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Dirty Dancing Remake Starring Abigail Breslin Marches Determinedly Toward TV

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Urges Climate Conference to 'March Forward Relentlessly, Like a Terminator'

Finally, NYC Will Have 'High-Heel Friendly' Subway Grates

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See 44 NFL Players Accused of Assault in One Chart

Calling All Rave Promoters: Give This Dude Who Won The Great Christmas Light Fight a Job Now

Public Radio Goddess Diane Rehm Will Retire Next Year

Rick Santorum, Still Running for President, Is Bummed More Women Are Attending College

These 1960 Models Say You Need to Wear Brighter Colors for Winter

Reminder: Your Celebrity Folk Hero Bill Murray Was Once Accused of Spousal Abuse

Kourtney Kardashian's Boring New App Made Me Feel Like Shit

Even Dick Goddamn Cheney Thinks Donald Trump Is Being Ridiculous

Ronda Rousey Is Still 'Really Fucking Sad' About Losing to Holly Holm

You're Not 'Adulting,' You're Acting Your Fucking Age

Fox & Friends Segment Teaches Children How to Disarm Shooters

Queen Latifah Is Joining the Lee Daniels Circus As the Lead in His New Music Series

Russia Gives France Puppy Named Dobrynya to Honor Diesel the Fallen Police Dog

A Definitive Ranking of Taylor Swift’s 1989 Tour Guests, From Most to Least Eager

Last Night's Episode of Vanderpump Rules Was Pure Shakespeare

Spain Has Questions About That Recently Recovered Sunken Spanish Treasure, Thanks

Scott Weiland's Ex-Wife Asks the Public Not to Mythologize Rocker's Addiction

Confused Rich People Are Backing Both Clinton and Fiorina, Because What's the Diff?

James Deen Tells Daily Beast He Is 'Baffled' By Rape Allegations: 'I Have Very Few Regrets'

Chelsea Handler Does Everything in New Netflix Docuseries

Yoko Ono Reminds Us of Her John Lennon Elegy Season of Glass, Advocates for Gun Control

Jon Stewart Returns to the Daily Show, Yells at Congress For Failing 9/11 First Responders

Newly Separated Yolanda Foster Is Reportedly Broke As a Joke

Donald Trump Gets Yelled at on Live TV While Trying to Defend His Plan to Ban Muslims

Eagles Of Death Metal Returns to Paris to Perform, Joins U2 On Stage

Social Media Breakup Coordinator Offers Digital Uncoupling Service

Winona Ryder Becomes the Face Of Marc Jacobs's 2016 Beauty Campaign

New York Times' Modern Love Column Gets a Podcast

Uncle Jesse Pulls a Kim and Shows Off His Naked Buns in Paper

Gina Rodriguez and Lin-Manuel Miranda Had a Great Time Without Me

J. Crew's Problems Go Far Beyond One Unpopular Cardigan