served On-Air

2/13/2015 - Here's a Special Valentine's Day Message From Singer Vin Diesel

2/13/2015 - We Made Anti-Valentine's Day Cards for Your Not-So-Special Someone

2/13/2015 - I Cannot Wait for Crimson Peak Because BRING BACK GOTHICS

2/13/2015 - Nicki Minaj Twerks Around Identifying Herself As A 'Feminist'

2/13/2015 - Yale Frat SAE Banned For Violating Sexual Misconduct Policy

2/13/2015 - Jonathan Franzen Accuses Jennifer Weiner of 'Freeloading' on Sexism

2/13/2015 - Did Disney Digitally Shrink Cinderella's Already Tiny Waist?

2/13/2015 - Wedding Gown Designer's Hottest Fashion Week Outfit Is an Ebola Suit

2/13/2015 - We Survived an Opening Night Screening of Fifty Shades of Grey

2/13/2015 - Woman Fractures Legs Repeatedly in Order to Become 6-Foot-Tall Model

2/13/2015 - We Love You, Now Listen to This Galentine's Day Mix

2/13/2015 - Judge: Claiming Homosexuality Is a Curable Disorder Is a Big Fat Fraud

2/13/2015 - How Long Should You Date Someone Before Moving In Together?

2/13/2015 - Deep Cuts: The Great Jumpsuit Debate

2/13/2015 - Here's the Trailer for Sofia Vergara & Reese Witherspoon's Hot Pursuit

2/13/2015 - Y/N: Lil Kim Drops Another Weak Freestyle

2/13/2015 - It's Only February and There Are Already 100 New Anti-Abortion Bills

2/13/2015 - Two New Bill Cosby Accusers Say He Drugged and Raped Them

2/13/2015 - How to Make The Last Swipe On The Left, a Cocktail for Choosy Lovers

2/13/2015 - Single Mother of Four Wins the Powerball and We're Not Even Mad

2/13/2015 - Taylor Swift's Body Is a Vessel of Emotion, Weather in 'Style' Video

2/13/2015 - Man Proposes to Girlfriend by Romantically Kidnapping Her at Gunpoint

2/13/2015 - Beyoncé Wants Rihanna to Stay the Fuck Away From Jay Z, Again

2/13/2015 - Yes Hello This is Dog

2/13/2015 - Ruth Bader Ginsburg: I 'Wasn't 100% Sober' During State of the Union

2/13/2015 - Your Boyfriend Drake Released a Surprise Album

2/12/2015 - This is a Heron Surfing on a Hippo in Real Life and I'm Losing It

2/12/2015 - 83-Year-Old Carmen Dell'Orefice's Newest Mag Cover Is Goddamn Gorgeous

2/12/2015 - Your Supreme Bestie Justice Ginsburg Says America Ready For Gay Marriage

2/12/2015 - Florida Teen With Football-Shaped Dick Has World's First Penis Reduction

2/12/2015 - Here Is Your Shondaland Open Thread

2/12/2015 - Emile Hirsch Charged for Choking Woman He Was Angry At for "Being Rich"

2/12/2015 - Taylor Swift Has Sold a Lot Of Copies Of 1989

2/12/2015 - Why One Romance Novelist Didn't Think She'd Write a Billionaire Hero

2/12/2015 - New Instagram Account Celebrates Basic Literacy In Men

2/12/2015 - New Joey Bada$$ Video Confronts Police Brutality Against Black People

2/12/2015 - Kanye's Exciting Fashion Week Show, in Tweets (And a New Song!)

2/12/2015 - Hark: Pinterest Is Developing A 'Buy' Button

2/12/2015 - SMH Jezebel Under Emma Charmichael

2/12/2015 - Joan Didion's Crème Caramel Must Be Very Hostile

2/12/2015 - Can You Masturbate to the Fifty Shades of Grey Soundtrack? We Tried.

2/12/2015 - Department of Defense Builds Search Engine to Trace Sex Trafficking

2/12/2015 - Next Week's Too Real Broad City: Abbi & Ilana Go on an Internet Bender

2/12/2015 - Amy Pascal's Girl Power Platitudes About Women in Movies Fall Flat

2/12/2015 - How I Found Self-Worth in a Pool of Maggots and Left the Man I Loved

2/12/2015 - Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds Maybe Named Their Daughter 'James'

2/12/2015 - V-Day Proposals: Maybe Just Don't?

2/12/2015 - Uma Thurman On Her 'New Face': 'I Guess Nobody Liked My Makeup'

2/12/2015 - The Beyoncé vs Beck Controversy Is Put to Rest By This Great Mashup

2/12/2015 - Adults Should Not Be Drinking Milk

2/12/2015 - Kara's 24-Hour Product Diary: Find The Glow and Never Forget Lipstick

2/12/2015 - Your Valentine's Day Chocolate Will Be More Expensive, Love Is Dead

2/12/2015 - Anti-Gay Alabama Judge Roy Moore Swears He Has Lots of Gay Friends

2/12/2015 - Who Loves Marcel the Monkey Best: Ross From Friends or Kendall Jenner?

2/12/2015 - Empire Takes on Music Industry Ageism, Cookie Shows Her Ass

2/12/2015 - Cop Who Killed Akai Gurley Pleads Not Guilty, Is Released Without Bail

2/12/2015 - What's Up With Triclosan?

2/12/2015 - This Is Your Brain on the Fifty Shades of Grey Trilogy

2/12/2015 - Montana Representative Fails in His Push to Ban Yoga Pants in Public

2/12/2015 - Anna Kendrick's Rule for Naked Selfies: 'Clean Your Room'

2/12/2015 - Pizza Toppings, Ranked

2/12/2015 - Fifth Harmony Assumes Their Anointed Girl-Power Position

2/12/2015 - Gamergate and Its Victims Hated the Law & Order Gamergate Episode

2/12/2015 - Kanye Calls His Beck Interruption a Joke—'Like the Grammys Themselves'

2/12/2015 - Need Some Valentine's Plans? Here's a Divorce Vacation Package!

2/12/2015 - Let's Guess What Drake's New Jungle Film Is About

2/12/2015 - Tokyo Municipality Plans Vote On Recognition Of Same-Sex Couples

2/12/2015 - Australian Today Show Anchor Really, Really Hated Fifty Shades of Grey

2/11/2015 - Does Christina Aguilera Know She Gave Birth to a Fake Baby?

2/11/2015 - Unreleased Spice Girls Songs Leaked

2/11/2015 - Lena Dunham Rewrites Snoop Dogg

2/11/2015 - If You're Giving Birth in Alabama, Better Be Ready for a Long Car Ride

2/11/2015 - 109-Year-Old Man Spends His Time Knitting Sweaters for Tiny Penguins

2/11/2015 - Here Are Two Real Housewives Talking About Fifty Shades of Grey

2/11/2015 - This Week In Tabloids: Jessica Simpson Bloodies Husband With Handbag

2/11/2015 - NYT Omits Exactly Who Lynched 4,000 Blacks in the South

2/11/2015 - Your Relationship Is Only As Good as the Lies Holding it Together

2/11/2015 - Amy Schumer Refuses to Be Romanced by Bill Hader in Trainwreck

2/11/2015 - Right-Wing Blogger: Kayla Mueller Was a 'Bitch' Who Deserved to Die

2/11/2015 - Azealia Banks Will Cover Playboy

2/11/2015 - Laverne Cox Will Costar in a Legal Drama Pilot for CBS

2/11/2015 - Meet the Woman Making Life Difficult for Corrupt Chinese Officials

2/11/2015 - Is Allison Williams Gunning to Play Mary Poppins?

2/11/2015 - Madeleine Albright Loved Her Waffle Date With Leslie Knope

2/11/2015 - Get Right: Non-Zits, Maternity Fashion and Crowdsourcing Hand Creams

2/11/2015 - Family Feud Contestant Blurts Out Painfully Inappropriate Answer

2/11/2015 - Women Don't Like 'Salacious Slang,' Says E.L. James

2/11/2015 - No, Dascha Polanco Didn't Abandon Her Cats in a Taped-Up Box

2/11/2015 - Doulas Are on the March and They Want More Damn Insurance Coverage

2/11/2015 - Cool Pope to Catholics: Don't Be Selfish, Breed Like Rabbits!

2/11/2015 - Kanye West and Taylor Swift Are Now BFFs, Will Collaborate

2/11/2015 - A Chat with Malcolm Brenner, Man Famous for Having Sex with a Dolphin

2/11/2015 - Naked Helena Bonham Carter Cuddles a Giant Dead Tuna Because Why Not

2/11/2015 - Barack Obama Covers Taylor Swift's 'Shake It Off'

2/11/2015 - How Missy Elliott's Futurism Bested Us All

2/11/2015 - That Fake 'Feminist Aborts Baby Boy' Story Fooled So Many People

2/11/2015 - Jeb Bush Hire Resigns After Racist and Sexist Comments Are Revealed

2/11/2015 - RihCaprio Is Dead, Long Live RihCaprio

2/11/2015 - Jane the Virgin Did the Damn Thing and Discussed Abortion

2/11/2015 - ADL To Urban Outfitters: Enough With The Holocaust Inspo

2/11/2015 - Yes, Miguel's New Album Is Coming Soon

2/11/2015 - White Man Murders Three Muslim Students in Chapel Hill

2/11/2015 - Haim and Calvin Harris Go Big With The Glamorous 'Pray To God' Video

2/11/2015 - Watch Jon Stewart Announce His Retirement from The Daily Show

2/10/2015 - Porn Producer Miley Cyrus Pulls Out of Porn Film Festival

2/10/2015 - Science Now Knows How Many Licks to Get to the Center of a Tootsie Pop

2/10/2015 - State Department Soon To Choose Gay Diplomat For LGBT Community Overseas

2/10/2015 - WTF? Jon Stewart Is Leaving The Daily Show

2/10/2015 - Foot Enthusiast Promises Cheap Rent for Photos of Your Sexy Tootsies

2/10/2015 - Famous People Love Sam Smith

2/10/2015 - Japanese High School Girls Spend Up to 15 Hours a Day On Their Phones

2/10/2015 - Safe For Work: Are You Into Audio Porn?

2/10/2015 - Old-Ass Scottish Golf Club Admits Women, Starting With a Princess

2/10/2015 - Woman Gets Two Years for Ripping Off Ex's Scrotum

2/10/2015 - Anti-Rape Activists Crash Columbia University Admissions Session

2/10/2015 - A Brief Chat With a Woman Who Made Yogurt From Her Vaginal Secretions

2/10/2015 - The Real World Still Has No Real Rule Against Fighting

2/10/2015 - Haim and Morris Day Do 'Jungle Love' on Kimmel, It's Kinda Weird

2/10/2015 - Women at Work: We're Doing All the 'Office Housework,' Too

2/10/2015 - Proposed Bill Bans Teens From Getting Abortions Across State Lines

2/10/2015 - Listen to Jessie Ware's Song for the Fifty Shades Soundtrack

2/10/2015 - State Drug Testing Program Busts a Whopping 37 Welfare Applicants

2/10/2015 - New Pitch Perfect 2 Trailer Stars Rebel Wilson's Vag

2/10/2015 - Happy Endings Fans Are Freaking Out About a Potential Comeback

2/10/2015 - Is This Porn Site Extorting Its Bootleggers?

2/10/2015 - What I Learned When I Tried to Draw Myself Naked

2/10/2015 - This Is Charli XCX's Great Punk Take on Taylor Swift's 'Shake It Off'

2/10/2015 - Defense Department Computer Used to Edit Rehtaeh Parsons' Wiki Page

2/10/2015 - There Were Actually Fewer Lead Roles for Women in 2014's Major Movies

2/10/2015 - Tiny Hamster Celebrates Valentine's Day With A Tiny Date

2/10/2015 - More Details on the Lawsuit Alleging Nicholas Sparks Is a Jerk Bigot

2/10/2015 - Fox News Guest Says President Obama Committed 'Verbal Rape'

2/10/2015 - 'Nothing Short of Attempted Murder': A Brief History of Anti-Vaxxers

2/10/2015 - Watch the Most Intense Girl-Girl Confrontation in Bachelor History

2/10/2015 - Fashion What Ifs: Heels or Jordans?

2/10/2015 - Valentine's Day Proposals and Weddings: Ghastly or Great?

2/10/2015 - Newsweek Twitter Hacked by Group Alleging Themselves to Be ISIS

2/10/2015 - The Plaintiffs Behind the Obamacare Lawsuit Are Your Embarrassing Aunt

2/10/2015 - Incredibly Wealthy White Man Unaware of How Actions Affect Others

2/10/2015 - Family May Let Bobbi Kristina Die on Anniversary of Whitney's Death

2/10/2015 - Zendaya Slays This Song With Bobby Brackins and Jeremih

2/10/2015 - Azealia Banks: When I Say 'Faggot,' I Mean It In a Feminist Way

2/10/2015 - Mozart Boob Twerker Switches to Beethoven for Valentine's Day

2/10/2015 - Dominique Strauss-Kahn Says He Only Went to Like Four Orgies a Year

2/10/2015 - Jamie Dornan and Jimmy Fallon Read Fifty Shades In the World's Accents

2/9/2015 - These Owls are Dropping the Hottest Dance Moves of 2015

2/9/2015 - Miley Cyrus' Tongue Is Now the Star of a Porn Film Festival

2/9/2015 - Here it Is: The Greatest, Realest and Grossest Period Joke of All Time

2/9/2015 - Bruce Jenner Hires Lawyer as Cops Continue to Suspect Him In Fatal Crash

2/9/2015 - Kim Kardashian Is Living Her Best #WifeLife

2/9/2015 - Kris Jenner Might Guest Star on The Mindy Project

2/9/2015 - NWA's Straight Outta Compton Movie May—Or May Not—Tell the Real Story

2/9/2015 - American Sisters Arrested For Taking Butt Selfies in Cambodian Temple

2/9/2015 - Iggy Azalea's Blood Feud With Papa John's Reaches Critical Mass

2/9/2015 - Marilyn Manson's New Paper Mag Cover: Nope.

2/9/2015 - Listen to Kendrick Lamar's Black Rage Anthem 'The Blacker the Berry'

2/9/2015 - Bryn Mawr Widens Admissions Guidelines to Allow Trans Women

2/9/2015 - And The Hottest Accent of All Is...

2/9/2015 - Study: HPV Vaccine Will Not Turn Your Daughter Into a Diseased Slut

2/9/2015 - If Anyone Deserves Gonorrhea in His Eyeball, It's War Machine

2/9/2015 - Watch Artist Tatyana Fazlalizadeh Combat Street Harassment in México

2/9/2015 - Study Explains Why Men Eat Like Disgusting Animals

2/9/2015 - Annoying Man Serenades a Woman in the Snow with Mariachi Band

2/9/2015 - Outlander and Fifty Shades Prove Hollywood Should Adapt More Romance

2/9/2015 - Uber Introduces New Panic Button in India

2/9/2015 - Grammys Afterparty Style: Only a Tad More Absurd Than Usual

2/9/2015 - How to Get Your Fetus Ready for College

2/9/2015 - New Bill Cosby Accuser Says He Put 'His Crotch' in Her Face

2/9/2015 - New Video Set to Hozier Is a Sexy Celebration of Man Spanx

2/9/2015 - Harper Lee's Lawyer Says Harper Lee Is 'Hurt and Humiliated'

2/9/2015 - Some Notes on Compulsive Hair Pulling

2/9/2015 - Source: Charles Manson's Fiancée Just Wants to Cash In on His Corpse

2/9/2015 - Mortified Classmates of Princeton Mom Wish She'd Shut the Fuck Up

2/9/2015 - British Farmers Claim They've Created Onions That Don't Make You Cry

2/9/2015 - Surviving The Walking Dead's Depressing Winter Premiere

2/9/2015 - Horrible Restaurant Customers Who Faced Sweet Vengeance

2/9/2015 - Conspiracy Theorists Think Beyoncé Stole Ledisi's Grammys Moment

2/9/2015 - Joni Mitchell: 'All My Battles Were With Male Egos'

2/9/2015 - Zhang Ziyi's Boyfriend Pulled Her Engagement Ring From A Hovering Drone

2/9/2015 - DIY Store Braces for Fifty Shades-Induced Questions About Rope

2/9/2015 - Kanye: Beck Must 'Respect Artistry' and Give His Grammy to Beyoncé

2/9/2015 - Congrats to Cooking Light for Their Exclusive with Michelle Obama!

2/9/2015 - Alabama Chief Justice Tells Judges to Deny Gay Marriage Licenses

2/9/2015 - Jack White's Guacamole Recipe Gets College Banned by Booking Agency

2/9/2015 - Kanye Let Them Finish: All the Best Moments From the 2015 Grammys

2/9/2015 - The Grammy Awards 2015 Full Winners List

2/9/2015 - Beyoncé Closed Out the Grammys With 'Take My Hand, Precious Lord'

2/8/2015 - Rihanna, Paul & Kanye Wear Matching Power Suits for 'FourFiveSeconds'

2/8/2015 - Kanye Lets Beck Finish, Beat Beyoncé for Album of the Year

2/8/2015 - Pharrell Performs 'Happy' With a 'Black Lives Matter' Nod

2/8/2015 - President Obama Delivers an Intense Grammys PSA on Domestic Abuse

2/8/2015 - Annie Lennox Brought Down the House With 'I Put A Spell On You'

2/8/2015 - Beyoncé Acknowledges and Thanks the BeyHive During Grammys Speech

2/8/2015 - Madonna Channels...A Matador? During Her Grammys Performance

2/8/2015 - Watch Pharrell's Super Awkward Grammy Acceptance Speech

2/8/2015 - Beloved Pope Francis Backs Slovakia's Referendum Against Gay Marriage

2/8/2015 - Papa John's Pizza Dude Shares Iggy Azalea's Number With All His Boys

2/8/2015 - We Can't Stop the Music Even If We Wanna: It's Your Grammys Liveblog!

2/8/2015 - D'Angelo Did The Damn Thing, Sang 'How Does It Feel' for 14 Minutes

2/8/2015 - All The Looks From The 57th Annual Grammy Awards Red Carpet

2/8/2015 - Most Brilliant Jailbreak Just Went Down in Brazilian Prison

2/8/2015 - Fox News Guest: Mandating Vaccines Could Lead To 'Forced Abortion'

2/8/2015 - Report: Dionne Warwick Hospitalized 2 Weeks For Shower Slip And Fall

2/8/2015 - Ruth Bader Ginsburg Will Be Happy When There Are 9 Women On The Court

2/8/2015 - Gwen Stefani Performs New Single "Start a War"

2/8/2015 - Dakota Johnson Says "Maybe" Her Parents Can See Fifty Shades of Grey

2/8/2015 - Report Finds Link Between Mass Shootings and Domestic Violence

2/8/2015 - American Sisters Arrested for Taking Nude Photos in Cambodian Temple

2/8/2015 - New York Teacher Charged with Rape of Mentally Ill Student

2/8/2015 - Following Fatal Accident, Police Want Warrant for Bruce Jenner's Phone

2/7/2015 - Saturday Night Social: Full Beyonce 'Fifty Shades' Remix Released

2/7/2015 - Florida Bill Seeks To Jail Trans People for Using Public Bathrooms

2/7/2015 - Report: Bruce Jenner in Car Accident, One Person Dead

2/7/2015 - Since Men Can Lactate, It's Cool To Fire Women for Breastfeeding?

2/7/2015 - MLK's Mother Was Also Assassinated #BlackHistoryYouDidntLearnInSchool

2/7/2015 - Girls Outscore Boys on Math Tests, Unless Teachers See Their Names

2/7/2015 - Oregon Judge: Taking "Upskirt" Pictures Is Totally Legal

2/7/2015 - World's Toughest Woman Delivers 14-Pound Baby Naturally

2/7/2015 - Hershey's Bullies Importers Into Ceasing Flow of British Candy

2/7/2015 - John Mayer Jokes About Grammys and Taylor Swift

2/7/2015 - This Meat-Eaters vs. Vegetarians/Vegans Shit Needs to Stop

2/7/2015 - Female Genital Mutilation Cases In the United States Have Doubled

2/7/2015 - Police Launch Criminal Investigation in Bobbi Kristina Brown Case

2/6/2015 - The Grossest Thing You've Ever Eaten

2/6/2015 - Bookstore Seeking to Return 'Heartfelt Letter' Found in a Used Book

2/6/2015 - Malia Obama, Rap Tastemaker, Might Attend College in New York City

2/6/2015 - Why Can't These Heavy Metal T-Shirts for Streisand and Dion Be Reaaal?

2/6/2015 - Chelsea Peretti and Jordan Peele Are Pretty Cute

2/6/2015 - Diddy's Daughter Chance and Her BFF Are Us, But Cuter

2/6/2015 - Parents Leave Kids in Freezing Car to Drink Wine for An Hour

2/6/2015 - New Porn Doc Offers a Rare Glimpse Into the Industry's Human History

2/6/2015 - Rude-As-Hell Owl Won't Stop Dive-Bombing Joggers

2/6/2015 - My Aesthetic Ideal

2/6/2015 - Should You Ditch Fairytales and Teach Your Daughter Science Instead?

2/6/2015 - It's Fucking Freezing But America Is Ordering Ice Cream Cakes

2/6/2015 - What Is Gap Doing? No, Seriously. We Have No Idea.

2/6/2015 - Shade Court: Boy Bands, Polka Dot Bikinis and Super Bowl Shade

2/6/2015 - Iggy Azalea Would Be Okay With A 'Best Album Artwork' Grammy

2/6/2015 - Texts in Murder Case: 'If You Ever Want to Die Promise Me I Can Do It'

2/6/2015 - White Male Politician Complains Bitterly About 'Reverse Glass Ceiling'

2/6/2015 - Tinashe Slow-Grinds on the Floor in Her Video for 'Aquarius'

2/6/2015 - Calm Down, Everyone! Tongue Eating Parasites Are Not in Your Tuna

2/6/2015 - Reese Witherspoon and Sofia Vergara Should Get Married

2/6/2015 - Lennon and Maisy Debut Folksy Cover of Charli XCX's 'Boom Clap'

2/6/2015 - Labor of (Someone Else's) Love: My Summer Planning Weddings in Italy

2/6/2015 - Girl Scout Shot On the Way to Sell Cookies, Community Rallies to Help

2/6/2015 - JLaw Is Pretty Chill For a Naked Person With Snake On Her Butt

2/6/2015 - W. Virginia Republican: Rape Is Bad, But It Can Make 'Beautiful' Kids

2/6/2015 - This New Dating App Lets Weed Lovers Connect

2/6/2015 - Deep Cuts: 10 Clearance Items You Must Buy So That I Do Not

2/6/2015 - Family Stages Kidnapping to Teach Boy That Life Is Cruel and Awful

2/6/2015 - Ryan Gosling's Most Disturbing Roles: A Retrospective

2/6/2015 - Theaters Ask That You Leave Whips at Home When You See Fifty Shades

2/6/2015 - Why Haven't All Colleges Banned Student-Professor Fucking?

2/6/2015 - InStyle and Kerry Washington Respond to Her 'Lightened' Cover

2/6/2015 - How to Make The Bottom Line, a Coffee Cocktail That Gets Shit Done

2/6/2015 - Hero Girl Does Friday Right

2/6/2015 - Comcast Changes Customer's Name To 'SuperBitch'

2/6/2015 - Taylor Swift Dances to Taylor Swift Music at Taylor Swift Exhibit

2/6/2015 - Norwegian Care Facility Reprimanded for Hiring Exorcist

2/6/2015 - 23 Years Later, Little Earthquakes Is Still a Knockout

2/6/2015 - This Cat Has No Fucking Idea What to Do with a Marshmallow

2/6/2015 - Hey Republicans, Get Off Pitbull's Dick

2/6/2015 - How to Make an Accused Rapist Look Good

2/5/2015 - This Is the Only Acceptable Valentine to Give Out This Year

2/5/2015 - This Is What It Really Looks Like When You Flirt at Work

2/5/2015 - Aspiring Model Gets Refillable Breast Implants that Balloon to Size 32K

2/5/2015 - Real Question: Is Dawn Schafer Responsible for the Measles Outbreak?

2/5/2015 - Your Scandal and How to Get Away with Murder Open Thread

2/5/2015 - Madonna Desperately Clings to the Youth by Releasing Video on Snapchat

2/5/2015 - Christian Grey Is Not Real

2/5/2015 - Somebody Please Make Madonna Stop

2/5/2015 - Cuteness Overload

2/5/2015 - Y/N: The Weeknd Goes S&M; Madonna Continues to Thirst

2/5/2015 - How to Troll the Red Carpet

2/5/2015 - Coach Is Leaving New Girl (Again)

2/5/2015 - Katy Perry's Lawyers Won't Let This Dude Sell a 'Left Shark' Tchotchke

2/5/2015 - Republican Alternative to Obamacare Strips Away Maternity Care

2/5/2015 - What The Animal Kingdom Really Thinks About Women's Makeup

2/5/2015 - J.Crew's Bridal Shorts Are Real, and They Are...Something

2/5/2015 - Laverne Cox Is Heading to The Mindy Project

2/5/2015 - Who at Universal Is Throwing E.L. James Under the Bus?

2/5/2015 - Don't Post Racist Shit to Facebook, Congressional Staffers

2/5/2015 - Texas Singer Tori Vasquez Makes Being an 'Asshole' Sound Pretty Good

2/5/2015 - Craft Brewers Get Snarky At Phenomenally Dumb Budweiser Super Bowl Ad

2/5/2015 - Talented Jack Russell Performs 35 Amazing Tricks Just for You

2/5/2015 - Poltergeist Remake Trailer Reminds You That Little Girls Are Scary

2/5/2015 - Your Rational Love of Whiskey Is (Thankfully) Demolishing Vodka Sales

2/5/2015 - The Problem With Calling Women 'Females'

2/5/2015 - Belgian Royal Family Very Sorry For Confusing Dead and Living Queens

2/5/2015 - My God, Your Wedding Shoes Are SPECTACULAR

2/5/2015 - Finally, Issa Rae Is Getting an HBO Pilot

2/5/2015 - PSA: Your Artsy, Minimalist Instagram Account Is Wildly Unoriginal

2/5/2015 - Last Night's Broad City Was All About Pegging

2/5/2015 - Put On Some Music If You Want to Feel Like You're Falling in Love

2/5/2015 - Man Hosted 'Sleep Study' to Rape Women, Then Sold Clips Of the Attacks

2/5/2015 - Texas Tech Republicans Try to Ban Angela Davis Because She's 'Radical'

2/5/2015 - Clover's 24-Hour Product Diary

2/5/2015 - Rihanna Rihport: Emergency Fashion Is Trying To Murder Rihanna Edition

2/5/2015 - Pigeon Fanciers Gather for Fancy Pigeon Pageant

2/5/2015 - Colleges Are Downplaying Sexual Assault Numbers, New Report Finds

2/5/2015 - Study: Emoji Users Have More Sex, Better Orgasms

2/5/2015 - Kim Kardashian Wants to Take a Selfie With Jesus

2/5/2015 - Rap and Lunchables: Fresh Off the Boat Does Asian American Kids Right

2/5/2015 - Daily Show: Florida Congressman Relentlessly Messes with Texas

2/5/2015 - Empire Tried to Make a Song Called 'Drip Drop' Happen

2/5/2015 - Finally, the Saved By the Bell Reunion We've All Been Waiting For

2/5/2015 - Danny Brown's 'Fresh Off The Boat': Best Rap TV Theme Since 1990?

2/4/2015 - Twitter CEO: 'We Suck at Dealing With Abuse And It's All My Fault'

2/4/2015 - Sports Illustrated Will Feature Plus-Sized Bikini Model for First Time

2/4/2015 - For the Love of God, Don't Tattoo Your Eyeballs

2/4/2015 - Diabolical Barber Gives Misbehaving Kids the "Old Man" Special

2/4/2015 - Oh Shit, Johnny Depp Got Married!

2/4/2015 - The 'Invisible Boyfriend' Who Dumped Me Won't Stop Texting

2/4/2015 - Pat Sajak: Wheel Of Fortune Is Not What You Thought It Was

2/4/2015 - Fashion Before Duty: Cop Retires Rather Than Give Up His Cowboy Hat

2/4/2015 - Someone Better Matchmake This Adorable Old Irish Matchmaker Stat

2/4/2015 - I Will Auto-Accept Any of These Pitches

2/4/2015 - Hey, Quick Question: What's Up with Shakira's Baby's Toes?

2/4/2015 - This Week In Tabloids: Bruce Jenner Is Like, 'Call Me Belinda!'

2/4/2015 - Flare Boldly Forgoes Photoshop on Model Teens with Perfect Skin

2/4/2015 - Two More Women Say Prison Made Them 'Prove' They Were Menstruating

2/4/2015 - Welcome to Music Writing Metaphor Jail: Dave Longstreth on D'Angelo

2/4/2015 - People Won't Stop Naming Shit After Sir David Attenborough

2/4/2015 - Serena Williams to Return to Indian Wells, Tournament Known for Racism

2/4/2015 - Harper Lee's Editor and Publisher Swear She's Excited About New Book

2/4/2015 - New Dating Site (Supposedly) Gives Women More Control

2/4/2015 - Science Tries to Explain Why Cats Love Boxes So Damn Much

2/4/2015 - The Days You Feel Beautiful and the Days You Don't

2/4/2015 - Argentine President Mocks Chinese Accents While on Trip to China

2/4/2015 - Family Restaurant Shows Hardcore Porn On Dining Room TVs

2/4/2015 - How to Be Pretty in Iran

2/4/2015 - Bobby Jindal's New Portrait Is White Enough to Win an Oscar

2/4/2015 - Skylar Grey Is Desperately Seeking Love on Her Fifty Shades Song

2/4/2015 - The Tough, Tumultuous Life of Bobbi Kristina: A Timeline

2/4/2015 - Channing Tatum Is Back on the Pony in the Magic Mike XXL Trailer

2/4/2015 - Last Night's Mindy Project Ended With a Major Surprise

2/4/2015 - Cornell Students Make Tofu Out of Mealworms

2/4/2015 - Loud 'N Proud Homophobe Swatted Down By the Law, Again

2/4/2015 - Watch Run The Jewels Ask Children About a Woman President, Their Moms

2/4/2015 - Floyd Mayweather Denied Visa Because of Domestic Violence

2/4/2015 - Utah Politician Not Sure It's Rape When She's Your Unconscious Wife

2/4/2015 - 'Taylor's the Sweetheart, Kanye's the Villain,' Says Astute Katy Perry

2/4/2015 - Fox News: Frozen Is Teaching Little Girls that Men are Dumb

2/4/2015 - Diane Warren Is Shocked That Rita Ora Hasn't Promoted Their Song

2/4/2015 - Study: Men Lie and Say They Like Hot Sauce to Look Cool and Tough

2/4/2015 - The Daily Show Blames Liberal 'Mindful Stupidity' For Measles Outbreak

2/4/2015 - What Happens When a Prominent Male Feminist Is Accused of Rape?

2/3/2015 - Zoë Kravitz is Kinda Embarrassed About Her Dad Grinding on Katy Perry

2/3/2015 - Canine Connoisseur Queen Elizabeth Says No More Corgis

2/3/2015 - Yes I'm Pansexual And No Let's Not

2/3/2015 - Kim 'Honestly Doesn't Care' About Bruce Jenner's Transition Interview

2/3/2015 - Rebel Wilson Is Going to Have a Very Good Birthday

2/3/2015 - Lance Armstrong Is the Worst Boyfriend Ever

2/3/2015 - Please Leave My Beautiful Moon Alone

2/3/2015 - Argentine Pres Was About to Be Arrested Before Prosecutor's Murder

2/3/2015 - Guess What Rand Paul Is Getting Vaccinated For!

2/3/2015 - Here's Your First Look at Ryan Gosling's Electric Directorial Debut

2/3/2015 - Teenager Throws Acid On Boyfriend's Penis Over Secret Sex Tape

2/3/2015 - GOP Senator: Forcing Food Service Workers to Wash Hands Is Un-American

2/3/2015 - Why, Exactly, Is American Sniper Set to Break $300 Million?

2/3/2015 - Some Suggestions for Spicing Up Strawberry Shortcake

2/3/2015 - Channing Tatum's Crotch Is Coming Soon

2/3/2015 - Rand Paul to Female TV Anchor: 'Shhhhh,' 'Calm Down'

2/3/2015 - Godless Parents Are Doing a Better Job

2/3/2015 - Majority of Republicans Think Mike Huckabee Is Wrong About Beyoncé

2/3/2015 - Avril Lavigne Is Not Dead (But Who Knows About Chavril)

2/3/2015 - What The Boy Next Door Thinks a First Edition of The Iliad Looks Like

2/3/2015 - Everyone's Sad in this Teaser for The Walking Dead Midseason Premiere

2/3/2015 - All of Your Beauty Questions, Answered (Eventually)

2/3/2015 - Christie's Not a Straight Talking Regular Guy; He's a Spoiled Asshole

2/3/2015 - Cara Delevingne Holds Kendall Jenner Like a Baby, Nuzzles Her Boob

2/3/2015 - Be Suspicious of the New Harper Lee Novel

2/3/2015 - Let's Talk Wedding Shoes! Did You Go Traditional Or Outré?

2/3/2015 - Diddy Reportedly Bans His Son From Empire, Because Money

2/3/2015 - Big Girls Want Bold Fashion, Too: An Interview With the Eloquii Team

2/3/2015 - Lindsay and Dina Lohan Sue Fox News Over Coke Comments

2/3/2015 - Hey Ladies: Charles Manson Lets Marriage License Expire

2/3/2015 - How Kelsey Out-Crazied All Other Bachelor Contestants

2/3/2015 - UK Lawmakers Vote to Allow Using 3 Different People's DNA In Embryos

2/3/2015 - Vanity Fair's Hollywood Issue Only Slightly Less White Than Oscar Race

2/3/2015 - Robin Williams' Widow Is Fighting His Children Over His Estate

2/3/2015 - Jackrabbits Take Over North Dakota Development, Breed Uncontrollably

2/3/2015 - New York AG: Most 'Herbal Supplements' Are Complete and Utter Bullshit

2/3/2015 - An Interview With Céline Sciamma, Director of Girlhood

2/3/2015 - Rihmergency: It's Rihanna's Slow Twerking Video for 'FourFiveSeconds'

2/2/2015 - Rand Paul Thinks Most Vaccinations Should Be Voluntary, ISIS doesn't

2/2/2015 - Rich Man Bids to Make Neverland Ranch a Sexual Assault Refuge for Kids

2/2/2015 - LAPD Investigating Uber Driver for Sexual Assault

2/2/2015 - The New More Is Finally for the Rich Ladies That Actually Read More

2/2/2015 - Bruce Jenner Might Talk Transition Rumors With Diane Sawyer

2/2/2015 - Lindsey Graham Just Asked Loretta Lynch If Gay Marriage Is Like Polygamy

2/2/2015 - Oregon Strippers to Lobby Legislature for Better Working Conditions

2/2/2015 - Queen Patti LaBelle Will Appear On Empire

2/2/2015 - Jamie Lynn Spears Is the Celebrity Monarch for Krewe of Mardi Paws

2/2/2015 - Highway Truck Crash Results in Massive Chicken BBQ With Side of Bees

2/2/2015 - When Do Minorities Get Eliminated on The Bachelor?

2/2/2015 - For $100,000, You Can Live Your Pretty Woman Fantasies

2/2/2015 - Anxious Man: Democratic Women 'Scaring Off Good Male Candidates'

2/2/2015 - Here Is the New Unreasonably Short Pitch Perfect 2 Spot

2/2/2015 - Lululemon Founder Chip Wilson Leaves, Feels Like He's 'Been in Prison'

2/2/2015 - Hold On to Your Dicks: Every Ridiculous Thing I Saw at the Porn Awards

2/2/2015 - You Will Be Wearing These Ginormous Pants in 2016

2/2/2015 - Republicans Just Learned What 'On Fleek' Means

2/2/2015 - Hackers Lured Syrian Rebels With Sexy Pics, Stole Their Battle Plans

2/2/2015 - Bobbi Kristina's Condition Is Significantly Improving

2/2/2015 - Oprah and Ava DuVernay to Create Drama Series for OWN

2/2/2015 - Reading Bill Cosby: The Wit And Wisdom Of An Accused Serial Rapist

2/2/2015 - Great Idea: Celebrate Your Divorce With a Machine Gun

2/2/2015 - New Letters from Jane Austen's Family Sure to Thrill Austen Obsessives

2/2/2015 - Beauty Pageant Runner-Up Yanks Crown Off Winner's Head, Has No Regrets

2/2/2015 - David Oyelowo Calls Out Academy for Awarding Black Stereotypes

2/2/2015 - High School Classmates Remember Jeb Bush As a Dickhead Stoner Bully

2/2/2015 - The Misanthropic Love Story of Daria Morgendorffer and Jane Lane

2/2/2015 - SNL Skit Mocks Super Bowl Commercials: 'Anything For My Hungry Guys'

2/2/2015 - Trial Begins for Dominique Strauss-Kahn in Prostitution Ring Case

2/2/2015 - Is the Joke in Colin Jost's Shouts & Murmurs Piece That It Was Printed

2/2/2015 - Woman Quits Smiling to Beat Wrinkles Because She's Vain and Cheap

2/2/2015 - Hey, Quick Question: Would You Fuck Katy Perry's Dancing Sharks?

2/2/2015 - Pretty, Easy Nails: The Three Dot Manicure

2/2/2015 - No Fifty Shades of Grey for British #Teens

2/2/2015 - Amy Schumer Gets Grabby With Anna Kendrick in MTV Movie Awards Promo

2/2/2015 - Restaurant Customers From Hell, Part Two

2/2/2015 - A Man Is Making Bizarre, Terrifying YouTube Videos About Brianna Wu

2/2/2015 - Did Katy Perry's Halftime Show Include a Subtle Taylor Swift Diss?

2/2/2015 - The Super Bowl Domestic Violence Ad Was a Real Woman Calling for Help

2/2/2015 - Today In Hell the Fuck No

2/2/2015 - Taylor Swift is Taking Haim on Tour for Maximum '1989' Vibes

2/2/2015 - Chris Christie Says Vaccinating Your Kids Should Be a Choice

2/2/2015 - Watch Will Ferrell Perfectly Lip Sync to 'Drunk In Love'

2/2/2015 - NYC Singer Rahel Will Not Serve You Lobster On a Beach

2/1/2015 - Map of Literally Every Goat in America Is Most Important Map Ever

2/1/2015 - Holy Shit, Gabi

2/1/2015 - I'm Eastbound and Down, Loaded Up and Heading Out of Here

2/1/2015 - Here is Missy Elliott Stealing Katy Perry's Super Bowl Halftime Show

2/1/2015 - Puppy Bowl Half Time Show Features Musical Superstar Katty Furry

2/1/2015 - NBC Affiliate Follows Super Bowl Domestic Violence PSA with Balls Joke

2/1/2015 - Epic Swingers Party Forced to Shutter Its Doors Because 'Decency'

2/1/2015 - Report: Bobbi Kristina's Brain Function 'Significantly Diminished'

2/1/2015 - Old White Dudes Get Naked To Protest SF's Nudity Ban

2/1/2015 - D'Angelo Plays SNL, Panties Cream All Over America

2/1/2015 - Stabbing Vaginas Isn't A Fun Pre-Super Bowl Game, Conan O'Brien

2/1/2015 - Mike Huckabee Totally Has 'Friends Who Are Gay'

2/1/2015 - North Korea Now Requires 'Mandatory Military Service for Women'

2/1/2015 - Harry Styles Turns 21, Now Old Enough to Drink in America

2/1/2015 - Three-Year-Old Boy Accidentally Shoots Pregnant Mother

2/1/2015 - Amal Clooney is Sick of Being Asked Fashion Questions

2/1/2015 - Bobbi Kristina Brown in Medically Induced Coma

2/1/2015 - Waitress Assumes Kamau Bell Is Begging From White Wife Because Racism